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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Friday Morning Open Thread: Readership Capture

Friday Morning Open Thread: Readership Capture

by Anne Laurie|  March 9, 20184:52 am| 131 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture, Readership Capture, Television

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EXCLUSIVE: Former President Obama is in talks with Netflix to produce shows for the streaming service that would give him a massive, post-presidential platform. With @ktbenner https://t.co/3YxnV4lKXb

— Michael D. Shear (@shearm) March 9, 2018

… Mr. Obama does not intend to use his Netflix shows to directly respond to President Trump or conservative critics, according to people familiar with discussions about the programming. They said the Obamas had talked about producing shows that highlight inspirational stories.

But the Netflix deal, while not a direct answer to Fox News or Breitbart.com, would give Mr. Obama an unfiltered method of communication with the public similar to the audiences he already reaches through social media, with 101 million Twitter followers and 55 million people who have liked his Facebook page.

“President and Mrs. Obama have always believed in the power of storytelling to inspire,” Eric Schultz, a senior adviser to the former president, said Thursday. “Throughout their lives, they have lifted up stories of people whose efforts to make a difference are quietly changing the world for the better. As they consider their future personal plans, they continue to explore new ways to help others tell and share their stories.”

n one possible show idea, Mr. Obama could moderate conversations on topics that dominated his presidency — health care, voting rights, immigration, foreign policy, climate change — and that have continued to divide a polarized American electorate during President Trump’s time in office.

Another program could feature Mrs. Obama on topics, like nutrition, that she championed in the White House. The former president and first lady could also lend their brand — and their endorsement — to documentaries or fictional programming on Netflix that align with their beliefs and values…

Think that WH “cybersecurity” permits streaming content? (Oh, c’mon, the hate-watch tweets would be incandescent. Twitter could probably charge for premium content!)

After considering its widespread and meaningful evidence of use, we've put 'dumpster fire' in the dictionary. Feel free to GIF it as you like. https://t.co/XImxk6c0EY

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131Comments

  1. 1.

    RedDirtGirl

    March 9, 2018 at 5:27 am

    Good morning, Jackals!
    What exactly does “readership capture” mean?

  2. 2.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 5:32 am

    Cue the RWNJ meltdown in 3… 2… 1…

  3. 3.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 5:35 am

    @RedDirtGirl: Are you reading this? You’ve been captured.

  4. 4.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 5:42 am

    Good Morning Everyone ???

  5. 5.

    Lapassionara

    March 9, 2018 at 5:46 am

    @RedDirtGirl: I’ve been thinking I need a vocabulary lesson myself. I do now what I did as a child. I guess the meaning from context. But there are lots of words I don’t really know. Like “whingeing,” which I think means “whining.” And “neo liberal,” which seems to be an epithet, or is that epitaph.

  6. 6.

    RedDirtGirl

    March 9, 2018 at 5:58 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: But I read a lot of posts not designated as such! Or are you teasing me? I have seen it used for posts about BJ meet-ups, so had linked it with that in my mind.

    @Lapassionara: That is definitely used as an epithet!

  7. 7.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 5:59 am

    @Lapassionara: Your lips are moving and you’re complaining about something, that’s whingeing. This one’s been killed six times, you don’t hear him bitching about it.

    -Sandor Clegane

    Neo liberal seems to be whatever the speaker/writer doesn’t like.

  8. 8.

    Baud

    March 9, 2018 at 6:06 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  9. 9.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 6:06 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: What’s your experience with split ductless HVAC for an unfinished basement?

  10. 10.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 6:09 am

    @RedDirtGirl: Me?? Tease??? Why I never… But that is the way I understand the usage of it. Why is it applied in some circumstances and not others? shrug Your guess is as good as mine.

    You’re right, neo liberal is always an insult especially when uttered by some leftier than thou purity pony.

  11. 11.

    Baud

    March 9, 2018 at 6:09 am

    In related news, MSNBC is in talks with Trump for him to host their weekend show “Lockup” after his presidency. Expected to premier in Fall 2018.

