Might as well share the stupid here:
So handy having medical professionals in the family… pic.twitter.com/nxGSeBZd5l
— Betty Cracker (@bettycrackerfl) November 13, 2017
Favorite response so far:
Betty, congratulations on your increasing energy levels and lustrous coat
— Lowkey (@LowkeyTwits) November 13, 2017
Open thread!
aimai
Is her nose wet? I hear that is also a good sign.
Droppy
This may go a long way toward explaining my own distinct lack of worms and my dog’s unusually low blood pressure.
Corner Stone
Personally, I think all these accusations against Roy Moore were planted by the Trump admin. They want us talking about anything else but the indictments that haven’t dropped yet from Mueller! It’s a distraction!
Major Major Major Major
I once mixed up bottles and took my ADD medicine right before bed. Not a tremendously restful night.
Corner Stone
The only problem with Allred presenting another accuser this afternoon is that it needs to be 15 or 20.
Gin & Tonic
@Major Major Major Major: My wife once mixed things up and took an Ambien two hours before an important all-day meeting.
Punch line: she is a pharmacist.
Jeffro
Both the dog and yours truly are taking glucosamine & chondroitin so this truly would not be an issue at the Fro household. Hers come as these little chewy nuggets, though…now I feel like I’m getting the short end of this deal!
Gin & Tonic
Damn, mentioned the name of a medicine.
mai naem mobile
@Corner Stone: nah,I think they were planted by McConnell but didn’t detonate in time for the primary. I think Mueller has this all planned out and is setting up all the dominoes. I think Mueller couldn’t do certain things while Dolt45 was out of town. I think there is stuff that he has to be in town for so that Mueller can observe his reaction.You don’t become head of the FBI by being stupid. You can,however,be a moron and become POTUS.
Redshift
@Corner Stone: Yes, I look forward to self-satisfied tweets from super progressives starting with “while you were distracted by the Roy Moore business…”
Gin & Tonic
@Major Major Major Major: My wife once mixed things up and took an Ambien two hours before an important all-day meeting.
Punch line: she is a pharmacist.
piratedan
@aimai: would also be helpful to know if the tail wagging level is about the same or not…..
CaseyL
I think it would be amazing if the switch made both of you feel terrific. I see you and the boxer trading guilty glances and mutually thinking, “Maybe making the same ‘accident’ once a week wouldn’t be so bad?”
In other news, I hear that Gal Gadot is refusing to make the next Wonder Woman movie if Brett Rattner is still involved in any way, shape or form (despite being fired, he still apparently has some contractual financial connection to the DCU franchise). The more I learn about Ms. Gadot the more she impresses. Not afraid to leverage her stardom for the greater good!
Corner Stone
Oooooo! Another minor as accuser!
different-church-lady
Repeating this from earlier:
Sean Parker unloads on Facebook “exploiting” human psychology
Basically the same thing cigarette manufacturers did with nicotine, except without the literal cancer.
Kay
OMFG we are never going to be rid of him. My theory is that everyone else is wrong (!) and Trump is beholden to Sessions because Sessions knows too much about the Russian connections. Sessions owns Trump, not vice versa.
I’m completely convinced of this. He threw us off the scent because he’s so itty bitty and ass-kissing, but really he’s the one they have to keep inside the (crime) tent! :)
Eric NNY
My former dog was remarkably anxiety free while I got quite buff off her steroids.
Betty Cracker
@CaseyL: Yes, kudos to Gadot. Another satisfying aspect of that story: Gadot wasn’t locked into a multi-film contract like most male stars who’ve done similar movies, so now the producers are probably kicking themselves for that!
different-church-lady
@Redshift:
“…you were completely ignoring the economic angst of the WHITE WORKING CLASS!!1!”
Immanentize
@Kay: I agree. Sessions’ fingerprints are on every aspect of the Russian collusion issue. Papadopoulos meeting, his meetings with the Ambassador, the fact that his trusted aide, Steven Miller, ran Papadopoulos when he was contacting the Russians, his involvement with the Ukranian language change at the convention…. Every bit of it.
Redshift
@Kay: Er, who do they think it’s going to “appoint Sessions back to his old seat”? If they could do that, we wouldn’t be having a special election.
trollhattan
@Corner Stone:
This one’s claiming attempted rape.
Wonder if Trump knew about Moore’s skeevy past and that’s why he backed Strange.
