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All Calendars Are in the Mail

by John Cole|  February 9, 201811:20 am| 15 Comments

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Even for the checks I received this morning.

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15Comments

  1. 1.

    Skepticat

    February 9, 2018 at 11:24 am

    Congratulations. Ya done good.

  2. 2.

    tarragon

    February 9, 2018 at 11:29 am

    Awesome.

    Also too; did you beat the government reopening?

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    February 9, 2018 at 11:34 am

    Not a fun task, good for you for tackling it head on and getting it done.

  4. 4.

    NotMax

    February 9, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Pure curiosity. Without revealing specifics, were any sent overseas?

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    February 9, 2018 at 11:39 am

    YEAH :)

  6. 6.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 9, 2018 at 11:41 am

    Run for President. You can assemble a better team with the jackals than current occupant of the Oval office.

  7. 7.

    Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho

    February 9, 2018 at 11:47 am

    Thank you. From the mailer of one of the later checks, which I hope you received before this morning.

  8. 8.

    Amir Khalid

    February 9, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    No picture of Thurston looking adorable? I haz a sad.

  9. 9.

    Denali

    February 9, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    Where’s my calendar? My check is in the mail.

  10. 10.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    February 9, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    God damn it, I till don’t have my calendar. Also, too, this calendar sucks ass.

  11. 11.

    raven

    February 9, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    5×5

  12. 12.

    PaulWartenberg

    February 9, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    ALL HAIL OUR OVERLORD

    ALL HAIL OUR OVERLORD

    ALL HAIL STEVE!

    ALL H… what?

  13. 13.

    efgoldman

    February 9, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    You can assemble a better team with the jackals than current occupant of the Oval office.

    I could assemble a better team with my granddaughter’s pre-K school.

  14. 14.

    sukabi

    February 9, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    @efgoldman: a better team could be assembled by walking thru a homeless encampment and randomly picking sleeping people.

  15. 15.

    artem1s

    February 9, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    Thanks so much! looking forward to seeing it!
    also, really? no major meltdown or epic rant? No broken bones? Mopping accidents?
    I feel a little cheated :(

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