So, I went to look this song up on YouTube, and of course the title returned elebenty billion videos of butt-hurt gun-humpers ranting about being prevented from purchasing firearms. I don’t think they were literally crying, though.
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So, I went to look this song up on YouTube, and of course the title returned elebenty billion videos of butt-hurt gun-humpers ranting about being prevented from purchasing firearms. I don’t think they were literally crying, though.
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Arm The Homeless
It’s not snark or hyperbole when I say that it’s more difficult to buy fireworks off the side of the road, than to buy a gun from a “private seller” in Floriduh.
hellslittlestangel
I love Holly Golightly. Can’t understand how’s she’s maintained such a low profile for 25 years.
Elizabelle
Just checking in. Was it mentioned that Admiral Feelgood, Dr. Ronny Jackson, will not be returning as Trump’s physician? He’s still attached to the White House medical unit, but stay tuned there, too. WaPost story.
Quelle surprise.
Timurid
When Mueller finally issues his report and says out loud what everyone knows, the national media is going to treat him the same way it treated Wolf.
This weekend proved beyond any doubt that they’re all in for Trump.
NotMax
Flashpoint?
NotMax
Out Amir’s way – Danish national first to be sentenced under Anti-Fake News Act.
Amir Khalid
It just ticked past midnight here, and it’s now May 1, Labour Day everywhere on Earth but America. Happy Labour Day to one and and all, and may your labours be justly rewarded.
Cacti
Brazilian surfer Rodrigo Koxa sets world record, riding 80 foot wave off the coast of Nazare, Portugal.
Link to video.
Mike in NC
@Elizabelle: Maybe the doctor would welcome reassignment to the South Pole for about a year to clear his head, poor thing.
Kay
delk
Got the initial pathologist report on my dog Gav’s liver biopsy. He has copper accumulation. The results were sent to a second pathologist to run further tests to determine the amount of copper in his system and what his treatment will be. For now, the money pit is on some pricey prescription food.
He is finally off of the antibiotics and pain medication so he seems like his old self.
MattF
@Timurid: Hugh Hewitt was outraged (I think):
A lot of near-misses in that one sentence.
MattF
@Elizabelle: Hmm. You think ‘lies all the time’ isn’t a recommendation for a physician?
Amir Khalid
@NotMax:
Anti-fake news laws are a bad idea, obviously. They allow the Home Ministry to treat reporting and editorial mistakes as crimes, which can and probably will have a chilling effect on journalism. I don’t care for fake news, but this way of dealing with it is as dangerous to a free press and democracy as the problem itself.
Barbara
@MattF: I suspect Hewitt’s idea of what counts as “decency” is different from mine. It’s so funny to see the tables turned on people like Hewitt who complain endlessly about all those special snowflakes demanding political correctness. And here he is, histrionic, completely in pieces after finding out that people don’t really respect him even if he is being paid umpty million dollars.
Steeplejack
@NotMax:
Went to Trader Joe’s last week and remembered to pick up some of that spicy brown mustard you mentioned. I’ve had it only once, on a roast beef sandwich, but I liked it. Would buy again, as the saying goes.
But first I have to work through a five-jar sampler of Braswell mustards that I got at least partly because they came in “collectable European drinkware.” Nice bistro glasses.
Nicole
The podcast I write for, Uncanny County, just released my latest episode, “Our Better Angels,” in which I (allegorically) work out a lot of my rage about 2016. I wrote the main story, and then a newscast that plays in the background of the action, because I was also really mad at the media, especially CNN and MSNBC who should have known better. Needless to say, I thought Michelle Wolf’s skewering of the media this weekend was excellent. ;)
Shameless self-promotion (but hey, it’s only 31 minutes long and it’s free!). And the actors all do really good work. Todd Faulkner, the lead (and co-creator of Uncanny County), has a recurring role on The Americans, as one of the FBI agents, so some of you have seen him on TV, probably:
Uncanny County- Our Better Angels
You can also find Uncanny County on iTunes (also free there).
eclare
@delk: Sounds promising! Any idea what led to the copper accumulation?
Betty Cracker
@Steeplejack: Great marketing strategy by that condiment purveyor. I would totally go for that twofer deal, even though I’ve already got more glasses than shelf space.
