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D.O.A.

by @heymistermix.com|  March 7, 201812:16 pm| 145 Comments

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Sergei Skripal, a former Russian spy, appears to have been poisoned with a nerve agent.  He and his daughter – also poisoned – are in critical condition in a Salisbury, England hospital.  Here’s more about Skripal.

Isn’t this the real reason that Manafort isn’t cooperating?  He knows that if he does, he’s dead, and perhaps his family is, too.  If that’s Manafort’s reasoning, then maybe Gates is a fool who had better cancel a few more trips.  Perhaps Gates doesn’t know enough to make him a target of Putin, but Manafort surely does.

The press in the US seems to be downplaying this as a reason for Manafort’s non-cooperation, but with a possible 14 cases of assassination since Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned with Polonium 210, it sure seems like something that would be on Manafort’s mind.

(Still from DOA)

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  1. 1.

    Elizabelle

    March 7, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Oh. Very sorry for Skripal father and daughter. It is an alarming a terrible story.

    Was kinda hoping the DOA was for some harebrained GOP initiative. But it will be, with our resistance …

    Think The Guardian reported Skripal bought his house in his name, FWIW all cash a few years ago, and was not hiding his whereabouts. I wonder how much Mueller could protect the Manaforts.

    For that matter, the Trumps.

  2. 2.

    JGabriel

    March 7, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    mistermix @ top:

    The press in the US seems to be downplaying this as a reason for Manafort’s non-cooperation, but with a possible 14 cases of assassination since Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned with Polonium 210, it sure seems like something that would be on Manafort’s mind.

    Death by Polonium Tea, or Life in Prison. That’s a hell of a decision to have to make.

  3. 3.

    Calouste

    March 7, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Skripal’s wife, son, and brother also died in the last few years.

  4. 4.

    Betty Cracker

    March 7, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    Putin today, speaking about his relationship with the US, praised Trump but bitterly denounced the Obama admin’s response to the invasion of Ukraine, saying this:

    “Those who serve us with poison will eventually swallow it and poison themselves.”

    Welp!

  5. 5.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Isn’t this the real reason that Manafort isn’t cooperating? He knows that if he does, he’s dead, and perhaps his family is, too.

    Cooperating is the only way he gets protective custody though.

    Otherwise all three sticks needs to do is imply he got the goods from Manafort and let him go…

  6. 6.

    Elizabelle

    March 7, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    @Calouste: Yes. That was horrible. Wife’s cause of death was endometrial cancer, if memory serves. Not sure what happened to the son. I think we will soon learn more.

  7. 7.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    “Those who serve us with poison will eventually swallow it and poison themselves.”

    He’s just rubbing it in that he got away with it now.

  8. 8.

    Anonymous At Work

    March 7, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    Manafort being imprisoned for fraud, perjury, maybe criminal contempt, would be in prison for as long as he holds out on Trump/Putin. Do you think, and does he really believe, that he’s safer in prison and that Putin will ignore the incentive Manafort has to spill his guts in return for freedom?

  9. 9.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    @JGabriel:

    That’s a hell of a decision to have to make.

    Fuck em.

  10. 10.

    ruemara

    March 7, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    Far too many people connected with this administration are likely to have a terrible horrible shaving accident where they accidentally cut off their heads.

    I will, of course, not do much past smirk.

  11. 11.

    Kenneth Kohl

    March 7, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Fuck em.

    Very up-vote worthy. Well done, good man.

  12. 12.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    @ruemara:

    Far too many people connected with this administration are likely to have a terrible horrible shaving accident where they accidentally cut off their heads.

    Worst cases of suicide the coroner has ever seen.

  13. 13.

    Stan

    March 7, 2018 at 12:36 pm

    Isn’t this the real reason that Manafort isn’t cooperating? He knows that if he does, he’s dead, and perhaps his family is, too.

    My Sicilian wife has been saying this since the election.

  14. 14.

    Mike J

    March 7, 2018 at 12:36 pm

    The Russians are deeply offended that anybody would connect them with a horrible accident like this.

  15. 15.

    Parfigliano

    March 7, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    Fuck em and their family for generations.

  16. 16.

    oatler.

    March 7, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Why shouldn’t Manafort visit Britain? See the London Bridge, Big Ben…

  17. 17.

    Bruce K

    March 7, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    @oatler.: …University College London Hospital, Highgate Cemetery…

  18. 18.

    scav

    March 7, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    BBC’s reporting it was a nerve agent used and that a policeman is now critically ill as well.

  19. 19.

    satby

    March 7, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    @Betty Cracker: see, I take that as a threat against President Obama.

  20. 20.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    If Manafort fears for his life, Mueller should offer him protective custody. In a maximum-security federal facility, if that’s what it takes to keep Manafort safe. I’d be okay with that.

