Even for the checks I received this morning.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Only Democrats have agency, apparently.
New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.
We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.
Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.
Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.
Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.
No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.
A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.
Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.
“woke” is the new caravan.
It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.
Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.
If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.
You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.
Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.
You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.
White supremacy is terrorism.
The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.
But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.
Tick tock motherfuckers!
Skepticat
Congratulations. Ya done good.
tarragon
Awesome.
Also too; did you beat the government reopening?
WaterGirl
Not a fun task, good for you for tackling it head on and getting it done.
NotMax
Pure curiosity. Without revealing specifics, were any sent overseas?
rikyrah
YEAH :)
schrodingers_cat
Run for President. You can assemble a better team with the jackals than current occupant of the Oval office.
Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho
Thank you. From the mailer of one of the later checks, which I hope you received before this morning.
Amir Khalid
No picture of Thurston looking adorable? I haz a sad.
Denali
Where’s my calendar? My check is in the mail.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
God damn it, I till don’t have my calendar. Also, too, this calendar sucks ass.
raven
5×5
PaulWartenberg
ALL HAIL OUR OVERLORD
ALL HAIL OUR OVERLORD
ALL HAIL STEVE!
ALL H… what?
efgoldman
@schrodingers_cat:
I could assemble a better team with my granddaughter’s pre-K school.
sukabi
@efgoldman: a better team could be assembled by walking thru a homeless encampment and randomly picking sleeping people.
artem1s
Thanks so much! looking forward to seeing it!
also, really? no major meltdown or epic rant? No broken bones? Mopping accidents?
I feel a little cheated :(