Tokyokie
Kay, In a similar vein, I have a Spoonflower fabric design based on posters for the Joseph H. Lewis noir classic Gun Crazy (aka Deadly Is the Female), which blacklisted commie symp Dalton Trumbo wrote. Sadly, it’s mostly been purchased by right-wing women with no sense of irony.
Steeplejack
@Elizabelle:
But, but—Admiral Jackson is a great man and a great doctor! The best, according to Trump. How can he not continue as Trump’s personal physician? It beggars belief.
Mandalay
@Amir Khalid:
Cool. In that case LOCK HER UP!!!….
Someone called her on that twaddle on her show this morning, and pointed out that Huckabee had never been attacked for her appearance. Brzezinski back pedaled at the speed of light, and now claims that the attack on Huckabee’s appearance was “veiled”.
Utterly shameless.
delk
@eclare: They are not sure yet. Could be genetic, hepatitis, or cirrhosis. His liver enzymes have been out of whack since he ate rat poison a couple years ago. Not sure if that had anything to do with it, or if the enzymes were always off and that was the first time they were checked.
efgoldman
@Arm The Homeless:
Not in RI. The fireworks stands sprout like crabgrass around the beginning of June Also available in a Walmart or CVS near you. A lot of the buyers are from MA which bans sales. Firearms not so much.
West of the Rockies
@Kay:
LOL… I was not Mr. Popularity in high school or college. Never once had violent impulses. I tried to figure out how I might improve myself while occasionally voicing irritation that so many girls/women dug rude bad boys and found gentleman to be fit only for the friend zone.
West of the Rockies
@delk:
That’s weird… How did he consume so much copper?
brendancalling
My old band played several shows with Holly Golightly around 1999-2000. Good times.
Steeplejack
@Betty Cracker:
Inorite. I have a glassware “problem” myself, and I have finally schooled myself just to buy one or two, not a whole set. If only a set is available, I can usually lay off the extras on glassware-deficient acquaintances, e.g., hapless graduate students. Throw in some mustard or honey (they have a sampler of those, too) and I can’t resist.
low-tech cyclist
Tonight is the 45th anniversary of Nixon’s first nationally televised address on Watergate. Bye bye, Haldeman and Ehrlichman.
West of the Rockies
@delk:
Some dogs eat weird stuff: dirt, rocks, poop, socks…
Mandalay
@MattF:
Well I thought Michelle Wolf was fine, but apart from that Hewitt was bang on the money.
Elmo
@efgoldman:@Arm The Homeless:
So it was in Tennessee when we moved there. In fact, not long after, a guy we had hired to do some tractor work around the property said, “You two women are living all by yourselves out here in the middle of nowhere. Y’all have guns to protect yourselves, right?”
We allowed that we did not, having just relocated from California.
So he came back a couple of weeks later, bearing with him a .38 revolver, a .22 rifle, and a 12-gauge shotgun. “Here you go,” he said. “Take these for as long as you want. If you want to keep them, let me know and I’ll take a fair price for ’em.”
We ended up buying the shotgun, which I still have to this day – and which longtime readers may remember was instrumental in protecting my property against a couple of yahoos who came visiting in the wee hours.
We called him the “Gun Fairy.”
Steeplejack
@delk:
That’s good news about him being back to his old self.
How does a dog pick up toxic levels of copper?
delk
@West of the Rockies: All dog food, except two prescription foods have copper– either copper sulfate (bad) or copper proteinate (better). It’s not so much his digesting the copper, it is his liver not removing it.
rikyrah
@Kay:
I saw this tweet and loved it.
rikyrah
@delk:
Copper?
Huh?
Well, at least you know WHAT the problem is.
Positive thoughts for the sick doggie :( :(
Mike E
@MattF: HH forgot, “shoved down our throats!” Too.
J R in WV
@Elmo:
Awww. That’s kind of cute. Yahoos who come around at 3 am never want to hear a 12-gauge pumped. Never. I have a 20-ga bird gun, which makes a good enough sound when pumped. Was a birthday present from wife, long, long ago.
trollhattan
@Elizabelle:
Clearly, John Tester needs to be crushed under a large rock. Poor Dr. Jack-n-rocks.
rikyrah
@Kay:
It’s the sense of ENTITLEMENT that I can’t get past. These guys believe that they are ENTITLED to women. That women don’t have the RIGHT to decide who they choose to spend their time with…
These guys are in the 3-6 range and believe that they are ENTITLED to 8-10 range women.
But, it’s so interesting to see how many of them flip from the sexism and go alt-right.
