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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Sunday Evening Open Thread: Good Thoughts to All Floridians

Sunday Evening Open Thread: Good Thoughts to All Floridians

by Anne Laurie|  September 10, 20174:15 pm| 105 Comments

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#Tampa bay now an effective dog park as we wait for #irma. With @CityofTampa parks closed ahead of storm, this is the best we've got. pic.twitter.com/Op3FADmL3V

— Tim Scheu (@scheuster) September 10, 2017

For the record, Mister & Stella, the pups, are back in the hotel, showered, and safe after their jaunt in #Tampa bay. Now, we wait for #irma pic.twitter.com/aqOUexPVe6

— Tim Scheu (@scheuster) September 10, 2017


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Apart from that, what’s on the agenda as we wrap up the weekend?

***********
Well, maybe ‘good thoughts to all Floridians minus a few… ‘

Florida AG to price gougers: "We're going to go after you" https://t.co/VAlhttoO7f pic.twitter.com/gbvS2lkJsf

— The Hill (@thehill) September 9, 2017

"Unless, of course, you make a sufficiently large contribution to my campaign." https://t.co/SK38s8bxwz

— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) September 9, 2017

That’s Pam Bondi, whose steadfast Trump support is about to be further rewarded.

Not feeling much sympathy towards these two putzes, either:

As Irma churned toward the Florida coast, two Republican lawmakers from the state voted against a $15 billion hurricane relief bill, saying that although they want aid to storm victims, they have concerns about other provisions of the measure.

The relief package, which sailed through the Senate and the House and was signed by President Trump on Friday, boosts funding for the Federal Emergency Management Agency. It will also raise the debt ceiling for three months and includes a short-term budget that would keep the government running until December — part of a deal struck between Trump and Democratic leaders Sen. Charles E. Schumer (N.Y.) and Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Calif.).

That latter was a problem for GOP Reps. Matt Gaetz and Ted Yoho, who stuck to their principles of fiscal conservatism despite calls from fellow Florida lawmakers to support the bill. The two, who are among the 90 House Republicans who voted against the bill, do not represent parts of the state that are likely to feel Irma’s immediate impact as the massive storm makes landfall on mainland United States this weekend…

As ever, We got ours, fvck you guys is the only “principle” Repubs actually practice — but that they do with great enthusiasm!

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  1. 1.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    September 10, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    Hey now, let’s be fair. Cleek’s Law is a kind of principle, as is consistent psychological projection.

    Fuckem, as efgoldman loves to say.

  2. 2.

    trollhattan

    September 10, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Think it’s great that Republicans don’t even take Sunday off in their efforts to disappoint us daily.

    I read that cranes have toppled in Miami even at windspeeds below what they’re designed to withstand. Hellooooo, lawsuits and everybody else keep yourselves blocks away from any of them.

  3. 3.

    patrick II

    September 10, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    It astonishes me that avoiding a government shutdown and a financial crisis while in the midst of emergency funding for aid to the victims of two hurricanes is somehow a “big deal” for President Trump and even offensive to many in his party. For a sane country there would not even be a question.

  4. 4.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 10, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    My sister and family ended up hunkered down with friends in Melbourne. She just texted out a picture of the swimming pool, which had been drained but is now full of rainwater. And the worst of the storm isn’t due till tonight.

  5. 5.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 10, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))): I always imagined that principles were the sort of things that didn’t change daily.

  6. 6.

    trollhattan

    September 10, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    Top video has me thinking of the drawdown of water before the tsunami arrives, which catches the unwary. Luckily the dynamics are far different. NWS predicting 10-15 foot surge elsewhere.

  7. 7.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    September 10, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: The principle of Cleek’s Law is consistent, in a way. The principle is pissing off liberals.

  8. 8.

    germy

    September 10, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    Is it true some people were shooting their guns at the storm?

  9. 9.

    germy

    September 10, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    UPDATE: A second crane has collapsed in Miami. https://t.co/riotFBJnUw— Esther Lee ??‍?? (@EstherYuHsiLee) September 10, 2017

  10. 10.

    Baud

    September 10, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    @germy: I bet the flamingos are still standing.

  11. 11.

    catclub

    September 10, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Well… the principle of the Tao is that change is the only constant.

