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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Hail to the Hairpiece / Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Easy Targets

Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Easy Targets

by Anne Laurie|  November 1, 20176:33 pm| 184 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Russiagate, I Smell a Pulitzer!

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Trump calls the New York Times to say 1) he's not angry 2) he's very popular 3) he goes to work early and stays late https://t.co/nMVkXpNho2

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 1, 2017

Maggie Haberman, of course:

President Trump projected an air of calm on Wednesday after charges against his former campaign chief and a foreign policy aide roiled Washington, insisting to The New York Times that he was not “angry at anybody” and that investigations into his campaign’s links to Russia had not come near him personally.

“I’m not under investigation, as you know,” Mr. Trump said in a brief telephone call to The Times late Wednesday afternoon. Pointing to the indictment of his former campaign chief, Paul Manafort, the president said, “And even if you look at that, there’s not even a mention of Trump in there.”

“It has nothing to do with us,” Mr. Trump said…

.

Apart from pointing & mocking, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

.@PeterAlexander: "What are President Trump's flaws?"

Sanders: "Probably that he has to deal with you guys on a daily basis" pic.twitter.com/1cU0QnqnTb

— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 1, 2017

My personal ‘And what was your first clue, Sherlock?’ fave-of-the-day…

Looks like Jeff Sessions perjured himself. https://t.co/5y08d0zr0H

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 1, 2017

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  1. 1.

    Mike J

    November 1, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexkantrowitz/twitter-offered-rt-15-of-its-total-share-of-us-elections
    Twitter Offered Russian TV Network 15% Of Its Total Share Of US Elections Advertising

  2. 2.

    lamh36

    November 1, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    From Booman

    Trump’s Defense is That Sessions Perjured Himself https://shar.es/1PxROS

    Trump’s Trip to Asia Will Make Things Worse https://shar.es/1PxRps

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    November 1, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    I continue to find it mildly startling that any reporter would consider ‘court stenographer for Donald Trump’ to be a position worth aspiring to.

  4. 4.

    dmsilev

    November 1, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    @lamh36:

    Trump’s (insert anything here) Will Make Things Worse

    Fixed for full generality and completeness.

  5. 5.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 1, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    Where is Trump popular? I need to learn more about that planet. Sounds like a horrible place.

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    November 1, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    Am not a lawyer, so having some difficulty plotting this on a scale ranging from ‘verging on the arcane’ to ‘BFD.’

    The USS Cole case judge Wednesday found the Marine general in charge of war court defense teams guilty of contempt for refusing to follow the judge’s orders and sentenced him to 21 days confinement and to pay a $1,000 fine.

    Air Force Col. Vance Spath also declared “null and void” a decision by Marine Brig. Gen. John Baker, 50, to release three civilian defense attorneys from the case, and ordered them to appear before him in person at Guantánamo or by video feed next week. Source

  7. 7.

    lamh36

    November 1, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    @washingtonpost
    Analysis: April Ryan is not the only one who’s unclear on the Trump administration’s view of slavery

  8. 8.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    November 1, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    He’s popular at his rallies.

    I live in the second reddest county in Misery, he’s popular here. And so on.

    The Crazification Pockets are, alas, widespread.

  9. 9.

    waspuppet

    November 1, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    “What are President Trump’s flaws?”

    Sanders: “Probably that he has to deal with you guys on a daily basis”

    HAHA I SMILED COS IT’S FUNNY I MADE A JOKE REALLY IT’S A JOKE LAUGH DAMMIT

    Remember when we were supposed to think Barack Obama and the people around him were effete weirdos who didn’t know how to talk to ordinary people? Because I sure as fk do.

  10. 10.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 1, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    @NotMax: What I found interesting is the judge is a colonel, the Marine is a brigadier general, and he sentenced him to confinement anyway. The general is the one who thinks this whole military commission concept is full of shit, if I read accurately.

  11. 11.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 1, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    Sanders Huckabee is furious when Black reporter asks her if the White House thinks slavery was bad. It’s a fair question given Trump’s Charlottesville comments and Kelly’s recent comments about the Civil War.

  12. 12.

    HeleninEire

    November 1, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    WOO HOO. Just had dinner with KAinMA’s friend Gayle. One of the best dinners and talks I’ve ever had. Send your friends to Dublin. Two degrees of separation I can manage. One degree is OK too!!

  13. 13.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Democrats add to ‘Better Deal’ platform with a slew of pro-labor-union ideas

    We’ll see if anyone notices one cares, or if they move the goal posts yet again.

  14. 14.

    lamh36

    November 1, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    More sexual harassment accusations leveled against Kevin Spacey https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kevin-spacey-more-sexual-harassment-accusations/

  15. 15.

    Peale

    November 1, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: as long as they are still pockets of crazy. But I’m worried that it’s really pockets of sanity we have

  16. 16.

    quakerinabasement

    November 1, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Sessions still has a slender reed he can grasp. He told Franken, “I’m not aware of any of those activities.” This week’s indictment says he quashed the idea of meeting with the Russians. He can plausibly claim he was unaware of any meetings with the Russians because he told the campaign not to meet with them.

    If I say, “Don’t smoke in the barn,” but the barn burns down, it’s not a stretch for me to say, “I don’t know of anyone smoking in the barn.”