  21. 21.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 7, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    @oatler.: May I add, the Tower of London!

  22. 22.

    Hoodie

    March 7, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    He may be willing to take the rap from Mueller to keep his family alive. He, of all people, knows the kind of ruthless criminals he’s dealing with. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Manafort may not be that critical to making a case against Trump and crew, as Gates, docs and sigint he has may be sufficient. He may be squeezing Manafort for counterintelligence about Russia in general, as Manafort probably knows a lot about their MO from his work in subverting Ukrainian elections. Mueller’s mandate is broader than just investigation of Trump contacts with Russia.

  23. 23.

    MJS

    March 7, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    The press in the U.S. has been downplaying all of these suspicious deaths via poisoning, etc., and it’s disgusting. They sure as fuck wouldn’t have downplayed it during St. Ronnie’s “Evil Empire” days. Their service to Republican politicians has no limit.

  24. 24.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    Republicans who are so very “Ha-ha-ha, isn’t Putin a naughty boy, but he fights terrorism and amuses us, so whatevs!” won’t take any of this to heart. They should. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions just wasted everybody’s time here yelling at stupid liberals, instead. Why not spend your time protecting the country instead, Mr. AG?

  25. 25.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    The Russian presidential election begins March 18. I wonder if this guy … what’s his name …. Putin … is the favored candidate?

  26. 26.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    @scav:
    Holy moly, no downplaying this now. At least in Europe.

  27. 27.

    Aleta

    March 7, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    Can’t help but think about the journalists working in the depths of this story who may be risking their lives. Mueller too, and his team.

  28. 28.

    Ryan

    March 7, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    No wonder the Americans is ending after six seasons. They’re getting scooped by real life.

  29. 29.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    @Brachiator:
    “Too close to call!” CNN
    “A real nail-biter!” MSNBC
    “But, her emails!” NYT
    “We’ve…I mean he’s totally got this.” Fox

  30. 30.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 7, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    Sergei Skripal’s 43 year old son died last year in St Petersburg while on holiday with his girlfriend after being admitted to hospital with liver failure.

    — Tom Symonds (@BBCTomSymonds) March 6, 2018

  31. 31.

    Jay C

    March 7, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    @MJS:

    From stuff I’ve read, even the British press hasn’t been delving too deeply into the string(s) of suspicious deaths of Russians living in the UK. And the reason, supposedly, is that they are being downplayed/backburnered by the Government (who have more leverage over the media than in the US)

    The stuff I’ve read is usually fairly vague (of the unsourced “British officials say” variety), but it seems that they are claiming that their Intelligence/police service have been discouraged from digging too deeply into Russian shenanigans*: supposedly as the Government doesn’t want to do anything to jeopardize the billions in Russian investment money which has flowed into Britain in recent years. For which, I guess, the lives of a few ex-pats is a cheap-enough price to pay. Maybe the Skripal case will change things: who knows?

    * I realize “shenanigans” is a fairly inapt word to use for “string of political assassinations”. Sorry.

  32. 32.

    But her emails!!!

    March 7, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    1. The Russians are so damned sloppy. When Kim Jong Un offed his brother, I’m not aware of anyone else needing to receive medical attention. In this case, the officer first on the scene was also hospitalized.
    2. This shit should get Russia classified as a state sponsor of terrorism in this country and whatever the equivalent is in the EU.

  33. 33.

    p.a.

    March 7, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    You think Vlad couldn’t get him in fed pen? Bet he could.

  34. 34.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    @Ryan:
    So looking forward to its return while dreading the series’ end. Like the Breaking Bad coda its arc is necessary, both because we know what’s coming historically and because of the Jennings’ impending empty nest, and it’s going to leave a huge hole when gone.

    Coincidentally, the actress who plays Young Hee Seong was hurt by a car in Brooklyn and her young daughter killed, as was another child. Horrible.

  35. 35.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    @p.a.:
    Everything’s for sale in a prison–inmates and staff alike.

  36. 36.

    Anonymous At Work

    March 7, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    @Hoodie: Do you think Putin cares? As long as Manafort is alive, he can testify. Manafort dying, regardless of how, ends all of it. His only true legitimate “out” is to make it to Russia somehow.

  37. 37.

    Tom

    March 7, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Regarding Putin’s “those who feed us poison will ingest it themselves”, you would think he would be a little more cognisant of “what we do to others will be what we receive in return.”

  38. 38.

    Kay

    March 7, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Putin is out flattering Trump. I’m telling you, they all have his number. The way to get what you want is to kiss his ass. He’ll sell us all down the river for the flattery he craves.

  39. 39.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 7, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    @Brachiator: Bernie woulda won.

  40. 40.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    @Anonymous At Work:
    He can cure his “I’m afraid Russia will kill me” fears by running to Russia?