  12. 12.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 6:15 am

    @raven: My high tech energy efficiency guy buddy is high on them. Says that is all they use in Japan. Put them in his renovated 1880’s timber frame home. My neighbors put them into their half underground house and love them. Dog willing and no medical emergencies arise I am planning on putting them in our place in the next few years.

    What specific issues are you wondering about with an unfinished basement?

  13. 13.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 6:16 am

    Alabama’s Medicaid work requirement will throw thousands off of Medicaid ???

    https://www.cbpp.org/blog/alabamas-proposal-will-cost-thousands-their-medicaid-coverage-wont-encourage-work

  14. 14.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 6:18 am

    I am here for whatever 44 and Forever FLOTUS ? do on Netflix.

  15. 15.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 6:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: We’re starting to think about what we are going to do when my wife retires in June. My office and her “studio” are both in our upstairs space and there is no way we both can be there. Our basement is under the new addition and, right now, has my “shop” and her plants and garden tools. It’s a concrete floor but I think I’m probably going to end up there. We had the old double hung windows put in there along with a nice bay window that I bought used so it’s not an unattractive area. The one thing she said she wants changed is the big double doors that is made from two 4×8 hardi sheets.
    We have a gas HVAC unit for the main level and a heat pump in the upstairs. The HVAC is old but I keep getting told not to fool with it because the new ones suck.

  16. 16.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2018 at 6:27 am

    @Baud: It’s early in the day, but I think you’ve won the internets for today.

    Congratulations!

  17. 17.

    Lapassionara

    March 9, 2018 at 6:28 am

    @Baud: Please, please, please, FSM, make this so.

  18. 18.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 6:33 am

    @raven: You should be fine with one there. Should be able to handle the humidity of a damp basement just fine. I’m not sure about cost comparisons for the initial outlay but efficiency wise they are very good.

    The one thing she said she wants changed is the big double doors that is made from two 4×8 hardi sheets.

    If the basement ceiling height is 8 ft you should have no trouble framing the opening for a standard double door unit. If the ceiling ht is less it can still be done if the existing construction is favorable.

  19. 19.

    Baud

    March 9, 2018 at 6:34 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    I’d like to thank the Academy…

  20. 20.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 6:40 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: It’s 8ft, here’s a pano.

  21. 21.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 6:43 am

    @Baud: ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

  22. 22.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 6:45 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning ?!
    @OzarkHillbilly: ?

  23. 23.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 6:46 am

    @raven: I got a better laugh out of that photo than I did out of Bauds award winning quip above. Where in dog’s name are gonna put your office? in between the ficus and the wheel barrow?

  24. 24.

    Amir Khalid

    March 9, 2018 at 6:48 am

    @Lapassionara:
    Whingeing is indeed a synonym for whining. It’s just not commonly used in American English.
    There’s a Wikipedia article on neoliberalism and how the term has evolved over the last 80 years or so. Bernistas like to use it as an epithet against Bill and Hillary, i.e. they call the Clintons that like it’s a bad thing. But it’s too soon to write their epitaph while they’re still alive. So fuck the Bernistas.

  25. 25.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 6:49 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Well the plan is for that stuff to go. She wants a tool shed built but it’s being rethought because we were going to take out this awful bradford pear but it’s $2k fo were going to hold off on that. The plants are seasonal and she used to find places for them upstairs so I guess we’ll figure that out too.

  26. 26.

    Peale

    March 9, 2018 at 6:52 am

    @RedDirtGirl: readership capture = the inmates have taken over the asylum. When an opinion site is driven by its comments section or when the writer panders to the extreme views of his or her readers, it has been captured by its readers.

  27. 27.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 6:55 am

    @Lapassionara:
    “neo-liberal” came to us from the UK. Tony Blair wanted to indicate he was much more fiscally conservative than that darn ol Labour party (not Unlike Bill Clinton who felt the same need after 12 years of Reagan/Bush). They branded it “new liberal”. Because it lacks the social support & spending of “classic” liberal it is derided, sometimes justly, sometimes not.

  28. 28.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 6:59 am

    @Baud:
    THAT IT! Comment of the day, shut this thread down!