  17. 17.

    Amaranthine RBG

    November 1, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    @lamh36:

    Damn … it gets worse and worse.

  18. 18.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    @Mike J: Oof, not a good look.

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    November 1, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    @HeleninEire

    Speaking of eating, a little oddment from the old sod.

    :)

  20. 20.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    November 1, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    Sorry for the interruption but I sent out my first newsletter on Monday and my own email service dumped it right in the spam. If you signed up and didn’t get it, check there.

  21. 21.

    germy

    November 1, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    “A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF CRAZY”: IS CIVIL WAR BREAKING OUT IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL OVER THE EDITORIAL BOARD’S COVERAGE OF MUELLER?

    A series of virulent anti-Mueller editorials has reporters worried about their paper’s credibility.

    source

    One Journal veteran compared the the paper’s recent opinion-page coverage of Mueller to the way it handled the Clinton controversies of the early 90s, telling me: “It’s like living through the Vince Foster years.”

  22. 22.

    Yarrow

    November 1, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    @Mike J: Ah, Twitter. Not going to go well for them. Re: the tech hearings, I posted this downstairs but it’s worth a re-post.
    DiFi wasn’t too happy with the corporate counsels the tech companies sent. Click through here to see the whole transcript (it’s an image, so I can’t copy it):

    Dang. Here’s what Dianne Feinstein just said to Facebook, Google, and Twitter right now at the #techhearings pic.twitter.com/QXbbjrX46O— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) November 1, 2017

    Mediate has a summary of it, but the whole thing (in image above) is better.

    “I’ve been very proud… to represent this tech community from California. But I must say, I don’t think you get it. I think the fact that you’re general counsels, you defend your company, that what we’re talking about is a cataclysmic change––what we’re talking about is the beginning of cyber-warfare… I went home last night with profound disappointment. I asked specific questions. I got vague answers. And that just won’t do. You have a huge problem on your hands… You bear this responsibility. You’ve created these platforms. And now they are being misused. And you have to be the ones to do something about it, or we will.”

    There’s also video at the Mediaite link.

  23. 23.

    kindness

    November 1, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    While Sessions certainly would deserve hanging….as a good liberal I’d give him exile. Just so long as I didn’t see that evil leprecaun ever again.

  24. 24.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):

    Jeez, if you can’t trust your own email service…

  25. 25.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    November 1, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    Consider: American cheese deep dish, seasoned liberally with oregano and topped with pineapple and strawberry.

  26. 26.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    Let’s analyze Paul Manafort’s apparent use of “bond007” as a password

    You can tell a lot about a person based on the usernames they pick, whether it’s their favorite sports team, their favorite Star Wars character, or even just their real name. Apparently, though, you can sometimes tell a lot more about a person based on their password, at least if that person is former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort…

  27. 27.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    @germy:

    Credibility left that institution many, many years ago.

  28. 28.

    germy

    November 1, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    the wall street journal: what’s not to love?

    The left’s excuses for Bill Clinton’s predatory behavior greased the skids for Donald Trump, writes @jasonrileywsj https://t.co/4BkNHjHsfS— WSJ Editorial Page (@WSJopinion) November 1, 2017

  29. 29.

    germy

    November 1, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    @debbie: Indeed.

    ObamaCare’s medical loss ratio makes incentives for insurers and providers to hoodwink customers, writes Keith Lemer https://t.co/kqk6Qpuuvs— WSJ Editorial Page (@WSJopinion) November 1, 2017

  30. 30.

    burnspbesq

    November 1, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    @NotMax:

    Huge fucking deal. It is now effectively impossible for any of these defendants to get a fair trial, after the prosecution eavesdropped on privileged conversations between defendants and their lawyers. The defense lawyers are absolutely doing the right thing by refusing to continue to participate.

  31. 31.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    Trump calls the New York Times to say 1) he’s not angry 2) he’s very popular 3) he goes to work early and stays late

    Three easily rebuked lies in one sentence.

    Gonna need a bigger pike.

  32. 32.

    VeniceRiley

    November 1, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    My state kick all your state’s *sses at picking Senators. Go Dodgers!

  33. 33.

    MisterForkbeard

    November 1, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    @germy: Wow, what ISN’T the fault of a democrat? Who knew? And who knew that the Republican’s ceaseless lying, obfuscation and propaganda had nothing to do with Trump’s rise?

  34. 34.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Where is Trump popular? I need to learn more about that planet. Sounds like a horrible place.

    Kentucky, Ohio, Georgia, Texas, Florida.

    All places ripe for invasion to spread democracy among them.

  35. 35.

    Mary G

    November 1, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    @VeniceRiley: Yes, what else could be on the agenda except the last game of baseball this year?

  36. 36.

    burnspbesq

    November 1, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Feinstein at her best. Try to envision DeLeon kicking ass like that …

  37. 37.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    @TenguPhule: Except Florida. Exactly the sort of place you don’t want to fight a counterinsurgency campaign.

  38. 38.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    @Baud:

    We’ll see if anyone notices one cares, or if they move the goal posts yet again.

    They’ve had the goalposts on wheels since at least 1992.

  39. 39.

    NotMax

    November 1, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    @burnspbesq

    Thank you.

    It also struck me that the judge seriously overstepped his purview.

