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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2017 / Holy Moly

Holy Moly

by David Anderson|  December 12, 201710:27 pm| 299 Comments

This post is in: Election 2017, Election 2018, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

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BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APracecall

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 13, 2017

Update 1 from Japa21

Well, the good scotch is coming out.

Dave +1

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299Comments

  1. 1.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE BLACK VOTE IN THE SOUTH!!!

  2. 2.

    peej01

    December 12, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    Fck Steve Bannon!!!!!

  3. 3.

    Arm The Homeless

    December 12, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    All hail the Needle

    The Needle knows all

    Come into the light of the Needle

  4. 4.

    guachi

    December 12, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    I truly can’t believe it. Too bad in the last year almost all my wingnut FB friends unfriended me so I can’t rub it in their faces.

  5. 5.

    Davebo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    Unbelievable! CNN just called it as well.

  6. 6.

    Amaranthine RBG

    December 12, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    It has been clear for some time now, to those of us who follow politics closely, that Jones was going to win robustly.

  7. 7.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    December 12, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    literally unable to stop laughing

  8. 8.

    justawriter

    December 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Well stick me in a pot and call me a petunia. (I think that is an old timey southern expression of astonishment.)

  9. 9.

    Davebo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    It’s been said before but honestly, forget the sexual assault allegations. Moore was always a horrific candidate even for Alabama.

  10. 10.

    dmsilev

    December 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Wooooooo!!!!! NO MORE FUNDRAISING EMAILS FROM DOUG JONES!!!!!!!!

    (gave money to him, but my goodness did he send a lot of emails)

  11. 11.

    lollipopguild

    December 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Did Hell just freeze over?

  12. 12.

    Bnad

    December 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    I did not see that coming.

  13. 13.

    hedgehog mobile

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @lamh36: Fuck yeah.

  14. 14.

    Davebo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    I like pie. A lot. I’m a robust pie connoisseur.

  15. 15.

    jk

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Fuck Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell who is nothing more than Trump’s bitch!

  16. 16.

    GregB

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Steve Bannon super genius.

  17. 17.

    David Anderson

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @dmsilev: You’ll get the e-mails next week for his 2020 campaign :)

  18. 18.

    mai naem mobile

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    There’s something very sweet about a Dem taking over Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions’ seat.

  19. 19.

    trollhattan

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Dayumn, what a great night for ‘bama and America!

  20. 20.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Turn on CNN — they’re going NUTZ at Doug Jones’s HQ

  21. 21.

    efgoldman

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    It has been clear for some time now, to those of us who follow politics closely….

    Bull
    also shit

  22. 22.

    Paul W.

    December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Fuck yes!!! Alabama did it! Good on Doug Jones

  23. 23.

    James E. Powell

    December 12, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @justawriter:

    I usually go with slap my ass and hand me to my mama.

  24. 24.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    New York Times calls it.

  25. 25.

    dmsilev

    December 12, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @David Anderson: Can’t I even get a week off?

  26. 26.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 12, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    First Democratic win in Alabama in 25 years.

  27. 27.

    amygdala

    December 12, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    Forgive any typos; I’m crying. Hope, at last.

  28. 28.

    Tinare

    December 12, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    My faith in humanity is almost restored. The fact that so many people voted for such a detestable man is the reason it’s only *almost*. That and the current occupant of the White House is still there.

  29. 29.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    @peej01:

    Fck Steve Bannon!!!!!

    That is delicious. It’s a big loss for all of them, though. Trump, Bannon, Sessions, all the Republicans in Congress who sold their souls for that tax bill.

  30. 30.

    ChrisB

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    The last 30 minutes have been delicious as the blue votes came in and the [crimson] tide turned. So fun to watch (and Karnacki was great, really into it).

  31. 31.

    M31

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    here’s how I knew Jones had won — the girlfriend shouted “SUCK IT, TRUMP” from across the room

    fuck yeah

  32. 32.

    hellslittlestangel

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    I’ve shed a few tears since November of 2016, but these are tears of joy. I really hope this means our country is turning back from the dark road it’s been traveling.

  33. 33.

    Lyrebird

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    @lamh36: Thank the … hmm…

    THANK those voters that turned out! (Also see my reply to you last thread.)

    And glory halleluia, too!

  34. 34.

    guachi

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    And the Senate tax bill is such a trash fire the House can’t just straight up vote for it. The Democrats at least had a workable bill when Scott Brown won.

  35. 35.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Well I’ll be damn!
    I tell you what…the Democratic party better damn well realize…who their most LOYAL base is and would maybe stop trying to win back the WWC.

    And white America should give a giant THANK you to African American voters for once again saving you all from yourselves!

  36. 36.

    dmsilev

    December 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    So, next thing up is the tax bill. How long until Senator-Elect Jones becomes Senator Jones, and can the GOP manage to jam through their atrocity before that point (especially since Susan Collins is waffling again)?

  37. 37.

    David Anderson

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    @M31: Wife her

  38. 38.

    japa21

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    Well, the good scotch is coming out.

  39. 39.

    jk

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    @lollipopguild:

    Yes and Chris Matthews is having the orgasm of his life right now.

  40. 40.

    chopper

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    AAAAAAAHHHHHH

    Jesus I can’t believe it’s even in the realm of possibility. never been happier to be wrong.

  41. 41.

    stinger

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    @dmsilev: I wouldn’t bet on that.

  42. 42.

    Soprano2

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    HOLY SHIT DOUG JONES WON!!!!! Savor the sweet, sweet Republican tears!!!!!!!

  43. 43.

    Shalimar

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    Damn. I predicted Jones by 5. Not terrible, but a little over-optimistic.

  44. 44.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    Tax Sham Bill is now 50-50 in Senate.

    Time to make Collins feel the pain until she flips.

  45. 45.

    rikyrah

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Sniff
    Sniff???
    I can’t believe it

  46. 46.

    hellslittlestangel

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    And Republicans can scream “voter fraud” all they like. Fuck y’all motherfuckers.

  47. 47.

    Tinare

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

  48. 48.

    balconesfault

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    @Davebo: And yet … without the allegations … he’d have won by 10.

  49. 49.

    JGabriel

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Holy shit, this is the Foxnews.Com headline:

    Alabama elects its first Democrat to the Senate in decades after rollercoaster battle

    I really expected Fox’s headline to be something more like: Black Thugs Block White Christian From Taking Senate Seat.

