From irrepressible commentor OldGold:
How is Christmas like an ordinary day at the office?
You do all the work and a fat guy in a bad suit gets all the credit.
The snowplow guy, bless him, showed up (we didn’t expect him!) to remove the ice barricade at the end of the driveway, and the Spousal Unit is using his new electric snowblower on the walk. After getting a (surprisingly nice!) Frasier fir yesterday, we decided to wait to decorate it until after this evening’s traditional meal at our favorite Chinese restaurant. So I’m good for the evening…
Hope y’all are equally pleased with your Juul choices, whatever those might be!
Reactions to Socks as a Christmas Gift by Calendar Age:
0-3: blurb nurg (eats socks)
4-12: oh, socks
13-18: (SIGH) socks are you FUCKING serious
19-39: oh thank god, something useful, thank god
40+: Warm feet are the solitary joy remaining to me in this dark and fallen world
— The Lynch who Stole Christmas (@scottlynch78) December 23, 2017