Betty Cracker
@Kay: Wouldn’t it be funny if KKKeebler had the Shitgibbon by the balls? LOL! Doesn’t quite dovetail with the account of Sessions’ describing how humiliating it is to be publicly yelled at by Trump, but maybe that was just smoke to obscure his role as the mastermind! I have no doubt Sessions is a towering intellect compared to Trump. Hmmm. Still, it sure would be convenient to have a non-recused AG who could stymie or end Mueller’s investigation…
feebog
@Kay:
The Sessions scenario has been floated by various pundits for days now. It all supposes that Sessions would be willing to return to the Senate. I would not place a bet on that.
dmsilev
@Kay: How would that even work? Sessions isn’t a Senator any more, he can’t just say ‘I undo my resignation’ or similar. Well, he could say it but it wouldn’t matter. The Senate seat is occupied by Mr Strange, and unless he resigns it will remain his until the special election.
CaseyL
FFS and FSM: Beverly Young Nelson accusing Moore. Just reading about it on Twitter is heartrending.
Brachiator
@Betty Cracker:
She certainly seems to embody Wonder Woman as well as, for example, Robert Downey Jr nailed Iron Man.
And that’s no knock against Wonder Woman emeritus, Lynda Carter.
The Moar You Know
@different-church-lady: I am trying to decide which is worse: cancer or having my mind manipulated for the benefit of anyone who wants to pay chump change to a social media platform with a long track record of utterly irresponsible behavior.
Draw, at the moment.
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
My dog was terrified of thunder, so our vet prescribed valium and told me to just get it filled at a regular pharmacy. The pharmacist read me a list of warnings for Roxie Winsor. I kept saying she’s my dog, and he kept going, saying she shouldn’t drive heavy equipment. Not a problem.
I blogged about what makes for a strong character voice in fiction.
Ridnik Chrome
@trollhattan: Savor the irony of that statement for a moment: a Senate candidate too skeevy for Trump.
Immanentize
@dmsilev: The whole crazy scenario goes like this — First, Roy Moore has to win the election. Second, Moore has to THEN step down (Ha!) or be kicked out of the Senate. That would create an open seat, so Third, the Governor of Alabama would have to dis Strange and appoint Sessions who would have to quit his position at the DOJ. Further, Sessions may not be allowed to come back with all his seniority intact. In other words, it will never happen.
different-church-lady
@The Moar You Know: I’ll bet the mind control is hella easier to fight than the cancer.
Just so I’m clear here, there’s no way in hell I’m putting cigarette manufacturers and Facebook on a 1:1 scale. But dayum, they just are NOT innocent or benign, they have intent.
Major Major Major Major
@different-church-lady: weird headline, considering he’s one of the main guilty parties.
rikyrah
When did Judge Pedophile go to Australia?
Betty Cracker
Wow, this woman who has come forward about Moore is extremely credible. They all are. But seeing her tell her story on TV is powerful as hell. Moore instantly issued a statement invoking his support for aborted babies. He knows what buttons to push.
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): LMAO!
hueyplong
@trollhattan: “Wonder if Trump knew about Moore’s skeevy past and that’s why he backed Strange.”
Really? I would think Trump admired Strange’s ham-handed quashing of the ALA governor’s impeachment for skeevy behavior.
Roger Moore
@trollhattan:
I doubt it. If he knew Moore’s past, it would probably make him think better of him. My gut feeling is that he backed Strange because he was encouraged to by his political advisers, not because he knew squat about either candidate.
lamh36
Wait…saw on CNN, the newest accuser has a yearbook signed by Roy Moore in 1977 to corroborate that he knew her… “to a sweet girl…” w/a Christmas greeting…ugh.
So he was 30!
different-church-lady
@Major Major Major Major: It’s a confession, basically.
trollhattan
@Ridnik Chrome:
It felt weird typing it, I can definitely say.
germy
@Betty Cracker: Takes tremendous courage for these women to step forward. A certain online publication has sent two “reporters” to dig up whatever they can find in their pasts. After they find nothing incriminating they’ll move on to phase two: “Making shit up”
lamh36
Sounds like a threat to me:
different-church-lady
@trollhattan:
Trump doesn’t know anything about anything. One of his advisors might have, and somehow steered Trump away from Moore.
lamh36
Major Major Major Major
@different-church-lady: how convenient for him that he made all his money first.
rikyrah
@Kay:
Of all the people involved in this….
Flynn and Attorney General White Citizens Council KNEW- beyond a shadow of a doubt- THAT EVERYTHING THEY WERE DOING WAS ILLEGAL.
Didn’t we pretty much say, from the beginning, that he wasn’t going anywhere, because he is getting to live out his White Supremacist fantasies, Kay. That’s why he was willing to knowingly break the law.
lamh36
catclub
@rikyrah: I was wondering that, too.
jacy
Cory Gardner just said that if Moore is elected, the Senate should vote to expel him. Pretty soon only the mangiest rats will be left on this ship…
germy
Gin & Tonic
@different-church-lady: A born-again virgin?
lamh36
This is what Moore wrote!
