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You are here: Home / Politics / Activist Judges! / Russiagate Open Thread: WHO FARTED LEAKED?!?

Russiagate Open Thread: WHO FARTED LEAKED?!?

by Anne Laurie|  May 1, 201811:04 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Russiagate, Decline and Fall

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SCOOP — Mueller raised possibility of historic presidential subpoena in meeting with Trump’s legal team. And More… Me with @costareports https://t.co/DcJKIKr7ly

— Carol Leonnig (@CarolLeonnig) May 2, 2018

#1 rule of covering the Trump administration: Never imagine there’s an innocent explanation.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 2, 2018

If the goal was to drive “President” Two-Scoops completely ’round the bend… well, it was a short trip:

In a tense meeting in early March with special counsel Robert S. Mueller III, President Trump’s lawyers insisted he had no obligation to talk with federal investigators probing Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential campaign.

But Mueller responded that he had another option if Trump declined: He could issue a subpoena for the president to appear before a grand jury, according to four people familiar with the encounter.

Mueller’s warning — the first time he is known to have mentioned a possible subpoena to Trump’s legal team — spurred a sharp retort from John Dowd, then the president’s lead lawyer.

“This isn’t some game,” Dowd said, according to two people with knowledge of his comments. “You are screwing with the work of the president of the United States.”

The flare-up set in motion weeks of turmoil among Trump’s attorneys as they debated how to deal with the special counsel’s request for an interview, a dispute that ultimately led to Dowd’s resignation.

In the wake of the testy March 5 meeting, Mueller’s team agreed to provide the president’s lawyers with more specific information about the subjects that prosecutors wished to discuss with the president. With those details in hand, Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow compiled a list of 49 questions that the team believed the president would be asked, according to three of the four people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk publicly. The New York Times first reported the existence of the list…

Now Trump’s newly reconfigured legal team is pondering how to address the special counsel’s queries, all while assessing the potential evidence of obstruction that Mueller might present and contending with a client who has grown increasingly opposed to sitting down with the special counsel. Without a resolution on the interview, the standoff could turn into a historic confrontation before the Supreme Court over a presidential subpoena…

The president has repeatedly decried the investigation as a “witch hunt.”…

So disgraceful that the questions concerning the Russian Witch Hunt were “leaked” to the media. No questions on Collusion. Oh, I see…you have a made up, phony crime, Collusion, that never existed, and an investigation begun with illegally leaked classified information. Nice!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 1, 2018

Also the leaks obviously came from your side, shitburg. https://t.co/DcBihXG1Jp

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 1, 2018


This is just a bizarre claim. Does he think people won’t realize numerous questions are about collusion unless they use the specific word “collusion”? Does HE not realize it? https://t.co/OApO7lifPH

— Julian Sanchez (@normative) May 1, 2018

The answer to the question "Does Donald Trump not realize …" is always "No. No he does not." https://t.co/0nMk2k6c5D

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) May 1, 2018

I think he has gotten away with claiming “no collusion” and “no evidence of collusion” for so long that he feels he can just brazen his way through, even when his claims can be disproved with math. https://t.co/2GERNNtRLy

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) May 1, 2018

Collusion has been established, and whether journos say so will test whether they'll hold WH accountable for its lies after WHCD fiasco: https://t.co/qzsFDLZIRH

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) May 1, 2018

It would seem very hard to obstruct justice for a crime that never happened! Witch Hunt!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 1, 2018

It would seem that way to you, but then again, you're a man easily overcome by inanimate objects, bewildered by simple abstractions, and wilfully ignorant of the law. https://t.co/rUmwTjsi3M

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 1, 2018

Dear Mr. President, you might want to consult your lawyers on this. They may inform you that obstruction of justice is an independent crime. They may also tell you to stop tweeting. Oh well. Good luck with all of that.

— Jennifer Taub (@jentaub) May 1, 2018

I hope NYT had an agreement with their source that if Trump started making the friendly leaking of them an excuse to start firing people they out their source.

But doubt that's the case. NYT has repeatedly relished being a prop in Trump's defense. https://t.co/NhALY226m8

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) May 1, 2018

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  1. 1.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Rhymes with Gudy Ruliani.

  2. 2.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    I need to buy more booze.

  3. 3.

    burnspbesq

    May 1, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    In related news, Manafort has incompetent lawyers.

  4. 4.

    Jerzy Russian

    May 1, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    Jesus, Maria, & Jose. Catching up on all of the news today has been especially exhausting. Also, too, it was rainy and comparatively cold today. Our flowering plum is flowering now, and that normally happens in January. Even the trees here are disoriented by all that is going on.

  5. 5.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    Is Trump’s IQ over 100?

  6. 6.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    That was clear from the start. My personal wild speculation is that Ghouliani joined trump’s legal team so he could find out what the special counsel has on him.

  7. 7.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Doubtful.