  12. 12.

    germy

    September 10, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    @Baud: It actually took me a moment to get that gag. I’m slow today.

  13. 13.

    Sab

    September 10, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    My extremely elderly dad is watching some windsock reporter on the weather channel trying to stand outside in the eyewall.

    Storm porn.

    What in phuck are their superiors thinking to allowingr this to be done to or by their emplyoyees.

  14. 14.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 10, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    @catclub: @(((CassandraLeo))): I guess the difference to me is that Cleek’s Law is a function you pass a principle into which seems odd as a principle.

  15. 15.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    Bill Browder‏Verified account @Billbrowder

    More detail on how the Dutch have dealt with Russian election hacking threat. Dutch go to paper ballots. POLITICO

  16. 16.

    Fair Economist

    September 10, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @Sab:

    What in phuck are their superiors thinking to allowingr this to be done to or by their emplyoyees.

    Ratings. It’s all about what’s important!

  17. 17.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    My extremely elderly dad is watching some windsock reporter on the weather channel trying to stand outside in the eyewall.

    Storm porn.

    What in phuck are their superiors thinking to allowingr this to be done to or by their emplyoyees.

    Been watching him. He got hit.
    This guy is nuts.
    From the comments of the others – this is what this guy does. He is there in the middle of the craziest weather – storms, blizzards, hurricanes, tornadoes.

  18. 18.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    September 10, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    God in heaven, I’m sick of these fucks. A whole party that’s turned itself over to psychopaths. I don’t know what else to think about it. I mean, it’s one thing to be thoughtless and heedless and fuck things up for other people without meaning to, or even really knowing you’re doing it. These Republicans, though, it seems to be the point to make people suffer. Once these shitheels are gone, it’s going to be a titanic cleanup. This blows.

  19. 19.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @germy:

    UPDATE: A second crane has collapsed in Miami. https://t.co/riotFBJnUw— Esther Lee ??‍?? (@EstherYuHsiLee) September 10, 2017

    Downtown Miami looks like it should be renamed Venice.

  20. 20.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Princess Mabel is a member of the Dutch Royal Family.

    Mabel van Oranje
    ✔
    @MabelvanOranje

    Rather than building a wall on Mexican border, #USA should maybe strengthen its defences against hurricanes and flooding. #SmartInvestment
    2:00 AM – Aug 27, 2017

  21. 21.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    The surge is coming in Naples.

    Water has risen 2 feet in 12 minutes.

  22. 22.

    dmsilev

    September 10, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @germy: Enough people have asked NOAA about using nuclear bombs to disrupt hurricanes that there’s actually an official web page on the subject. The gist of the answer is “needless to say, this is not a good idea”.

  23. 23.

    dmsilev

    September 10, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @rikyrah: Yes, yes, but what do the Dutch know about keeping out unwanted water?

  24. 24.

    Baud

    September 10, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    @rikyrah: I’ve always wanted to go to war with The Netherlands.

  25. 25.

    trollhattan

    September 10, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    @rikyrah:
    Let’s hear it for the Oranges! The Dutch, they know of these flood events and how to protect yourselves. We’re all chuffed at our forthcoming upgrade to 200-year protection status in my metro area, the Dutch aim for 10,000-year protection.

  26. 26.

    eclare

    September 10, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    @rikyrah: Agreed, googled him. And you can see how disappointed he is that he might not get his eye!

  27. 27.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Storm Sturge Update in Naples
    4 feet in 30 minutes.

  28. 28.

    Baud

    September 10, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    @rikyrah: Damn.

  29. 29.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    September 10, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    @rikyrah: Venice is on the Gulf Coast of Florida.

    (Yes, I know you weren’t referring to that Venice. Sadly, the one in Italy is apparently sinking.)

  30. 30.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    WHAT DA PHUQ IS THIS?

    Moreno‏Verified account @Moreno

    UC Berkeley Police ?? y’all some punk ass bitches a ticket is understandable but to take his money away.
    fuck the police

    https://twitter.com/Moreno/status/906764058375766016

  31. 31.