    Thanks for the best laugh I have had in awhile

    EDIT: btw – I am stealing the hell out of that

  29. 29.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 7:00 am

    @Peale: Aha, somebody who knows what they are talking about. We can’t have that, this is the internet!

  30. 30.

    debbie

    March 9, 2018 at 7:04 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    That was my thought too. Will he be able to share a desk with seedlings???

  31. 31.

    Jeffro

    March 9, 2018 at 7:05 am

    The Obama/Netflix thing is pretty savvy … Great way to cut through the traditional media and social media and reach today’s audiences

  32. 32.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 7:07 am

    @Schlemazel: hi Schlemazel! Any thoughts on this Radinovich guy running in MN 8th district? I got a fundraising letter from him but don’t know enough about the area of players.

  33. 33.

    bystander

    March 9, 2018 at 7:07 am

    @rikyrah:

    I am here for whatever 44 and Forever FLOTUS ? do on Netflix.

    Is it too much to hope for a live action Lion King? Not much of a part for Forever FLOTUS but who wouldn’t like to see Barack holding the baby lion up?

  34. 34.

    debbie

    March 9, 2018 at 7:08 am

    @Jeffro:

    Cut right through Trump’s thin skin, too!

  35. 35.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 7:09 am

    @raven: have you guys ever considered a greenhouse for the princess? Might get you more bang for the buck than a tool she’s considering what a master gardener she is.

  36. 36.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 7:11 am

    @debbie: He’ll put the seedtray on top of the monitor.

  37. 37.

    debbie

    March 9, 2018 at 7:20 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    The heat from the monitor will stimulate the seedlings’ root development. Brilliant!

  38. 38.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 9, 2018 at 7:21 am

    @raven: I really don’t like keeping gas cans indoors. Just paranoid that way.

  39. 39.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 7:22 am

    @satby: The list of what she HASN’T thought of is a lot shorter than that! She just informed me that we would probably move my office into the guest bedroom since it will only be a year or so.

  40. 40.

    Lapassionara

    March 9, 2018 at 7:29 am

    @Amir Khalid: @Schlemazel: Thank you. I must not have been paying attention.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    March 9, 2018 at 7:30 am

    @bystander:

    Is it too much to hope for a live action Lion King?

    You calling Obama a Kenyan?

  42. 42.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 7:30 am

    @satby: Great idea: they have low-cost ones. Also, they can be made from old windows and straw bales in a mild climate like Georgia.

  43. 43.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    March 9, 2018 at 7:31 am

    @Lapassionara: This is an interesting article on how women and particularly teenaged girls lead language innovation. The researchers looked at “6,000 letters from 1417 to 1681. They found that female letter-writers changed the way they wrote faster than male letter-writers, spearheading the adoption of new words and discarding words like “doth” and “maketh.”…Women are consistently responsible for about 90 percent of linguistic changes today”

  44. 44.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 7:31 am

    @satby:
    I honestly have not paid any attention to the 8th other than to note that 2 time loser Stewie Mills is not running. funny stories about him, rich on daddies money zero clues. That is a good thing.

    I know Radinovich has been a State rep and ran as a strong proponent of marriage equity when his district voted heavily in favor of the hate amendment the wingnuts tried to get past the voters. The 8th is tough ground for liberals today, we could do worse, a lot worse.
    The others I know of are
    Leah Phifer – former FBI employee. Says the right stuff but no history that I know of
    Kirsten Hagen Kennedy – mayor of North Branch & a 1099 employee of some health company. Pretty much all that is known about her
    a couple of others. Not sure much though

    The 8th borders Batshit Bachmann’s old district with a rural, hard-right Catholic base. It is the iron mining region & used to be full of actual communists (Gus Hall came from there, the largest Finnish Language newspaper in the world was very very left & published in the 8th) always a reliable DFL district in the old days. When the mines closed they fell for “It was those damn liberals and their environmental rules” as the cause and have been a hot mess since. They see themselves as libertarian.

    Sorry for taking so long. I have been having serious health issues & am working from home so I jump over here when I can

  45. 45.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 7:33 am

    @satby: tool shed. Ugh, more coffee so I can keep up with Kindle’s “corrections” and / or proofread.