  8. 8.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    @Jerzy Russian: Call either Dr. Feelgood NY or Dr. RADM Feelgood DC and they’ll write you a script for something to pick you right up!

  9. 9.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Manafort has incompetent lawyers

    Question for you and other members of the bar: Is there one, single, at least competent defense attorney representing any single defendant or possible defendant in Mueller’s investigation? Looks like a bunch of bozos to these no-lawyer eyes.

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    May 1, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Cue ol’ blue eyes.

    The heat is too intense for it
    And I’ve got no defense for it
    What good would common sense for it do

  11. 11.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    @MomSense:

    Ghouliani joined trump’s legal team so he could find out what the special counsel has on him.

    Eventually handcuffs.

  12. 12.

    Barbara

    May 1, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    @efgoldman: Abbe Lowell represents Jared Kushner. But the better lawyers are the ones who are managing to stay out of the news. You can only do so much as the lawyer on the case.

  13. 13.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Ghouliani joined trump’s legal team so he could find out what the special counsel has

    Ironically, an episode of L&O which ran today, Rudi Nounverb911 appeared as himself. Very strange, given recent news.

  14. 14.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    @MomSense: Agreed.

  15. 15.

    Kay

    May 1, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    ‏

    @digby56
    4m4 minutes ago
    More
    Lulz. Fox News’ Ed Henry just said some people in Trump’s orbit told him the president leaked the questions because he wanted them out so all the witnesses will be on the same page.
    And that is fine, apparently.

    I knew it. It doesn’t seem possible, but they’re getting sleazier. Many of YOU thought it couldn’t happen, but I knew they had new depths to plumb :)

    I knew one of the dopes wrote those questions, and I knew some of the other dopes would blab about it because they are absolutely incapable of shutting up.

    It’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like “hey-over here! We work for the President and we’re obstructing justice!”

    I think what’s scary about it is you wonder why they’re so sure they’re untouchable- in your bad moments you think “maybe they ARE untouchable! Maybe the rot runs that deep” Then you remember they’re also big mouth idiots who really haven’t done an honest’s day’s work in decades and you feel better.

  16. 16.

    geg6

    May 1, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    Fuck the fucking NYT. Nothing but a fucking megaphone for Trump and Giuliani. Dean Baquet and company should be sued for journalistic malpractice.

  17. 17.

    B.B.A.

    May 1, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: If Trump were to take an IQ test, he’d respond to every question with an unrelated diatribe about condo towers, the unfairness of the Russia allegations, that guy who wrote something mean about him in Spy Magazine 30 years ago, Hillary’s emails, and/or what a swell guy the last third-world despot he spoke to is.

    I don’t know how to score that.

  18. 18.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    @efgoldman: His ex wife was a recurring character as a judge, wasn’t she?

  19. 19.

    mai naem mobile

    May 1, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    I still cannot believe people voted for this fuckface dumbass shitbag for POTUS. He is an obvious fucking M.O.R.O.N. I understand some assholes feeling scared about becoming a minority in a country where they’ve been the majority but jeezus vote for somebody with half a working brain not some fucking orange ding dong with a rotting brain.

  20. 20.

    burnspbesq

    May 1, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Dowd is highly competent. He had a shit client.

  21. 21.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    His ex wife was a recurring character as a judge

    Dunno’. I never kept up with his social life.

    @B.B.A.:

    If Trump were to take an IQ test, he’d respond to every question with an unrelated diatribe

    How would you even administer a test to a narcissistic four year old?

  22. 22.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    @Kay:
    http://www.newsweek.com/trump-leaker-media-book-coverage-871448

    President Donald Trump leaks directly to top mainstream media outlets in order to attain more positive coverage, despite the commander-in-chief’s very public attacks on the media, according to a new book released Tuesday.

    The president routinely calls up reporters and is attributed as a “senior White House official,” author and veteran reporter Ronald Kessler claims in the book “The Trump White House: Changing the Rules of the Game.”

    White House counselor Kellyanne Conway was also accused in the book of being a major leaker to the media.

    “Trump phones Maggie Haberman of the New York Times directly, as well as Philip Rucker of the Washington Post, and Jonathan Swan of Axios, feeding them stories attributed to ‘a senior White House official,’ creating the impression the White House leaks even more than it already does,” Kessler wrote, according to People. “In other cases, the media has picked up reports on what Trump himself has said to his friends.”

    Trump has specifically tried to win over The Times’s Haberman, who’s come up with some of the biggest and most damning stories about the Trump administration over the last year.

    “He wants eventually to win her over,” Kessler quoted an unnamed Trump aide as saying. “The president subscribes to the general theory that a little love can go a long way. Even if a story will be bad, give it a shot and maybe it will come out a little better.”

  23. 23.

    burnspbesq

    May 1, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    @Kay:

    Witness tampering, anyone?

  24. 24.

    SFAW

    May 1, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Is Trump’s IQ over 100?