Come for the sexism..stay for the racism…
delk
Copper Storage disease in dogs.
sukabi
@MattF: Breaking News: Mr. White Pride is offended by a woman talking.
I watched most of it..Wolf didn’t scream, at all. She has a grating voice, that she acknowledged, and made fun of. She told the truth.
Amir Khalid
@Mandalay:
The Malaysian Home Ministry is not about to have Mika Brzezinzki arrested on a criminal charge of spreading fake news. There is an issue of jurisdiction, for one thing. Besides, do you really support the idea of such laws, even after I explained why they’re a bad thing? If so, then I’m sorry but we can’t be friends.
scav
@Betty Cracker: & @Steeplejack: There was quite a selection on offer back when I spent a year in France. A couple different mustards for various standard glasses, some cornichons had a rather nice set of “cut” (pressed) highball glasses and then still a few jelly glasses with cartoons I was generally unfamilar with. I’d probably go all nostalgic if I could find one specific mustard glass to drink my post-dinner coffee in,
Spanky
@rikyrah:
You’re an awfully, uhhh, “liberal” grader. Three sounds utterly too high.
geg6
@Mandalay:
I think it was Nick Confessore who called her on it. Even Joe kept saying that Wolf was only doing her job and that job doesn’t include being nice and polite to power. The pearl clutching over this by all the Village
idiotsmedia is fucking hilarious and I hope the Possum Queen tortures them all the more for looking like such wimps and lickspittles.Amir Khalid
@Steeplejack:
So you have Glassware Acquisition Syndrome? Come sit by me.
Elmo
@J R in WV: Heh. They didn’t get out of the car, so I couldn’t rely on the sound. Instead I turned on the porch light, and went outside to stand under it, holding the shotgun at port arms and staring at the car. They sprayed gravel backing out.
For those who don’t know the backstory: my property at the time was very isolated, at the very end of a quarter mile of single-track gravel road and driveway. My then-partner, now-wife and I were living in a Tennessee county where another lesbian couple had been burned out, and just north of a county (Rhea County – google it) that had just formally passed a law banning gay people. Yes, really. So we were alert for yahoos wanting to prove a point. This car pulled into my driveway at one in the morning, and the two men in the car sat there looking at the house for about 10-15 minutes before I decided to take down the shotgun and let them know I was awake.
afanasia
@rikyrah: Well, it just demonstrates that they’re willing to include a wide variety of people in the category of “subhumans who must obey me”.
sukabi
@Mandalay: Mika’s not upset about the Sanders bit. She’s butthurt over the jab at her & Joe’s relationship being the result of a #MeToo moment ‘success story’…it’s just easier, and less trouble to go with the narrative the other snowflakes have gone with.
TenguPhule
Trump’s jabs on trade roil ag industry supporters
Fuck em.
Mandalay
@Amir Khalid: Lighten the fuck up.
TenguPhule
@Timurid:
I believe Village has the solution to that problem.
satby
@delk: glad to hear that delk! Yay for Gav!
germy
He’s up to no good. I think he’s considering running for 2020 president and testing the “populist” waters:
rikyrah
@TenguPhule:
Amen
rikyrah
UH HUH
UH HUH
Rep. Chris Collins is resigning from the board of a biotech company after sponsoring legislation in Congress that could help the company. He’s under investigation by the Ethics Committee. https://t.co/0sDCPlPhoj
— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) April 30, 2018
Mandalay
@sukabi:
Ah, I’d missed that – you may be onto something.
Steeplejack
@scav:
I had a friend who was a Delta flight attendant, a regular on the Atlanta-Paris route. She used to bring me back Maille mustard in the cool European jars. One example here; there were several different models, I remember.
Cartoon jars similar to what you mentioned.
rikyrah
@germy:
Hmmph
By 2020, the harm of the tax cuts will be very obvious, and that vote will be hung around his thirsty neck.
rikyrah
As a wise man likes to say, Everything Trump Touches Dies.
The WHCA came to Trump’s defense. In a matter of hours the Correspondents’ Dinner as an institution was destroyed. It will never be held in this format again.
I wonder what or who is next.
https://t.co/m62ISnnkGt
— Elliott Lusztig (@ezlusztig) April 30, 2018
bemused
@Mandalay:
When I first heard, half listening, Wolf’s clip when she said “burn facts”, it sounded like she said, “burn fat”. I thought that can’t be right and listened again. I would not be surprised if some people thought Wolf said fat and not can’t/won’t admit they were wrong Wolf was making jokes about Sarah’s appearance.
trollhattan
@germy:
Gosh Marco, ya think?
