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Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

You cannot shame the shameless.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

All hail the time of the bunny!

Consistently wrong since 2002

Come on, man.

“woke” is the new caravan.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

In after Baud. Damn.

“But what about the lurkers?”

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / I’m looking for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything

I’m looking for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything

by DougJ|  January 8, 20185:59 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M.

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Another day, another Republican House retirement. Let’s kick in some money into the fund that’s split equally among all Democratic eventual nominees in all House districts currently held by Republicans.

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Thought you might might like this picture of my dog with Santa. When we hit 25K on this, I’ll put up some baby pictures.

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  1. 1.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    January 8, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    Awesome. They know they’re going to get creamed in November.

  2. 2.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    I so, so, so want the next resignatee to be Rob Portman.

  3. 3.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    When we hit 25K on this, I’ll put up some baby pictures.

    Shameless! I’m torn between a groan and a chuckle.

    I’m a little confused:

    NOTE: Your contribution will be divided evenly between TX-24 2018 Democratic Nominee Fund, WY-AL 2018 Democratic Nominee Fund, and 238 other groups. Click here to allocate amounts differently or view all recipients

    So the plan is to divide it up and give to every Dem challenging a sitting R?

  4. 4.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    January 8, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    @debbie:
    You and me both. He’s one of my senators and he’s such a phony fake moderate.

  5. 5.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    January 8, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    Top-quality earworm. I will probably kick in some dough later tonight.

  6. 6.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    I’m not sure what the tag means; this may be O/T, but tough.

    Has Wolff’s publisher’s response to Trump’s Cease and Desist demand been shared at BJ yet? it’s really quite cheering:

    “The president is free to call news ‘fake’ and to blast the media. That goes against convention, but it is not unconstitutional,” Sargent wrote. “But a demand to cease and desist publication—a clear effort by the President of the United States to intimidate a publisher into halting publication of an important book on the workings of the government—is an attempt to achieve what is called prior restraint. That is something that no American court would order as it is flagrantly unconstitutional.”

    “There is no ambiguity here. This is an underlying principle of our democracy. We cannot stand silent,” Sargent added in his memo. “We will not allow any president to achieve by intimidation what our Constitution precludes him or her from achieving in court. We need to respond strongly for Michael Wolff and his book, but also for all authors and all their books, now and in the future. And as citizens we must demand that President Trump understand and abide by the First Amendment of our Constitution.”

    John Sargent takes shit from no one. This came out before the publisher’s attorneys offered their response (at the same link, but drier).

  7. 7.

    ruemara

    January 8, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: I think they’re hoping to avoid jail. Not just losing seats, imprisonment. Too much tainted money and info.

  8. 8.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:

    I had to stop emailing and faxing him. It was all I could do not to call him a pu$$y.

  9. 9.

    DougJ

    January 8, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Yes

  10. 10.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 8, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Son of a ….

    He brought up the farm bill, which is passed every five years and, among many other things, provides financial assistance to the agricultural sector through subsidies and other programs.

    “And I support a bill that includes crop insurance, unless you don’t want me to,” he half joked, again to applause.

    “I guess you like it right? Good. Because if I heard no applause I’d say ‘Forget it, give it up.’ Now I can’t do that.”

    The guy is a thug.

  11. 11.

    KS in MA

    January 8, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    @debbie: Fabulous!

  12. 12.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    January 8, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    @ruemara:
    They can try. I’m young so I don’t have a memory of Iran-Contra, but this seems to much bigger than previous scandals. I read that Mueller is planning on interviewing Trump.

  13. 13.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:

    Iran Contra was pretty big. Let’s just think of them all as being pretty big.

  14. 14.

    MomSense

    January 8, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    @debbie:

    I’m thinking of taking a week/10 days to visit my mom in Akron and do voter registration. I have to figure out when the campaigns will be doing that phase of work.

    There’s also some family things I want to do like see the old haunts and visit the grandparents at the cemetery. That sounds so morbid but they’ve been on my mind a lot lately.

  15. 15.

    Bruuuuce

    January 8, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    If we’re sharing our retirement hopes, I am going to give a callback to Schoolhouse Rock, and hope for No More Kings. (But if only one goes, let it be that momzer Steve King.)