    It depends: If that’s in Octal, or base 7, probably. Base 9 or 10? Well, as Deep Thought might say, “Tricky.”

  25. 25.

    Ken

    May 1, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    @efgoldman: Maybe Trump and associates are trying to set up an appeal on the grounds of incompetent legal defense?

  26. 26.

    Davebo

    May 1, 2018 at 11:34 pm

    @efgoldman: Certainly not Jay Sekulow. The guy is worthless overall but especially so in criminal law.

  27. 27.

    eric

    May 1, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    @burnspbesq: It is not the questions the other witnesses need, it is Trump’s answers. Yet, those are ever changing. Any lawyer representing these fools, should know the questions. Did you do X? With whom did you do X? Why did you do X? Whom did you tell about doing X? Voila!

  28. 28.

    Davebo

    May 1, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Maggie Haberman following in Judith Miller’s footsteps.

    Who coulda known?

  29. 29.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 1, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    @burnspbesq: Oh? What shenanigans did they do today?

  30. 30.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    @Davebo: Who indeed…

  31. 31.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    @Davebo:

    Maggie Haberman following in Judith Miller’s footsteps

    Her picture is in the encyclopedia next to “villager” And she (pretends?) not to understand why.

  32. 32.

    FlyingToaster

    May 1, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    @B.B.A.:

    If Trump were to take an IQ test, …
    I don’t know how to score that.

    Aha, an area where I have expertise.

    You make sure you have a professional with their copy of the DSM IV standing by, along with your normal scoring chart. Everytime he answers the question with something completely else, you hand off scoring to them.

    So you’ll find an IQ of maybe 75 and a diagnosis of full-blown narcissistic personality disorder.

  33. 33.

    Davebo

    May 1, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    @efgoldman: She’s not pretending.

    History proves there are no consequences and like Judith, she’s got a guaranteed income for life.

  34. 34.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 1, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Haberman has some of the most damning trump stories? She should probably have published them, instead of the horrible pro-Trump gossip we get instead. It seems like the former is much more newsworthy than the latter.

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    May 1, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    @FlyingToaster

    Not 239?

    ;)

  36. 36.

    oatler.

    May 1, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    It’s taking billions to shore up the One Cheek Sneaks
    RIP George Carlin
    .

  37. 37.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    @FlyingToaster: Just give him the Minnesota Multi-Phasic Index while telling him its an IQ test. Hilarity then ensues.

  38. 38.

    Amir Khalid

    May 1, 2018 at 11:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    I doubt it is over 85.

  39. 39.

    mai naem mobile

    May 1, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    @efgoldman: is it the lawyers or in Manafort’s case he’s done so much crappy stuff he is not getting off. Kind of like being a lawyer for Madoff or Bin Laden.

  40. 40.

    NotMax

    May 1, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    Okay, something for the food people. Came across this recipe. So off the wall that it seems almost like a cookbook parody. Suspect it must actually work or it wouldn’t be offered up.

  41. 41.

    opiejeanne

    May 1, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Probably 98 and thinks 100 is the top number, hence his comment about having a terribly high IQ.

  42. 42.

    Aleta

    May 1, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Margaret Hartman @MargHartmann, NY Magazine explains three theories about why the leak.(Excerpts)

    To Convince Trump Not to Do the Interview

    Schmidt writes:
    When Mr. Mueller’s team relayed the questions, their tone and detailed nature cemented Mr. Dowd’s view that the president should not sit for an interview. … Mr. Trump remained firm in his insistence that he meet with Mr. Mueller. About a week and a half after receiving the questions, Mr. Dowd resigned, concluding that his client was ignoring his advice.

    So perhaps Dowd, who would have access to the questions and seems to fit the description of “person outside Mr. Trump’s legal team” leaked the document to the Times. Trump puts a lot of stock in things he hears on TV.

    This almost certainly comes from team Trump–current or past members. Why would they leak? Pure speculation but I think they need help in persuading Trump NOT to talk to Mueller, and are counting on the outcry. They may be afraid to oppose on own since Trump wants 2talk.
    — Norm Eisen (@NormEisen) May 1, 2018

    Would any defense lawyer advise @realDonaldTrump to meet with SC Mueller? In the absence of any evidence of collusion, why? There is a constitutional objection to the very idea of obstruction in the dismissal of Mr. Comey. No collusion = end of inquiry.
    Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) May 1, 2018

    To Convince the Public That Mueller Is Biased

    Leaks about the Mueller team’s interactions with the Trump legal team seem to have picked up since Rudy joined the crew
    — Sam Stein (@samstein) May 1, 2018

    —-
    And this latest disclosure comes days after Giuliani met with the special counsel, then subtly cast doubt on his credibility, telling The Wall Street Journal that he needed to suss out Mueller’s intentions (though they’ve known each other for decades).
    —
    Establishing “corrupt intent” is often key to charges of obstruction of justice, but Trump’s legal team may be trying to convince the public that Mueller is trying to trap Trump.

