Trump accused Democrats of orchestrating a government shutdown to detract from the anniversary of his inauguration https://t.co/MssBkoxY1K
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 20, 2018
Am I a terrible person if my first thought is “At least the porn star gets tested for STDs on a regular basis… “ ?
Well, you can see why Trump was so sad about missing it. pic.twitter.com/yEHi9SQ7mr
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 21, 2018
Mar-a-Lago guests paying $100k or more per couple to attend Trump’s inauguration anniversary political fundraising fala—which Eric & Don Jr attended in President Trump’s stead due to the shutdown—are apparent “traumatized” by scooping caviar with plastic spoons. pic.twitter.com/vcwcExYpX2
— Anna Massoglia (@annalecta) January 21, 2018
Trump Cult lady here stupidly paid $100,000 for an evening of rubbing up against trash at Skeez-a-Lago, and yet she's devastated to discover tacky plastic spatulas in the caviar spittoons at the filthy-ass brothel of a shithole grifter. pic.twitter.com/4GarfEuNiK
— ?Ryan Adams (@filmystic) January 21, 2018
Meanwhile, in South Carolina…
I smell like an ash tray. Also, I feel like one. Also, director's cut of the story involved a journalist who got kicked out because she was secretly filming Stormy with her phone, and another journalist who put his face in Stormy's cleavage.
— Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) January 21, 2018
GREENVILLE, S.C. — Year 2 of the Trump presidency began here overnight much like Year 1 had ended: with his alleged ex-mistress smashing people’s faces into her bare chest at a strip club between an airport and a cemetery.
Adult film star Stormy Daniels, who once claimed to have slept with Donald Trump not long after he married Melania, performed at 11 p.m. Saturday — the anniversary of his inauguration — and 1 a.m. Sunday here on the outskirts of town…
A normal Saturday at the Trophy Club brings in 100 to 150 people — and for a while on Saturday it seemed at least double that. “Making America Horny Again,” said a big sign outside, a play on Trump’s campaign slogan. Inside there was patriotic bunting on the brass railings. Red, white and blue balloons floated above each sticky table…
Reporters from several major news outlets staked out the strip club for hours and hours this weekend, just in case a porn star said or did something newsworthy. As if she might vault onstage, rip off her corset and — instead of clutching a pole with her pelvis — launch a news conference.
“It’s demeaning,” said Suzanne Coe, who nevertheless brought a copy of Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury” for Daniels to sign as a trivia prize for her bar downtown. “And it’s demeaning we have a first lady who posed naked. I don’t think you can humiliate America anymore.”…
Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, is 38. Yes, she is a porn star; she is also a mother, writer, director and advocate. In 2005, she lobbied the California legislature on behalf of the porn industry. In 2008, she talked about online safety for children at the National Press Club in Washington. In 2009, she was drafted to run for Senate in her native Louisiana against David Vitter, the conservative disgraced by his entanglement in a prostitution ring.
“Politics can’t be any dirtier of a job than the one I’m already in,” she told CNN then. Little did she know. Two years later she would detail her tryst with Trump to In Touch Weekly, which did not run it until a year into his presidency…
Quality of euphemisms has really deteriorated since Trump took office. Before, when a politician cheated on his wife he was "hiking the Appalachian trail." Now he's "fucking a porn star."
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 21, 2018