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No One Could Have Predicted- Keystone Pipeline Edition

by John Cole|  November 16, 20176:33 pm| 137 Comments

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It never ends:

The Keystone pipeline running from Canada across the Great Plains leaked Thursday morning, spilling about 5,000 barrels of oil — or 210,000 gallons — southeast of the small town of Amherst in northeast South Dakota.

The spill comes just days before a crucial decision next Monday by the Public Service Commission in Nebraska over whether to grant a permit for a new, long-delayed sister pipeline called Keystone XL, which has been mired in controversy for several years. Both are owned by Calgary-based TransCanada.

Over and over and over again, experts warn us that something is a bad idea, we ignore them, then shit blow up. And we never learn and nothing ever changes.

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  1. 1.

    mai naem mobile

    November 16, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Like Rand Paul said shit happens. So sad if it happens to you and you don’t have the money and resources to go after the corporation who screwed yoi.

  2. 2.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 16, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    On the plus side, this disaster spares us from another thousand navel-gazing posts

  3. 3.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 16, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Isn’t lint fascinating?

  4. 4.

    Jeffro

    November 16, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    “We” don’t ignore them. The greedheads do.

  5. 5.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Over and over and over again, experts warn us that something is a bad idea, we ignore them, then shit blow up. And we never learn and nothing ever changes.

    Reagan. Bush. Bush II. Trump.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  6. 6.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Always the optimist, eh?

  7. 7.

    Cacti

    November 16, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    Remember, no difference between D’s and R’s.

  8. 8.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    @Cacti: The ground was obviously asking for it the way it was dressed all in green.

  9. 9.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 16, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: thankfully I was in bargaining and all day and missed it, but the posts I scrolled through were largely ridiculous. And it’s just great when posters we have never before show up just to trash Democrats who are accused of doing something far less bad than our president and a number of other republicans.

  10. 10.

    Cacti

    November 16, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    I blame Al Franken.

  11. 11.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 16, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    Bernie would’ve shut it down!

  12. 12.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    @Cacti:

    I blame Al Franken.

    I believe the pipe.

  13. 13.

    cmorenc

    November 16, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    But the 210k gallons only leaked a few ounces at a time and would have had no effect if the ounces hadntbeen in such a darn hurry

  14. 14.

    BLG

    November 16, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    I hope like hell that it wasn’t sabotage. That’s the quickest way to TOTALLY undermine any hope of convincing the general public about the risks involved in these things.

  15. 15.

    Trollhattan

    November 16, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    All pipelines leak, eventually. Cost of doing bidnez and all. Fvck this Canadian goo.

  16. 16.

    Davebo

    November 16, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    Look at it this way. It was < a million quarts!

  17. 17.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    November 16, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    A storage tank’s leaking
    It’s about to explode
    Why evacuate
    When you can watch the fun

    Nothing happens here
    Get out the lawn chairs
    We’ll drink pink lemonade
    And watch Martinez burn

    Cesspools
    In Eden
    Oozing away
    Cesspools in Eden
    Leak by the day

  18. 18.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 16, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    I feel frustrated for the Native Americans who fought so hard at Standing Rock against that pipeline. They were right and this pipeline should never have been built in the first place. Clean water is not an unlimited resource.

  19. 19.

    Jack Canuck

    November 16, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    If it’s a real leak, the Earth has ways of just shutting these things down. Right?

  20. 20.

    Cacti

    November 16, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    I believe the pipe.

    All pipes should be believed.

  21. 21.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 16, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    I believe the pipe.

    Well played.

  22. 22.

    Foofa

    November 16, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    Who you callin’ “we” Kemo Sabe?

  23. 23.

    Davebo

    November 16, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    On the bright side, Jose Altuve named AL MVP showing that I should have practiced baseball more even though I’m only 5’8″.

  24. 24.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 16, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    @Cacti:

    All pipes should be believed.

    Well played also.

  25. 25.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 16, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    also in other news, too, also, it sounds like Jared is going to have to ask his dad for an advance on his inheritance to pay for more lawyers

    Kyle Cheney‏Verified account @ kyledcheney
    NEW: Senate investigators say KUSHNER was copied on Sept. 2016 emails about Wikileaks and one about a “Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite.”

