Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

In my day, never was longer.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

I was promised a recession.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

No one could have predicted…

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

Good lord, these people are nuts.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Republicans do not pay their debts.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

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  3. 3.

    charluckles

    There has to be easier and less embarrassing ways of informing the world you are comfortably encased in an impenetrable bubble.

  4. 4.

    ChaunceyBaker

    “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
    — Dean Wormer

  6. 6.

    evodevo

    Boy, did they leave a LOT out of the process – I didn’t see even ONE lobbyist or ALEC contact lol

  8. 8.

    Steve in the STL

    PSA for all non-rappers, including but not limited to Utah legislators, sorority girls, and other white people: do not rap. It will go badly. It will embarrass you. It will not be “kewl”.

    And a reminder to male lawyers: don’t send dick pics.

    Thank you for your attention to these matters.

  10. 10.

    Fair Economist

    It says a lot about the legislators that they refer to a quarter century old TV show that most younger people haven’t even seen.

    It would be a lot better if they’d practiced their lines a bit.

  11. 11.

    Mary G

    I didn’t listen, but the guy with the half-sideways baseball hat and the guy who sticks his tongue out at the end are the worst sights.

  13. 13.

    Roger Moore

    @ChaunceyBaker:

    “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

    They’re Mormons. They manage to be that bad without needing to be drunk.

  14. 14.

    Noskilz

    On one hand, they seem to have had the best of intentions. On the other, that was a bit on the excruciating side – but having something that’s just ill-considered silly rather than ill-considered evil makes for a nice change of pace these days.

  17. 17.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    Goodness. Is there a Mormon phrase for “bless their hearts”? Or have half of them spent the last 150 yrs somewhat nervously waiting for someone else to say something out loud?

    I have never met a mean or unpleasant Mormon, but they vote for some truly nasty bastidges

  25. 25.

    Corner Stone

    @Mike J:

    Youtube nuked Jerome Corsi’s channel.

    Oh well. As long as he has space on the op-ed page of USAToday under the guise of “fairness”, I am sure he will be fine.
    (cupping ear) Wait a second… I’ve just been told that he in fact will not be fine. He is a flaming conspiracy theory asshole nutjob that has no place in society. We’re still waiting to confirm why such an inveterate scumbag was ever allowed to show up in a mainstream media publication. DTF.

  28. 28.

    geg6

    Uh uh, not gonna click on that ever. Mormons doing the hippity hop thang is not something I need to see, no matter how good the intentions. White people are just so excruciatingly embarrassing, says the super white woman.

  31. 31.

    ruemara

    I suppose I can stop side-eyeing the white women around me in zumba for thinking that they’re twerking or when they dap. Fine. Also, stop doing this.

  34. 34.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    I lasted 24 seconds, till the tortured rhyme of “there” and “chamber”.

    There were no baggy pants, were there? Or dancing? Tell me there were no baggy pants or dancing.

  36. 36.

    efgoldman

    @piratedan:

    i give them props for trying…

    Legislating for the Sesame Street set.
    One of several outwardly attractive places that couldn’t get me to move there for a bazillion-kazillion bux.
    Florida and the traitor states also too

  37. 37.

    Central Planning

    Why wouldn’t they dust off the Schoolhouse Rock video… “I’m just a bill…”

  43. 43.

    JAFD

    @Steve in the STL: Well, my career as a rapper was back in the primordial days of answering machines….

    “Four-seven-one-seven-eleven-zip
    That’s the number you called, now let me give you a tip
    ‘Cause I ain’t at home, like you thot I might be
    So when you hear the tone, leave a message for me
    Let me know what you’re thinkin’ and what’s goin’ on
    And I’ll get back to you when I stop bein’ gone

    So give me your number, in the digits of ten
    (not binary, please)
    Speak loud and clear, then repeat it again
    ‘Cause you gotta let me know how to get back to you
    Speak up now, cause my rap is thru”

  48. 48.

    Fair Economist

    @JAFD: I would never have left a message after an outgoing message that long so – very effective!

  51. 51.

    Steeplejack

    @JAFD:

    I bet your callers really loved that long-ass message after the 50th second time they heard it.

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