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Site News: Hurricane

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  September 10, 201710:07 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Changing Climate, Climate Change, Climate Change Solutions, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, Into the weeds, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Not Normal

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(This is a re-post from Saturday evening for those who may have missed it)

Folks,

Our hosting company, Hosting Matters, is in reach of Irma. So lines or power could go down and so could this site. They have generators, backups, all kinds of great and groovy stufff, but shit happens.

Luckily, we have a test server. Right now, it’s configured for test usage, not live site usage. So please don’t go there to check it out. But, should the main site go down, I will upgrade the memory and processers so you can use it instead. It is hosted far away from Irma (or José, for that matter!)

Even after memory and CPU upgrades, it will be much less powerful then the main server, but it will work to keep the community going.

Please consider the site a resource to help get through Irma, and whatever cruel twist of fate José might offer.

Your normal nyms should work, and it should work and look like the main site but there may be twitches – it’s a development, testing, and staging site.

The site is at https://test.balloon-juice.com

I will repost this post over the next day or so, stopping when the threat to the main site has passed.

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35Comments

  1. 1.

    debbie

    September 10, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Again, thanks for all you do.

  2. 2.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Thank you for all you do?

  3. 3.

    geg6

    September 10, 2017 at 10:18 am

    You are the best, Alain.

  4. 4.

    Mike in NC

    September 10, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Sitting in sunny Philadelphia awaiting next connection…

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    September 10, 2017 at 10:32 am

    I presume you’ll give us a heads-up if you have to cut over? Thanks for the yeoman work you do to keep the joint running.

  6. 6.

    Suzanne

    September 10, 2017 at 10:40 am

    Thank you, Alain!

  7. 7.

    Mark B

    September 10, 2017 at 10:41 am

    What’s the URL to the test server, or do you just plan to change the DNS entry if the main site goes down?

    EDIT: Duh, never mind. I can’t read.

  8. 8.

    Alain the site fixer

    September 10, 2017 at 10:58 am

    @Amir Khalid: not really – if this site is down, try the test server, I won’t be able to alter DNS entries so that’s why I wanted to post this, so write it down!

  9. 9.

    eclare

    September 10, 2017 at 11:12 am

    Thank you Alain!

  10. 10.

    hedgehog mobile

    September 10, 2017 at 11:20 am

    Thank you Alain!

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    Schlemazel

    September 10, 2017 at 11:25 am

    I want to echo all the kudos to you, not just because you do all of this work but because you also have to put up with the whining and bitching when everything is not just “perfect”*

    *
    perfect is a fungible term to mean “what I want when I want the way I want as quickly as I want

  12. 12.

    Alain the site fixer

    September 10, 2017 at 11:33 am

    Thanks to all, hopefully we won’t need to use the test site. I pushed back some work I was planning until after the storm(s) pass, in case the test site is necessary

  13. 13.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 11:34 am

    It’s raining.

  14. 14.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 11:37 am

    There is only one guy at the Pinellas County Emergency Operations update wearing a ball cap. This is an improvement.

    Though it’s the Fire Chief St. Pete Mayor, his hair is close cropped, so just take the damn thing off you’re not going to have hat hair.

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    Cheryl Rofer

    September 10, 2017 at 11:39 am

    From Betty:

    I didn't think the last-minute hurricane evacuation could get any worse. ? pic.twitter.com/4hhPavxYI8

    — Betty Cracker (@bettycrackerfl) September 10, 2017

  16. 16.

    debit

    September 10, 2017 at 11:41 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: Thanks for passing along the update!

  17. 17.

    Ruviana

    September 10, 2017 at 11:49 am

    @debit: I see what you did there!

  18. 18.

    ThresherK

    September 10, 2017 at 11:53 am

    Thank you for the preparation, Alain. As in governance, I want my internets to be something that functions, boringly, because people who bother themselves with details have the authority and resources to do so.

  19. 19.

    bemused

    September 10, 2017 at 11:54 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    The dog rump closeup is hilarious.

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    Cheryl Rofer

    September 10, 2017 at 11:54 am

    Aaaand now they're farting. Take me, Irma! I beg you! ?

    — Betty Cracker (@bettycrackerfl) September 10, 2017

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    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 12:02 pm

    The meteorologists on WFLA Storm Team 8 are now giddily celebrating that Itma’s track has now shifted back east a bit and will make landfall between Naples and Northport.

    They’re celebrating that death and destruction will be rained down on someone else so that the Tampa Bay area has it easier.

  22. 22.

    bemused

    September 10, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Also hilarious but guessing not from BC’s proximity.

  23. 23.

    Jeffro

    September 10, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I just saw that, and I’m still giggling – fare thee well, Ms. Betty of Crackere (and try to breathe through your mouth, like a Trump voter would)

  24. 24.

    lollipopguild

    September 10, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    Doggies have to be doggies.

  25. 25.

    FlyingToaster

    September 10, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Given Irma’s diameter, it isn’t going to make much difference.

    The eastward shift means my mom’s house is definitely inside the cat-2 winds; she’s made it through cat 3 twice, but I’m terrified about the aftermath.

    From what I can piece together from the fplmaps page (and other providers), by tomorrow morning the entire state will be without electricity. No matter how many power crews you have on standby, this is catastrophic.

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    Schlemazel

    September 10, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    All TV weather bots are terrorists. It is their job to scare the shit out of you so you stay tuned for the next load of commercials. When the bad thing does actually happen it is their job to amplify the death and destruction so you stay tuned for more commercials.

    These are not good people

  27. 27.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 12:17 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: yeah

  28. 28.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Folks,

    TAMPA BAY IS GONE!

    NO WATER ANYWHERE ??

  29. 29.

    Schlemazel

    September 10, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    @FlyingToaster:
    There are a lot of very long days and night ahead for those folks doing the difficult job of restoring power. Of all the recovery workers they seem to get the least respect, we just expect them to get the lights back on now.

    Many weeks of drudge work for many people and months before anything like ‘normal’ is restored. I remember driving through Homestead a little over a year after Andrew and there were still huge piles of trash in the streets because there was no place to take it all to. Many houses were abandoned or gutted and half rebuilt. Unless you live it I guess it is easy to assume everything goes back to the way it was easily.

  30. 30.

    Schlemazel

    September 10, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    @rikyrah:
    Don’t worry, it’ll be back shortly

    sorry, black humor is all I have left

  31. 31.

    Miss Bianca

    September 10, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Oh, Betty and boxers et al. have had to evac? Been out of the loop this weekend and trying not to think about hurricanes, wildfires, or shitstorms at work. Last I knew BC and all were still stayed put, Adam et al. had just made it to shelter.

    Trust Betty Cracker to be able to make me laugh at a hurricane evacuation. : )

  32. 32.

    Amir Khalid

    September 10, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    @Alain the site fixer:
    I’ve bookmarked the test server URL, just in case.

  33. 33.

    Amir Khalid

    September 10, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    Which dog is it? For purposes of facial recognition, that’s not the right end of her.

  34. 34.

    Cheryl Rofer

    September 10, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I’m just passing on Betty’s tweets. I don’t know any more than that.

  35. 35.

    Another Scott

    September 10, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    I assume she’s Daisy. Patsy Marie is striped, I think.

    HTH!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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