    Ronald Klain‏Verified account @ RonaldKlain
    Jared. It has always been Jared. It is always Jared. Worked with Cambridge Analytica, At the Trump Tower mtg. Pushed Flynn in. Pushed Comey out. Jared, Jared, Jared.

  26. 26.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    November 16, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    You know, it’s just too damned bad that people who thought something like this might happen never bothered to speak up about it before this got built, right? I mean, shit, how could anybody have known this might happen if the people who could have warned us never said anything about it? You know? They could have done something like, oh, I don’t know, maybe held a months long protest wherein they told us about the risks. Too bad none of that ever happened.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 16, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    @Cacti:
    @Steve in the ATL:

    Ceci n’est pas une pipe.

  28. 28.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 16, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: winner winner chicken dinner

  29. 29.

    ruemara

    November 16, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    This may seem premature, but I think we did something that might have pissed off the Powers That Be.

  30. 30.

    Yarrow

    November 16, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    Did everyone call their Senators today about the tax bill?

  31. 31.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    November 16, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    @ruemara: Who are the PTB and what was that?

  32. 32.

    Wjs

    November 16, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    Charlie Pierce is now on aneurysm watch…

  33. 33.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    @ruemara:

    This may seem premature, but I think we did something that might have pissed off the Powers That Be.

    I think it was because we were starting to feel hopeful and happy yesterday.

  34. 34.

    Roger Moore

    November 16, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    it sounds like Jared is going to have to ask his dad for an advance on his inheritance to pay for more lawyers

    Let’s hope he’s forced to ask for advice on surviving prison.

  35. 35.

    Baud

    November 16, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    @Wjs: Keystone, Franken, or Tax Bill?

  36. 36.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    At the Trump Tower mtg. Pushed Flynn in. Pushed Comey out. Jared, Jared, Jared.

    And you shake him all about. That’s what its all about.

  37. 37.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    @Baud: Yes.

  38. 38.

    jl

    November 16, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    Rick Perry, current Secty of Energy, would say pray to God, and we can only hope it doesn’t happen again.
    So, there you go. Problem solved. You are welcome.

  39. 39.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 16, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    @jl: Glad that’s taken care of; so just prayers, no thoughts?

  40. 40.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 16, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    @Roger Moore: “You find the biggest, toughest, meanest-looking sonofabitch in the yard, and you ask him if his mother would like a nice house and a Mercedes. Maybe throw in an above-ground pool. But if he asks for in-ground, find the next two toughest looking sons of bitches, one ranch house and a Buick each. No more fucking pools.

    And NO TOUCHING!”

    I wonder if we could crowd fund Jessica Walters to play Mother Kushner during the trial. I bet CNN would fall for it for at least a week. Trump for two.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    November 16, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: It’s Rick Perry. No thoughts.

  42. 42.

    khead

    November 16, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    I agree with the person on Twitter who said Cole should quit watching HGTV. Before he has a rage stroke over some dumbass couple and their master bathroom..

  43. 43.

    ruemara

    November 16, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: I’m pretty sure it’s Loki and it might be thinking we could be happy.

  44. 44.

    Roger Moore

    November 16, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    so just prayers, no thoughts?

    Asking for thoughts from Rick Perry is allowing optimism to overcome experience.

  45. 45.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 16, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    @Baud:
    @Roger Moore: But, but…smart guy glasses.

  46. 46.

    matt

    November 16, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    @Davebo: Think of all the oil that didn’t leak!

  47. 47.

    ET

    November 16, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Since this was bound to happen, glad it happened in a red state.

  48. 48.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 16, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    @matt:

    Think of all the oil that didn’t leak!

    Our prayers have been answered, praise Jesus!

  49. 49.

    Baud

    November 16, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    @ET: Are there any blue states it could have happened in?

  50. 50.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 16, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    @Roger Moore: Jared will never see the inside of a prison cell. Take that to the bank.

