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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Saturday Morning Open Thread: Let’s Just Turn It All Over to the Racoons

Saturday Morning Open Thread: Let’s Just Turn It All Over to the Racoons

by Anne Laurie|  June 2, 20185:03 am| 368 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Bring on the Brawndo!, Clown Shoes

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Life Goals: Find someone who loves you even half as much as this raccoon loves mathematics. pic.twitter.com/XHazrEg5x4

— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) May 31, 2018


 
Because, well…

Arguably I have been too dogmatic about the First Amendment. Therefore, in the spirit of open-mindedness and compromise, I support a policy of turning anyone who calls himself a "YouTube and Twitch personality" into some sort of lawn mulch.https://t.co/BG8Nvnw2DV

— KneelBeforeHat (@Popehat) June 2, 2018

… At around 5pm on Thursday, authorities say a man walked into the room while filming with a phone in his hand and “asked for everyone’s attention and a pre-recorded message emitted from a speaker on his jacket.” Video from the livestream (which has been taken down by YouTube), shows people running from the room after hearing the recording stating “C4 has been successfully activated, bomb detonation countdown successfully started,” followed by beeping and audio of screaming.

In a statement, University of Washington Police said, “The investigation revealed this was a prank and there was no device on him or left in the room.” Police confirmed the livestreamer was arrested on “charges of making a bomb threat,” but have not released his name.

Previous uploads show Andy regularly used his livestream to profit off such “pranks,” soliciting donations as low as $3 via paid commenting systems to play messages of a viewer’s choice in public places. For $20, he offered to “Scream Allahu Akbar.” Yesterday’s fake bomb threat appears to have cost a viewer just $4.20…

In footage from his arrest (which, again, he livestreamed) it’s unclear Andy understands the gravity of what he’s involved in, telling police at the time, “I didn’t do nothing. That was TTS. That was a donation,” and repeatedly referring to the arresting officer as “bro.”…

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368Comments

  1. 1.

    satby

    June 2, 2018 at 5:17 am

    Is it just me being an old, or has the IQ of the general population really declined that much?

  2. 2.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 5:19 am

    Has anyone posted this interesting piece? Well written. https://www.attorneyio.com/trump-may-be-indicted/

  3. 3.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 5:22 am

    Being that I’m alum of UW, I was wondering what building he gave his “performance”, turns out it’s the building I took most of my classes in grad school. Savery Hall, where the Econ Dept is located.

  4. 4.

    m.j.

    June 2, 2018 at 5:25 am

    Is there a God I can pray to who will allow me to live a comfortable life while I watch humanity eat itself?

  5. 5.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 5:26 am

    Technically, he didn’t say “fire” and it wasn’t a crowded theater.

  6. 6.

    Citizen Alan

    June 2, 2018 at 5:26 am

    repeatedly referring to the arresting officer as “bro.”…

    Him they could have tazed.

  7. 7.

    TriassicSands

    June 2, 2018 at 5:41 am

    @Quinerly:

    from the article: “Further, the specter of the president taking time off from his critically important duties to defend himself from possible loss of liberty is also problematic.”

    Gee, do you think Trump could postpone his “critically important” Twitter career long enough to “defend” himself?

  8. 8.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 5:41 am

    Good Morning Everyone ? ??

  9. 9.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 5:44 am

    @Quinerly: Sealed indictment maybe another “dead man’s switch”? Interesting.

  10. 10.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 5:45 am

    @Baud: Just a crowded Economics Department, my friend.

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 5:46 am

    @satby

    Seems to track well with the increase in use and popularity of bottled water. In plastic bottles.

    Don’t go near the stuff myself.

  12. 12.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 5:48 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 5:50 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Right, but who cares about economists?

  14. 14.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 5:52 am

    C4 has been successfully activated

    Certainly am no expert but that is a nonsense phrase. C-4 isn’t activated. It is stable until a properly connected detonator is set off, at which point there is no waiting, the stuff goes kaboom.

  15. 15.

    Amir Khalid

    June 2, 2018 at 5:54 am

    @satby:
    Yes.

  16. 16.

    satby

    June 2, 2018 at 5:54 am

    @NotMax: isn’t that a bit of a chicken-egg conundrum? Most bottled water is just regular old municipal water, so if you’re paying for what you can get for basically free aren’t you already a bit dim?

    @rikyrah: Good morning rikyrah ?!

  17. 17.

    satby

    June 2, 2018 at 5:56 am

    @Amir Khalid: INORITE?!? And good evening to you!

  18. 18.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 5:56 am

    @satby:

    No, before the Internet village idiots were confined to their own villages. Now they go viral, as the yoots say.

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 5:58 am

    @satby

    I don’t trust that the plastic doesn’t leach into the water. Any bottled ones have ever sampled taste ‘off’ to me.

  20. 20.

    Sab

    June 2, 2018 at 6:00 am

    Does that raccoon love math, or does he/she just like to chew on abucuses?

  21. 21.

    satby

    June 2, 2018 at 6:03 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): they don’t mention it in the excerpt, but those YouTube viral videos make those kids A LOT of money. So an entire generation’s gone from seeking their 15 minutes of fame to seeking just 5 trending minutes that reward them very well. Our incentives are all messed up.

  22. 22.

    satby

    June 2, 2018 at 6:04 am

    @NotMax: oh, it does.

  23. 23.

    Sab

    June 2, 2018 at 6:05 am

    @satby: But whose municipal water? I trust my city’s water. Not so much others’.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 6:05 am

    @satby

    They ought to be spending that time smoking corn silk out behind the privy.

    :)

  25. 25.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:05 am

    @Baud: Now you’re gonna piss off silly jl.

  26. 26.

    Amir Khalid

    June 2, 2018 at 6:06 am

    This story is in Bahasa Malaysia, but American readers will not fail to notice the names John Ashcroft and David Boies. The former Official One Najib has hired them to represent him in the US agaimst any charges filed there, and has hired Ashcroft’s lobbying shop as well. He has also hired former New York AG Matthew Schwartz, who prosecuted Bernie Madoff.

  27. 27.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 6:10 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I’ve been traveling so internet and tv spotty. Would like to know if the seal indictment theory is getting any press. It’s the ultimate when talking “deadman’s switch.” My practice has only been civil. Would love for some criminal attys to weigh in.

  28. 28.

    Amir Khalid

    June 2, 2018 at 6:11 am

    @Sab:
    Well, raccoons are surprisingly smart. So I’m guessing, yes.

  29. 29.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 6:12 am

    Actions have consequences. Tough (and stupid) way to finally learn it, bro.

    Also too, TV dramatics aren’t real.

  30. 30.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 6:13 am

    @satby: Seems to me it tracks pretty well with the drop in lead in our environment.

  31. 31.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:20 am

    @Quinerly: I’ve not seen it in the press at all. I used to do computer support for attorneys, so my practice and demeanor was always uncivil.

  32. 32.

    PsiFighter37

    June 2, 2018 at 6:21 am

    I can’t believe the North Koreans gave Trump a letter in a cartoon-sized envelope – and then got pictured with it. What a fucking hilarious image to wake up to…and so sad.

  33. 33.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 6:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Dolt 45 will get around to promoting lead mining. And won’t stop there. One carcinogen/toxic substance at a time.

    “Past time to reopen the Asbestos Mines. MAGA.”

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 6:24 am

    @PsiFighter

    What with the pop-ups, connect the dots puzzles and Where’s Ivanka? illustrations, wouldn’t fit in a standard envelope.

  35. 35.

    Sab

    June 2, 2018 at 6:24 am

    @Amir Khalid: I agree about raccoon intelligence. Question is: Is it eating the abacus because it sees no use for arithmatic in its life, or is it eating it because wood is fun to chew on.

    My late lamented German Shepherd chewewd on many things because it was fun. She also was not much into math.

    Bright as she was, she couldn’t hold a candle to raccoons. I think this raccoon could use an abacus, but it’s more fun to gnaw on it when he can do the math in his head anyway.

  36. 36.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:26 am

    @PsiFighter37: They know their audience. One of the things the North Koreans love to do is call a meeting and then not show up. I’d put the chances of that happening at about 25-30%.

  37. 37.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:28 am

    Here’s a pic I was just playing with.

  38. 38.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 6:29 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    I can also see them pulling the car ahead each time Trump tries to get in.

  39. 39.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 6:29 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I know your type, but I digress.?

  40. 40.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 6:32 am

    @NotMax: One of 7 essential vitamins and minerals! Works wonders in the garden! A sprinkle on my morning Cheerios gives me all day energy!

  41. 41.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 6:33 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: The green seems oversaturated.

    ETA: And now I can’t pull it up.

  42. 42.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:35 am

    @Baud: Maybe a chance of 10% of that happening.

  43. 43.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 6:35 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: @Baud: Same here.

  44. 44.

    El Caganer

    June 2, 2018 at 6:36 am

    @Sab: Are you implying that he’s a Chewbacasus?

  45. 45.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:37 am

    @Baud:

    And now I can’t pull it up.

    I think there’s a medication for that.

  46. 46.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:38 am

    @Baud:
    @OzarkHillbilly: Odd, works for me.

  47. 47.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 6:39 am

    @Quinerly: I’ve been talking about sealed indictments for months. My position is that anyone can be indicted, but as a policy, you should not indict a president for crimes committed while President in his official capacity (I think the obstruction might even fit this definition) as impeachment is the appropriate remedy. But you can indict the president for crimes committed before he was President or not done in his official capacity (like killing his spouse, just as an example). Depending on the nature of those crimes, the indictments could issued and be sealed. Or in extreme cases (like murdering your spouse) just openly indicted.

    In the end, I expect Mueller, who is very conservative prosecution-wise, to indict a large number of people around the President, and name him specifically as an unindicted co-conspirator in the indictments of the others — like Don Jr. on the obstruction attempts. My 2cents. I also expect sealed indictments.

  48. 48.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 6:42 am

    @El Caganer: @?BillinGlendaleCA: You guys are just too punny this morning.

  49. 49.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 6:43 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I was able to get back to it. Temporary hiccup.

  50. 50.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:44 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Works on my Hackintosh.

  51. 51.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 2, 2018 at 6:44 am

    @satby: Half the kids I went to college with in the eighties would have done that if they had the technology.

  52. 52.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:47 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Rough school.

  53. 53.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 6:49 am

    @Baud: The green in the front is warmer(artificially) because the sun rays(again artificial) are hitting it.

    ETA: I de-saturated the greens a bit.

  54. 54.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 6:53 am

    @Immanentize

    Granted that it was a state indictment, but ahem. Nature and severity of the particular crime is, of course, germane but what applies to the vice president should also apply to the president. The precedent exists, even though the indictment was withdrawn on a fine technical geographic interpretation.

