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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Cadet Bonespurs Goes There (Open Thread)

Cadet Bonespurs Goes There (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  February 26, 201811:36 am| 176 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Assholes, General Stupidity

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Trump rips Fla. Deputies for not going into school. "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 26, 2018

As if that craven shit-bag wouldn’t have trampled daycare toddlers and used kindergartners as human shields to save his own precious orange hide. Is it too much to hope that cops and boosters who were allegedly thrilled to have a president who “respects the badge” will notice that Trump throws cops under the bus the minute it becomes convenient for him? Probably.

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Shana

    February 26, 2018 at 11:38 am

    Christ what an asshole.

  2. 2.

    zhena gogolia

    February 26, 2018 at 11:39 am

    He keeps finding new ways to nauseate me.

  3. 3.

    zhena gogolia

    February 26, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Someone needs to find that video where he flinches when he’s at the podium and there’s a loud noise. He practically hides on the floor.

  4. 4.

    Gravenstone

    February 26, 2018 at 11:41 am

    I’m reminded of an incident in high school when we had a small gas explosion and fire in my lab. The teacher literally ran over one of the students in his rush to de-ass the area. Trump would be huddled in a corner somewhere, shitting himself if confronted with gunfire or other threatening circumstances.

  5. 5.

    LAO

    February 26, 2018 at 11:41 am

    Trump is a self-indulgent, moronic, sociopath. Nothing he says or does surprises me anymore.

    ETA:

    "i would've dodged those bullets like it was the draft" https://t.co/jqkcBf4LaP— andy levy (@andylevy) February 26, 2018

  6. 6.

    pat

    February 26, 2018 at 11:42 am

    As if the fat old fuck could “run” anywhere.

  7. 7.

    JCJ

    February 26, 2018 at 11:43 am

    I dunno, those bone spurs might have slowed him down quite a bit.

  8. 8.

    cope

    February 26, 2018 at 11:43 am

    Thanks for the mental image of Trump, gun in hand, storming the castle.

    Yes, his habit of turning on someone or something when it suits the plot of the internal movie of his life that flickers through his little pea brain is definitely a defining characteristic of his brand.

  9. 9.

    dmsilev

    February 26, 2018 at 11:43 am

    Never mind “in there”, when was the last time he could “run”, period?

  10. 10.

    trnc

    February 26, 2018 at 11:44 am

    He does really believe he’d run in to save the kids. He also believes he’s the smartest guy ever and that his inauguration crowd was the biggest one ever. When he actually cowers behind a bush after a car backfires at the school, he’ll blame it on the school gardener and threaten to revoke all public school funding.

  11. 11.

    FlipYrWhig

    February 26, 2018 at 11:46 am

    Since not getting an STD while clubbing counts as his personal Vietnam, what’s his personal equivalent for the heroic disarming of a school shooter: _not_ fucking a schoolgirl?

  12. 12.

    Ignatius Donnelly

    February 26, 2018 at 11:47 am

    @zhena gogolia: Here you go:

    https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DW-VRC6U0AAfusx.mp4

  13. 13.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2018 at 11:47 am

    @dmsilev: I’m telling you, the vast majority of his worldview is informed by Bernie Goetz. That’s the era and the environment his mind lives in, and that’s who he wishes he’d been.

  14. 14.

    Betty Cracker

    February 26, 2018 at 11:47 am

    @Gravenstone: Live video.

  15. 15.

    oatler.

    February 26, 2018 at 11:47 am

    The hebephrenic continues to disembowel himself on Twitter, shouting, gurgling and giggling while his “base” roars LOCK HER UP!

  16. 16.

    trnc

    February 26, 2018 at 11:48 am

    @cope: Speaking of mental images of DT, did you ever notice how twitter bombs from his bot supporters feature either pics from 40 years ago or drawings that make him look stronger than he has actually ever been, while Obama supporters tweet actual pictures of Obama?

  17. 17.

    dexwood

    February 26, 2018 at 11:48 am

    Well, then, I suppose Trump’s super hero capabilities make Secret Service protection an unnecessary expense.

  18. 18.

    Bobby Thomson

    February 26, 2018 at 11:49 am

    All lives um Blue lives um #somelivesmatter

  19. 19.

    trnc

    February 26, 2018 at 11:50 am

    @Bobby Thomson: #mylifematters

  20. 20.

    yam

    February 26, 2018 at 11:50 am

    @pat: True. He couldn’t even walk 700 meters at the G7 conference.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/335424-trump-rode-golf-cart-while-g7-leaders-walked-through-siciliy

  21. 21.

    Barbara

    February 26, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Every member of law enforcement in this situation would instinctively know that nothing they do could “save the day” or even any additional lives because they were totally outgunned. As we have all seen only too often over the last few years, no one is selecting police officers on their willingness to take a risk to life and limb. They did what they could in this case means they couldn’t do anything because no one could under the circumstances unless or until, if he had kept shooting, a tactical SWAT team with full body armor arrived, which is basically what happened in Las Vegas, and that guy was stationary, not moving around. But I am perfectly happy to let Trump or any other Republican politician throw law enforcement under the bus. See how they like it.

  22. 22.

    Elmo

    February 26, 2018 at 11:52 am

    Greg Stillson.