    He’s so obviously careless with his filings because he knows there will be no consequences – if shit really does hit the fan, he gets a pardon.

  51. 51.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    Edit: removed as doubts about humor

  52. 52.

    Mike J

    November 16, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    America’s Rifle in the news again.

  53. 53.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Jared will never see the inside of a prison cell. Take that to the bank.

    Technically, a CIA blacksite isn’t a prison.

  54. 54.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 16, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    @TenguPhule: Jared will never spend a day incarcerated by anyone anywhere. Better?

    Neither will Donald.

  55. 55.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    @Baud: Nevada.

  56. 56.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: The only reason I’m not willing to bet against you is that morgues don’t qualify as prisons either.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    November 16, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    @TenguPhule: Thanks.

  58. 58.

    Roger Moore

    November 16, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Jared will never see the inside of a prison cell. Take that to the bank.

    He’s so obviously careless with his filings because he knows there will be no consequences – if shit really does hit the fan, he gets a pardon.

    Maybe not a federal prison, but I bet NY AG Schneiderman has a whole list of indictable offenses under state law lined up for if/when he gets pardoned. I’d also want to see what the statute of limitations is on the fraud charged he bought his way out of with Cy Vance.

  59. 59.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 16, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    @Baud: ISTR the proposed pipeline was supposed to go through several.

  60. 60.

    debbie

    November 16, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Can you be so sure? Bernie Madoff’s in there for almost eternity.

  61. 61.

    eclare

    November 16, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Baud: The thread is won.

  62. 62.

    ruemara

    November 16, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I rarely do this, but I don’t think they’ll live long and happily with what they’ve stolen. There’s a level of criminal that the world will accept and then there’s this. Eventually, you have to pay the piper.

  63. 63.

    chopper

    November 16, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    @Jack Canuck:

    perfect.

  64. 64.

    Skepticat

    November 16, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: The fact that there are no thoughts might be a factor in the problem.

  65. 65.

    raven

    November 16, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    What happened with the cat?

  66. 66.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 16, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    @debbie: Bernie Madoff wasn’t the son-in-law of the President of the US.

  67. 67.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 16, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: A small spur would go into Illinois, other than that ND, SK, MT, NB, IO, OK, TX; all red states.

    ETA: KS and AS too.

  68. 68.

    chopper

    November 16, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    “and miraculously, the oil leaked for eight days”

  69. 69.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    November 16, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    @ruemara:
    Very true.

  70. 70.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Speaking of Nobody could have predicted:

    The accusations of sexual harassment against Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) have led to an official ethics investigation, to colleagues returning his generous campaign donations, and to calls for his resignation from once-supportive progressives.

    And it has all happened at the start of a tax-cut fight that Franken was supposed to help lead.

    The Democrats’ multilevel campaign to stop Republican-backed tax cuts, which has included ad buys, news conferences and activist pressure, was dealt a blow by Franken essentially being forced to take the bench. The senator had taken an increased, unique role in Democratic messaging this year, with a best-selling memoir, frequent use of social media and a new openness to national interviews.

    “You have to be able to hit back hard, quickly and in a way that works, and he’s uniquely skilled at doing that,” said one Senate Democratic aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to be candid.

    “Circular firing squad, FIRE, READY, AIM!!!”

  71. 71.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 16, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Jared’s father-in-law isn’t the Governor of New York.

  72. 72.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    November 16, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    They will when the Revolution finally comes (and it will. No country is immune to it) or will end up dead.

  73. 73.

    WaterGirl

    November 16, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Not if any of it happened in New York, he doesn’t.

  74. 74.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 16, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @ruemara:

    There’s a level of criminal that the world will accept and then there’s this.

    Imelda Marcos is 88 years old and living comfortably in the Philippines, which she and her husband looted for 20 years.

  75. 75.

    WaterGirl

    November 16, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    @raven: $600+ raised, so it’s a go for funding the airplane trip.

  76. 76.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: The Marcos didn’t give Putin a good reason to want them silenced.

  77. 77.

    debbie

    November 16, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    How many shoes must she have by now?