  41. 41.

    scav

    March 7, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    @But her emails!!!: It’s only sloppy if you don’t want to be too obvious — and actually may be preferred if your main goal is to inspire terror and fear. “Not only you but all your loved ones and your little dog too!” See also Putie’s little Poisoned quote earlier. I don’t think truly covert is part of the current strategy.

  42. 42.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 7, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: So is he Martha (from The Americans), or Kim Phiby

  43. 43.

    Anonymous At Work

    March 7, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    @trollhattan: Yup. In Russia, no extradition possible, he has no incentive to testify against anyone.

  44. 44.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    @Anonymous At Work:

    His only true legitimate “out” is to make it to Russia somehow.

    Even that’s not going to be much protection once Manafort becomes too inconvenient.

  45. 45.

    gwangung

    March 7, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    @trollhattan: Dammit. Ruthie.

  46. 46.

    mozzerb

    March 7, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    @Jay C: It should change things, but if the Litvinenko case didn’t I’m not sure this will. Nor is it obvious how to retaliate but not escalate.

    @scav: I think when you use stuff like nerve agents and polonium for your targeted killings, as opposed to say “unfortunate road accident”, you’re not going for “covert”. You’re going for “we could come and get you at any time and we have all sorts of interesting ways to do it that are obvious but nominally deniable”.

  47. 47.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    Bernie woulda won.

    Ha! Now that’s good!

  48. 48.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    @Anonymous At Work:
    That only works if and so long as Vlad wants to rub our noses with a shiny pet Manafort. He could instead represent an unwanted loose end. “The call is coming from inside the dacha!”

  49. 49.

    Just One More Canuck

    March 7, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    I wonder if Manafort will get a visit from a Russian version of Tom Hagen

    “When a plot against the Emperor failed… the plotters were always given a chance… to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?”
    “Yeah, but only the rich guys, Tom. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families… the families were taken care of”.
    “That was a good break. A nice deal.”
    “Yeah… They went home… and sat in a hot bath… opened up their veins… and bled to death… and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.”

  50. 50.

    Calouste

    March 7, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Liver failure is considered “natural causes” for Russian men, right?

  51. 51.

    rk

    March 7, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    I wonder if there is danger to Mueller as well. He represents the greatest danger to Russians at this point.

  52. 52.

    Anonymous At Work

    March 7, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    @trollhattan: Well, yes. But chances of that are less than the chances Putin decides that a jailed Manafort might turn on him. Let’s get the premise of “Manafort’s not got any good options left” out of the way.

  53. 53.

    Ridnik Chrome

    March 7, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Isn’t this the real reason that Manafort isn’t cooperating? He knows that if he does, he’s dead, and perhaps his family is, too.

    Late to the thread, but this has been my own take on Manafort almost since the beginning. He knows these people, and he knows their methods. Anything that Mueller can threaten him with, Putin and company can threaten him with worse.

  54. 54.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 7, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Liver failure is the response to a number of poisons.

  55. 55.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Including wood alcohol.

  56. 56.

    rikyrah

    March 7, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Could homeless parents have done more for kids?

    Paloma Esquivel

    JOSHUA TREE, Calif. — It started as a child’s fort — some plywood and a tin roof on a five-acre desert plot, put together by a homeless boy whose parents had long planned to build a home on the land.

    There was one room at first, a place where the boy and his younger sister could play store, said their mother, Mona Kirk. Then the boy wanted a room for himself, she said. His older brother wanted one, too.

    Stuffed with mattresses, toys and other furniture, the four-foot-tall fort grew to about 200 square feet. Over time, the family would sleep there occasionally, when they weren’t sleeping outside or in a home in town the father cared for.

    “His father checked it out to make sure it was safe for us to be in there,” Kirk said. “The children were always safe.”

    San Bernardino County sheriff’s deputies who came across Kirk, 51, her husband, Daniel Panico, 73, and their three children last week saw it differently. Kirk and Panico were arrested and charged with child abuse; the children, ages 11, 13 and 14, were removed by Children and Family Services.

    On Tuesday, a San Bernardino County Superior Court judge ordered that the parents, who had been held on $300,000 bail, be released on their own recognizance.

    They walked out of the sheriff’s Morongo Basin Station in the late morning and were greeted by dozens of supporters who carried signs saying “Being Homeless is not a Crime.” Kirk and Panico said they were relieved to be free. But they each still face three felony counts of child abuse and their children remain in county custody.

    The case has raised questions about the responsibilities of homeless parents, as well as the duties of law enforcement officials who encounter families in precarious circumstances. It comes at a time when homeless advocates say it is increasingly difficult for struggling families to find homes in this popular tourist destination.

    Peggy Stewart, an adjunct professor of social work at the University of Southern California and an expert in child abuse, said it is important to know whether the parents could have done more to provide for their family.

