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I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

“And when the Committee says to “report your income,” that could mean anything!

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Can we lighten up on the doomsday scenarios?

This country desperately needs a functioning Fourth Estate.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

Nikki Haley, who can’t acknowledge ‘slavery’, is a pathetic shill.

Come on, man.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Everybody saw this coming.

T R E 4 5 O N

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

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What’s going to happen in Alabama tonight? I went through a stage of feeling bad that I usually rooted for the craziest Republican to win in every primary but after the very reasonable Graham and Cassidy plotted to kill thousands of Americans, I decided fuck it, we’re better off with the openly crazy than with the very serious Bobo-fellating types.

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  3. 3.

    germy

    interesting thread:

    So, Roy Moore waving a gun like a drunken hick and Stone bragging about his threads has me thinking a bit on Trumpers. Tweetstorm begins. /1— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) September 26, 2017

  4. 4.

    Corner Stone

    but after the very reasonable Graham and Cassidy plotted to kill thousands of Americans, I decided fuck it, we’re better off with the openly crazy than with the very serious Bobo-fellating types.

    Strange would continue voting for everything McConnell said to. Moore may actually Freedumb Caucus Turtle’s ass and not vote for shit anybody puts forward. The Senate does not have enough total nutjobs to make any kind of coalition in the R party. And since none of the R Senators would ever vote for a D initiative, if we can’t get the D person over the line in AL then I say Moore is the less strange way to go.

  11. 11.

    hueyplong

    Let enough of these guys go to the Senate that they work a secession via the legislative process. The capital can be in Texas or Alabama and they can build the biggest wall imaginable so their subjects (not citizens) can’t escape to the US for free health care.

  13. 13.

    Mary G

    With 16 % of precincts reporting:

    Moore (R) 43,349 58.2
    Strange (R) 31,079 41.8

    Buy popcorn now!

    It is infuriating that this paltry number of people get the same number of Senators every other state does.

  14. 14.

    PhoenixRising

    …because the Senate is a deliberative body, introducing a nutcase like Moore instead of a toady like Strange will be better for the republic.

    This theory in the GOP primary last year turned out…badly.

  16. 16.

    chris

    @germy: That’s great!

    Trump is the avatar of otherwise successful men who suffer from Imposter Syndrome, the guys picked last for the team. He’s their revenge. /5— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) 26 September 2017

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    Villago Delenda Est

    @Doug!: Agreed. It’s a good analysis of what makes scum like Stone tick. Nichols of course is a climate denier and a GOP as the white supremacist party denier, but his take on the DC elite types who lurve Donald is reasonable.

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    NobodywatchesNascr

    If Moore pulls it out — sorry for the image — does anybody think the Democrat has a chance in the general?

  27. 27.

    A Ghost to Most

    I wonder if/when projected Sen. Moore tries to install the 10 commandments monument in the Capitol rotunda?

    He is one monumental asshole, after all.

    Eta Isn’t Alabama the home of two wetsuits and a folding? I hope folks keep digging on him.

  32. 32.

    Barbara

    Cities are supporting Strange and everywhere else is going for Moore, but even though cities report later it looks like Moore’s night.

    ETA: Moore is now leading in Mobile and Montgomery. Hard to see how he loses.

  33. 33.

    Mike in NC

    Senator Graham is a pathetic shit but he was primaried by 10-12 deranged assholes who thought he wasn’t enough of a True Conservative.

  35. 35.

    dexwood

    @marv:
    Thanks. Have followed your insider sports comments. Sports and politics and race have been linked forever in America.

  39. 39.

    ? Martin

    AP just called it for Moore. Hard to imagine a more proper lunatic winning a party nomination for Senate.

  42. 42.

    Corner Stone

    @Doug!: He denies racial motivation for voting outcomes and also has stated gerrymandering/voter suppression is not an issue. I could not give one fucking fuck less what that fucking fuck has to say about any fucking thing.

  43. 43.

    Raoul

    @Corner Stone: Yeah, I tried following Nichols on Twitte because he sometimes has interesting opinions on matters of never-Trumping. But he is a total dick after 6pm, when he thinks he can take on trolls and win (and he may have had a scotch so his judgement is even more self-regarding and his tweets are abrasive in unfunny ways). Really tedious and I’ve muted him.

  44. 44.

    Raoul

    Live as of 9:36 EDT ~ NYT sys Alabama Election Results: Roy Moore Advances in Race for U.S. Senate Seat

  46. 46.

    planetpundit

    Nutjobs like Moore will force Repub incumbents to retire to avoid a right flank attack during the Primary. Plus makes the minuscule potential for Repubs governing vanish if any of these get in the Senate or become a Governor.

    As to the Fate of the Republic; until the Democratic Party can resume the challenging tasks of walking and chewing gum in parallel, the outlook is dire. FYI I am a lifelong, strong Democrat who gladly voted for Secretary Clinton, Al (Too Fat) Gore and my long time next door neighbor V.P. Mondale. And my former college professor Paul Wellstone.

    Dems do not have a candidate problem; they have leadership, organizational and policy priority issues.

  49. 49.

    different-church-lady

    Any guesses how this will play out? Will Twittler attack Moore, or will Moore kiss his ring ass for his endorsement?

  51. 51.

    marv

    @dexwood: @dexwood: Well, thank you, dexwood, and just for fun I’ll give you this little essentially meaningless nugget from the old days. In ’79 Pete Rose came over to the Phillies – it was a really big story, the early days of free agency. So I’m there in spring training, the coverage is ridiculous, and one morning before a spring-training game in St. Pete, Annie Leibovitz shows up strolling around in front of the dugout. I recognize her from Rolling Stone, believe it or not, and I say, How are you doing? For some reason or another I mentioned I really liked Dave Marsh. She said yeah he’s a great guy, can I get a team picture? This was like the most comical thing a famous person ever said to me. The idea that a major league baseball team would get all organized for a team picture before a spring training game – no disrespect to Ms. Leibovitz – but just for anyone they didn’t know. And the only reason I go into this is because I don’t watch TV or ball games any more and apparently the players now line up on the baselines for the anthem. That’s some serious bullshit.

  59. 59.

    Raoul

    The stunning defeat of President Trump’s chosen Senate candidate in Alabama on Tuesday amounted to a political lightning strike — setting the stage for a worsening Republican civil war that could have profound effects on next year’s midterm elections and undermine Trump’s clout with his core voters.
    ~ WaPo, Robert Costa, Sept 26 at 9:40 eastern

    a worsening Republican civil war that could have profound effects

    Yes, please!

  60. 60.

    Shalimar

    @Baud: Shelby was running against a nobody, and despite being evil incarnate, still has a bland reputation in Alabama. Jones may not beat Moore, but he is polling even right now and will at least keep it within 10 points.

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