Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

“Squeaker” McCarthy

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

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    Mary G

    Yay! I assume she has been peeing and pooping and prancing? Steve and your house look great. The picture is so dark I can’t tell for sure, but are you due for a pedicure?

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    Corner Stone

    The picture is so dark I can’t tell for sure, but are you due for a pedicure?

    This is “Peak Cole Question”.

  3. 3.

    JGabriel

    John Cole @ Top:

    Starring Lily, with musical guest Steve …

    When I saw “musical guest,” I thought that meant there’d be audio & video, featuring the dulcet tones of Steve’s meows.

    But there’s not. And now I’m: glum.

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    Mnemosyne

    I’m hoping I can fend off this looming migraine, because tomorrow is the big Administrative Professionals Day bash at the GEC and, damn it, I want my freebies! Free booze, free food, and the possibility of winning a gift basket of prizes (though I never have so far). Plus it’s nice to have executive VPs and above pouring the champagne — most of them take their duty quite seriously.

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    SectionH

    Fuck politics. Lily, Steve, and all the critters keep us going (well, me but I expect many Juicers have been feeling the same).

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    SectionH

    @Mnemosyne: Good luck fending off the migraine… it’s one thing I don’t suffer from, but damn, sounds miserable.

    Yeah, and damn – real Champagne? I don’t care who pours it, I’m there. (Also too, lowest carbs of anything you can drink with alcohol in it. 1/2 the carbs of dry white wine.)

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    opiejeanne

    Is Steve serenading you?
    I’m so glad Lily is doing so well. The canned chicken was a great idea.

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    Jim

    It’s OK, John. You can focus on the animals as much as you want. Politics these days is too confusing since there’s so much corruption to keep track of. Animals are a welcome relief.

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    kindness

    Actually John, we’re OK with you talking the politics of Lily:

    “More Chicken! Now!!!”

    Still smarter than anything Trump says.

  26. 26.

    father pusbucket

    I guess I will get around to talking about politics again tomorrow.

    Nah. Trumpworld isn’t going anywhere. Alas.

  27. 27.

    bluefish

    What is this politics of which you speak? Best to your swell companions there. They are all clearly more evolved than we are!

  29. 29.

    w3ski

    You have found the Greatest Love a man could have. My house panthers and Bob Dawg, fill my own days with joy. Congrats on Lilly’s recovery. It’s really sweet when you get extra time like you have.
    I wish you all the love and peace in the world.
    From our Country Home to yours
    W3ski

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