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Sign up for Trumpcare

by David Anderson|  November 11, 20173:14 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Free Markets Solve Everything, Open Threads, Fuck Yeah!, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue

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Tell your conservative neighbors about these awesome new free market plans that they can sign up. President Trump’s actions this year will make plans a lot cheaper and better for more Americans than the old no good Obamacare plans. Go Trumpcare.

And don’t giggle too hard until December 16th.

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  1. 1.

    Brachiator

    November 11, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Yes! I saw this the other day and mentioned it in a comment. Jimmy read Twitter messages from people congratulating him for finally backing the president.

  2. 2.

    Yarrow

    November 11, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    This is so awesome. Go Jimmy!

  3. 3.

    Duane

    November 11, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    Kimball trolling people with “trumpcare” would be hilarious except those are the type of buffoons that gave us Trump. Not as funny as it initially seems.

  4. 4.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 11, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    @Duane: Since their entire support for Trump is “he makes liberals cry” rubbing it in their faces how petty, stupid and ridiculous they are acting is the only way to get threw.

  5. 5.

    Duane

    November 11, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: you’d think that would work, but their ability to reason is highly suspect.

  6. 6.

    Mike in Pasadena

    November 11, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    Trumpcare! Free markets! Choose an insurance company! None of that Obamacare government healthcare soshalism stuff!

  7. 7.

    RepubAnon

    November 11, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    There’s another TrumpDontCare package – only $10/month! Coverage consists of access to an on-line map showing the Christian Science Reading Rooms in your neighborhood. After all, prayer works!

  8. 8.

    Buskertype

    November 11, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    whatever works man

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