  50. 50.

    Quinerly

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    I’m in tears! Happy tears….and some red wine, too.

  51. 51.

    japa21

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    As I said on an earlier thread, it should be shouted from the rooftops that Moore was a shoo-in until Trump started campaigning for him.

  52. 52.

    Marmot

    December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Ha! See? What good did being so gloomy do you, ya Debbies Downer?

    Like someone was all, “It’s Alabama, don’t hope!”

    Ya whiner! Yeah! Now you have to celebrate!

  53. 53.

    MattF

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    I’ll take it.

  54. 54.

    balconesfault

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: McConnell already announced he won’t seat any new Senators until the New Year.

    Where’s John “Process!” McCain now?

  55. 55.

    dmsilev

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    Mwaaahahahahaha:

    .@NRSC Chairman @SenCoryGardner: “Tonight’s results are clear – the people of AL deemed Roy Moore unfit to serve in the U.S. Senate..I hope Senator-elect Doug Jones will do the right thing and truly represent AL by choosing to vote with the Senate Repub Majority.”

  56. 56.

    Jinchi

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    Has Trump deleted his pro-Roy Moore tweets yet?

  57. 57.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @mai naem mobile:

    There’s something very sweet about a Dem taking over Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions’ seat.

    Yup.
    It’s terrible for fundie Christians, too. They have now compromised on child molesting and they LOST.

  58. 58.

    CaseyL

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    Moore is still getting votes from the suburbs, narrowing the gap some – but the guy on MSNBC says it won’t be enough.

  59. 59.

    different-church-lady

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @guachi:

    Too bad in the last year almost all my wingnut FB friends unfriended me so I can’t rub it in their faces.

    You’ll be a better off for it.

  60. 60.

    balconesfault

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @japa21: Amazingly … among the voters who turned out, Trump’s approval rating is upside-down (47-48).

  61. 61.

    Ken

    December 12, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @japa21: And as I said in an earlier thread (though I stole the line from someone else), Trump wasn’t campaigning for Moore, he was trying to install a sympathetic juror.

  62. 62.

    TS

    December 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    @lamh36:

    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE BLACK VOTE IN THE SOUTH!!!

    And how hard the republicans tried to suppress that vote

    This is the best news out of the USA since November last year.

  63. 63.

    Hobbes83

    December 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Can black folks get some goddamn credit for this one?

  64. 64.

    Schlemazel

    December 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    I have not felt this good since 11/4/08

    I hope the feeling does not pass but I know that reality is still here destroying America. It just got harder for them but the still hold the Senate. Their margin of error is gone now.

  65. 65.

    zzyzx

    December 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Make me an angel that flies from Montgom’ry
    Make me a poster of an old rodeo
    Just give me one thing that I can hold on to
    To believe in this living is just a hard way to go

  66. 66.

    guachi

    December 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Black voters + hispanic voters + enough educated whites to pull the Democrats over the line is the formula for victory (with a preponderance of women from all three groups).

    This won’t be the case in every election in all locations. But it’s a good general strategy.

  67. 67.

    Scotius

    December 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Virginia was a pleasant surprise. This is even better. The Republicans have finally done it. They’ve made the average Democratic voter just as pissed off and motivated as the GOP core voters who having been showing up in force and making midterms so miserable for us. Fair play to all the African American voters in paricular who were willing to put in the extra effort to get past all the barriers to voting that have been placed in their way.

  68. 68.

    Vince

    December 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    I’m so happy I’m nearly in tears. I never never never never never thought Moore, one of the few people I can think of more vile than Trump, would lose this election. I’m completely stunned but in a good this time. Let’s build off this.

  69. 69.

    dmsilev

    December 12, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    @balconesfault: Link? Not that I’d put it past him, but still.

  70. 70.

    efgoldman

    December 12, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    @mai naem mobile:

    There’s something very sweet about a Dem taking over Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions’ seat.

    Is it a full term? Or an unfilled term? In any case, I expect the ‘Bama RWNJs will put up a conventional redneck racist, and win the seat back. By then, though, I hope, “presidient” Hair Furor will have motivated so many voters that Dems win significant number of seats in both houses.

  71. 71.

    George

    December 12, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    I heard some nitwit on NPR this evening saying how she thought that a victory by Moore would be a great victory for Trump. I wonder if she’ll be on the radio tomorrow saying that the loss by Moore was a resounding defeat for Trump.

  72. 72.

    LurkerNoLonger

    December 12, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    Holy shit! I was right for once!

  73. 73.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    @dmsilev: mofo…please…smh

  74. 74.

    John Revolta

    December 12, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    Xmas done came early. Joy to the World and Halle-fukin-luja!!

  75. 75.

    frosty

    December 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    @lamh36:

    the Democratic party better damn well realize…who their most LOYAL base is and would maybe stop trying to win back the WWC.

    I’m with you 100% on this.

  76. 76.

    neldob

    December 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    We did it!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  77. 77.

    Corner Stone

    December 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    @lamh36: There is no joke there. Listen to black voters and stop fucking ourselves. Period.

  78. 78.

    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    @dmsilev:

    How long until Senator-Elect Jones becomes Senator Jones,

    Mitch mcConnell says a very long time. I would not be surprised at a recount to bring back the memories of Franken in Minnesota.

  79. 79.

    Jinchi

    December 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Santorum on CNN looks ready to choke as a co-panelist points out that blacks in Selma Alabama turned the state blue this election.

  80. 80.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    @kylegriffin1
    28s29 seconds ago
    More
    McConnell-aligned SLF slams Bannon: “Not only did Steve Bannon cost us a critical Senate seat in one of the most Republican states in the country, but he also dragged the President of the United States into his fiasco.”

  81. 81.

    MisterForkbeard

    December 12, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    Alabama passed the minimum threshold of decency, unlike the Republican party. Surprising.

    I guess I’ll break out the good alcohol. To Alabama and their new Senator!

  82. 82.

    Quinerly

    December 12, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    “long knives out for Steve Bannon.”

    Will his 400 shirt layer protect him??

  83. 83.

    p.a.

    December 12, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    This is a bit of a flashback to the ‘legitimate rape’ candidate, and the Delaware “I believe in witches” candidate, among others, who get tossed up whenever the pig people (h/t driftglass) actually get control from the slicker professional deplorables. tRump would’ve suffered the same result but for the perfect storm of vote suppression, a generation of Clinton Derangement Syndrome, Bernie & bros, and a cowed press.