The mofo singed it.. D.A.!!!! If that ain’t a power move…ugh
catclub
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
I wonder how many opioids get prescribed this way.
Elizabelle
The Republican brand.
“Skeevy” is now giving “greedy” a run for its money. WTG, GOP.
Corner Stone
@lamh36: Somebody should beat the shit out of Dean Young and then ask him if he’d still like some trouble.
lamh36
Corner Stone
@catclub:
“Asking for a friend…”
different-church-lady
@lamh36: Ah, so Bill’s doing comedy now.
GregB
@lamh36:
Reminds me of the guy in NH who was bagged for a campaign of racist graffiti written on the outside walls of apartments where immigrants lived.
The kicker was the police matched his writing on his gun permit to the writing on the walls.
Immanentize
@lamh36: I wish a bit that they had waited to produce the yearbook until Moore denied knowing her at all, like he denied ever knowing Ms. Corfman (the 14 year old victim).
SatanicPanic
@lamh36: about as plausible as his Iraq strategy
germy
@rikyrah:
True. His whole life has been leading up to this.
The Mueller unpleasantness and all the poking from people like Al Franken has him worried, though. Sometimes in photos he has a haunted, faraway look, like he’s wondering if he’ll be able to hurt all the people he wants to hurt before the hammer falls on him.
hueyplong
1. He’ll be ok because he said “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays.”
2. Are some of you fantasizing about the Trump administration vetting a white guy?
Amir Khalid
@trollhattan:
Had Trump known about Moore’s skeeviness, he would have endorsed Moore as a kindred spirit. Seriously, though, it’s my suspicion that Trump doesn’t know jack about either Moore or Strange, and that he endorsed Strange only because someone told him that Strange was the party’s preferred man. Trump might be a little sore that he got steered wrong about Strange’s support, but I doubt that after this election he’ll even remember, let alone care, whom he endorsed or why.
Peale
@lamh36: LOL. What do they do when Sessions loses because Alabamans want Moore more?
germy
@lamh36: Kristol writes fan fiction.
Schlemazel
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
You could buy drugs from petmeds.com for about 1/10th the cost of your local Rx so I am not sure the vets advice was really good. Back when I was able to take it I wanted to by my Prozac from them because it would have been less than my co-pay
hueyplong
@germy: Sessions seems like the type who would have spent every day worrying about the details of how a slave revolt would have gone down on his plantation.
Gin & Tonic
@lamh36: Cocktail hour already?
different-church-lady
@Amir Khalid:
Or did he?
Immanentize
@germy:
Sessions is no Spring chicken. He will be 71 in December. Both he and Trump were born in ’46. He may just be losing it all together….
lamh36
I think she went with Allred, because, unlike the other accusers…she had receipts…that yearbook signature WITH THE DATES!!!!!! YALL!!
trollhattan
A whole metric crapton of angry people will be compelled to pretend to boycott a magazine they do not presently read, upon learning of this.
Not as fun as smashing the coffee machine, but still….
Feathers
Saw something a ways back about how the US fights against child marriage abroad but allows it at home. (Kind of like secret accounts and money laundering.). The gist was that there should be a strong push to ban under 18 marriage in the US. I’m all for such a fight, if only to force the Talibangicles out in the open defending it. They have held the moral high ground far too long.
MomSense
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
I kinda want to change my name to Roxie Winsor. That is such a cool name. What would Roxie Winsor do for a living? I got it. Former Vegas showgirl who becomes a private investigator.
schrodingers_cat
OT A feast for the eyes:
Latest musical promo from the upcoming movie, Padmavati. . Sanjay Leela Bhansali, highlights the culture of the desert state of Rajasthan for this movie. In Devdas it was Bengali culture while Bajirao Mastani was set in my ancestral home state of Maharashtra.
SLB’s movies are a feast for the eyes. No one makes Indian textiles and jewelry look as gorgeous as SLB.
Schlemazel
@lamh36:
Proving yet again bloody Bill is wrong about everything
germy
@Immanentize:
I just hope his goose is cooked in time for the holidays.
Major Major Major Major
@MomSense:
I would watch that.
Adam L Silverman
@lamh36: In regard to Bill Kristol: that boy just ain’t right.
Elizabelle
@Immanentize:
Truly. Boom.
FWIW, it’s been rather quiet from Robert Mueller-land, hasn’t it?
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
@Schlemazel: And that says something about Big Pharma and the cost of American health care.
Corner Stone
@MomSense: Would she be played in the TV series by Pam Brown?
germy
@Adam L Silverman: I remember seeing Mr. Kristol on a talk show. This was a few years back, maybe around the time McCain was running for pres.