    Edited to remove the youtube video link, because it was way too long a clip.

  23. 23.

    kd bart

    February 26, 2018 at 11:52 am

    Trump would run like George Costanza from a trash can fire at a children’s birthday party.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnfbhdELQLA

  24. 24.

    Tinare

    February 26, 2018 at 11:53 am

    Since he wouldn’t even share his umbrella with his own son, I really, really doubt he’d rush in to danger to save stranger’s children.

  25. 25.

    Dave

    February 26, 2018 at 11:55 am

    Of course he went there. He really is every asshole idiot at the end of the bar going on and on about what they would have done, how bad ass they are, and every other negative stereotype. His supporters are correct about one thing they really did elect one of their own.

  26. 26.

    Chyron HR

    February 26, 2018 at 11:55 am

    @Elmo:

    If we’re going for Stephen King characters, I think he’s more the “M-A-G-A, that spells no collusion!” type.

  27. 27.

    Sloane Ranger

    February 26, 2018 at 11:56 am

    I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

    But his bonespurs! Or did they miraculously disappear once the Draft ended?

  28. 28.

    Mandalay

    February 26, 2018 at 11:58 am

    In unrelated good news about Trump:

    The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday dealt a setback to President Donald Trump, requiring his administration to maintain protections he has sought to end for hundreds of thousands of immigrants brought illegally into the United States as children.

    Those pesky courts standing in the way of justice yet again.

  29. 29.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    Trump rips Fla. Deputies for not going into school. “I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

    — Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 26, 2018

    Do the Blue Lives Matter crowd realize that Dolt45 has thrown their azzes under the bus?

  30. 30.

    cope

    February 26, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    @trnc: I’m not on Twitter but I’m not surprised.

  31. 31.

    randy khan

    February 26, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in the DACA case:

    One strike for the Administration

    This doesn’t mean the Court won’t hear the case in the end (or that the appeals court won’t overturn the District Court decision), but it’s definitely a blow to the Administration.

  32. 32.

    randy khan

    February 26, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    @Mandalay:

    You beat me to it.

  33. 33.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 26, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Also can the media bots please stop calling it Russian meddling? An attack on our democracy by a foreign power is not “meddling”, meddling is what my neat and tidy husband kitteh does when he tries to tidy up while I am cooking.

  34. 34.

    FlipYrWhig

    February 26, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: It’s sort of a fusion between Goetz and Jerry Buss. Vigilante and playboy. Or, to put it another way, Batman.

  35. 35.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    God but I can’t stand the horrible flat, syncopated breath taking manner of speech Ivanka has.

  36. 36.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    Why is Ivanka Trump engaging in international diplomacy?
    02/26/18 09:30 AM
    By Steve Benen

    Not long after the 2016 election, CBS News’ Leslie Stahl noted to Ivanka Trump that there were widely held assumptions that she would soon have a role in her father’s administration. “No,” she replied. “I’m going to be a daughter.”

    It was a commitment she quickly abandoned. Ivanka Trump soon had a West Wing office, a staff, a policy portfolio, and a presence on the international stage.

    Trump World continues to push this envelope. On Friday, Donald Trump announced new sanctions on North Korea, and soon after, the Wall Street Journal had this report:

    U.S. presidential adviser Ivanka Trump arrived in Seoul on Friday as South Korea’s leader faced a backlash for agreeing to host a North Korean general blamed for the deaths of 46 South Korean sailors.

    Ms. Trump, daughter of President Donald Trump, landed in the afternoon and headed to the presidential Blue House in Seoul for a dinner with President Moon Jae-in.

    …………………

    And yet, according to the Trump administration, Ivanka Trump reportedly briefed South Korean leaders on the new U.S. sanctions on North Korea. When Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin was asked if the president’s daughter had the necessary security clearance for such a briefing, he replied, “She has the appropriate access to brief the president.”

    The difference between “access” and “clearance” matters. Indeed, Ivanka Trump is one of several people in the president’s orbit who has not yet obtained a permanent security clearance.

  37. 37.

    jimmiraybob

    February 26, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    There are photos and videos of Trump recoiling from a Golden Eagle during a campaign commercial production. The look of fear as he recoils would make a nice update to illustrate President Super Hero’s unflinching super heroism.

    Just sayin’

  38. 38.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    “I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”
    AKA
    “I really believe I’d lumber slowly away from the place, confusedly wondering why I’m not on my golf course.”

  39. 39.

    patrick II

    February 26, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    Trump actually believes this about himself. He sees himself as a heroic figure. And to a degree its worked, he has bravely overthrown the “swamp” and “dark state” (laws) become president and to MAGA — which means he and other heroes like him (white guys with old fashioned know-your-place values) can once again run the country.

  40. 40.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    Trump describes investigation into Russia scandal as ‘illegal’
    02/26/18 10:00 AM
    By Steve Benen

    Donald Trump’s willingness to play make-believe extends to pretending to be a legal expert who’s uncovered evidence of all kinds of crimes.

    On Saturday, for example, the confused president, pointing to a memo prepared by Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee, argued that the Justice Department and intelligence agencies did “terrible things” that were “so illegal.” The Democratic document actually proved the opposite.

