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You are here: Home / Politics / America / A Brief (Additional) Note On The Potential Shutdown

A Brief (Additional) Note On The Potential Shutdown

by Adam L Silverman|  January 18, 20189:31 pm| 124 Comments

This post is in: America, Domestic Politics, Election 2016, Election 2018, Open Threads, Politics, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, Silverman on Security, Our Failed Political Establishment

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I’m not sure there’s really much more that can be said about the potential government shutdown, but I promised I’d do a post on it. I’m going to make this short and sweet because today was leg day at the gym and I presently feel like this:

(Friends don’t let friends skip leg day!)

Every time we approach a potential government shutdown every government agency, department, bureau, and office runs through the same drill: preparing for the shutdown. This includes checking and reverifying that the civilian servants and contractors identified as essential or emergency essential still need to be classified that way or if others do. All hiring actions get placed on hold – from scoring of applications all the way through to on-boarding and in-processing. Hiring actions for contractors and awards of new contracts get put on hold by contracting officers (CORs). This is all tremendously expensive in terms of resources – personnel hours and the money to pay for them that are diverted every time we approach a potential shutdown. Everyone one of these short term CR/potential shutdown fights is basically Congressionally created waste, fraud, and abuse.

By the way, one of the dirty little secrets of government contracting is that a lot of these contracts, at least in the Defense and Intel sectors, are written so that the company is still going to get paid even if all of the contractors are furloughed and regardless of whether backpay is ever ultimately authorized for the specific contractors deemed essential. The companies just pocket the money. Hence contracting officers unwillingness to move hiring actions or move forward on new contract awards when facing a potential shutdown. They don’t want to have their organizations on the hook for paying for work that isn’t going to get done. So here too contracting isn’t really saving anyone any money. Finally, in regards to the contractors, if they pass another short term contract the contracting officers will still not authorize hires and on-boarding in case the government shuts down when the short term CR expires. This has wreaked havoc on a lot of people’s careers, especially those at the top of the pay scale. I’ve personally lost two full time equivalent opportunities in the past three years because of contracting officers refusing to authorize hires as a result of short term CRs.

Every agency, department, bureau, and office will have some personnel still working during the shutdown. despite the vast majority of civil servants and contractors being furloughed and put on the equivalent of unpaid leave if the government does shut down. What we don’t know, as this would be the first shutdown under the current administration is just how much proper shutdown planning has been done. Almost every Federal agency, department, bureau, and office is still missing significant numbers of senior political appointees, not to mention almost the entire tranche of the middle and low level political appointees that would and should be making a lot of these budgetary decisions at the departmental level and then pushing guidance down. Given the dearth of political appointments – both made by the administration at the one year mark and/or confirmed by the Senate – we are once again in uncharted waters. Things might go okay, especially if the shutdown is relatively short, say between 3 and 5 days. Or they could go really badly when the senior executives and senior civil servants in far too many acting leadership positions are unwilling to assume a lot of risk in making decisions regarding how to manage the Federal workforce through a shutdown and, as a result, decisions that should be made and guidance that should be given by political appointees weren’t made and wasn’t given because they haven’t been appointed for whatever reason.

I can say that it is my understanding that the VA will remain open because their funding was secured through to Fiscal Year 19 as a result of legislation signed in 2017.

Stay frosty! Or, given the weather in much of the US, stay warm.

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    Before anyone asks, I did not actually use the leg press. I did squats – 3 sets, Romanian deadlifts – 3 sets, high glute – 3 sets, adbuctors – 3 sets, adductors – 3 sets, leg extensions – 3 sets, leg curls – 3 sets. And then 30 minutes on the Helix machine at level 11.

  2. 2.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Eric Deggans at NPR‏Verified account @Deggans

    Wow. Party of Five, the ’90s drama about a group of five siblings raising themselves after their parents died, will be rebooted for Freeform channel. New story features siblings raising each other after their parents are deported to Mexico. Talk about a topical subject…

  3. 3.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    @rikyrah: That’s going to leave a mark. Or would if anyone ever heard of the freeform channel?

  4. 4.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    SURJ Columbus #FreeTheBlackPride4‏ @SURJColumbusOH

    Listen to #JosephHaynes’ grandmother tell the story of 16 year old Joey being killed by a deputy sheriff in a Columbus, OH courthouse.

    https://twitter.com/SURJColumbusOH/status/954045167069167622

  5. 5.

