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You are here: Home / Politics / Goddamned Traitors / “We are in control…”

“We are in control…”

by Betty Cracker|  October 30, 20172:48 pm| 275 Comments

This post is in: Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Trump-Russia, Assholes

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Team Trump is so incompetent that it’s impossible to tell if they’re truly blindsided by events or just acting as a group of stupid people would in response to circumstances for which they’ve had time to prepare. But man, Huckabee-Sanders looked even more pole-axed than usual at today’s briefing.

I’ve not allowed allowed myself to hope that the Mueller investigation could take Trump down. Pessimism still seems the wisest policy. But it does sorta feel like the whole rotten edifice is tottering.

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    October 30, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    I just kept singing to myself, “I am the Huckabeast! Bow down before me!” to a nondescript tune.

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    October 30, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    “Never seen that guy, those guys or dem boys. That guy never worked for us. Those guys have nothing to do with us. Dem boys wasn’t around us.”

  3. 3.

    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    I still think the voters are likelier to oust Trump than anyone in power – if enough of them turn out that even the usual vote suppression efforts aren’t enough. But you’re right that there is a small ray of hope here, perhaps.

  4. 4.

    ruemara

    October 30, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    I’m just going to enjoy the slow motion trainwreck. If it lands on an orange turdpile, then even more good news.

  5. 5.

    quakerinabasement

    October 30, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    +1 for “pole-axed”!

  6. 6.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    October 30, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    “The accelerating deterioration of the Wall Street Journal editorial board came to a head this Sunday when its entire staff, starting with Messrs. Rivkin and Casey, spontaneously self-administered Prince Albert piercings with the monocles they had just recently been wearing. Beyond their states of mind, the staff’s personal doctors also raised concerns about their contracting massive sepsis from e.g., influenza, clostridium, etc., as when last seen the naked men were running en route to Manhattan’s La Granja Live Poultry Corporation.”

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    October 30, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    “DO SOMETHING!” “NO COLLUSION!”

  8. 8.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 30, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    But man, Huckabee-Sanders looked even more pole-axed than usual at today’s briefing.

    You all see a different Jethrene than I do. To me she has unshakeable confidence of the perfectly amoral. Though I did notice that she seemed to cut today’s propaganda short.

  9. 9.

    Kay

    October 30, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Per our producer, the conditions for release for Manafort and Gates will be home detention with daily reporting, both surrendered passports.

    Ankle monitors, please. Tastefully concealed by those fancy suit pants.

  10. 10.

    rikyrah

    October 30, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    10 million bail for Manafort and 5 million bail for Gates!!

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    October 30, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Russia played Trump like the perfect fish he is. They knew he was so insecure and venal that if they could dangle “dirt” on HRC he would have no choice but to lunge all over it.

  12. 12.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 30, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    It will not take Trump down. It will humiliate his supporters, and spread a sense that Trump’s presidency is illegitimate among the disconnected and the squishy middle. For some reason, the GOP congress is terrified of losing that claim of legitimacy. The shame may affect midterms.

    Post-presidency, Trump could be up shit creek without a paddle.

  13. 13.

    Corner Stone

    October 30, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    @Kay:

    Ankle monitors, please. Tastefully concealed by those fancy suit pants Adidas track suits.

  14. 14.

    wormtown

    October 30, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    I’ve been wondering if Daddy Huckabee would start to worry about her potential implication in some of this, and want to get her out of there………

  15. 15.

    Lee

    October 30, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    acting as a group of stupid people would in response to circumstances for which they’ve had time to prepare

    I’m pretty sure that is what is going on.

  16. 16.

    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Naaaaaaaaaaaah. If Trump makes it all the way through his one (or God forbid two) term(s) without this bringing him down, the next president, even if he’s a liberal, will be all about putting this behind us and “look forward not back.”

  17. 17.

    Mike J

    October 30, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Ryan J. Reilly‏ Verified account @ryanjreilly
    Since U.S. Marshals are booking Paul Manafort, we’re not going to see the mugshot. Feds say mugshots are FOIA exempt.

  18. 18.

    rikyrah

    October 30, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    @Kay:

    Ankle monitors, please. Tastefully concealed by those fancy suit pants.

    LOL

    Kay, you are so funny

  19. 19.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    I’ve not allowed allowed myself to hope that the Mueller investigation could take Trump down. Pessimism still seems the wisest policy. But it does sorta feel like the whole rotten edifice is tottering.

    These are crazy times. The House and the Senate are frantically writing tax bills, and have excluded rank-and-file Congress critters from knowing much about what is going on. The super crazy thing: even the White House is out of the loop. So, the crazy god emperor who knows all is not even being consulted about the tax bill.

    But the Republicans are desperate to give the Orange Shitgibbon a legislative victory. This will also be used to try to prop him up as the great and glorious legitimate leader of the US, and to try to push the Mueller perp parade off the front pages. And of course, Fox News will continue to follow the course of the cheeseburger emoji crisis.

  20. 20.

    Juju

    October 30, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    I’ve been unable to check things until now, what with work and all that, but I find it ironic that these charges came about a year to the day of that stupid Comey letter that screwed us all and Hillary.

  21. 21.

    Lee

    October 30, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD):

    Can you paste the text in here? My google-fu is letting me down getting past their paywall.

  22. 22.

    Kay

    October 30, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    Matthew Yglesias‏Verified account @mattyglesias 39m39 minutes ago
    More
    Replying to @mattyglesias
    Trump said in an on-the-record interview with the Washington Post that Papadopolous was one of his main sources of foreign policy advice.

    Because he never stops talking

    That incessant bragging will be the death of him.

  23. 23.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Eye candy alert:
    I am doing twirls like Deepika’s Padmavati in Ghoomar** from SLB’s* upcoming movie by the same name (Padmavati).

    Ghoomna == twirl, Ghoomar is a Rajasthani folk dance
    SLB== Sanjay Leela Bhansali, he has made visually opulent movies like Devdas, Ramleela and Bajirao Mastani.

  24. 24.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 30, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    @Chris:
    It won’t have anything to do with the next president. It will be financial crimes, probably in New York State, maybe jailing him or maybe just taking his money. It is possible he’ll get impeached and then really be in trouble legally, but this won’t cause the impeachment or interrupt his presidency legally. I’m not sure of anything in regards to impeachment, except that if it happens, everyone will be floored because the previous day Republican congressmen will have been unanimously declaring they support Trump.

  25. 25.

    NotMax

    October 30, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    @Kay

    Do they make scrotum monitors?

    Asking for a tovarich.

    ;)

  26. 26.

    The Moar You Know

    October 30, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Per our producer, the conditions for release for Manafort and Gates will be home detention with daily reporting, both surrendered passports.

    @Kay: I’m sure at least Manafort is aware that if he steps outside at this point he is going to die. They probably asked for those conditions as part of the deal.

  27. 27.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 30, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    How long will food in my freezer stay frozen if I have no electricity and don’t open the door? Both upstairs and downstairs refrigerator/freezers are less than 6 years old.

  28. 28.

    JPL

    October 30, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    https://twitter.com/FormerBu aka Comey

    “Man’s capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man’s inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary.” Reinhold Niebuhr

  29. 29.

    Kay

    October 30, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    I wonder if he CAN talk to prosecutors at this point. He’s really damned either way.

  30. 30.

    gene108

    October 30, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    @Mike J:

    the next president, even if he’s a liberal, will be all about putting this behind us and “look forward not back.”

    Considering Trump and Fox News are stirring up controversy to retroactively incriminate the Obama Administration, I sure hope not.

    I can understand Obama not going after the Bush, Jr. administration, because that’s never been done. The successor President doesn’t try and bust his predecessor for crimes. It sort of defeats the purpose of peaceful transfer of power.

    But Trump’s sort of making noises in that direction with regards to Obama and definitely with regards to Hillary, therefore once a norm has been broken, I hope all bets are off.

  31. 31.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD):

    “The accelerating deterioration of the Wall Street Journal editorial board came to a head this Sunday when its entire staff, starting with Messrs. Rivkin and Casey, spontaneously self-administered Prince Albert piercings with the monocles they had just recently been wearing.

    “Came to a head.” Heh…

  32. 32.

    JPL

    October 30, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: It depends on how fool, but a sure way to find out whether or not melting has occurred is from your ice maker. Can you go out and buy bags of ice? .

  33. 33.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    October 30, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    @Lee: Here’s a snippet of one of the most insane parts (paywall’s fucking me over too).

  34. 34.

    JPL

    October 30, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    @JPL: If @Gin&Tonic, it is full, it should last close to a day.

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    October 30, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    @Gin & Tonic

    Depends on how full the freezer is. Half full, up to 24 hours. Refrigerator section will lose its temp much faster than the freezer, average about 4 hours.

  36. 36.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    I uploaded puppy and travel pics to BJ over the weekend.

    Good stuff started happening immediately afterwards.

    Coincidence?

  37. 37.

    martian

    October 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD): Off topic – thanks for cluing me in to the Taibbi rot. Wandering the vast wastes of twitter following trails and falling down rabbit holes has been enlightening, though also maddening.

  38. 38.

    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    That was a surreal press conference. First one I ever watched with Possum Queen.

    I wonder if Hillary and Bill have a drinking game. Anybody who had “volunteer” is blotto about now.

  39. 39.

    George Spiggott

    October 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Behind the scenes at the White House:

    https://youtu.be/GSTGMwywBtc?t=1m18s

  40. 40.