Bill was asked about bombing Iran. His reaction was odd. He squinted and grinned and hunched up his shoulders. Like a little thrill went through him. I found it distasteful and frankly unwholesome.
trollhattan
@lamh36: @Adam L Silverman:
Among the hilarious aspects is the step count, which is at least four more than Trump could ever follow. Nobody on his staff would dare pitch it.
Major Major Major Major
@Elizabelle: it’s always quiet in Mueller-land, until it isn’t.
Calouste
@lamh36: Also, her allegations seem to be more serious, i.e. attempted rape vs sexual assault. I assume that there are cases we don’t know of yet where Moore raped a girl where they are still working on dotting the i’s.
Btw, how many girls did the perv “date” at the same time?
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
@MomSense: LOL. We inherited Roxie from a friend who died, and she came with that Detroit street dog name. She was unbearably sweet, and I miss her still.
hueyplong
Bill “Always Wrong” Kristol could fuck up a wet dream. If I follow him, his scenario would have Sessions voting to convict, not to impeach.
trollhattan
@germy:
That would be pure holiday gravy.
sheila in nc
@Major Major Major Major:
I would read that! Obviously the first in a series of suspense/mystery novels. Who will be Roxie’s sidekick?
Betty Cracker
@Amir Khalid: Sounds about right to me. In his cringe-worthy rally for Strange before the primary, Trump seemed puzzled that he was backing the candidate who wasn’t popular with the mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers and said, “I might have made a mistake.” What a maroon!
Corner Stone
@Elizabelle: Moore apparently ate quite a bit at the restaurant. He’s stupid and stubborn but even he has to see that there are dozens of people who may come forward and say he paid quite a bit of attention to the young waitress.
Still, it would have been fun.
Amir Khalid
Open thread: I took a baby step in guitar-modding today and fixed The Girl’s loose strap-lock button. All it took was a toothpick and a drop of cyanoacrylate glue.
Immanentize
@Elizabelle: As we like it. When Mueller is quiet, he is hard at work….
MazeDancer
Beverly Young Nelson’s account of Moore’s attack was most moving.
Here’s the full press conference. Her account starts at 8:00
Many women who voted for Trump are going to think, gee, she looks like me.
She also sounded so relieved to be free of the burden of that molester having power over her.
Moore assaulted Ms. Nelson years before he molested Ms. Corfman. So the chances of more women coming forward is high.
Calouste
@lamh36: I’m pretty sure step 4 doesn’t work like that. Didn’t the acting DHS Secratary just go through the confirmation process?
rikyrah
@germy:
You see it too…he’s mad …he should get to hurt the non-White folk uninterrupted.
Major Major Major Major
@sheila in nc: just make sure I don’t write it or the sidekick will be a witch or something.
Schlemazel
@schrodingers_cat:
Absolutely as gorgeous as advertized!
There used to be a decent Indian deli we would eat at & they ran movies all the time, I have to admit I could not understand them. It was more than a language barrier, there were things I assume were culturally significant that I could not comprehend. Many of them looked cheap with a lot of action but others did look beautiful & I feel poorer for not getting them.
lamh36
Schlemazel
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
Yes, it does, and what it says is not kind
Best healthcare in the world . . . for millionaires.
Corner Stone
@Major Major Major Major: It’s got to be a petite stereotyped Asian female computer geek with glasses, doesn’t it? That way when she takes off her glasses and kicks some bad guys’ ass it’s the big reveal.
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
The GOP’s Evolution into a True Fascist, White Nationalist Party Is Inevitable
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/09/the-gops-evolution-into-a-true-fascist-white-natio.html
Schlemazel
@germy:
You saw bloody bill have an orgasm, sorry if you didn’t know that already.
germy
@Amir Khalid: After you’ve learned a bunch of songs, and see how they’re put together, will you be tempted to compose a few of your own?
lamh36
@Elizabelle: I think Mueller is waiting for Chump to get back on US soil. Unlike Chump…I think realizes how bad it would be to US interest for things like that to drop while Chump is actively handling US bidness overseas…
Elizabelle
Incidentally, anything up out of Bowling Green? Hoping there will be some salacious details, eventually, on why Rand Paul was attacked while mowing his own lawn.
The attacker is a former physician with a head injury from a bike accident. I’ve told you, I know of someone who had a personality change and wreck of his life after a bike crash without his helmet. Brain buckets, they’re valuable.
Please let there be more to this story … and I mean, that Rand Paul’s behavior ticked the guy off, for some reason …
Also: do you think NJ’s Robert Menendez’s trial will end in a hung jury? It’s sounding that way. Do they need a unanimous verdict in NJ?