    Peale

    January 18, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    So if the Supreme Court invalidates DACA, does it then not matter if there is a clean bill?

  6. 6.

    justawriter

    January 18, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    “reeked havoc” Unless the havoc had a strong unpleasant odor, I think you meant “wreaked havoc.”
    The vocabulary nazi will go home now.

  7. 7.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Tim Fernholz‏Verified account @TimFernholz

    Wow, great job USA Today not letting this fall into the memory hole: Trump’s inaugural committee hasn’t accounted for tens of millions of dollars and won’t answer questions about it

    https://twitter.com/TimFernholz/status/954067818940719104

  8. 8.

    raven

    January 18, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Ice in the yard. . .goodnight.

  9. 9.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 18, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    @rikyrah: Fucking USA Today is doing a better job than the Vichy Times.

  10. 10.

    Schlemazel

    January 18, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    We get it on our cable but I have no idea what is ever on it

  11. 11.

    Baud

    January 18, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    @rikyrah: But is that really more important than compiling and publishing the views of Trump supporters?

  12. 12.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 18, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    Cute kitteh is cute. Thanks for the post.

  13. 13.

    boatboy_srq

    January 18, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    reeked havoc

    Maybe wrought havoc, or wreaked havoc? Reeking would just be smelly.

    /pedant /grammar-Godwinist

  14. 14.

    B.B.A.

    January 18, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    Trump doesn’t care. He’s off to Davos to stick it to all those bankers and foreign heads of state who wouldn’t invite him when he was just a third-rate real estate mogul. He’s gonna have the shiny hologram badge and they’ll all have to kiss his ring now!

    Shutdown? What shutdown?

  15. 15.

    Peale

    January 18, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: used to be Pat Robertson’s Family Channel. Now it’s best known show is the Fosters about two lesbian mothers raising a family, including an adopted son who has been dating boys since he was 13. So sad when Jude broke up with Connor, but now he’s got Noah and there’s nothing that Pat Robertson can do about it.

  16. 16.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    January 18, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: In defense of Vichy France, they didn’t start collaborating until after the Nazis beat them.

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    You were lifting dead Romanians?

    Kinky.

  18. 18.

    TaMara (HFG)

    January 18, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    @Schlemazel:

    Freeform was ABC Family so it brings Disney and teens to the table. Has some very popular shows for that demographic.

  19. 19.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 18, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Why no leg press machine?

  20. 20.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 18, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    @Thoroughly Pizzled: Good point, should we just call them the Nazi Times, then?

  21. 21.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Sherrilyn Ifill‏Verified account @Sifill_LDF

    Sherrilyn Ifill Retweeted The Hill

    Also, let’s not gloss over this story. This man was dir. of external affairs (the public face) of AmeriCorps – the organization that prepares young people for community service – providing disaster relief, building homes in low-income communities, helping veterans. This is awful.

    ………………………..

    The Hill‏Verified account @thehill

    Trump appointee resigns after history of racist, sexist remarks revealed http://hill.cm/8GSAYpY

    https://twitter.com/Sifill_LDF/status/954180163645919233

  22. 22.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 18, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: The live ones squirm too much, and it’s hard to keep good form.

  23. 23.

    B.B.A.

    January 18, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    @Peale: They still have to show the 700 Club every day because Pat Robertson put it in the contract when he sold it to Fox (who shortly thereafter sold it to Disney/ABC). When it became Freeform, Disney looked into buying Pat out, but decided it wasn’t worth it.

  24. 24.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Young people have heard of it.

    Home of the late Pretty Little Liars.
    Current home of Grown-ish.

    It reaches the youth demographic.

  25. 25.

    oatler.

    January 18, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: No Russian kettlebell? (TinaBelcherForLife)

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 18, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I know.

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 18, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    @B.B.A.: I wondered about that.

  28. 28.

    mai naem mobile

    January 18, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Any news from OzarkHillbilly yet?

  29. 29.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    @justawriter: @boatboy_srq: Thanks, I think my first try was reaked, which I knew wasn’t right. I’ll fix it.

  30. 30.

    Gravenstone

    January 18, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Leg press was the only thing that let me get decent leg definition back in college. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get to the same point on upper body so I was somewhat asymmetrical. Now, after decades of benign neglect, I am again symmetrical – as spheres tend to be.