  78. 78.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    November 16, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    No one has probably wanted them dead badly enough. The Trump clan has many enemies who wish them dead. No one has (seriously) tried because at the moment we’re too afraid of what would come afterwards and they still have de jure legitimacy. If things get bad enough, even that wouldn’t be enough to protect them, norms and rules be damned, because Trump and the GOP have destroyed so many already.

  79. 79.

    Yarrow

    November 16, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    So this is interesting.

    JUST IN: Mueller issues first subpoena to Trump campaign for Russia-related documents: report https://t.co/ah1NRQbKFQ pic.twitter.com/13cTusEJrX— The Hill (@thehill) November 17, 2017

    Tick tock, motherfuckers.

  80. 80.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    @Yarrow: My money is on incomplete or non-production. The Truth will definitely not set them free.

  81. 81.

    WaterGirl

    November 16, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Tick tock, motherfuckers.

    I never get tired of seeing that.

  82. 82.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 16, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: You’re living in a dream world.

  83. 83.

    trollhattan

    November 16, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    @debbie:
    All of them, Katie.

    Such a prosaic kleptocracy, I’m almost nostalgic.

  84. 84.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 16, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’m trying to get “gobble gobble, motherfuckers” started. Pass it on.

  85. 85.

    Citizen_X

    November 16, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    @Mike J: Actually, an ArmaLite rifle.

    And here’s the requisite soundtrack.

  86. 86.

    raven

    November 16, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    @WaterGirl: Cool, thanks. Did you know that Mel’s daughter moved back to C-U?

  87. 87.

    WaterGirl

    November 16, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    @LurkerNoLonger: Hmm, will have to take a pass on that one. :-)

  88. 88.

    khead

    November 16, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Got into that story very late. But we prolly woulda taken that cutie if no one else had stepped up.

  89. 89.

    WaterGirl

    November 16, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    @raven: I knew she was going to, but I didn’t know she was back already. I assume her partner moved back, too? Hoping that relationship has stayed intact through this nightmare.

    I have heard that stats say a marriage/relationship has a 50% chance of ending the year a parent dies. I can only imagine the pressures for this situation are 100x worse.

  90. 90.

    khead

    November 16, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    @LurkerNoLonger:

    No. Just no. See Gigli.

  91. 91.

    Yarrow

    November 16, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Of course it is.

    Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak says he won't name all the Trump officials he's met with: 'The list is so long" https://t.co/SjKBOxocqJ— Wendy Siegelman (@WendySiegelman) November 16, 2017

  92. 92.

    WaterGirl

    November 16, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    @khead: She is a doll! Funny how it’s possible to fall in love with an animal just from a photo.

  93. 93.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    “Remember, Democratic Senators are like cogs, easily replaced and nothing to distinguish one from the other!”

    “But what about leadership, charisma and quick wits?”

    “What about them?”

  94. 94.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    @Yarrow: All of em, Katie.

  95. 95.

    raven

    November 16, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    @WaterGirl: They said early October so I’m just assuming.

  96. 96.

    JMG

    November 16, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    You know, ANY Democratic Senator could “lead,” whatever the hell that means, the tax cut fight. Francine’s one of 48. He’s not indispensable. If he resigned, another Democrat would get the job. The idea his problem has any effect on the tax cut fight is insane. Whether or not ir passes depends on the principles/political calculations/raw personal animosities among 52 Republican Senators. All any of us can affect is number two. Does anyone actually think Senators listen to each other? That’s sweet.

  97. 97.

    WaterGirl

    November 16, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    @Yarrow: I will never again hear the name Sergei without thinking about Sergei Magnitsky. Preet’s podcast: The Death of Sergei Magnitsky really had an impact on me and the way I view the russian links with Trump.

    Oh, it’s Thursday – a new podcast on Stay Tuned with Preet. Yay!

  98. 98.

    Mike J

    November 16, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    @Citizen_X: Type “America’s Rifle” into google. The AR 15 is ubiquitous. It is THE gun for mass murder. The NRA loves it.

