Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Books are my comfort food!

Innocent people do not delay justice.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

An almost top 10,000 blog!

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

Petty moves from a petty man.

People are weird.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

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  3. 3.

    charluckles

    There has to be easier and less embarrassing ways of informing the world you are comfortably encased in an impenetrable bubble.

  4. 4.

    ChaunceyBaker

    “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
    — Dean Wormer

  6. 6.

    evodevo

    Boy, did they leave a LOT out of the process – I didn’t see even ONE lobbyist or ALEC contact lol

  8. 8.

    Steve in the STL

    PSA for all non-rappers, including but not limited to Utah legislators, sorority girls, and other white people: do not rap. It will go badly. It will embarrass you. It will not be “kewl”.

    And a reminder to male lawyers: don’t send dick pics.

    Thank you for your attention to these matters.

  10. 10.

    Fair Economist

    It says a lot about the legislators that they refer to a quarter century old TV show that most younger people haven’t even seen.

    It would be a lot better if they’d practiced their lines a bit.

  11. 11.

    Mary G

    I didn’t listen, but the guy with the half-sideways baseball hat and the guy who sticks his tongue out at the end are the worst sights.

  13. 13.

    Roger Moore

    @ChaunceyBaker:

    “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

    They’re Mormons. They manage to be that bad without needing to be drunk.

  14. 14.

    Noskilz

    On one hand, they seem to have had the best of intentions. On the other, that was a bit on the excruciating side – but having something that’s just ill-considered silly rather than ill-considered evil makes for a nice change of pace these days.

  17. 17.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    Goodness. Is there a Mormon phrase for “bless their hearts”? Or have half of them spent the last 150 yrs somewhat nervously waiting for someone else to say something out loud?

    I have never met a mean or unpleasant Mormon, but they vote for some truly nasty bastidges

  25. 25.

    Corner Stone

    @Mike J:

    Youtube nuked Jerome Corsi’s channel.

    Oh well. As long as he has space on the op-ed page of USAToday under the guise of “fairness”, I am sure he will be fine.
    (cupping ear) Wait a second… I’ve just been told that he in fact will not be fine. He is a flaming conspiracy theory asshole nutjob that has no place in society. We’re still waiting to confirm why such an inveterate scumbag was ever allowed to show up in a mainstream media publication. DTF.

  28. 28.

    geg6

    Uh uh, not gonna click on that ever. Mormons doing the hippity hop thang is not something I need to see, no matter how good the intentions. White people are just so excruciatingly embarrassing, says the super white woman.

  31. 31.

    ruemara

    I suppose I can stop side-eyeing the white women around me in zumba for thinking that they’re twerking or when they dap. Fine. Also, stop doing this.

  34. 34.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    I lasted 24 seconds, till the tortured rhyme of “there” and “chamber”.

    There were no baggy pants, were there? Or dancing? Tell me there were no baggy pants or dancing.

  36. 36.

    efgoldman

    @piratedan:

    i give them props for trying…

    Legislating for the Sesame Street set.
    One of several outwardly attractive places that couldn’t get me to move there for a bazillion-kazillion bux.
    Florida and the traitor states also too

  37. 37.

    Central Planning

    Why wouldn’t they dust off the Schoolhouse Rock video… “I’m just a bill…”

  43. 43.

    JAFD

    @Steve in the STL: Well, my career as a rapper was back in the primordial days of answering machines….

    “Four-seven-one-seven-eleven-zip
    That’s the number you called, now let me give you a tip
    ‘Cause I ain’t at home, like you thot I might be
    So when you hear the tone, leave a message for me
    Let me know what you’re thinkin’ and what’s goin’ on
    And I’ll get back to you when I stop bein’ gone

    So give me your number, in the digits of ten
    (not binary, please)
    Speak loud and clear, then repeat it again
    ‘Cause you gotta let me know how to get back to you
    Speak up now, cause my rap is thru”

  48. 48.

    Fair Economist

    @JAFD: I would never have left a message after an outgoing message that long so – very effective!

  51. 51.

    Steeplejack

    @JAFD:

    I bet your callers really loved that long-ass message after the 50th second time they heard it.

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