  31. 31.

    Gravenstone

    January 18, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Formerly called ABC Family channel, so they’re not totally unknown.

  32. 32.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    @Peale: Now I’m tracking. I think my provider still lists it as Disney-Family on the on screen guide.

  33. 33.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Everyone needs a hobby.

  34. 34.

    Steeplejack

    January 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    @raven:

    Nice.

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Because it really isn’t a very good exercise. I get far better effects from doing other exercises that cover the same muscle groups better.

  36. 36.

    Schlemazel

    January 18, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    @mai naem mobile:
    I have been running the last day or two, whats up with him?

  37. 37.

    dmsilev

    January 18, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    What we don’t know, as this would be the first shutdown under the current administration is just how much proper shutdown planning has been done.

    We don’t know, but I think we can make a reasonable guess.

  38. 38.

    Another Scott

    January 18, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    As complex as the situation you’ve outlined is, it only covers part of the complexity of the Pentagon. E.g. the Navy has several Working Capital Funds that aren’t directly funded by line items in the federal budget. So, those federal employees still work and get paid during a normal shutdown, but were subject to the 2013 furlough. And imagine being scheduled to go on TDY when the government was shutdown. Do you get to go? Nope – doesn’t matter if you’re WCF or not.

    Or so a little bird told me.

    Lots and lots of rules and exceptions and exemptions and so forth are applicable, even within the DoD.

    Schumer is proposing a ‘days long’ CR for more negotiations…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  39. 39.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    @rikyrah: I’ve got to say when SEALs go bad, they go really bad. You’ve got Zinke who was run out of the SEALs, you’ve got Greitens who is in a lot of trouble in MO, you’ve got this guy, you’ve got the guy who claims he shot bin Laden and wrote a book about it, which has pissed off the other members of his team including the guy who actually took the shot.

  40. 40.

    Millard Filmore

    January 18, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Skype has an advertisement up in the corner right now …
    “Extreme muscle growing with new german pill”

  41. 41.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Actually I do the Romanian deadlifts because I am built in such a way that I can’t maintain form for a regular deadlift. My arms aren’t long enough to keep my back straight while holding the bar. So I either maintain proper form and bang the bar off my shins or I roll my back and do the exercise wrong. The straight leg (Romanian) deadlift resolves this problem.

  42. 42.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 18, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    @Schlemazel: Seems his son was hit by a car in New Orleans. That’s all I know.

  43. 43.

    Ohio Mom

    January 18, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I @Baud:
    I tortured myself today and read the NYT’s letters. The same few (and easily refutable) talking points, over and over — because of Trump the economy is booming, ISIS is on the run, our borders are being secured, strong judges are being appointed, our taxes are going down, the rest of the world is sitting up and taking notice (well, yes they are but not in a good way).

    The only variety was that the letter writers were from all over the country.

  44. 44.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    @oatler.: I’ve never touched a kettle bell. Russian or otherwise.

  45. 45.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    January 18, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Works for me.

  46. 46.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    @Gravenstone: Round is a shape! Leg press works really well for a small group of people. For everyone else it is largely a waste. What I really wish is that the gym I work out at had a hack squat machine.

  47. 47.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 18, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Now that I’ve got two arms again, I could consider that, but I’ve been doing leg presses for a long time, and felt I got good benefit from them.

  48. 48.

    Baud

    January 18, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: The guys on Seal Team seem swell.

  49. 49.

    fuckwit

    January 18, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    @dmsilev: fuck all none

  50. 50.

    Peale

    January 18, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: unfortunately, lately we only see the bad ones.

  51. 51.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    @Another Scott: I was trying to keep the post brief and not bore everyone to tears with the minutiae. I’ve been scheduled for TDY several times as we approached a CR and had my orders cancelled as no one would provide final authorization to travel. And I’m quite aware of the Navy’s somewhat unique concerns.

  52. 52.

    phein58

    January 18, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): Shows a lot of Harry Potter movies.

  53. 53.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Well I guess that’s that then:

    Hannity announces Mueller probe is over in message to Mueller. pic.twitter.com/sb1mLhElSi

    — Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 19, 2018

  54. 54.