    Soon after, he called into a Fox News program to argue that Hillary Clinton’s campaign was guilty of unspecified crimes, worthy of investigation. The president’s eagerness to lobby the Justice Department to probe his political adversaries continues to be unhealthy.

    But perhaps most importantly, Trump published a tweet about an entirely new criminal allegation:

    “This whole Witch Hunt is an illegal disgrace…”

    Trump was referring to the investigation into the Russia scandal, which isn’t a witch hunt, illegal, or disgraceful.

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    @jimmiraybob: To be fair, not that he deserves any fairness, but I don’t want any part of that eagle either.

  42. 42.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    If Trump were on this whale-watching boat he’d be the one to freak out and fall overboard.

  43. 43.

    Elizabelle

    February 26, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    The fuck he would have.

    I take comfort in knowing that watching Trump and the other gunhumpers is probably growing spine in gun control advocates. Including high school and college students.

    This is a great concept to organize around for the midterms. Keep it coming, #Trumplivesmatter

  44. 44.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Iowa Republican faces a doozy of an ethics mess
    02/26/18 11:00 AM
    By Steve Benen

    At first blush, it sounded like a rather mundane controversy. Rep. Rod Blum (R-Iowa), a top target for Democrats in this year’s midterms, reportedly violated House ethics rules by “failing to disclose his role in a company that he formed.”

    Given the scope of some of the recent political scandals we’ve seen, Blum’s disclosure issue seemed easy to overlook. But the Associated Press had a longer report on the Iowa Republican’s “mysterious outfit,” which suggests this story is a lot more interesting than first assumed.

    Rep. Rod Blum was one of two directors of the Tin Moon Corp. when the internet marketing company was incorporated in May 2016, as the Republican was serving his first term, a business filing shows. Among other services, Tin Moon promises to help companies cited for federal food and drug safety violations bury their Food and Drug Administration warning letters below positive internet search results.

    Blum said in a statement Wednesday evening that he made an “oversight” in failing to disclose his ties to the company on his personal financial disclosure covering calendar year 2016, which he submitted last August. He said he was amending the form to list his role as director of the company and Tin Moon as an asset, even while he downplayed the significance of the matter.

    So, while serving in Congress, Rod Blum helped create a sketchy-looking company intended to help those who are accused of violating FDA standards. The GOP congressman, who was featured on the company’s website in a photo featuring his congressional members’ pin, was required to disclose his role in the business, but didn’t. What’s more, as the Associated Press’ report noted, the business is based in the same Iowa office as a construction software company Blum also owns.

    The congressman called the disclosure failure an “administrative oversight,” which isn’t exactly a compelling defense.

  45. 45.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    @rikyrah: And yet we still do not have a US Ambassador to South Korea.

  46. 46.

    Tilda Swintons Bald Cap

    February 26, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    The more he runs his yap the more people hate him.

  47. 47.

    Amir Khalid

    February 26, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    I hope this statement of Trump’s gets publicity — plenty of it, and all negative.

  48. 48.

    Jeffro

    February 26, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    There are going to be so many people peeing on this man’s eventual resting place, it’ll be unreal.

  49. 49.

    No Drought No More

    February 26, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    Republicans are practicing Costanzanistas: if they believe it, it is therefore true. Their seas are always angry, their bowls of soup always cold..

  50. 50.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Not that it matters much but MSNBC is running it as their chyron under Breaking News.

  51. 51.

    JPL

    February 26, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    @rikyrah: MAGriftA

  52. 52.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    @Tilda Swintons Bald Cap: I saw earlier that the intensity against Trump has more than doubled the intensity for him. I want to say it was something like 16% for and 38% against but could be wrong.

  53. 53.

    Dave

    February 26, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    @Corner Stone: Oh anyone I wouldn’t make fun of for this unless they were a friend or sibling; different rules there. The guy that like to publicly pound his chest about how tough guy he is while attacking someone else? That guy should be dragged relentlessly.

  54. 54.

    PaulWartenberg

    February 26, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    This SOB can’t walk down stairs.

    But I’m not surprised he went there. trump is always about his own ego and insulting others to make himself look better no matter what.

  55. 55.

    geg6

    February 26, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    @pat:

    This. Christ, he can’t even walk to hit a ball on a golf course.

  56. 56.

    MattF

    February 26, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Trump believes he would have stopped bullets with his bare hands and the sheer force of his personality.

  57. 57.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    February 26, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Yeah, he would have gone into that school just like he went into Vietnam.

  58. 58.

    Amir Khalid

    February 26, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    If he manages to alienate the LEO community with crap like this, and I hope he does, he’ll have scored an important own goal.

  59. 59.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Florida Man moves to Missouri.

  60. 60.

    jimmiraybob

    February 26, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    @Corner Stone: The use of the Eagle as a prop and then getting too close and trying to grab something was pretty priceless – in highlighting his oblivious dumbassery. His unheroic response is exactly what I would have done too. But I’m not claiming that I would instantaneously face down a maniac with a semi auto rifle either.

  61. 61.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    @MattF: If you were a bullet would you want to be in Trump?

  62. 62.

    Chip Daniels

    February 26, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    It isn’t just Trump.
    I notice the entire right wing has now turned on law enforcement.
    First the FBI, and now the local police who we are constantly being told, are the ultimate authority.