    Kay

    October 30, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    This isn’t just Trump:

    A company listed in the Monday indictment of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and his associate Rick Gates received funds from the Republican National Committee for work done in coordination with Donald Trump’s election campaign.
    Bade LLC, listed in the indictment among 17 domestic entities that Manafort and Gates are alleged to have used to hide foreign earnings, particularly from Ukraine, was paid a total of $70,000 in three payments by the Republican National Committee in September 2016, October 2016 and January 2017.
    The payments, all for “political strategy services,” each list an address associated with Gates.

    How long until this reaches a GOP member of Congress? Recall that Russia targeted congressional campaigns too and all against Democrats.

  41. 41.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    @Brachiator: And that worked so well for ACA repeal and replace.

  42. 42.

    Mike J

    October 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    FDA says:

    Here are basic tips for keeping food safe:

    Keep the refrigerator and freezer doors closed as much as possible to maintain the cold temperature.
    The refrigerator will keep food cold for about 4 hours if it is unopened.
    A full freezer will keep the temperature for approximately 48 hours (24 hours if it is half full) if the door remains closed.

    https://www.fda.gov/food/resourcesforyou/consumers/ucm076881.htm

  43. 43.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    pic.twitter.com/Z8muN0L7sU

    — Karl Nittinger (@karl_nittinger) October 30, 2017

  44. 44.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    I’ve not allowed allowed myself to hope that the Mueller investigation could take Trump down. Pessimism still seems the wisest policy.

    Trials, Convictions and Sentencings to go.

    A long road ahead.

    But at least we finally seem to be going up instead of down.

  45. 45.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 30, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    @NotMax: Looking like it’s going to be well over 24 hours at this point.

  46. 46.

    eclare

    October 30, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: 24-48 hours depending upon how full it is. The fuller it is, the longer the food will stay frozen. Fridge is 4-6 hours. My sympathies, was without power for four days in May.

  47. 47.

    Waynski

    October 30, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    They should have had Frances McDormond arrest Manafort (sorry if I made this comment/posted video already, I’ve been basking in schadenfraude all day):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmoYpJIUWhY

  48. 48.

    Corner Stone

    October 30, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    @JPL:

    @Gin & Tonic: It depends on how fool

    Sounds like he may be in some trouble.

  49. 49.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    Presuming said fridges are housed at McMurdo, quite a while.

  50. 50.

    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Ah, good point. I sit corrected.

    @JPL:

    This from a guy who epically subverted it in the last election in order to side with the same people bleating things like “we’re a republic not a democracy” and that he had to know were very likely linked with what’s currently the world’s number one enemy of liberal democracy.

    I am no Niebuhr nerd, but I’m beginning to suspect Comey’s love for the guy is your basic case of fundamentalism. I.E. totemic unthinking reverence for the moral/religious philosopher that you claim inspiration from while completely failing to understand anything he stood for.

  51. 51.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 30, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    @Mike J: Thanks.

  52. 52.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    @Kay:

    How long until this reaches a GOP member of Congress?

    That would depend on how many of them are compromised.

    If, as I fear, all of them are, it does leave Mueller in a quandary.

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    October 30, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    @Brachiator:

    These are crazy times. The House and the Senate are frantically writing tax bills, and have excluded rank-and-file Congress critters from knowing much about what is going on. The super crazy thing: even the White House is out of the loop. So, the crazy god emperor who knows all is not even being consulted about the tax bill.

    They are absolutely desperate for those tax cuts. They’d sell their mothers to Lucifer for them. They can sense that it’s about to completely blow up around them.

  54. 54.

    rikyrah

    October 30, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    @gene108:

    the next president, even if he’s a liberal, will be all about putting this behind us and “look forward not back.”

    Nope. Not even close. Uh uh.
    This is not that time.

  55. 55.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    @Waynski:
    And Holly Hunter taking the mugshots.
    “Turn to your RIGHT.”

  56. 56.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 30, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    Team Trump is so incompetent that it’s impossible to tell if they’re truly blindsided by events or just acting as a group of stupid people would in response to circumstances for which they’ve had time to prepare. But man, Huckabee-Sanders looked even more pole-axed than usual at today’s briefing

    The way they’ve been acting makes me wonder if they are just so stupid and arrogant they really think they are above the rules and the establishment would protect them as a kind of white privilege thing no matter what they did. It’s really hard to believe anyone with any sense and not doing a General Kelly would be in the Trump Administration (yes, Kelly is a true believer, wingnut reactionary, but he’s clearly not a fool)

  57. 57.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    @Chris:

    If Trump makes it all the way through his one (or God forbid two) term(s) without this bringing him down, the next president, even if he’s a liberal, will be all about putting this behind us and “look forward not back.”

    If Trump wins re-election, I would seriously fear for the future of democracy. The voters, with some assistance form cheating and other irregularities, chose a person who was manifestly unfit for the office, and a good chunk of them back him to the hilt. They were also hot to throw off all reasonable checks and balances that might have otherwise prevent the goofball-in-chief from even winning a primary.

    It will be interesting to see what the mood of the electorate is in the future. I don’t know. Maybe even the midterms might show a swing. But it is not just about liberal v conservative anymore, it’s about basic competence vs chaotic stupidity.

  58. 58.

    Amaranthine RBG

    October 30, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Frankly, I don’t care much about collusion at this point. I think it would be much easier to prove a whole stack of financial felonies and tax evasion charges against Trump. (Also, presumably State tax laws were also violated.)

    That shit has documentation.

  59. 59.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    DO SOMETHING!”

    Is it bad that I hear this in that squeaky teenager’s voice from Tremors?

    If Adam would care to youtube link the appropriate scene?

  60. 60.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    https://www.amazon.com/YETI-Tundra-Cooler-Desert-Tan/dp/B001COUOYK/ref=sr_1_6?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1509390826&sr=1-6&keywords=yeti+coolers&dpID=41rA%252Bqmue8L&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

  61. 61.

    George Spiggott

    October 30, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    I love that the shit is hitting the fan for the GOP right before the Virginia elections.

    Keep humpin’ tRump, Gillespie!

  62. 62.

    cmorenc

    October 30, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    @Chris:

    I still think the voters are likelier to oust Trump than anyone in power – if enough of them turn out that even the usual vote suppression efforts aren’t enough. But you’re right that there is a small ray of hope here, perhaps.

    It’s harder to know what to hope for here than at first appears. If the fallout from Mueller’s investigation would up taking Trump out within the next few months – and his replacement winds up being someone relatively undamaged by the scandal – we may wind up with someone politically competent enough to put enough of a smiley face on the same old GOP policy shit, and enough time for Trump to recede in public memory, that we wind up with a more firmly entrenched, durable hard-right federal government and the GOP with an edge to hold the White House and Congress in 2020. OTOH, if Trump isn’t taken down, he has three years to wreak ever more and more severe permanent damage on our country.

    Think of one of 10year old boy’s favorite thought games when they’re in a humorously perverse mood, which goes along the lines of: would you rather slide down a bannister made of razor blades, or have to swim across a lake of bloody snot? I sure hope in our current political situation there is a viable option #3 where we make it home chastened, but unscathed.

  63. 63.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    The way they’ve been acting makes me wonder if they are just so stupid and arrogant they really think they are above the rules and the establishment would protect them as a kind of white privilege thing no matter what they did.

    Yes, they are that stupid and arrogant.

  64. 64.

    JPL

    October 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    @Corner Stone: hahaha The day gets crazier.

  65. 65.

    different-church-lady

    October 30, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    But it does sorta feel like the whole rotten edifice is tottering.

    Enjoy the tottering. It always totters the most before it goes completely black.

  66. 66.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    Priceless. Hannity today: “Man-a-who?!?”

  67. 67.

    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    @rikyrah:

    *I* agree that it shouldn’t happen. But I’m pretty sure that’s how it’ll play out. In the name of “national unity” or some shit.

    @TenguPhule:

    I hear it in the voice of President Skroob, Dark Helmet, and Colonel Sanders from Spaceballs.

  68. 68.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    @TenguPhule: Never saw Tremors, so not sure what I’m looking for.

  69. 69.

    Amaranthine RBG

    October 30, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Nah, man, get a Pelican. You can get American made and latches are much better than those crappy rubber things on Yetis and Orcas.

  70. 70.

    hitchhiker

    October 30, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    I can’t keep up.

    Have y’all already discussed that Jared Kushner deleted his entire timeline on the twitter this morning?

    I don’t know why, but I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw that.

  71. 71.

    eclare

    October 30, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @Waynski: Very appropriate video, perfect for today!

  72. 72.

    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @Chris: I cannot take people talking about a second Trump term. We haven’t even gotten through a full year of this one, and look how we all feel.

    It’s not funny, it’s not intelligent, it’s not snarky.

    I don’t know if you realize how much despair this whole thing causes so many of us.

  73. 73.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    @TenguPhule: How’s this instead?

    How funny, Mr. Beaker for President, Meep Meep Meep Meep I am Joe, I am running for President. pic.twitter.com/jOiJzFOSuX

    — Extreme Truckers (@extremetruckers) July 25, 2017

  74. 74.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 30, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Nope. Not even close. Uh uh.
    This is not that time.

    Yes, Nixon was merely corruption. This is out right treason. It can’t be brushed off.

  75. 75.