  84. 84.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 12, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    Brian Beutler‏Verified account @ brianbeutler
    .@ SenateMajLdr put down that tax bill.

    cc @ chuckschumer

    I wonder if Ryan will try to jam through the Senate bill to avoid having to deal with Collins and Flake

  85. 85.

    RedDirtGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    @lamh36: THANKS from this white american!

  86. 86.

    jonas

    December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    I have to say, I was wrong about the GOTV effort down in Alabama. All hats off to the volunteers, precinct walkers, organizers, phonebank callers, and others who made this happen. If this starts happening in every election in the South, watch out!

  87. 87.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    Holy crap.

  88. 88.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    New York Times calls it.

    The New York Times is garbage*.

    *Baud asked me to sub for him while he’s away.

  89. 89.

    Trentrunner

    December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    Rebecca Traister, the most important writer in politics right now:

    That means that the Dem Senate women’s calls for Franken to resign last week will likely look, in retrospect, strategically smart & like a symbolic, watershed moment, emblematic of the upheaval of power structures that is underway.

  90. 90.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:

    They;ll be rattled now too. Collins was dumb to do the lying tour. That’s gonna kill her. She should have just lined up and voted for it quietly in the dead of night, like the rest of them. That whole disaster is gonna end up as “Susan Collins tax bill”.

    I actually think it should work like that- the fake moderates should bear most of the blame for Trump.

  91. 91.

    oldgold

    December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    The 21st Century’s Atticus Finch WINS!

  92. 92.

    trollhattan

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @JGabriel:
    That was the third draft, they published #11.

  93. 93.

    hedgehog mobile

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @dmsilev: FFS.

  94. 94.

    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @Vince:

    I never never never never never thought Moore, one of the few people I can think of more vile than Trump, would lose this election.

    Ha. I think I even posted that the perv sex stuff would have more impact on everyone except trump. Given that Trump won Alabama by 20+%, I think a case can be made.

  95. 95.

    Seanly

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    I’ll believe it when that child-chasing crazy muthafugger Moore concedes. Republicans are sore losers & full of nothing but their hatred of all that is good and their fugging dirty tricks.

  96. 96.

    BC in Illinois

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @japa21:

    Well, the good scotch is coming out.

    You have given me the agenda for the evening. 18 year old single malt from the Clan C land in Scotland.

    And the earlier thread title has led me from Dylan Stuck Inside of Mobile to the Grateful Dead singing the same to other Grateful Dead . . . so I am about to close down politics for the night, enjoy the feeling of victory, listen to the Dead and sip the good scotch.

    Tomorrow will be an even more enjoyable day. Then there’s a year’s worth of work ahead of us.

  97. 97.

    Quinerly

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @Hobbes83: Yes.

  98. 98.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @adamslily
    8m8 minutes ago
    More
    Let this sink in – Jefferson Beauregard Sessions’ Senate seat was taken by a civil rights lawyer who convicted Klansmen. Justice is sweet.

  99. 99.

    different-church-lady

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @lamh36: You know, if we could figure a way to peel away some of the WWC without alienating the base, that would be awesome.

    I know our resident trolls will never understand the second part of that, but… fuck ’em, they’re trolls.

  100. 100.

    Mnemosyne

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @lamh36:

    And white America should give a giant THANK you to African American voters for once again saving you all from yourselves!

    I would like to thank the African-American voters of Alabama for being the adults in the room and voting for the Democrat who wasn’t perfect rather than staying home and sulking like white liberals do if they don’t get their way. I’m not sure anyone can really understand how much I appreciate the fact that African-Americans have their shit together while my fellow white people are beclowning themselves every goddamned day,

  101. 101.

    Skepticat

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    I’ve been glued to the computer (but not online) since 7 this morning, and I just this minute finished, came here, and saw this. I was stunned to find myself tearing up, and I’m almost afraid to believe it. I’ve come close to abject pessimism and despair about the entire political state, but this is a glimmer of hope. Let it be the first sign of an avalanche.

  102. 102.

    Tilda Swintons Bald Cap

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    Wowee wowee wow.

  103. 103.

    frosty

    December 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @Marmot:

    Ya whiner! Yeah! Now you have to celebrate!

    Damn. Well, if I must ….

    WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  104. 104.

    dmsilev

    December 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    I assume that his aides or kids have taken Trump’s phone and embedded it in a block of cement?

  105. 105.

    lollipopguild

    December 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @efgoldman: Nice to see you back EFG.

  106. 106.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @RonaldKlain
    11m11 minutes ago
    More
    On behalf of everyone, everywhere, rooting for decency, let me just say, thank you African American voters of Alabama. #SavedTheDay

  107. 107.

    Waratah

    December 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Very nice birthday gift for me.

  108. 108.

    ewrunning

    December 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    And the horse he rode in on.

  109. 109.

    RedDirtGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @Marmot: I just hope some gun-nut/fetus-fondler doesn’t take a shot at the new junior senator from Alabama.

  110. 110.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @lamh36:

    but he also dragged the President of the United States into his fiasco.”

    Trump is never, ever responsible for anything. They treat him like a not very bright toddler.

  111. 111.

    Davebo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @Quinerly: Screw the wine. Break out the fizz!

    Don’t have fizz? Shame on you!

  112. 112.

    Ian G.

    December 12, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    The $100 I gave the Jones campaign the day after the first Moore accuser went public is some of the best fuckin’ money I ever spent.

  113. 113.

    Japa21

    December 12, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    Write ins are more than Jones lead.

  114. 114.

    Skepticat

    December 12, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @jonas: True dat.

  115. 115.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    The margin is well over a point now, with 93% reporting, according to the NYT. No automatic recount. A real win.

  116. 116.

    Davebo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @Waratah:

    Happy Birthday!

  117. 117.

    RedDirtGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @Seanly: @Waratah: Happy Birthday!!!

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    rikyrah

    December 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    All that’s left are Democratic strongholds

  119. 119.

    Davebo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @Ian G.:

    True. Sadly, you’ll be getting phone calls from fundraisers for the next 5 years at least.

  120. 120.

    Highway Rob

    December 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    What is taking NBC so long to call this?

  121. 121.

    B.B.A.

    December 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @ewrunning: Hey, what did the horse do to you?

    If it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

  122. 122.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @different-church-lady: sure find a way…except STILL majority of Republicans STILL voted for Moore.