At the very least, it gets his Senate seat to a Democratic governor for a fresh appointment.
Major Major Major Major
@Corner Stone: ugh, but do you really want to court that fan base?
Millard Filmore
@MomSense:
Toward the end of the black-and-white TV era, there was a show along those lines. The star was a beautiful blond (I was too young to know if she was ever a showgirl) private investigator. I think the show was “Honey West”. You would be in good company.
Yeah, here it is:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058814/
schrodingers_cat
@Schlemazel: The Indian film industry is much more prolific than Hollywood so there is a lot of chaff but there are some absolute gems too. The last 10 to 15 or so years has seen a renaissance, in the types of subjects tackled and the technical mastery.
lamh36
I think this is correct…I saw a reporter on MSNBC report that RNC still have folks on the ground in AL, actively canvassing and polling
germy
@trollhattan:
The sound of that fat hissing and crackling in the oven…
I still say I want to see kkkeebler taken into custody by two Black officers. A man and a woman.
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:
Continued:
Mnemosyne
@MomSense:
I think you just kick-started a new mystery series for IOL. I hope she gives you a percentage of the massive profits.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@Jeffro: Putting the pill in the middle of a ball of cheese always looked like fun for the dog, but not sure that would work out for people unless you have the same habit of swallowing large chunks without chewing.
Ruckus
@Adam L Silverman:
I’d say dementia is an issue but Bill K has been this stupid for way too long for that. He’s the anti-journalist, always wrong.
He’s so stupid that he can’t figure out to write with his eyes closed so he has a better chance of getting at least one right.
Felonius Monk
@lamh36: Looks like Trump is not the only moron in town. Sounds like Billy-boy has been smoking crack again.
Mike in DC
@lamh36:
Yeah, that’s going to leave a mark.
Mnemosyne
@sheila in nc:
Her former bouncer, Donald Washington, of course. And they’ll have some ust than runs through the whole series.
The Rock will play him in the movies.
NotMax
@MomSense
“Ahem. My private eyes are up here.”
The Moar You Know
@Amir Khalid: This may become an ongoing issue, I have a few basses where it was. I did not want to end up with a bass made half out of toothpicks and cyanoacrylate – bad for tone. I solved it by heading to the hardware store, getting the same diameter screws as the original strap buttons, but at two inches long. Drilled the hole out to 2″ deep using a 1/16″ drill bit, reinstalled old button with new, stainless steel screws. They haven’t moved for the last several years and I suspect won’t move ever again.
Major Major Major Major
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: It’s bad form to excerpt more than a few paragraphs, you know.
Immanentize
@Ceci n est pas mon nym:
That is exactly why the Heimlich maneuver was invented. Usually at steak restaurants where drinking has occurred….
Elizabelle
@Mnemosyne: And a dog. There has to be a dog in the mix.
Immanentize
@Major Major Major Major:
Maybe even, illegal!
Gin & Tonic
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Um, fair use?
catclub
@lamh36: I am interested in what the rules are for the election. Is 50%+1 majority required or a plurality, in order to win?
If it is 50%+1 then I would guess there will be a write-in campaign and then the votes will go about55% GOP and 45% for the Democrat.
But I have hopes that plurality is enough. It is usually only in a primary that 50% is required to win the whole thing. And then the write-in campaign would only help the Democrat.
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@Major Major Major Major:
It’s one of the best articles I’ve read yet on the nature of the modern GOP and the danger we face as a nation. I didn’t excerpt all of it. One of the biggest problems it discusses is the voter suppression.
rikyrah
Republicans take church politicking bill in a radical direction
11/13/17 12:53 PM
By Steve Benen
…………………………………………
Let’s unpack this a bit. Under current law, tax-exempt houses of worship that engage in partisan political activities risk losing their tax exemption. Under the initial Republican plan, the law would be changed to allow ministries to intervene in elections and keep their tax-exempt status anyway.
Under the latest GOP proposal, which passed the House Ways and Means Committee on Thursday, all tax-exempt groups – houses of worship, universities and other educational organizations, charities, publications, etc. – could engage in partisan politicking without fear of punishment from the IRS.
In other words, every U.S. non-profit that is now, by law, non-partisan could start endorsing candidates, aligning with super PACs, contributing to political parties, etc.
Faced with a controversy over their efforts to repeal the Johnson Amendment, Republicans managed to make their effort quite a bit more radical.
And why should anyone care whether every tax-exempt entity starts getting involved in partisan politics? Because as we discussed over the summer, the consequences have the potential to be dramatic.