    James E. Powell

    October 30, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    @Chris:

    My take on Comey and why he worked so hard to harm Hillary Clinton is that early in his career, back in the 90s, he was convinced or he convinced himself that Hillary Clinton was evil. Not wrong, not different, not unqualified, not too liberal, but evil. Like Satan is evil. And he was determined that if the opportunity presented itself, he’d do what he could to harm her. He did it with his completely uncalled for and way out of bounds press conference in the summer. And he sank her election chances with the letter. As far as I know, he has never expressed any regret for doing those things.

  76. 76.

    Roger Moore

    October 30, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Team Trump is so incompetent that it’s impossible to tell if they’re truly blindsided by events or just acting as a group of stupid people would in response to circumstances for which they’ve had time to prepare.

    Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence. When a bunch of people are acting like it’s amateur hour, the best guess is it’s because it’s amateur hour, not because they’re a bunch of great actors putting on a fake amateur hour. This is especially true in this case because so much of the information that’s come out surrounding Trump/Russia indicates they’re a bunch of amateurs.

  77. 77.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: I did not know that Pelican made coolers.

  78. 78.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Never saw Tremors

    How is that possible?!

    You’re really missing out.

  79. 79.

    eclare

    October 30, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    @trollhattan: Also perfect!

  80. 80.

    Betty Cracker

    October 30, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    @trollhattan: Only the Coen Bros. could do justice to this farce.

  81. 81.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    This is out right treason. It can’t be brushed off.

    Don’t raise flags please.

  82. 82.

    James E. Powell

    October 30, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    Trump & Co are not acting like stupid people. They’re acting like people who are accustomed to being deferred to, obeyed. Their lying and bullying and obstinacy got them where they are and they don’t understand why those things are not working now. The truth is, they might very well work for them. We have to wait and see. I refuse to be optimistic.

  83. 83.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.

    But in the case of Trump, its always both.

  84. 84.

    Amaranthine RBG

    October 30, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Along with many other fine products that you presumably know about.

    I got one of the wheeled versions and it’s made life so much easier.

  85. 85.

    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    @George Spiggott: The Richmond Times Disgrace endorsed every single one of the Republican candidates.

    Haven’t read their editorials yet, but that’s low, even for them. (They endorsed Gary Johnson in 2016 and were falling all over themselves about how brave and daring they were.) They always go with the Republican. Fuckers.

    (From the sleaze ass lobbyist/former RNC chair/Bush family hanger on who’s dog whistling turned up to 11, to the lt. governor rabid woman candidate, an oil heiress who lives on an estate, who wanted to mandate transvaginal ultrasounds before women could obtain abortions, to the glibertarian attorney general candidate who is conveniently named John Adams.)

  86. 86.

    JMG

    October 30, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    @Kay: There’s no question in my mind Ryan was at least a passive participant in receiving aid from Russia, more likely an active one. Wonder if anyone will squeal on him?

  87. 87.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Manafort is pleadlng not guilty to charges.

    So he didn’t make a deal after all?

  88. 88.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 30, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    @rikyrah: I think we’re going to see a lot of “both sides”ing related to this when the next Democratic President shows up. If there’s any effort at all to investigate the previous administration for its obvious malfeasance, the media and Republicans will start snidely yelling about “How is this different from ‘Lock Her Up’, which was totally justified but Democrats said was awful? When did you decide to be a hypocrite?”

  89. 89.

    MoxieM

    October 30, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    @Chris: In the best case, I am thinking that he feels guilty for what he did, now that he sees the damage of it. Hence the turn to the Big Dude theologian. (I’m no Niebuhr nerd either).

    But, I’ll note that it takes some sense of ego to name yourself on Twitter after such a big name. Like Twittering as John Rawls, or as Maya Angelou. Imeanreally?

    but I think your explanation is more rational.

  90. 90.

    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    I’m very aware – most of this year has been one slowly-drawn-out horror movie about whether I’d still have health insurance when I woke up the following day. At this point I still think the odds are better than not that he doesn’t make it past 2020, but listed the other possibility simply because I knew it’s still a possibility. Will avoid bringing it up unless it’s the actual topic of the post in the future, but yeah, I know exactly how bad the last year has been.

  91. 91.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    @rikyrah:

    They are absolutely desperate for those tax cuts. They’d sell their mothers to Lucifer for them. They can sense that it’s about to completely blow up around them.

    They sold their mothers a long time ago. It’s scary to consider what these goobers gave up for their precious tax cuts.

  92. 92.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 30, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: You should be good for at least 3 days. I have been.

  93. 93.

    Amaranthine RBG

    October 30, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    My understanding is that some of these charges were filed against him today because the Statute of Limitations was about to run.

    May be wishful thinking on my part, but I imagine there are more charges on the way and this was to get his attention.

  94. 94.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    @Brachiator:

    It’s scary to consider what these goobers gave up for their precious tax cuts.

    First born children unto the seventh generation.

  95. 95.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    October 30, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Russia played Trump like the perfect fish he is. They knew he was so insecure and venal that if they could dangle “dirt” on HRC he would have no choice but to lunge all over it.

    I so appreciate your putting dirt in quotation marks because the news people all talk as if damaging dirt existed. If it did, nobody used it.

  96. 96.

    ? Martin

    October 30, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    @Roger Moore: This is the problem with how we treat those in power. When you have power over others, incompetence *is* malice. We seem to have gotten into some kind of TV court drama where you have to prove intent in order to hold someone culpable, but if you accept responsibility knowing that you aren’t qualified for that responsibility, then that should be considered wrongdoing. Nobody forced any of these jackholes to take these jobs – they did it because they wanted the power that came with it.

  97. 97.

    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    @JMG: I am hoping Mueller’s team will follow the money and make a big case out of foreign contributions being funneled into US election campaigns. It would explain McConnell and Ryan and their absolute incuriosity about anything Mueller.

    Could help take down Citizens United too. Maybe the audience would be the Supreme Court as much as voters.

  98. 98.

    Betty Cracker

    October 30, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    @Kay: That’s definitely a dot that needs connecting. We have the operative of one congressman (Brian Mast, R-FL) admitting to the WSJ that he obtained stolen data from Guccifer 2.0. It wasn’t just that one guy.

  99. 99.

    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    @James E. Powell:

    My take on it basically agrees with yours, but is slightly less Comey-centric. I think the entire law enforcement community has a massive case of Liberal Derangement Syndrome, and as with most people the Clintons, due to the last 25 years, are pretty much the embodiment of everything they hate. Combine that with the FBI’s historic tendency to completely follow its own lights and use the resources it’s given to pursue their own political prejudices, and you get 2016.

  100. 100.

    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: I like that idea. Could very well be.

  101. 101.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    BBC has posted a very handy primer. Russia-Trump: Who’s who in the drama to end all dramas?

    Every nation on earth thinks we’ve lost our minds. They’re not wrong.

  102. 102.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 30, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    @James E. Powell: I really hope he DOESN’T publicly express regret for those things. That would convince Fox and the rightwing that the entire FBI/DOJ investigation into Benghazi was tainted and they need to do it again and immediately indict Hillary.

    Granted, they’re already trying to to do that. But this would make it much more likely they’d succeed.

  103. 103.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    Interesting.

    But Jay Nanavati, a former Justice Department tax prosecutor, said the filing of the indictment shows that so far, prosecutors have “not been able to convince Manafort to cooperate, but this is still how you start moving up the ladder in any organization.’’

    What’s striking about the indictment, Nanavati said, is the number of people who worked for Manafort — accountants, lawyers and others — who provided key evidence against him.

    This sounds….promising.

  104. 104.

    Mike in NC

    October 30, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    Check your local PBS listings for Part 2 of “Putin’s Revenge” on Frontline this week. Should be very educational, to say the least.

  105. 105.

    PhoenixRising

    October 30, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    I wonder if Hillary and Bill have a drinking game. Anybody who had “volunteer” is blotto about now.

    Don’t know if they do, but I just won $100 off my wife.

    After the Comey hearings, we talked about what would happen once charging instruments began to fly around. I said, Based on the questions from GOP MoCs, they’re going to disavow any accountability for anything anyone did on the basis that they weren’t being paid. You can’t fire a volunteer too easily in a campaign, and they have confused ‘I’m not taking a salary’ with ‘I don’t even work here, man!’

    She said it was impossible that a sitting administration would even float such a crazy explanation.

  106. 106.

    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    @quakerinabasement: I love Betty’s “pole-axed.”

    My dad used to use that description. Sparingly. And it’s perfect for Possum Queen today. And probably the Big Cheese ass too.

  107. 107.

    Brendan in NC

    October 30, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    @NotMax: only if they need to be kicked while wearing to activate them…

  108. 108.

    Roger Moore

    October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    If, as I fear, all of them are, it does leave Mueller in a quandary.

    My suspicion is that relatively few Republican legislators are directly compromised by the Russia business. Lots of them have benefited indirectly and quite likely unknowingly. Of course quite a bit of the “unknowingly” is a result of willful blindness, but it still leaves them in position to react very strongly when the blinders are removed.

  109. 109.

    Kay

    October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I agree. We’re the only sleuths on this trail, Betty! What gives with that? :)

    I feel like the congressional campaigns are hugely important. That’s why I don’t buy the “chaos” theory. They wanted a very specific result- Trump AND GOP majority.

  110. 110.

    debit

    October 30, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    @James E. Powell: I’ve said before that Trump must have thought being president was like being a king, that he could just order things done and it would happen. Kind of like the “sovereign citizen” goofballs who go to court and think if they just say the right words the judge will drop the charges. Every time he has a temper tantrum it’s like watching him learn that it doesn’t work that way all over again.

