Folks,
Our hosting company, Hosting Matters, is in reach of Irma. So lines or power could go down and so could this site. They have generators, backups, all kinds of great and groovy stufff, but shit happens.
Luckily, we have a test server. Right now, it’s configured for test usage, not live site usage. So please don’t go there to check it out. But, should the main site go down, I will upgrade the memory and processers so you can use it instead. It is hosted far away from Irma (or José, for that matter!)
Even after memory and CPU upgrades, it will be much less powerful then the main server, but it will work to keep the community going.
Please consider the site a resource to help get through Irma, and whatever cruel twist of fate José might offer.
Your normal nyms should work, and it should work and look like the main site but there may be twitches – it’s a development, testing, and staging site.
The site is at https://test.balloon-juice.com
I will repost this post over the next day or so, stopping when the threat to the main site has passed.
sharl
Thanks Alain! Your work here – on both sides of the curtain – is so valuable.
OzarkHillbilly
Alain? You are a jewel.
ETA: to be particular, I’d say an emerald or a ruby. Never a diamond, they are so over rated. For my money, Yogo sapphires are the creme de la creme, and you are definitely close.
Baud
How fancy! This is the type of service one would normally expect from only a top 9000 website.
Major Major Major Major
Always weird when you’re reminded that the Internet has physical locations. Thanks Alain.
Alain the site fixer
Oh, and to explain, upgrades are by the minute charge, so it’s expensive to do the upgrade until the main site is down.
Alain the site fixer
@Baud: rofl
Baud
@Major Major Major Major: Yeah, it’s like seeing meetup photos and realizing nyms are real people.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud:
Speak for yourself. I’m just a figment of your imagination.
(and an asshole one at that)
Baud
@OzarkHillbilly: I obviously need psychiatric help.
Major Major Major Major
@Baud: I could’ve told you that. And I’m probably not a robot.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: My wife says I am beyond help.
Baud
@OzarkHillbilly: I’ll tell my delusions to be nicer to you.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: Why? Nobody else is.
satby
@OzarkHillbilly: @Baud: @Major Major Major Major: what would I do without having you three to keep me laughing? Hope I don’t have to find out over the next few days!
Thanks Alain!
danielx
@OzarkHillbilly:
No bot could possibly be as acerbic.
Omnes Omnibus
@OzarkHillbilly: Note to self: Surprise everyone by being nice to OzarkHillbilly for a day or two.
OzarkHillbilly
@satby: I don’t know, watch old Steve Martin movies?
satby
@OzarkHillbilly: not funny enough!
OzarkHillbilly
@Omnes Omnibus: Others have tried. It didn’t work.
eta: a ‘t’
Baud
@satby: Dean Martin movies?
Davebo
Hosting Matters is a solid host. Hopefully things will be fine.
Great job Alain. And really, testing server? Remember what Captain Ron said.
“If anything’s going to happen, it’s going to happen out there!”
Jim, Foolish Literalist
the internet isn’t in my computer?
@satby: Marx Bros?
OzarkHillbilly
@satby: The Mask? Dogma? Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Davebo
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: It’s in your thermostat. LET IT OUT!
Omnes Omnibus
@OzarkHillbilly: Oh, don’t worry; I’d be doing it to burnish my reputation – you would merely be a tool.
OzarkHillbilly
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I always leave off the Marx Brothers. Something wrong with me. (as my wife says repeatedly)
Baud
@Omnes Omnibus: About time.
OzarkHillbilly
@Omnes Omnibus:
If it’s your reputation you want to burnish, you’re going about it the wrong way.
?BillinGlendaleCA
Thanks Alain.
Davebo
I once setup and hosted a site for a company that organized motorcycle rallies. It was.. different. I set up a forum for users and that got out of hand quickly.
This was a over a decade ago but I’ll always remember one user name. InMyMouthNotInMyEye. They were a colorful bunch and I did get to judge a bikini contest once but sadly they were sluggish on remittance and I had to cut them loose. Made my wife happy.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@OzarkHillbilly: I haven’t seen Dogma in years. I love that movie. Whatever happened to Linda Fiorentino?
Omnes Omnibus
@Baud: I’ve been busy.
@OzarkHillbilly: Why would I burnish someone else’s reputation?
OzarkHillbilly
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I don’t know. I loved her.
OzarkHillbilly
@Omnes Omnibus: Why would you trash your own by being nice to me?
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: She wanted to go back to the morgue.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Major Major Major Major: We know you’re not a robot, you’ve posted pics on “On The Road” and it checks.
Omnes Omnibus
@OzarkHillbilly: And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: Wendy Kroy is on the run
Schlemazel
@OzarkHillbilly:
I thought the role of asshole was already taken by me!
OzarkHillbilly
@Omnes Omnibus: I don’t think he was talking about me.
OzarkHillbilly
@Schlemazel: Nope, you’re a ‘nice’ asshole. Everybody likes you. You’ve got some catching up to do.
Schlemazel
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
She bought a property & was trying to bring it to the screen but it must have died by now. She was working on a documentary about discrimination against Italian-Americans and developing a talk show. So really not much, sadly
Schlemazel
@OzarkHillbilly:
hmmmph! We’ll just see about that!
