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Late Evening Open Thread: The JFK Files Release Tells us That Hitler Was Seen Alive in Colombia in 1955. Wait… What?

by Adam L Silverman|  October 30, 201710:58 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: America, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Are these Nazis Walter?, Not Normal

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I smell several more seasons on the History Channel!

Hitler was alive in Columbia? #JFKFiles pic.twitter.com/seIoJdClu9

— Joe Biggs (@Rambobiggs) October 29, 2017

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  1. 1.

    Mrs. D. Ranged in AZ

    October 30, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    Oh the nutters will have a field day with that!

  2. 2.

    Ridnik Chrome

    October 30, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    The JFK files also confirm that Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison are both still alive, but that Paul McCartney is in fact dead.

  3. 3.

    NotMax

    October 30, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Colombia.

  4. 4.

    frosty

    October 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    Columbia Maryland? Oh, Colombia, in South America. Joe Biggs steered you wrong on the spelling.

  5. 5.

    frosty

    October 30, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    @Ridnik Chrome: It’s these remarkable insights that keep me addicted to BJ. Well played!

  6. 6.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    @NotMax: @frosty: I’ll fix it. Been a long day.

  7. 7.

    Alain the site fixer

    October 30, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    Adam, off-topic, but I won’t post since you just did. Perhaps later, a contest to pick the names of the four sealed indictments?

    I’m thinking hope vs think:

    Hope:
    Kushner
    Rage Furby
    Ryan
    Stone

    Think:
    Stone
    Rohrbacher
    Someone from Breitbart
    Jr.

    I loathe Stone and suspect his recent venom relates to him being about to be charged. He’s an interesting figure, to be sure, but fragile if his dominance flutters or unwillingly fails.

  8. 8.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 30, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    @Alain the site fixer: When I first saw your list, i thought “Hope” meant “Hope Hicks”

  9. 9.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @Alain the site fixer: I’ll let you handle this one!

  10. 10.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 30, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @NotMax: No, the Upper West Side.

  11. 11.

    Alain the site fixer

    October 30, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    @Alain the site fixer: I’ll try to post it tomorrow if I can beat further revelations. I’m beat, time to shut down and sleep deeply.

  12. 12.

    frosty

    October 30, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    @Alain the site fixer:

    I’m beat, time to shut down and sleep deeply.

    Me too. Who’s brilliant idea was it to run a ball game until 2:00 AM Eastern on a Sunday night???

  13. 13.

    OnkelFritze

    October 30, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    He’s still here, he’s my fucking neighbor. Have to ‘heil’ him every goddamn morning.

  14. 14.

    Waratah

    October 30, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Thank you Adam and the rest of the frontpagers and commenters for informing us what the news media leaves out. I decided to read some of the news reports today and the coverage was awful, slanted and the charges were not covered fully.
    This is one of your fun posts and I like them too.

  15. 15.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    @OnkelFritze: Well played!

  16. 16.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    @Waratah: You know things are really messed up in the world when newly declassified documents indicating Hitler was alive and living in Colombia in 1955 is considered to a fun post.

  17. 17.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 30, 2017 at 11:31 pm

    @Ridnik Chrome:

    Paul McCartney is in fact dead.

    Everybody knows he blew his mind out in a car, he didn’t notice that the light had changed…

  18. 18.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 11:31 pm

    @frosty: It was a great game though.

  19. 19.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 30, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    @Alain the site fixer: Did you get my pics last night?

  20. 20.

    Mnemosyne

    October 30, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    The movie adaptation is terrible, but the novel The Boys from Brazil is a pretty good little potboiler.

  21. 21.

    Mnemosyne

    October 30, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Well, come on, there’s no one more plausible than the guy who tells you that he had his picture taken with Hitler last year but refuses to show it to you.

    One wonders if the informant was buying the guy free drinks on the CIA’s tab.

  22. 22.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I can’t discuss plausibility. It would give away sources and methods. Sorry!

  23. 23.

    frosty

    October 30, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: That it was. Lead changes with three 3-run homers? Wow.

  24. 24.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    @frosty: Every time you thought 1) LA or Houston has put this thing away, they hadn’t and 2) When do they start asking for fans to volunteer to pitch? something exciting happened.

  25. 25.

    Waratah

    October 30, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: has to be a fun post everyone knows the nazis were in Brazil and Argentina.

  26. 26.

    Duane

    October 31, 2017 at 12:42 am

    I believe he was in Coumbia, Missouri in the 80’s. Professor at MU. That fucker was a Nazi for sure.

  27. 27.

    opiejeanne

    October 31, 2017 at 4:13 am

    @Alain the site fixer: Wilbur Ross.

  28. 28.

    Rasputin's Evil Twin

    October 31, 2017 at 10:50 am

    My JFK assassination idea is this: Marilyn Monroe faked her death, disappeared, shacked up with a Marine who taught her to shoot, and SHE killed JFK. That dumb sap Oswald was just going to the soda machine when she brushed by him, handed him the rifle and fled. He worked the bolt, got his fingerprints on everything, and took the fall.

    Top that, Oliver Stone>

  29. 29.

    Sergio Lopez-Luna

    October 31, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    Maracaibo is in Venezuela

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