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World Cup: Sunday Sunday Sunday

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  June 24, 20187:45 am| 62 Comments

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Today, three games. All times Eastern.

First up at 8, a great (one hopes!) match: England v Panama. I’m not sure what to expect. Panama disappointed in their last game, but England seemed erratic and “not on”. That didn’t stop them from scoring twice and winning their match, but still, I don’t have as much confidence in them as I did before that match.

Next at 11, Japan v Senegal.  Should be interesting; I kinda root for Senegal.

Finally, at 2, Poland v Colombia. I expect Poland will be tough to beat, but I hope Los Cafeteros pull through!

 

Enjoy the matches, everyone!

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  1. 1.

    Robert Sneddon

    June 24, 2018 at 8:10 am

    One thing to remember is that this is an intense high-level competition with any teams moving forward into the next round(s) playing multiple games against high-level teams. The last four will play seven games in a period of 30 days. Making a maximum effort in early matches to win the group stage by a landslide is pointless — it doesn’t usually affect rankings (goal difference can be important though in a tight group) and burning out your team now means they’re more likely to lose their next match. Pacing is an important part of the team strategy.

  2. 2.

    Leeds man

    June 24, 2018 at 8:32 am

    If England are as sloppy in possession against Belgium as they’ve been in the first 30 minutes with Panama, they’ll get slaughtered. Wake up!

  3. 3.

    RedDirtGirl

    June 24, 2018 at 8:33 am

    I know this isn’t an open thread, but I’ve been off line most of the weekend and was wondering how Betty Cracker is doing. Haven’t seen anything from her since Friday (?) when she said she was having a bad night…

  4. 4.

    Amir Khalid

    June 24, 2018 at 8:39 am

    England are two up quite early. A corner poorly defended by Panama, giving away a free header to defender John Stones, and a penalty converted by England captain Harry Kane. England look confident.

    So confident, in fact, that they scored a third while I was typing. A beauty from Jesse Lingard.

  5. 5.

    zzyzx

    June 24, 2018 at 8:40 am

    @Leeds man: I read these comments first and then turned on the game. I assumed that England was down 1-0 or something. Yelling at a team up 3-0 (now 4-0 as I type) seems a tad perfectionist.

  6. 6.

    Amir Khalid

    June 24, 2018 at 8:41 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    And a fourth!

  7. 7.

    Amir Khalid

    June 24, 2018 at 8:42 am

    @zzyzx:
    There was a bit of careless defending by England in the opening minutes, but no real damage done.

  8. 8.

    Just One More Canuck

    June 24, 2018 at 8:47 am

    @Amir Khalid: now 5

  9. 9.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 8:47 am

    @Robert Sneddon: Brits disagree on piling on. 5-0 before HT. Of course, Panamanians are being stupidly aggressive giving away penalties.

  10. 10.

    Amir Khalid

    June 24, 2018 at 8:50 am

    5-0 at halftime. This one’s in the bag for England. Panama have been wretched, and got exactly what they deserved for defending with rugby tackles.

  11. 11.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 24, 2018 at 8:57 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    and got exactly what they deserved for defending with rugby tackles.

    To be fair, that technique works well in rugby.

  12. 12.

    Leeds man

    June 24, 2018 at 8:57 am

    @zzyzx: I’m not complaining about the score (now 5-0)! Just imagining how the early sloppiness by England would have been punished by De Bruyne, Hazard, Lukaku, Mertens et al. It could have been two early goals against England.

    Anyway, I’m English. I have to moan about something.

  13. 13.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 9:03 am

    Stones has more World Cup goals than Rooney. LOL.

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    June 24, 2018 at 9:05 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Actually, not even rugby tackles. In rugby you don’t tackle off the ball.

  15. 15.

    kd bart

    June 24, 2018 at 9:05 am

    This match makes the USMNT’s failure to make the World Cup look even more humiliating.

  16. 16.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 9:21 am

    Fortuitous hat-trick for Harry.