    Ohio Mom

    January 18, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    @mai naem mobile: I hope that when there is news about O.H.’s son, someone front pages it (hint, hint). I’m very busy right now and am having to skip a lot of the threads.

  55. 55.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    @Millard Filmore: Guaranteed to pump you up!

  56. 56.

    cain

    January 18, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    @Ohio Mom:

    Thank you for doing what I wouldn’t do because as you say it’s always the same info. There are some portions that is changeable but otherwise it is isn’t.

  57. 57.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Like I said, it works really well for some folks. Not so well for others. I can put over a thousand pounds on the sled. Crank out ten rep sets. Never break a sweat and never really get much out of the exercise. So I spend the time doing other things.

  58. 58.

    B.B.A.

    January 18, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    FYI: the House passed a bill tonight to fund the government another four weeks (i.e. through Feb 16). It includes five years of CHIP funding. No mention of DACA.

  59. 59.

    mai naem mobile

    January 18, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    @Schlemazel: his son got run over on Monday or Tuesday night(Ive lost track of the days.)

  60. 60.

    phein58

    January 18, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    @Another Scott: Every agency has its complexities. In our lab, if we have money from non-appropriated sources (e.g., US Postal Service, private sector royalties), you may be able to work, if the project meets certain criteria, and you can telework.

  61. 61.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    January 18, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    @Baud:
    Do the editorial letters have names and addresses? If so, then yes, the FTFNYT is doing a public service. Those houses won’t get teepee’d themselves.

  62. 62.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    @Peale: Actually you only almost ever see the bad ones. The rest keep their heads down and their mouths shut, which is the norm in that community. And when you here from them it is largely for other reasons. Like the human interest angle of Kristin Beck’s story.
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jun/04/transgender-navy-seal-identity-gender

    The other SOF communities tend to be similar.

  63. 63.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    January 18, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    @B.B.A.:
    The question is will that bill pass the Senate? If the government shuts down the Republicans aren’t going to be able to successfully pin this on the Dems no matter how hard they scream and cry or how many assists they get from some in the media. They control the government. It’s on them.

    What a pathetic party; it can’t even get budgets done, the basic job of a legislator. The GOP deserves to go into the dustbin of history.

  64. 64.

    Kayla Rudbek

    January 18, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    @dmsilev: I can tell you right now that the Patent & Trademark Office hasn’t even received authorization to keep running off of user fees, which is the standard operating procedure during shutdown (i.e. keep going until the cash on hand runs out). I’m surprised that Big Pharma, Silicon Valley, and Disney haven’t started screaming at the Republicans in Congress to do something about that.

  65. 65.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    @Ohio Mom: I emailed him yesterday. Haven’t heard back. If I do, I’ll let everyone know what he tells me I can.

  66. 66.

    debbie

    January 18, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    @rikyrah:

    I have to tell you, that wasn’t what she said on last night’s news. In addition, there are witness reports that the gun went off when the cop hit the ground, as in it was an accidental shooting.

  67. 67.

    Ohio Mom

    January 18, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Yes, the letters all end with the writer’s name, city and state.

    Some of them had their photos (all white of course) which is weird because since when are photos included with letters to the editors? Made it look like the local paper’s obituary page.

    I was tempted to look up the fellow from Cincinnati but the urge passed.

  68. 68.

    B.B.A.

    January 18, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Signs point to no. Most Dems have said “no more continuing resolutions, full-year appropriations or nothing!” and there are a few Republican holdouts too. Maybe Mitch can scrounge up 50 votes and declare the filibuster inapplicable when a CR is about to expire and it’s the week of a new moon in January, but I doubt it.

  69. 69.

    Another Scott

    January 18, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: But Pat Robertson can leg press 2000 pounds!!11…

    Heh. ;-)

    I do leg presses occasionally to stretch out my knees so that they don’t lock up and act painfully weird when we go hiking. Works amazingly well for that purpose for me.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  70. 70.

    satby

    January 18, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    @Ohio Mom: I just hope that the lack of updates just means they’re busy keeping his son company in the hospital and that his surgery was successful.

  71. 71.

    Manyakitty

    January 18, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    @Schlemazel: They rerun a lot of Harry Potter and Hunger Games movies.

  72. 72.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    January 18, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    @Ohio Mom:
    Wow, even photos? That’s really brave of them. I would never do that, not in a million years.