    And overwhelmingly…majority of whites still voted for Moore…the big deal was that the Black voters turnout dwarfed the rural white turnout.

    The Dems shouldn’t have to have a damn PEDO as opponent just to get WWC voters to NOT vote for the Dem, but actually just NOT voting at all for the GOP…

  123. 123.

    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @jonas: anybody know what the turnout percentage was? Much higher than the usual 25% for special elections?

  124. 124.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    McConnell has already announced that whoever wins will not be seated until the end of the current session. So even if Alabama certifies the election ASAP, which is unlikely, Jones won’t be seated until some time in January.

  125. 125.

    Suzanne

    December 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    WTF is happening.

  126. 126.

    frosty

    December 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    @Kay:

    It’s terrible for fundie Christians, too. They have now compromised on child molesting and they LOST.

    This. And let me take this opportunity to thank you for all your comments.

  127. 127.

    Brachiator

    December 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Been in seminar training all day. Away from the Internet. Finally on my way home.

    Hot diggity! Great news. Great. Just not enough words. My spirit is lifted.

  128. 128.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    @Trentrunner:

    It does look smart. I didn’t know what they were doing but they seem to be right politically. They could still be wrong about Franken though.

  129. 129.

    Marcopolo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Have been staying away from info sources since I didn’t need the stress but WOOT!

    All y’all BJer jackals get off your asses & celebrate! I expect us to build on this win next year.

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    RobertDSC-Mac Mini

    December 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    I’m glad. Happy.

    The Orange Atrocity is a two-time loser in this race, first backing Luther Strange, then the child molestor. Choke on it, 45.

  131. 131.

    Ken

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    @catclub:

    perv sex stuff

    I was kind of puzzled by Moore’s decision, the night before the election, to bring out a guy to say “Yeah, he went to those brothels where you could get the really young girls, but I never saw him do anything.”

  132. 132.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    NBC NEWS calling Jones “apparent” winner…bullshit Chuck Todd

  133. 133.

    jonas

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Alabama passed the minimum threshold of decency

    Let’s be clear — the vast majority of white (Republican) voters in Alabama supported Moore. They deserve a huge FU for keeping their ghastly, Talibangelist perv of a candidate on life support for so long. It was the few registered Dem voters — lots of young women, in particular — and the Black vote that closed the deal tonight. But not-insane-racist Alabamans showed that, when properly motivated, they can turn the country’s reddest state (a bit) blue.

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    Fair Economist

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    CNN has Rick Santorum for commentary? Are you kidding me? WHY? He’s a loser *and* dumb as a post.

  135. 135.

    Kraux Pas

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    These threads are coming so quickly!!!

    I wonder what impact this will have on the tax bill vote. Hopefully this will help raise the level of skepticism in the Republican caucus.

  136. 136.

    mike in dc

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    @lamh36:
    http://api.ning.com/files/0Q355V8Px1I1UpFwTbMlEVefOxK8zoywwT3oWIwpp6ux5JfAixiyAGjmmC9G1yHAiKosAjEKTPpTxKCvi1*JOA__/ObamaSuperhero.jpg

    Seemed apropos.

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    MoxieM

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    @James E. Powell: alternate version: Slap my ass and call me Nancy. (Awkward due to friends naming their daughter Nancy… )

  138. 138.

    Aleta

    December 12, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    I read that Selma is at least 75% for Jones.
    And

    Bakari Sellers on CNN points out that Selma provided the votes that put Jones ahead. Selma. Check your history, kids.

  139. 139.

    mai naem mobile

    December 12, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    Anybody know what the recount rules are in Alabama? I don’t trust these people at all. He’s only .8 percent ahead.

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    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 12, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    (((Harry Enten)))‏ @ForecasterEnten

    Folks, this is Scott Brown x 10 given the partisanship and elasticity of Alabama.

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    debbie

    December 12, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    God, I hope this is still true when I wake up in the morning!

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Can that be contested?

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    different-church-lady

    December 12, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    @Highway Rob: The data crunchers are all locked in the executives’ offices.

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    James E. Powell

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @George:

    I just saw some Republican asshole on CNN arguing that it was not a loss for Trump or any reflection on Trump at all. The valiant great leader tried all he could to save a bad candidate out of the goodness of his heart and loyalty to Republicans. But Moore was just so awful that even Trump couldn’t save him.

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    guachi

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    McConnell has already announced that whoever wins will not be seated until the end of the current session. So even if Alabama certifies the election ASAP, which is unlikely, Jones won’t be seated until some time in January.

    Heads I win; tails you lose. Democrats should have made (and should make) a massive stink about this.

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    justawriter

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @Seanly: Yes, I was wondering how fast the state was going to destroy the digital voting records now. Thanks, Alabama Supreme Court for your cooperation in making Jones’ victory unauditable.

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    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @frosty:

    It blows me away that they would take something as big as A Religion and just make it a branch of a political party.

    What a bad trade they made.

  147. 147.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Jones got same % of African Americans as PBO did… and Black voters…voted in LARGER numbers than in 2016!!!! Black vote and Black turnout UP for Jones…and White voters depression!!!! Also Jones won suburban white voters…defections from college educated whites…

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    MattF

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @japa21: Glenfiddich 15.

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    Aleta

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    I hope this makes the senators and reps afraid before their traitorous tax vote. (Though til now they seemed most afraid of the donors.)

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    Brachiator

    December 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I can live with Jones being seated in January. Moore lost. Can’t be said enough. And Trump got trumped.

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    Fair Economist

    December 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    @Highway Rob:

    What is taking NBC so long to call this?

    NBC has had a lot of the sexual harassers, which tells you that somebody important in management is a sexual harasser too. Whoever it is, he’s trying to support a fellow sex offender.

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    PPCLI

    December 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    @dmsilev: Wow. That tweet took a lot of what one of Roy Moore’s lawyers would call Chutzpah.

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    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    December 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    @Fair Economist: Burke and Lack, probably.

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    different-church-lady

    December 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    @lamh36: Hey I didn’t say I had an answer, or that it was an easy problem.

    But Hillary wasn’t completely wrong: there are some that are persuadable — just far far fewer than she or any of us imagined. But some elections are won on the margins.

    The key point here, is DO NOT SACRIFICE THE BASE, DO NOT TRADE AWAY THE BASE — GROW THE BASE.