    To Convince Congress to Stop Mueller

    That other topic Hannity was bemoaning in a fact-free fashion brings us to a third theory: perhaps Mueller’s questions were leaked in order to put pressure on Republican lawmakers (and convince more of them) to shut down the special counsel’s probe, before it’s too late.

    Of course, it’s possible Mueller’s questions were leaked to accomplish multiple goals. Maybe the plan was to make Hannity even angrier than usual, and let him convince Trump, his House allies, and other Fox News viewers that Mueller can’t be allowed to ask the president to explain himself.

  43. 43.

    Mnemosyne

    May 1, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    Neal Gorsuch is on the Supreme Court to prevent Trump from being subpoenaed. That was the unspoken quid pro quo of his appointment.

  44. 44.

    Cheryl Rofer

    May 1, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    This explains a lot. Recall the other night when I said that the New York Times covers Trump the way they do because there is a New York ambiance that incorporates him? It’s worse than I thought. Frank Rich has the names.

  45. 45.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    @NotMax: I’ve seen recipes with avocado in place of other fats in baked goods. I’ve not seen using non dairy creamer in place of heavy cream for ganache. My recommendation would be, just because everything in the box cake mix is bleh, that you google for a good chocolate cake recipe that uses avocado in place of the other fats and use that if you want to try this.

  46. 46.

    Jerzy Russian

    May 2, 2018 at 12:00 am

    @Adam L Silverman: I was thinking of Dr. Nick from The Simpsons.

    I think at one point there was a radio D.J. around here with the stage name Dr. Phil Goode. Also, too, there was someone called “Marty with the Party”. Maybe they have moved on to Washington, D.C.

  47. 47.

    Mnemosyne

    May 2, 2018 at 12:02 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    We have a well-known DUI lawyer here in LA whose ad line is: Because nobody looks good in handcuffs … unless you’re into that sort of thing.

  48. 48.

    Waratah

    May 2, 2018 at 12:06 am

    @NotMax: Sigh, they keep trying to come up with something new. I don’t mind change but I think I will eat my avocado in dip and eat regular chocolate cake made the old fashion way.

  49. 49.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    May 2, 2018 at 12:06 am

    Word on the street is John Miller and John Bannon are the leakers.

  50. 50.

    burnspbesq

    May 2, 2018 at 12:08 am

    @MisterForkbeard:

    They moved to dismiss the count in the indictment that alleges willful failure to file an FBAR for 2011 on statute of limitation grounds. The problem is that the general Title 18 five-year statute doesn’t apply. The relevant statute is in 31 U.S.C. section 5321(b), and it’s six years, and it is generally understood to run from the due date, which in those days was June 30.

  51. 51.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 2, 2018 at 12:09 am

    @Mnemosyne: So LA.

  52. 52.

    GregB

    May 2, 2018 at 12:11 am

    Eff the NY Times.

    In another sign of the Apocalypse…WWE wrestler Kane is now the GOP nominee for mayor in some Tennessee city. Favored to win the general.

    We’re all props in Vince McMahon’s road show.

  53. 53.

    El Caganer

    May 2, 2018 at 12:11 am

    Bobby Three-Sticks vs. Donny Two-Scoops. Three falls, fifteen-minute time limit, in the steel cage.

  54. 54.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    May 2, 2018 at 12:11 am

    This is just a bizarre claim. Does he think people won’t realize numerous questions are about collusion unless they use the specific word “collusion”? Does HE not realize it?

    That’s a really stupid question. He will say it – it will be believed by some, accepted as possible by others, and it will be dutifully reported.

    Remember: the Republicans barefaced their way out of “the UK saw evidence of a potential sale of uranium from Niger” which was an obvious lie by omission (“…but we investigated and know it’s bullshit.”).

    TRUTH DOES NOT MATTER to these people – only whether they can sustain the spin. Whoever doesn’t realize that is either dull witted, or just not trying.

  55. 55.

    Geeno

    May 2, 2018 at 12:16 am

    @Adam L Silverman: Donna Hanover as Judge Deborah Bourke. It was her kids campaigning against their father in 2000 that forced Rudy to duck out of the Senate race against Hillary “for medical reasons”. That left a relatively unknown (at the time) product of the Long Island D’Amato machine – Rick Lazio – to be the sacrificial lamb as the last thing upstate republicans wanted to vote for was another Long Islander.

  56. 56.

    Ruckus

    May 2, 2018 at 12:17 am

    @B.B.A.:
    May I suggest zero. As in nada, nothing, the IQ of a houseplant. And that is pretty disparaging about houseplants. I mean they have no brain but still.

  57. 57.

    Mary G

    May 2, 2018 at 12:18 am

    One of the very fine people from Charlottesville seems to have some problems. I bet $5 that he thinks Twitler can and will pardon him.