  111. 111.

    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    @PhoenixRising: Somebody’s taking the wife out to a very nice dinner. With wine.

  112. 112.

    rikyrah

    October 30, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    The white hat

    We were all hoping for a bombshell, although we were steeled to settle for a slow building of the cases.

    What Robert S. Mueller III did today was nothing short of detonating a tactical nuclear device over the Trump regime.

    The indictments of Paul Manafort and Richard Gates were the shot across the bow. But the flipping of heretofore unknown 30 year old dumbass George Papadopoulos was the equivalent of torpedoing a ship which was already listing.

    It appears that Papadopoulos was a low-enough-level functionary that he could be used as an intermediary between the campaign and Russia. He wouldn’t raise any immediate alarms. However, in the irony of all ironies, there was an email trail. Papadopoulos lied to the FBI, was caught out in his lies, and flipped with the alacrity of an acrobat high on speed. A 30-year old gonef won’t want to spend his salad days in a Federal penitentiary.

    Have no doubt about what Mueller is saying with today’s events: He has the information he needs to nail Donald Trump. He’s now in the process of dotting i’s and crossing t’s. From all indications, Gates had no idea he was under investigation, as he had no lawyer and was represented by a public defender at his bail hearing. If people as unknown as he and Papadopoulos were caught in the net, no one is safe.

  113. 113.

    Kay

    October 30, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    We should immediately end this “unpaid” bullshit. Those are real jobs. Normal people have to get paid to do them. This thing where well-off people feel they evade accountability by acting as “volunteers” is just bullshit. It devalues the work of all the federal employees who need a paycheck. It’s not a volunteer job and not everyone is qualified for it. Enough with this.

  114. 114.

    Roger Moore

    October 30, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    @JMG:

    There’s no question in my mind Ryan was at least a passive participant in receiving aid from Russia, more likely an active one. Wonder if anyone will squeal on him?

    I want them to get McConnell almost as much as I want them to get Trump. The Senatortoise is obviously in this up to the top of his shell, and I want to see him nailed to the wall.

  115. 115.

    debit

    October 30, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    @rikyrah: I wish I still smoked. That would have been a million times better with a cigarette.

  116. 116.

    Kay

    October 30, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    It’s not like it was “free” anyway. Manafort intended to get paid. He just didn’t intend to reveal how he was compensated or pay taxes on it.

    It’s insulting to both real employees AND real volunteers. These people are neither.

  117. 117.

    Roger Moore

    October 30, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Manafort is pleadlng not guilty to charges.

    So he didn’t make a deal after all?

    He hasn’t had time to cut a deal. You can bet his lawyer will be talking to Mueller’s people to see what kind of deal he can wrangle. If/when he changes his plea, all hell will break loose.

  118. 118.

    Suzanne

    October 30, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    @Kay:

    That incessant bragging will be the death of him.

    A girl can hope.
    I was crossing my fingers that it would be lil’ Jared, but today’s news has definitely been happy-making!

  119. 119.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    Next on Hannity: Did the Clinton campaign secretly infiltrate the Trump campaign using Paul Manafort? Jay Sekulow and Eric Trump weigh in!

    — Mr. Smith (@GuardianRover) October 30, 2017

  120. 120.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    @Roger Moore: Also too MSM’s favorite blued eyed boy.

  121. 121.

    Tim C.

    October 30, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    @quakerinabasement: I haven’t had a +1 pole axe since I played D&D in the 80s

  122. 122.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 30, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    @Suzanne: Jared’s definitely worried – the “Oops, better delete my entire twitter history” this morning is evidence of that.

  123. 123.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    @Kay:

    He just didn’t intend to reveal how he was compensated or pay taxes on it.

    IRS is going to have a field day with his assets.

    He’s looking at a minimum of 50% penalties on the taxes owed and the income base they can now use against him based on the evidence so far to assess that tax is very very big.

    And if there are state income taxes as well, oh boy.

  124. 124.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    October 30, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    @Kay: As someone said yesterday, if you’re not paying your campaign manager, you’re not the one he’s working for.

  125. 125.

    это курам на смех

    October 30, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:I have the new Otterbox cooler, which has much better handles than the Yeti.

  126. 126.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    If/when he changes his plea, all hell will break loose.

    ohboyohboyohboy.

  127. 127.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    @Kay: Me 3. Putin wanted T and Rs, question is why?

  128. 128.

    tobie

    October 30, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    @JMG: @Kay: It’s not just Paul Ryan. Reince Priebus was the head of the RNC when they gave money to one of Manafort’s LLC’s (Bade LLC) for strategic services and possibly others. Everything about the 2016 election was crooked. As far as I’m concerned Russia’s contributions to the Presidential and congressional races were not limited to targeted disinformation campaigns. We need to audit the voting tallying equipment in many districts.

    I’m sure many BJers saw the report that Georgia wiped clean the machines used in the Ossoff/Handel race, even though a suit had been filed. Why the fear of having the machines inspected?

  129. 129.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    @Kay: What part of that hasn’t produced chaos?

  130. 130.

    это курам на смех

    October 30, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    @debit: Betty C. has it right. Like so many brainwashed old farts, Trump believes only what Fox tells him to believe.

  131. 131.

    Gravenstone

    October 30, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    @rikyrah:

    From all indications, Gates had no idea he was under investigation…

    Inexcusable! Given how dirty Manafort is and how he’d already been informed following the ‘no-knock’ raid that an indictment was coming, I would think anyone even touched by him, right down to his fucking dog sitter would have lawyered up by now, And here is his business partner being caught “unawares”? That’s professional malpractice levels of stupid.

  132. 132.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:
    Because of how the internet works, Jared’s in the clear now that he’s deleted all that Twitter evidence. Whew, that was a close one!

    Here’s hoping John Oliver continues using Gilbert Gottfried for Jared voiceovers.

  133. 133.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Chaos is the means to an end. What is the endgame?

  134. 134.

    Amaranthine RBG

    October 30, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    @trollhattan:
    I read elsewhere that Kushner only had a few tweets from years ago.

    Not sure whether this is a real story …

  135. 135.

    Raoul

    October 30, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    It does seem possible that the Papadopoulos unseal really did catch the WH off guard. But no matter what, she is a trainwreck of terrible.

  136. 136.

    Raoul

    October 30, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    I don’t want to be optimistic just yet.

    But this morning I did sort of wonder if “DO SOMETHING!” might, later, be realized as the pinnacle/nadir of Trump’s pathetic lifetime.

    It sort of reminds me of one of Batman’s evil opponents yelling “Get Them!” to some hapless henchmen in goofy onesies.

  137. 137.

    Jeffro

    October 30, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Trials, Convictions and Sentencings to go.

    A long road ahead.

    But at least we finally seem to be going up instead of down.

    Kind of nice to be at the beginning of the end of this crap fest, finally!

  138. 138.

    Kraux Pas

    October 30, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Me 3. Putin wanted T and Rs, question is why?

    I’m guessing it was the Republicans’ clear disdain for their compatriots and general lack of moral fiber.

  139. 139.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Chaos is the means to an end. What is the endgame?

    A weakened West. Across the board.

  140. 140.

    Jeffro

    October 30, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    @Kay: @schrodingers_cat: At several points, it appears that Putin was convinced there’s no way that the GOP, much less the broader American public, would put up with Trumpov’s obvious unfitness and erratic behavior. There was no downside for Putin to push the whole scheme as far as he could (since Rs would rather fights Ds than Russians) but…it’s like he (Putin) drew to an inside straight several dozen times. And he did…but only because the GOP’s okay with letting him use a stacked deck as long as they got to use it too.

  141. 141.

    gvg

    October 30, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    My thought is we have this big bombshell that some small fish already flipped and wore a wire, and supposedly their are 4 other sealed indictments between Poppadapolous and Manafort’s. What if there are more active informants already? What if the Trump administration think’s of this even if their aren’t?

  142. 142.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    And that worked so well for ACA repeal and replace.

    The GOP actually has more of a strategy in place here. The GOP outline of tax reform has been around for a long time. There was never a coherent ACA replacement. Even though there is a lot of secrecy involved, the House and the Senate have members and staffers with some background on board.

    Yeah, they are still setting themselves up for opposition from people not in the loop. But the GOP has been working from a broad consensus of what they want.

    Again, the sad thing is that the GOP has done with the pretense that Trump is anything other than an ignorant buffoon whose signature is needed on the final document. And they have told him, “Oh yeah, don’t worry, you will get plenty of tax cuts” and this clearly makes him happy and able to sleep tight at night.

  143. 143.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    I would think anyone even touched by him, right down to his fucking dog sitter would have lawyered up by now,

    According to the WP, his dog-sitter is probably the only one who didn’t help the Feds by turning in evidence against him. Everyone else who worked under or was hired by him did.

  144. 144.

    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    @Kraux Pas:

    Least internationalist of the two parties, at least under Trump, meaning least commitment to the defense of NATO. Also, ideology broadly similar to the one Putin’s been running on.

    @TenguPhule:

    Ding ding ding!

  145. 145.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    @Roger Moore: @TenguPhule: He was allowed to turn himself in. He’s already cooperating. The not guilty plea is for show. It will last until his attorneys and Mueller’s team agree to exactly what he’ll turn over and exactly what that is worth. Manafort has done enough criminal stuff in and outside the US to keep the DOJ, as well as several other countries equivalents busy for decades trying to prosecute all of it.