  73. 73.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    @Another Scott: I’m not saying don’t do them. I’m just explaining why they don’t work for me. If they work for you, that’s great.

    As for Robertson. Sure, sure.

  74. 74.

    debbie

    January 18, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    I can’t imagine who Hannity thinks he’s intimidating. ?

  75. 75.

    Mike J

    January 18, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Every weekend is Harry Potter weekend on freeform.

  76. 76.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    @debbie: Probably Juan Williams given he pulled a gun on him, which is a crime in NY City even with a NY City conceal carry permit. But the unfortunate reality is that he’s speaking to an audience of one: the President.

  77. 77.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    @Mike J: Never read the books. Never seen the movies. Have no intention of doing either.

  78. 78.

    debbie

    January 18, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    What a pathetic toady. Pity Mueller can’t respond.

  79. 79.

    J R in WV

    January 18, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    Regarding Ozark Hillbiilly, I think I recall first hearing that his younger son was “run over” by a car with both legs broken seriously. Not too long after that I think we heard that he was doing OK either in surgery or post his (first of several I assume) surgery.

    More lucky than in the past I think he said. All vaguely recalled tho. Hoping hard for the best for the young’en.

  80. 80.

    Ohio Mom

    January 18, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: You are not an idiot like people who support Trump so proudly that they need it have it printed in the Newspaper of Record.

    Over thirty years ago, when it was not as common as it is now, one of my cousins got herself pregnant on purpose via a pretty anonymous one-night stand. She was a single school teacher in her thirties, living in Brooklyn, who wanted to have a child and that was the method she chose.

    She joined a support group for single moms and my aunt and uncle were besides themselves when the group was featured in a NYT’s article and my cousin was quoted.

    On one hand, their shameful circumstances were there in the hometown paper for all to see; on the other, their daughter was quoted in THE New York Times.

  81. 81.

    Keith Earle

    January 18, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Does work the stabilizer muscles, though.

  82. 82.

    Steeplejack

    January 18, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    @satby:

    I have a vague (and possibly incorrect) memory that Ozark doesn’t use a smart phone, so maybe he doesn’t have ready Internet access.

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    Phew. Mom just called with a computer problem. Diagnosing and walking her through fixing from 6000 miles away is not my favorite thing. But it’s resolved.

  84. 84.

    Ohio Mom

    January 18, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    @satby: I am going for No news is good news too. It can be pretty hectic when a family member is in the hospital. He warned us he’d be incognito for a while.

    @Adam L Silverman: As always, I knew you would come through.

    Now it is my bedtime. I can tell it’s getting late because I can hear the squirrels in the attic. They are very active every night around this time.

    The critter control company set some traps earlier this week, and refilled the bait today, but these guys are either too smart or not hungry : (

  85. 85.

    efgoldman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    @NotMax:

    Diagnosing and walking her through fixing from 6000 miles away is not my favorite thing.

    Are you one of those guys that calls me every couple of weeks offering to fix my computer ifc I just give him my card number?
    I told one guy my drive was spewing green and purple smoke and loading p0rn sites faster than i could close them.
    I told another guy i used an abacus.
    I asked one for his address so I’d know where to send the fraud police.

  86. 86.

    Amir Khalid

    January 18, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    At least see the movies. How else are you going to understand the Harry Potter references I like to make in comments? Seriously, the Harry Potter series is well worth reading/seeing. The movies are quite faithful to the books; JK Rowling has executive producer credit on nearly all of them.

  87. 87.

    efgoldman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    @Ohio Mom:

    these guys are either too smart or not hungry

    Scatter moth balls around the attic. The smell will drive them away. Raccoons, too. Then be sure to find and seal all the openings.

  88. 88.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    @efgoldman

    Had eight (8!) calls from one of those scam places yesterday. Probably because on the first one I played so dumb that the idiot who called actually started cursing at me, which opened the door for me to let loose with an elaborate torrent of invective right back at him.

  89. 89.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Neither the books nor the movies interest me.

  90. 90.

    Peale

    January 18, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: so you’re planning on retiring before you have to work with generation Z?

  91. 91.

    FlyingToaster

    January 18, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    @B.B.A.: And hence, CBN -> ABC Family -> Freeform remains blocked on all of our cable boxes.

    In other weird cable rebrandings, Spike TV became Paramount Network today.