    “The key is were these kids put at risk unnecessarily?” she said. “Because the living conditions obviously don’t rise to the standards of a quality of life that a child deserves. So what did the parents do to mitigate that situation? Did they seek out help?”

    “If they didn’t avail themselves of the resources out there and they had the capacity to do so, then they were negligent,” she said.

  57. 57.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    @Ridnik Chrome:

    Anything that Mueller can threaten him with, Putin and company can threaten him with worse.

    Mueller can threaten to let him go without protective custody.

  58. 58.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 7, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    @TenguPhule: Yes, a recurring problem in Russia. But I’ll guess that it was a more exotic poison that leaves few traces, like one that was used on another Russian expat a while back.

  59. 59.

    rikyrah

    March 7, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Betsy DeVos visits Parkland school, angers shooting survivors
    New York Daily News
    Jessica Schladebeck

    Education Secretary Betsy DeVos made a contentious visit to the site of last month’s Florida school shooting Wednesday, in which she was criticized by survivors and abruptly walked out of her own press conference.

    DeVos spent the morning at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where former student Nikolas Cruz gunned down 17 students and teachers on Valentine’s Day. Her visit immediately sparked criticism and backlash from shooting survivors and advocates on social media.

    “Do something unexpected: answer our questions,” Aly Sheehy tweeted at DeVos. “You came to our school just for publicity and avoided our questions for the 90 minutes you were actually here. How about you do your job?”

  60. 60.

    No Drought No More

    March 7, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    A few minutes ago on MSNBC, their legal analyst Matt (sorry Matt, I’ve never caught your last name) mentioned that Trump “needs to step up and do the right thing about Russia” (I paraphrase, but that was the gist) Matt will be lucky if he isn’t paid a visit by the secret service later today, because “doing the right thing” under the circumstance would require someone to scrape Trump’s brain off the wall after his suicide. The man is a traitor to our country. Matt may as well publicly call for a chihuahua to recite the sonnets of Shakespeare, as I suspect he damn well knows. It’s like the 2003 plot to war unfolding all over again- everyone who knows the score is keeping their mouth shut.

  61. 61.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 7, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    @trollhattan: I hope there is less of Holly of the arched eyebrows, this year. I can’t stand her, she has only two expressions, bewildered and sad.

  62. 62.

    danielx

    March 7, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    @Anonymous At Work:

    Nope. From what I understand, it’s easier to have somebody hit in (most) prisons today than it is outside. This would not apply to a Supermax location, but it’s unlikely Manafort would be sentenced to such.

  63. 63.

    Jamey

    March 7, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    I have a pet theory about Manafort co-conspirator, Roger Stone: Russian poison is afraid of HIM.

  64. 64.

    danielx

    March 7, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    @Jamey:

    Could well be; a rattlesnake would die if it bit Roger Stone.

  65. 65.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer

    Also can occur from non-exotic sources. Acetaminophen plus alcohol or just overdose of acetaminophen, for example.

  66. 66.

    But her emails!!!

    March 7, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    @scav:

    It’s only sloppy if you don’t want to be too obvious — and actually may be preferred if your main goal is to inspire terror and fear. “Not only you but all your loved ones and your little dog too!” See also Putie’s little Poisoned quote earlier. I don’t think truly covert is part of the current strategy.

    If I recall correctly, the NK assassination was done in the middle of a crowded international airport.. It was hardly covert. What it did avoid was actually injuring people who weren’t the target.

  67. 67.

    Steve in the SFO

    March 7, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    @But her emails!!!:

    If I recall correctly, the NK assassination was done in the middle of a crowded international airport.. It was hardly covert. What it did avoid was actually injuring people who weren’t the target.

    There are trade offs with the different methods. I don’t know how often you have to make a decision on which method to use, but it’s very stressful.

  68. 68.

    scav

    March 7, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    @But her emails!!!: And I’m saying, the assumption that only one single person was ‘the’ target may be unwarrented. Especially for family members. Even for others if “terror” and messaging is the basic objective.

  69. 69.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    @But her emails!!!:
    As I recall, it was a fairly normal day at KL International Airport, which has a very spacious main concourse. It wasn’t a peak traffic period like Haj week.

  70. 70.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    @Anonymous At Work:
    Not my read, I think he has to cut a Mueller deal but time will tell on that.

  71. 71.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    I’m rather amazed the assassins survived openly handling nerve agent. Gloves schmoves, it kills with the slightest contact or inhalation.

  72. 72.

    bystander

    March 7, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    The news about Ruthie Ann Miles was indeed sad.

    D.O.A. is one of my favorites. But it differs here in that the central conceit is that the victim is innocent. Manafort is anything but innocent. By the time Edmund O’Brien and Pamela Britton have their liebestod number, you really feel deeply for them both. No sympathy for Manafort. Zero. None.