  40. 40.

    Elizabelle

    November 1, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    CNN’s roadblock coverage of TERROR IN NEW YORK is nerving me out, since we have elections next week. It’s Ebola all over again.

    Although: 6 days to Election Day, and people could tune out. Or Mueller Thursday, Friday, another Mueller Monday.

    But fuckin’ CNN, the most trusted name in news. They never fucking learn.

  41. 41.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    @kindness:

    Just so long as I didn’t see that evil leprecaun ever again.

    What, and allow him to plot against us overseas? I’d agree to exile only if the regime we sent him to is good about disposing of him for us.

  42. 42.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    @germy:

    This can all be explained: Paul Gigot is still the editorial page editor. He went from a “reasonable” moderate to extremist wingnut about 8 or 9 years ago, for a reason I just can’t discern. It’s beyond his time to retire.

  43. 43.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    @burnspbesq: It’s funny, in my peer group it’s very fashionable to start every compliment paid to Feinstein (or Pelosi or Hillary or hmm there’s a pattern here) with “I don’t even like [blank], but…”

    So I always have to do a double-take when there’s just a straightforward nice thing said.

  44. 44.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Except Florida. Exactly the sort of place you don’t want to fight a counterinsurgency campaign.

    Nothing that carpet bombing and the tides can’t solve. We must destroy the state to save us.

  45. 45.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Agreed. I wish the youngsters would stop criticizing her. She has her strong points.

  46. 46.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    @debbie: Gigot really really really needs Trump to hang on until the tax cuts are done.

    @TenguPhule: Yeah, they said all that about Vietnam, too, and look how that turned out.

  47. 47.

    burnspbesq

    November 1, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    @NotMax:

    It also struck me that the judge seriously overstepped his purview.

    Good call. He totally did. He seems to have not yet realized that he’s been played, and is now running a kangaroo court.

  48. 48.

    MomSense

    November 1, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    We are having a birthday dinner for my youngest and his brothers made a surprise visit. im so happy when we are all together.

    Damn, I’ve become my mom.

  49. 49.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD):

    Consider: American cheese deep dish, seasoned liberally with oregano and topped with pineapple and strawberry.

    Otherwise known as a crime against humanity, or Japan’s Thursday night special.

    /Yes, there was a place in Tokyo that did exactly that and worse.

  50. 50.

    Corner Stone

    November 1, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD): Good God! What kind of a monster are you?!

  51. 51.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    @Elizabelle: They’ll never learn. We need to figure out how to deal with it.

  52. 52.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Yeah, they said all that about Vietnam, too, and look how that turned out

    To be fair, The Vietnamese were in much better shape and smarter then your average white Floridian.

  53. 53.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    @MomSense: Good. Your mom did a good job.

  54. 54.

    Amaranthine RBG

    November 1, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    In other open thread news: lobby of my local theatrer made Accidental Wes Anderson forum on Reddit today:

    https://format-com-cld-res.cloudinary.com/image/private/s–P6nvnBBW–/c_limit,g_center,h_1200,w_65535/a_auto,fl_keep_iptc.progressive,q_95/v1/3ba61fc5884b168cf99f431b5e2fbdd5/FB_Cinema_026.jpg

  55. 55.

    Mnemosyne

    November 1, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    @debbie:

    He went from a “reasonable” moderate to extremist wingnut about 8 or 9 years ago, for a reason I just can’t discern.

    Oh, I’m pretty sure I can discern what caused him to flip out based on that timeline.

  56. 56.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    November 1, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    @Corner Stone: the type of monster who’d also mix massive amounts of ketchup in with the tomato sauce

    and also mix in candy corn and peas with the cheese

  57. 57.

    Yarrow

    November 1, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    @Elizabelle: Trump leaves Friday for his Asia trip. I expect some juicy news to drop once Air Force One is wheels up.

  58. 58.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Heh. Good catch.

  59. 59.

    hueyplong

    November 1, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    @Corner Stone: Thanks for posting the link to the Vanity Fair article in that other thread. The easiest cheer-up for me in these dark times is an account of Trump whining or blaming teammates for a potential loss.

  60. 60.

    NotMax

    November 1, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    Silly.

    Candy corn and peas are for guacamole.

    ;)

  61. 61.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    @TenguPhule: Low bar, but yes.

  62. 62.

    Corner Stone

    November 1, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD): It’s ok. It’s all going to be ok. Just tell us your location and we’ll have some very friendly gentlemen swing by and take you for ice cream or hot cocoa. Whatever you like!

  63. 63.

    Mnemosyne

    November 1, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    @Baud:

    debbie is probably being sardonic, but that definitely stood out.

  64. 64.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    November 1, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    @Corner Stone: like i would actually eat THAT

  65. 65.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    @NotMax:

    Candy corn and peas are for guacamole.

    And guacamole is a lovely diet food.

    You look at it and then find something else to eat.

  66. 66.

    lamh36

    November 1, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    University of Hartford student arrested after allegedly poisoning freshman roommate

    A University of Hartford freshman was arrested this weekend after she allegedly admitted to a series of disturbing acts against her roommate in a confession that was posted to a social media account under her name.