What a tool.
Eural Joiner
Poor Disney – “Avengers: Infinity War” just cleared over $600 million worldwide in one weekend of release. Wow.
Aleta
@delk: Sorry to hear this. I hope he feels better with treatment. Keep us posted if you can.
TenguPhule
@West of the Rockies:
rats, cat food, rabbit pellets.
TenguPhule
@rikyrah:
Unfortunately, Trump’s base couldn’t find obvious with both hands, a map, a compass and a hunting dog.
TenguPhule
@trollhattan:
Take that back.
Tools are useful.
Frankensteinbeck
@Timurid:
I don’t think that’s right. This weekend proved they are a pack of shallow, twittering courtiers, who don’t give the slightest damn about the truth or anything else outside their social circle’s prestige games. I am open to the argument that there’s no practical difference between that and being all in for Trump.
Note the interesting variations: Bush and Trump both insulted the press, and Trump has been loudly hostile (with debatable sincerity) to them, and they eat it up and love it. They were still treated as important. Obama and Hillary treated them with mild contempt, as unavoidable leeches, and it drove them ballistic. Of course, that deck was already stacked, because they were going to insult Obama and Hillary anyway – but they expected to be rewarded as The Popular Kids You Need To Please. Trump gives them plenty of that.
@rikyrah:
Hate is a cancer. Beware of it, even if you have very good reason to hate. These men did not have a good reason, so it quickly devoured them.
trollhattan
@sukabi:
It was a pretty carefully crafted piece of political theater and some of the jokes worked on several levels. You know, impossible for Republicans to understand.
Anybody who watched her standup special earlier this year knew what to expect. As my kid describes her: “savage.” In fact, yesterday morning she kept saying “Oooh, burn!” watching YouTube excerpts. When a 16YO is watching a political event like that, you know something’s up.
germy
@trollhattan: I wonder who they’ll invite next year.
They invited Rich Little (who did Reagan and Johnny Carson impressions and sang to the audience) after Colbert pissed everybody off.
Who next year? Dennis Miller? Imus? Maybe Tim Allen…
trollhattan
@TenguPhule:
Let’s imagine something like this.
scav
@Steeplejack: Those do look familiar, especially the Maille! I’m sure we had that exact one.
trollhattan
@germy:
My money’s on Roseanne.
TenguPhule
@Frankensteinbeck:
They gave the press all the politeness they had earned.
But the media expected a John McCain catering to their every desire.
This story doesn’t end well for the 4th pillar, which has been found to be rotten and hollow.
bemused
@rikyrah:
She goes on to say there were already “women want to get laid” groups but they keep getting shut down by incel trolls. Loser white males.
John Fremont
Watching CNN on my lunch break, it’s all about Iran and Netanyahu right now.
prostratedragon
@Amir Khalid: Happy Labour Day to all.
It is Mayday here.
Steeplejack
@Amir Khalid:
Yes, and other syndromes besides, including Guitar Acquisition Syndrome—currently in remission because I have been rigorous in avoiding temptation. I still pine for my gorgeous blond ’74 Telecaster Thinline, lost in the terrible (personal) collapse of ’02.
Elmo
@delk: I’m an inveterate ingredient snob, and I never heard of copper sulfate being bad. My grain-free Victor Hero has copper sulfate. What’s wrong with it?
OldDave
@J R in WV:
I have a theory that the sound of a pump shotgun being cycled is wired into our DNA – even if you can’t identify the sound, you know it’s not a good thing.
TenguPhule
Via the FTFNYT.
Tariffs kicking in tomorrow.
Citizen Alan
@Eural Joiner:
Yeah. I enjoyed the movie, but it is astounding that one of the most expensive movies ever made started turning a profit in the first three days.
TenguPhule
Via the FTFNYT.
What could possibly go wrong go wrong?
different-church-lady
@germy: I wonder what Colbert’s doing nowadays. He really self-immolated his career with that WHCD trainwreck.
TenguPhule
EU says it is ready to wage trade war with US
Let’s get ready to tumble!
