Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Bark louder, little dog.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

No one could have predicted…

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

A Senator Walker would also be an insult to reason, rationality, and decency.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

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Late Night Open Thread: Musical Interlude

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(My favorite Christmas carol, and one written by a Jewish composer. The grocery where Guilherme Assunção currently works is not quite close enough that we shop there, but given the number of small venues around here, I’m hoping to see him on a larger stage someday.)

I’m guessing there are still West Coast jackals wrapping last-minute gifts / finishing the meal prep / waiting for the travel-delayed relatives to show up. Not to mention those in more distant climes, now cleaning up after the big celebration (possibly nursing sunburns to go with the incipient hangovers.

Merry Whatever-Year-End-Celebration, y’all!

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    Mnemosyne

    I’m not sure I’ve seen this version before, but TCM is showing the 1936 version of A Christmas Carol with Reginald Owen. I’m a little surprised that the dialogue is pretty much verbatim from the book, to a noticeable degree.

    (We can’t get the Apple TV to spit out Shop Around the Corner, so we have TCM on instead.)

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    Mike J

    Just finished watching 2015’s A Very Murray Christmas. You always think Bill is nothing but smarm, but in the end he sells you his sincerity.

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    Mnemosyne

    @Mike J:

    We really liked that when it came out. Chris Rock makes me laugh really hard every time, and the cameos are terrific.

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    NotMax

    @Mnemosyne

    Originally was planned with Lionel Barrymore in the lead but he had to bow out for health reasons. Reginald Owen manages to crank out a Scrooge-like character but never seems to fully embrace the role’s essence, a hunched back standing in for a hunched heart; store brand cola compared to Coke or Pepsi.

    And his bald wig is not affixed invisibly – a lot.

    Not a bad version, simply a mediocre one.

    Trivia: A real family affair, with Gene Lockhart as Bob Cratchit, his wife Kathleen as Mrs. Cratchit, and daughter June as one of the Cratchit brood.

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    NotMax

    @Mnemosyne

    As you like period costume drama, will mention a personal fave among Xmas movies – John Huston’s final stint as director, The Dead.

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    John Revolta

    I was glad to hear you found your ornaments Anne. I know how it is, every one has a memory attached.

    Merry it up, ye jackals all!

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    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    We did our Christmas festivities last night, things turned out well. Everyone seems happy with their gifts and dinner turned out nice(thanks to Adam’s recipe tips). Cleanup will span well in to the morning I fear.

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    opiejeanne

    Supper was glorious and we all went out to play in the snow. We got only a few inches of the white stuff but there are several small snowmen sitting on the deck table, we had a snowball fight, we discovered a Tesla stuck back end in the ditch across the street, there are snow angels in the front lawn as well as the word “spotted” and the outline of a huge dick, the result of a pirate gift exchange that featured a can of spotted dick. It’s an English dessert thing and we are all a little wary of it, but will open it in a couple of days and some of us will bravely try some.
    Two of the. gentlemen smoked cigars and polluted the outside world but we all survived. My two daughters and their spouses are staying over and making breakfast, my niece and her husband and my sister headed south to Puyallup Tomorrow our older daughter has tickets for Jumanji in 3-D, not a film I would pay to see in a theater I think but much better than past Christmas Day choices. I doubt that it will be as bloody or disturbing as Django Unchained, which I loved, but damn!

    We have been tasked by the youngest with providing a white Christmas next year,, here at this house, just outside Seattle where snow is never a sure thing. .

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    Bemused Senior

    https://youtu.be/oMmhKsU_udw My daughter the singer- songwriter writes a Christmas song. Every year I get Christmas harmony for my present from my two daughters. Not religious but love carols. Maybe ten years of driving the carpool to the San Francisco Girls Chorus was worth it.

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    NotMax

    Lawdy. People in the neighborhood already testing the New Year’s fireworks. Several door-rattling booms interspersed with lesser ones.

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    FlyingToaster

    Not-at-all-guilty secret: I live walking distance from Russo’s. That kid has sliced pastrami for me. HerrDoktor was there the first time he sang (the one that freaked people out and ended up on ABC). If you’re in the near-Metro-West area (Watertown, Belmont, Newton, Waltham), this is the place to get your deli stuff. Also their prepared foods counter, and cakes from the bakery counter.

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