    And the solicitor general’s finding that a sitting vice president could be federally indicted (in the case of Agnew) is also on the books.

  55. 55.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 6:54 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I just find the green a bit overpowering in that shot. The composition is beautiful.

  56. 56.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 6:57 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: If that’s what you’re looking for.

  57. 57.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 7:01 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    I de-saturated the greens

    Could you maybe give that a try on Jill Stein?

  58. 58.

    Sab

    June 2, 2018 at 7:02 am

    @El Caganer: Who be he?

  59. 59.

    Sab

    June 2, 2018 at 7:04 am

    @NotMax: Do they have cornsilk in Hawaii?

  60. 60.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Hmmmmm… Betty’s doubts about Melania’s reappearance seem well placed:

    The White House said on Friday that Melania Trump would not be joining her husband at the Camp David presidential retreat this weekend. Donald Trump was scheduled to head to Maryland on Friday afternoon, but officials said his wife would not be boarding the presidential helicopter with him. Her absence will mark 22 straight days without a public appearance by the first lady following a recent hospitalization. The first lady was last seen on 10 May, when she and the president welcomed home three Americans who had been released from detention in North Korea.

    The White House announced four days later that Melania Trump had been hospitalised to treat a kidney condition. She stayed five days before returning to the White House.

    On Thursday night, she tweeted: “I’m here at the White House with my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!” It remains unclear when her next public appearance will be.

    Questioned recently about his wife’s health, Donald Trump told reporters: “She’s doing great.” The president pointed up at a window and said: “Right there. She’s doing great. Just looking at us, right there.”

    Melania Trump did not appear, intensifying speculation.

    Duhduh…..

  61. 61.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 7:06 am

    @Sab

    Sure. Grew some corn in the back yard for a few summers.

  62. 62.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 7:12 am

    Monty Python: Bored airline pilotss.

  63. 63.

    different-church-lady

    June 2, 2018 at 7:15 am

    In retrospect, allowing stupid people to have high tech was a poor decision for our society.

  64. 64.

    Puddinhead

    June 2, 2018 at 7:16 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: at this point, I want her boobs to be 3-4 cup sizes bigger when she finally appears, just so I can watch the village idiots tie themselves in knots talking about how glad they are her kidney surgery went well. Fox and Friends would be particularly delicious to watch.

  65. 65.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 7:18 am

    @different-church-lady: Allowing them to have Congress and the Presidency was a worse decision.

  66. 66.

    different-church-lady

    June 2, 2018 at 7:19 am

    @Puddinhead: Your comment shows just how much disrespect you have for the white working class, libtard //

  67. 67.

    Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    June 2, 2018 at 7:20 am

    @satby: How do you make money from a viral video?

    Asking for a friend.

  68. 68.

    different-church-lady

    June 2, 2018 at 7:21 am

    @Baud: But as we found out the second was a result of the first.

  69. 69.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 7:22 am

    @Puddinhead:

    “My kidneys are down here, Doocy.”

  70. 70.

    different-church-lady

    June 2, 2018 at 7:22 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): Is your friend an idiot? Because that’s step 1.

  71. 71.

    Peale

    June 2, 2018 at 7:22 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: people think she’s had plastic surgery and needs time to heal. Maybe it’s someone else whose had the surgery…someone they are altering to be the replacement First Lady. Has anyone seen Michelle Bachman lately?

  72. 72.

    Cermet

    June 2, 2018 at 7:27 am

    Well, at least this youboob monkey didn’t have his girlfriend shoot him while he held a book as a shield.

  73. 73.

    JPL

    June 2, 2018 at 7:33 am

    Why didn’t Barron go to Camp David with his dad? hmm

  74. 74.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 7:36 am

    I wonder if s/he speaks with a lisp? (cute baby tamandua pic) (lots of baby pics this week for the “Squee” deprived)

  75. 75.

    gene108

    June 2, 2018 at 7:36 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    After every flight, Qantas Airlines pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor.

    SNIP

    (P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
    (S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

    P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

    P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
    S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    Read the whole thing

  76. 76.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 7:42 am

    Isn’t speculation that Melania had plastic surgery — especially breast augmentation surgery — just a very sexist thing to do? Has she had cosmetic surgery before? Is she Joan Rivers? Why this idea?

  77. 77.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 7:44 am

    Turn it all over to raccoons? This coyote begs to differ.

  78. 78.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 7:47 am

    @NotMax: I think that rather proves my point. (Agnew was indicted too for crimes not committed while VP).

    By the by, I had a number of friends who went to Hamilton College and, at least back then, the all-kazoo marching band used to reenact the dual every homecoming day.

  79. 79.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 7:48 am

    @gene108: Too funny. I can see me doing that.

    P: Suspected crack in windshield.
    S: Suspect you’re right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny.
    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Target radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

    P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
    S: Took hammer away from midget.

  80. 80.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 7:52 am

    @gene108: Speaking of airplanes, a young Asian female student pilot ran into trouble either taking off or landing at Orange County’s John Wayne Airport; she managed to land the plane on a street during rush hour without hitting any power lines or even scratching the plane.

  81. 81.

    Platonailedit

    June 2, 2018 at 7:54 am

    Wonder how uber/tesla’s driverless car would have handled this situation.

    ETA: Bill beat me to it. But then, I gave the video linky.

  82. 82.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 7:54 am

    @Immanentize: I have read that she had her rear molars removed to accent that gaunt high cheekbone look. Also that she got some bolt-ons. (which would be just about due for an overhaul) Have not seen any before or after photos but when talking about professional models it is generally considered just the cost of doing business.

    It may be idle salacious speculation but not without reason.

  83. 83.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 7:55 am

    @Platonailedit: Beat ya to it.

  84. 84.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 7:56 am

    @Immanentize: thanks! Just getting back to BJ this AM. Life intervened and took my attention away. ?

  85. 85.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 7:56 am

    @gene108: @OzarkHillbilly:
    I like “auto-land not installed on this aircraft” best.

  86. 86.

    Platonailedit

    June 2, 2018 at 7:56 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: See my eta. Ha.

  87. 87.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 7:58 am

    @Immanentize: My favorite:

    P: Target radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

  88. 88.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 7:58 am

    @Quinerly:
    I’m sorry but this means Baud or Poco can be indicted once they are in office. ?

  89. 89.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 8:03 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: But why would she now? It seems crazy to do that while living under the most intense scrutiny. That’s why it doesn’t make sense. She’s 48. If she were going to have her molars removed for fashion, she would have done it at 18 or younger like all models do.

    Occam’s razor — plastic surgery while FLOTUS? Or serious, maybe cancer? Of the kidneys or ovaries, etc.? Remember, Trump had no idea was HPV was….

  90. 90.

    El Caganer

    June 2, 2018 at 8:05 am

    @JPL: He’s too busy with The Cyber.

  91. 91.

    Lapassionara

    June 2, 2018 at 8:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Thanks for the laugh!

  92. 92.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 8:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: It really is starting to seem like life in Australia is just more fun, no?

    Which is the better sports chant? (The fun loving)
    AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OY OY OY!
    or (the moronic death march of)
    USA, USA, USA
    Did I put my thumb on that one?

  93. 93.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:08 am

    @Quinerly: I saw a story about it yesterday but as with all things aboth that guy I will only get excited when I see it happen to him.

    Fingers crossed

  94. 94.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 8:09 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: From my understanding, bolt-ons are only good for about 10 years or so.

  95. 95.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:11 am

    The GOP has killed irony. It is dead dead dead DEAD.

    JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) — Hours before he was to leave office, Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens on Friday signed into law a measure that makes it a crime to try to blackmail a person using a private sexual image — the same allegation that led to his downfall.

    The new “revenge porn” law makes it a felony to threaten the nonconsensual dissemination of such an image by coercing another person to refrain from an action.The governor has been accused of taking a nonconsensual photo of a partially nude woman with whom he had an affair in 2015 and warning her he would distribute it if she ever spoke of their encounter.

    He has acknowledged having the affair but denied criminal wrongdoing and refused to directly answer questions about whether he took the photo.

    He’s not out of the woods yet, not by a long shot.

    Oh and Parsons looks to be a real jewel:

    “In my career, I’ve had the opportunities to handle tough situations,” Parson said. “At least I have the experience to draw on and frankly the wisdom to draw on.”

    Parson kept a low profile as scandals grew around the governor following the January revelation that Greitens had engaged in an affair in which a woman alleged he restrained, slapped, shoved and belittled her. As the governor denied any violence, Parson shied away from joining some other top Republicans who called on Greitens to resign. Instead, Parson emphasized the need for unity.

    Just a very humble party apparatchik.

  96. 96.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:15 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    Is that at Huntington? It looks familiar.
    Love the intense colors

  97. 97.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 8:18 am

    @Schlemazel: Yes, that’s the Chinese Garden at the Huntington. I got an email from them last week, they’re going begin construction on completing Phase 2 of the garden(a few more pavilions).

  98. 98.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:18 am

    @Immanentize: I said, “I have read that she had her rear molars removed…” as in decades ago. As for the breasts, it is known that bolt-ons have a limited life time and quite often need removal/replacement 20 or so years in the future.

    I really don’t care. To me it is not much different from Sylvester Stallone’s daily workout (and no doubt plastic surgery) or a college education. It’s an investment in one’s career, and in her case a very short career at that (how many 40 yr old models are there? about the same number as 40 yr old pro football players)

  99. 99.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:18 am

    @Immanentize:
    Not a lawyer, didn’t even stay at a second rate hotel last night BUT
    Are you saying that if hair furor literally shot Robert Mueller on live TV in the middle of the capitol rotunda the only punishment he would suffer was impeachment?

    It that is true I realize I made a terrible mistake by not every running for POTUS!

  100. 100.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:20 am

    @Immanentize: Poco watched his ps and qs on this trip. No unauthorized poops, no bikini crotch sniffing. He has learned how to catch moving ghost crabs, flip them in the air and bite them into when they are coming down. He was praised for his prowess ? by a “turtle nest watcher.” Ghost crabs are the # 1 enemy of baby turtle eggs and two nests were laid on Poco’s beach while we were there. We are hoping to have the environmentalists on board with his new maneuver. He also campaigned with the over 50 crowd and made some new fans beach and pool side. We might have the Pine Knoll Shores, NC beach vote sealed up. POCO/BAUD 2020!

  101. 101.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:20 am

    @Sab:
    sure, they call it, “Maui Wowie”

  102. 102.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:21 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I’ve read 20 or so. I’m sure it varies more than a little depending on a number of factors..