Steeplejack
@geg6:
I was surprised by how measured and sane the reaction to Michelle Wolf was on Morning Joe. I was expecting butt-hurt DEFCON 1, but Nick Confessore led off with a strong dose of reality, and Scarborough made the analogy that if it’s the Kennedy administration and you book Lenny Bruce you can’t expect him to show up and not be Lenny Bruce. Ditto for Dave Chapelle in the Dubya years (although Joe mistakenly said the Clinton years). And even Mika was more reasonable than I had been led to believe from reports of her tweets. She did say that Jethrene had been ill-used, but not because of her appearance.
Scarborough also got in a great dig at the couple (GOP tools Matt and Mercedes Schlapp) who ostentatiously left the dinner “in protest” just before the end, chatted with friends on the way out and then blithely showed up at the after-parties later. That’s a principled stand!
And Scarborough also pointed out that nobody defended him or called to commiserate when Trump was saying vile stuff about him.
TenguPhule
@different-church-lady: There was a twitter about how Wolf can now expect to be the highest rated late night show host in 10 years.
different-church-lady
@rikyrah: The men who do this do not process their thoughts in normal ways, so I don’t know why we keep trying to understand them as though they do.
Barbara
@rikyrah: They are pathologically insecure and their basic complaint is that THEY, people with their cluster of traits, are not respected and not deemed worthy. Women factor into this resentment because they are the social currency that men like to trade in — that is, value as determined by the number of women willing to sleep with them. In this case, blaming women is like blaming the U.S. Mint because they don’t have money. They need the archaic patriarchal hierarchy because that’s the only society in which a woman could be involuntarily appended to a man without leaving as soon as it becomes apparent that his only talent is blaming others for his own inadequacy.
? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?
@TenguPhule:
How is one different from the other?
delk
@Elmo: I’m sorry for the confusion but I just meant bad for dogs with copper storage issues. Copper proteinate is easier for the liver to absorb. If Gav ever gets to move from no copper food, he will have to go on copper proteinate.
different-church-lady
@TenguPhule:
different-church-lady
@Mandalay: I think he still doesn’t want to be friends with you.
? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?
@TenguPhule:
Is that true? I read that China’s economy is cooling down and slowing.
sukabi
@Citizen Alan: 1) reality is so depressing now everyone needs a temporary escape. 2) lacking ‘heros’ in real life the need for good guys and heros to prevail even in a fantasy world is cathartic.
trollhattan
@different-church-lady: I read on the internet he’s selling waterbeds in Omaha.
TenguPhule
@? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:
Apparently they expect to survive.
Amir Khalid
@germy:
The evidence that trickle-down eonomics doesn’t work was already around when Marco was a kindergartner. But none are so blind as those who profit by refusing to see.
Ruckus
@Frankensteinbeck:
Don’t know if this is the actual reason but it sure could be. They act like it. They acted like it after the WHCD for sure.
They seem to not, as some have stated here, give a shit about doing their jobs, which is to be journalists. I just wonder if they are doing the job as their bosses/owners want. We define what we think they should be doing, the money defines what they will do. Think those getting paid rather substantial amounts to be willing kneelers and suckers…… Not a pretty picture but enough money can buy just about anything.
TenguPhule
@? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:
It is, relatively speaking. Cooling from rapid expansion to regular expansion levels.
different-church-lady
I continue to be amazed how much people care about what TV personalities say.
Formerly disgruntled in Oregon
@different-church-lady: I hear he got a late night gig on some minor TV network. I see clips on YouTube from time to time…
Barbara
@? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?: It would not trouble me much to see Montana beef ranchers go bankrupt. Ranching west of the Mississippi River is almost always ecologically destructive.
oatler.
@different-church-lady: I hope Wolf’s on Colbert tonight, also hope she doesn’t go on MSNBC’s shitshow with Chuck and Andrea.
TenguPhule
@different-church-lady: Well plaid.
? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?
@TenguPhule:
Of course they do. They’re pampered white Americans who have never had to face real hardship in their lives. They
delusionally think that the simple fact that they’re “patriotic” Americans will protect them from reality.
I’m pissed that all of the work of generations of Americans is being pissed away and it’s the fault of people like that idiot. Trump supporters don’t deserve to live here.
germy
The Root came up with a great description of #45
https://www.theroot.com/trump-just-cant-stop-lying-about-crowd-size-1825651719
different-church-lady
@oatler.: For the safety and well being of Chuck and Andrea, I assume?
