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Small Acts of Genius

by John Cole|  November 13, 201710:02 am| 24 Comments

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Apparently the folks at the Daily Show made a chrome extension called “Make Trump tweets Eight Again” that add a special touch to all of his tweets:

Heh.

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24Comments

  1. 1.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 13, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Trigger warning please, do not want to see the photo of the squinty orange one in the morning.

  2. 2.

    Doug R

    November 13, 2017 at 10:15 am

    I have it on one of my computers. I have an extension that replaces pictures of trump with kittens on this one.

  3. 3.

    Joe Falco

    November 13, 2017 at 10:24 am

    I’m suddenly reminded of Camp Granada by Allan Sherman with the font being used. I’m going take a look at the lyrics and see how I can turn it into a Trump parody.

  4. 4.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 13, 2017 at 10:28 am

    @Doug R: that extension is the best.

    I’m glad that novelty chrome extensions are a thing now.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    November 13, 2017 at 10:29 am

    OT:

    Bummer, man. Thought yesterday and the day before it was the sinuses enjoying one of their periodic forays into red alert. Am now certain coming down with something – first time in maybe 20 years.

    No fever to speak of. Throat raw, raw, raw. Chest and head more congested than the Holland Tunnel on Walk Your Pet Snail To New Jersey Day. Sleep possible only in snatches, a half hour here, an hour there before coughing/choking commences again.

    This too shall pass. Fortunately, keep a more than ample supply of tissues in the abode.

  6. 6.

    rikyrah

    November 13, 2017 at 10:29 am

    that was funny

  7. 7.

    Mike in NC

    November 13, 2017 at 10:31 am

    Didn’t somebody say that most of Trump’s tweets are actually written by some guy named Scavino, I believe? Used to work at Trump Tower as a janitor or whatever? Trump only hires the best (or the cheapest, as it turns out).

  8. 8.

    Aleta

    November 13, 2017 at 10:46 am

    I could go for an app that just did Blah blah, America, blah blah blah.

  9. 9.

    kindness

    November 13, 2017 at 10:49 am

    That is funny. Trevor isn’t Jon Stewart but I do love the guy & his crew.

  10. 10.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 13, 2017 at 10:51 am

    @kindness: Stewart’s post-partisan smugness was exhausting by the end.

  11. 11.

    Betty Cracker

    November 13, 2017 at 11:00 am

    @Major Major Major Major: It sure was! IMO, Stewart did his best work when he lampooned Fox News.

  12. 12.

    Just One More Canuck

    November 13, 2017 at 11:10 am

    @NotMax: Hope you feel better soon. My wife has had those same symptoms off and on (except the coughing, which always seems to be on) since September.

  13. 13.

    geg6

    November 13, 2017 at 11:22 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Gawd yes. Couldn’t stand him and never understood why anyone did. Now Colbert? That’s a whole other story.

  14. 14.

    geg6

    November 13, 2017 at 11:23 am

    @Just One More Canuck:

    If it’s like the sickness that was going around my office about a month ago, you’re in for it. Nasty bug, whatever it is. So far, I’ve dodged that bullet. But, working in higher ed, I won’t dodge it forever.

  15. 15.

    Amaranthine RBG

    November 13, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Why in the world didn’t Comedy Central replace Stewart with some pre-recorded policy speeches from Hillary Clinton?

    Ratings bonanza!

  16. 16.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 13, 2017 at 11:31 am

    @geg6: Colbert was genius.

    ETA Stewart was a breath of fresh air when he first came on, but it had more to do with timing and political inclination than any earth-shattering talent.

  17. 17.

    geg6

    November 13, 2017 at 11:46 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I tried to watch Stewart, but I just couldn’t stand his shtick. And his both siderism was just infuriating and, IMHO, the precursor to the idiocy that became Wilmerism. That horrifically stupid rally for whatever that he threw in the midst of the Tea Party furor was so self-congratulatory and gross, I just wanted to throttle him. Turned me off him completely. I can look at and listen to him about as long as I can Wilmer and Dolt45. Which is about 3 seconds before it’s CLICK with the remote.

  18. 18.

    Brachiator

    November 13, 2017 at 11:49 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Stewart was a breath of fresh air when he first came on, but it had more to do with timing and political inclination than any earth-shattering talent.

    I liked both Colbert and Stewart. Like Colbert more now that he is being more direct. Love Trevor Noah.

    Good time for sharp satire.

  19. 19.

    Elizabelle

    November 13, 2017 at 11:55 am

    @NotMax: Hope you feel better soon. Rest up.

  20. 20.

    bystander

    November 13, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    @geg6: Same here, but I add in Donna Brazile to the no-fly list.

  21. 21.

    J R in WV

    November 13, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Love the idea, wish it could be a Firefox plug in. Infantalize the bastard!

  22. 22.

    rp

    November 13, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    Stewart is a good comedian and host, but his true genius was finding other really talented people and giving them a platform: Colbert, Carrell, Oliver, Lewis Black, Wyatt Cenac, Samantha Bee, Ed Helms, Rob Cordry, Demetri Martin, Aasif Mandvi, Larry Wilmore, etc.

  23. 23.

    Joe Falco

    November 13, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    Back with an incomplete song but I got other stuff to do:

    Hello Ivanka, Hello Melania
    Here I am at Camp
    with Duterte and winning bigot
    He says we can shoot protesters very shortly

    I went golfing with Shinzo Abe
    We talked about that one bad hombre
    in North Korea and shooting missles
    Why can’t samurai cut them down with their muscles?

    All the leaders lives me so,
    unlike Obama, I’m in the know
    To get the best deals at trade summits,
    blame the US and give China lots of credit

    Now I don’t want fancy burgers,
    just a fried pie and quarter pounders.
    These state dinners have too much drama
    at least I got a steak when I ate in China

  24. 24.

    bluefish

    November 13, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Trump’s tweets, when he’s gone soft cone, are very Dear Diary.

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