  103. 103.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:22 am

    @Puddinhead:
    Word is the staff has her boob on a diet as his weight was getting worse so he probably won’t get 3 sizes bigger

  104. 104.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 2, 2018 at 8:23 am

    @Immanentize: Everyone I’ve ever known who visited Australia fell in love with it. Even though everything there can kill you.

    Back in 1990 I was working on a Navy ship that was Persian Gulf bound. These were still the all-male crew days. One day the admiral held a meeting to announce that the battle group would not, as previously planned, stop in Australia en route. There were some pretty upset sailors. Apparently Australia was the best place in the world for shore leave.

    I think we have some Navy vets here, maybe one of them can explain what was so outstanding. I was a civvie and just concerned with getting our damned equipment working so I could go home.

    Still Australia and/or NZ are definitely on my bucket list.

  105. 105.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:23 am

    @Schlemazel: better question/more logical question would be what would happen if he has killed Melania. ?

  106. 106.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 8:24 am

    @Immanentize: They’d have to catch us first.

  107. 107.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:25 am

    @Immanentize: One other thing too. Some breast implants just flat out fail and when they do, it is an emergency.

    As I said, this is all just idle speculation with more than a hint of salaciousness on the part of some. Generally harmless and to be expected by someone in Melania’s position.

  108. 108.

    JPL

    June 2, 2018 at 8:26 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: My Melania guess is that there was an episode of domestic violence. Trump is known for his temper. That would explain why Barron did not go with his sibling to Camp David. She might be protecting Barron. Supposedly a CNBC reporter saw her walking with her aides on the 29th. Melania’s mom was walking on the White House lawn yesterday according to reports.

  109. 109.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:27 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    OK, WTH is a “bolt on”?

  110. 110.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 2, 2018 at 8:30 am

    @Quinerly: She’s obviously fine since she issued an “I am fine and my marriage is wonderful” tweet. Why it’s absolutely impossible anyone else could have typed those words and published them on her account.

    I haven’t gone that far in my speculation, mostly speculating that he beat her up and they’re waiting for the bruises to fade. 3 weeks is getting kind of longish though go.

    And that weird unconvincing tweet has me starting to think that best case she’s stopped cooperating with putting up any front (hence the ghost-tweeter taking over) and worst case she’s in a coma.

    We’re going to start seeing blurry long-range photos of stunt doubles soon, aren’t we?

  111. 111.

    debbie

    June 2, 2018 at 8:30 am

    @satby:

    It’s more of a plummet than a decline.

  112. 112.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:31 am

    @JPL: I was kidding a bit up thread but I have wondered what would happen if there was some violence between BOTH of them and both Secret Service details rush in in the middle of it. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  113. 113.

    debbie

    June 2, 2018 at 8:32 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    Oh please, like he even has the arm strength to beat anything up. Her absence is because of plastic surgery. Just wait and see how refreshed she appears!

  114. 114.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:32 am

    @Schlemazel:

    so he probably won’t get 3 sizes bigger

    In other words, close to normal?

  115. 115.

    danielx

    June 2, 2018 at 8:32 am

    @satby:

    Yes.

  116. 116.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 8:34 am

    @Schlemazel

    Dunno but it’s a helluva giggle to speculate, huh?

  117. 117.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 8:35 am

    @Schlemazel: Breast implants.

  118. 118.

    Bruce K

    June 2, 2018 at 8:35 am

    Can’t find the link at the moment, but I think Martha Stewart has said that she won’t accept a pardon from Twitler.

  119. 119.

    debbie

    June 2, 2018 at 8:35 am

    @Immanentize:

    Melania is plenty pulled tight in the face. Plastic surgery only lasts so long, hence she needed a tune-up. Just wait, it will soon be Ivanka’s turn to disappear for a while.

  120. 120.

    danielx

    June 2, 2018 at 8:36 am

    @Schlemazel:

    At a guess, fake boobs.

  121. 121.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:36 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: a bit off topic. Wasn’t there a movie where the president killed his mistress? I’m flashing on something….. Gene Hackman was the president??

  122. 122.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:36 am

    @Schlemazel: Snicker… I can barely believe you’ve never heard that. It’s a breast implant.

  123. 123.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 8:38 am

    @NotMax

    Compact? Check.
    Lipstick? Check.
    Ratchet set?

    :)

  124. 124.

    Wapiti

    June 2, 2018 at 8:39 am

    @Immanentize: If we’re speculating – because she stayed 4-5 days in the hospital ostensibly for some procedure that didn’t require that long of a stay – my wild-ass guess would be that the actual malady is mental, not physical.

  125. 125.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:40 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    One thing that inflamed asshole will never be is ‘close to normal’

  126. 126.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:41 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    Later comments made me guess that (though I have to admit originally I had visions of Malaria dominating him with her ‘bolt on’). I guess I never heard of them refered to that way

  127. 127.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:41 am

    @NotMax: Don’t leave home without it!

  128. 128.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 8:42 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I had never heard it.

  129. 129.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 8:43 am

    @Schlemazel:
    No, I am saying that if he shot Mueller, he would be indicted and tried for it. That would be outside his official capacity as Pres.

    What I am less confident about is the obstruction charge. This one is actually kinda hard because he is actually the boss of the AG and all the executive functions. In short, the President is the head prosecutor of the country just like he is the CIC of the military. In this country, we allow prosecutors huge discretion to charge or not to charge. In many other countries, the law requires the prosecution of every crime if possible (this is the European standard) referred to as “a duty to prosecute.” Not in the US. Prosecutors can pick and choose based on crime de jour pressures –DUI! No, Heroin! No, Crack! No, Opiods! No, Fake Cult Mass Child Satan Torture! — or just mundane issues like cost.

    So, as head prosecutor, the President might be exercising his Presidential powers even when he is trying to stop an investigation focussed on him. What if he determines it is a waste of executive money or time? We say there should be a barrier between DOJ and the President, but there isn’t any legal barrier. And he is not a lawyer so he has no professional ethical duty to recuse because conflicted (and the President is probably not bound by any ethical ‘rules’). It is a very thin edge, but I think impeachment is probably the right path for the obstruction charges.

    But as I said, that leaves Hope Hicks, McGahn, Don Jr., Steve Miller, Jared, Sessions? and many others subject to Indictment for conspiracy to obstruct. In that case, those charges would be filed and Trump would be named as “an un-indicyed co-conspirator” which would set up the potential political impeachment.

  130. 130.

    PsiFighter37

    June 2, 2018 at 8:43 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I have only visited Sydney so far, but compared to New Zealand…NZ is where I will go if I want to disappear for a while.

    I am looking forward to visiting Australia later this year – spending almost a week split between Tasmania and Melbourne. Really excited about the former.

  131. 131.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 8:44 am

    @Baud: Keep your passport current (and shots up to date!)

  132. 132.

    JPL

    June 2, 2018 at 8:46 am

    @Quinerly: It is odd that we actually don’t know anything. We were told she went to Walter Reed on Monday for a minor kidney problem. It’s possible that she went on Sunday, because the only information that we receive is from a White House aide that lies.

  133. 133.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 8:46 am

    @Quinerly:
    Morning to Poco and the tribe ? ?

  134. 134.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 8:47 am

    Just a coincidence, I am sure.??

    https://twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1002882582093205504?s=19

  135. 135.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 2, 2018 at 8:47 am

    @PsiFighter37: Melbourne isn’t super exciting, at least as compared to Sydney. Never been to Taz, though.

  136. 136.

    MomSense

    June 2, 2018 at 8:50 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    She had very large implants and they do not last forever. They are more prone to rupture. This was actually my guess when they announced she was having surgery and staying in the hospital for a week.

    I hope she went with a smaller size this time.

  137. 137.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 8:50 am

    @Bruce K: It doesn’t matter whether you want to accept a pardon or not. If the President (or a Governor) pardons you, you are pardoned. I wonder if Martha Stewert saying she wouldn’t accept his pardon is a strategy to get the pardon?

  138. 138.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 8:51 am

    @Immanentize: Baud, shots up to date? We might have a problem.

  139. 139.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Never forget WHY Greitens REALLY resigned

    https://twitter.com/traciemac_Bmore/status/1002738185175293957?s=19

    https://twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1002739117619326977?s=19

  140. 140.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 8:53 am

    Let Windows 10 update to version 1803 last night. So far so good, but eyes peeled for problems.

  141. 141.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 8:54 am

    @PsiFighter37: The kid’s going to Australia and New Zealand in late September.

  142. 142.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:54 am

    @rikyrah: Tail wags, soft meows, and waves back! Our little tribe of 3 (RIP Little Ivan, still strange not to be greeted by that little guy) was reunited yesterday. John Lennon didn’t stop “talking” until his meows were hoarse. Lots of head bumping with former kitty chasing, ex street dog Poco. All is well in the House of Quinerly. Have a great day.

  143. 143.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 8:55 am

    @Immanentize:

    I thought you did have to accept a pardon, because doesn’t that mean admitting your guilt? What if someone is an adamant, diehard “I’m innocent!” type?

  144. 144.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 8:56 am

    @Steeplejack:
    Good luck! Although only correlated, my computer died just after that Windows update. Grrr

  145. 145.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 8:56 am

    @Schlemazel: Brain bleach for everyone!

  146. 146.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 8:57 am

    @Immanentize:
    Thanks, that makes more sense to me than what I understood reading your first post.

  147. 147.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 8:57 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    I’ll have you know I’ve been rabies free for 2 years now.

  148. 148.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 8:59 am

    @Steeplejack: I only have one problem on this machine, I think it may be a graphics driver problem. I had one other machine(Intel Compute Stick) that had a problem with freezing but the last update fixed that.

  149. 149.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 9:00 am

    Reading in history about the 19th century prisons on Tasmania is harrowing in extremis. Remember particularly some of the descriptions in The Fatal Shore. Good book.

    The history also has moments of relative levity, to wit

    Few attempted escape and even fewer succeeded. A fellow named George ‘Billy’ Hunt disguised himself using a kangaroo hide and tried to make a hop for freedom, but the half-starved guards on duty decided to shoot him for food. Hunt threw off his ‘roo’ disguise and surrendered, receiving 150 lashes for his troubles. Today, the Port Arthur Historic Site harbours a trove of these stories and offers regular tours of the grounds and buildings. You can even look up your own convict roots in the study centre. Source

  150. 150.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:01 am

    @Steeplejack: You are then an innocent pardoned person. People have tried to litigate their convictions after being pardoned, but courts do not want to get involved in that. Look at Arpaio. That is what is still going on with him. His criminal contempt of court conviction was pardoned, but the fact of his conviction has not (yet?) been expunged (erased).

