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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 31, 201811:50 pm| 34 Comments

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I have nothing to say but I just wanted to share this picture of Sam, who just looks amazing with her summer cut:

She’s a morkie, but she thinks she is a rottweiler. Her tongue is hanging out because if you remember, she had some horrible disease with her teeth so she had every single one pulled, and now her tongue just flops around, but I think it just makes her cuter. She’s pretty awesome.

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  1. 1.

    Melissa Dively

    May 31, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    what a love

  2. 2.

    Another Scott

    May 31, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    Our Ellie is supposedly 1/8th Rottweiler. We can’t see it in her body, but maybe it’s part of her attitude, too.

    ‘night all.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  3. 3.

    jl

    May 31, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    Very cute. Thanks for Sampic.

    Will we get a pic of Cole with his summer cut, soon? ‘sposed to be a full service blog.

  4. 4.

    NotMax

    June 1, 2018 at 12:16 am

    Mean this in a nice way.

    Looks like a dog built from a kit.

  5. 5.

    Yarrow

    June 1, 2018 at 12:17 am

    Awww….she’s adorable.

    Her tongue is hanging out because if you remember, she had some horrible disease with her teeth so she had every single one pulled,

    I do not remember this at all. Poor Sam! She looks pretty happy, though. Does she have to eat soft food or something?

  6. 6.

    Scuffletuffle

    June 1, 2018 at 12:30 am

    Totes adorbs…love the droopy tongue?

  7. 7.

    Aleta

    June 1, 2018 at 12:48 am

    Could be a little Ewok in the mix too.

  8. 8.

    Aleta

    June 1, 2018 at 12:50 am

    There was a black longhaired dorkie down by the river today. A beautiful little fellow.

  9. 9.

    Mary G

    June 1, 2018 at 1:02 am

    I am afraid we are being swarmed by what looks like winged termites. I pay a company every year for insurance and maintenance, but I have horrible memories of many tentings and hope it won’t be necessary this time. Cats hate travel and my current two probably more than the first two I’ve had.

    Samantha looks very stylish in her cut, and her tongue is jaunty.

  10. 10.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 1, 2018 at 1:05 am

    Aww, what a cutie.

    I finally finished a comic strip! Now I have to decide whether I want to color it… I’m thinking about going more minimal for this next chapter, or at least not full full color.

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    June 1, 2018 at 1:07 am

    Borkie.
    Gorkie.
    Quorkie.
    Zorkie.

    Whatever. Mutt is not an insult.

    @Mary G

    Right time of the year for carpenter ants to swarm. If you are sweeping up just the wings, that would be another sign.

  12. 12.

    NotMax

    June 1, 2018 at 1:09 am

    @Major Major Major Major

    Sepia toned is always stylish.

  13. 13.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 1, 2018 at 1:11 am

    @NotMax: Well then people might think it’s a flashback and get confused.

  14. 14.

    sukabi

    June 1, 2018 at 1:12 am

    @jl: bite your tongue! He may provide pictorial proof of his naked mopping!

  15. 15.

    Yutsano

    June 1, 2018 at 1:14 am

    PUPPEH!!!

    I’m starting to weaken on getting either a puppeh or a kitteh. The apartment complex I live in has fairly lax rules on this. Temptation to get a Dane is intense.

  16. 16.

    NotMax

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    @Major Major Major Major

    Fine then, a bluish or tealish tint.

    Give your audience some credit for not being empty headed.

    :)

  17. 17.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 1, 2018 at 1:19 am

    @Aleta:

    LOL.

  18. 18.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 1, 2018 at 1:26 am

    @NotMax: I don’t know man, have you met these people?

  19. 19.

    Joyce H

    June 1, 2018 at 1:41 am

    @NotMax:

    Mutt is not an insult.

    I’ve noticed that the new term for mixed breed dogs is “all-American”. That’s what the AKC calls the mixed breed dogs that can now do agility at AKC sponsored trials. I think it’s nice they’re not confining the competition to pure-bred dogs, but if the mixes are all-American, what is my registered dog?

  20. 20.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 1, 2018 at 1:48 am

    @Joyce H:

    if the mixes are all-American, what is my registered dog?

    A damn furriner, obviously.

  21. 21.

    burnspbesq

    June 1, 2018 at 1:58 am

    @Yutsano:

    And you’re resisting that temptation why, exactly?

  22. 22.

    cain

    June 1, 2018 at 2:12 am

    @Yutsano:
    These days most apartments are super pet friendly. The place I’m at lets me have dogs and cats. Get one of each! :-) You won’t regret it! 2xoxo the love! :)

  23. 23.

    Anne Laurie

    June 1, 2018 at 2:14 am

    @NotMax:

    Mutt is not an insult.

    No, but people are gonna ask ‘What *is* your dog?’ anyways, and knowing some breed background can be useful for health issues as well as general temperament.

    Look at it this way: If ‘morkie’ is an insult, than so is ‘Irish-American’. And we Irish-Americans will fight you on that!