  73. 73.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    March 7, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    @satby: That’s kind of how I read it too.

  74. 74.

    Boatboy_srq

    March 7, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    @Elizabelle: Is it wrong to be not particularly interested in protecting these fvckweasels? Similarly, should we be wondering whether ZEGS-and-Turtle-and-all are playing along because they don’t like the taste of polonium tea either?

  75. 75.

    Tokyokie

    March 7, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    @NotMax: Acetaminophen can cause severe liver damage, but the damage is usually cumulative. It wouldn’t do as a fast-acting poison.

  76. 76.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    @Boatboy_srq:

    Is it wrong to be not particularly interested in protecting these fvckweasels?

    No, its not wrong.

  77. 77.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 7, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    @Calouste: Da!

  78. 78.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 7, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Why yes, yes it is.

  79. 79.

    Tokyokie

    March 7, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    @bystander: D.O.A. is indeed a great movie. O’Brien’s character is targeted for murder for simply notarizing a bill of sale; even the mundane business of a solidly middle-class denizen is hardly safe from the rot at the heart of society. Unfortunately, the film has fallen into public domain, and none of the versions of it currently available are particularly good. Criterion needs to assemble a good version of it and release it on Blu-ray.

  80. 80.

    Boatboy_srq

    March 7, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    @Betty Cracker: [breaks out last-century gender-stereotypes] Curious how Mister Butch Chest-Thumping He-Man Leader there resorts so quickly and so frequently to poison as the assassination method of choice. Makes you think he’s too insecure to go for the old-fashioned stiletto-in-a-dark-alley or massive-car-bomb or convenient drive-by-shooting.

  81. 81.

    evodevo

    March 7, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: One specific one I can think of is the deadly Amanita mushroom – takes a week or two to kill, via liver failure. You don’t even know until it’s WAY too late, and the only remedy is a liver transplant…

  82. 82.

    Roger Moore

    March 7, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Liver failure is the response to a number of poisons.

    For some reason, the one that immediately sprang to mind was amatoxin. It would be a good choice for plausible deniability, especially since many Russians eat wild mushrooms.

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    @Tokyokie

    Just mentioning it can lead to liver failure. In a relatively short span of days, if a sufficient overdose. Terrible and painful way to go.

    As for liver damage, there have been reports that 50% of all cases of liver damage recorded in U.S. hospitals can be traced to acetaminophen.

  84. 84.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 7, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    @evodevo: Gelsimium is what I was thinking of – too lazy to search earlier.

  85. 85.

    Anonymous At Work

    March 7, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    @trollhattan: There’s no way for Manafort to get to Russia, so he has to cut a deal for protective custody, presumably Witness Protection, etc. Right now, being on the outside of all of it, Manafort’s gambling that he can skate long enough for Trump to save him.

  86. 86.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    @bystander:

    D.O.A. is one of my favorites. But it differs here in that the central conceit is that the victim is innocent. Manafort is anything but innocent. By the time Edmund O’Brien and Pamela Britton have their liebestod number, you really feel deeply for them both.

    As a kid in Texas seeing this movie on TV, I always thought the name of one of the minor characters was fun to say out loud: Marla Rakubian.

    @Boatboy_srq:

    Is it wrong to be not particularly interested in protecting these fvckweasels?

    Well, no one has really been threatened, yet. But they are important to the extent that what they have to say may lead to Trump and others.

  87. 87.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 7, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    @evodevo: @Roger Moore: @NotMax: @Cheryl Rofer: We’re clearly going to need a Late Night: Pick Your Favorite Poison Open Thread!

  88. 88.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    @Boatboy_srq:

    Makes you think he’s too insecure to go for the old-fashioned stiletto-in-a-dark-alley or massive-car-bomb or convenient drive-by-shooting.

    London is quite strict about guns. And car bombs are a poor choice in this terrorism age.

    And knives are slow and messy.

  89. 89.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 7, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Liver failure has many possible causes.

  90. 90.

    EBT

    March 7, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    I would assume that Mueller would make the court cases bankrupt Manafort as well. Between court costs, fines, and surrendering illegally obtained value, his family should absolutely be threatened with ended up in the dirt if he refuses to play ball.

  91. 91.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    @Adam L. Silverman

    Favorite little moment from I, Claudius: “Don’t eat the figs.”

  92. 92.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    We’re clearly going to need a Late Night: Pick Your Favorite Poison Open Thread!

    For enemies or self-inflicted?

  93. 93.

    danielx

    March 7, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    @Boatboy_srq:

    What happened to the good old days? Burying an ice axe in Trotsky’s head had style.

  94. 94.

    bystander

    March 7, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    @Tokyokie: You’re right about the bad prints of DOA. Detour prints seem to have fared better. Still my favorite noir double bill.