  151. 151.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 9:01 am

    @Quinerly:
    it popped into my head unbidden
    I will admit though it sort of made me smile to think of Melanoma doing to him what he is doing the the county

  152. 152.

    JPL

    June 2, 2018 at 9:01 am

    @Immanentize: Trump doesn’t have congressional oversight, so impeachment is off the table.

  153. 153.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:02 am

    @Quinerly: @Baud: but what are your thoughts about crabs? Poco’s position is now on record.? Poco 2020!

  154. 154.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:02 am

    @Steeplejack: It’s quite common around here. Been in use for decades.

  155. 155.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 9:03 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    Well, he must have more money not in the moving boxes, cause they ain’t cheap

  156. 156.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 9:03 am

    Uh huh
    Joy Reid’s mob has been expanded and updated

    https://twitter.com/Gus_802/status/1002707493942972416?s=19

  157. 157.

    Kay

    June 2, 2018 at 9:04 am

    Rep. Trey Gowdy has been a pitbull investigator for Republicans for years. Now, he’s is in President Donald Trump’s doghouse for daring to challenge the president’s unsupported claim that Democrats and their sympathizers in the FBI embedded a spy in his 2016 campaign.
    Trump allies have been pummeling Gowdy in recent days, branding him a gullible or clueless backer of the intelligence community. Trump’s personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, labeled him “uninformed.” Another Trump-tied attorney, Victoria Toensing, said Gowdy “doesn’t know diddly-squat” about the particulars of federal investigations. And Fox News host Lou Dobbs tagged him a “RINO” — a term for a fake Republican.

    They’ve gone from lying a lot to actively pro-lying. Lying is a career requirement.

    FOX is funny, though. About once a month they send Shepard Smith out to say that everything they told viewers the previous month was a lie – it’s almost like a disclaimer. You wonder who it’s for- other media people? So then they can say “well, they do air that monthly round up Shep Smith disclaimer so it’s not like people don’t know they’re lying”.

  158. 158.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 9:05 am

    @Quinerly: Crabs itch.

  159. 159.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 2, 2018 at 9:05 am

    @Quinerly:

    I think you might be thinking of No Way Out, a Kevin Costner-Sean Young vehicle. The Wikipedia article has a plot synopsis (which is, needless to say, full of spoilers). Gene Hackman played Secretary of Defense, though, not Prez.

  160. 160.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 9:05 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I guess “around here” is the key phrase.

  161. 161.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:05 am

    @Immanentize:

    I am saying that if he shot Mueller, he would be indicted and tried for it. That would be outside his official capacity as Pres.

    As CiC could he not say he was taking a unilateral military action against an enemy of the constitution? ////

  162. 162.

    danielx

    June 2, 2018 at 9:06 am

    Popular YouTuber Gets Arrested for ‘Prank’ Removal of Real Stop Signs

    Additional confirmation, if any were needed, that it is indeed possible to make a living as a professional douchenozzle.

  163. 163.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 9:06 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    Says bad link

  164. 164.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:08 am

    @JPL:

    the only information that we receive is from a White House aide that lies.

    Which one is that?
    All of them Katie, all of them.

  165. 165.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 9:08 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    Now, I see it.
    Wow!
    So beautiful ? ?

  166. 166.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 2, 2018 at 9:09 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I’ve never heard that term before today, although figured it out pretty quickly from context.

  167. 167.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:11 am

    @Baud: and would you like to share with your potential voters how you have such personal knowledge. Poco/Rikyrah 2020!

  168. 168.

    JPL

    June 2, 2018 at 9:12 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: It’s possible that Melania is a robot that needs fine tuning. Bolts would definitely be needed then.

  169. 169.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:13 am

    @JPL: Today, but hopefully not true next January.
    But I agree that Trump will probably never be impeached. But I probably would have said the same about Nixon. Nixon resigned in August just before the midterms. Maybe history will again rhyme?

    But at some point, probably just after the next Congress is sworn in, it will be just too close to the 2020 Presidential cycle for politicians to want to spend that time and effort. (Clinton was impeached by the House just after the mid-terms of ’98 by a lame duck Congress, but the trial in the Senate happened very early in the following Congress in 1999 and was over by February).

  170. 170.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 9:15 am

    @JPL

    “Hasn’t the 3-D printer finished the new First Lady yet?”

  171. 171.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:16 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: I loved that movie! I guess that was what I was thinking of. Great ending.

  172. 172.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 9:17 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    President Gene Hackman was a murderer in Absolute Power (1997), starring Clint Eastwood as (I think) a burglar who accidentally witnessed the crime.

    President (Ronny Cox) also committed murder in Murder at 1600 (1997), starring Wesley Snipes.

    Apparently presidential murder was a big thing in 1997.

  173. 173.

    Steve in the ATL

    June 2, 2018 at 9:17 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: @Quinerly: “Absolute Power”, based on the David Baldacci book

  174. 174.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:17 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: you really should join his defense team. That’s more coherent than most of their stuff.

    On second hand, please don’t give him any ideas: “I today ordered General Kelly to take Robert Mueller into custody and send him to Guantanamo….”

  175. 175.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:18 am

    @Steeplejack: It always is.

  176. 176.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 9:18 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    Is the movie you are thinking about stars Wesley Snipes, Diane Lane and Alan Alda as the bad guy? Wasn’t the name -1600? I do think that the President’s mistress is killed in that one.

  177. 177.

    Groucho48

    June 2, 2018 at 9:20 am

    @Quinerly:

    You may be thinking of No Way Out, but, Hackman was Sec of Defense. It was an entertaining movie to watch, but, one of those movies that, afterwards, you realize how absurd a lot of the plot twists are.

  178. 178.

    MomSense

    June 2, 2018 at 9:20 am

    @Immanentize:

    The weak link with our constitution is that it assumes good faith. Impeachment is political and the current GOP controlled Congress is so craven, and probably so compromised, that they will never do the right thing.

    The only hope we have is electoral. We have to elect enough Democrats to control the House. At least that way the investigation will be earnest and we the people may finally gain access to the scope of the crimes.

    My big concern now is that we are not adequately preparing to defend our election from Russian meddling. There have been stories about replacement voting machines being just as vulnerable, yuuge volume of Russian bots, etc.

    I’m also wondering to what extent the end of net neutrality rules will be a factor.

    Where I end up is that in every contest, the democratic candidate needs to win by a sufficient margin to offset the GOP suppression and Russian fuckery. So a 2 point win is actually a 7 point win. That’s my best guess about what needs to happen.

  179. 179.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 9:20 am

    @rikyrah: Thanks, I like this one a bit more.

  180. 180.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:22 am

    @danielx: I remember some years back a young lady got seriously injured/killed in STL due to such a prank.

  181. 181.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 9:22 am

    @Immanentize:
    Revelations predicted the beast would rule for 42 months

    Revelation 13:5
    The beast was given a mouth to speak arrogant and blasphemous words, and authority to act for forty-two months.

  182. 182.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:23 am

    I wish the movie makers were daring. It would be a great movie a la The Great Santini to make a pic about an abusive (unto murder?) President. Maybe a Burning Bed ending?

  183. 183.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 9:24 am

    @Steeplejack:

    ETA: Upon reflection, I don’t think Ronny Cox was the actual murderer in that movie. Spoiler retraction!

  184. 184.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:24 am

    @Schlemazel: Ugh. That’s a long time.

    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

  185. 185.

    Amir Khalid

    June 2, 2018 at 9:25 am

    @rikyrah:
    Oh, I’m sure he does. That there RM110 million was probably just his walking-around money. His real “retirement fund” was probably already being laundered in offshore financial centres abroad.

  186. 186.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:26 am

    @Steve in the ATL: actually, that was what I was thinking of…the book. Mixing old movie with my beach reading a few years back. Thanks for chiming in.

  187. 187.

    Kay

    June 2, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Glenn Thrush was riding high last summer. The New York Times’s White House reporter scored many insider scoops about President Trump’s White House and was so distinctive (goatee, glasses, fedora) that “Saturday Night Live” parodied him in its Sean Spicer sketches. Better yet, Random House signed Thrush and his Times colleague Maggie Haberman to a fat book contract, reportedly with a six-figure advance for each.
    But that was then. In December, after Thrush was accused of workplace misconduct by a former colleague at Politico, the Times suspended him for two months and moved him off the White House beat. Random House dropped Thrush from the project.
    And that big advance? Thrush has kept it.
    Under terms of the contract with Haberman and Thrush, Random House’s unilateral decision to deep-six Thrush meant he was free to keep the cash he had received for agreeing to write the book.
    Thrush isn’t saying much now about what has turned out to be an easy payday. In several conversations, he offered only one on-the-record comment: “I’ve moved on.”
    Haberman, meanwhile, still intends to write a book for the publishing house. The only thing left to be determined is . . . just about everything — especially when and with whom she’ll collaborate on a Trump book. She declined to speak about it on the record. Random House editor Andy Ward didn’t return requests for comment.

    They’re negotiating these book deals while they’re covering campaigns, and compiling information for the books while they’re writing and printing stories on the same events and candidates the books will cover. How much does this affect their coverage? It’s a lot of money.

    Should people just price this in when reading the coverage during campaigns- “well, keep in mind, he/she is really writing and marketing their book”? It’s like owning a piece of a company and then covering that company. They have a personal stake in our horrible campaign industry sector. The lengthier and more obscenely expensive and ridiculous it is the better they do.

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    MomSense

    June 2, 2018 at 9:26 am

    @rikyrah:

    Greitens was a Pence protégée. I feel like that little tidbit is going to get lost down the memory hole.

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    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:27 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Bill,
    That one is fabulous. It has such a feel of a Cinemascope Kodachrome movie. Like!?

  190. 190.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:28 am

    @Schlemazel:

    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

    @Immanentize: beat me to it. great minds and all that.

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    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:29 am

    Don’t have time to read the piece but great headline: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2018/06/01/trumps-spent-far-more-going-to-mar-a-lago-alone-than-the-mueller-probe-has-cost/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.ff3c739b90e8

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    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 9:31 am

    @Kay: They were initially contemplating that their books would be hit pieces against President Hillary. I guarantee it.

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    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:32 am

    @Kay: I was involved in some litigation in the Betty Lou Beets case in Texas (death row inmate) whose attorney took book rights instead of cash. It was friggin outrageous! But the 5th circuit decided, under their ‘warm body’ rule, that it didn’t amount to ineffective assistance per session because Betty Lou knew about the deal (and therefore waived the conflict?)

    But the point of this is people shod know this when reading their stuff. It is definitely a conflict! It should be made plain up front.