    I don’t want to spend the rest of my life looking down the barrel of an Armalite

  99. 99.

    chris

    November 16, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    A little breath of fresh air on this horrible day.

    Republican appointee resigns from the DHS after past comments about blacks, Muslims come to light https://t.co/HLB40NUrvY— Garance Franke-Ruta (@thegarance) 17 November 2017

  100. 100.

    TenguPhule

    November 16, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    @JMG:

    If he resigned, another Democrat would get the job.

    And start from scratch trying to catch up. They’re not cogs.

  101. 101.

    khead

    November 16, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    We said “NO more!”…. but left room for two exceptions. My wife has always wanted a solid white kitteh or a calico. And those pics were, you know, REALLY cute.

  102. 102.

    Yarrow

    November 16, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    @WaterGirl: Thanks for the reminder about Preet’s podcast. I haven’t listened to it yet.

    I read about Magnitsky a few years ago and it’s really stuck with me as well. Horrible story.

  103. 103.

    Redshift

    November 16, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Did everyone call their Senators today about the tax bill?

    Yup. Though both of mine are all over social media about it, so I can’t do much more than tell them I’ve got their backs.

  104. 104.

    chopper

    November 16, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    @JMG:

    exactly. franken’s good, but he’s not the democratic lebron james.

  105. 105.

    Roger Moore

    November 16, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    @chris:

    Republican appointee resigns from the DHS after past comments about blacks, Muslims come to light

    What, did he say something positive?

  106. 106.

    eclare

    November 16, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    @Redshift: Was busy today, am calling tomorrow. Corker and Alexander, sigh.

  107. 107.

    chris

    November 16, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    @Roger Moore: Of course he did.

    Homeland Security's head of community outreach once said blacks turned cities to 'slums' with 'laziness, drug use and sexual promiscuity' https://t.co/8sQu9RE0xV— andrew kaczynski? (@KFILE) 16 November 2017

  108. 108.

    Roger Moore

    November 16, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    @chris:
    I’m just having a hard time imagining a Republican resigning because he had said something disparaging about a minority. Doesn’t that usually get them feted as truth-telling heroes?

  109. 109.

    Yarrow

    November 16, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    @Redshift: Thank you.

    @eclare: Corker is not on board with it, so certainly worth pressuring.

  110. 110.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 16, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    @chris: Wow. Makes me think of Earl Butz.

  111. 111.

    eclare

    November 16, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    @Yarrow: Oh I know, going to hammer the $1.5T in debt, and that he said he would not vote for anything that increased the debt once upon a time.

  112. 112.

    Mike J

    November 16, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Alex Chilton released an album whose title was the punchline to Butz’s joke.

  113. 113.

    Fair Economist

    November 16, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    @chopper:

    “and miraculously, the oil leaked for eight days”

    Even though there was only enough for one! One thousand years, that is.

  114. 114.

    chris

    November 16, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I remembered the name but I’d forgotten the quote. Think I’m getting old.

    PS: wasn’t that also attributed to LBJ?

  115. 115.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 16, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    @WaterGirl: The holiday spirit is sorely lacking on this thread.

    @khead: I’ve spent this many years without seeing it, I’m not gonna start now.

  116. 116.

    ruemara

    November 16, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: they fucked over the Pinoy common man. The Trump’s et Al are fucking with nations & gangster cabals & the common man. This is like kissing cobras & believing since you didn’t die from the first, you won’t die at all.

  117. 117.

    Sab

    November 16, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    @Yarrow: I called my senator about the tax bill, and apparently they weren’t expecting it because I got a live intern. I told him I was a CPA who works mostly in tax and even the Senate bill would be terrible for my middle class clients, especially the ones with big families. He took my name and number without me even having to ask. Somewhat heartening, even though it was Rob Portman.

  118. 118.

    clay

    November 16, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    @chris: Head of community outreach?!??!

    It’s grimly hilarious how Trump literally finds the worst person for every single job.

  119. 119.

    lgerard

    November 16, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    Rev. Jamie Johnson was appointed in April by then-Secretary of Homeland Security John Kelly to lead the Center for Faith-Based & Neighborhood Partnerships at the department.