    Mnemosyne

    September 10, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    @rikyrah:

    My nieces and their mother evacuated from Naples to North Carolina. My late brother’s girlfriend had to stay — she’s a sheriff’s deputy. Hopefully she won’t do anything stupid!

  32. 32.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    September 10, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    @rikyrah: IIRC, a similar incident triggered the Arab Spring protests.

  33. 33.

    Baud

    September 10, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    Can you imagine if Irma remained a Cat 5?

  34. 34.

    Thoughtful David

    September 10, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    Shows what you know. Principles are completely malleable and can be suspended for any reason. For example, see: any evangelical “Christian” that voted for Trump

  35. 35.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 10, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @rikyrah:

    4 feet in 30 minutes.

    Whoa.

  36. 36.

    feebog

    September 10, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Eye of the storm going right through Naples at just after 5:00 p.m. High tide was between 3:00 and 4:00 p.m., so the expected storm surge is at least going to be after high tide in places like Marco Island and Naples. NWS has just downgraded Irma to a Cat 2, but still has sustained winds well over 100 mph.

  37. 37.

    lamh36

    September 10, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Been sitting here reading reactions on Maria Sharpova’s new “memoir”

    To sum them all: How you call ur memoir “Unstoppable” when she couldn’t beat Serena Williams like 18x in a row.

    Oh and a second summary: Serena should get a royalty check since she spends sooo much time talking bout Serena in HER OWN DAMN MEMOIR!!

    The 3 best I’ve read so far:

    Dear Maria Sharapova, You Should Release a Song Called Mad and Mediocre – http://go.shr.lc/2wSQ3MA via @Luvvie

    Maria Sharapova’s Vile, Racially Tinged Treatment of Serena Williams
    http://thebea.st/2xUm2dU?source=twitter&via=desktop via @thedailybeast

    Probably the funniest is from the VerySmartBrothas blog, you may hate the title, but check out the article too:

    Darth Maria Becky Sharapova Is the 2nd-Whitest Woman on Earth
    http://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/darth-maria-becky-sharapova-is-the-second-whitest-woman-1802759184?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Very_Smart_Brothas_twitter via @verysmartbros

  38. 38.

    efgoldman

    September 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))):

    Fuckem, as efgoldman loves to say.

    Well, it’s cogent and to the point.

  39. 39.

    Suzanne

    September 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    I am stressed about the storm, but I also have storm fatigue from all of the coverage and so I am trying not to watch.

  40. 40.

    Suzanne

    September 10, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    @lamh36: Maria Sharapova is The Worst and I’m so glad she’s such a loser.

  41. 41.

    rikyrah

    September 10, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Storm surge

    5.5 ft in 1 hours.

  42. 42.

    MomSense

    September 10, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    I heard Sen. MIchael Bennet interviewed on Ezra Klein’s podcast and he comes right out and says that there are too many sociopaths in congress.

  43. 43.

    efgoldman

    September 10, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    A whole party that’s turned itself over to psychopaths.

    Paraphrasing Professor Pierce: A party of vandals and nihilists infected by the prion disease.

  44. 44.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 10, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    @Baud: Or the nether parts.

  45. 45.

    Redshift

    September 10, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    My friend in Tampa posted a picture of the indoor doggy potty area she constructed. She was okay as of a couple of hours ago.

  46. 46.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    @rikyrah: if you were wondering where Tampa Bay went, wonder no more.

  47. 47.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Still raining. Had a nice nap as I figure I’ll be up with the dogs from about midnight on.

  48. 48.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 10, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    @Thoughtful David: that just means it’s a bad person stupidly applying the principles selectively.

  49. 49.

    Schlemazel

    September 10, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    @germy:
    some moron started a FB page on it & got 46,000 people to agree. No idea how serious they are but it wouldn’t surprise me

  50. 50.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @feebog: The surge projection on the backside for Naples is projected at about 6 feet minimum several hours after the storm passes.

    We’re expecting it to be down to 90 mph winds when it gets here around midnight.

  51. 51.

    Schlemazel

    September 10, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))):
    Years ago we drove through there & there were some gorgeous townhouses built right in the inner coastal waterway. They were designed to look like Venetian homes. They were, I am sure, well beyond the means of normal people (one had a $500k boat tied up at it). I would expect they are trashed now.