  16. 16.

    VeniceRiley

    January 8, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    Royce’s seat is an easy flip. Been trending away from R for ages now.

  17. 17.

    Elizabelle

    January 8, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    You’ve got a great looking dog, Doug.

  18. 18.

    tobie

    January 8, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: The people in the audience are also thugs. They lap up farm subsidies a.k.a. entitlement, govt spending or welfare and then complain about layabouts in the cities who expect government help. I’ve often wondered whether we should pay for crop insurance in years when it’s not used. I understand covering it in years when crops fail but shouldn’t we expect farmers to pay for it in bumper years?

  19. 19.

    Mel

    January 8, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    @debbie: @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Count me in as number 3. He’s a spineless, heartless weasel.

  20. 20.

    B.B.A.

    January 8, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    @debbie: I remember neither, but from this millennial’s perspective, Iran-Contra was bigger than Watergate. Yet Nixon resigned in disgrace while Reagan is going on Mount Rushmore. How do you like them apples?

  21. 21.

    zhena gogolia

    January 8, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Sweet puppy!

  22. 22.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    @MomSense:

    When I moved back, I found that many of my old haunts had disappeared, like that Pretenders song. Very depressing.

  23. 23.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    @B.B.A.:

    They were similar to me. Both were law-breaking, lying presidents.

  24. 24.

    zhena gogolia

    January 8, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    I’ve been giving via SwingLeft. I guess I’m betraying BJ?

  25. 25.

    MomSense

    January 8, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    @debbie:

    Oh yeah. The family farm became a mall in the 80s.

  26. 26.

    Sab

    January 8, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    @debbie: Me too. Aside from his reprehensible voting record, have you ever had a call back from his office on anything?

  27. 27.

    Sab

    January 8, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    @MomSense: I am in Akron. Please let us know when you decide to come.

  28. 28.

    MomSense

    January 8, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    @Sab:

    Oh cool. Definitely. My mom is heading back on Thursday. She’s driving which makes me nervous but I can’t tell her anything!

  29. 29.

    Arcadia Berger

    January 8, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    The Iran/Contra Conspiracy was bigger than Watergate. Donald’s swamp of corruption is bigger than both put together, and then some.
    And yes, let’s all say “No More Kings”: no more Steve King, and no more King Donald.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvOZs3g3qIo

  30. 30.

    raven

    January 8, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    I’m nervous as a cat crappin ground glass.

  31. 31.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    @Bruuuuce: I now have an earworm in fragments from (good god I’m old) forty odd years ago

    (Gonna e-lect a president!)

  32. 32.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    January 8, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    I’m in. You better not be lyin’ about the baby pix.

  33. 33.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    @raven:

    They’ll win. Are you feeling better?

  34. 34.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    @Sab:

    No, but I would get a form-letter email 5 to 6 weeks after. Totally bogus.

  35. 35.

    Gelfling 545

    January 8, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    @debbie: It was seriously downplayed, though. I remember at the time thinking “How are they getting away with this?”

  36. 36.

    MomSense

    January 8, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    Anyone else think this Michael Wolfe fella looks a lot like Dr. Evil?

  37. 37.

    Crashman06

    January 8, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    @debbie: I used to work for a Macmillan company. Sargent was a good guy and a good leader. I was always impressed when he’d come to the office at the end of the year to talk with us and take questions.

  38. 38.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    @Gelfling 545: “A few months ago, I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.”
    – Ronald Reagan, admitting the Iran-Contra Affair, March 1987

    My recollection is, the public pretty much went along with this. And Poppy Bush perjured himself. And liberal columnist Richard Cohen said that was fine, cause he and Cap Weinberer used to nod hello to each other in the Piggly-Wiggly

  39. 39.

    Quinerly

    January 8, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    @MomSense: He’s an interesting looking guy. Kinda odd duck. Just clicked on MSNBC…caught a bit of a psychiatrist essentially saying the mentally ill are offended by being compared to Trump….the times we are living in…..

  40. 40.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    I’m watching Tweety for the first time in a long while, out of sheer bone laziness. Jonathon Swann (I think?) of Jim Vandehei’s Axios is personally offended by the Wolff book

  41. 41.