    BREAKING. Jacob Goodwin, the white bigot that my team and I painstakingly identified and located as one of the men who brutally assaulted Deandre Harris in Charlottesville has been found guilty of malicious felony assault. He will do 5-20 years in prison. https://t.co/zEYberi3ns— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) May 2, 2018

  58. 58.

    Yarrow

    May 2, 2018 at 12:18 am

    @NotMax: It’s fairly common to use things like applesauce in place of oil in recipes so it doesn’t surprise me to see an avocado substitution. It’s probably pretty good. The creamer in the ganache, though? Yuck. Creamers usually use oil and often oils like soybean so it’s not exactly super healthy.

  59. 59.

    jl

    May 2, 2018 at 12:19 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: He’s all over California. Going into doped driving now too.
    The guy has so many flavors of sleaze, it would unfair for LA to hog it all.

  60. 60.

    Mnemosyne

    May 2, 2018 at 12:20 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    They interviewed him on Kevin & Bean one time that I know of. He was fairly interesting, for a lawyer. ?

  61. 61.

    jl

    May 2, 2018 at 12:20 am

    ” #1 rule of covering the Trump administration: Never imagine there’s an innocent explanation. ”

    I dunno about that. It’s hard to figure out when so much stuff has no rational explanation at all.

  62. 62.

    Aleta

    May 2, 2018 at 12:21 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: I hope you’re wrong. They’ve flown under the radar for so long that I’ve had hopes they’ll be the only ones whose reputations remain untouched at the end. I like to picture the pair of them with their heads down, working hard. Coming in early every morning to make sure the coffee maker is on, the document shredder plugged in, the hand sanitizers unclogged. The unsung heroes of the administration who are actually getting something done.

  63. 63.

    smedley the uncertain

    May 2, 2018 at 12:23 am

    @SFAW: Binary

  64. 64.

    Ruckus

    May 2, 2018 at 12:24 am

    @opiejeanne:
    Someone probably told him once that he had a terrible IQ. He thought that 75 would be OK if the top number is 100. He also figured that seeing as how he knows everything it’s just the questions that are wrong. So he added 35 to his score of 75 and came up with 98.

  65. 65.

    jl

    May 2, 2018 at 12:26 am

    @Aleta: So many weird Trumpster stories today, no way I have time to follow them all.
    Do they no for sure that these are actual questions that the Mueller team wrote down. Or did the Trumpsters guesstimate a pastiche of what they think his team will ask from communications between the counsels, or just made some up out of whole cloth.

    From the few I’ve seen they seem very generic and have the tone of something slap-dashed together quickly (which is real tell that something is a Trumpster original creation).

  66. 66.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 2, 2018 at 12:31 am

    @opiejeanne: ha!

  67. 67.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?

    May 2, 2018 at 12:32 am

    @LongHairedWeirdo:

    TRUTH DOES NOT MATTER to these people

    You know who else the truth didn’t matter to?

  68. 68.

    (Temporarily) Temporarily Max McGee

    May 2, 2018 at 12:40 am

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:

    You know who else the truth didn’t matter to?

    That John Lovitz character from SNL? Tommy Flanagan?

  69. 69.

    B.B.A.

    May 2, 2018 at 12:41 am

    @GregB: So, at the 2020 debates, our candidate should smack Trump with a folding chair. That’s allowed under the rules of presidential debate, right?

  70. 70.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?

    May 2, 2018 at 12:43 am

    @GregB:
    @B.B.A.:
    Favored to win the general?! What qualifications does he even have?

  71. 71.

    mai naem mobile

    May 2, 2018 at 12:45 am

    I haven’t thought this through completely but I think I would take a do over election with Gorsuch off the USSC and the recission of all federal court appointments in exchange for letting Dolt45 and direct family only get off scott free. There would be some more strings etc. Also, I don’t think this would ever happen.

  72. 72.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?

    May 2, 2018 at 12:45 am

    @(Temporarily) Temporarily Max McGee:
    No, not fat Q. He was an Austrian dude who really hammed it up.

  73. 73.

    hervevillechaizelounge

    May 2, 2018 at 12:52 am

    @Kay:

    I think what’s scary about it is you wonder why they’re so sure they’re untouchable

    My mind runs the same way: what if the Trump regime hasn’t fired Mueller because they know his investigation doesn’t matter? We’ve already seen ample evidence of conspiracy and obstruction and the MSM doesn’t care. The republicans have their own noise machine—they’ll drown Mueller out regardless of the evidence uncovered.

    Slightly off topic: I watched a three-hour Frontline documentary about the early days of the AIDS crisis last night and had an epiphany—republicans have ALWAYS been evil. And they’ve never paid the price.

    Why would they expect this time to be different?