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    MomSense

    June 2, 2018 at 9:32 am

    @Schlemazel:

    Somehow that seems right. WTF I already feel like the fact that I’ve agreed with a couple of Joe Walsh tweets is a sign of the end of days.

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    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 9:32 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Maybe the contrast with the red helps, but I feel this one has better color balance.

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    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:34 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I am very happy to have my mind publically linked to yours when quoting Yates.

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    debbie

    June 2, 2018 at 9:35 am

    @Immanentize:

    First, Trump will never quit. That isn’t in his nature. Second, the impeachment process can be dragged out, which the GOP will in fact do, if only to give them time to push through all of their hateful agenda.

    The quickest way to get rid of Trump is to vote him out. The best start to doing that is to decimate the GOP in the midterms.

  198. 198.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 9:35 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Slouched towards Bethlehem, ended up in Allentown.

    “I should have taken that left at Emmaus.”

    /Pennsylvania regional humor lite

  199. 199.

    Gelfling 545

    June 2, 2018 at 9:36 am

    @Puddinhead: I doubt it will be that dramatic. Probly just a bit of tightening up strategic areas. I feel sure that her prenup requires it.

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    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 9:36 am

    @Kay:

    As a former professional journalist, I can say that this is a gross conflict of interest, because her book contract (and fat advance) absolutely depends on maintaining access in the West Wing. She cannot report critically—or even objectively—on her beat for fear of pissing off someone who could cut off that access.

    Also, her whole motivation as a “reporter” changes, because it’s no longer about what is, or should be, news today but rather about what will play to best effect in her tell-all book three(?) years from now. Her Times stories become mere place-holders while her real work goes on behind the scenes.

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    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:37 am

    @debbie: agreed

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    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 9:37 am

    @Quinerly: Interesting article about sealed indictments, etc.

    But it seems to me that the idea that a president is above the law and too important to be prevented from doing his job is fundamentally absurd. A president could be actively committing crimes or be the head of a criminal enterprise, and what, thumb his nose at authorities? Ya know, like Trump is doing.

    And of course, the crimes could themselves prevent a president from being able to do his job effectively.

    The easy remedy is impeachment, conviction and removal. But now you have the collateral problem of what to do if a Congress refuses to acknowledge or act on clear evidence of crimes being committed. Or a Congress with members involved in the criminal enterprise.

    Which again, is where we are now.

  203. 203.

    danielx

    June 2, 2018 at 9:37 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Hard to believe that people actually pay money to see this shit.

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    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:39 am

    @Immanentize: There is something wrong with you. My little sister still refuses to admit that I am her brother, and everybody already knows I am.

    @NotMax: Ouch.

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    schrodingers_cat

    June 2, 2018 at 9:39 am

    @Kay: We need our own news sources. Vichy Times and their brethren are too fucking corrupt and compromised.

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    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 9:40 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: The self defense force is strong in your sister….

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    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 9:41 am

    @Immanentize:
    I grew up going to bible study every week for 6 years. In my teens I decided to read to bible cover to cover one summer. I was hoping for a revelation of my own but the one I got was not the one I expected. I tried talking to my minister about the problems in there and got a lot of hand waving so I read it again & have never believed since though I pretended for a while. One result is I am more familiar with the book than most people who profess to take it as the literal word of God. I remember bits and pieces and can find them when needed. I have used this a lot recently as I have run into a lot of morons who believe hair furor was sent by God. Fortunately most of them refuse to talk to me anymore and the ones that do have stopped with that particular line of bullshit.

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    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 9:42 am

    @Steeplejack:

    As a former professional journalist, I can say that this is a gross conflict of interest,

    And that’s why you’re are former journalist.

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    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 9:42 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    BTW, how goes son’s recovery?

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    Kay

    June 2, 2018 at 9:43 am

    @MomSense:

    My big concern now is that we are not adequately preparing to defend our election from Russian meddling.

    I know you’re talking about election systems, not the propaganda campaigns, but we have some info on the propaganda campaigns as far as Congressional elections because they interfered to help Republicans win House races in 2016.

    We just don’t know what it consists of, because no one told us anything other than “Russians interfered in congressional elections”. We’d have sort of a fighting chance if we knew what, specifically, they did. Was it different than what they did in the presidential election? More locally targeted? Did it also focus on racism and anti-immigrant themes like it did for Trump?

    It seems to be coming clear too that it wasn’t just Russia.

    Mueller’s interest in Gerson is another sign that he is examining connections between the UAE and Trump associates. Counterintelligence investigators have been scrutinizing UAE influence in the Trump campaign since before Mueller was appointed as special counsel, and the probe has continued in coordination with Mueller’s team, according to two people briefed on the investigation.

    Mueller is investigating whether the Seychelles meeting with Erik Prince was an effort to set up a backchannel between the incoming Trump administration and the Russian government. He’s also looked into the Four Seasons meeting, which the Obama White House only later learned about because the UAE had broken protocol by not informing the outgoing administration that MBZ was in the U.S.

    So were they part of the election interference/propaganda in addition to acting as a conduit to Russia for Trump’s sleazy associates? People don’t even know the outlines of this- they don’t know what “election interference” would look like. There were campaign people in the House races who were aware that there was interference. Why haven’t we heard from them? They could at least tell us “this is what this one Democratic House campaign experienced” so we might know it looks like.

  211. 211.

    MagdaInBlack

    June 2, 2018 at 9:43 am

    @satby:
    I’m late to the show, but….funny you should mention that. I was on a minor rant yesterday about the deluge of stupid I’ve been seeing.
    Maybe we are just old! im 60…..but I dont think thats all of it ?

  212. 212.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:43 am

    @danielx: I liken it to Candid Camera, with meanness. IIRC CC always got permission from the subjects of their pranks to air the episodes.

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    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:46 am

    @Immanentize: She’s got a mean left hook too.

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    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:48 am

    Catching up on reading this AM. Very worried about this Joy Reid stuff. Big Daily Beast piece from yesterday.
    .https://www.thedailybeast.com/msnbc-staff-on-joy-reid-enough-apologies-we-want-answers

  215. 215.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 9:49 am

    @NotMax:
    Love that kind of stupid joke!
    MN version:
    If you take Emily on an Outing
    you will for sure to to Aitkin (pronounced in MN as ‘achin’)
    before you get to Remmer because you are a long way from Climax

  216. 216.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 9:49 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Durward Kirby, the dullest sidekick on TV.

    (First runner-up, Arthur Treacher on Merv Griffin’s show.)

  217. 217.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:49 am

    @NotMax: Finally off the crutches about 3 weeks ago. Back at work in a sitdown position (still can’t stand for long periods w/o pain), so slow but sure progress.

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    schrodingers_cat

    June 2, 2018 at 9:50 am

    The theory that the president can’t be indicted flies in the face of the idea of the rule of law, that we are all equal before the law, at least in theory.

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    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 9:52 am

    @Kay:

    Really wish you would at least mention the sources of your quoted stuff, in case people want to read further.

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    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 9:52 am

    @JPL:

    My Melania guess is that there was an episode of domestic violence. Trump is known for his temper.

    This might make the Secret Service complicit in a case of criminal assault. Even if agents did not observe any actual assault, they might be able to make conclusions about what happened.

    Also, if Melania called for assistance, the agents would have to intervene. As another poster noted, a battle between teams of agents protecting POTUS and FLOTUS would be crazy.

  221. 221.

    WereBear

    June 2, 2018 at 9:53 am

    @MagdaInBlack: Things used to be hidden more. Good or bad.

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    MomSense

    June 2, 2018 at 9:54 am

    @Kay:

    I share your concerns. I don’t think it was just Russia but the info on who else and what happened is so spotty. I’m not just talking about election systems. Propaganda is highly effective especially if you don’t know the source is a hostile foreign power. The other issue that is rarely discussed is the advantage a campaign has if it knows in advance what the other campaign is planning to do. Then there’s the online harassment that makes supporters silent which makes it appear that there is no momentum or enthusiasm for a particular candidate. Being part of the cool, winning team is very important. This was a big problem for the Clinton campaign and it was absolutely a consequence of Russian active measures.

  223. 223.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 2, 2018 at 9:54 am

    Time to go. Got some weed pulling to do and then a wedding. Y’all play nice now, ya heah?

  224. 224.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 9:54 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Good news is good.

  225. 225.

    Kay

    June 2, 2018 at 9:56 am

    @Steeplejack:

    It seems to me different than the “Spotlight” genre because investigative reporters don’t have an interest in “The Catholic Church” or “Enron” or “Theranos”. Those entities would and do exist apart from them. Campaign reporters are part of the campaign apparatus. They’re essential to this awful system we’ve created. They’re players in the game they cover. They have a vested interest in it being as long and dumb and choked with huge gobs of cash as possible. The truth is they’re thrilled with Trump. He’s the best thing that ever happened to them. Their interests no longer align with ours.

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    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 9:56 am

    cookie me

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    delk

    June 2, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Maybe Melania is in rehab?

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    schrodingers_cat

    June 2, 2018 at 9:58 am

    @delk: Putin is replacing her with a younger Russian honeypot.

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    charluckles

    June 2, 2018 at 9:58 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    I would move to Tasmania if my family would go along. The national parks are unbelievable, but what is really burned into my brain is the night we stayed in a small country inn in the interior of the island. The food was outstanding and then we had too many pints with some really welcoming locals in the pub. One of the top nights of my life.

  230. 230.

    Kay

    June 2, 2018 at 9:59 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Sure. Here’s the Thrush/Haberman story.

    Which probably should have been in the NYTimes. But wasn’t. If you knew Amy Chozick was writing a book premised on the tragic fall of Hillary Clinton at the same time she was covering that campaign and what that means for Amy Chozick would you have read her campaign coverage differently?

  231. 231.

    JPL

    June 2, 2018 at 9:59 am

    @Brachiator: When Trump’s term is up, I assume that there will be books. Her prenup prevents her from writing a tell all, but it won’t stop someone else. imo

    My other guess is that the Camp David powwow with other family members is to figure out what to do with Melania.

  232. 232.

    Doug R

    June 2, 2018 at 10:01 am

    @Quinerly: As long as your statute of limitations is 3 years or more, a Democratic Congress could extend them in January 2019. This could be what Pelosi means, don’t worry about ¡IMPEACHMENT! right away but let Mueller do his job, release indictments and let it play out from there. Maybe trump will flee to Russia, as long as he’s not “in charge”, I’m fine with it. And once January 2019 rolls around, I am not afraid of *President Pence, because once the indictments start flying, he’s in it up to his albino eyebrows.

    *Briefly President between the time trump indicted and fleeing to Russia and declared unfit to serve in absentia and his own indictment.