  95. 95.

    But her emails!!!

    March 7, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    @scav:

    And I’m saying, the assumption that only one single person was ‘the’ target may be unwarrented. Especially for family members. Even for others if “terror” and messaging is the basic objective.

    So your belief is that the first police officer to the scene was also a target? If that’s the case, wouldn’t a direct attack against a UK citizen by a foreign agent be an act of war?

  96. 96.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 7, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    @TenguPhule: Reader’s choice!

  97. 97.

    NotMax

    March 7, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    @bystander

    Haven’t looked but might be available at the TCM store. Print they show on air is good.

  98. 98.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    @Tokyokie:

    It used to be a popular suicide method in the UK until they changed the packaging from bottles to blister packs. It can kill you from an acute dose, but it’s a big dose and not really something that can be delivered without the victim knowing.

  99. 99.

    bystander

    March 7, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    @Brachiator:

    As a kid in Texas seeing this movie on TV, I always thought the name of one of the minor characters was fun to say out loud: Marla Rakubian.

    Laurette Luez’s greatest role! Also the relatively rare chance to see Luther Adler. Neville Brand’s sadistic hired gun performance gives “over the top” new meaning.

  100. 100.

    Noskilz

    March 7, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    But in Manafort’s case, isn’t the witness protection program still a thing? if he really knows too much for Putin’s taste, what makes him imagine his discretion is going to be part of the math at all? Prison doesn’t sound like a particularly safe place for an elderly screw-up who may have outlived his usefulness, even without the international intrigue angle.

  101. 101.

    scav

    March 7, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    @But her emails!!!: I classed him as the other, sort of the acceptable collateral damage in their estimation. My assumption quite frankly taking into account Putin’s apparently caring less and less about worrying himself over the reaction of the UK and others given the numbers of accidents he’s racking up, his recent comments and his so far getting away with it all.

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    March 7, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    @NotMax:

    Makes you think he’s too insecure to go for the old-fashioned stiletto-in-a-dark-alley or massive-car-bomb or convenient drive-by-shooting.

    London is quite strict about guns. And car bombs are a poor choice in this terrorism age.

    And knives are slow and messy.

    All this murder talk reminds me of Hitchcock’s “Shadow of a Doubt,” and the neighbors who talk about how to get away with the perfect murder, while a real murderer is among them.

    Herbie Hawkins: Well, if I was gonna kill you, I wouldn’t do a dumb thing like hitting you on the head. First of all, I don’t like the fingerprint angle. Of course, I could always wear gloves. Press your hands against the pipe after you were dead and make you look like a suicide. Except it don’t seem hardly likely that you’d beat yourself to death with a club. I’d murder you so it didn’t look like murder.

  103. 103.

    Weaselone

    March 7, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    @scav: got it. I agree. Putin doesn’t care enough to prevent collateral damage.

  104. 104.

    frosty

    March 7, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    @TenguPhule: Dorothy Parker (from memory)

    Razors pain you
    Rivers are damp
    Acids stain you
    And drugs cause cramp
    Gas smells awful
    Nooses give
    Guns aren’t lawful
    You might as well live

  105. 105.

    germy

    March 7, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    @frosty: Someone quoted this suicide method on twitter:

    “If I wanted to commit suicide I would climb to the top of Chris Cilizza’s ego,
    and jump to his IQ.”

  106. 106.

    Amir Khalid

    March 7, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    @trollhattan:
    Their deaths would have been a glorious sacrifice in the service of the Royal Family Republic, I’m sure. Besides, Jong-Un has other assassins so it wouldn’t have been any great loss to him.

  107. 107.

    Tazj

    March 7, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    @MJS: Yes, I keep hearing things in the press like Putin isn’t some kind of super villian. Well no, he isn’t, he’s mortal but he certainly has caused a lot of death and destruction in the world.

  108. 108.

    germy

    March 7, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    @Amir Khalid: What happened to those two women from the airport? The ones that jumped Jong-Un’s relative… are they serving prison sentences? I haven’t seen any followup stories about a trial or conviction.

  109. 109.

    trollhattan

    March 7, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    @Noskilz:
    Surely there’s an Ecuadorian embassy somewhere that would host Paulie. Thinking his mug is a little too well known for witness protection.

  110. 110.

    Mnemosyne

    March 7, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    @Noskilz:

    Manafort is assuming he’s going to skate just like he has every time he’s been in legal jeopardy before.

    We’re all hoping he’s wrong.

  111. 111.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    @danielx: It would have had style, except Mercader didn’t actually bury the axe in Trotsky’s head.

  112. 112.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    @germy: They’re on trial last I heard. No word on conviction so may still be ongoing.

  113. 113.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    @Boatboy_srq: The old fashioned methods are still used quite frequently in Russia and in Ukraine.