Imagine the campaign-finance mess that would exist if parties, candidates, and PACs could funnel campaign donations through tax-exempt entities, free of oversight.
For that matter, imagine if a foreign government, eager to secretly help put a specific candidate in power, decided to start funneling money to specific non-profit organizations – including churches – knowing that those entities would in turn use the resources to support that candidate. The 501(c)3 groups would never have to disclose any of this, and the public would be kept in the dark.
The GOP proposal fixes a problem that doesn’t exist. There’s no public demand for such a change, and there’s no reason to create this campaign-finance nightmare.
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@Gin & Tonic:
It’s from the link at comment 104.
Amir Khalid
@germy:
I just might. That would be interesting to try. But right now I have no idea what to write about.
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
Well, before your time there was Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) (a/k/a My Partner the Ghost).
;)
Major Major Major Major
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:
No, but you did excerpt what I’m assuming is more than ~10%, possibly the heart of the work, and on a for-profit blog. There are legal issues.
different-church-lady
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Didactic moment: by definition it is impossible to excerpt all of something. ;-)
Major Major Major Major
@NotMax: That looks terrible.
@different-church-lady: If you want to get very technical, a thing is a subset of itself…
Gin & Tonic
@catclub: Write-in votes go to that candidate. So if, say, Luther Strange gets 5%. Roy Moore get 47% and Doug Jones gets 48%, say hello to Senator Jones.
Mnemosyne
@rikyrah:
I gotta disagree with Steve about this part. What better way to hide illegal contributions from Russia than by burying them in a haystack and daring regulators to find them?
MCA1
Betty, you owe yourself a break from front-paging on Cole’s blog. The demands of the position clearly can grind down even the best. Take a day or two off, before you find yourself mopping in the buff and hallucinating about misplaced jars of mustard.
rikyrah
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:
thanks for this article. Will share it.
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@Major Major Major Major:
I didn’t even think about that
Mnemosyne
@Elizabelle:
I vote for a dachshund. They look comical and adorable, but they’re vicious beasts at heart.
Gin & Tonic
@Major Major Major Major: Just not a proper subset.
Elizabelle
Watching a Keurig commercial on CNN, on in background.
Pundit panel just said no way, no how Roy Moore is ever going to be suing the WaPost for its original story. That it is well crafted and “bullet proof.”
lamh36
So Roy Moore’s statement focused on Gloria Allred and her stance on Roe vs Wade…no DIRECT “I don’t know that woman”
uh..huh…smart people know and will see this as the fake out it is!
Gin & Tonic
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Which is why I raised the topic of “fair use.”
Mnemosyne
@lamh36:
He’s playing the card that will get the fundamentalists to vote for him, though — since no crime in the whole world is worse than abortion, they have to vote for him, because a serial pedophile is more morally upright than an abortionist.
I would call it a dogwhistle, but it’s more like a foghorn.
Elizabelle
@Mnemosyne: Very portable too. Bred to insinuate themselves into tight spaces. And possibly bilingual. Photogenic. Look good in sweaters …
Dachshunds rule.
MCA1
@Calouste: Not only that, but he kinda skipped that whole part about impeachment starting in the House.
Major Major Major Major
@Gin & Tonic: Does this all mean that
is an excerpt of every article ever published?
catclub
@rikyrah:
Sounds just like voter ID laws, so a winner as far as the GOP is concerned.
The key point to me is that 501(c)3 corps DO have to list their large donors (there is a test for whether donors are listed in the tax [information] form), but churches typically do not have to. One wonders which way the present amendment tilts.
Mnemosyne
@Elizabelle:
It echoes the persona of the detective: looks sweet and harmless, but it has sharp teeth and never gives up.
I hope IOL is keeping notes!
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@Elizabelle:
I don’t think Roy Moore gives a shit about the law or how well-crafted the WaPo piece is as an example of good journalism. Every indication to me is that he is a defiant authoritarian asshole. I’m glad all of this pedophile stuff came out about him, otherwise in 4-8 years that Christo-fascist would have a real shot at becoming President. If Trump could do it… and we know the future of the GOP is Roy Moore. He strikes me as the sort who would love to have his enemies killed.
catclub
@lamh36:
one is reminded of what Adlai Stevenson said when told all the smart people would be voting for him. “But madam, I need a majority”
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
While never aspiring to rise above Grade B material, at the time it was kind of fun, possessing a tongue in cheekiness which permeated throughout. Probably doesn’t hold up well almost 50 years later, though.
lamh36
Cornyn withdraws his endorsement
“If true…”
https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/930181086956736512
Gin & Tonic
@Major Major Major Major: Yes.
Major Major Major Major
@NotMax: It reminds me of one of the fake TV shows at the end of an episode of the last season of Community.