Ruckus
@OldDave:
If you and your buddies are out at 3am, stopping anywhere and casing the place, you will know exactly what a 12 ga being pumped sounds like. It sounds like, Run Away!
ruemara
“So, when you say print on demand, are you trying to sell a digital version of your document or are you selling a physical copy?”
Ye, GODS, Amazon has incredibly shitty customer service. And, yes, that is verbatim. 2 months of runaround, waiting, failing to return inquiries and I literally have to pull teeth for them to say I need to setup an additional Createspace account. Never switch to Amazon Business accounts.
TenguPhule
@different-church-lady:
I understand most of them are old and wear onions on their belts.
I expect the fad will die off in time.
Formerly disgruntled in Oregon
@different-church-lady:
#notallpeople
(Seriously, though – there’s an insular bubble in which this stuff is a big deal, and it’s not a big one.)
different-church-lady
@ruemara: Amazon is the next Facebook.
? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?
@TenguPhule:
I doubt the PRC is going to last into the 22nd century; they have huge societal problems such as widespread corruption in the highest echelons of the CPPRC. Also too, they have gender ratio imbalance.
WaterGirl
@Elizabelle: Trump better start that diet now, because I predict he won’t weigh 239 at the next doctor’s visit. I wonder if the new doc that is assigned does his/her own medical assessment at the outset. That’s what I would want to do if I were the new doc. Not that I’d take that gig.
TenguPhule
@different-church-lady:
More like the next Walmart.
different-church-lady
@Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: Also: the main subject on Twitter seems to be other people on Twitter.
TenguPhule
@? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?: I suspect they’re gonna last longer as a single country then we will.
different-church-lady
@TenguPhule: They were already the next Walmart years ago.
different-church-lady
@? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?: I doubt the food supply is going to last into the 22nd century.
Elmo
@delk: Ah, okay. Thanks!
TenguPhule
@different-church-lady: Not yet. I’ve been forced to shop at Walmart. Still managed to avoid that with Amazon.
Gin & Tonic
@WaterGirl: He won’t hire a doc that’ll give him an honest assessment. And if somehow he is forced to take one, the results will never be released.
Ruckus
@Amir Khalid:
I’ve been told by conservatives that it is difficult to see with one’s head up their own ass. Also that everything smells and tastes funny. So it wouldn’t amaze me that they might have a difficult time being able to assertion reality as the rest of humanity sees it.
TenguPhule
@different-church-lady: Soylent Orange.
Its made of people we don’t care about.
MomSense
@Formerly disgruntled in Oregon:
The problem is that even for the people who barely pay attention, the established narrative filters out and that b comes what people remember about that issue.
different-church-lady
@TenguPhule: What doesn’t kill you hasn’t found you yet.
NorthLeft12
Betty, I wonder if they sounded anything like the sniveling lickspittles complaining about the absolute lack of decorum and respect shown by Ms. Wolf for her betters, err I mean the media and political elite at the WHCD.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
President Spanky just told us that people don’t know that Mexico is a big country. I don’t think I’m any kind of a genius or anything, but I knew Mexico is a big country. I guess he never heard of maps…
efgoldman
@? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:
Leopards… faces… like that
Fuckem
Ian G.
@West of the Rockies:
Same here. I just tried to relax about it, got better at saying the right thing in casual conversations with women that interested me, and things got easier. I even had a fling with the type of woman who would have been a cool girl in high school who never would have spoken to me as a teen (it ended in tragicomic fashion, but at least I can laugh at it). Now I’m happily married with a baby daughter.
Yeah, speaking as a high school dork, the Incel types are creepy and terrifying beyond words.
Gin & Tonic
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): It is? I’m now anxiously awaiting the revelation that Mexico City is a big city.
? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?
@different-church-lady:
That’s pessimistic.
Elmo
@Gin & Tonic: Don’t be ridiculous. There are no “big cities” south of the Rio Grande, just favelas and mud huts and adobe. Brown people can’t build actual cities. Don’t you know anything?
Aleta
@Amir Khalid: I like Hario glasses (or the cheaper French ones) for drinking hot tea in a glass. The Hario have a thin rim which I like for drinking anything.
WaterGirl
@Gin & Tonic: I wouldn’t have thought Trump would just get to “pick” his doctor – I assumed someone would be assigned to him and then he could trade in for someone else if he rejected her/him.