  52. 52.

    Miss Bianca

    September 10, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Where is “here”? Baton Rouge?

  53. 53.

    Suzanne

    September 10, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Where are you? My family is in Sarasota and I am worried about them.

  54. 54.

    WaterGirl

    September 10, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    @rikyrah: Fuck the police is right. It took the police decades after the 1960s to get away from the cops are pigs reputation and now they don’t care at all about the public anymore. It’s disgusting.

  55. 55.

    WaterGirl

    September 10, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: You and Baud are better than me. All I could think was holy fuck!

  56. 56.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 10, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    @germy: Oh, yes, the construction industry fought off attempts to make those cranes less vulnerable in high winds, too.

  57. 57.

    WaterGirl

    September 10, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    @rikyrah: Wow, that’s 3″ taller than I am.

  58. 58.

    WaterGirl

    September 10, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    @MomSense: Glad he is willing to step up and tell the truth like that. Fuck comity.

  59. 59.

    lamh36

    September 10, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I haven’t been able to follow along much this week Adam, so I was wondering how you and the fam were sparing…was gonna email, but I figured I’d see an update from you eventually…

    where did you guys end up?

    I know that sometimes the aftermath can be worse than when the storm actually hits…can I assume you guys aren’t one of the millions who don’t have electricity?

  60. 60.

    germy

    September 10, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Oh, yes, the construction industry fought off attempts to make those cranes less vulnerable in high winds, too.

    This is why my local TV news is so useless. They’ll report the fallen cranes but they’ll ignore the construction industry background story.

    And it’s not for lack of time, because they spend ten minutes on sports and ten minutes on ridiculous youtube-type “novelty” stories.

  61. 61.

    Thoughtful David

    September 10, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Oh, yeah–that too.

  62. 62.

    germy

    September 10, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    @lamh36: The Angry Black Lady compared Sharapova to Trump. She said Sharapova sees Serena the way Trump sees Obama. Obsessed, and needed the russians’ help to win.

  63. 63.

    Suzanne

    September 10, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Yes. There’s also a shortage of the biggest cranes worldwide. If they tightened regulations, (part of) the argument goes, it would slow building all around the world.

    Having said that, take a look at the bamboo scaffolding they use in Asia. Freaks me TFO.

  64. 64.

    SgrAstar

    September 10, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    @rikyrah: oh, that makes me SO mad! Street food is such a cool part of our city life now…those dogs/sausages look yummy. I hope the gofundme page puts him back on track. I’m wondering who decided it was a good idea for the BPD to go after street vendors and seize their $. That is just wrong x 10^100.

  65. 65.

    eemom

    September 10, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    My sister in Naples says things are flying by like in the Wizard of Oz….

  66. 66.

    lamh36

    September 10, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    @germy: Ha…it’s an apt comparison…Maria is soo pressed for Serena, and Serena’s out living her life, birthing her baby, getting to ready to marry her fiancee’…NEWSFLASH MARIA: SERENA IS NOT PRESSED FOR YOU…

  67. 67.

    WaterGirl

    September 10, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @lamh36: I need to get out more… what does “pressed for you” mean?

  68. 68.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    @Miss Bianca: my brother’s house in a no flood zone in St. Pete about 40 minutes from where I live.

  69. 69.

    germy

    September 10, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    @lamh36: My mistake. She retweeted Cyrus:

    Lets be real, Maria Sharapova looks at Serena the same way Trump looks at Obama; intimidated by greatness they got Russians to help em cheat— Cyrus McQueen (@CyrusMMcQueen) September 7, 2017

  70. 70.

    Baud

    September 10, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: All flooders will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!

  71. 71.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    @Suzanne: my brother’s in St. Pete about 40 minutes from my house. If your family is in a no flood area they should be okay. They’re expecting it to be a category 1 around 95 mph wins by the time it gets to the Tampa Bay Area. The eye wall/eye has seriously degraded over Naples.

  72. 72.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 10, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    @Baud: Hurricane sez, “You and what army?”.

  73. 73.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    @lamh36: I sent you an email when I thought we were heading to Louisiana. Once the storm went way west we hit the part of the decision tree that said evac to my brother’s in a no flood zone. Had it gone on the eastern forecasts we would be up near you. We’re safe. I’m not quite dry as I just walked the dogs…

  74. 74.

    lamh36

    September 10, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    pressed
    Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.