    On Saturday, police took 18-year-old Brianna Brochu into custody on charges of third-degree criminal mischief and second-degree breach of peace, MassLive reports. The arrest comes after an Instagram post was found on her account saying that she spent the past month and a half secretly abusing her roommate. In the post, the freshman allegedly admitted to “putting moldy clam dip in her (roommate’s) lotions, rubbing used tampons on her backpack and putting her toothbrush places where the sun don’t shine.” At one point in the post, her roommate is referred to as “Jamaican Barbie.”

    “I can finally say goodbye to Jamaican Barbie”

    Brochu’s roommate, Jazzy Rowe, posted a video to Facebook in which she said that she’s constantly been sick throughout the school year. She said that her illness began with throat pain that she thought was a cold. After three weeks, the pain was so fierce that she couldn’t speak. Finally, Rowe moved out, and moments after she left her old room, she claims that two resident assistants came up to her and showed her the Brochu’s Instagram post.

    University of Hartford President Greg Woodward issued a statement saying that he has met with Rowe and been in communication with her family. He also said “racism and hatred will not be tolerated on the campus.” Woodward later wrote in a statement that Brochu is no longer a student at the university.

    I am soo mad at this…if everyone dare say that racism will die when the ole foagies of the past finally die off…I just have to read this and roll my damn eyes!

  67. 67.

    Citizen Alan

    November 1, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    HER OWN FUCKING FATHER ENDORSED “BIBLICAL SLAVERY” JUST 2 YEARS AGO!!!!!! JESUS! (/ tries to get heart rate back under control)

  68. 68.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Your probably right. I didn’t catch it in her original comment.

  69. 69.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Economic anxiety?

  70. 70.

    Bobby Thomson

    November 1, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    @dmsilev: Haberman is a partisan hack, not a reporter.

  71. 71.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    HER OWN FUCKING FATHER ENDORSED “BIBLICAL SLAVERY” JUST 2 YEARS AGO!!!!!! JESUS! (/ tries to get heart rate back under control)

    But it would be rude to confront them with their own bad behavior, don’tcha know?

  72. 72.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    Biblical Slavery was the Democrats’ fault.

  73. 73.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    @TenguPhule: Also, for those of us who aren’t insane and do like guacamole, it’s still a very diet-friendly food since it’s low-carb, high in fiber, nutritious, and filling.

    ETA unless you’re on some sort of low-fat diet, to which I ask, why?

  74. 74.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    President Trump projected an air of calm

    Not a shadow or cloud in the sky.

  75. 75.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Baud:

    Biblical Slavery was the Democrats’ fault.

    Everyone knows Hillary was the original snake on the tree.

    Naked, to booty.

  76. 76.

    Bobby Thomson

    November 1, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Patricia Kayden

    : “I think it is disgusting and absurd to suggest that anyone inside of this building would support slavery,” Sanders claimed.

    I can’t help but notice she never denied it.

  77. 77.

    Mnemosyne

    November 1, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @lamh36:

    Holy crap! I’m white and I wouldn’t want to risk being her roommate. Who knows what creepy shit she’d decide to do if I left dishes in the sink or hogged the bathroom too long?

  78. 78.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Baud:

    Not a shadow or cloud in the sky.

    Just utter darkness from the incoming asteroids.

  79. 79.

    Corner Stone

    November 1, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I continue to find it mildly startling that any reporter would consider ‘court stenographer for Donald Trump’ to be a position worth aspiring to.

    MAGA Habs is counting that phat cash from selling an “insider’s account” of the Rise and Fall of Donald Trump.

  80. 80.

    TS

    November 1, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    CNN’s roadblock coverage of TERROR IN NEW YORK is nerving me out, since we have elections next week. It’s Ebola all over again.

    And they will NEVER learn – this is exactly what terrorist organizations want – media coverage – top of the news – scare the US population into imploding. They don’t have to destroy the US – CNN will do it for them.

  81. 81.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Naked, to booty

    That is what naked means.

  82. 82.

    hueyplong

    November 1, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    It’s difficult to imagine a phrase less supportive of Haberman’s tattered credibility than “President Trump projected an air of calm.” Whenthafuck has that ever been a true statement?

  83. 83.

    ThresherK

    November 1, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    @lamh36: This place is four miles from me. I’d like to say “I can’t imagine this (ETA being done by some white student who is then stupid enough to post it on social media)”, but…I easily can.

    I would enjoy adding local knowledge for the Juicers who live farther away from UHfd than I. But I really don’t have much to put on this.

  84. 84.

    Teddys Person

    November 1, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    @lamh36: Psychopath Barbie needs to be charged with assault.

  85. 85.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    @hueyplong: Maybe he was asleep.

  86. 86.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    @Corner Stone: This.

  87. 87.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 1, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    Since everything is the opposite of what Trump says, it’s easy to decipher the true meaning behind this quote:

    “I’m not under investigation, as you know,” Mr. Trump said in a brief telephone call to The Times late Wednesday afternoon. Pointing to the indictment of his former campaign chief, Paul Manafort, the president said, “And even if you look at that, there’s not even a mention of Trump in there. It has nothing to do with us,” Mr. Trump said…

    He is under investigation and it has everything to do with them.

  88. 88.

    ThresherK

    November 1, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: That’s amazing. Is it restored Art Deco, or an original?

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    November 1, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    @hueyplong

    The first three words are unquestionably a true statement.