  63. 63.

    Amir Khalid

    February 26, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Test:
    Emma Watson’s socialist pussy cat wears bullshit casino shoes.
    ETA: I don’t know why my earlier comment disappeared, but apparently it wasn’t for “bullshit”.

  64. 64.

    low-tech cyclist

    February 26, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    @jimmiraybob: To be fair, not that he deserves any fairness, but I don’t want any part of that eagle either.

    The difference being that none of us are deluding ourselves that we’d have done heroic things if only we’d been there that day.

  65. 65.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 26, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    Talk is cheap.

  66. 66.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    @low-tech cyclist: I would’ve. I would have scaled the side of the building to get to the third floor, fuck stairs. Then I would have punched out a window, done a flying somersault into the hallway, matrix style ran sideways along the lockers, landed right in front of that crazy loser and said, “I dare you to pull that trigger, punk.”
    When he collapsed into a pile of crying, quivering mess I would have picked him up by his shirt collar and slapped him across the face, Gen Patton style. Then thrown him out the window and started carrying wounded downstairs by the dozens.

  67. 67.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 26, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Is this M4’s neural net commenting?

  68. 68.

    JPL

    February 26, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: It’s cheap but it can also be dangerous when coming from Trump’s mouth.

  69. 69.

    Amir Khalid

    February 26, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    @Chip Daniels:
    This could turn out to be a significant own goal.

  70. 70.

    jimmiraybob

    February 26, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: As if our craziness factor needs outside help. But honestly, if was a pretty fine day yesterday to be outside.

  71. 71.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I am going to need you and Baud to stop it with all the surprise tests going on around here.

  72. 72.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    @Corner Stone: You’re my hero.

  73. 73.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 26, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    @Corner Stone: Would you be wearing a long black coat with sunglasses like Morpheus or Neo or a cape?

  74. 74.

    Brachiator

    February 26, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    @Shana:

    Christ what an asshole.

    Sigh. I say this about Trump nearly every freaking day as soon as I check the news.

  75. 75.

    p.a.

    February 26, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    Atrios nails it:

    Outrage Of The Hour
    One problem with the darkest timeline is that the hits keep coming. Everything, from the latest stupid tweet to the serious policy decisions, is worthy of outrage, and it’s difficult to maintain a good sense of what really matters and what is just theater, if outrageous theater.
    by Atrios at 11:13

    Thanks to the spineless MSM, if trump goes without soiling himself for 24 hours he’s “turned a corner.”

  76. 76.

    I'll be Frank

    February 26, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    That might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard a President say. Hey everybody look, it’s President LEEROY JENKINSSSSSSS

  77. 77.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    @Chip Daniels:

    I notice the entire right wing has now turned on law enforcement.

    It’s the same bifurcation the right has about the military. They lurv them some people who go overseas to kill brown people, but don’t want to pay them when they are there or take care of them when they come back.
    They talk all about heroic LEO while they are shooting unarmed PoC, but call them jack booted thugs when they try to enforce the law against white folk.

  78. 78.

    randy khan

    February 26, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    If you were a bullet would you want to be in Trump?

    I’d just keep going right through.

  79. 79.

    rp

    February 26, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Is Trumpism contagious? I don’t love Yglesias, but he normally isn’t a complete moron AFAIK.

    Matthew Yglesias‏ Verified account
    @mattyglesias
    25 years ago, Bill Clinton wanted to execute major drug dealers.

  80. 80.

    MFA

    February 26, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Everyone is missing the ‘tell’, which is the first three words in Trump’s statement: “I really believe…”.

    That’s what makes the statement true in his mind; he really does believe it.

    We know he wouldn’t, not in a million years; and everyone else pretty much knows he wouldn’t, and that is it hyperbole of the worst sort; but the nub is that he BELIEVES he would do so.

    And that’s what matters to him–that he can believe he is heroic.

    Oh well.

  81. 81.

    Spanky

    February 26, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    @Brachiator:

    @Shana:

    Christ what an asshole.

    Sigh. I say this about Trump nearly every freaking day as soon as I check the news.

    You wait for the news?

  82. 82.

    Kay

    February 26, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    What the President is saying is that the adults have gone from doing nothing to blaming one another.

    It’s still an open question whether they’ll be able to dump this problem off on teachers, but they’re going to dump it on someone, and it isn’t going to be any of them.

    They don’t want to do anything about it. If they wanted to they would have done something 200 dead kids ago.

    Should. Someone should do this or that. But not them.

  83. 83.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Of course not. I’d have a poorly fitting suit with a too long red tie. Like all real-life heroes, obviously.

  84. 84.

    Jeffro

    February 26, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    @LAO: Some of the commenters on that thread are hysterical

    “He would have worn a dress to get off the Titanic ffs”

    “and blown three sailors”

    LOL

  85. 85.

    kdaug

    February 26, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    @Corner Stone: Don’t sweat it, kiddo. That eagle doesn’t want to have anything to do with you, either.

  86. 86.

    Humdog

    February 26, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    @Jeffro: people will have to take a number to show who gets to pee on his grave next and they will have to dig a channel away from it to redirect the liquid so as to not make a pee lake. Cannot wait!
    Actually we can start now by putting his mug on all urinal cakes everywhere, throughout the world. Sell them to replenish our country’s coffers.