But I should acknowledge that everything I know about how these things are handled I learned from The West Wing.
jeffreyw
Yay! Got my internets back, and I also got my mower back operational with a new battery. The internet outage was an oopsie on their part, got a call from them today asking me to undo the settings they had me change yesterday.
ruemara
@different-church-lady: Oh, if only.
@jeffreyw: Welcome back!
Millard Filmore
@Elmo: You might also invest in one of those 1 or 2 million candlepower hand help spotlights.
Yutsano
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): It’s official. Dolt45 just killed my brain.
WaterGirl
Does anyone know what time Lily’s vet appointment is? I am getting kind of antsy waiting to hear.
Brachiator
@different-church-lady:
I like that.
ruemara
@Steeplejack: I love Maille mustards, but I’ve never seen those jars before.
stinger
@West of the Rockies: @West of the Rockies:
And how many boys ignored the cheerleaders and girls who were known/suspected of being, uh, a good time, and instead dug the bookish, glasses-wearing, oboe-playing “nice girls”?
TenguPhule
@stinger: They just wanted to be friends.
Jay
@different-church-lady:
China’s not only buying prime farmland globally, but in places like Kentucky, where they allow it, they strip off the topsoil and ship it back home.
Elizabelle
@oatler.: Michelle Wolf is going to do Fresh Air with Terry Gross tomorrow. That should be good.
The Moar You Know
@delk:
@West of the Rockies:
Hope someone involved with the poor dog reads this and gets the info to the owner: treated lumber. A lot of dogs chew on it, mine included. And the “old school” stuff (banned only within the last several years) was chock full of it. The new stuff has it too, but not as much. It’s something to watch for.
Brachiator
@Elizabelle:
Thanks for the tip. I will be looking forward to it.
ruemara
@stinger: ZERO. And even at 40, still ZERO. Just emotional support labor mules aka “friend I whine to about my failures with hot narcissist women who play to my aggrieved sensibilities.”
@Jay: This seems like one of those alien planet raiders stories, but less intergalactic.
stinger
@ruemara: Yep. My question was rhetorical. (I know you knew that.)
The Moar You Know
@stinger: (raises hand)
I fucking love women with brains and glasses. I finally decided to settle down and marry one.
I’ll never get these “incel” clods. If I could get laid by 17, literally anyone could. You’ve gotta be working hard at NOT getting laid – and I suspect most of these pathetic whiners are working hard to, well, not get laid. Most of them obviously hate and fear women, can’t understand why they even think having a relationship with one is a big deal since what they seem to want is not a woman but a fuckbot.
Steeplejack
@ruemara:
Yeah, only in Europe. The mustard is the same here, just not the jars.
stinger
@The Moar You Know: Good on ya!
TenguPhule
@ruemara: In my defense, every single one of them was apparently married or in a committed relationship.
TenguPhule
@The Moar You Know:
We knew that when we learned Trump had offspring.
Jay
@ruemara:
Funny thing is, all the Ag groups from the UN to the USDA say we have, due to industrial farming practices, maybe 50-60 years of topsoil left, and yet, several US States allow the mining of farmland for topsoil and allow it’s export.
ruemara
@Jay: We are so dumb.
@Steeplejack: I kinda want those jars. Putting that on the list for “things to get when I flee to Wales”.
The Moar You Know
@TenguPhule: EXACTLY MY POINT. Someone met that asshole and thought not only copulating with him would be a good idea, but bearing his kids would be. If you can’t get laid in a world where Donald Trump and I can, you need to take a hard look at your life and start making a list of the ways in which you are failing. It will be a very long list.
Julia Grey
@OldDave:
We’ve all certainly heard it enough at the movies…
Barbara
@The Moar You Know:
Of course it’s their own damned fault. And if we went back to some pre-enlightenment version of patriarchy, they STILL wouldn’t find a mate because outside of wealthy families trying to protect property rights even then women were given some choice in deciding who to marry. In that kind of society, these are the people who would have been groomed for a monastery.
Steeplejack
@ruemara:
These are similar to the old Maille jars. Closer than Wales, too. And the mustard is probably okay.
ruemara
@Steeplejack: No, Wales is safer than America. Getting mustard is bonus.
Steeplejack
@ruemara:
Glad you came back. I was sure I had seen some Maille-adjacent jars for sale, and I found these. Containing fruit preserves, not mustard, though.
Origuy
@germy:
Someone suggested Larry the Cable Guy.