  90. 90.

    Study pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    November 1, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    @lamh36: Dammit! I can’t think of a movie I’ve seen with him in it that wasn’t better for his presence.

    As The Wife said, is Tom Hanks going to be the next one outed for pulling this crap?

  91. 91.

    chopper

    November 1, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    .@PeterAlexander: “What are President Trump’s flaws?”

    Sanders: “Probably that he has to deal with you guys on a daily basis”

    to be fair, that is pretty funny. apparently even jethrene can throw at least some shade. I mean, I know it’s all a farce, as does the WH press corps, but what kind of stupid question is that to ask? I guess when you know that the answer is going to be either a deflection or a bold-faced lie, may as well just start going stream-of-conscious.

  92. 92.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 1, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    In the category of pointing and mocking, I thought Trump’s hair looked even thinner than usual today.

  93. 93.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 1, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    ETA unless you’re on some sort of low-fat diet, to which I ask, why?

    And everyone needs fat, and avocados are loaded with the good kind

  94. 94.

    Amaranthine RBG

    November 1, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    @ThresherK:
    Opened in 41, long restoration in the 80s. Mural are original, I believe.

    Theater itself is restored, too and they kept the red velvet seats without cupholders: http://www.cityviewphotography.com/

    Sorry, I couldn’t link directly to picture. Just scroll down a page and look for the red velvet seats.

  95. 95.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @MomSense:

    That really is a Mom thing to say!

  96. 96.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Yep! And intentional!

  97. 97.

    japa21

    November 1, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    @chopper: The question was in response to Sanders’ statement yesterday that all leaders have flaws. The mistake the reporter made was equating Trump with being a leader.

  98. 98.

    Yarrow

    November 1, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    This sounds interesting.

    It’s been nearly a year since we elected Donald Trump to our highest political office — and it still sort of seems like a bad dream. But it’s unfortunately all too real: every day Trump manages to sink below himself and continues to push his sexist, racist, radically conservative agenda. It would be easy to become completely discouraged by modern politics, but luckily there are individuals who are doing all they can to resist him and his policies. “She’s the Ticket,” Topic’s upcoming documentary web series, follows five of those people, all of whom are women running for political office.

    “In the immediate aftermath of the 2016 presidential election, the women’s political group EMILY’s List were astonished and deluged when they noticed more and more women were asking for information about how to run for office,” a press release for “She’s the Ticket” details. Between 2015 and 2016, 920 women came to Emily’s List to inquire about being a first-time candidate. In the months since then, that ripple grew to a groundswell with more than 16,000 women having reached out as of July to see how they can run. What we’re seeing is a movement.”

    In six 10-minute episodes, “She’s the Ticket” will explore this movement through the eyes of five women running for office: Stacey Abrams, Laura Moser, Jennifer Carroll Foy, Christine Lui Chen, and Crystal Murillo. Abrams is campaigning to become the next governor of Georgia, while Texas-based Moser is challenging a Republican incumbent in the hopes of representing her district in Congress. Carroll Foy is running for Virginia’s House of Delegates and Chen is making a bid for New Jersey’s state senate. Murillo, meanwhile, is running for city council in her hometown, Aurora, Colorado.

  99. 99.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Should we be worried that his mispronunciation of diversity (“diversery”) might signal a TIA? That was ridiculous. It took him 4 tries to get it right.

  100. 100.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    @chopper:

    That reminds me of Barbara Walter’s favorite question: “If you could be a tree, what kind would you be?”

  101. 101.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 1, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @debbie: Linden.

  102. 102.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @debbie: aspen!

  103. 103.

    Amaranthine RBG

    November 1, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    @debbie:

    I believe that started when Hepburn said in an interview that she was “just and old tree” or something and Walter’s followed up with “what kind of tree?”

  104. 104.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    @debbie: Shoe.

  105. 105.

    Gravenstone

    November 1, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    @germy: A little late now, kids. Your editorial credibility has been garbage for decades (cf. CDS)

  106. 106.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 1, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    @debbie: I’m telling you, he can read but not that well, and he almost never understands what he’s reading _while_ he’s reading it, and it’s been a problem for a long time (compounded by bad vision and vanity), and he’s been faking it by having someone else explain to him what he is about to say or has just said, and that’s why he tries to have Ivanka in every meeting, because he trusts that she won’t lie to him.

  107. 107.

    Yarrow

    November 1, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    he tries to have Ivanka in every meeting, because he trusts that she won’t lie to him.

    If he throws Jared under the bus, as was rumored earlier today, things might get a little awkward.

  108. 108.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 1, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    @MomSense: How is your Indian friend who was sick? I just thought of her when I was watching a Kangana video the other day.

  109. 109.

    Corner Stone

    November 1, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    @Yarrow: Ivanka knows where the bread gets the butter.

  110. 110.

    Kathleen

    November 1, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    @dmsilev: Maggie The Handmaid (OfTrump) keeps pimping that pivot moment.

  111. 111.

    Yarrow

    November 1, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    @Corner Stone: From Russia.

  112. 112.

    lollipopguild

    November 1, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    @Baud: I blame Obama, and Baud.

  113. 113.