    Can we just get rid of these absurd “faith-based” positions?

  120. 120.

    Sab

    November 16, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    @LurkerNoLonger: Which Holiday? Advent (Christian New Year doesn’t start until December 1, and anyway that’s penitential.) Turkey Day is a three-off (Thanksgiving, Black Friday, small biz saturday.) Actual Christmas isn’t until Christmas Eve. So there’s weeks where only Hallmark recognizes a holiday.

  121. 121.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 16, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    @lgerard: The man is a vile creature, typical of the xenophobes so loved by Donald.

  122. 122.

    HinTN

    November 16, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    @eclare: There’s a 1% chance with Corker. Alexander is beyond craven. Call!!!

  123. 123.

    HinTN

    November 16, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    @Yarrow: Technically, killing the mandate may provide the deficit reduction fig leaf he needs but we must at least pressure the bastard.

  124. 124.

    debit

    November 16, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    @khead: I said no more and yet currently have a kitten sleeping on my shoulder and purring in my ear.

  125. 125.

    Cacti

    November 16, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    This just proves Bernie would have won.

  126. 126.

    Davebo

    November 16, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    Don’t worry.

    Donald is flying to S. Dakota tomorrow to toss them some paper towels.

  127. 127.

    jl

    November 16, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    @Yarrow: ” Did everyone call their Senators today about the tax bill? ”

    I thought both chambers wanted to pass something before Thanksgiving. But I heard on the news that McConnell has scheduled a votarama for a few days after Thanksgiving. Is this piece of garbage legislation catching the ‘delays’ like the health care fiasco did? If so, that is a good sign, and should keep calling. I posted a tweet earlier today that said most Senators didn’t know that the bill would trigger $25 B in Medicare cuts (which is hard to believe, but I haven’t seen it contradicted). Let’s see if I can find it again.. OK..

    Steven Dennis
    @StevenTDennis
    Most Senators I talked to yesterday in both parties had no idea CBO said the tax bill would trigger ~$100B/year in automatic entitlement cuts, including $25B from Medicare, because of the Paygo law.
    https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/931137457306918912

    Senators should be made aware that everyone will know if they pass this mess. If can’t stop them from passing something, can make Senate pass something that will cause problems in conference negotiations.

  128. 128.

    lamh36

    November 16, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Called it!

    From Donald Trump

    More
    The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? …..
    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/931357870024687616

  129. 129.

    jl

    November 16, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    @lamh36: ” Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ….. ”

    Trump should know where. Must be a rhetorical question.

  130. 130.

    TriassicSands

    November 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    Since Donald “The Dealmaker” is president the new pipeline will be built to the highest standards in the universe. A direct strike from a 10 megaton nuclear warhead won’t even dent it. Stop worrying, The Dealmaker is in charge.

  131. 131.

    dmsilev

    November 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    @lamh36: Well, you have to admit that this truly is something he has expertise and experience in.

  132. 132.

    lamh36

    November 16, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    Maybe the straw that broke the camel’s back?

    @CillizzaCNN
    13m13 minutes ago
    More Chris Cillizza Retweeted
    Reminders:

    1) More than a dozen women accused Trump of sexual harassment in the 2016 campaign. He called them all liars and said he would sue them.

    2) An audio tape emerged in which he said that when you are famous you can “grab them by the p….”

    https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/931359978002309120

  133. 133.

    lamh36

    November 16, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Maybe the straw that broke the camel’s back?

    @CillizzaCNN
    13m13 minutes ago
    More Chris Cillizza Retweeted
    Reminders:

    1) More than a dozen women accused Trump of sexual harassment in the 2016 campaign. He called them all liars and said he would sue them.

    2) An audio tape emerged in which he said that when you are famous you can “grab them by the p….”

    https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/931359978002309120

  134. 134.

    chris

    November 16, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    @lamh36: Related.

    One of the things Trump does is act as if nothing he has said or done in the past is at all relevant to his words and actions in the present. It’s beyond hypocrisy, it’s like malicious amnesia.— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) 17 November 2017

  135. 135.