OzarkHillbilly
Time for bed. Ya’ll play nice now.
zhena gogolia
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: @OzarkHillbilly:
Mmm Hmmm, Last Seduction, right?
O. Felix Culpa
@OzarkHillbilly: Ok, so you made me laugh! Might have to watch that movie again.
Major Major Major Major
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Lots of drones have cameras.
OzarkHillbilly
@O. Felix Culpa: Might have to?????????????????????
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@zhena gogolia: Yup. Love that one, too.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Major Major Major Major: True, I know mine does.
Major Major Major Major
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Well of course yours does.
O. Felix Culpa
@OzarkHillbilly: My bad, must see it again.
satby
I was going to say good night too, but I don’t want to incite any unseemly rumors.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Major Major Major Major: Otherwise, what would be the point?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
population 75,000. What now?
?BillinGlendaleCA
@OzarkHillbilly:
@satby: Y’all retire early, I’ve not even had dinner.
Omnes Omnibus
@Major Major Major Major: I’m sure that Bertie Wooster had one at some point.
O. Felix Culpa
@satby: Could you incite something else?
satby
@?BillinGlendaleCA: I thought you just never slept at all.
satby
@O. Felix Culpa: hmmm… A rebellion? I’ll work on it.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
@Davebo:
Captain Ron is one of the finest movies of all time.
“Watch out for guerillas in the jungle, boss.”
satby
I’m fostering two cute little kittens my rescue pulled from Animal Control. One of them likes to knead the bed while sucking on the blanket, sounds stupid but she’s adorable. You can hear their happy little purrs from across the room.
Omnes Omnibus
@Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:
Been drinking, have we? Huffing solvents?
Gin & Tonic
@satby: Those are the best kind.
chopper
nobody tells me what to do! (goes to test site, crashes everything)
Another Scott
How Russia created the most popular Texas Succession page on Facebook
:-/
(via Julia Ioffe’s Twitter feed)
Cheers,
Scott.
Gin & Tonic
Does anybody know for a fact, one way or another, whether US TSA accepts a Global Entry ID card as a photo ID at check-in for a domestic flight?
Gin & Tonic
@Another Scott: Succession =/= Secession.
O. Felix Culpa
@satby: Yes!
?BillinGlendaleCA
@satby: I love sleep and the doggies love their “snuggle time”.
Origuy
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I was on St Martin in 2000. The pictures I’ve seen from Marigot are really sad. The northern half is a Department of France; the southern half has a complicated relationship with The Netherlands. Hopefully those countries can provide support for rebuilding. It will take a long time, though, especially with the main airport damaged.
Another Scott
@Gin & Tonic: D’Oh. Sorry.
(My kingdom for a preview!)
Cheers,
Scott.
Gin & Tonic
Alain, if you’re still here, I’m getting that auto-play audio.
Omnes Omnibus
@Another Scott: Threaded comments and a preview function? Is there no heresy you will not endorse? Are you also a Semi-Pelagianist?
Argiope
Alain, I’d feel a lot better if you were in charge of our nation’s physical infrastructure. You seem to get the whole “belt & suspenders” thing. We’re lucky to have you.
Davebo
@Gin & Tonic: Never tried it but I gotta believe they would.
Omnes Omnibus
@Argiope:
Seconded. I don’t know if Aiain came in with or after the Tommy-related site update, but since he has been the face of the tech side things have been explained clearly and executed as well as updates can be.
Aleta
Thanks Alain for your constant work and anticipation.
Alain the site fixer
@Gin & Tonic: ad going off for now, thanks.
CaseyL
Alain, however many thanks we give you, it isn’t enough: you are a treasure. Thanks for all your hard work keeping us up and running!
Another Scott
@Omnes Omnibus: No, I’m more of a Teapottian, myself.
Either that, or I just say namu amida butsu and I’m good.
One or the other.
;-)
Cheers,
Scott.
Alain the site fixer
Thanks to all for the kind words.
I know that, should there be any downtime, it will be minimal. Our hosts are very good at what they do, but as I said, shit happens. It’s always good to have a plan. Most importantly, communicate the plan with stakeholders.
So here we are. Good night and be safe, everybody – as Adam says, stay frosty!
Alain the site fixer
@Gin & Tonic: please use the form and email John to let him know which advertisers. It’s like whack-a-mole, apparently!
Gin & Tonic
@Alain the site fixer: Sorry, I never listen to it long enough to know who the advertiser is.
Alain the site fixer
@Gin & Tonic: Can’t say as I blame you!
Now – good night all, I’m exhausted and need rest. Good luck to all
Mike J
@Major Major Major Major:
It’s worse when you walk out of the server room you spent the night in still wearing a sweater in July.
Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA
@Alain the site fixer: Thanks for everything. Sleep well.
Alain the site fixer
@OzarkHillbilly: I love sapphires, but emeralds – wowzers! I’m blessed to have had a grandmother with great taste and access to emeralds, so mom inherited them and isn’t the biggest fan. I just wish I liked to wear jewelry or had a cane or some other be-jeweling target.
Alain the site fixer
@Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA: thanks, putting the phone down now.
joel hanes
Argiope
Your nym is perfect for the Web, and I don’t recall noticing it before.
Kudos
Arclite
You should configure the test server for text only. No images, no ads.