  74. 74.

    vhh

    May 2, 2018 at 12:54 am

    @Aleta: I suspect the logic was an incoherent mishmash of all of the above reasons, overlaid with a thick layer of Sopranos style “fuck the law.” I trust that Mueller and his staff, who have experience dealing with racketeers, know how to deal with a shitstorm like this.

  75. 75.

    vhh

    May 2, 2018 at 12:55 am

    @hervevillechaizelounge: Remember the Nixon era ratfcking? That is where Rove got his start.

  76. 76.

    NotMax

    May 2, 2018 at 12:57 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    Joe Isuzu.

    :)

    (Probably before your time. example)

  77. 77.

    david

    May 2, 2018 at 12:57 am

    In other election news, your new (probable) mayor of Knox County, Tennessee… Glenn Jacobs.
    Better known as Kane of WWE fame. Yes, the Big Red Machine will bring hellfire and brimstone to Knox County.

    Welcome to 2018.

  78. 78.

    Amir Khalid

    May 2, 2018 at 1:02 am

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:
    He looks WWE-macho, talks the requisite RWNJ shit, and they know how to spell his name.

  79. 79.

    Yarrow

    May 2, 2018 at 1:02 am

    @david: Well, Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura as Governor in 1998, so it’s not exactly a new thing for a wrestler to go into politics.

  80. 80.

    hitchhiker

    May 2, 2018 at 1:05 am

    @B.B.A.:

    In spite of everything, I just can’t get myself to believe that Trump will be participating in the 2020 election. I just can’t do it.

    Maybe it’s just a thing I tell myself to get through these days, but I feel certain that the Ds will take the House in 6 months, and then … there will be blood, metaphorically speaking.

  81. 81.

    Timurid

    May 2, 2018 at 1:12 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    I think Voight-Kampff would be more his speed…

  82. 82.

    efgoldman

    May 2, 2018 at 1:13 am

    @hervevillechaizelounge:

    they’ll drown Mueller out regardless of the evidence uncovered.

    Only among the mouth breathing flying monkeys, who believe everything Weasel Face tells them.
    Are you paying attention to special election results? You should. They’re usually a harbinger.

  83. 83.

    Aleta

    May 2, 2018 at 1:13 am

    @vhh: Yeah, a block they’ve thrown up. Because things like tacks on the road and smoke bombs — slowdowns and confusion–are perhaps the best things they can control at the moment.

    Still, trying for hearts and minds makes sense, because they can keep working with the theme of unfairness and injustice for the elections, no matter what happens with T. Ignite the emotion and then try to point it here and there.

  84. 84.

    Shalimar

    May 2, 2018 at 1:17 am

    In non-news news, I am thinking of rewriting the lyrics to Lean On Me. All I have so far:

    Pee on me,
    When your bladder’s full,
    I’ll pay you cash,
    Trust me, my money’s good.

    I want to be somebody you can pee on.

  85. 85.

    efgoldman

    May 2, 2018 at 1:18 am

    @Aleta:

    they can keep working with the theme of unfairness

    I repeat: Nobody believes them any more except the flying monkey mouth breathers, who have been lost to us for a generation and aren’t coming back.

  86. 86.

    Manyakitty

    May 2, 2018 at 1:22 am

    @efgoldman: Maybe not, but he’s still mostly popular with rank and file Republicans.

  87. 87.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 2, 2018 at 1:25 am

    @geg6: Sued? No.

    Imprisoned for life, no possibility of parole? Yes.

  88. 88.

    Aleta

    May 2, 2018 at 1:26 am

    @jl: NY Magazine, quoting the NYT, says the questions were “read by the special counsel investigators to the president’s lawyers, who compiled them into a list. That document was provided to The Times by a person outside Mr. Trump’s legal team.”

  89. 89.

    efgoldman

    May 2, 2018 at 1:27 am

    @Manyakitty:

    but he’s still mostly popular with rank and file Republicans.

    Am I the only one who’s paying attention to the special election results this year?
    You Chicken Littles are attributing magickal powers to RWNJs that they don’t have. STOP COWERING!

  90. 90.

    Anne Laurie

    May 2, 2018 at 1:29 am

    @NotMax: Tastiest chocolate cake recipe I know is made with sour cream as the ‘fat’; it’s incredibly rich but you can’t tell the ‘secret ingredient’ by taste.

    Not expert enough to know whether the new Mystery Solution would work *exactly* the same, but… it might be good enough for someone who thinks coffee creamer is the same as actual milk!

  91. 91.

    Aleta

    May 2, 2018 at 1:34 am

    @efgoldman: I believe you. I don’t know how to predict the impact of fatigue and confusion (despite logic) that they are generating. Like in marketing, when sensory fatigue overwhelms decision making.

    eta I think I have that, because my comments don’t make sense.

  92. 92.

    Mart

    May 2, 2018 at 1:35 am

    @Shalimar: Maybe work on a new project?

  93. 93.

    (Temporarily) Temporarily Max McGee

    May 2, 2018 at 1:36 am

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:

    Okay. Got it.