    JMG

    November 1, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    If Haberman begged off this assignment, her career at the Times would be over. Its political coverage is deeply corrupt and stupid — too bad for the others doing good work there. BUT, I will say this. He only calls Haberman (and to a lesser extent, Robert Costa at the Post) when he’s very, very depressed. So while the story might be insane bullshit, it’s a real tell.

  114. 114.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    @JMG:

    He only calls Haberman (and to a lesser extent, Robert Costa at the Post) when he’s very, very depressed.

    Good point.

  115. 115.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 1, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Maybe this?

  116. 116.

    different-church-lady

    November 1, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    @Mike J: But hey, you know, Twitter is just what you make of it. Neither good nor bad. Just a tool.

    Or so I’m told over and over and over again.

  117. 117.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    @different-church-lady: no you’re thinking of guns.

  118. 118.

    MomSense

    November 1, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    It spread to her pelvis so no surgical option. She’s undergoing radiation therapy now. It’s so sad. I’m hoping to spend some time with her next week. I’ve been spending so much time with my dad I haven’t had as much time with her lately.

    Fuck fucking cancer.

  119. 119.

    different-church-lady

    November 1, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    @Baud: Who is the “they” in this supposition?

  120. 120.

    different-church-lady

    November 1, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    @Yarrow:

    I asked specific questions. I got vague answers.

    What the hell is vague about “Anything that gives us insane market capitalization is okay by us”?

  121. 121.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    @different-church-lady: The people moving the goal posts.

  122. 122.

    different-church-lady

    November 1, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    @Yarrow: Which Asian countries do we have extradition treaties with?

  123. 123.

    Wapiti

    November 1, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    @Yarrow: Trump leaves Friday for his Asia trip. I expect some juicy news to drop once Air Force One is wheels up.

    Personal admission: I get nervous when Trump leaves the country. If Russia launched their arsenal at us while Air Force One was on the tarmac in Asia, would Trump care enough to respond?

  124. 124.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 1, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    @Wapiti:

    If Russia launched their arsenal at us while Air Force One was on the tarmac in Asia, would Trump care enough to respond?

    Why would Russia do that?

  125. 125.

    Steeplejack

    November 1, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    @debbie:

    [Gigot] went from a “reasonable” moderate to extremist wingnut about 8 or 9 years ago, for a reason I just can’t discern.

    I’m sure it had nothing to do with Rupert Murdoch buying The Wall Street Journal in 2007.

  126. 126.

    Baud

    November 1, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Mercy killing.

  127. 127.

    different-church-lady

    November 1, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I know — why would Putin attack his own territory like that?

  128. 128.

    TenguPhule

    November 1, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    @Wapiti:

    If Russia launched their arsenal at us while Air Force One was on the tarmac in Asia, would Trump care enough to respond?

    Presumably they’d target him first.

  129. 129.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    @Study pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn:
    Man, if Tom Hanks gets accused, that’s a wrap for me.

  130. 130.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    @MomSense:

    ???

  131. 131.

    Mnemosyne

    November 1, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    @Study pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn:

    As The Wife said, is Tom Hanks going to be the next one outed for pulling this crap?

    No, because Tom Hanks is widely (and genuinely) known to be a good guy. Spacey was widely known to be an asshole IRL, though not necessarily the kind of asshole who molests a 14-year-old.

  132. 132.

    randy khan

    November 1, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    @Baud:

    I keep hearing people – people I generally respect – saying that the Dems don’t have a positive platform. It drives me crazy. (I also point out that the Contract for on America wasn’t unveiled until some time in 1994.)

  133. 133.

    lamh36

    November 1, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    @ThresherK: what I am reading from people who have followed it closely and social media folk who have spoken to folks close on the incident…apparently the school made the Jazzy (the young lady who was victimized) sign a gag order and threatened to expel HER if she talked about it!!! It wasn’t until social media picked it up that the school then HAD to do something and couldn’t just let it be swept under the rug.

    It a fairly simple process to change roommates…so somebody at the school dropped the fuq’n ball at some point and this young lady could have been poisoned to death…then of course it’d be the dead Black girl’s word vs the white girl…and we all probably know how those types of situations turn out for the Black person!

  134. 134.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 1, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    @Mnemosyne: The person I keep hearing “good guy” comments about is, of all people, Keanu Reeves. Everyone who’s worked with him seems to really like him. He shows up on time, makes no unreasonable demands, has a good work ethic, is kind and generous to his co-workers. It’s probably kept him working through times when he had a string of flops.

  135. 135.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 1, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I always heard hanks was “kind of weird” but not like gratuitously or meanly.

    @Matt McIrvin: why is that surprising though? He seems like he would be.

  136. 136.

    Wapiti

    November 1, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yeah, I didn’t say it was a rational worry. Still, relying on the Russkies to be the rational players turns my world sideways.

  137. 137.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 1, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    @Wapiti: Honestly, if the Russians nuked us, I’d prefer it if we didn’t retaliate. Go down letting half the world live.

    But the calculus of deterrence is such that you can’t express that thought and be President, or anywhere in the chain of command.

  138. 138.

    Czanne

    November 1, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    Am I the only person who reads Maggie in Mean Girl voice? Because if read with a sarcastic, eye-rolling voice (and the one time I’ve ever heard her in an extended interview, she sounded flatly exasperated, so that’s how I always read her) she’s not at all flattering. She’s always 100% plausibly deniable, but she’s doing what’s called “Grey Rock” in Narcissist Survivor circles: be as flat, boring and non-reactive as a small, grey rock. That’s how she keeps getting these calls.