  92. 92.

    satby

    January 18, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    @efgoldman:, @NotMax: caller ID was created to never have to answer a phone again if you don’t recognise the number.

  93. 93.

    SgrAstar

    January 18, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Too bad, Adam. They’re lovely. Rowling’s theme is the fight against fascism, emphasizing that individuals can join together to resist effectively. In my experience kids really resonate with the story, and they’re able to draw parallels with current events. I’m a huge fan.

  94. 94.

    satby

    January 18, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    @Steeplejack: now that you mentioned it, I think you are correct. Which makes me feel slightly relieved about the lack of updates.

  95. 95.

    satby

    January 18, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    @Amir Khalid: @SgrAstar: ok, you guys convinced me to give them a try. I haven’t been interested in them either.

  96. 96.

    efgoldman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    @satby:

    caller ID was created to never have to answer a phone again if you don’t recognize the number.

    1) I enjoy hanging up on the occasional real person (not the bots) (2) The spamholes are spoofing local number, now. We have lots of local contacts (girl scouts, church, medical professionals….)

  97. 97.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 18, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    @efgoldman: I don’t answer calls from numbers I do not recognize. They can leave a message, and, if it matters, I will call back.

  98. 98.

    Another Scott

    January 18, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    @SgrAstar: I’ve only read the first book, so far, but I really enjoyed it – much more than I thought I would before I started it. J read all of them and loved them.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  99. 99.

    Mnemosyne

    January 18, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    @NotMax:

    I’ve been tempted to pretend that their headset isn’t working right and keep them on the phone by claiming I can’t hear them, and then I can only hear them intermittently, oh, wait, now I can hear you … no, it’s gone again, you’re going to have to repeat yourself.

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I had a doctor’s office (not my regular doctor) that refused to leave voicemails, so I had no idea they were trying to reach me until they sent a letter via snail mail. That was really annoying. ?

  100. 100.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 18, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: They are way better than the Narnia shit.

  101. 101.

    Jay S

    January 18, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Scatter moth balls around the attic

    Don’t do this. It is illegal in most jurisdictions and can be problematic in getting rid of the odor after the fact The house I bought had squirrels in the attic and blown in insulation. One of the previous owners kids did this before the sale and they spent days trying to clean up after the fact.

  102. 102.

    Steeplejack

    January 18, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    @satby:

    So true. I never answer calls from unknown numbers. They can leave a message and I’ll get back to them.

    Although . . . once every six months or so I do answer an unknown call, usually because it’s a recurring number and I start wondering if it’s a legitimate caller with a valid reason for not leaving a message, like, I don’t know, maybe the housecat invoked HIPAA and told the vet’s office not to leave a message that could remotely compromise her health-care privacy.

    Anyway, I answered one of those calls just a couple of days ago, and of course it was the usual bullshit call: a perky, rushed female voice saying “We are responding to your request for information about health insurance [bullshit!], and I just need to ask you a few questions before I forward you to a customer representative,” etc. I literally could not get a word in edgewise and just hung up on her. So I guess I’m good for another six months of not answering unknown calls.

  103. 103.

    Gelfling 545

    January 18, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    @efgoldman: A friend at my Tai Chi club got scamed by one of those purporting to be from Microsoft. I asked her if she had ever in her life heard of anyone talking to an actual person at Microsoft. She acknowledged that yes, it was pretty unlikely that they’d start calling people.

  104. 104.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    @SgrAstar: And I am sincerely happy you like Rowlings’ work. It is not my thing. I read enough of the actual, historic stuff for work.

  105. 105.

    Gelfling 545

    January 18, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    @Steeplejack: T-mobile has got a new feature that shows the caller as Likely Scam if it is a number that has been reported in connection with scam activity and gives you the option to block it entirely. I’ve taken advantage of that feature quite a bit lately.

  106. 106.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    @Steeplejack: @satby: I emailed him at the address he uses to comment here. As you know that may or may not be a legit email address. And it may or may not even get checked regularly if it is legit. I also pinged a couple of the NoLa jackals and asked if they’d be willing to provide local guidance if he made contact and needed info on places to eat, get essentials, things like that. I have nothing to report though. Haven’t heard back.

  107. 107.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: And if they don’t leave a message and call multiple times in short order I know to block that number.