  46. 46.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 9, 2018 at 7:35 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Has the Rightwing meltdown ever stopped? See Hannity, Alex Jones, the Drudge Report, Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, etc., for your outrage of the day.

    You’d think they’d be ecstatic since they fully control our Federal government but they’re still in freak out mode.

  47. 47.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 7:35 am

    @Schlemazel: sounds like a few bucks Radinovitch’s way might be worth it. Thanks!

    Edit: that didn’t seem long! Sorry you’re having health stuff, hope you’re on the mend. I’m still dealing with the remains of whatever virus I caught after Cambodia. An entire month down the tubes.

  48. 48.

    Baud

    March 9, 2018 at 7:38 am

    @Patricia Kayden: They can’t stop. If they ever calm down, they will lose.

  49. 49.

    Lapassionara

    March 9, 2018 at 7:38 am

    @raven: and then what happens?

    $2000 for a Bradford Pear seems excessive.

  50. 50.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 7:38 am

    @WereBear: Mild? It’s hot n’ mofo up in here!

  51. 51.

    R-Jud

    March 9, 2018 at 7:39 am

    I’d be more excited about this Obama thing if it were a variety show or a police procedural in which they solve crimes together (and she is his boss).

  52. 52.

    Anne Laurie

    March 9, 2018 at 7:39 am

    @RedDirtGirl:

    What exactly does “readership capture” mean?

    A (fortunately long departed) experimental front-pager complained that Cole was allowing his commentors to decide what they did or didn’t want to discuss — and even to have opinions contrary to that of their blog host, which was NOT AT ALL the kind of behavior he thought a “good” blogmaster should permit!

    You see why I, for one, was relieved when that particular “experiment” flounced off in disgust. I was responsible for turning his hurled epithet into a category tag… and I use it for posts where I feel pretty sure most of y’all will agree with the post topic.

  53. 53.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 7:41 am

    @raven: We get down to -40 in the winter. It’s all relative, man!

  54. 54.

    Lapassionara

    March 9, 2018 at 7:41 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): Cool!

    I recall reading a bunch of epistolary novels in college. But hardly anyone writes letters anymore.

    Maybe someone will make a novel out of an imaginary blog comment thread someday.

  55. 55.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 7:42 am

    @Anne Laurie: I think I remember him :) Good times!

  56. 56.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 7:42 am

    @Patricia Kayden: That’s because they can’t control the “deep state”, you know, people in govt following the law and doing their jobs anyway.

  57. 57.

    MomSense

    March 9, 2018 at 7:45 am

    @Anne Laurie:

    Heh.

    There is a lot of snow outside and more on the way this weekend. I’m moving to Glendale CA.

  58. 58.

    Baud

    March 9, 2018 at 7:46 am

    A couple of arbitration experts weigh in on Stormy Daniels.

    Debbie Does Damages: the Stormy Daniels Contract Clusterf*ck

    Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and the Role of Arbitration in Ensuring Silence

  59. 59.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 7:46 am

    @WereBear: You man you don’t have “it my SNOW next week” warnings????

  60. 60.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 7:46 am

    @Anne Laurie:
    I must have missed that little meltdown (I’m guessing I know who had it). That is HI-larious

  61. 61.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 7:48 am

    @WereBear:
    You forgot to add “thereby proving global warming is a Liberal/Chinese scam”

  62. 62.

    Anne Laurie

    March 9, 2018 at 7:50 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I really don’t like keeping gas cans indoors. Just paranoid that way.

    Our garage is directly under our bedroom, and I won’t even allow the Spousal Unit to have gas-powered yard tools. He claims it’s because I grew up in a city apartment and just don’t understand how “safe” gasoline really is… but he knows when I can’t be talked out of my prejudice!

  63. 63.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 7:54 am

    @Anne Laurie: It’s like he’s never seen an action movie…

  64. 64.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    March 9, 2018 at 7:56 am

    @Lapassionara: There are YA novels made of texts and social media comments–speaking of teenaged girls changing the language.

  65. 65.