  17. 17.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 9:24 am

    Dear me, what a very Harry Kane goal to ‘score’. They all count, though.

  18. 18.

    Leeds man

    June 24, 2018 at 9:28 am

    Six Yorkshiremen on the field now. I’m guessing that’s a World Cup record as well.

  19. 19.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 9:29 am

    Game management called for now. Play smart, don’t give away anything stupid. Don’t pick up cards. Most of all don’t rise to Panama’s bait. It’s hot and mucky out there, temperature and tempers are not a good mix.

  20. 20.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 9:33 am

    Sterling seems to be an over-hyped player.

  21. 21.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 9:37 am

    Panama score their 1st wc goal with their oldest about-to-retire player.

  22. 22.

    Amir Khalid

    June 24, 2018 at 9:37 am

    Panama fans are rejoicing!

  23. 23.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 9:44 am

    @Platonailedit:

    He is. Lots of skill, but very little end product. Most of his goals for Manchester City have come from tap-ins and it helps he’s surrounded by some of the best attacking talents in the league.

    Panama have their first ever World Cup goal! Aren’t we ever so generous. England have really gone to sleep in the last 10 mins, Panama could have had 2.

  24. 24.

    Mark

    June 24, 2018 at 9:48 am

    No coverage of the French Grand Prix?

    Sacrebleu!

  25. 25.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Panamanians have the spirit alright but not the game at this level.

  26. 26.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 9:55 am

    @Mark: That’s another 15 minutes away. Rooting for Hamilton.

  27. 27.

    Alain the site fixer

    June 24, 2018 at 10:10 am

    @RedDirtGirl: She’s ok, but I’ll let her pop in when she’s ready.

  28. 28.

    Mike J

    June 24, 2018 at 10:21 am

    @Platonailedit: Might be 24 points ahead at the end of the race. Hoping so anyway.

    Go XNDA!

  29. 29.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 10:25 am

    @Mike J: It looks that way given the horrendous start by Vettel.

  30. 30.

    petesh

    June 24, 2018 at 10:59 am

    England manager Gareth Southgate does his best Alf Ramsey impression:
    “I really didn’t like the performance. Well, I didn’t like the start, and I didn’t like the goal at the end, but I guess the bits in the middle were pretty good.”

  31. 31.

    No Drought No More

    June 24, 2018 at 11:27 am

    If I had to wait every four years to see a championship game determine which team grabs the brass ring in my favorite sport, I’d be seriously crazy about it all, too. Fact is, I enjoy the spectacle of soccer fans across the planet going passionately insane more than the tournament itself.

    Sarah Huck-a-Sanders is reportedly righteously indignant at having been refused service at a Washington restaurant. She should instead consider herself lucky. I always chuckle at the thought of the war criminals Don Rumsfeld or Condaleeza Rice at Stanford’s Hoover Institution dining out anywhere in the Bay Area. I chuckle because I wonder if they’ve ever wondered why it is that nearly every bowel of soup and cup of coffee they’ve ever ordered tastes a little like piss.. If that sounds crude and vicious, it’s because it’s just that. But even so, it’s not nearly as crude or vicious as an inexcusable war successfully plotted and launched by wicked political racketeers..

  32. 32.

    raven

    June 24, 2018 at 11:34 am

    @No Drought No More: It’s in Lexington, VA not Washington.

  33. 33.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 11:36 am

    Lovely little equaliser by Japan. Now Japan 1-1 Senegal.

  34. 34.

    Origuy

    June 24, 2018 at 11:39 am

    @Leeds man:

    Six Yorkshiremen on the field now.

    Did they used to live in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank, if they were lucky?

  35. 35.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 11:52 am

    @Tony Jay:

    Harry Kane has scored 105 goal in 134 games over four season. He’s become the best No. 9 in the world, they’re all “Harry Kane goals.”

    He’s brilliant.

    The Yid bastard.

