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  2. 2.

    Ridnik Chrome

    The JFK files also confirm that Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison are both still alive, but that Paul McCartney is in fact dead.

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    Alain the site fixer

    Adam, off-topic, but I won’t post since you just did. Perhaps later, a contest to pick the names of the four sealed indictments?

    I’m thinking hope vs think:

    Hope:
    Kushner
    Rage Furby
    Ryan
    Stone

    Think:
    Stone
    Rohrbacher
    Someone from Breitbart
    Jr.

    I loathe Stone and suspect his recent venom relates to him being about to be charged. He’s an interesting figure, to be sure, but fragile if his dominance flutters or unwillingly fails.

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    Waratah

    Thank you Adam and the rest of the frontpagers and commenters for informing us what the news media leaves out. I decided to read some of the news reports today and the coverage was awful, slanted and the charges were not covered fully.
    This is one of your fun posts and I like them too.

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    Adam L Silverman

    @Waratah: You know things are really messed up in the world when newly declassified documents indicating Hitler was alive and living in Colombia in 1955 is considered to a fun post.

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    Mnemosyne

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Well, come on, there’s no one more plausible than the guy who tells you that he had his picture taken with Hitler last year but refuses to show it to you.

    One wonders if the informant was buying the guy free drinks on the CIA’s tab.

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    Adam L Silverman

    @frosty: Every time you thought 1) LA or Houston has put this thing away, they hadn’t and 2) When do they start asking for fans to volunteer to pitch? something exciting happened.

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    Duane

    I believe he was in Coumbia, Missouri in the 80’s. Professor at MU. That fucker was a Nazi for sure.

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    Rasputin's Evil Twin

    My JFK assassination idea is this: Marilyn Monroe faked her death, disappeared, shacked up with a Marine who taught her to shoot, and SHE killed JFK. That dumb sap Oswald was just going to the soda machine when she brushed by him, handed him the rifle and fled. He worked the bolt, got his fingerprints on everything, and took the fall.

    Top that, Oliver Stone>

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