I couldn’t wait to post this (sorry other FP posters) because A.) we live in a dystopian world of shit and B.) ALL BIRDS PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR:
There were five eggs, and I see five little noggins, including the emo teen facing the back of the bus listening to Dashboard Confessional while worrying about worms.
I’m going to end up going to Lowe’s and buying a safety net, aren’t I?
I missed a birdie crisis of some kind? Glad everything is SNAFU Colepacetic again.
Thnx for chixpix.
OF COURSE you’re going to buy a safety net. Just do it, already.
Steve doesn’t know about the birdies, does he?
So kind of you to raise fresh food for Steve. He will be so grateful that he’ll knead his claws on your chest for an entire 30 minutes after dinner.
@Hungry Joe: These are on the front porch and he does not have access to that.
I am surprised you haven’t bought a safety net already. I have been worrying about them every time you post a picture. If you hurry up and go now I promise I will try and post a wise, insightful comment someday.
YET! Steve be fierce, and clever!
The Moar You Know
When I was seven, I found a nest of recently hatched – in retrospect, REALLY recently hatched, nothing but down – baby birds fallen on the sidewalk. Took them home, of course. My dad was going to put them down. I gave him a screaming lecture on morality and he threw up his hands and looked at my mom and said “handle this”. You don’t let baby animals die, you help them. I’ve been “difficult” ever since then about that.
So we did. Heating pad, mixed formula, I fed them every waking moment. Lotta work! Gotta recognize the bird parents. Three of the four survived. Then I had to take them outside and let them go, which was a whole other lesson in itself. I knew I absolutely had to and surely didn’t want to, but they were flying in the room we’d been raising them in and it was time. The last one sat for a moment and looked at me, looked at the field, looked at me and then flew off.
Totally heartbroken, totally worth it.
And here I thought you were making a Buffy reference.
I named one Dino.
I need to sign up for the mobile app Cole pet alert system.
I didn’t know any kind of access control had been imposed upon Steve.
Didn’t know anything about the maladjusted tweener chicky crisis, whatever it was.
Do mom and dad bird still get mad at you for hovering over their young’uns?
A great quality critter photo from Cole! I have a pair of robins who keep building nests in my deck framing. Critters keep tossing the nests to the ground with pretty blue egg shells broken. The boy robin sees himself in a window and repeatedly attacks the image banging into the window for hours. I put paper over the window, but once it weathers down he will go back at it, shitting all over the deck. Kind of hoping they find another home one of these years.
@ET: Yeah, me too. Sure snagged *my* attention!
Have been far away and otherwise distracted, have they been typed for species? Kind of late for robins.
Why buy a safety net when you have all those dog beds and comfy chairs you could place under nest?
Great picture! Your photography skills have improved, watch out BillinGlendale..
@John Cole: Just remember – when they are big enough, they fall/drop out of the nest and are on the ground for a few days before they figure out how to fly. Depending on the species, mom and dad will often ignore their cries/screams so they understand they have to learn to survive on their own. This is the time to protect them from critters, but also don’t enable them. LOL
Daoud bin Daoud
What species are these cuties? (Can’t tell at this age.)
Gorgeous birds. I hope Casa Cole is home to more nests and parents.
@The Moar You Know: Great story.
safety net and a couple of motion detector sprinklers, one of them to protect the air space
(I’m not serious)
It would be awesome to have a nest cam, but I’m thinking one can’t be installed now without disrupting the critters. Maybe next year!
I don’t know if I shared this around here already, but for a cool bird save story, Google “Nellie The Night Heron”. I met her; she was royalty around these parts for a while.
ETA: Story may not be up any more. Add Pismo or Shell Beach to your search if you are really interested.
Thanks to whomever tipped the penzeys.com deal in the prior thread (15 more minutes, people!) I got my order in and was able to tell my sister and she did too.
@Betty Cracker: Did you see the drawing of Badger that Jacy posted in the “On the Road” thread? So cute!
I may be wrong but what i sense that they might want are worms and grubs. Possibly prechewed and placed into their beaks. If I were a baby bird…….
I want at least one frickin’ laser, shark-mounted or otherwise.
@Betty Cracker: I think a front poster mobile pet alert app more important. Like a drool meter for one of the Cracker dogs?
This is the kind of Friday news dump I can get behind. Have we ever figured out the species, or are we going to wait until they grow up enough to tell us?
Will the blogmeister be in emotional crisis mode when the birds fledge? Is Steve under 24/7 watch so they don’t become StevieSnacks? Do we know the species yet? What’s the odds that JGC starts hand-feeding them?
I love these summer replacement series: much better than reruns.
No Drought No More
I’ve pretty well concluded that if God pays us any mind at all, She does so much as we enjoy and take pleasure in looking at birds. That is, without much heed to the generations before or after.
Aww, they look so cute and grumpy…!
@ET: It was a Buffy reference!!!! I am just happy someone still remembers it. Loved Faith.
The CW is that these chicks are some kind of finch(?) that looks scruffy but has a nice song, that also is easily mistaken for a sparrow. I think that is more or less correct, but some kind commenter expert could please remind us?