  75. 75.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    @eemom: I understand the Winkies are looking for new leadership.

  76. 76.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 10, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: There’s always Baud.

  77. 77.

    Miss Bianca

    September 10, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Ah! Tracking now.

  78. 78.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I’m not sure that’s fair to the Winnie’s after what the Wicked Witch did to them.

  79. 79.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    September 10, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    @germy:
    Local tv news really is that bad. I follow national and international news all the time and can’t stand it when local news tries to talk about it. They usually leave out important details that give proper context.

  80. 80.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    September 10, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    I wanted to get an opinion on this Atlantic piece:

    https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2017/09/the-uncomfortable-truth-about-campus-rape-policy/538974/

    The Uncomfortable Truth About Campus Rape Policy
    At many schools, the rules intended to protect victims of sexual assault mean students have lost their right to due process—and an accusation of wrongdoing can derail a person’s entire college education

  81. 81.

    lamh36

    September 10, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Damnit…I’ve got to check that yahoo account more…but I’ve been mostly offline this entire week…it’s been a busy week, what with my fam here for the past weekend and all that holiday weeks entails in the lab.

    I’ll go check that email now…and I’m really glad ya’ll are alright, if not a bit more damp than usual :-)

  82. 82.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 10, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: They had it coming.

  83. 83.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 10, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    @lamh36: Adam’s staying hydrated, just not frosty.

  84. 84.

    bemused

    September 10, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    46,001 idiots with guns that haven’t yet figured out bullets go somewhere.

  85. 85.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 10, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    @rikyrah: I was in Venice (Italy) in the fall (October I think) a couple of years ago. Maybe everybody else knew this, but I didn’t know that in fall in Venice, there are torrential rains and the high tides flood the streets every day. There was one outdoor restaurant open in St. Mark’s Square on the one remaining patch of dry plaza, but the rest of the Square was under water. This is apparently routine, though worse in some years than others.

    Anyway, while there I read about a massive engineering effort the Venetians are doing to actually stop the flooding with giant floodgates that will block most high tides. They may have actually finished that by now.

    Maybe only a matter of time before cities like New York and Miami consider it a good tradeoff to do the same rather than lose billions of dollars in real estate.

  86. 86.

    Mustang Bobby

    September 10, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    I’m taking a moment to report that we — me and my friends Bob, Ken, Benjamin the Beagle and Madam the Cat — made it through Hurricane Irma with minimum of both structural and personal damage. The power went out at 6:26 a.m. EDT and the worst of the weather came through between 8 a.m. and 3 p.m. We’ve opened up the house, cranked up the generator and have connected the icebox, a toaster oven, a light, and the VOIP box which gives us both internet and phone service.

    We have not had a lot out outside communication; the TV stations have been simulcasting on local radio, but it hasn’t been very helpful when they’re describing things we can’t see. We do know that the storm hit Cudjoe Key at 9:10 a.m. and basically submerged the lower Keys before moving on to Naples and the west coast. I hope they can make it through without tremendous loss of life and property.

    I don’t know when I’ll be moving back home; I don’t know the condition of my home. My neighbors and landlord know how to contact me, and I have a friend in the county police force who can get through if need be. Thanks in advance for your thoughts and wishes.

  87. 87.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    @lamh36: I sent it to the one you told me you check every day.

  88. 88.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 10, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: as long as th power is on and the A/C is running I’m frosty.

  89. 89.

    tobie

    September 10, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    @Mustang Bobby: Good to hear you’re okay and thanks for checking in. Glad to see Adam’s back online, too.

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    tjmn

    September 10, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    @Sab: Mike Bettis is not paid enough at the weather channel.

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    Lapassionara

    September 10, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    @tobie: yes. Thx for checking in. Anyone heard from Betty recently?

  92. 92.

    joel hanes

    September 10, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    Miami consider it a good tradeoff to do the same

    Miami can’t do that. The limestone karst under the city is no barrier to water.
    You can build dikes atop the bedrock, but the water will come right through the bedrock and will rise inside your dike, not even much slowed down.
    That limestone goes down hundreds of feet at least.
    There is no practical way to dike/gate Miami from the sea.