    Christoph Waltz.

  94. 94.

    Manyakitty

    May 2, 2018 at 1:37 am

    @efgoldman: I’m neither chicken littling nor cowering, so stop making rash assumptions.

    He’s still relatively popular with his party. This is a fact. I suspect what’s happening in the special elections is that non-voters are showing up at the polls again. This is a better outcome because most of his fans are lost, or at least not worth the effort right now.

  95. 95.

    efgoldman

    May 2, 2018 at 1:40 am

    @Aleta:

    I don’t know how to predict the impact of fatigue and confusion

    All the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of motivated and pissed off people who’ve been marching, organizing, registering and voting aren’t going anywhere between now and November.

  96. 96.

    Manyakitty

    May 2, 2018 at 1:40 am

    @Anne Laurie: Sour cream (or yogurt) adds richness and depth to many chocolate baked goods. Mmmmmmmm

  97. 97.

    (Temporarily) Temporarily Max McGee

    May 2, 2018 at 1:46 am

    @Anne Laurie:

    Tastiest chocolate cake recipe I know is made with sour cream as the ‘fat’

    I can taste that now, like I’ve had that before, but I can’t remember if it was a friend who made it, or if I had it at a restaurant or if it was something I picked up at a store years and years ago.

    Whatever, you made me hungry.

    ETA: It’s cupcakes that Temporarily Ma McGee makes from time to time.

  98. 98.

    NotMax

    May 2, 2018 at 1:51 am

    @Anne Laurie

    Sour cream is one of the ingredients I include when doctoring up packaged chocolate cake mix.

  99. 99.

    GregB

    May 2, 2018 at 2:04 am

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:

    They see him on the TV acting big. He spouts Randian malarkey.

    He will be lived by the common clay of the old Confederacy. You know, the morons.

  100. 100.

    jl

    May 2, 2018 at 2:05 am

    @Aleta: Thanks. I only saw a few questions, and maybe I saw the generic ones that most any informed person would ask. But, I think they must have been leaked by a Trumpster, so I have to wonder how faithful the released version is. When I have time I’ll read about this latest mess in more detail.

  101. 101.

    GregB

    May 2, 2018 at 2:05 am

    Loved…

  102. 102.

    Aleta

    May 2, 2018 at 2:07 am

    @efgoldman: I’m not pessimistic– I think what I’m trying to say is that the smoke being blown around Mueller, just like the attacks on the press and the JD, is aimed beyond the investigation. (Since the investigation, whatever the results, may not be at a stage that is influenceable.) I’m not predicting these tactics will influence the election, either. I feel good about the elections, great about the marches. My concerns are down the road–freedom of speech relating to dissent, court decisions., EO protections, discrimination laws.

  103. 103.

    sigyn

    May 2, 2018 at 2:14 am

    @Yarrow: And, you know, he actually wasn’t completely horrible. I was kind of smitten myself when the owner(s) of the Vikings were pushing for a new stadium (to be paid for by a tax increase. Ventura said something along the lines of: “There is no way I’m going to tell a poor single mother that she has to pay more taxes so that some billionaire can have a fancy new playground.”

  104. 104.

    hervevillechaizelounge

    May 2, 2018 at 2:19 am

    @efgoldman:

    Democrats are good people and we’ll show up at the polls but the republicans are getting really bold about subverting democracy. Everyone seems so complacent: “This is America; of course our elections will be fair.”

    Republicans would gladly steal every single election (dog catcher, school crossing guard and American Idol included) if they thought they could get away with it. They’re stupid and inept but Vlad isn’t and their propaganda (amplified by RWNJ media) is effective.

    I knew Trump would win as soon as he entered the race but all my friends pooh-poohed me; of course Hillary’s going to win—look at the polls!

    I look back at that period and wonder what else I could’ve done to explain how dire our situation was; I don’t want everyone to be sad but they need to be vigilant.

    tl;dr: I know we’re mobilized but my anhedonia won’t let me enjoy it;)

  105. 105.

    suezboo

    May 2, 2018 at 2:30 am

    A question from an innocent bystander, if you don’t mind. Say SC Mueller finds solid evidence of collusion and obstruction etc. Who does his report go to ? What retribution can Trump expect ? We know he won’t be impeached by this Congress. So what happens after the investigation ?

  106. 106.

    Chet Murthy

    May 2, 2018 at 2:35 am

    @hervevillechaizelounge:

    I know we’re mobilized but my anhedonia won’t let me enjoy it;)

    I’m hoping we’ll pull it out. But not at all counting on it. And frankly, wondering how it’ll work, when we go all Euromaidan after the GrOPers steal the 2018 elections. Everybody sez that these assholes are just incompetent, and that’s why they act like they’re invincible. Some sort of cosmic Dunning-Kruger effect. And sure, I hope that’s true. But Vladi’s got excellent secret police, and they’re focused on fucking us UP.