  146. 146.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    @Gravenstone: I read that his realtor was speaking to the grand jury recently.

  147. 147.

    Suzanne

    October 30, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Jared’s definitely worried

    As I have previously noted, my irrational hatred of Jared borders on the sexual. The idea of him suffering is…..arousing.

    It may be because he is my age, give or take a year, and he got into Harvard and I didn’t. Or it may be because he is an entitled and talentless piece of shit, the muskrat-dicked used-car-hocking fartweasel.

  148. 148.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: Unlike his FIL Kush seems to keep a low profile WRT public speaking and social media, so a smattering of Twitters seems plausible.

    This seems like fun speculation.

    Speaking on MSNBC, a former Watergate prosecutor explained that a very thorough Special Counsel Robert Mueller has an “ironclad case” against ex-Trump campaign manager, and that the White House should be concerned that former Trump campaign adviser George Papadopoulos has been wearing a wire for months. Speaking with host Ali Velshi, attorney Nick Akerman said he had looked at the indictment against Manafort and said that he had no doubt that Trump associate would be found guilty.

    “Now this it’s not like a witch hunt where there is nothing,” Akerman began.”Now you have got something that is real.”

    Following a break to listen to a press conference held by Manafort’s attorney, Akerman picked up on the deal that Papadopoulos made with investigators, saying, if Mueller has done his job properly, the former Trump associate has been wearing a wire for months as part of a deal. “It’s quite obvious that Mueller is playing this out very skillfully,” Akerman explained. “First of all that [Manafort] indictment is a slam-dunk, as I said before, it’s proven by documents. But then you look at the Papadopoulos one that they put under seal all of this time.”

  149. 149.

    Repatriated

    October 30, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    @Kay:

    They wanted a very specific result- Trump AND GOP majority.

    Achievabe objectives consistent with previous GOP policy:
    – Lax financial regulation to enable money-laundering of ill-gotten domestic funds
    – General degradation of US institutions
    – catastrophic military overextension (c.f. USSR in Afghanistan); we’re disconcertingly close to that point already…

    This excludes possible changes to historic GOP policy that may have become available due to compromise.

  150. 150.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: As I’ve written here repeatedly:
    1) Diminution of US power within the global system, thereby elevating Russia’s standing.
    2) Removal of Crimea related sanctions and the Magnitsky Act. If not in actual legislation, then in practice.
    3) Making liberal democracy in general, and liberal democracy as practiced in the US look bad, thereby further protecting Putin’s position at home and those of his clients in other states.
    4) Weakening NATO and the EU, as well as the Five Eyes intelligence sharing alliance.

    And several other related items.

  151. 151.

    Betty Cracker

    October 30, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    @Kay: Yep, that ‘no salary” business absolutely devalues the work, dilutes accountability and suggests that the “pro bono” employee is taking compensation in some other way. The governor of Florida has supposedly worked “for free” since 2010. He certainly stole enough from Medicare as CEO of Columbia/HSA to fund a lavish lifestyle for himself and 10 generations of descendants, but I don’t believe for a second that crook isn’t funneling state money to his pockets one way or another. Ditto DeVos, the Trumps, etc.

  152. 152.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 30, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    @Kraux Pas: It’s been obvious for years that Republicans as a party were hypocritical, inept and corrupt. This makes them ideal partners for Russian interests, and that ignores that even the R’s stated policy goals (isolationism, attacking liberals, less financial regulation and increased immunity for the rich) dovetail nicely with Russian Oligarchical concerns.

  153. 153.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    @Suzanne:
    Ya know, if you really wanted into Haavaad that badly your dad could have built a library or something. Just sayin’. :-P

    The Borowitz piece quoted earlier was spot on. I’ve hated him irrationally ever since the wearing-armor-over-blazer thing.

  154. 154.

    Kraux Pas

    October 30, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    @Chris: Thinking a lot bigger than I am. I like that. Though I maintain that the Republicans are more prone to engage in sketchy schemes to advance their careers, in addition to their weak/non-existent support for international diplomatic efforts that don’t involve bombing deserts.

  155. 155.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I don’t see how diminution of US power elevates Russia’s standing.
    What happens after Putin’s death?

  156. 156.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    @Brachiator: It’s Jeb! Bush’s primary campaign tax plan with a few tweaks. The state and local deduction won’t play with the GOP representatives from NY, NJ, and CA. The rest of the plan won’t play with the Freedom Caucus nuts. Whatever the GOP majority in the Senate agrees to won’t be acceptable to the Freedom Caucus guys in the house. And possibly a few GOP senators too. The plan is not really a plan.

  157. 157.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    @Suzanne:

    As I have previously noted, my irrational hatred of Jared borders on the sexual.

    But its not irrational. We all have perfectly good reasons to want to see him dead or suffering.

  158. 158.

    Calouste

    October 30, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    @TenguPhule: Manafort is 68. He doesn’t want to spend a large chunk of what time he has remaining in the pokey for a very uncertain pay off.

  159. 159.

    Miss Bianca

    October 30, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: This CAN’T be serious. Can it? The worst thing is that I can actually picture them trying to make that claim.

    Christ on a bouncy rubber crutch…it’s not even 5 o’clock here and I already feel like I need a drink…

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I made a similar comment as snark in the last thread.

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    MisterForkbeard

    October 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    @Suzanne: Jared’s just slightly older than me, but he personifies the rich arrogant idiots I’ve met while doing networking in Silicon Valley. I ended up spending a dinner in Hawaii once (at a wedding for a mutual friend) with someone whose net worth was in the very high 8 figures, and he was simultaneously clever, incredibly dumb, sociopathic and also convinced of his own extreme intelligence and correctness. And your wealth and ‘who you knew’ was what made you worth listening to, in his view.

    Jared screams that to me every time I hear about him, except that he’s less talented than this other guy.

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    Kraux Pas

    October 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Poe’s Law in action.

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I don’t see how diminution of US power elevates Russia’s standing.

    Uh, because we have multiple sanctions on them? And have control over the banking networks they need to maintain their ill gotten gains?

    Because we’re pretty much the only other major military power that can confront them?

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    Miss Bianca

    October 30, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    @Raoul:

    It sort of reminds me of one of Batman’s evil opponents yelling “Get Them!” to some hapless henchmen in goofy onesies.

    OK, that got me laughing.

    Now I think I need to do a binge re-watch of “Batman”.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Putin has a hard limit on how influential Russia can be in terms of economic and military power. The only way for Putin and Russia to have more power is for the US to have less. For its standing to be lowered and its ability to work with allies and partners curtailed. For instance, by pulling the US out of TPP, the President has now surrendered the US’s ability to act as the senior/most powerful regional rule setter in Asia-Pacific. The PRC has stepped into this void and is negotiating it’s own version, which will lock the US out. The real point of TPP was to constrain the PRC’s rise as a regional rule setter and power, thereby constraining its rise as a global one.

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    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 30, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    @TenguPhule<

    Don’t raise flags please.

    Go read the history of partition Poland. Selling out because it gave the dude bro an an advantage at that moment was how it happened.

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    Doug R

    October 30, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    @Kay:

    TRUMP: Well, I hadn’t thought of doing it, but if you want I can give you some of the names… Walid Phares, who you probably know, PhD, adviser to the House of Representatives caucus, and counter-terrorism expert; Carter Page, PhD; George Papadopoulos, he’s an energy and oil consultant, excellent guy; the Honorable Joe Schmitz, [former] inspector general at the Department of Defense; [retired] Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg; and I have quite a few more.

    From the Washington Post interview

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Its supposed to be a joke. But I wouldn’t put it past them either.

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    Shana

    October 30, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Thread below was probably dead by the time I posted, so I’ll repeat: Sander’s eyeshadow was so distracting I could barely pay attention to her lying. It made her look like she has a black eye. Perhaps an indication of how frazzled everyone is at the White House today.

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    The state and local deduction won’t play with the GOP representatives from NY, NJ, and CA. The rest of the plan won’t play with the Freedom Caucus nuts. Whatever the GOP majority in the Senate agrees to won’t be acceptable to the Freedom Caucus guys in the house. And possibly a few GOP senators too.

    The problem is that the numbers needed to pass this abomination are much worse for sanity this time.

    A lot of them will either hold their noses or just take bribes for their states to get this done.

    Unlike healthcare, they’re familiar with fucking the government with tax cuts. Bush the Failure taught them well.

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    Aleta

    October 30, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Pessimism still seems the wisest policy. But it does sorta feel like the whole rotten edifice is tottering.

    Finding comfort that a few more things are on the record, accessible in another dimension than the undermined press . And that the termites are for the moment out in the open scuttling for shelter.

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    martian

    October 30, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    @cmorenc:

    I sure hope in our current political situation there is a viable option #3 where we make it home chastened, but unscathed.

    Puerto Rico is burning it’s dead. “Unscathed” is maybe an option in some alternate timeline where the skies are bluer than here.

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    Miss Bianca

    October 30, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I’m telling you, reality and snark are blurring so thoroughly for me now that I can’t even keep up. I mean, I have a fairly well-tuned snark meter under most circumstances, but I’m also a gol-danged gullible fool when I get flummoxed enough. And ever since about this time last year I’ve been living in a constant state of flummox.

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    Shana

    October 30, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Depends on how hot it is outside and how full the freezer is.