  87. 87.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    @randy khan: But then you’d have Trump goo all over you. And no matter how many feet per second you went screaming away from him, ain’t nothing gonna get that off.

  88. 88.

    Mandalay

    February 26, 2018 at 12:37 pm

    @Chip Daniels:

    It isn’t just Trump. I notice the entire right wing has now turned on law enforcement.

    A few minutes ago Trump was bragging about how his Administration has given hundreds of millions of dollars worth of excess military equipment to police departments.

    Two or three armored humvees surely would have made a huge difference at Parkland.

  89. 89.

    Librarian

    February 26, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    @rp: I think he’s talking about the “death penalty for drug kingpins” thing.

  90. 90.

    Humdog

    February 26, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    Threads seem much less violent lately. Was TenguPhule banned?

  91. 91.

    rp

    February 26, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    @Librarian: Right — I know. It’s just that bringing up Clinton in this context is idiotic.

  92. 92.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    @kdaug: Don’t make me have my security guards escort you out. For “your own protection”, of course.

  93. 93.

    MCA1

    February 26, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: …and becomes Governor! Oh, wait – different story?

  94. 94.

    aimai

    February 26, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    @Gravenstone: When I was in Nepal there was a big earthquake and i remember that it was the talk of our village that a new groom fled the house and left his bride behind. When the earthquake happened I grabbed the baby next to me and was out the door. People do a lot of crazy shit when they get frightened. You don’t know whether you will be one of the ones who at least thinks of the people next to you or runs out i a panic.

  95. 95.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    And yet we still do not have a US Ambassador to South Korea.

    Because Trump intends to make sure there isn’t anything left of South Korea before he’s done.

  96. 96.

    PJ

    February 26, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Actually, in the eyes of the supporters of Republican propriety and seriousness, meddling is what Mueller is up to, and what the Stoneman High School students are up to, as in the ol’ Scooby Doo ending, “And I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”

  97. 97.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    @Mandalay:

    A few minutes ago Trump was bragging about how his Administration has given hundreds of millions of dollars worth of excess military equipment to police departments.

    To protect them from those scary unarmed black males, no doubt.

    It couldn’t happen here, until it did.

  98. 98.

    sukabi

    February 26, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: you’re going to have to come up with a different analogy for that….pretty sure one of drumpfs assault accusers said she was 13 at the time of assault.

  99. 99.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    If you were a bullet would you want to be in Trump?

    Once you realize you’re in Trump, you exit through a bigger hole then you entered as fast as possible.

  100. 100.

    Amir Khalid

    February 26, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    @Mandalay:

    Two or three armored humvees surely would have made a huge difference at Parkland.

    How so?

  101. 101.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    @sukabi:

    you’re going to have to come up with a different analogy for that….pretty sure one of drumpfs assault accusers said she was 13 at the time of assault.

    Not strangling the school girl after raping her?

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    February 26, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    @Spanky:

    @Shana:

    Christ what an asshole.

    Sigh. I say this about Trump nearly every freaking day as soon as I check the news.

    You wait for the news?

    Yeah. Otherwise I would be afraid to get out of bed and my blood pressure would spike.

  103. 103.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    How so?

    Retune your sarcasm detector.

  104. 104.

    Boatboy_srq

    February 26, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    Lord Dampnut can’t be arsed to stand his ground and stay in the WH over a weekend for a budget negotiation with Congresscritters armed only with talking points and imaginary numbers.

  105. 105.

    Scotius

    February 26, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    Unlike Trump, that eagle is a legitimate bad ass.

  106. 106.

    Kay

    February 26, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    So there’s a weird wrinkle showing up in the threat investigations here. There’s been a kind of trend towards high school kids trending slightly older than they were. Some of this is public pre-k. They can assess them earlier and sometimes recognize they shouldn’t be promoted so they get an “extra” year sometime between pre-k and kindergarten.

    But what that means is they are adults and if they make a threat, even a stupid threat that is clearly a (bad) joke they can be charged with a second degree felony in Ohio and they are being charged with that.

    So the US gun fetish claims another set of young victims, who will now be doing 2 to 8 in prison for a stupid joke. Ripples. It ripples. It’s ALL bad.

  107. 107.

    trollhattan

    February 26, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    But, can you poker?

    ETA
    Zut alors, it’s a New BJ Day!

  108. 108.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    @Kay:

    It’s still an open question whether they’ll be able to dump this problem off on teachers,

    Its a fairly safe bet that the question has been resolved in favor of dumping it on the teachers as far as the Republican man on the street is concerned.

    Fuck it.

    Registration or Confiscation. Pick one. And let the NRA fuckers try to go out guns blazing. Good riddance.

  109. 109.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Talk is cheap.

    So move on to experimentation?

  110. 110.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    @Kay: We have extra police presence on all schools in our ISD because some assholes have apparently been “cut and pasting” school threats found on Snapchat and sending them to schools.
    I hope they catch the damn fools but am not sure what they’d be charged with.

  111. 111.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    @Kay:

    So the US gun fetish claims another set of young victims, who will now be doing 2 to 8 in prison for a stupid joke.