    So no, I sure ain’t enjoying it. And dreading the call for people to start trekking to Washington (b/c some sort of “protest in your own city” won’t do SHIT, not when my city is San Francisco — not unless we’re gonna fuckin’ secede, and even then, it’d have to be Sacramento).

  107. 107.

    Chet Murthy

    May 2, 2018 at 2:40 am

    @suezboo: Most folks around here (I suspect, and I agree with ’em) would say … “nuthin, until the Dems take back the HoR, at which point serious investigations happen, Shitlord’s lieutenants all get indicted, and …. then more nuthin until 2020”. I think people are pretty resigned to the idea that we won’t take 2/3 of the Senate, hence no conviction on impeachment. And the GrOPers? They ain’t gonna flip — they’re too damn scared of Shitmidas’ base. So nothing until 2020. Except for as much investigation as possible, and as much prosecution as possible. Which is all enabled by the Dems holding a house of Congress.

    That is, assuming the GrOPers don’t steal the elections.

  108. 108.

    Chet Murthy

    May 2, 2018 at 2:43 am

    @suezboo: Didn’t answer all your Qs. IIRC Mueller’s report goes to Rosenstein, who then send it to Congress. And that’s it. B/c it’s pretty well-establshed you can’t indict a sitting President. Ah, well.

    @hervevillechaizelounge‘s anhedonia is well-justified. WASF, even under the rosiest of scenarios.

  109. 109.

    opiejeanne

    May 2, 2018 at 4:54 am

    @Ruckus: Heh.I realized after I posted that 98 is too high for what we’re seeing him usually demonstrate. Or maybe he’s just nuts.

  110. 110.

    akryan

    May 2, 2018 at 5:18 am

    @MomSense: I don’t think he really got anything new. These questions were always pretty obvious lines of inquiry just from what’s been in the media. I could have gone back over shit that was in public and come up with those lines of inquiry. If I could, Trump’s lawyers could too.

  111. 111.

    akryan

    May 2, 2018 at 5:42 am

    I don’t know where this group think that you can’t indict a president comes from. Somebody tell me if they know. It’s Mr. President, not King President. The entire design was that the President would be an ordinary citizen. The process would usually go through the political process by custom, but I don’t see why a President couldn’t be indicted. If he literally shot someone on 5th ave, wouldn’t he be indicted for murder? He would be arrested and indicted for it. It wouldn’t just go to congress to decide to impeach him or give him the opportunity to pardon himself. I don’t even think our SCOTUS would uphold that.

  112. 112.

    Chris Johnson

    May 2, 2018 at 6:40 am

    @Kay: They’re making the OTHER scum look bad, so no, they’re not untouchable.

  113. 113.

    Stan

    May 2, 2018 at 8:53 am

    @akryan: At the very least it’s an open question:

    https://www.thenationaltriallawyers.org/2018/02/can-a-sitting-president-be-indicted/

  114. 114.

    BluegirlFromWyo

    May 2, 2018 at 9:07 am

    @mai naem mobile: They had 16 other choices for a candidate. They wanted him racist and stupid. Full stop.

  115. 115.

    sherparick

    May 2, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: We all picked a bad week, month, year, decade, century, to stop sniffing glue and dropping acid.

  116. 116.

    jc

    May 2, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    @El Caganer: “Kayfabe” – Term in pro wrestling. Kayfabe was the unsaid rule that the wrestlers should stay in character during the show and in public appearences in order to maintain a feeling of reality (albeit suspended) among the fans.

    Wrestling term derived from “carnival talk” for the word “keep”. Originally would have been pronounced more like “keel-feep”. When said quickly, it sounds like kay-fabe. Used as shorthand term for “keep quiet”, or “keep secret”.

    The word would not originally have been used as part of a sentence. It would have conveyed the meaning of a sentence in itself. The whole point of carnival talk was to speak quickly, and in manner that the “rubes” couldn’t understand.

    Wrestling term meaning “top secret.” It refers to the practice of maintaining the illusion that wrestling was 100% genuine.

    the use of terms (at one time unknown to fans) that would conceal the illusion of scripted wrestling. comes from the pig-latin pronunciation of the word, fake (akefay)

  117. 117.

    Jamey

    May 2, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Prolly 110-115 (SB test), which is at the top end of SD. He’s cunning and quick-witted (sociopathy and relatively high Gf [fluid intelligence] have been closely linked in some studies]), but his Gq (crystallized intelligence) is catastrophically bad.

    Overall, I’d say Trump’s “EQ” is what we should be looking at…

  118. 118.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    @efgoldman:

    All the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of motivated and pissed off people who’ve been marching, organizing, registering and voting aren’t going anywhere between now and November.

    Whether their ballots will actually be allowed and counted fairly is still an open question.

    2 years to prepare and still not ready with paper backups in enough districts to be cause for concern.

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