  24. 24.

    jl

    June 1, 2018 at 2:20 am

    @sukabi: I meant something like a stylish healthful slimming new haircut, or maybe even a shave. Is all I meant.

    I don’t understand where the minds of some BJ commenters wander.

    Edit: I’d never suggest anything like that for, example, Baud. I have some commons sense. Or at least try to.

  25. 25.

    Anne Laurie

    June 1, 2018 at 2:24 am

    Since his persistent skin issues have taken a turn for the worse recently, our 16-year-old rescue papillon Zevon just got his first ‘summer cut’ like Sam’s… the groomer misunderstood us, and even trimmed off his lovely plumy tail. Zeev came to live with us when he was 5, and he’s always had a luxuriant pelt with tons of undercoat; with his new ‘puppy cut’, suddenly he looks like a puppy, because he’s a lot leggier than we suspected! (Also, he’s slightly fiddle-fronted, but that’s probably just his age showing.)

  26. 26.

    Mary G

    June 1, 2018 at 2:28 am

    Oh, for fuck’s sake, why are they letting the moron weigh in on these things?

    Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said months of intense negotiations between his country, the United States and Mexico imploded Tuesday when Vice President Pence demanded that any deal expire automatically in five years.

    Trudeau said he was prepared to travel to Washington this week to try to finalize a rework of the North American Free Trade Agreement, but Pence, in the phone call, said a meeting would occur only if the “sunset” provision was agreed to in advance.

    Twitler and Peter Navarro are bad enough, but Pence is a disaster. I’m sure he was sending Justin his stern/constipated look through the phone.

  27. 27.

    Mary G

    June 1, 2018 at 2:30 am

    And this insensitive loon:

    The mother of a teenage girl killed in a mass shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas says Trump repeatedly called the gunman “wacky” while speaking at the gathering of survivors: “He kept calling him this wacky kid who was wearing a wacky trench coat.” https://t.co/FiDeacU7Tn— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) June 1, 2018

  28. 28.

    Aleta

    June 1, 2018 at 2:59 am

    @Mary G:
    I’m in awe of Ms. Hart. Despite her bereavement, she brought up the ACA to him, and its relation to mental illness and to preventative help.

    At that point, Hart recalls, “I raised my hand and said, ‘I have something to say here. Let’s just get to the mental health part.”

    She then explained that her daughter had anxiety, Asperger’s syndrome and attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder and “took medicine daily.”

    “I said, ‘[The shooter] might have been depressed, but he wasn’t wacky.’ But if that kid needed help, he needed to have proper access to it,” Hart says, “meaning you shouldn’t repeal the Affordable Care Act [one of Trump’s cardinal promises] and get them the help they need and take away the stigma of mental illness.”

    She says she told Trump, “Mental illness needs to be addressed.”

    “I said all that and he didn’t say anything,” she says. “He was just like, ‘Uhhhh …’ ”

  29. 29.

    Joyce H

    June 1, 2018 at 3:06 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    A damn furriner, obviously.

    Not just foreign, RUSSIAN!

  30. 30.

    Calouste

    June 1, 2018 at 3:13 am

    @Mary G: I guess in Pence’s reality it make sense to invest millions if not billions in a new business if you don’t know if the laws that apply today still apply in five years time.

  31. 31.

    Joyce H

    June 1, 2018 at 3:14 am

    @Anne Laurie:

    knowing some breed background can be useful for health issues as well as general temperament.

    And you sure can’t go by what the shelter tells you! One thing I’ve noticed is that they always proclaim the pups to be a ‘mix’ of the smallest breed they think they can get away with – I guess they figure that makes them more adoptable. Friend of mine adopted a ‘beagle mix’ from a rescue group, and was surprised when the pup grew… and grew… and grew. She did the DNA thing and that dog didn’t have a drop of beagle in her. I think predominantly English foxhound and some largish terrier breed.

    One thing about purebred dogs, you have a pretty fair notion what the puppy will look like when it grows up and how big it’s going to get.

  32. 32.

    hervevillechaizelounge

    June 1, 2018 at 3:15 am

    I can’t remember if I’m allowed to post links but Huffpo has an insane article about a self-confessed pedophile running for Congress in Virginia.

    He’s a Hitler-loving convicted felon who runs website dedicated to child rape but here’s the weird part—he’s running as an independent.

    The republican party needs better outreach and branding ’cause this dude is their poster child; Roy Moore, come and get your boy!

  33. 33.

    sukabi

    June 1, 2018 at 4:17 am

    @hervevillechaizelounge: saw that earlier today…if it was 2 years ago, I’d say don’t worry about it he’d be picked up in short order and be spending some more time behind bars…Drumpf will probably appoint him to oversee the immigrant children they’re snatching from their parents.

  34. 34.

    Planetpundit

    June 1, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    BJers are all the mutts of society; the glue that keep us here; mutt jackals :) (or jackal mutts)

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