  233. 233.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 10:01 am

    ok, that seemed to work, on my phone I requsted desktop and was able to enter my info and check the box, I quit BJ and then started the site again (in mobile) and it remembered my name

  234. 234.

    Platonailedit

    June 2, 2018 at 10:01 am

    @Brachiator: All those much touted checks and balances ain’t worth the paper they are written on. The whole system is hollow and corrupt and the traitorous thugs just exploited it.

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    El Caganer

    June 2, 2018 at 10:01 am

    @Immanentize: Yates the former Deputy AG or Yeats the poet?

  236. 236.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 10:02 am

    @Kay: All the conflicts that’s fit to conceal.

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    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 10:03 am

    @Steeplejack:

    As a former professional journalist, I can say that this is a gross conflict of interest, because her book contract (and fat advance) absolutely depends on maintaining access in the West Wing.

    Yep. And any advance she received and prospects of future profits effectively makes her a free agent, independent of her editors and employer, the NY Times.

    The whole thing stinks.

    ETA. I didn’t know that Thrush had been pulled off White House duty. More money for Haberman.

  238. 238.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 10:06 am

    Have a great day everyone! I’m off for an entire day of live music. I have so missed my beloved St. Louis music scene. (Ozark….Seeing our Red at 4 today. She did amazing mosaic work while I was gone on the kitchen in my soon to be Air BnB rental, “Salle Roche”). With that said, curious as to anyone’s thoughts on this Joy Reid mess. She’s a favorite of mine. As I said up thread, I’m playing catch up. Disturbing.

  239. 239.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 10:07 am

    @Doug R: thanks!

  240. 240.

    Kay

    June 2, 2018 at 10:08 am

    I’m going to a high school graduation party at a fundie church. Not in the church but in the basement but it’s for their members who are graduating. My son is invited not as a member but as a guest and he does know the kids who are in the church. They asked him to bring his guitar. I hope they know I have no editorial power over his artistic decisions. We could be in a “smoky eye” situation at this thing, there’s just no telling what he’ll play. I suggested “non-controversial folk standards with a chorus that people know and can sing” but I suggest that for every occasion.

  241. 241.

    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 10:08 am

    @Platonailedit:

    The whole system is hollow and corrupt

    No. The founders never considered that a scoundrel might be elected president.

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    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:08 am

    @NotMax:
    But tangentially responsible for one of the best Rocky & Bullwinkle macguffins, the Kerwood Derby

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    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 10:08 am

    @MomSense:

    Greitens was a Pence protégée.

    Amazing how many shady characters that good, pious man finds himself connected to.

  244. 244.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 10:09 am

    well poop, disregard. I quit chrome and restarted it, went to BJ and the boxes were blank, again

  245. 245.

    dlwchico

    June 2, 2018 at 10:10 am

    “I didn’t do nothing. That was TTS. That was a donation,”

    Right now some of Trump’s lawyers are trying that one on for size.

  246. 246.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 10:10 am

    @Schlemazel: I’m so old I remember Durward Kirby. And Woody Woodbury and Arthur Treacher.

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    debbie

    June 2, 2018 at 10:10 am

    @Brachiator:

    Sometimes it’s difficult to remember the real foundation of this country is based on enlightened optimism.

  248. 248.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:12 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    It took me 2 years to fully recover from fracturing my pelvis. Only about 3 months to get back to a daily grind but I did not feel ‘right’ for more than a year and a half after that. It is very good news that he is improving, hang in there it will get better and better. It just takes time.

  249. 249.

    Doug R

    June 2, 2018 at 10:12 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Looks like the process they used to use in old magazine color pictures.

  250. 250.

    Platonailedit

    June 2, 2018 at 10:13 am

    Donald Trump didn’t go to Sante Fe, Texas today to meet with the families and victims of the school shooting.

    He went to Houston for a $5,000 a plate fundraiser and made the families of the victims meet him at the airport.

    Sickening.— Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) June 1, 2018

  251. 251.

    Ruemara

    June 2, 2018 at 10:13 am

    @Quinerly: white guys want to get joy fired for decades old blog posts. This time for trutherism. Meanwhile, she does journalism & Laura Ingram continues on.

  252. 252.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:14 am

    @delk:
    That would make a lot of sense!
    I am not much for all these conspiracy theories but that one sounds reasonable

  253. 253.

    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 10:16 am

    @JPL:

    When Trump’s term is up, I assume that there will be books. Her prenup prevents her from writing a tell all, but it won’t stop someone else. imo

    She would make a boatload of money from a tell-all. Would not have to worry about a prenup.

    My other guess is that the Camp David powwow with other family members is to figure out what to do with Melania.

    You should be writing a screenplay.

  254. 254.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 10:17 am

    @Ruemara: like the way you cut to the chase. Much appreciated.

  255. 255.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:18 am

    @germy:
    Don’t remember Woody but the other two

  256. 256.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 10:19 am

    @Ruemara: Greenwald has practically launched a campaign against her. He really wants her fired and disgraced.

  257. 257.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 10:20 am

    @Schlemazel: Woodbury still lives; I think he’s in his 90s now.

    I remember the Woody Woodbury Show for some reason. Dry.

  258. 258.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 10:20 am

    @JPL: are you referring to what to do with her body? I have it on good authority that people can tweet in other people’s names.? Perhaps that tweet was a ruse to throw us off.?

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    cwmoss

    June 2, 2018 at 10:21 am

    @Baud: He also didn’t say “movie” and it wasn’t a crowded fire house.

  260. 260.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 10:22 am

    @germy: see I’m out of the loop. Haven’t even heard about the GG stuff. Will get caught up. Thanks.

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    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 10:24 am

    @Quinerly:
    Part of my tweet above. This guy is part of the White Boy gang trying to get Joy.

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    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 10:24 am

    @germy: Had no idea who Woodbury was. He’s still alive and kicking.

    Woodbury continues to perform standup comedy, mostly in the Fort Lauderdale, Florida, area, his home base for many years.

    ETA. I do remember the Kerwood Derby from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

  263. 263.

    rikyrah

    June 2, 2018 at 10:26 am

    @Kay:
    Can ‘t wait to hear your thoughts on today ‘s happenings

  264. 264.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 10:27 am

    @Brachiator: The Kerwood Derby was one of the few puns I got when I was a little kid watching Rocky & Bullwinkle, because I was familiar with Mr. Kirby. “Boris Badenov” went right over my head.

  265. 265.

    Ruemara

    June 2, 2018 at 10:28 am

    @germy: yep & he’s using these fuckknuckles to do it.

    Also, for those of you wondering how YouTube viral videos make money, you can monetize them with ads that play & pop-up or, if you are disallowed because of your content, you still & link to your patreon, GoFundMe, pay.me, PayPal, etc., for donations. There’s a very good if quite chilling episode of Insanity Check from MTR Network on every podcast platform, where about 15-20 minutes in, Darth & his guest talk about the flourishing alt-right YouTube culture & the increasing radicalization algorithm that is feeding worse & worse content to people. Like your kids. They’re not being dealt with by Google & where they are left alone, evil is doing quite well in recruiting all those “lone wolf” white male teens that suddenly get urges to shoot up the school & the girls who they can’t get. Check it out to learn more. Plus, they discuss some nerd culture but I really recommend the discussion done in every day human language. It can help you teach your friends about this ahead of time.

  266. 266.

    Doug R

    June 2, 2018 at 10:29 am

    @Puddinhead:

    at this point, I want her boobs to be 3-4 cup sizes bigger when she finally appears, just so I can watch the village idiots tie themselves in knots talking about how glad they are her kidney surgery went well.

    Here’s why we haven’t seen Melania for the past 23 days….or so my speculation goes….

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    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Test.

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    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 10:31 am

    @rikyrah: I hate our dependence on corporate media. I understand why the right wants it’s own.

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    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 10:32 am

    He’s been doing this for months. It’s his go-to subject whenever Mueller uncovers something inconvenient.

    “It’s just a joke," said an MSNBC employee about the network's refusal to address Joy Reid's hacking story. It is a joke – a sad one – but it happened because many liberals and MSNBC decided it doesn't matter if one of their journalists fabricates a tale https://t.co/pbB31uSkiw pic.twitter.com/o6hbwBtExs— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) June 1, 2018

  270. 270.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:32 am

    @germy:
    Odd, how does getting Joy off the air benefit Russia?

    Side note. Not sure how many of you remember the work of General JC Christian (11 on a manly scale of 1-10)
    His web site was hilarious and he did great work poking the GOP in the early days of this century (like brendon calling, really inventive tweeksing elected official’s noses) Anyway, he quit blogging & indicated he was mentally exhausted & unable to cope. I ran into him on twitter a couple of weeks ago & was excited to follow him. Turns out he is a GG loving, Hillary hating Bernie bro. 2 weeks of anti HRC garbage (most from GG and undying love for Bernie BS tweets & I unfollowed him. Guess he never recovered mentally

  271. 271.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:33 am

    @germy:

    Oh, I recognize the face, just not the name!

  272. 272.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 10:34 am

    @Brachiator:

    No. The founders never considered that a scoundrel might be elected president.

    But they did. “The electoral college will prevent it!” they said.

  273. 273.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 10:34 am

    @jeffreyw:

    Huh, might give that a try myself.

    ETA: It worked! (Chrome on Android.) Thank you, sir.

    I also opened another BJ thread to see if the nym persisted, and it did. This is a big Biden deal!

    I didn’t even have to close BJ. I just switched fromt he desktop version back to the mobile version.

  274. 274.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 10:35 am

    @germy:

    At some point, we’re going to have to learn to enforce our own standards and not care about what the people who hate us think.

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    FlyingToaster

    June 2, 2018 at 10:38 am

    @Quinerly: Hackman was the Secretary of Defense. Costner was the Navy Officer and the other boyfriend; Will Patton was the SecDef’s fixer and eventual fall guy for the murder and russian spying. Costner’s character was the actual Russian Spy; Hackman’s actually murdered the woman.

    No Way Out, 1987

  276. 276.

    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 10:40 am

    @germy:

    The Kerwood Derby was one of the few puns I got when I was a little kid watching Rocky & Bullwinkle, because I was familiar with Mr. Kirby. “Boris Badenov” went right over my head.

    Yep. Same here. As a teen watching reruns, I finally got the twist on “Boris Bad Enough,” but it wasn’t until college that I got the nod to “Boris Godunov.”

  277. 277.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 10:46 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Okay, closed all tabs, closed Chrome, restarted it, and my nym and e-mail address persisted (on the mobile version of the site). Good fix, jeffreyw!

  278. 278.