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    rikyrah

    December 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    @lamh36:
    Amen

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    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    The write-ins were 1.7% and the margin is less than that. I think the money spent on the “write in Nick Saban” ad was money well spent.

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    Barbara

    December 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    @Ken: I read the initial report in NYT and they said Steve Bannon was also at the rally and apparently belittled Joe Scarborough for not going to a more prestigious university but — wait for it — the University of Alabama. How can that be? I mean, seriously, how stupid would you need to be? Was he drunk?

  158. 158.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    @AriBerman
    Follow Follow @AriBerman
    More
    54 years ago Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robertson & Carol Denise McNair killed by KKK in Birmingham Church Bombing

    Today Alabama sent the man who prosecuted their killers to the Senate

    The vote has power
    https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/940786164067438592

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    sharl

    December 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    LOL

    For those keeping track at home…that’s two candidates backed by @realDonaldTrump that have lost consecutive elections in Alabama.— John Hammontree (@JohnHammontree) December 13, 2017

    ?????????

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    Ian G.

    December 12, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    @Davebo:

    I get like a dozen emails a day. Whatever, I’m too giddy right now to care.

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    Corner Stone

    December 12, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    @Kay:

    It blows me away that they would take something as big as A Religion and just make it a branch of a political party.

    They made that trade 30 years+ ago. This guy just kept fucking up. The little girls were probably not the final straw..

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    LurkerNoLonger

    December 12, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    I said it when the allegations first surfaced against Moore. People don’t like child molesters, no matter what state you live in. Yes, even Alabama. (Hey watch out now. This is my victory lap)

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    Japa21

    December 12, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    @MattF: Yep

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    Brachiator

    December 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @James E. Powell: Dear Republican asshole on CNN. Why is Trump backing awful candidates? Does GOP mean Grand Old Pedophile party?

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    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    (((Harry Enten)))‏Verified account
    @ForecasterEnten
    17m17 minutes ago
    More
    Charles Barkley > Steve Bannon.

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    different-church-lady

    December 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @lamh36:

    NBC NEWS calling Jones “apparent” winner…bullshit Chuck Todd

    Well, look at it this way: Jones now has to represent Alabama. How much of a prize is that really?

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    rikyrah

    December 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @Aleta:
    Sniff
    History…

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    MisterForkbeard

    December 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @jonas: This is why I said republicans were still awful. I did say that, didn’t I? If not, that should be my automatic signature on each post.

    Black folks (particularly women) really saved their state for the forces of decency.

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    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @mai naem mobile: I am seeing that a margin of 0.5% triggers an automatic recount.

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    Fair Economist

    December 12, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    @Barbara:

    Steve Bannon was also at the rally and apparently belittled Joe Scarborough for not going to a more prestigious university but — wait for it — the University of Alabama. How can that be? I mean, seriously, how stupid would you need to be? Was he drunk?

    Is water wet? Is the Pope Catholic?

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    CaseyL

    December 12, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    OK, I can believe it now. McConnell saying he won’t seat Jones until January (?) means it’s real.

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    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @LurkerNoLonger: naw…he came close…let’s not let GOP voters completely off the hook.

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    Fair Economist

    December 12, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Does GOP mean Grand Old Pedophile party?

    Gropey Old Pedophile party.

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    rikyrah

    December 12, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @lamh36:
    Thank you, Ari.

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    frosty

    December 12, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @japa21:

    Well, the good scotch is coming out.

    I wasn’t confident enough to get the good bourbon. That’s next though!

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 12, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    Annie Lowrey‏Verified account @ AnnieLowrey
    Also, and forgive me for this one, but a reminder of how little economics can have to do with a race.
    Like, there’s really no spin on Alabama’s wage growth or labor force that has much explanatory power here.
    The economy was probably not determinative in Trump’s election, either.
    This expansion has gone on a long time. Economic explanations that probably were salient in 2012 really aren’t now.

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    Barbara

    December 12, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @Hobbes83: can black folks get some credit? I say this sincerely, I hope they get way more than credit. As a white person who has — along with her sisters and her parents — literally never voted Republican, I can’t tell you how thankful I am that there are people I KNOW think the way I do about these things.

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    Corner Stone

    December 12, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    This guy seems real. Like a real person.

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    eemom

    December 12, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:

    Jesus Rope Jumping Christ. Are you PROGRAMMED to be an asshole in response to any and all prompts?

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    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    @LurkerNoLonger:

    I didn’t think Jones would win but I saw an exit poll of “parents” which I’ve never seen before. They were solidly anti-child molester, so that’s encouraging.

    “Parents” must have been inserted specifically for this race.

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    polyorchnid octopunch

    December 12, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    @Mnemosyne: You misspelled beshitting.

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    p.a.

    December 12, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @Mnemosyne: +10

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    jonas

    December 12, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @catclub: WaPo is reporting that “overall, news reports indicated that statewide turnout had smashed expectations, roughly doubling what officials had predicted.” AA turnout was key. Looks like running a neo-Confederate, child-molesting asshole wasn’t such a swift move.

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    Davebo

    December 12, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Are you saying he’s not a Terminator? I agree.

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    Sherparick

    December 12, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @lollipopguild: I am putting on ice skates?

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    Suzanne

    December 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    My mom and I are celebrating with a Buffalo Trace Old-Fashioned.

    Just heard Jones say that this is his wedding anniversary. Funny. Today is number eight for Mr. Suzanne and I. A good omen.

  187. 187.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    @BerniceKing
    22s23 seconds ago
    More
    Selma, Lord, Selma. It’s no coincidence that Selma, where blood was shed in the struggle for voting rights for Black people, pushed #DougJones ahead for good. #Alabama
    https://twitter.com/BerniceKing/status/940792783576682504

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    Omnes Omnibus

    December 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    @Hobbes83: All the credit you want…

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    Paula

    December 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    The GOOD GUYS WIN! A wave building…

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    Another Scott

    December 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    The 2017 wave continues. Great work Senator-elect DougJ and everyone who worked so hard to help elect him. Keep it going though 2018 and beyond.

    Yet again, when Democrats turn out, Democrats win.

    We have to remember that only a few seats stand between where we are now, and having a majority that can enact sensible policies and return us to a nation of laws and sensible government. We don’t have to invent new physics or reverse the planet’s rotation, we have to turn out and vote.

    We have to keep fighting for every seat, and every single vote, every single day.

    Savor the victory, everyone.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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    danielx

    December 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    What’s next, I wonder….claims of voter fraud perhaps?