    Mr. Mack

    March 9, 2018 at 7:58 am

    @Raven….I know you didn’t ask my opinion, but I thought I’d share a little info. In my main home, I have geothermal heating and cooling. Love it in the summer, so so in the winter. In our cabin, I have ductless system, which has been awesome this cold winter. (The line sets were a small problem, cosmetically speaking, but I plan to hide them in a chase soon) I am looking forward to seeing how it performs in our hot and humid summers, but my old co-worker (smartest HVAC guy I ever met) is pretty adamant about which brands to trust. I opted for the more expensive Samsung units. A three ton split ran me around 5500 installed. Hope you have success with your project.

  66. 66.

    Brachiator

    March 9, 2018 at 8:01 am

    @bystander:

    Is it too much to hope for a live action Lion King?

    Live action version in production, scheduled for a July 2019 release.

  67. 67.

    Lapassionara

    March 9, 2018 at 8:02 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): great. Thanks.

  68. 68.

    Immanentize

    March 9, 2018 at 8:04 am

    In my house news, I have decided to go solar — roof panels and a power wall. Field team will be doing an assessment tomorrow morning.

  69. 69.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    March 9, 2018 at 8:15 am

    @R-Jud:

    a police procedural in which they solve crimes together

    They could remake “The Front Page” with Barack as Walter Burns and Michelle as Hildy Johnson. Wilmer could be the dim-witted, incompetent, demagoguing sheriff.

  70. 70.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2018 at 8:19 am

    @MomSense:

    I’m moving to Glendale CA.

    Bring lots of cash.

  71. 71.

    raven

    March 9, 2018 at 8:21 am

    @Mr. Mack: Thanks!!!!

  72. 72.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 8:22 am

    @Immanentize: I always wanted solar, but cash flow never allowed for it. Good luck with it!

  73. 73.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 8:23 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:
    I see them more as Nick and Nora Charles!

  74. 74.

    Immanentize

    March 9, 2018 at 8:25 am

    @MomSense: here in Boston -+ no snow til next Tuesday.

  75. 75.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 8:26 am

    @Immanentize: I am considering it, but if I do it it will have to be a DIY thing. I got a lot to learn before then.

  76. 76.

    Immanentize

    March 9, 2018 at 8:30 am

    @satby:
    Cash flow — I received life insurance monies. I have to tell you, I feel very odd and conflicted about life insurance money. So, I socked most of it away for the Immp and I am getting solar and having the house painted this Spring.

    We spend above 2K per year for electric. After the rebates and tax incentives, the system will be about 15 K. There are loans available instantly. The house will be net zero for electric — I actually might be selling a bit back to the grid. And the battery backup will supply power when the ever more frequent storm outages happen. And it’s the right thing to do….

  77. 77.

    Immanentize

    March 9, 2018 at 8:32 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    I am happy to share whatever I learn through this process. I suspect I will be able to chat up the installation guys and ply them with coffee all day for information. ?

  78. 78.

    Peale

    March 9, 2018 at 8:35 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: how about “Adam’s Rib”. Ruth Bader Gingsberg could play the part of the judge and Nancy Pelosi could be the witness who hoists Spencer Tracy over her head.

  79. 79.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    March 9, 2018 at 8:35 am

    @Lapassionara: One of the cool things about the internet age (as an old, I watched the web appear as a baby and grow up) is that you routinely find yourself in international conversations (hi, Amir). So you get exposed to a lot of UK English. English people have said it’s not exactly the same as whining, but it kind of means complaining loudly and irritatingly. But as that’s pretty much what WE mean by “whining”, that’s a useful synonym for us.

    I would think of it as affected if an American used it though.

    Same with “whilst”, which they say in conversation but sounds Shakespearean to us.

    I still haven’t quite figured out what “taking the piss” is. Kidding someone? Pranking them? Mocking them?

    Like you, I try to remember those old skills of learning from context. I try to apply them in other languages I’m working on. Sometimes it works but often I’m guessing wrong.

  80. 80.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 8:36 am

    @Baud:
    Just read the first of those & it is funny & well written but more importantly it does a nice job of laying out the details of the legal arguments.

    It should come as a surprise to no one that Dump’s lawyer is sloppy and not very bright.

  81. 81.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2018 at 8:37 am

    @Immanentize:

    We spend above 2K per year for electric.