But, this is Cole, so the horrible truth is they are really the first modern Quetzalcoatlus family to fly into civilization from a long lost prehistoric mystery island. They’ll grow to the height of a three story building, eat Cole’s house and carry him off to the island. I guarantee it. We need to watch carefully for the bleg on how to get off the prehistoric island.
Another Balloon Juice mascot!
these chicks are some kind of finch(?) that looks scruffy but has a nice song, that also is easily mistaken for a sparrow.
Exactly. They are house finches. Pictures and songs here.
John, you’re a cat owner. You should know better then that.
17th story since Feb 13th posted :D
@John Cole: She’s a local. Her brother Aaron was a town councillor up to January.
I have to wait to start WarriorGirl on BTVS; I’m trying to decide if the summer before middle school is too young (note: almost certainly).
Best-o-luck with your finches. DON’T INSTALL A NET. They need to learn to fly.
@John Cole: you and my friend D! He’s a Faith fan all the way.
I think the whacky weather has messed with biological clocks. Last night, I saw several surprisingly tiny bunnies hopping about. They were small enough, they could hide in a mown lawn.
Very torn. Got a haircut but usual cutter was out. Leaving the shop probably not as good as the other one, but tomorrow they”ll look the same, but home->haircut->home was 20 minutes. Very fast, no talking, bing bang boom. Wish it was always like that.
And Faith is the best slayer.
It will be sad because there is no escape. And we will keep sending money to a scammer who feeds us one line after another. About rescue efforts that almost worked.
That depends. Does Lowe’s have bird palaces and tiny Tempurpedic mattresses?
Mentioned this before but Finch the mutt ate the house finches eggs. Sad! Last year a snake got them, so hopefully the bird will wise up and not come back next year.
@Skepticat: A strawberry planter would be good too, and maybe they will not leave home if they each have their own apartment.
J R in WV
You don’t have cat, Cat has you. Cole is Cat Servant, 24/7, except when taking care of ill dog !!!
@J R in WV: Well played.
@Betty Cracker: Woods Hole had a live feed to an osprey nest and, they had to remove it after a few seasons. The mother bird was somehow related to Susan Smith because she was beyond abusive. She’d either peck the birds or just force them off the nest to die. The viewers were in an uproar and wanted them to kill the mother, which is really not allowed. Nature can be cruel.
@The Moar You Know: Oh my, you lived one of the most touching Andy Griffith episodes when Opie raised the three birds after killing the mother with his slingshot. Winkin’ Blinkin’ and Nod. An all-time classic.
Has he bought the safety net yet? I assume he is doing that right now…as he should be!
They’re so damned adorable.
@ET: I thought so too. Faith’s 5×5
@JPL: There was another bird nest feed in a reserve near Mount San Jacinto in CA (IIRC) where one year the camera recorded, in loving detail, a snake eating all the nestlings. The bird fans watching were horrified and called in to have it stopped, to which the biologists at the reserve replied “snakes have to eat too”.
@EBT: Just so you know every time I see you pop up I get confused because those are my initials…..
@ET: It’s an old username from my DDRFreak days :D
It’s so great to see BTVS fans. Loved the show and I loved Faith in both Buffy and Angel.
@Fair Economist: The second year the mother’s behavior was the same, and I wondered if some type of chemical caused her violent behavior.
I want to say you worry too much, Cole, but Id probably be doing the same thing.
Fell through a wormhole connected to B-J front page six months from now:
Goddamn birds keep trying to fly into the windows and that little bastard Thurston will not stop barking at them.
Remember those posts from B. Cracker of the grown bird (blue jay?) that kept harassing his parents for food?
I have to admit “five by five” made me think of the shuttle pilot in Aliens. But I was never a big fan of Faith.
Go on and get in the car to Lowe’s, Cole?
@Mart: We had the same problem with imprudent robins under our back porch where our dogs and the neighbor’s cat kept eating the fledglings. We put up some plastic bird spikes to keep them out of there. So they nested on a shelf 4 feet off the ground. We put up a big bobblehead owl, and they finally moved to a tree in the front yard. Meanwhile, though, a bunch of sparrows have used the bird spikes to support their multigenerational colony. They disdain the bobblehead owl and poop on the barrage balloons. Yesterday, about a cubic foot of nest fell down, and the dogs thought it was Christmas. I’m trying to decide if I should block off all that part with hardware cloth or just let nature take its course with the remaining sparrows (which are an invasive species).
When birds do not experience predation, their ability to fly may decline over the generations.
This is the process that produced the dodo from a pigeon.
Predators shape species and ecosystems.
Yes, you are. A baby safety net is a good thing, as long as it is one with a bird safe mesh so that Momma and Poppa birds don’t get entangled.
Couple of those bird babies have their badass look down real good.
JC – the last sentence and the emo quip made me LOL irl.
@p.a.: Quetzalcoatlus indeed. https://arachnid-le-spider.deviantart.com/art/The-Giant-Claw-makes-a-mark-for-Death-Battle-595217408