@Gin & Tonic: I’m fully aware of that.
Schlemazel
@Gin & Tonic:
Are you sure? Some former slave states have a 50+1 system where there is a run off if no candidate gets 50%+. It was an effective tool for keeping whites in power. I don’t know it Assabama is one of them & if it holds true for this election.
Bill Arnold
@lamh36:
I read that as an at-least-slightly-amusing joke. (due to the number of steps.) It was not?
lamh36
Not really strange, IMHO…racism always wins out…and to be clear…it’s Alabama…racism plays ALOT into their politics…IMHO
ETA: Or something as basic as “us vs those people”
HeleninEire
Just got back from seeing Murder on the Orient Express. The movie was fine, but the real experience was the theatre. Stellatheatre.ie. It originally opened in the 1920’s and was closed for years. Just went through a major renovation that brought back the splendor of that time. Absolutely beautiful. They have footstools that open up to hold your coat and bag. You then sit back, put your feet up and enjoy the show.
And get this: you can also purchase a couch or a bed. Yeah that’s right. You can lay in bed and watch the show.
Also, too, cocktails. Delivered to your seat.
Schlemazel
@Elizabelle:
I wish he would sue! Any halfway decent lawyer would LUV discovery and having the fat pig under oath during the depositions.
ruemara
@MomSense: I’d read that book.
Major Major Major Major
@Gin & Tonic: @Major Major Major Major: Also proof 1 is lame.
Gin & Tonic
@Schlemazel: No, I don’t know for sure. I’m uninformed and too lazy to look it up, so I make up an authoritative-sounding answer and state it as fact. Just like most people here.
lamh36
NotMax
@Schlemazel
The election upcoming is a run-off.
prostratedragon
@different-church-lady: Possibly apropo:
Among other things. The accompanying video is worth a look.
Gin & Tonic
@Major Major Major Major: Well, sure. That’s why they call it “vacuously true.”
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@lamh36:
Wonder what skeletons Cruz has in his closet?
lamh36
someone on MSNBC was saying the only person who Republicans think can talk Moore into dropping out is Chummp…
BWAHAHAHAH…what…all Moore is gonna say is “how is this creepster in chief, gonna ask ME to drop out”…
Major Major Major Major
@Schlemazel: I saw an interview with Nate Cohn where the whole thing was assuming the candidate with a plurality wins, he ought to know.
@Gin & Tonic: I always hated it.
Elizabelle
@HeleninEire: Wow, that sounds great. Would love to take in a film in that theatre.
With a bracing martini, or a manhattan. Something classic.
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
@Mnemosyne: You all are so helpful.
rikyrah
@HeleninEire:
Wow…sounds like a great experience.
Peanut got to see the movie before I did…She liked it.
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
@HeleninEire: Did they change the plot? I always hesitate over a retelling when the outcome of the original depended on a twist/reveal.
NotMax
@HeleninEire
One movie theater here at one time didn’t have rows of individual seats in the balcony. Rather, strategically scattered loveseats.
Elizabelle
Some woman on CNN just suggested that Luther Strange resign his seat, setting up a different election date. Don’t know what that would do.
Think she’s a journalist. Stop helping the Republicans, pundits.
And why do we never, ever hear the name “Doug Jones” in any of this? Listen for it.
schrodingers_cat
@HeleninEire: One of my favorite Christies, the original movie adaptation is pretty good too. I hate the Masterpiece, David Suchet version.
geg6
@Elizabelle:
The jury said they couldn’t come to a unanimous verdict on any charges. I think this is a federal jury, but could be wrong. Anyway, the judge told them to go home and get a good night’s sleep and try again tomorrow.
sheila in nc
@lamh36:
Also, I sometimes wonder how much of what we see and read even crosses the radar of the average Fox Noise viewer. For some of these behaviors, I bet Fox simply doesn’t say anything about them. Maybe they never even heard about the whole trolling the teenage beauty pageant dressing room thing…
Just One More Canuck
Do you have a strong urge to chase squirrels?
Mnemosyne
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
We’re here to help! ? When do you start writing the first book in the series?
Research trips to Vegas will be required, of course. You’re welcome.
Elizabelle
mistermix up with a fresh thread.
Love the title: Oops, he did it again.
LOL.
randy khan
@Immanentize:
Well, it’s probably more likely than the Hillary-becomes-POTUS scenario, if not by much.
randy khan
@lamh36:
My God – Kristol has a sense of humor! I’d never have guessed
burnspbesq
Mattel is trying to recover from the disaster that was Man-Bun Ken by introducing the first hijabi Barbie, modeled after Duke grad and Olympic fencing medalist Ibtihaj Muhammad (who, if she weren’t cool enough already, is also a Jersey Girl).