    Bruuuuce

    January 8, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: You’re welcome. :-) If you want to clear it out of your head, I find that listening all the way through works well. Arcadia Berger posted the video @29 for your convenience.

  42. 42.

    MomSense

    January 8, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    @Quinerly:

    Interesting times for sure.

  43. 43.

    Kathleen

    January 8, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    @debbie: When I call his office I say I’m not a “constituent” but I live in Ohio and give my zip code.

  44. 44.

    Kathleen

    January 8, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    @zhena gogolia: So you’re seeing other blogs? That swing?

  45. 45.

    Kathleen

    January 8, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    @Sab: I get emails telling me all the great stuff he’s doing for Ohio. When he isn’t trying to kill us.

  46. 46.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    it’s like they’re trolling BJ

    @ mattyglesias
    My god
    NYT OpinionVerified account @ nytopinion
    Did you vote for Donald Trump for president? We’d like to hear from you. #NYTLetters

  47. 47.

    Baud

    January 8, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Now I feel like I’ve been insulting garbage.

  48. 48.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    @Crashman06:

    I worked at Macmillan also, but before S&S took over. I remember Sargent having a good reputation in the industry, unlike so many others.

  49. 49.

    raven

    January 8, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    @debbie: A bit, a bunch of friends just called and the bars are full so we’re having an impromptu game party. I got pretty sad an hour ago, this will probably help.

  50. 50.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    January 8, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    @raven: I don’t usually follow sports ball and it only just dawned on me that this game is tonight. Go Dawgs!

  51. 51.

    p.a.

    January 8, 2018 at 7:46 pm

    My scandal is the biggest. No one has had bigger scandals than me! Pfft… other scandals?? SAD SCANDALS. Me me me big big big. goo gooo gaa gaa gaaa…

  52. 52.

    p.a.

    January 8, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    @raven: @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): espn bogarting the game? or will ABC have it too?

  53. 53.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    @raven:

    The last thing you need is a bar crammed full of germs, young man.

  54. 54.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    @p.a.:

    Not on ABC at all. :(

  55. 55.

    raven

    January 8, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    @debbie: It’s coming here, the bars are packed. I went to the Doc, didn’t go to the game, if my friends need shelter from the storm I’m here.

  56. 56.

    p.a.

    January 8, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    @debbie: dang

  57. 57.

    Fair Economist

    January 8, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    OMG, it’s like Christmas hasn’t ended yet! Royce (my Representative for many years) is one guy I really wanted out and was expecting to have to work really hard against. And now he’s gone, before I had to do anything!

  58. 58.

    p.a.

    January 8, 2018 at 7:51 pm

    @raven: What’s the drink of choice at SEC games?

  59. 59.

    raven

    January 8, 2018 at 7:51 pm

    @p.a.: I have’t had a drink in 25 years, don’t mean shit to me.

  60. 60.

    raven

    January 8, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    OK, crowd shuffle in. Laters

  61. 61.

    p.a.

    January 8, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    @raven: Good for you. Still a valid question though…

  62. 62.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    Fewer than 700 estates rich enough to pay the tax in 2016 had any farm assets at all, CNN reported in October, but that didn’t stop the wave of applause that greeted Trump when he claimed to have “spared” his audience the “punishment of the deeply unfair estate tax, known as the death tax.”
    “Get up!” he urged his audience, who obliged.
    “Oh, are you happy you voted for me,” Trump purred later. “You are so lucky that I gave you that privilege.”

    he was talking to farmers, basically– as somebody said on twitter the other day, I’d bet even money he’ll announce during the SOTU that Ivanka’s birthday is a national holiday

  63. 63.

    woodrowfan

    January 8, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    still can’t order the 2018 Balloon Juice pets calendar.

  64. 64.

    Jeffro

    January 8, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    Hey (since I guess this counts as an open thread?) see if this sounds familiar: Kansas Lawmaker says African-Americans are More Susceptible to Drug Abuse Because Reasons

    It’s heartening to see the Post push right back, right there in the article:

    Attempting to explain at a weekend legislative coffee session with constituents why “all drugs” were outlawed in the United States in the 1930s, Rep. Stephen Alford offered the following, according to The Garden City Telegram: “One of the reasons why, I hate to say it, it’s that the African Americans, they were basically users and they basically responded the worst off to those drugs just because their character makeup, their genetics and that.”