    Sorry, no sympathy. I remember those exact type of assholes from my school days and society is much improved the longer they stay out of it.

  112. 112.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    February 26, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    As I’ve said before here, I was a non-sworn member of LE (CSI/Evidence Tech) twenty years ago. I feel pretty certain that a lot of cops will give Fat Donnie some side eye for this.

  113. 113.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Baka Amerikahito) ? ?

    February 26, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Wow. Talk about amateur hour. Trump’s not going to be dictator when he’s throwing security forces under the bus.

  114. 114.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    @trollhattan: Are you suggesting one would need cialis for their penis?

  115. 115.

    Mandalay

    February 26, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    @low-tech cyclist:

    The difference being that none of us are deluding ourselves that we’d have done heroic things if only we’d been there that day.

    I don’t think that is the case. The truth is that none of us know what we would have done. After a tragedy or an emergency we don’t get to read interviews from those who did nothing, but we do hear from the heroes, and a couple of themes emerge:
    – They say that they just reacted immediately, and didn’t even think about the risk.
    – They frequently claim that they do not consider themselves brave at all, and were surprised by what they did.
    Even allowing for some modesty when being interviewed, it seems pretty likely that none of us know what we might do when confronted with a dangerous situation.

    The house is on fire and the cranky old neighbor you never liked is inside. What do you do? But what if it was your child instead…you’d go in then for sure right? Well, maybe not. I suspect some folks would risk their life for their cranky neighbor, and others wouldn’t risk harming themselves to save their kids.

  116. 116.

    Jeffro

    February 26, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    “He would have rushed in…if the shooter was in the girls’ locker room, maybe…”

  117. 117.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    @trollhattan: It’s not all blue skies. I just tried the hardening drug one would take and the male body part it works on and iz moderated.

  118. 118.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    @Chip Daniels:

    I notice the entire right wing has now turned on law enforcement.
    First the FBI, and now the local police who we are constantly being told, are the ultimate authority.

    “What is needed is a new reliable security force that are totally not like the Socialist Liberal Nazis in law enforcement today.”

    “To distinguish the new armed Coalition Trump Forces, skulls will be mandatory on all uniforms.”

  119. 119.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Baka Amerikahito) ? ?

    February 26, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    Donald the Butcher. That’s what I’ll call him if the shit hits the fan.

  120. 120.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Hmmmmmmm…

    Mueller’s interest in Skadden goes beyond Alex can der Zwaan to the law firm’s work with Manafort and Gates for the pro-Russian Ukrainian regime. Skadden has produced docs and named a top attorney to deal with the probe. Lawyers are on edge, NYT reports. https://t.co/FJaT20Dy3P

    — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 26, 2018

  121. 121.

    Jeffro

    February 26, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    @Humdog: He’s already making someone rich – Trumpov toilet paper is available in many places. I’ll wait to visit…and most certainly will be visiting…the grave site.

  122. 122.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    “Mueller has not yet made public his findings on… the Miss Universe pageant in Moscow… [and] whether Trump and the Russians used the relationships cemented at the pageant to advance Trump’s goal of becoming President of the United States.” https://t.co/dAXDs57FnR

    — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 26, 2018

  123. 123.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka Baka Amerikahito) ? ?:

    Wow. Talk about amateur hour. Trump’s not going to be dictator when he’s throwing security forces under the bus.

    Actually, this is right out of the old dictator playbook.

    Accuse the old security of being a threat and create/appoint new loyalists.

    Another norm shredded.

  124. 124.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    Who actually believed them?

    Corporations told the public they were using their tax savings to reward workers. They were telling investors a very different story. https://t.co/xSsVrcmTfz

    — NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) February 26, 2018

  125. 125.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    @Jeffro:

    There are going to be so many people peeing on this man’s eventual resting place, it’ll be unreal.

    We can solve this problem by burying him in the sewer.

  126. 126.

    scav

    February 26, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Pretty soon there won’t be many demographics that aren’t under the rolling shitgibbon bus (the one without innumerable wheels). Of course the nation will be sold off to the Russians: we’re proving not properly abjectly grateful for the honor of being guided by the Trump family.

  127. 127.

    Kay

    February 26, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    There isn’t a whole lot of difference between a 17 and 10 months senior and a 18 and 9 days senior. Prison will help matters not at all. These fact patterns are ludicrous. We will regret putting every idiot high schooler who can’t keep their mouths shut in a prison.

    You know what we’re doing? We’re over-regulating PEOPLE to avoid regulating guns. The guns come first. That’s insane.

  128. 128.

    Kay

    February 26, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    @rikyrah:

    All of media believed them. The “bonus!” stories were everywhere.

    They deserve to be used. They’re fools.

  129. 129.

    sukabi

    February 26, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    @TenguPhule: rumors have it that you’re going to have to come up with something else than that as well….

  130. 130.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    @sukabi:

    rumors have it that you’re going to have to come up with something else than that as well….

    Not defiling the body after strangling her?

    Look, even evil has to have standards…right?

  131. 131.

    Kay

    February 26, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    They’re kids. They do stupid things. Packing them all off to prison rather than putting in some slight gun regulation seems like a very bad trade to me but I know The Gun must be protected at all costs.