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    Matt McIrvin

    October 30, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: The way I think of it is that destructive trolling is now what Russia has in place of cultural “soft power”. They can’t make themselves attractive (which is in itself sad, considering how much Russian culture has to offer) but they can tear you down, or make you destroy yourself.

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    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    October 30, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Working for free makes it seem like you’re now in the volunteer’s debt because s/he did something nice for you. That’s corrupting.

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: I was referring to the trope.

    Saying something can’t happen is one of those flags I’d just as soon not trigger at this point.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    @Doug R: Walid isn’t a counterterrorism expert. Walid’s research specialty and doctorate is in conflict resolution. He has admitted in court he knows very little about Islam and has had no formal instruction in it. And he’s alleged to have been one of the primary planners for the Sabra and Shatilla massacres.

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    Roger Moore

    October 30, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Trials, Convictions and Sentencings to go.

    Damn. I was hoping we could skip straight to the executions.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: To an extent it is a weaponized, culturally contextualized use of information power.

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    Gin & Tonic

    October 30, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    What happens after Putin’s death?

    Is a problem.

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    Villago Delenda Est

    October 30, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Oh, you need to correct that. Tremors is a great fun film.

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    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    @Shana: It was an unusual presser, wasn’t it? From the ridiculous story she speed-read at the outset, to the lies, to the brevity, to her demeanor.

    That woman is from a circle of hell.

    Did not notice the eyeshadow. Pay as little attention to Possum Queen as possible.

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    Cermet

    October 30, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Did you know just before Nixon resigned, both houses of congress had passed a universal guaranteed income and Nixon was going to sign it, too? But of course, an amendment was added and it was delayed preventing Nixon from signing it in time. Ford, of course, refused to sign it so it failed (2/3rd’s and all that. A history/policy wonk explained that today.). Nixon was a crook but not a monster – strange to say that now consider that bush the cheney sock puppet (who committed mass murder) and this petty small handed wanta kill thousands, dolt 45 are monsters..

  185. 185.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Putin has a hard limit on how influential Russia can be in terms of economic and military power. The only way for Putin and Russia to have more power is for the US to have less.

    This assumes that are only two players on the global stage and that A*+B*=constant. That may be Comrade P’s calculation but it may not work out that neatly in practice.
    A= Power the United States wields and
    B = Power that Russia wields.

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    rikyrah

    October 30, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    It’s Jeb! Bush’s primary campaign tax plan with a few tweaks. The state and local deduction won’t play with the GOP representatives from NY, NJ, and CA.

    I keep on saying this, and will continue to do so.

    The number of GOP Reps from those top 10 tax states numbers around 50.

    Their constituents are founding members of the IGMFY club.

    They will NOT be thrown off course with shiny object like the little Baby Jesus, or abortion, or guns.

    They are GOP BECAUSE OF TAXES.

    Phuck with their money and they will come for you. The fingerprints of THEIR GOP rep voting to INCREASE THEIR TAXES?

    Career suicide.

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    Doug R

    October 30, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Stores like Fred Meyer sell Dry Ice (frozen CO2). Anything below it will stay frozen, anything above will stay refrigerated.
    Dry Ice is cold enough to freeze burn skin, wear gloves.
    Make sure space is not too enclosed, as Carbon Dioxide is released.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: @Gin & Tonic:

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    This assumes that are only two players on the global stage and A+B=constant.

    China is Russia’s ally for now and nobody else comes remotely close in terms of firepower or economic pull.

    And Russia has meddling fingers in almost all of them anyway, trying to make sure it stays that way.

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    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    @Cermet:

    Nixon was constrained by a system shaped by seventy years of politics trending in a more liberal direction under Progressive Era, New Deal, and Great Society politicians.

    If he’d been born a half-century later, I suspect he’d have been every bit as nasty as the people we’re seeing in the GOP today.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: So I’ve heard. I pretty much only watch movies if they’re a cartoon or based on a comic book. With a few exceptions, such as Hidden Figures.

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Yes Russia has a lot of soft power. Russian grad students could run rings around everyone in their math and physics preparation. I love the mathematical rigor of some of Russian textbooks I have used (Landau and Lifshitz (sp?) series for physics)

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    Doug R

    October 30, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Whaaaat? Peak Fred Ward AND Kevin Bacon, what’s not to love? You must watch.

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    Spanky

    October 30, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    @Jeffro: It’s not the beginning of the end, but perhaps the end of the beginning.

    (h/t to Winnie!)

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    Stephen Westfall

    October 30, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Another example of Ms. Cracker’s gifted art work.

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    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    October 30, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    Russia collapses?

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    @TenguPhule: True for now. Comrade P’s thinking is all very short term kinda like his American R buddies.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: This is also why he wants to weaken NATO and the EU, which was point 4.

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    lamh36

    October 30, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Adam….have you seen this?

    If true, oooh…wee…

    An excerpt from HotAir article from Josh Barro

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    danielx

    October 30, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Team Trump is so incompetent that it’s impossible to tell if they’re truly blindsided by events or just acting as a group of stupid people would in response to circumstances for which they’ve had time to prepare.

    Given their performance to date, I’d have to go with Door #2.

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    @Spanky: I have heard that one before, sounds like word salad. British word salad is the best word salad.
    *because the accent* **swoons**

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    Miss Bianca

    October 30, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    @Doug R: I concur. Fred Ward was awesome. Plus, Reba McIntire as a prepper! What’s not to love?

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    Suzanne

    October 30, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Ya know, if you really wanted into Haavaad that badly your dad could have built a library or something.

    Silly me, thought maybe academic achievement and hard work would do it.
    I still hold a grudge against Chelsea Clinton for getting into Stanford when I didn’t, even though she was a National Merit semifinalist and I actually won the damn thing.
    I just should have picked different parents, I guess.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    1:

    Papadopoulos' unnamed "supervisor" is Sam Clovis, and the "high-ranking" official is Manafort, source tells @Isikoff https://t.co/DHpQdXxqeL pic.twitter.com/0IOvUcdHjl

    — Colin Campbell (@colincampbell) October 30, 2017

    2:

    This leaves one campaign "Senior Policy Advisor" unidentified in indictment. https://t.co/ri4ooDSqE3

    — Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) October 30, 2017

    And 2 is either going to be Sessions or Flynn given there roles in the campaign at the time.

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Putin doesn’t care what happens after he’s dead. He’s IGMFY personified.

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    lamh36

    October 30, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    The question before the break from Nicole Wallace, “did Putin get what he more than he bargained for w/Trump campaign…or is this mission accomplished” for Putin thanks to just haven sown the seed that took down the democratic process that the US has been known for.

    Easy…it’s mission accomplished for Putin…even if no charges for Chump…the Russian goal of causing chaos worked and the US and it’s elections are now complete embarrasments all over the world

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    Just One More Canuck

    October 30, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    @TenguPhule: A friend of mine and I love going to movies like Tank Girl, Earth Girls are Easy and CHUD. Tremors was too stupid even for us, and I enjoyed Young Einstein, with the incomparable Yahoo Serious

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    Elizabelle

    October 30, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @lamh36: That’s funny. One tweeter suggests the “pee” tapes are P for Papadopolos tapes.

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    Miss Bianca

    October 30, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    And 2 is either going to be Sessions or Flynn given there roles in the campaign at the time.

    Oh, please, oh, please…

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    dr. bloor

    October 30, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @Corner Stone: You just go up to ’em and grab by the ego. It’s easy, they let you do anything.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    @lamh36: I have. I referenced the tweet that inspired the Hot Air article in the comments to my post earlier today. This is why the WH messaging has been so messed up all afternoon. The Papadopolous news completely blindsided them. And now they’re trying to spin while figuring out who talked to Papadopolous when and about what after July 27th.

    This is also likely freaking them out:

    U.S. District Court for D.C. has four sealed cases in its docket with case numbers between Papadopoulos' (182) and Manafort's (201). pic.twitter.com/zDKMY3qHM6

    — Steve Reilly (@BySteveReilly) October 30, 2017

  212. 212.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Even if P succeeds in destroying post war institutions what then? Destruction is easier than getting others do what you want. I don’t think Russia can take the place of the United States. I don’t see the ruble become the de facto currency of the world. What does Putin have to offer other than nihilism, Communism with its egalitarian goals was at least on the face of it more attractive than this ethno ugliness that is P’s brand.

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    JustRuss

    October 30, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    I love the “Papadopoulos wearing a wire” angle to this. These guys lie like fish swim, and now every time they want to toss out a bullshit answer they’ll have to parse the odds that they were recorded saying the exact opposite at some point. Except they’re not smart enough to process that far and they’ve gotten away with this crap forever, so get ready for lots of obstruction and perjury charges. I predict some very deep holes will get dug.

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: The first Tremors is a great horror/comedy that let’s you stop thinking for awhile.

    Now the sequels, from III on were terrible.

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    Amir Khalid

    October 30, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:
    If Putine can diminish America’s power and influence, Russia’s own power and influence will meet less resistance and thus count for more.

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    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    October 30, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    What’s really occurred to me, which isn’t that much of a hot take to begin with, is how selfish and short-sighted Putin really is. People in general tend to be. I mean since at least the mid-century we as a civilization have had the potential to truly create a better world with science and technology. To create a more unified world where no one will ever have to fear poverty again. For all its worts, the US and the West have the greatest potential to lead humanity into a future that, while not perfect, will certainly be better than anything we’ve ever experienced in our history.