    JPL

    June 2, 2018 at 10:46 am

    @germy: Trump will do something outrageous and the Joy news will soon be forgotten. Since it has been uncovered that Trump has tweeted the C and called a reporter the C word, I assume that Samantha Bee will be okay also.

  279. 279.

    MagdaInBlack

    June 2, 2018 at 10:47 am

    @schrodingers_cat:
    Thank You! Ive had it in the back of my head for months..that Trump is “sleeping with the enemy.”

  280. 280.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:48 am

    @Brachiator:
    I caught ‘bad enough’ as well as several others but had no knowledge of Godunov till much much later. The worst puns though came from “fractured Fairy Tales”. Not just great puns but often subversive twists on old parables. And I love Edward Everett Horton’s voice.

  281. 281.

    Argiope

    June 2, 2018 at 10:50 am

    @Doug R: I keep hoping she’s in the federal witness protection program. She and Barron have assumed new identities and are now living in Kansas. She’s doing Mary Kay parties or something to keep busy until the trial.

  282. 282.

    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 10:51 am

    @germy:

    No. The founders never considered that a scoundrel might be elected president.

    But they did. “The electoral college will prevent it!” they said.

    The founders were a little more concerned about a cabal influencing the election.

    Alexander Hamilton in Federalist No. 68 laid out what he believed were the key advantages to the Electoral College. The electors come directly from the people and them alone for that purpose only, and for that time only. This avoided a party-run legislature, or a permanent body that could be influenced by foreign interests before each election.

    Oh, the irony!

  283. 283.

    Schlemazel

    June 2, 2018 at 10:52 am

    @JPL:
    You show too much faith in people on the right being reasonable. Hope you’re right but don’t expect it

  284. 284.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 10:54 am

    @Brachiator:

    And a sweet payday for Thrush, since he gets to keep his advance.

  285. 285.

    catclub

    June 2, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Savery Hall, where the Econ Dept is located.

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    They should have the cooking school there.

  286. 286.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 2, 2018 at 10:55 am

    @Argiope: Somebody on twitter said she and Barron are hiding in the engine room of a tramp steamer bound for Trieste, with a suitcase full of cash and jewelry.

    I have no sympathy for her, I just like the imagery. And as an Ockham’s Razor guy, I think she hates her husband and hates the public life he tripped her into, and is refusing to play the part. As far as I’m willing to go with conspiracies for the moment is that she’s living with her parents and the kid in that suburban house I’ve heard about

  287. 287.

    Jager

    June 2, 2018 at 10:56 am

    Talking to a old broadcasting friend of mine this morning, he told me a story I hadn’t heard. He is a good friend of Randy Bachman of the Guess Who and BTO fame. When the Guess Who was getting started in Winnipeg, they were invited to play on a CBC radio network show, a Top of the Pops thing like the BBC had been doing. Local bands playing other bands songs and a few of their own.The shows director told Randy, “we supply the sheet music and you play it, you can all sight read, right?” Button Cummings could read music since he’d taken years of classical piano. Randy could read a little from taking childhood violin lessons, the rest of the band all played by ear. The band figured they were out of luck, they knew they couldn’t just go in, sit down and play off sheet music. The solution, they found out a girl they knew worked at the CBC, she got the music list for them in advance, the Guess Who bought the records, learned the songs. They walked into the studio, set up the sheet music and played the entire show perfectly. When they finished the show the director said, “you boys are the best sight readers we’ve ever had on the show.”

  288. 288.

    Brachiator

    June 2, 2018 at 10:57 am

    @Schlemazel:

    The worst puns though came from “fractured Fairy Tales”. Not just great puns but often subversive twists on old parables. And I love Edward Everett Horton’s voice.

    Yep. The puns stimulated my love of word play in literature. And I later enjoyed seeing Horton show up in old classic film comedies.

    ETA Took me a while to catch on to the nod off the Waybac Machine to early computers.

  289. 289.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 11:00 am

    @jeffreyw:

    Huh. They persisted for me. (Android on cell phone.)

    What OS are you on?

  290. 290.

    catclub

    June 2, 2018 at 11:01 am

    @Kay:

    I suggested “non-controversial folk standards with a chorus that people know and can sing” but I suggest that for every occasion.

    all the good verses to this land is your land.

  291. 291.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 2, 2018 at 11:01 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I think she hates her husband

    She HAAAAATE him! (h/t Wonkette)

  292. 292.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 11:04 am

    @Quinerly:

    Are you referring to what to do with her body?

    Ha!

  293. 293.

    chris

    June 2, 2018 at 11:07 am

    @Jager: Gawd i’m old. Wiki tells me the radio show was The Swingers and Let’s Go on TV. Couldn’t remember the names but I watched Let’s Go on a B&W TV with a folded matchbook jammed behind the channel dial. Thanks for the memories.

  294. 294.

    EBT

    June 2, 2018 at 11:08 am

    @satby: I watched a small time streamer get two 5,000 dollar tips from the same (notorious) donator last week for playing Final Doom: The Plutonia Experiments.

  295. 295.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 11:09 am

    @Ruemara:

    Thanks. Very informative.

  296. 296.

    Jager

    June 2, 2018 at 11:14 am

    @chris: My old radio pal was in an early Winnipeg rock band called the “Jury”, they were just before the Guess Who and, Neil Young. He said everybody wanted Neil to play lead guitar in their band, they just didn’t want him to sing. My buddy Geo sold his 59 Fender Strat to Randy a few years ago. He went to a show Randy played in Fort Lauderdale, he said hearing “American Woman” and “You Ain’t Seen Nothin Yet” played on his old guitar was incredible. He added, “it sounded like that when I played the damn thing.”

  297. 297.

    Doug R

    June 2, 2018 at 11:18 am

    @germy:

    Greenwald has practically launched a campaign against her. He really wants her fired and disgraced.

    Something about her…..something about this straight black woman is setting GG off…What could it be?

  298. 298.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 2, 2018 at 11:19 am

    @Ruemara: YouTube’s algorithm is fucked up and also their “suggestions” for you show that they are tracking your activities overriding your pause search history command.

  299. 299.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 2, 2018 at 11:20 am

    @germy: Russian asset wants to do what?

  300. 300.

    Steeplejack

    June 2, 2018 at 11:27 am

    @Jager:

    He added, “It sounded like that when I played the damn thing.”

    LOL. Yeah, right.

  301. 301.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Eclectic threads are da best.

  302. 302.

    KithKanan

    June 2, 2018 at 11:30 am

    @Immanentize: Has Burdick v. United States, 236 U.S. 79 (1915) been overruled? It appears to hold that a pardon may be rejected by the recipient.

  303. 303.

    Jager

    June 2, 2018 at 11:31 am

    @Jager: “Never” sounded like that…

  304. 304.

    Jager

    June 2, 2018 at 11:32 am

    @Steeplejack: @Steeplejack: forgot the word “never” in my rush to the trash truck this morning.

  305. 305.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 11:32 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Okay, closed all tabs, closed Chrome, restarted it, and my nym and e-mail address persisted (on the mobile version of the site). Good fix, jeffreyw!

    Dammit, it works better for you than it did for me. I quit chrome and was back to square one.

  306. 306.

    trnc

    June 2, 2018 at 11:34 am

    @Immanentize: If the concern is that indicting a sitting president distracts him or her, isn’t that possibly one reason we have a clear line of succession? Isn’t it more important to uphold justice than to make one person indispensable?

  307. 307.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 11:35 am

    @Jager

    Depositing or withdrawing?

    ;)

  308. 308.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 11:37 am

    adblock browser never lost the info, I’m on that now

  309. 309.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 11:37 am

    @Jager:

    Heh, that’s more like it!

  310. 310.

    chris

    June 2, 2018 at 11:37 am

    @Jager: Haha! Connections: I was five when we moved to a house just outside Toronto. Neil Young’s family had moved from the block a few months before we arrived. My brush with greatness…

  311. 311.

    Doug R

    June 2, 2018 at 11:37 am

    @Jager: Sometimes the guitarist is too good.

  312. 312.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 11:38 am

    @trnc

    The distraction argument is specious. As if the special counsel investigation is not a distraction.

  313. 313.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 2, 2018 at 11:45 am

    @NotMax: I too find the argument unpersuasive.

  314. 314.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 11:46 am

    @jeffreyw:

    I just closed Chrome and restarted it, and now the nym is gone. Damn you, you jinxed me!

    I wonder if Alain is tinkering around under the hood this morning.

    Will give it all another go.

  315. 315.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 11:47 am

    @Steeplejack: android 8.0 on an S9+ — I just noticed that the boxes were blank but autofill remembered when I typed in the first letter (adblock browser)

  316. 316.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    June 2, 2018 at 11:47 am

    I seemed to have triggered a Glibertarian on a Fallout message board. We were talking why the wingnut love for Fallout (the forms can be a real cess pit) and I was mentioning it’s likely because Reason magazine claimed Fallout of as the Libertarian Game, though why it eluded me considering the themes in the game. So one Winger started ranting in reply how about London was the child murder capital of the world so apparently that’s why we need school shooting, to stop knife welding child murders…

  317. 317.

    Kelly

    June 2, 2018 at 11:50 am

    @NotMax: This week our municipal water went from trustworthy to not. Algae toxins from a bloom in an upstream reservoir. Fortunately my brother has good well water only a few miles from us.

  318. 318.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 11:50 am

    "Other than her mouth, there’s not any weapons.”

    911 calls have been released of the man who called the police on a group of black women golfing: https://t.co/UVWomZBY8D pic.twitter.com/mqg69HBZVT

    — The Root (@TheRoot) June 2, 2018

  319. 319.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 11:50 am

    @jeffreyw:

    How is the Adblock browser in general? Do you use it just on BJ or as a full-time replacement for Chrome? (I guess the former, if you’re still wrestling with Chrome.)

  320. 320.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 11:52 am

    a group of crows is a murder

    a group of crows spaced evenly between two margins is a justified murder

    — Rinzy ? @ FWA (@RinzyArt) May 30, 2018

  321. 321.

    Kelly

    June 2, 2018 at 11:54 am

    Maclean’s has an interesting response to Trump’s tariffs. Don’t retaliate against the US businesses. Retaliate against Trump’s businesses!

    https://www.macleans.ca/opinion/trade-sanctions-against-america-wont-work-sanctioning-trump-himself-might/

  322. 322.

    WereBear

    June 2, 2018 at 11:54 am

    @Kay: I’m guessing he shouldn’t write “This machine kills fascists” on his guitar.

  323. 323.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 11:55 am

    still fiddling

  324. 324.

    Teddys Person

    June 2, 2018 at 11:56 am

    @Quinerly: Absolute Power with Clint Eastwood?