    But for this evening I shall savor the defeat of that potato-faced pervert theocrat. Fuck him.

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    Eric S.

    December 12, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    Cheers! You 6 years.

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    randy khan

    December 12, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    @Seanly:

    I’ll believe it when that child-chasing crazy muthafugger Moore concedes.

    I was thinking that it would be a lot of fun to watch his concession speech, but I bet he never gets around to conceding.

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    Kraux Pas

    December 12, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    First Democrat elected to the Senate from Alabama since 1986. I was just a baby.

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    Bill Arnold

    December 12, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    Hungering for the analyses already. Especially on what the influencers of the vote were, notably how much targeted operations e.g. social media were involved, and how much (if any) and in what ways the Democratic and aligned political operations have improved.
    Happy. (Perhaps a bit impressed, depending on analysis of above.)

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    Immanentize

    December 12, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    My son just, the Immp, just said: “A lot of guys named Daryl and Bobby Lee are going to be mighty upset.”

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    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    @Ian G.: time to set up a filter on your email client.

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    ChrisB

    December 12, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    Watching Jones’ speech. Never thought I would enjoy hearing so many rebel yells.

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    LurkerNoLonger

    December 12, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    @lamh36: You won’t find me letting any GOP voters off the hook.

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    eemom

    December 12, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    @zzyzx:

    LOVE that song. In particular the version on Prine’s album from 10 or so years ago.

  201. 201.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    Ronald Brownstein‏
    @RonBrownstein
    Follow Follow @RonBrownstein
    More
    Given the suburban movement away from GOP even in AL, wonder how those 5 suburban CA R’s in HRC districts feel tonight about voting for a tax bill that will raise taxes on many of their own voters-the same white-collar whites pulling away from Trump-era GOP even in AL

    Ron Brownstein focuses exclusively on the tax bill in a way that I adore. ANY news of any kind somehow relates to the piece of shit tax bill. It’s beautiful. All day, every day.

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    jk

    December 12, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    @RobertDSC-Mac Mini:

    The Orange Atrocity will be needing lots of diaper changes between now and tomorrow morning.

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    frosty

    December 12, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    @lamh36: Those stats are all great news! Maybe we’re actually a sane country after all.

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    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    @jonas: thanks!

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    Proudgradofcatladyacademy

    December 12, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    @Waratah:

    Happy Birthday!

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    lafcolleen

    December 12, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    @justawriter: a better expression, “well wax my shell and call me Mitch!”

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    hedgehog mobile

    December 12, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Cosign.

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    debit

    December 12, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    @Trentrunner: Fuck you, shitstain. Die in a fucking fire.

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    schrodingers_cat

    December 12, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    @Kay: Ron Brownstein and John Harwood have been really good unlike the many hacktastic pundits and journalists.

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    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    @justawriter: @James E. Powell: “well dip my balls in sweet cream and set me down in a kitchen full of kittens!”

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    Aleta

    December 12, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    The horses did him in.

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    Amaranthine RBG

    December 12, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    @eemom:
    Whoosh! What was that flying far overhead???

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    Japa21

    December 12, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    @ChrisB: Good speech. Hitting all the right notes. Specifically mentioned CHIP program.

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    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    @frosty:

    Maybe we’re actually a sane country after all.

    given that it took the sex perv information to kill his candidacy, i.e that he had been thrown out of his job on the State Supreme court TWICE for disobeying the law, and that was not a problem, and that he still got 48+% of the vote ( rather than say 27%) I would guess not yet.

  215. 215.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    @danielx:

    What’s next, I wonder….claims of voter fraud perhaps?

    Yes, there was lots, but the Democrat won anyway!

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    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    @Bill Arnold: Here’s a description of the NAACP’s campaign in Mobile County. It’s a longish thread, so I’ll just offer up the first few tweets.

    1.Just spoke with a source in the Mobile (AL) County NAACP. Here are some things that are happening today on the ground in Alabama that did not happen in the 2016 election. Thread:

    — Al Giordano (@AlGiordano) December 12, 2017

    3. A dozen paid canvassers have been going door to door in the Mobile area all week. That did not happen in 2016,

    — Al Giordano (@AlGiordano) December 12, 2017

    5. Once the Jones campaign had money it bought billboards in African-American neighborhoods with the election date and a quick blurb about Jones. This was not on highways but in places where one normally sees fast-food or cigarette ads.

    — Al Giordano (@AlGiordano) December 12, 2017

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    Omnes Omnibus

    December 12, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    @eemom: He is a troll.

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    ByRookorbyCrook

    December 12, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    The Alabama Votes page has Moore up by 7,000 votes with 66 of 67 precincts reporting. I smell rodent carnality incoming…
    linky linky

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    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    @Davebo: The correct response to instigation by the troll.

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    Luthe

    December 12, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @justawriter: My favorite is “well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”

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    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @catclub: he got 49+ percent of the vote, so continue to say fuck Alabama whenever you please

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    Mnemosyne

    December 12, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    Also, I think we’re going to hear all kinds of whining about “voter fraud” from the Republicans, but I bet you there will be no actual investigation, because the asshole in charge of AL’s elections very publicly put his thumb on the scales. He’s not going to want anyone taking a closer look at what he did to try and shove Moore across the finish line.

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    Ridnik Chrome

    December 12, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    *Applause*

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    Omnes Omnibus

    December 12, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Ha!

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    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yes, there was lots, but the Democrat won anyway!

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    Luthe

    December 12, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    @ByRookorbyCrook: I just checked. Jones up by 13k.

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    Ocotillo

    December 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    Odds Trumpster insults the state of Alabama tomorrow AM via tweet?

  228. 228.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    @Ocotillo: “Ohio State should have made the playoff!”

  229. 229.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    @dmsilev:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that’s fucking demented

  230. 230.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    This

    Congratulations to Doug Jones on a hard fought victory. The write-in votes played a very big factor, but a win is a win. The people of Alabama are great, and the Republicans will have another shot at this seat in a very short period of time. It never ends!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2017

    Followed by this

    A+ tweet, Kellyanne. Now give the president back his phone, ok? https://t.co/yT5btqZJ1s

    — Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) December 13, 2017

  231. 231.

    Amaranthine RBG

    December 12, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Hey, how about a celebratory drink? It is a special occasion after all.

  232. 232.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    That’s funny because I read Harwood too. I have no idea who he is but I like his Twitter.