  114. 114.

    germy

    March 7, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    @TenguPhule: I found it interesting they claimed they had no idea what they were really doing. They claimed they were told they were participating in a prank.

    Don’t know if this is true. One of them said she vomited after the incident. Apparently absorbed some of the poison.

  115. 115.

    JR

    March 7, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    @TenguPhule: While I would love to see Manafort spend the rest of his days in solitary, I mean protective custody, I’m not sure that appeals too much to him.

  116. 116.

    Kay

    March 7, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    MOSCOW (AP) — Russian President Vladimir Putin lavished praise on President Donald Trump, but added that he was sorely disappointed with the U.S. political system, saying that it has been “eating itself up.”
    Speaking in a series of interviews with Russian state television which were included in a documentary released Wednesday, Putin described Trump as a great communicator.
    “I have no disappointment at all,” Putin said when asked about the U.S. president. “Moreover, on a personal level he made a very good impression on me.”

    “No disappointment at all” Interesting word choice.

  117. 117.

    germy

    March 7, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    @Kay:

    “No disappointment at all” Interesting word choice.

    It almost sounds like he’s filling out a “customer satisfaction” survey.

    Or a Yelp review. “Four stars. Would definitely interfere again.”

  118. 118.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    @germy: Interestingly all the North Koreans involved fled the country fast via their embassy. The women on trial are native Malaysians. I’m inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt since as far as assassinations go, it really was balls to the wall insane in concept.

  119. 119.

    Kay

    March 7, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    @germy:

    Oh, he’ll interfere again. Succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

    That’s the part that’s hard for me to accept- how easy it was. All these years we’ve been trained to be terrified of intruders and these people waltzed in and took our election without breaking a sweat.

  120. 120.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    @Kay: I’d have to see his exact words, but there are gradations of “totally not disappointed,” “extremely not disappointed” and the like that are more complimentary than they sound in English. Where’s gogol’s wife when you need her for the literary analysis?

  121. 121.

    prostratedragon

    March 7, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    @bystander:

    He is an unfortunate boy [Brand’s character]! He’s psychopathic. He’s unhappy unless he gives pain.
    –Majek [Luther Adler]

    Makes one think about who would hire such an unfortunate boy.

  122. 122.

    TenguPhule

    March 7, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    @Kay:

    All these years we’ve been trained to be terrified of intruders and these people waltzed in and took our election without breaking a sweat.

    One third of the country unlocked the gates and let them in.

  123. 123.

    Gravenstone

    March 7, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    @scav: VX is the most persistent nerve agent in wide use. It also easily gains entrance to the body via skin absorption. This was the agent used to kill Kim Jong Un’s half brother. If multiple people were affected, it was likely applied to a commonly used item that each individual might have handled.

  124. 124.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    @danielx: So this prompted me to look it up. From Sudoplatov:

    Contrary to what has been written about the murder itself, Ramon [Mercader] did not close his eyes before striking Trotsky with a small, sharp mountain-climbing pickax he had hidden under his raincoat. Trotsky was alone at the desk in his study. He knew Mercader, who had asked him to read an article he had written defending Trotsky against his critics, Trotsky agreed. At the last moment, just when Mercader was about to strike, Trotsky, who had been absorbed in the article, moved his head. That changed the direction of the blow, weakening its impact. That is why Trotsky was able to scream for help and was not killed instantly. Ramon was too excited and could not stab Trotsky, although he carried a knife.

  125. 125.

    AnonPhenom

    March 7, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    for your list…

    President Donald Trump Tuesday signed the first in a series of congressional regulatory rollback bills, revoking an Obama-era regulation that required oil and mining companies to disclose their payments to foreign governments.

  126. 126.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 7, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    @germy:

    “If I wanted to commit suicide I would climb to the top of Chris Cilizza’s ego,
    and jump to his IQ.”

    And for more generalized use, it’s easy enough to replace “Chris Cilizza” with “Donald Trump.”

  127. 127.

    Gravenstone

    March 7, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    @trollhattan: VX isn’t terribly volatile. And if the formulation were gelled in some fashion, that makes aerosol dispersion much less likely. I believe they applied it via a swab to his face, so avoiding skin contact themselves should have been the primary precaution.

  128. 128.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 7, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Sudoplatov

    That looks as though it should be the brand name of a patent medicine, a combination decongestant and antiaggregant. Definitely a pharmaceutical that shouldn’t pass the FYWP banned list.

  129. 129.

    AnonPhenom

    March 7, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    ….BuzzFeed was following the trail of dead Russians last June…

    Lavish London mansions. A hand-painted Rolls-Royce. And eight dead friends. For the British fixer Scot Young, working for Vladimir Putin’s most vocal critic meant stunning perks – but also constant danger. His gruesome death is one of 14 that US spy agencies have linked to Russia – but the UK police shut down every last case. A bombshell cache of documents today reveals the full story of a ring of death on British soil that the government has ignored.

