@darth I hope you’re having a good Saturday. I thought you might like to know our cat brings us flowers about five times a day. Not sure why I had to show you this but I did. Happy Saturday pic.twitter.com/yE1jVHkkJe
— ??? ??? (@TTSFDCC) March 31, 2018
Weekend flowers are always welcome, but isn’t Monday when we really need them?…
Yes, there is plenty to post about, but none of it seems appropriate before readers have had the chance to armor up & ingest their adult beverage of choice (that would be Diet Coke, in my case).
Ted Nugent, Roseanne Barr, and Laura Ingraham walk into a bar. They had to — it was the only place they could find to publically escape the 18 year olds about to haunt their asses.
— Phil (@CelticWombat) March 31, 2018
Reboot with Barron at the White House when his father forgets to bring him to Mar-a-Lago. The wet bandits are John Bolton and Stephen Miller. pic.twitter.com/MK8ycp9l0b
— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 1, 2018
Finally, in the name of companion animal fairness:
reminder that saltwater can cause your dog’s electronics to malfunction. pic.twitter.com/PnxiBOvu7A
— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) March 29, 2018