    Wow, that’s cheep. I spend more than that for my cave.

    ETA: Forgot, it a bill for 2 months; but it’s not that far below 2k. That’s for a one bedroom cave.

  82. 82.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 9, 2018 at 8:41 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Good advice.

  83. 83.

    Schlemazel

    March 9, 2018 at 8:41 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:
    Taking a piss was another shocker to me when I was a shy teenager. It means to make someone look silly or make them the joke.

    The worst one though was when a particularly cute Scottish lass (with an accent I find irresistible to this day) asked me to come by and “knock her up ” in the morning”. They knew something was weird because I turned fire truck red.

  84. 84.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    March 9, 2018 at 8:43 am

    @Schlemazel: I kind of like that, if you updated them, particularly Nora. It was way too easy for Nick to outwit her, which he frequently did when trying to keep her out of trouble.

  85. 85.

    Robert Sneddon

    March 9, 2018 at 8:44 am

    @Anne Laurie: Dominating the news headlines here a few days back was an explosion in a terraced street that demolished a house and killed five people. My first thought was gas, it turned out to be an arson attempt (for as-yet unrevealed reasons) with petrol. The fumes filled a basement and instead of creating a nice constrained fire the fuel-air mixture blew up the building.

  86. 86.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 8:46 am

    @Schlemazel: I see them more as Nick and Nora Charles!

    Brilliant!

  87. 87.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 8:47 am

    @Immanentize: All good. It’s about taking care of you and your child, no?

  88. 88.

    Immanentize

    March 9, 2018 at 8:47 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: my heat is natural gas, as is my stove. So my electric is lights plus summer air conditioning. I just checked, it closer to 3k per year. So, I get my investment back sooner!!

    ETA and computers. Lots of computer time for the Immp.

  89. 89.

    Robert Sneddon

    March 9, 2018 at 8:48 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: A child or a puppy might whine, an adult “whinges”. There’s usually more coherent content in a whinge than a whine, less continuous repetition.

  90. 90.

    Immanentize

    March 9, 2018 at 8:53 am

    @WereBear:
    Yes it is about our son. And we lost 1/2 our family income…. Still it just feels somehow so clearly cold and calculated to get a check for a life. But of course, I instantly increased my own life insurance ….

  91. 91.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 8:54 am

    @Immanentize: Please do.

  92. 92.

    Robert Sneddon

    March 9, 2018 at 8:56 am

    @Schlemazel: “Taking the piss” is always used in an accusations, as in “Are you taking the piss?” or “You’re taking the piss, aren’t you?” No-one would say “I’m taking the piss.”

    It usually means someone has said something egregiously stupid or unlikely and the respondent doesn’t believe it to be true (although they may suspect the instigator of being sincere, from long experience).

  93. 93.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2018 at 8:58 am

    @Immanentize: Heat, stove and water heater are natural gas here. Yup, computers and the A/C in the summer.

  94. 94.

    Immanentize

    March 9, 2018 at 8:58 am

    @WereBear:
    I should add — and our cat! The most important part of the recovery team. He got a new moving water dish.

  95. 95.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 9, 2018 at 8:58 am

    @Schlemazel:

    Very sorry about your health issues. I hope they are easily and quickly managed.

  96. 96.

    germy

    March 9, 2018 at 9:05 am

    tonight on NBC:

    Confronting Putin
    ALL NEW

    Megyn Kelly talks to Russian President Vladimir Putin ahead of the country’s elections.

  97. 97.

    zhena gogolia

    March 9, 2018 at 9:06 am

    @Robert Sneddon:

    See the call the police get in Hot Fuzz from one Peter Ian Staker about a missing swan.

  98. 98.

    zhena gogolia

    March 9, 2018 at 9:09 am

    @Robert Sneddon:

    Whinge is more like kvetch than like whine.

  99. 99.

    germy

    March 9, 2018 at 9:09 am

    My local sinclair tv news station features Boris Russianlastname as a regular commentor. The station also has a news tip line. I was tempted to call in and tell them Boris was being questioned by Mueller, but I was too lazy.