    But Putin seems intent on throwing that potential away to line his pockets some more and satisfy his petty revenge. That’s why I really hate him. With climate change happening, AI technologies that can be used to manipulate us growing more complex, and superbugs on the rise, that window is rapidly dwindling.

    I can’t say this for certain, not knowing the future, but post-ww2 may have been the closest to utopia we’re ever going to get.
    (And yes, I know a lot of people didn’t share that equally)

  217. 217.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Even if P succeeds in destroying post war institutions what then?

    He solidifies his hold on Russia as his own personal fiefdom. That’s pretty much what everything he does these days boils down to.

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    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @Suzanne:
    My kid is eyeballing Stanford and Berkeley. When should I break it to her that she’s a commoner?

  219. 219.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    @lamh36: I’d also recommend this 9 tweet thread from Barton Gellman:

    1/8 What stands out for me is Mueller's strategic use of implicit threat. Not only the ones he names. Not only against Manafort and Gates.

    — Barton Gellman (@bartongellman) October 30, 2017

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    @TenguPhule: He does realize that he is not going to live forever, right?

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    clay

    October 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I was in class all day, so I missed most of the fun on these threads. But I just want to carve a little piece of Adam’s post from below, and toot my own horn a bit:

    Apparently the NY Times has been right all along; this is all about Secretary Clinton’s emails. That the Trump campaign wanted them and that the Russians had determined the Trump campaign would be willing to deal to get them.

    I’m just going to [*stretches*… *pats own back*] note that I said this very thing here a couple days ago. That all of this was because the Trump campaign was desperate for Clinton’s e-mails, and that they’d go to any length to find them. Which means they must’ve believed their own BS about how corrupt she was, and assumed that she’d be dumb enough to do her alleged dirty business through State Department e-mails.

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    @TenguPhule: Isn’t the life expectancy really low in the Russian Federation. IIRC it is losing population.

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    Amir Khalid

    October 30, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:
    Putin doesn’t want to lead the world or to govern it, he wants to be the boss of it..

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    @Miss Bianca: The senior policy advisors for foreign/nat-sec policy were Sessions (who had no actual experience for this, but at the time they had no one else involved with the campaign to hang this on) and then Flynn. So its one or the other.

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    lgerard

    October 30, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    According to Fox, the real crime here is the leaking of impending indictments

    Christie said, “There are very strict criminal laws about disclosing grand jury information. Now depending upon who has disclosed this to CNN, it could be a crime. We have to have the public have confidence in the fact that the grand jury system is secret and as a result, fair. But again, we don’t know who leaked it to CNN. It would be a crime if prosecutors or agents leaked it.

    This from a guy who as a Federal prosecutor announced an investigation of a Senatorial candidate on the eve of an election. After the election, that investigation turned out to be nonexistent.

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    Suzanne

    October 30, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @trollhattan: When she has to settle for Arizona State.
    ***sob***

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    Matt McIrvin

    October 30, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Yeah, but probably not if you’re Putin. You’re the guy who reduces everyone else’s life expectancy.

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    He does realize that he is not going to live forever, right?

    I wouldn’t presume that. He’s ex-KGB and he’s not dead yet.

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    Mnemosyne

    October 30, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    A Facebook post from blog favorite Awesomely Luvvie:

    WHOSE PRAYING BLACK GRANDMA HAS BEEN FASTING STEADFASTLY FOR EVERYTHING HAPPENING TODAY??? We thank you. ?????? May the butterscotch at the bottom of your purse be unlimited. #IndictmentMonday

  230. 230.

    O. Felix Culpa

    October 30, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Folks like Putin just like to amass more and more and more (and more) wealth and power without reference to diminishing marginal utility to them or to their inevitable demise. See also: the Koch brothers.

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I know I’ve written at least one front page post about this. I’m not going to rewrite it here.

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    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Isn’t the life expectancy really low in the Russian Federation.

    The average is. Mostly due to drinking and malnutrition.

    But some animals are more fortunate then others.

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    @Amir Khalid: He may be able to destroy the world but I doubt that he can become its boss.

  234. 234.

    TenguPhule

    October 30, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    So its one or the other.

    Why not both?

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    Matt McIrvin

    October 30, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: (From what I can tell, there was a sag in life expectancy post-1991 that they’ve largely recovered from. But they’ve lost ground vs. China and the US. We could yet drop to match them, though.)

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    Jeffro

    October 30, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: here’s hoping those are for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Would not surprise me one bit.

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I will go and look for it. Thanks.

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    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    @trollhattan:

    My kid is eyeballing Stanford and Berkeley. When should I break it to her that she’s a commoner?

    Plenty of commoners get into Stanford and Berkeley.

  239. 239.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Did anyone else know that black grandmas and Jewish grandmas apparently by the same butterscotch lined purses?

    Coincidence takes a lot of work…//

  240. 240.

    Jeffro

    October 30, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Indicting Sessions would be something beyond through the map and off the looking glass…I know Sessions is not Mueller’s boss, but still…the mind reels. There’d be an instant drumbeat for him to resign, I guess?

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    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @TenguPhule: Could be, but I think that’s slim or it would have said advisors, not advisor.

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    Doug R

    October 30, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Flak vest over dark blazer in Iraqi summer does not scream brilliant to me.

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    Chris

    October 30, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    @schrodingers_cat: Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Folks like Putin just like to amass more and more and more (and more) wealth and power without reference to diminishing marginal utility to them or to their inevitable demise. See also: the Koch brothers.

    Back when the Arab Spring was still knocking off dictators, I remember thinking how objectively weird it was that hardly any dictator ever has a retirement plan. At the very least, you should have an exit strategy planned out for the eventuality that the shit hits the fan. But more basically than that, why cling to power your whole life? Just give yourself a good ten or twenty years to pillage as much from the country as you can, but then pack your bags and retire with your family to Switzerland or Panama or Saudi Arabia (or Maryland: worked out for the Shah’s family) and live the rest of your life in comfortable decadent opulence. Let some other schmuck take the wheel and worry about what comes next.

    Of course, that would require a lot more self-awareness than just about any dictator has ever possessed: if nothing else, it requires being honest enough with yourself to recognize that you are fundamentally nothing but a racketeer with a palace, and not the Savior of the Nation that your propaganda says you are. And it requires a lot more self-discipline than just about any dictator has ever possessed: you need to be able to recognize when enough is enough and that you don’t need to stick around and keep hoarding, hoarding, hoarding all that money and power when you and the next five generations of your family can live perfectly luxurious lives with what you’ve already stolen.

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    ericblair

    October 30, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:

    What’s really occurred to me, which isn’t that much of a hot take to begin with, is how selfish and short-sighted Putin really is.

    Yes. This is underappreciated. He’s an opportunist, and he’s petty. There is no grand vision, besides lining his overflowing pockets with money he can’t possibly use and stay in power only because not being in power is fatal for him now. There’s no endgame. Putin has made sure that there will be chaos after he leaves power, because if he had a designated successor then that designated successor might get impatient.

    The Russian domestic propaganda is confused: they don’t seem to understand why Trump just can’t be a dictator like Putin is, and they go in bouts of ridiculing him and praising him. Kneecapping America doesn’t seem to be helping Russia much, because Russia’s main problem is the Russian government. The economy is still fucked and the imperial high from foreign adventurism is wearing off.

    So don’t spend too much time worrying about what Putin wants or doesn’t want, because he doesn’t seem to know either.

  245. 245.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 30, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    @Jeffro: He has a lot of exposure with the Kislyak meetings, forgetting about the Kislyak meetings, blurting out about his meetings with Kislyak that he’d forgotten when asked questions that have nothing to do with Kislyak and the Comey firing.

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    MoxieM

    October 30, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @Suzanne: Harvard sucks, and it’s full of Jareds, undergraduate-ly speaking. Suzanne, you didn’t miss anything, and it was their loss to not admit you. (Thank the good Maude I didn’t go there, but I can count on dozens of octopi the number of people I know who have “gone to school in Cambridge” and they don’t mean MIT, wink wink.)

    But yes, JKush pretty well defines smarmy, entitled young slumlord doesn’t he? Ick.

  247. 247.

    Doug R

    October 30, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Ya broke into the wrong guldurned Basement!

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    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    It’s Jeb! Bush’s primary campaign tax plan with a few tweaks.

    Not quite. As I note, this plan has been in a drawer for a long time. Even some Democrats had signed on to some of it in principle. They have already backed away from the SALT deduction (state and local tax deduction) not just because of internal dissent, but because the real estate lobby rattled their chains. Previously they were playing with restoring it as a tax credit as a sop to non-wealthy taxpayers. What is happening is still messy, but they are paying attention to details, much more than the ACA debacle.

    The wild card is the Freedom Caucus, who have more power since the GOP has decided to freeze out the Democrats. But deals could be made later, especially if some bones could be tossed to the Democrats and a chunk of the provisions have expiration dates.

    And again, they have to try to do something. The pressure from the money men on the GOP to prove they can do something is tremendous. They will also be tempted to try to make things retroactive to 2017 for maximum impact, even though this might actually hurt some taxpayers.

  249. 249.

    Gerald Parks

    October 30, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    I know nuthing …we know nuthing …what you say his name is? …who dat? … huuummmm …errrahhh you talking to me? …what you mean?
    Dotard 45’s playbook

  250. 250.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    @MoxieM:
    Harvard mostly exists to be the target of MIT pranks, or so my MIT-grad bro claims. Luckily he’s all jackal and no Jared.