    How much are we willing to pay to protect the feelings of 3% of people? Anything? No cost is too high?

  132. 132.

    Matt McIrvin

    February 26, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    @Kay: I remember some of those kids ending up in junior high school as huge man-like boys forced to live in a world of prepubescents. It was as if the world was inviting them to become bullies. I suppose it’s all part of the school-to-prison pipeline.

  133. 133.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Baka Amerikahito) ? ?

    February 26, 2018 at 1:06 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    Only if enough people go along with it. Too many people hate his guts and oppose him for that to gain any real traction.

  134. 134.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    @Kay: I dunno, if it stops just one asshole with a Donald Trump mindset from being released into society in their prime, isn’t it worth it?

  135. 135.

    ET

    February 26, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    Once again someone on the right COMPLETELY overstates their bravery. That should be the GOP motto.

  136. 136.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 26, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    @Corner Stone: I prefer my heroes who look like this.

  137. 137.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    @Kay: Sure, we all did stupid things. I had to warn my son to keep his smartmouth in check at school this week because nobody is going to write it off.
    I don’t want their life ruined for stupidity but at the same time I am not happy that I get to think about what other stupid decisions some kid may be considering. One of my son’s teachers is talking, in class mind you, about hardening her room. Spending her own money to add some things. I find this outrageous.

  138. 138.

    Ruckus

    February 26, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    @Shana:
    I’ve said this before but with this one you really have to use the more appropriate phrase.
    “Christ, what a fucking asshole!”

  139. 139.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka Baka Amerikahito) ? ?:

    Only if enough people go along with it. Too many people hate his guts and oppose him for that to gain any real traction.

    Unfortunately, all the people who hate and oppose him are outside of the levers of power as they stand now.

    And as we’ve seen by the whopping collective shrugging of shoulders and official silence on Trump’s grand larceny of public funds and bribes as well as his naked leaking to Russia, too many people are already going along with Trump’s whims because of where he is. Trump will keep breaking the rules until something stops him.

    Not many things are stopping him.

  140. 140.

    Mandalay

    February 26, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    How so?

    My bad. I was (ineptly) making the point that the police having loads of military equipment at Parkland would have been as helpful as a sack of fish.

  141. 141.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Get that woman a teacher’s uniform, STAT!

  142. 142.

    danielx

    February 26, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Can’t say this for absolute certain, but every indication is that lord shortfingers is a complete moral and physical coward.

    What a rich fantasy life he must lead.

  143. 143.

    ruemara

    February 26, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    The man is afraid to shake hands & eat decent food.

    Can we all start sending postcards reminding the FBI NYC of their seditious efforts to elect this grade a fucking moron handpicked by Putin?

  144. 144.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    @ruemara:

    Can we all start sending postcards reminding the FBI NYC of their seditious efforts to elect this grade a fucking moron handpicked by Putin?

    No, because then they’d have your address and you’d have their attention.

    Remember, Putin plays for keeps.

  145. 145.

    trnc

    February 26, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    @cope: Neither am I, but you can see twitter feeds by clicking on the links. You just can’t respond if you don’t have an account.

  146. 146.

    Corner Stone

    February 26, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Zeke Miller‏Verified account @ZekeJMiller

    Trump says he had lunch this weekend with LaPierre, others from NRA. Says he’s shocked press didn’t find out.

  147. 147.

    Gravenstone

    February 26, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    @aimai: True enough. But it was a bit disappointing that the alleged authority figure in the room bailed (and was the only one who did so), while the students were the ones who assessed the situation and turned off the fuel supply then put out the small fire that remained.

  148. 148.

    ruemara

    February 26, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    @I’ll be Frank: Big, huge insult to Leroy. He at least had a food buff.

    @TenguPhule: He doesn’t play small fish. The people to worry about are currently under indictment or trying to avoid indictment.

  149. 149.

    lgerard

    February 26, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    @ruemara:

    The man is afraid to shake hands & eat decent food.

    He is also afraid to exercise

  150. 150.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    @ruemara:

    & eat decent food.

    He’s actually not afraid of decent food, my understanding is he’s afraid someone will poison him if he ever gets food that wasn’t produced for mass consumption.

    He just doesn’t like decent food.

  151. 151.

    cope

    February 26, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    @trnc: Thanks, I never knew that. Now I just have to see if I’m ready to go down those rabbit holes.

  152. 152.

    zhena gogolia

    February 26, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    @Ignatius Donnelly:

    haha, there you are

  153. 153.

    prostratedragon

    February 26, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    @Gravenstone:
    De-ass!! I learned a great new word today.

  154. 154.

    Theron Ware

    February 26, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    Fake president tRump is so full of shite it’s leaking from his eyeballs!!

  155. 155.

    danjos

    February 26, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    @MattF: …or the 85 lbs of hair goop is impervious to assault weapons and he just lowers his gigantic noggin as some sort of Captain America shield.

  156. 156.

    Miss Bianca

    February 26, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    @rikyrah: “I really believe I’d run in there.”

    Well of course, *he* believes it. The questions is, how many *other* people would believe it? Or would pretend to believe it?

  157. 157.