  130. 130.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Pavel Sudoplatov, legendary NKVD/KGB operative, director of the “Administration for Special Tasks.”

  131. 131.

    Chet Murthy

    March 7, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    @scav: _Smiley’s People_:

    Smiley: “The weapon used to kill Vladimir was a standard Moscow Centre assassination device,” Smiley said. “Concealed in a camera, a brief-case, or whatever. A soft-nosed bullet is fired at point-blank range. To obliterate, to punish, and to discourage others.”

  132. 132.

    Mike in DC

    March 7, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    This may all end with Putin face down in a bowl of borscht.

  133. 133.

    gene108

    March 7, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    I wonder how much Mueller could protect the Manaforts.

    I doubt it. Putin takes his time whacking people. The guy, who just got hit was free and clear for 7-8 years.

    For that matter, the Trumps.

    I wonder, if Putin would try to whack Trump. And if he did, would Republicans care, if Putin kept interfering in our elections in their behalf.

  134. 134.

    zhena gogolia

    March 7, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: “No, I have no disappointment and cannot have. On a purely human level he produced a very good impression on me. It seems to me that he is deliberate — but for all the ‘epatazhnost’ [from épater] of his behavior, to which he apparently became accustomed in his earlier life and type of activity, when we talked about business, he digs into the problems, he communicates, he listens to his interlocutor. You can make a deal with him, I see, you can come to some sort of compromises with him.”

  135. 135.

    zhena gogolia

    March 7, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    But of course razocharovanie can also be disillusionment.

  136. 136.

    zhena gogolia

    March 7, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    @Tazj:

    Uh, yeah, he is.

  137. 137.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 7, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Oh, I know. I was just reacting to his name is all.

  138. 138.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    @zhena gogolia: It sounds like he was answering a direct question that used the word razocharovanie:

    Нет, у меня разочарования никакого нет и быть не может. В чисто человеческом плане он произвел на меня очень хорошее впечатление. Мне кажется, что он взвешенный – но при всей эпатажности поведения, к которой, видимо, человек привык в силу предыдущего своего жизненного опыта и рода деятельности, когда мы говорили о делах, он вникает в проблемы, он коммуницирует, он слушает собеседника. С ним можно договариваться, я вижу, с ним можно искать какие-то компромиссы

  139. 139.

    Chet Murthy

    March 7, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    @gene108:

    Putin takes his time whacking people. The guy, who just got hit was free and clear for 7-8 years.

    I’ve been wondering about this. This guy was -exchanged- for 10 Russian spies. Why kill him now? It just invites reprisals, and bloody ones. I’d think that there’s some sort of “law of war” at play here, that prevents even spies from going too far amok. For fear that their adversaries will do the same.

    I can believe that this killing was a warning to Manafort et al. But I have difficulty believing either of (a) Putin couldn’t have found somebody else to whack, or (b) Putin actually planned all along to whack this guy.

    But I’d love to be educated on the subject.

  140. 140.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Well, I posted his original words and got moderated – don’t know if there’s anyone around to free that comment. But if you check at this link, it sounds like he was answering a direct question.

  141. 141.

    zhena gogolia

    March 7, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I’m not seeing the question. He obviously is answering a question, because the quotation begins with “Nyet,” but I don’t have time to go look at the film, if it’s even available, to try to see what the question was. I assume it was, “Are you disappointed in Trump?” I just literally translated what was there in the RIA Novosti article.

  142. 142.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 7, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    @Chet Murthy: John Schindler may not be to everyone’s taste, but here’s his take on the matter.

  143. 143.

    Tazj

    March 7, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I agree, he certainly is an evil villain. I guess I was making a reference to a couple recent interviews I’ve heard on NPR from journalists that are American but have spent a good part of their career in Russia. These journalists were saying that we were giving too much credit to Putin for the political chaos that was happening on the U.S., and he wasn’t some super genius that’s behind every problem, and besides he’s getting older and won’t live forever. They seemed to think it was foolish to waste so much time worrying about Putin and making him more influential than he is.

    I disagree with this, I realize that he’s not some all powerful cartoon super villain, but he doesn’t have to be, and he certainly rolled us when we ended up with Trump. He ‘s certainly causing all kinds of other havoc in the world in addition to murdering whoever gets in his way.

  144. 144.

    Steeplejack

    March 7, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I thought a sudoplatov was one of those odd Australian mammals that lay eggs.

  145. 145.

    Steeplejack

    March 7, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    If anyone’s still interested, D.O.A. is available in three editions from TCM. No way to tell which is best. The publishers are listed for those who want to do further research.

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