    Sinclair actually owns a bunch of stations. One that plays only shitty, 4th-rate sci fi films, another one that’s intended for young people that consists of young people juggling and skateboarding (remarkably content-free), another one that plays ’70s action films, another one that’s all sports. And there’s a “CW” one that’s playing reruns of Tim Allen’s cancelled show… This is all in addition to their news channel. It’s quite a monopoly in my town.

  100. 100.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 9:12 am

    The White House is refusing to comply with a request from the House Oversight Committee for info on how Rob Porter was allowed to work with an interim security clearance in spite of accusations of domestic abuse, TPM reports: https://t.co/43o1InFMv3 pic.twitter.com/NjiKCHEEV4

    — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 9, 2018

  101. 101.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 9:13 am

    @Schlemazel:

    sorry to hear about your health issues

  102. 102.

    germy

    March 9, 2018 at 9:14 am

    I’m seeing news reports this morning that George Nader was busted a few years back for child pron. But the only places I’m seeing this news is at the intercept and boingboing (which linked to the intercept) which makes me wonder if this is just a “he’s a prevert; you can’t believe anything he testifies!” attempt.

  103. 103.

    Elizabelle

    March 9, 2018 at 9:16 am

    @Schlemazel: I hope you are feeling spiffier, soonest.

    Good morning, jackals. Friday. Hope we get some quality Mueller time today.

  104. 104.

    Brachiator

    March 9, 2018 at 9:18 am

    @germy:

    Sinclair actually owns a bunch of stations

    Sinclair is amassing a huge number of media properties. They are also becoming a shamelessly explicit right wing propaganda channel.

    Sinclair Broadcasting Corp., a right-wing propaganda machine that has become the largest broadcast company in the U.S., is now forcing local TV anchors to read something the company has termed “anchor delivered journalistic responsibility messages”—messages that deride the “false news” in the “national media” and frame Sinclair-owned TV stations as unbiased guardians of the truth.

    https://theslot.jezebel.com/sure-sounds-like-sinclair-broadcasting-just-gave-local-1823613787

  105. 105.

    Elizabelle

    March 9, 2018 at 9:20 am

    @Brachiator: This level of media consolidation should not be legal. It is dangerous to democracy. I wish we could do something about Fox News, too. Fear-mongering propaganda, meant to tear us apart. Wasn’t watching what Goebbels and his ilk brought about enough?

  106. 106.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 9:21 am

    @Schlemazel:

    They already have the dogs :)

  107. 107.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 9:22 am

    We don’t have an Ambassador to South Korea…
    And, the most experienced person in the government that dealt with North Korea has quit….

    But, Dolt45’s gonna have a sit down with North Korea?

    Um, ok. Good luck with that.

  108. 108.

    rikyrah

    March 9, 2018 at 9:23 am

    @Schlemazel:

    I was sorta thinking Hart to Hart…LOL

  109. 109.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 9:28 am

    @Immanentize: Still it just feels somehow so clearly cold and calculated to get a check for a life.

    It would be. But that is not what you did. You didn’t choose this, and you didn’t want this. So there is nothing to feel guilty about, except to understand that you and your wife made a good decision in case the worst happened… and then the worst happened.

    Which no one wanted.

    I have given this considerable thought in rescue, when “putting the pet to sleep” causes people to delay and then there’s more pain to go around: and it’s a misconception. They don’t want to do this. That realization can make them realize what the right thing is.

    Don’t give yourself avoidable problems when you have plenty you can’t avoid. Peace and compassion to you and your son.

  110. 110.

    WereBear

    March 9, 2018 at 9:30 am

    @Immanentize: Awwww. Head kisses to the kitty and how helpful for the recovery team.

  111. 111.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 9, 2018 at 9:31 am

    @Elizabelle: Where do you think they learned how to do it?

  112. 112.

    charluckles

    March 9, 2018 at 9:31 am

    @Baud:

    Wait, what? Donald has illegitimate children out there?

  113. 113.

    No Drought No More

    March 9, 2018 at 9:38 am

    I challenge the former president to revisit recent history, say, of the run up to the War in Iraq, to best understand what went wrong, and why. Most importantly, I would challenge him to name names. I’m heartily sick of kumbaya preaching that distracts the democratic party from the mortal threat the republicn party represents to American democracy and the planet. And not necessarily in that order, either.