  139. 139.

    ByRookorbyCrook

    November 1, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    No, because Tom Hanks is widely (and genuinely) known to be a good guy. Spacey was widely known to be an asshole IRL, though not necessarily the kind of asshole who molests a 14-year-old.

    He was known to favor younger men. Seth McFarlane had a bit in Family Guy with baby Stewie crawling across a lobby floor screaming, “Help I’ve just escaped from Kevin Spacey’s basement!” Theater folk have been leery of him for a while.

  140. 140.

    Corner Stone

    November 1, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I always heard hanks was “kind of weird” but not like gratuitously or meanly.

    Two words for you:
    David S. Pumpkins. Any questions?

  141. 141.

    ByRookorbyCrook

    November 1, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    No naked link From Family Guy 2004:

  142. 142.

    Emma

    November 1, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    I don’t understand the shock people feel upon finding out a movie star or a musician or an artist of any kind is less than an upright, moral, nice guy/gal. It’s not as if we haven’t had multiple historical examples showing talent is not character! The problem is the environment that allows them to run out of control for years. Until the powerful moneymakers get stomped on, there will be other Spaceys.

  143. 143.

    Feathers

    November 1, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I worked on a Boston area film set or two 20 or so years ago, and the folks I worked with were ride or die for Mel Gibson. Apparently, when sober he looks after the folks in recovery, hires (hired?) them and created a safe working environment for them. It really doesn’t surprise me that he keeps getting second chances.

  144. 144.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    November 1, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    News reports about a shooting at a WalMart in Colorado.

  145. 145.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    November 1, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    @Emma: I was once in a discussion with a bunch of writers over what in an author’s personal life would make you stop reading them. Ann Perry committed murder and we were fine with that, but a writer had been mean to another writer on line and that was the end of her.

  146. 146.

    Festhers

    November 1, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    @Feathers: just to add: I think it was John Rogers who offered the advice to be extra good to all the baby writers because some of them will become showrunners and be able to offer you consulting gigs when your own career is on the downswing. I think of that every time I hear Mel Gibson has a new gig.

  147. 147.

    Mnemosyne

    November 1, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    @lamh36:

    apparently the school made the Jazzy (the young lady who was victimized) sign a gag order and threatened to expel HER if she talked about it!!! It wasn’t until social media picked it up that the school then HAD to do something and couldn’t just let it be swept under the rug.

    Honestly, that’s almost worse than what the roommate was doing. The school finds out that one roommate is poisoning the other and their reaction is to punish the victim? Yeah, I’d sure feel safe letting my kids go there.

  148. 148.

    Emma

    November 1, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): In a strange sort of way that makes sense. A murder long ago is an abstract. A verbal attack on someone in your professional circle isn’t.

  149. 149.

    MomSense

    November 1, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    @Czanne:

    I read Haberman and Dowd like I’m one of the female sidekicks in Clueless.

    Haberman is so fetch.

  150. 150.

    SgrAstar

    November 1, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    @lamh36: me too. It’s unspeakably vile. I’d like to believe that these cretins are dying off and carrying their toxic, stupid views with them, but this pathetic person is only 18. UGH.

  151. 151.

    Amir Khalid

    November 1, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    @Yarrow:
    Trump is coming to my side of the planet. It’s not going to be pretty. He’s certain to embarrass his country — your country again. Why didn’t you people hide his passport?

  152. 152.

    Gelfling 545

    November 1, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yeah, she’s gone right through racist and into psycho.

  153. 153.

    debbie

    November 1, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    No. He leaves, we change the locks on the White House doors.

  154. 154.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Rachel M says that the #2 lawyer in the Marines has been put in prison at Guantanamo Bay.

    Because, he doesn’t believe that one of the prisoners is getting fair representation and stood up to correct it.

  155. 155.

    Corner Stone

    November 1, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Maybe he’ll get round robin PNG’d and have nowhere to go like that Tom Hanks movie.

  156. 156.

    Corner Stone

    November 1, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    @rikyrah: That whole thing is garbage. If one of the civilian attorneys for the Gitmo defense refuses to return, and forcibly refuses to do so, what then?

  157. 157.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    Racist azz billboard from NJ

    https://twitter.com/KhaledBeydoun/status/925900272223883265

  158. 158.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    THREAD

    Texas Tribune‏Verified account @TexasTribune

    1/ A Russian Facebook page organized a protest in Texas. Then a different Russian page launched the counter-protest. http://trib.it/Q

    https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/925861609628676096

  159. 159.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 1, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    @lamh36: Going by the screaming defensiveness of the twitter replies I would say that one struck a nerve. It never ceases to amaze me how the conservatards don’t get that screaming out person attacks against some one asks a question they don’t like is basically a confession that the other person’s point is true.

  160. 160.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 1, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    @rikyrah: So suddenly the Indians and the Chines are the Other. I thought the Chines were the favored minority because they work hard and don’t talk back to whites.