    At the risk of stating the obvious, this is not true.

    According to federal data, there is virtually no difference between black and white Americans when it comes to either rates of illicit drug use or rates of substance-abuse disorder. In 2016, according to the National Survey on Drug Use and Health, 54 percent of whites age 12 and older had ever used an illicit drug in their lifetime, higher than the 46 percent rate among blacks.

    Similarly, whites (7.8 percent) were slightly more likely than African Americans (7.6 percent) to meet diagnostic criteria for a substance-use disorder in 2016.

    And see if this sounds familiar (BJ was there first! This week, anyway!!)

    Rep. Alford is correct, however, that there was a distinct racial component of early efforts to outlaw certain types of drugs. It was not, however, out of concern for minorities, but instead part of an active effort to target them.

    Harry Anslinger, the first commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics (a predecessor of the Drug Enforcement Administration), zealously pursued marijuana prohibition in the 1930s in part due to a belief, echoed 70 years later in Rep. Alford’s remarks, that it was primarily used by blacks and Hispanics.

    Racism was “commonplace in Anslinger’s discussion of marijuana,” as John Hudak, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution, describes in his book Marijuana: A Short History. Among other things, Anslinger testified before the House Ways and Means Committee in 1937 that “colored students at the University of Minnesota [were] partying with [white] female students, smoking and getting sympathy with their stories of racial persecution. Result — pregnancy.”

    Getting ‘sympathy’?? Is that what they called it back in the 30’s?? Ah well…

    I’m starting to think that NCLB was created so that American students would spend less time learning history…maybe the solution is to go all-in on history and science (screw math!)

  65. 65.

    debbie

    January 8, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Didn’t he say something like if they didn’t clap loudly enough, he’d take back whatever it was he had miraculously delivered to them?

  66. 66.

    B.B.A.

    January 8, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He’s gonna lead Congress in a “LOCK HER UP” chant.

  67. 67.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 8, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    @p.a.: bourbon

  68. 68.

    chopper

    January 8, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    @B.B.A.:

    iran-contra should have been bigger than watergate.

  69. 69.

    Gelfling 545

    January 8, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Seems to me that there was no taste for a Nixon style hoopla among the public at that time.

  70. 70.

    Central Planning

    January 8, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Anybody got any dimes?

  71. 71.

    J R in WV

    January 8, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    @chopper:

    Iran-Contra WAS bigger than Watergate.

    Watergate was criminal conspiracy to steal an election by bugging the DNC HQ and learning what they were doing… never mind that Nixon had that election nailed in a box from the get-go.

    Iran-Contra was conspiring with a foreign enemy power (Iran) first to gain election by encouraging Iran to hold US diplomatic staff hostage until after the inauguration. Secondly to sell arms illegally to Iran, then using those funds to provide illegal support to right-wing death squads in Central America.

    Those Salvadorans being threatened with deportation back to El Salvador, they are victims of Reagan’s (and Oliver North, and, and … ) treasonous plots, which are still paying off for death squads in Central America. Reagan should have been tried, convicted and punished for his treason.

    But Republicans working all levers of power were able to cut things off way short of the President, even though he pleaded guilty in that speech he made. And then the prosecution (probably deliberately) made errors in Oliver North’s trial, in which he was convicted of multiple felonies, so that he squirmed out of all the crimes he committed, and has spent the rest of his life on the RWNJ gravy train.

    Gelfling is right, the public had no taste for political hoopla at the time. I think times have changed. I hope! Trump is far worse than Reagan, and his conspiracy went far further than Reagan’s. Conspiracy with the most dangerous rogue state in the world, with more special (nuclear) weapons than we have.

  72. 72.

    Citizen Alan

    January 9, 2018 at 1:04 am

    @Jeffro:

    Jesus fucking Christ. From the last paragraph:

    “I’m about as far from being a racist as I can get.” said Alford.

    “I’m not a racist. I just think blacks are genetically predisposed to be inferior.”

    Chris Rock called it years ago. The only way a white conservative can possibly be a racist is if he personally assassinated Medger Evers.

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