    BBA

    November 16, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    @chris: He’s never experienced consequences for anything in his life. Living like that for seven decades warps the personality.

  136. 136.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 16, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: je suis en retard, mais bien fait

  137. 137.

    Another Scott

    November 16, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @jl: The GOP thinks they can pass a waiver.

    MorningConsult:

    […]

    House passage of the Republican tax overhaul bill on Thursday creates a new problem for the GOP — preventing hundreds of billions of dollars in cuts to federal spending under a 2010 law.

    The Pay-As-You-Go Act, enacted when Democrats were in the majority on Capitol Hill, requires automatic cuts if the total effect of legislation passed by Congress in one session adds to the federal deficit. This week the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said enacting legislation that adds $1.5 trillion to the deficit over 10 years would trigger automatic PAYGO cuts in fiscal year 2018 that could total $136 billion. That would include around $25 billion in cuts to Medicare providers.

    The House passed its tax reform measure, which is projected to add around $1.44 trillion to the deficit over a decade, on a 227-205 vote.

    Republicans say they’re confident the PAYGO cuts won’t go into effect, but they haven’t specified how they would pass a waiver for the law. Sen. Pat Toomey (R-Pa.), a member of the Senate Finance Committee, said in a brief interview Tuesday that he’s “very confident” Republicans will be able to avoid a PAYGO sequester, but he did not say how Congress would go about getting a waiver passed.

    The PAYGO Act includes mandatory sequestration if the Office of Management and Budget’s tracking of the deficit effects shows that the legislation put the government in the red.

    In the past, when legislation has raised the possibility of PAYGO sequestration, lawmakers have added non-controversial waiver language instructing OMB not to count the bill’s deficit effects for the purposes of its “scorecard.” To pass tax reform in the Senate, however, Republicans are using a budget reconciliation process that precludes them from adding the waiver language, which would be considered non-germane and require 60 votes in a chamber where Republicans hold a 52-48 majority.

    A senior House GOP aide said lawmakers have until the end of the year to prevent PAYGO sequestration, and that they will act to do so before it’s triggered. A Senate GOP aide said Republicans could pass a waiver as a standalone measure after tax reform is enacted, or through must-pass legislation like a government funding bill.

    Using those methods could force some Senate Democrats to come on board to prevent cuts to programs like Medicare.

    House Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) told reporters after Thursday’s tax reform vote that he plans to meet with Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), a member of the Senate Budget Committee, to discuss a possible PAYGO fix. Meadows said he doesn’t yet have a preferred legislative vehicle for a PAYGO waiver.

    “I’m not a big one on sequester cuts,” Meadows said. “I think we can be more prudent in our strategic cuts and do it in a more bipartisan way.”

    Rep. Ron Kind of Wisconsin, a Democratic member of the House Ways and Means Committee, said in an interview Thursday after the House vote that he thinks Republicans will try to “let some time pass” before pushing for a PAYGO waiver. He also said that he expects GOP members of the House Agriculture Committee will be “screaming bloody murder” because of mandatory farm aid cuts that would be required under the law.

    Rep. Tom Reed of New York, a Republican member of the House Ways and Means Committee, said Tuesday that the prospect of automatic spending cuts isn’t coming up as a significant concern on the House side.

    “Anybody who’s trying to argue that what we’re doing is some sort of backdoor spending reduction strategy — that is not being discussed,” Reed said.

    (Emphasis added.)

    Normally, one would expect that if the norms were followed, the OMB Sequester stuff would be a big impediment to what they’re trying to do. But we’ve seen over and over again that they don’t care about norms any more.

    There’s no telling what will happen if the Senate actually passes this tax bill (or something like it). The OMB could add some magic asterisks and say that there’s no problem. The Parliamentarian could say that McConnell and the Teabaggers can do what they want. They may try to quickly expel Franken from the Senate to give them more wiggle room and make their majority seem larger. Etc. I don’t actually expect those things to happen – at the moment I expect that they will fail, yet again, to do their Super Genius plan via Reconciliation. But I don’t know…

    :-/

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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