  161. 161.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    November 1, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    Anne,

    You should just refer to her as “Trump’s spokesperson, Maggie Haberman” or “Trump surrogate, Maggie Haberman”

    Shocking how she’s not “tired” and outraged at Drumpf’s “lies” and “sanctimony”

  162. 162.

    danielx

    November 1, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD):

    Rather not, if it’s all the same to you.

  163. 163.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    November 1, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    @NotMax:

    Spath is a cocksucker who is trying to whitewash the fetid puddle of bubbling shit that these “commissions” are. Somebody needs to bar complaint his bitch ass.

  164. 164.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 10:22 pm

    April Ryan vs. Sasquatch

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/925811251464343552

    https://twitter.com/RedTRaccoon/status/925838541766062083

    https://twitter.com/battletested5/status/925809726071459840

  165. 165.

    zhena gogolia

    November 1, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    @Study pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn:

    No, I’m not expecting this to happen with Tom Hanks.

  166. 166.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    I’m going to say this again..

    THEY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO KILL AMERICAN CITIZENS!!!

    Y’ALL!!!

    The US COMFORT – that huge floating hospital…

    UNTIL LAST WEEK- the boat WAS NOT IN PORT.

    Let me repeat that.

    THE BOOK WAS NOT IN PORT!!!

    DA EVERLOVING PHUCK?!?!?!

  167. 167.

    zhena gogolia

    November 1, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    @Baud:

    Ain’t it the truth.

  168. 168.

    zhena gogolia

    November 1, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    Ooh, you always win the damn thread!

  169. 169.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 1, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    @rikyrah: What is so scary about cricket? I have never been to Edison, although I do have a cousin in NJ. From what I understand Edison in NJ is like Jackson Heights in NYC. So that poster is about ten years too late, scare mongering about evil cricket playing people.

  170. 170.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    ABC News‏Verified account @ABC

    San Juan mayor questions why Republicans abruptly postponed hearing where she was to testify on hurricane impact. http://abcn.ws/2znWCci

  171. 171.

    Lyrebird

    November 1, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @dmsilev: In all fairness, reporters like Haberman and Cilizza may well find it startling that anyone would choose to be a physicist.

    –posted to bring a smile, not to say you’re like them.

  172. 172.

    zhena gogolia

    November 1, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Cricket is scary when you’re trying to watch Inspector Morse or Downton Abbey or Grantchester and you’re expected to sit through an interminable cricket scene without understanding the rules.

  173. 173.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 1, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @zhena gogolia: The cricket scenes in Downton Abbey were dreadful.

    ETA: Actually almost every other test cricket playing country plays the game better than mummy. (Australia, India, SriLanka etc)

  174. 174.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 1, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Cricket is a silly sport. As is baseball (sorry, Mom).

  175. 175.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 1, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I think football is silly. I love cricket and baseball’s OK too.

  176. 176.

    Lyrebird

    November 1, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Totally fair question. I can’t find the news item now, but the Frederick Douglass Family Initiative folks had a pretty awesome response, I hope some of this resurgence of white supremacists brings an even bigger resurgence of interest in their work. Many of Robert E Lee’s own descendants have also had clear and admirable responses to this maladministration.

  177. 177.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 1, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Which football? Association? Rugby Union? Rugby League? American? Australian?

  178. 178.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 1, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: All of them Katie.

  179. 179.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 1, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Then we disagree. Only League is silly.

  180. 180.

    Anne Laurie

    November 2, 2017 at 12:06 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Why didn’t you people hide his passport?

    I’m not sure Trump has a passport. When was he last outside of the country, since he started campaigning? I assume the TSA doesn’t get to barricade Air Force One…

    (Maybe Duerte will be so nice to him, Trump’ll decide to stay in the Philippines. There would be a weird, tragic symmetry to that beleagured nation being the first victim of Gilded Age American expansionism, and the refuge of — hopefully — the last GOP president elected to enforce the second Gilded Age.)

  181. 181.

    J R in WV

    November 2, 2017 at 12:13 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Or that scary Black Muslim Methodist getting elected President. Plus he was a DEMONcrat.

  182. 182.

    Anne Laurie

    November 2, 2017 at 12:16 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I love cricket and baseball’s OK too.

    An expat friend once told me, “You have to remember — cricket was invented in little hamlets where there just wasn’t much to do on the weekends. And every villager hated everyone in all the other hamlets, so day-long games where the participants got to work out their aggression with pads and bats instead of edged weapons were a net social good.”

    Thinking about how baseball took off, it really wasn’t much different, except as the sport took off the ‘little hamlets’ were American cities pitted against each other for media/business supremacy…

  183. 183.

    NorthLeft12

    November 2, 2017 at 12:56 am

    @germy: Lets see if I have this straight. According to the WSJ and RWNJs in general, President Bill Clinton’s behavior in office justified impeachment, yet Deadbeat Donald’s known behavior still warranted the WSJ’s support for election to the Presidency.
    Don’t these people have an ounce of integrity left? Or at least a microgram of self awareness? I am sure they would be able to defend these positions without cracking a smile.

  184. 184.

    Peale

    November 2, 2017 at 8:17 am

    @rikyrah: yep. I am a bit concerned that our side is being played a little too. Too late, though. If the Russians had managed to get, say, Rand Paul elected I might do some kind of “well, he sucks, but in a more normal GOP way”. But they put this monstrosity into power so counter protest away.

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