  251. 251.

    ericblair

    October 30, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    @Brachiator:

    And again, they have to try to do something. The pressure from the money men on the GOP to prove they can do something is tremendous. They will also be tempted to try to make things retroactive to 2017 for maximum impact, even though this might actually hurt some taxpayers.

    They need to try to do something, but, again like Obamacare repeal, they have no agreement on the something they want to do. Any sort of tax reform is hard, and this is particularly hard because it’s a bunch of knee jerk bumper sticker slogans barfed out by stupid people. You can’t square this circle.

  252. 252.

    gwangung

    October 30, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    @trollhattan: Being a Snodfart grad, I’d say either are good places to go (but don’t let the alumni office know…)/

  253. 253.

    MoxieM

    October 30, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    @trollhattan: I believe that is true, and I have no allegiance to either place. (Well, my mom went to Radcliffe in the late 1930s, when it existed, and the Anthropology classes she took…. they made her sit in the fucking hall, because John Harvard forbid a woman should contaminate a class full of budding world-overlords.

    Women’s Colleges: not schools for girls, but college without boys.

  254. 254.

    Miss Bianca

    October 30, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    @Doug R: I *gotta* watch that one again!

  255. 255.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    @ericblair:

    And again, they have to try to do something. The pressure from the money men on the GOP to prove they can do something is tremendous. They will also be tempted to try to make things retroactive to 2017 for maximum impact, even though this might actually hurt some taxpayers.

    They need to try to do something, but, again like Obamacare repeal, they have no agreement on the something they want to do. Any sort of tax reform is hard, and this is particularly hard because it’s a bunch of knee jerk bumper sticker slogans barfed out by stupid people. You can’t square this circle.

    Again, this is not quite true. And we are dealing with my line of work here. A broad outline has been around for months. Not only did everyone in Congress know about this, so did the accounting and tax industry. As an aside, it always amazes me that lay people think this shit gets made up at the last minute.

    Again, even some Democrats agreed to some of the broad outlines of this. Yes, the Freedom Caucus, among others, can gum up the works. But with Obamacare, the GOP had nothing apart from their hatred of and opposition to Obama. Tax reform is another matter altogether.

    Also, because a few things were left on the table from the last 2015 tax law changes, the Republicans have to do something before the end of the year, even if they end up screwing taxpayers. In the past, both parties waited until December 15 or so, just before they left for their holiday break, to agree to compromises. They have given themselves some earlier deadlines on tax reform. We will see whether they can get something done by Thanksgiving.

    Lastly, again, the money men have actually been pulling back on contributions. This concentrates attention. The GOP doesn’t care about taxpayers or citizens. But they care about themselves, and they have decided that they must protect Trump and try like hell to give him a victory of some kind.

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    Jeffro

    October 30, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: i’m thinking Wednesday… give everybody a day tomorrow by indicting someone a little goofier/less central to the whole thing like Roger Stone

  257. 257.

    Citizen Alan

    October 30, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Since the time of the Pharaohs, has there ever been an autocrat who looked to a future beyond his own death?

  258. 258.

    Dave

    October 30, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Yes but as I think it was you noted he’s basically a nihilist so why does he care what happens after he’s dead?

  259. 259.

    Waynski

    October 30, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    @trollhattan: Good Raising Arizona reference. Frances McDormand is in that too!

  260. 260.

    gbbalto

    October 30, 2017 at 5:56 pm

    @MoxieM: Ha! My mother was sent to Radcliffe in the late 40s with the understanding that she would land a Harvard man, presumably a future rich businessman. She did land one but he was a philosopher. Her parents were not best pleased…

  261. 261.

    terry chay

    October 30, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Really? In my graduate school (the largest one in the country in terms of physics grad students) only students from two countries failed the qualifying exam in physics: the United States and Russia. US makes sense since it is a US grad school and has a different bar to entry. Russia? It’s because the skill of their scientists is based on mystique, not actual. When that is actually tested (in this case with a literal test), they consistently perform among the worst.

    Everyone thinks they’re all Landau or Lifshitz, but that’d be like saying every US one is Feynman. The reality is the Russian system is full of cronyism and corruption which breeds a lot of poor performers with no real way of signaling their actual skill level. Top grad students from other countries (take the tiny country of Portugal as an example who sent two to us that year, as did South Korea) are clearly signaled, end up being accepted to the program, and pass the Qual with ease.

    The same was true with the visiting Russian physics professor (an actual student of Lifshitz). Came in with a bang and left in disgrace two years later. Contributed nothing.

  262. 262.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    @Chris:

    But more basically than that, why cling to power your whole life? Just give yourself a good ten or twenty years to pillage as much from the country as you can, but then pack your bags and retire with your family to Switzerland or Panama or Saudi Arabia (or Maryland: worked out for the Shah’s family) and live the rest of your life in comfortable decadent opulence. Let some other schmuck take the wheel and worry about what comes next.

    Of course, that would require a lot more self-awareness than just about any dictator has ever possessed

    It’s tongue in cheek, slightly wrong in some places, and out of date in others, but this site shows that a few dictators know how to get gone while the getting is good. A guide to the world’s dictators and their exile hot spots

    An example:

    After 23 years as Tunisia’s tough man, Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali, was forced out in January by a massive popular uprising. …

    After holding out for a month Ben Ali fled to France on his private jet, but was refused permission to land. Frantic phone calls found him a bolthole in Saudi Arabia where he and his hated wife, ex-hairdresser Leila Trabelsi, have been given a palace. According to the French Secret Service, Leila picked up 1.5 tonnes of gold bars worth $37 million from Tunisia’s Central Bank on her way out.

    Since then, locals have trashed the family’s luxury cars and homes, and Swiss authorities have frozen two bank accounts containing “tens of millions of Swiss francs.” But plenty more is still missing. Local politicians claim Ben Ali stole $5 billion from the country’s coffers.

    Jean-Claude ‘Baby Doc’ Duvalier appeared to blow through an $800 million fortune while living in France.

    OTOH, Robert Mugabe is still holding out in Zimbabwe. But he recently tried to get himself declared a UN Goodwill ambassador. Cheeky.

  263. 263.

    eclare

    October 30, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    @Doug R: Hahaha! Fun, fun movie!

  264. 264.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 30, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    @terry chay: Ok our ancedatas differ. I never claimed to speak for all of the Russian physics fraternity. I am sure there are plenty of not so great Ruskies at math too.

  265. 265.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    @terry chay:

    The same was true with the visiting Russian physics professor (an actual student of Lifshitz). Came in with a bang and left in disgrace two years later.

    Was that a Big Bang? ;)

  266. 266.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: If it goes longer than that, you could always pull a Soonergrunt and grill everything from your freezer and feed the neighborhood. Not ideal, of course, but definitely making lemonade out of lemons.

  267. 267.

    Jeffro

    October 30, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    @Brachiator: lol @ Mugabe

    Only slightly more brazen than Callista as ambassador to the Vatican

  268. 268.

    JR

    October 30, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    @debit: worked so well for this guy after all

  269. 269.

    JAFD

    October 30, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    @Chris: There may be some Juicers who haven’t played (or, ghodspare us, even know about) Junta

    You have a treat coming!
    https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/242/junta
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junta_(game)
    https://www.amazon.com/AEG-5829AEG-Junta-Board-Game/dp/B0112YA02K

  270. 270.

    tybee

    October 30, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: couple of days depending on how warm the house is.

  271. 271.

    Barry

    October 30, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    @wormtown: “I’ve been wondering if Daddy Huckabee would start to worry about her potential implication in some of this, and want to get her out of there………”

    Daddy Wormtongue is as deep in the cult as his daughter.

  272. 272.

    Barry

    October 30, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    @James E. Powell: “My take on Comey and why he worked so hard to harm Hillary Clinton is that early in his career, back in the 90s, he was convinced or he convinced himself that Hillary Clinton was evil. Not wrong, not different, not unqualified, not too liberal, but evil. Like Satan is evil. And he was determined that if the opportunity presented itself, he’d do what he could to harm her. He did it with his completely uncalled for and way out of bounds press conference in the summer. And he sank her election chances with the letter. As far as I know, he has never expressed any regret for doing those things.”

    A far simpler explanation is that he was and is a Republican.

  273. 273.

    Barry

    October 30, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: “Even if P succeeds in destroying post war institutions what then? Destruction is easier than getting others do what you want. ”

    Zero sum.

    It means that there is less power (and concentrated power) to resist Russia. Think of a Europe with a Brexited (and f—d up) formerly great Britain, Ergodan’s Turkey, and Poland and Hungary either Russian pawns or just f–d up. Throw in a Trumped USA, and Russia is in a much better relative position.

  274. 274.

    Tehanu

    October 31, 2017 at 2:23 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Wish we had “like” buttons here. “Jethrene” for that pathetic liar is brilliant!

  275. 275.

    Chris

    October 31, 2017 at 9:46 am

    @Brachiator:

    True, although as I recall, Ben Ali didn’t want to leave either. His hand was forced when his generals called him up and basically said he had twenty-four hours to leave the country, after which he might not like what came next. And then there’s Qaddafi, who stuck it out to the end.

    But yeah, most of them do fuck off once the crisis has emerged. It just seems like it’d be so much smarter to do it before. (China arguably had something with this, with their dictators only lasting two terms, but Xi looks like he might be ending that).

    @JAFD:

    I have board-game-nerd friends that I may have to introduce to this.

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