You go, Ibby.
Timurid
Ladies and gentlemen, today’s dump.
burnspbesq
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:
Too old. The guy you want to lose sleep over is Tom Cotton.
randy khan
@Elizabelle:
I’m pretty confident a unanimous jury is required to convict Menendez. Even if he is convicted, I think it’s unlikely he could be forced out of the Senate before the turnover in the Governor’s seat in New Jersey.
NotMax
@Mnemosyne
If it weren’t already taken by the late celebrated Vegas choreographer, Fluff LeCoque, P.I. would be a kickbutt title.
lamh36
Ever notice how when media wants to do “both sides” headlines on this Roy Moore story, they bring up Bill Clinton’s accusers…but conveniently NEVER seem to bring up Anita Hill and Clarence Thomas. Sitting SCOTUS accused of sexual harrassment?
Major Major Major Major
@Mnemosyne: We should open a shared account on Pathfork and do it there ?
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
Realize your reason to decide on that name but still initially flash on the supermarket chain each time I see it.
;)
HeleninEire
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): No. I thought they might change the ending because everyone knows whodunit. But they didn’t.
HeleninEire
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): Also, the last line in the movie is FABULOUS. Wait for it!
germy
Humdog
@Corner Stone: I see a large man sidekick, who keeps the P.I. office running like clockwork, looks menacing, but who eschews violence. Roxie kicks butt on her own.
Funny the different projections..
Corner Stone
@Humdog: Roxie takes care of her own business, natch. They could have a male office manager as you describe. But I still see a non-assuming sidekick/partner that brings the surprise when needed but generally just outsmarts everyone. I am also picture a retro or throwback timeframe. Back when the mob not only owned c@sin0s but also enforced some bad shit on the streets. Showgirls Roxie knows go missing – either dead or in hiding from something they’ve seen. That kind of thing.
Schlemazel
@Gin & Tonic:
Thats OK, I didn’t know either & why I asked. hope you are right.
And, just like that!
@NotMax: THANKS!
Gelfling 545
@hueyplong: Aha. But that shows the true cleverness of the plan! No one would be expecting it! Seriously, if one can use the term in this context, it reads like an Underpants Gnome plot.
FlipYrWhig
@lamh36: Nor do they bring up Vitter.
J R in WV
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
My wife takes a medication, has for years, to help her. The co-pay was $500 for a 90 day supply using her crummy Medicare supplemental. She mentioned the high cost to the prescribing doctor who works at a non-profit health co-op on salary, and he told her to check the cash price at the co-op pharmacy. Their cash price was $50 for a 90 day supply.
You know the co-op was making a little on that sale to pay the pharmacy employees, utilities, etc.
Who was making the insurance payment + $450 for that script when she paid the $500 co-pay at our commercial pharmacy at the big box store??? That’s a lot of money for a disabled retired person. Like us.
Betty, so glad no one has to worry too much about the pill swap!! Friend is OK, dog is happy, all is well. Coat is shiny, tails are wagging. Pretty hilarious.
Peale
@rikyrah: Yes, there was a problem. You see, the leaders of evangelical churches would like to become rich taking money from Billionaires. But that leaves out too many non-church leaders from that gravy train. Sure, they can pay themselves handsomely, but at some point the non-profit ratings agencies notice. Under this law, the wingnut wealth is more evenly distributed.
J R in WV
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:
Actually, no evolution is needed. They’ve been majority racist fascists at least since 2008, and many of them for longer than that!
Jeffro
@different-church-lady:
Comedy or crack, take your pick.
Jeffro
@burnspbesq:
With Joni Ernst as VP. Same exact mentality, 110%
MomSense
Oh my! My Vegas showgirl Roxie is a big hit. Could be a lot of fun. Has balloon-juice ever crowd written a novella before?
Let’s use M4’s website to write it!
Elizabelle
@MomSense: I like that idea. Why not?
zhena gogolia
@schrodingers_cat:
Really? Why? I thought that was a superb version.
WaterGirl
@MomSense: Speaking of which, what ever happened after you met with the person about your book?
Fair Economist
@MazeDancer:
It was obvious from the description of Moore molesting Ms. Corfman that he was an experienced molester.
MomSense
@WaterGirl:
She’s coming back from a trip this week. We’ll meet and then hopefully find an illustrator.
Steve
@Millard Filmore: The wonderful Anne Francis . Honey West was a spinoff from ‘Burke’s Law’ Starring Gene Barry as a millionaire police Captain.. Yeah, it’s as bad/good 50’s/60’s as you could imagine.. He’s no Mannix, but a nice guilty pleasure..