    Miss Bianca

    February 26, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    @Corner Stone: Have to say this is some pretty epic dragging. I think you should tweet it out to Twitler.

  158. 158.

    LAO

    February 26, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon," Trump said, according to The Associated Press. I believe you, Captain Bone Spurs & I really believe that due to an unexpected write-in vote, I'll win an Oscar this Sunday. #ItsFunToPretend— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) February 26, 2018

  159. 159.

    TenguPhule

    February 26, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    @LAO: To be fair, Mark Hamill has a better chance to win an Oscar.

  160. 160.

    Waynski

    February 26, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    @Humdog:

    people will have to take a number to show who gets to pee on his grave next

    Wait, I thought he LIKES being peed on. Sorry if someone beat me to it.

  161. 161.

    Miss Bianca

    February 26, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Damn, that’s hard-core. What movie is that from?

    Now I’m going to have fantasies of black-hijab-wearing feminist guerilla armies taking down my enemies because seriously, HOW COOL IS THAT? Super cool.

  162. 162.

    SteveNKY

    February 26, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    Is it easier for Donnie DumbDumb’s supporters to believe his lies because they spent so many years forcing their minds to believe the lies against B. Clinton and then Pres. Obama? DDD has dementia and delusions but for about 35 +/- 3% of this nation to take it as gospel is so ludicrous.
    The man is scared of dogs, he freaked out and pissed himself when someone rushed the podium and probably did it again when an eagle flapped it’s wings.
    I know what the relatives say and it is the reason my 11yo isn’t allowed around a solid 80% of them. They will believe he would sacrifice himself for children in a school shooters iron sites.

  163. 163.

    zhena gogolia

    February 26, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    @LAO:

    I like Captain Bonespurs better than Cadet Bonespurs.

  164. 164.

    The Moar You Know

    February 26, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    So the US gun fetish claims another set of young victims, who will now be doing 2 to 8 in prison for a stupid joke.

    @Kay: It’s not a joke. You know it, I know it, they know it. They just think they’re immune from consequences.

    One of my wife’s Big Red Flags with new students is anyone a year older than they should be for the grade. At best, they will be disruptive. One of that crew tried to burn down the classroom with my wife and all the other students in it a few years back. Shame he wasn’t a year older than he was at the time, the district could have gotten him into grownup prison right then.

  165. 165.

    J R in WV

    February 26, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    assholes have apparently been “cut and pasting” school threats found on Snapchat and sending them to schools.
    I hope they catch the damn fools but am not sure what they’d be charged with.

    They should be charged with terrorism first thing. Terroristic threats is probably a felony.

    And how stupid to think that cut-n-paste would be a foolproof way of avoiding responsibility!!!

  166. 166.

    I'll be Frank

    February 26, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Those of us who achieved the rank of Captain would prefer that you stick with Cadet.

  167. 167.

    J R in WV

    February 26, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Pretty good clip.

  168. 168.

    Captain C

    February 26, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    @Jeffro:

    “He would have rushed in…if the shooter was in the girls’ locker room, maybe…”

    And had a Big Mac meal or a KFC bucket waiting for him.

  169. 169.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 26, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Its from a 2018 movie called Tiger Zinda Hai, Tiger is Alive. Katrina Kaif rocks, she is lithe and athletic, also a great dancer. From the IMDB description, its loosely based on a real life incident of ISIS taking hostage a group of Indian and Pakistani nurses in I believe Iraq.
    The lyrics are pretty awesome too and I love Jyoti Nooran’s strong voice.
    One example
    Zinda Jasbat nahin
    Haq me halat nahin
    Manoongi nah har me
    Mujhe fateh ka fitorr

    Rough Translation:
    My emotions are dead
    Circumstances are beyond my control
    But I won’t accept defeat
    Even if its seems crazy, I will fight till I succeed

  170. 170.

    Miss Bianca

    February 26, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I wonder if I can possibly find it thru’ the library system, if/when it gets released on DVD. (yeah, I’m old-school with home movie-watching technology).

    @J R in WV: Don’t you mean, “magazine”? (ducking and covering)

  171. 171.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 26, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    @Miss Bianca: You might actually. My local library system has a good selection of Hindi movies. The best part, she doesn’t break gaze when the old lecherous man leers at her. The knife to the neck was awesome!

  172. 172.

    NorthLeft12

    February 26, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    Yes, of course you would Donald. You are the strong powerful he-man that other men fear and worship, and all women lust after. I think I am going to puke.

    How on earth did a maladjusted eleven year old boy get elected President of the US? Sickening.

  173. 173.

    MomSense

    February 26, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Cadet bone spurs is full of shit. No way that guy can run and we all know he does not have the selfless character of someone who would run toward danger. More BS!

  174. 174.

    Feebog

    February 26, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    All he would have to do is run into the hallway, turn around, and let his ginormous ass provide cover.

  175. 175.

    The Fat Kate Middleton

    February 26, 2018 at 6:55 pm

    @rikyrah: I live in this smarmy little shitweasel’s district. I vowed long ago to do anything I could to stop him from being re-elected … but it looks like he’s doing a pretty good job of it himself..

  176. 176.

    scott alloway

    February 26, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    @Jeffro: Well, when the swamp is drained, we’ll know where the liquid went went.

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