  108. 108.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I haven’t read the Narnia books since I was 7. I thought the first movie was okay. The second was meh. And the third was better in that it was, at least, entertaining.

  109. 109.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:48 pm

    @Steeplejack: The worst ones are every year I get a call at my cell phone number for my late father. One from the Florida Highway Patrol fund and one from the Fallen Police Officers of Florida fund. My Dad died in 2003. He was the most senior criminologist in the state of Florida. He probably taught more cops, local and state, than anyone else in the state over a 35 plus year career. Not counting all the consulting he did with local and state law enforcement. No matter what I do I can’t get them to fix this or take my Dad’s name and my name off the list. And since they come from Blocked Number, which in my line of work can be an official work call, I always wind up taking the call if I’m available to do so.

  110. 110.

    Steeplejack

    January 18, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    @Gelfling 545:

    That would be nice. I’m on Verizon, haven’t seen anything like that.

  111. 111.

    Steeplejack

    January 18, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Thanks. I think Quinerly has pinged a mutual friend of theirs in St. Louis.

  112. 112.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    @Steeplejack: Happy (you know what I mean) to do it. If I hear anything I’ll update everyone if given the okay to do so.

  113. 113.

    Steeplejack

    January 18, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    And since they come from Blocked Number, which in my line of work can be an official work call, I always wind up taking the call if I’m available to do so.

    That’s a bummer. I used to answer unknown calls because it could be a software client in extremis, but as I continue my slide into irrelevance that issue has mostly gone away.

  114. 114.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 18, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    @Steeplejack: It is what it is. The most recent call was on Monday night. The caller got a very unpleasant earful from me.

  115. 115.

    Ruckus

    January 19, 2018 at 12:23 am

    @NotMax:
    I don’t need permission nor do I need an opening when someone calls to scam me. I’ve had one, a car warranty company from NC, that was calling regularly until I answered one day. I believe I set a new record for how many times I could say fuck and assholes in one sentence. Haven’t heard a peep since.

  116. 116.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 19, 2018 at 12:30 am

    @Ruckus: I’m pretty sure my call with the Fallen police fund on Monday has you beat.

  117. 117.

    Ruckus

    January 19, 2018 at 12:30 am

    @Gelfling 545:
    I’ve talked to a live person at Microsoft. In the Customer Everything But Service Dept. An utter and complete waste of time.

  118. 118.

    Ruckus

    January 19, 2018 at 12:37 am

    @Adam L Silverman:
    Have you read some of my comments here? EFG and I seem to be known for our outstanding grammar and language usage. I gained mine from working in machine shops and the navy. Once was in a contest, in the navy of course, to see how many times fuck could be used in a sentence. The sentence had to make logical sense use proper grammar and have a point. IOW you couldn’t just say fuck a hundred times. I won.

  119. 119.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 19, 2018 at 12:42 am

    @Ruckus: I grew up on a sailboat. My Dad, despite the PhD and the professorship had grown up on the kill floor of a specialty meat packing plant. And was a long time union guy. I deployed to Iraq with a tanker brigade. To quote Robert B. Parker’s Spenser: “I’m a hooligan with a good vocabulary”.

  120. 120.

    Mnemosyne

    January 19, 2018 at 12:46 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    I read enough of the actual, historic stuff for work.

    So you’re saying Hogwart’s is real? ?

  121. 121.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 19, 2018 at 12:48 am

    @Mnemosyne: Crap, you’ve caught me. I’ve divulged to much!

  122. 122.

    Ruckus

    January 19, 2018 at 1:51 am

    @Adam L Silverman:
    Sounds like that could have been a graduate course in colorful language. Only degree that I hold.
    BTW I owned a sailboat, and not one of those little things that can be towed behind your car. Other than the marine store bill the sailboat didn’t come close to being a decent school in swearing. Not even close to one of those big gray things with lifers and officers on board.

  123. 123.

    phein55

    January 19, 2018 at 9:48 am

    @SgrAstar: I have to ask: Have you read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality? Google it if you haven’t. It’s the only fanfic endorsed by JK Rowling herself, and explores the appeal of fascism, among other things.

  124. 124.

    low-tech cyclist

    January 19, 2018 at 10:10 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    [The Harry Potter books] are way better than the Narnia shit.

    I’m a born-again Christian, and I approve this message.

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