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    PaulWartenberg

    September 10, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    Checking in from Polk County.

    Super windy now. Irma’s eye is expected to hit around 1 AM. She may have weakened to a Cat 1, but that’s still enough to cause damage.

    Power still on, but likely for not much longer.

    Also, if anybody had the Colts QB on your fantasy squad today, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    If I don’t make it, promise me you’ll all impeach trump.

    Goodbye.

  94. 94.

    PaulWartenberg

    September 10, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Good luck Adam.

  95. 95.

    The Moar You Know

    September 10, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: my stepbrother was so accused. Took about 8 months for the accuser to decide he hadn’t done it after all. He was on the cusp of being tossed out as you would expect. He was not allowed to defend himself or even provide a statement. I’m not saying go back to the way things were, or the way DeVos wants to make it, but the current system is a fucking horror.

  96. 96.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    September 10, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    @Schlemazel: I’m slightly more than 10 miles north of downtown Venice & we’re probably not going to get the worst of the storm here. Thus far, we still have power. On the other hand, we’re also almost twenty feet above sea level here. The people on the Intracoastal Waterway won’t have such luck. Downtown Venice will not be in good shape after this storm passes. Still, I expect it’ll be a Category 1 or weak Category 2 when it passes by – the main damage in this part of the state will probably be from the storm surge.

    I’m kind of shocked how slowly this storm is moving. It was bad that Harvey moved so slowly over Houston, but here it might be a good thing; the more time it spends over land here, the more it weakens. It doesn’t seem to be as rain-intensive as Harvey.

    That said, take what I say with a grain of salt. Actual forecasters haven’t done too well with this one, and I haven’t much better knowledge than “run from water, hide from wind”, plus an elementary understanding of physics.

  97. 97.

    PaulWartenberg

    September 10, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Oh, and I hope the Southernmost Shed in Key West survived

    Shed is love.

    Shed is life.

  98. 98.

    Quinerly

    September 10, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Curator of Hemingway House just interviewed. All ok. 54 six toed kitties and employees that stayed are safe and dry. Power went out at 9:30 last night. Little flooding in Key West. People walking dogs on Duvall as I type this.?

  99. 99.

    PaulWartenberg

    September 10, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))):

    Stay safe!

  100. 100.

    Quinerly

    September 10, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    @Mustang Bobby:
    So happy that you checked in. Happy dance!

  101. 101.

    feebog

    September 10, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    From what I’m seeing on MSNBC, it looks like the surge is not going to go to the maximum 12′ or so predicted. More like 6-8, which still isn’t good, but I guess you take what you can get. It looks like the mid-keys were hit the worst. Key West looks to have received only minimal damage. I’m looking at pictures from BVI, just saw one of Leverick’s Beach, which is on the North side of Virgin Gorda, same area as Necker Island. Many multimillion dollar homes on the hillside have been completely wiped out or heavily damaged. Really devastating.

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    September 10, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    I have relatives in Tampa. I guess peak storm has not hit them yet. My cousin went outside, because it was boring staying inside. A tree branch dropped behind him.

    Watching MSNBC, some good reporting. Chris Hayes will probably get blasted for being “political,” tying the flood problems to climate change.

  103. 103.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    September 10, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    @Brachiator: The eye just passed Fort Myers; it won’t hit Tampa for hours yet. I just spoke to a friend in Fort Myers. They lost power and their street flooded, but their house is fine. Because the eye just passed them, they’ve probably already gotten the worst of their damage.

    @PaulWartenberg: Thanks.

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    WaterGirl

    September 10, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    @Mustang Bobby: Glad you are all safe and sound at your location.

    ” I don’t know the condition of my home.” That would be unsettling to say the least. Fingers crossed.

  105. 105.

    WaterGirl

    September 10, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    @PaulWartenberg: Don’t talk like that! One way or another, we’ll get Trump, but we need you here for the fight. Be safe. Good thoughts and prayers – may as well cover all the bases – for you and everyone else in the path.

    edit: I can’t remember – are you there by yourself or with other people? Hoping you are with others at least!

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