    I used to hate-read Maggie Haberman to see whatever Trumpster she was promoting but I think hate reading is probably not healthy so I stopped.

    There was a period in 2010 where I would regularly watch Morning Joe just to loathe them. It’s a bad thing. Can’t be good for you.

  233. 233.

    Lyrebird

    December 12, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    @Hobbes83:

    I sure hope so!
    Lame wording but true. Plus what @Barbara said:

    can black folks get some credit? I say this sincerely, I hope they get way more than credit. As a white person who has — along with her sisters and her parents — literally never voted Republican, I can’t tell you how thankful I am…

    Counting a teenager, four generations of women in my family supported HRC’s campaign, and at least for the middle two generations (me and sisters and mom), some of our conversations during the primary went like this: “hm he has some good ideas. but gee he is writing off Black voters in the South, therefore he can’t be a national Dem candidate.” I am NOT trying to relitigate, just gobsmacked because “POC are central to the Democratic Party” is about as controversial in my head as “water is wet”

    Thank you Doug Jones, Selma voters, Charles Barkley, EVERYONE who brought some hope back today.

  234. 234.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    @lamh36: Right after the election in 2016, Al Giordano called it – he said the women would be leading the way in the resistance, and in particular, women of color. THANK YOU!

    My most sincere thanks to every single person in Alabama who either voted for Doug Jones or who stayed home. I know it wasn’t an easy choice for the republicans who did that.

  235. 235.

    Barbara

    December 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    Well, some additional good news:

    Young voters back Jones by wide margin

    Alabama voters ages 18 to 44 supported Jones by a roughly 20-point margin over Moore, marking a stark shift from 2012 when Mitt Romney won voters under 45 by a small margin.

  236. 236.

    catclub

    December 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: That sounds like a big Biden deal.

  237. 237.

    stinger

    December 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @debit: I love pie.

  238. 238.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    This is….really unusual. Reminds me of his gracious Iowa caucus concession, which was soon followed by weeks of claiming the Iowa caucus was stolen. https://t.co/ENHGhIXsrt

    — Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) December 13, 2017

  239. 239.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Awesome. Also hilarious.

  240. 240.

    SFAW

    December 12, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    @MattF:

    Glenfiddich 15.

    What did the other team score?

  241. 241.

    Bill Arnold

    December 12, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    Senate will be 51-49 – one defection away from a tie, two away from a change of control. What Republican senators have had enough of their party’s decay into rotten mindless tribalism? Even if they don’t actually defect, any two Republican senators are now a swing votes; that’s heady power that Senators don’t normally have, and vastly easier to organize than 3 Republican no-votes.

  242. 242.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    Let this sink in – Jefferson Beauregard Sessions’ Senate seat was taken by a civil rights lawyer who convicted Klansmen. Justice is sweet.

    — Lily Adams (@adamslily) December 13, 2017

  243. 243.

    Amaranthine RBG

    December 12, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    @SFAW:
    Laphroaig 18

  244. 244.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    @SFAW: mad dog 2020

  245. 245.

    hueyplong

    December 12, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    Really glad Alabama didn’t elect the pedophile.

    Glad Alabama didn’t consider it a negative to be Atticus Finch.

    Some kind of extra glad that Bannon is being subjected to ridicule.

    It is a good day to be a human being.

  246. 246.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    I think Donald Trump genuinely believes he is a great guy who is persuasive and charming, which makes it worse.

    He will never be convinced people don’t love him because he’s crazy as a loon.

  247. 247.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    @lamh36:

    Not only did Steve Bannon cost us a critical Senate seat in one of the most Republican states in the country, but he also dragged the President of the United States into his fiasco

    Because god forbid Donald Trump would ever take responsibility for his own actions!

  248. 248.

    frosty

    December 12, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    @catclub: @Ridnik Chrome: Point taken. Sigh. A kid can dream.

  249. 249.

    Jinchi

    December 12, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Is it a full term? Or an unfilled term?

    It fills Sessions term. Through 2020.

  250. 250.

    Aleta

    December 12, 2017 at 11:20 pm

    Maxine Waters‏Verified account
    @RepMaxineWaters
    7m7 minutes ago

    Fox News, why are you so damn quiet now? Knowing everything, lying on everybody, bullying everybody, claiming to be holy, righteous and loving America more than anybody else. Speak up now – admit you just got your butt kicked royally and MORE to come.

  251. 251.

    Mnemosyne

    December 12, 2017 at 11:20 pm

    @mike in dc:

    Given how today played out, Imma fix that image for you. You’re welcome.

  252. 252.

    Kay

    December 12, 2017 at 11:20 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    It has to hurt for Sessions. Rejection by his own state. I hope he lost his home county. Precinct. Neighborhood :)

  253. 253.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 12, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    @Kay: There is not a single tweet about this on my timeline that indicates a belief that Trump wrote that tweet. Many are funny. Some speculate that tomorrow we will see the real Trump tweets.

  254. 254.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    @lamh36:

    On behalf of everyone, everywhere, rooting for decency, let me just say, thank you African American voters of Alabama.

    IF that would fit on a sticker or a magnet, I would put it on my car.

    And all the stuff that Al G. talked about today in his long tweet – that can be the model everywhere going into 2018.

  255. 255.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    @Kay: household

  256. 256.

    Manyakitty

    December 12, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    And on the first night of Hanukkah, the pigs began to leave the temple. Hallelujah!

  257. 257.

    Manyakitty

    December 12, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    @lamh36: AMEN

  258. 258.

    Manyakitty

    December 12, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Imma share that on Facebook if it’s okay with you.

  259. 259.

    debit

    December 12, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    @stinger: I know, I know, but I have a hate hardon for that fucker that doesn’t seem to want to die.

  260. 260.

    Jinchi

    December 12, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I think we’re going to hear all kinds of whining about “voter fraud” from the Republicans

    I don’t. I think they want to turn Moore into an unperson as quickly as possible. No sense arguing that “voter fraud” cost a pedophile Republican a seat in the Senate.

  261. 261.

    frosty fred

    December 12, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    @Manyakitty:Amen!

  262. 262.

    frosty

    December 12, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: What, you can’t afford Thunderbird?

    PS That’s my SteveintheATL. Love ur comments.

  263. 263.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    @lamh36: “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” – MLK

  264. 264.

    debbie

    December 12, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Trump has already tweeted something about write-in votes, as if that was the cause of Moore’s defeat.