  114. 114.

    RedDirtGirl

    March 9, 2018 at 9:41 am

    @Peale: Thanks for that!

  115. 115.

    Fair Economist

    March 9, 2018 at 9:45 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Without ever having heard a definition of this, in my mind “whining” and “whingeing” are both American English words with different connotations. “Whining”, to me, implies a more emotional/childlike complaint (“It’s not FAIR!”) while “whingeing” implies excessive complaints without a surface emotional aspect (like mentioning all the faults of the restaurant you’re at.)

  116. 116.

    RedDirtGirl

    March 9, 2018 at 9:46 am

    @Schlemazel: My english aunt told me to “keep my pecker up”! Apparently, it’s similar to the american “keep your chin up”.

  117. 117.

    Fair Economist

    March 9, 2018 at 9:46 am

    @charluckles:

    Wait, what? Donald has illegitimate children out there?

    Nah, he paid for the abortions.

    That’s actually not just a joke, it’s a serious rumor. The followup joke is “it’s the one time he actually pays what he owes.”

  118. 118.

    RedDirtGirl

    March 9, 2018 at 9:48 am

    @Anne Laurie: Ah! Would that have been FdB, by any chance?

  119. 119.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)

    March 9, 2018 at 9:54 am

    @Patricia Kayden: They may be in control but they aren’t universally loved and admired and all us ungrateful people keep complaining and making fun of them. Given their levels of anxiety and insecurity (and the very real risk that their general incompetence and the destructive nature of their “ideas” will be revealed), that’s not enough.
    A friend of my who was a serious athlete as a teenager commented that he was never not hungry at that point in his life, no matter how much he ate. The same thing is true for these people, spiritually and emotionally. It doesn’t matter what they have; they must have all that there is.

  120. 120.

    charluckles

    March 9, 2018 at 9:58 am

    @Fair Economist:

    Oh, I am a believer that the Trump family has paid for more than a few abortions. But that analysis Baud linked reflects a mention of unacknowledged children.

  121. 121.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 10:01 am

    @Immanentize: all great reasons. And I think Julie would probably approve of your decisions.

  122. 122.

    Nethead Jay

    March 9, 2018 at 10:04 am

    @germy: Here’s Natasha Bertrand writing about it in the Atlantic: An Operative With Trump Ties Was Once Indicted on an Obscenity Charge. Got that from @lrozen Laura Rozen’s twitter feed and if you follow her timeline from here
    https://twitter.com/lrozen/status/971926941161926656
    she has some significant follow-up reporting on Nader. Both are legit journalists IMO.

  123. 123.

    satby

    March 9, 2018 at 10:05 am

    @Robert Sneddon: oh, what a sad story! Five murdered.

  124. 124.

    germy

    March 9, 2018 at 10:10 am

    @Nethead Jay: Thanks for the link.

  125. 125.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    March 9, 2018 at 10:17 am

    @rikyrah: We don’t need Americans at those meetings. This administration has already shown that they like to conduct foreign business without any American-supplied translator, and preferably nobody from “our” side but a Trump family member. Who is not, of course, actually acting for us or in the interests of our country.

  126. 126.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 9, 2018 at 10:17 am

    @germy:

    The Atlantic has it.

  127. 127.

    Steve in the SFO

    March 9, 2018 at 11:25 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: for reasons I can’t explain, the word “whilst” makes me want to hurt people

  128. 128.

    WaterGirl

    March 9, 2018 at 11:40 am

    @Steve in the SFO: I have two words for you. Arrogant and pretentious.

  129. 129.

    Steve in the SFO

    March 9, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    @WaterGirl: thank you! I feel less stabby now. Which may be a bad thing as I go back into bargaining.

  130. 130.

    WaterGirl

    March 9, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    @Steve in the SFO: Be nice to the workers!!!

  131. 131.

    tybee

    March 9, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    @WereBear:

    straw bales in a mild climate like Georgia

    yeah, straw bales in the termite capital of north america. one summer. maybe 2.

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