  325. 325.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 11:57 am

    {{endless screaming}}

  326. 326.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Went through the whole deal again, nym didn’t persist. Bummer. That was a fleeting fix! My autocomplete also suggests nym and e-mail after a few letters, but it has been doing that the whole time (since this problem came up).

  327. 327.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): It’s a decent browser, I think it is based on the Firefox engine. It does a good job of blocking ads.

  328. 328.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Ditto.

    @jeffreyw:

    Ditto!

  329. 329.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 2, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    @Kelly: .

    In the spirit of the Magnitsky Act, Canada and the western allies come together to collectively pressure the only pain point that matters to this President: his family and their assets. This could take the form of special taxation on their current operations, freezing of assets, or even sanctions against senior staff. Canada could add a tax to Trump properties equal to any tariff unilaterally imposed by Washington. The European Union could revoke any travel visas for senior staff in the Trump organization. And the United Kingdom could temporarily close his golf course.

    I don’t know Scott Gilmore or the laws in the UK, the EU, etc, but it is thrilling to see the President of the United States discussed in the same terms as the Russian oligarchs and corrupt dictators like Marcos

    I have been surprised that trump’s Scotland and Ireland properties haven’t been the target of more protests
    ETA: And I thought trump’s one Canadian “deal” had fallen through, a hotel in Toronto?

  330. 330.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    Yet another test.

  331. 331.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    Whut?

  332. 332.

    Kelly

    June 2, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I have only vague notions of where all Trump’s businesses are. Trump only thinks about how things hit him so it seems the like a good idea to go for him as personally as possible. I’m not a lawyer let alone an international layer but it would be hilarious if it started happening.

  333. 333.

    joel hanes

    June 2, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    turn it over to the raccoons

    obligatory reference to literature:
    “King Of The Hill”, by Chad Oliver
    first published in Harlan Ellison’s seminal Dangerous Visions anthology in the earliest 1970s
    http://www.e-reading.club/chapter.php/82872/71/Catastrophes%21.html

  334. 334.

    bemused

    June 2, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    @Platonailedit:

    Ha! That explains my suspicion there was something peculiar about trump meeting with parents of slain students. Not a thing he would do willingly or at all and I couldn’t figure out why he did it.

  335. 335.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    Desktop nym save persists in mobile version only until you post a comment; then it disappears again.

  336. 336.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 2, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    @bemused: @Platonailedit: He went to Houston for a $5,000 a plate fundraiser and made the families of the victims meet him at the airport.

    good god– once again, can you imagine if Obama….

  337. 337.

    bemused

    June 2, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    @germy:

    I wondered why some gay guys hate women so much and then I realized it’s usually strong women they attack so viciously.

  338. 338.

    Chet Murthy

    June 2, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    @m.j.: Uh, I think the formula is usually “pray to be eaten first”? *grin*

  339. 339.

    Baud

    June 2, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    Are we TBogging this mofo?

  340. 340.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    @bemused: I think it’s more that Joy was somewhat critical of GG in the past.

    He’ll hate anyone with the heat of a thousand suns if they’re critical of him in any way.

  341. 341.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 2, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    I’ve done what I can to help advance the TBogg unit. The housecat had me up at 5:00 this morning, so it looks like it might be a day for an early siesta.

  342. 342.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    @Baud:

    Are we TBogging this mofo?

    [FASTENS SEATBELT] “Let’s do this.”

  343. 343.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Wow, this thread is still open?

    @KithKanan:
    Burdick has pretty much been overruled by evolution of the law. That was a very specific pre-indictment case. Wilson pardoned Burdick to take away his 5th amendment right to remain silent. Now, prosecutors are just alliwed to grant immunity to defear a 5th amendment claim. In the case of Martha Stewart, she has been convicted, so there is no confusion about innocence in her case, so, I am pretty sure courts would say she cannot reject the pardon. There are similar state cases out there that day as much as it is a constitutional power of the Presidency not an offer and acceptance concept. For crimes where conviction has occurred.

    @trnc: @NotMax: @schrodingers_cat:
    I really wish you guys had some power to allow your failure to be persuaded to have some effect. In Jones v.inyon, the court said that defending a civil case was not overly burdensome because the defendant (President) didn’t need to go to court, could schedule depositions as convenient, and only was facing loss of property. They made a big distinction between a civil lawsuit and a criminal trial because the criminal defendant must appear in court when demanded, is subject to pre-trial detention, bail, release conditions, and is not fighting about property but about personal liberty.

    You may not find those distinctions meaningful, but judges seem to. So too, in fact, do criminal defendants.

  344. 344.

    ixnay

    June 2, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    @Schlemazel: Sorry to hear that about the General. We were fans.

  345. 345.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    booger

  346. 346.

    bemused

    June 2, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    @germy:

    Isn’t GG a Hillary hater too?

  347. 347.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 2, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    @Baud: @germy: From the Misty Corners of the Blogosphere, I summon the Thread Littering Demons, I call forth the Obsessive Typing Furies of the True Left, I hearby speak The Name of the One Who Was Chosen, let the Bat Signal of Crazy burn bright, I say Be….

    /ack gackle carpfftttttzzzzzzzz/

  348. 348.

    KithKanan

    June 2, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    @Immanentize: Makes sense. It will still be interesting to see if she actually tries to challenge it if she’s granted one, even if that challenge is extremely unlikely to succeed.

  349. 349.

    Platonailedit

    June 2, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    About the login issues, no problem in firefox after first login and ticking the remember box.

  350. 350.

    Vheidi

    June 2, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: that’s a beaut

  351. 351.

    Platonailedit

    June 2, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    In mobile browsers, I think the issue is Save my name blah, blah box does not appear and hence blank logins every time.

  352. 352.

    NotMax

    June 2, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    @KithKanan

    One would think that if she did not seek a pardon nor have others do so on her behalf with her knowledge of same, that would carry significant weight.

  353. 353.

    Immanentize

    June 2, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    @NotMax: @KithKanan:
    It is entirely possible that Snoop talked to Kanye about the pardon and then….
    ?

  354. 354.

    KithKanan

    June 2, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    @NotMax: One would think, but we’re talking about Trump here. He might decide to pardon her specifically because she tells him not to.

  355. 355.

    germy

    June 2, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    The Joy Reid of ten years ago is being attacked by people who feel threatened by the @JoyAnnReid of today.
    — The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) June 2, 2018

  356. 356.

    jeffreyw

    June 2, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    fiddle is as fiddle does

  357. 357.

    Quinerly

    June 2, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    @Immanentize: all great points… Especially the last two paragraphs. Thanks.

  358. 358.

    J R in WV

    June 2, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    That’s nice, we’ve seen images of that before. What were you doing to it?

  359. 359.

    Ruckus

    June 2, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:
    Been to NZ, not to AUS. I’d move to NZ in a minute if they’d let me. It’s gorgeous, the people were fantastic and I had a smile on my face that I couldn’t get off for weeks after I got home.
    You asked about ports that sailors liked. We liked most any place that wasn’t a ship. We liked some places far more than others. I disliked Naples because a couple of guys tried to rob us at knife point and there was always a group of kids trying to steal your watch/wallet as you walked through the gate off the pier. I enjoyed Athens, sitting at a sidewalk cafe and looking at ruins lots of hundreds of yrs old was quite different than anywhere else. Most every place was interesting in some way.

  360. 360.

    J R in WV

    June 2, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    The foliage in the second photo seems a little yellowish on the left side of the photo… But of course I never saw the foliage myself, and even when you-the-photographer work on your own photo, you don’t have the scene in front of you to compare with your work on the photo. I tweak my photos until they look the best, while remaining at least very believable looking.

    Recollection is a weak tool, also too.

  361. 361.

    J R in WV

    June 2, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    My only liberty off my ship was most excellent:

    We did training in the Gulf of Mexico, and ended up being piloted my the Mississippi to New Orleans for a formal courtesy call on the widow of the WW II hero the ship was named for, a Medal of Honor winner. For Mardi Gras.

    We did it two years running. Amazing party, great music, the only thing I didn’t like was the extreme drunkeness of much of the crowd. No one likes seeing/hearing puking.

    Then the ship was in the yards, then sent to Sardinia for the rest of its life as a USN vessel. So no more courtesy calls on the widow… she may have died, actually, would obviously been elderly by the 1970s.

    Wife and I have been to NOLA several times since, once while I was still in the USN in the MS yards, then on vacation, for a bowl game, then a couple of times for EPA sponsored conferences. Life was tough!

  362. 362.

    Ruckus

    June 2, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    @J R in WV:
    I left out liberties in the US. And a few in northern Europe.
    The US ones didn’t have the same atmosphere as yours or any of the European ones. No one would leave the ship in Baltimore, the ship seemed better. Gitmo was underwhelming to say the least, I walked a hundred yards or so, saw the high fences, barbed wire and guard shacks, went back to the ship. St Thomas/St Croix were amazing, the water was so clear you could read the occasional beer cans on the bottom. Did a walking tour with a 70 yr old man in a suit, hat and cane around Antwerp, Belgium, we ended at the Rubens museum.
    Liberty was fun. Most of the time.

  363. 363.

    Yutsano

    June 2, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    @Ruckus: My dad was a boomer. Any liberty was good. Didn’t matter where.

  364. 364.

    Ruckus

    June 2, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    @Yutsano:
    A sub boomer or an age boomer?
    If he was a sub boomer then I’d agree, the places they get liberty are all pretty good. And if you are on a ship for that long………
    OTOH a lot depends on the ship and the duty/areas of ops. I was on a DDG, we did 1/2 a med cruse and 2 NATO cruses, along with training and local stuff out of Charleston, SC. J R in WV was on a sub tender and really didn’t go very far. The two of us are going to have completely different liberty memories. At the very end of my enlistment I was stationed on an LPH for about 5-6 weeks and most of that the ship was in the shipyard. So liberty was going home every night. Not a bad port, as those things go. But if I didn’t live reasonably close, it would have sucked donkey balls.

  365. 365.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 2, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    @J R in WV: It was taken close to sunset and that area is getting light from the setting sun, that probably accounts for the warmer temperature in comparison to the area in shadows.

  366. 366.

    Yutsano

    June 2, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    @Ruckus: Sub boomer. So any chance of getting fresh air/stretched legs was always welcome. Hell he was even happy about Diego Garcia!

  367. 367.

    satby

    June 2, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    Testing….

  368. 368.

    J R in WV

    June 2, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    The European Union could revoke any travel visas for senior staff in the Trump organization. And the United Kingdom could temporarily close his golf course.

    They could use 2,4,D brush killer and spray the whole course. Turn it brown, brown, gonna be brown. Call it an emergency infestation of American type-lice. Or something like that.

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