  265. 265.

    Mnemosyne

    December 12, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    @Manyakitty:

    The artist (who is not me) watermarked it with his website, so it should be cool as long as you don’t crop it.

  266. 266.

    Jacel

    December 12, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    @mai naem mobile: Doug Jones also would be a fantastic replacement for Sessions’s current job.

  267. 267.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    @Bill Arnold: Go look at Al Giordano’s twitter feed from today. He outlines a whole bunch of stuff being done to turn out the vote, the AA vote in particular. You can still see his feed even if you don’t do twitter.

    Just google Al Giordano twitter

  268. 268.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    I just want to say there was a whole lot of smart word done to get out the black vote for this election, and I don’t think it was white people doing the heavy lifting.

  269. 269.

    Mnemosyne

    December 12, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    We had some tiny bottles of champagne handy, so we broke one out so we could each have a glass. ?

  270. 270.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    @Immanentize: What a great line. how old is Iimp? I want to say older teen?

  271. 271.

    Uncle Cosmo

    December 12, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    @I’maranting POS: What you know about politics could be written on the head of a pin with a paint roller, fuckhead.

  272. 272.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    December 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm

    @different-church-lady: Seriously, enough of this bullshit.

  273. 273.

    Amaranthine RBG

    December 12, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    Why are people surprised by this electoral outcome?

  274. 274.

    mike in dc

    December 12, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Fair. 98% with higher proportional turnout than 2012 is amazing.

  275. 275.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    Doug Jones running for Senate in Alabama was an act of faith.

    All the people organizing and working their butts off – that was an act of faith.

    Everyone who donated, even thinking he probably couldn’t win – act of faith.

    I hope we learn this lesson and apply it elsewhere: you can’t win if you don’t play.

  276. 276.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 12, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: You are still a troll no matter how upset you are about being called on it.

  277. 277.

    KS in MA

    December 12, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    Yes We Can.

  278. 278.

    Amaranthine RBG

    December 12, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Pop a top, again . . .

  279. 279.

    ArchTeryx

    December 12, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    You know, I figured that by this time, Obamacare would be dead and so would I.

    Instead, it – and I – live. And I lived to see a Democrat that WASN’T a Dixiecrat elected to a seat in Alabama. He may only be a seat warmer for a few years, but…this is a HUGE symbolic victory. And a practical one: McConnell has one less vote in the Senate for a whole lot of things. Jones won’t vote with the Ds on every vote, but he may oppose McConnell on a few crucial ones – like the tax bill.

    Suck on it, you cocksucking, blood-drinking ghouls. You LOST.

  280. 280.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Good thing your sleep study wasn’t tonight!

  281. 281.

    lamh36

    December 12, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    @TerryMcAuliffe
    Follow Follow @TerryMcAuliffe
    More
    Roy Moore refusing to concede-bad candidate & bad loser=classless man. No surprise from a man who was banned from malls for stalking kids.

  282. 282.

    debbie

    December 12, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    @lamh36:

    If only McAuliffe had ended that tweet with: “LOSER!”

  283. 283.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 12, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: Trollillio. You add nothing to any discussion. Last response to you tonight. But do try to clever about your drinking comments.

  284. 284.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 12, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    @frosty: I’m here for you.

  285. 285.

    Amaranthine RBG

    December 12, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Cheers!

  286. 286.

    Mnemosyne

    December 12, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I would have drunk it anyway. ?

    Though, oddly, G said he thought I actually snored less last night with all of the equipment on. I didn’t sleep particularly well, but it was in large part because my carpal tunnel issues are acting up because of the crutches, so the pain in my arm kept waking me up. ?

  287. 287.

    Gelfling 545

    December 12, 2017 at 11:53 pm

    @Jinchi: By tomorrow he won’t remember who Moore is. It might even be true.

  288. 288.

    Gelfling 545

    December 12, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    @lamh36: No dragging required. Nothing Trump does better than a fiasco.

  289. 289.

    Bill Arnold

    December 12, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    Thank you, that Al Giordano‏ thread is quite helpful. (Sure there is a lot more to the picture though.)

  290. 290.

    mike in dc

    December 13, 2017 at 12:01 am

    AZ, NV, TX, TN, UT, WY, MS, NE all have R senators up for re-election next year. AZ and NV are very winnable, and with a big enough wave maybe we could get 1 or 2 more, plus hold all those incumbent seats.
    If we win the House and Senate next year, it’s time to torture Orangemandias. Subpoenas every day. Passing popular bills, trolling for a veto. Investigating the harassment allegations. Investigating the emoluments violations. Passing a bill requiring an annual neurological exam for the president, release of tax returns, etc. Just make every single day miserable for him. And, if Mueller’s report warrants it, impeachment.

  291. 291.

    SgrAstar

    December 13, 2017 at 12:05 am

    @lamh36: NEVER! Deep respect, fellow citizens. Now let’s reduce the rest of em to dust. 2018, we are coming for you.

  292. 292.

    Ilefttxwhenannlost

    December 13, 2017 at 12:19 am

    @Mnemosyne: this is huge and absolutely all thanks to the turnout of African Americans especially women…awesome!! Run for office if you can!!

  293. 293.

    Ilefttxwhenannlost

    December 13, 2017 at 12:23 am

    @WaterGirl: exactly lather rinse repeat giterdone

  294. 294.

    Duane

    December 13, 2017 at 12:39 am

    @dmsilev: If Cory Gardener believes that, he’s lost his damn little mind. I was glad that Bannon was in Alabama to share in Moore’s defeat. Fuckem.

  295. 295.

    Duane

    December 13, 2017 at 1:01 am

    @Jinchi: I wouldn’t want Santorum as a panelist on a jury, yet CNN drags his stupid ass out. Why?

  296. 296.

    Duane

    December 13, 2017 at 1:08 am

    @p.a.: Republicans keep running such bad candidates, I think they’re trying to see what they can get away with.

  297. 297.

    Duane

    December 13, 2017 at 2:37 am

    @lafcolleen: “So shell my peas and burn my grits.”

  298. 298.

    Pseudonym

    December 13, 2017 at 3:03 am

    @japa21: I’m having a sip of Ardbeg Uigeadail. What are you drinking?

  299. 299.

    JR

    December 13, 2017 at 6:27 am

    @Kay: Well, obviously.

    Bannon was a notorious chucker in his pickup days.

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