  36. 36.

    Tom Levenson

    June 24, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: “The Yid bastard.”

    Heh.

    I worked once w. a London based sound man who happened to be Jewish. He and his son were ferocious Arsenal fans. When they went to visit Israel, my guy wanted to take a picture of his son beneath the Israeli flag at Masada. His son refused. He, like any self-respecting Gunners supporter, would not be seen dead with the loathed Spurs emblem.

  37. 37.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    That’s hilarious. “Does your Rabbi Know You’re Here?” is a wonderful read about the history of Spurs and their strong core of working class Jewish supporters.

  38. 38.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    The Lions of the Teranga! (Not as good a nickname as Morocco, the Lions of the Atlas!)

    Sadio Mane with the start of play!

  39. 39.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 12:37 pm

    And Japan answers! Look at who creates the play — Okazaki, one of the hardest working men in the Premier League.

    What a World Cup this has been so far. Every game entertains in some form or fashion.

  40. 40.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Funny. Watch out, though. Kane will claim that joke as his own.

    This Japan v Senegal match is awesome. Swings and roundabouts. 2-2 with 10 to go.

  41. 41.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    Funny. Watch out, though. Kane will claim that joke as his own.

    Hah! I see what you did there.

  42. 42.

    Platonailedit

    June 24, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Great day for the brits. Record world cup goals win. #Hammertime. 5-0 whitewash of eternal enemies aussies in cricket.

  43. 43.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    Poland v Colombia has got a hell of a high standard to live up to after today’s games. Both teams need a win or they’re looking at an ignominious exit. Poland were poor against Senegal and Colombia unlucky against Japan, so here’s hoping both teams are on form tonight.

    I’m going Colombia. The World Cup can always do with more than two New World teams in the last 16.

  44. 44.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    South American teams rarely do well in Cups held in Europe and vice-versa. Germany was the first European team to win in the Americas and a South American team hasn’t won in Europe since Brazil won in Sweden in 1958, the first team to win the cup outside of its home continent.

  45. 45.

    Barbara

    June 24, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    It feels like they are trying to win some kind of record for having the most injury time in a match.

  46. 46.

    SRW1

    June 24, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    Lewa and James talking Bayern politics?.

    Sadly, the bloom of recent years seems to be a bit off with both Poland and Columbia.

  47. 47.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Colombia earned that goal.

    Poland look like they are playing with strangers.

  48. 48.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I’ve never understood pre-2014 stat. Okay I understand it, but I always found it a bit bizarre. Then again, you only get two World Cups in a decade and a rule is only a rule until it isn’t. Like “Italy are always going to get to the Quarter Finals” and “Argentina will play nice attacking football”.

    And Colombia are ahead, deservedly. Poland need to get their heads in the game or they’re getting dumped out of this tournament like a turd from a cow. They’ve got one of the world’s top strikers up there, get him the ball at some point, eh?

  49. 49.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Poland are just dreadful.

  50. 50.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    First time they get the ball to Lewandowski he almost pinches a goal.

    What’s Polish for “That is not a coincidence”?

  51. 51.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    All over now.

    Senegal v Colombia is going to be a hell of a game.

  52. 52.

    raven

    June 24, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: They had a great view of that goal.

  53. 53.

    SRW1

    June 24, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    It sure seems like this Poland is lost.

  54. 54.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Jesus. This is so hopeless I’m expecting the Poles to launch a cavalry charge against the Colombian defence.

  55. 55.

    raven

    June 24, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    @Tony Jay: With swords!

  56. 56.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    @raven:

    Swords, lances, even the odd mace, and I bet it would – still – fumble to a sort of confused halt at the edge of the Colombian box with the only casualties one Polish uhlan trampled by his own horse and a trodden on mole. They’ve had that kind of tournament.

  57. 57.

    SRW1

    June 24, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    @raven: Did they forget their sabres at home?

  58. 58.

    SRW1

    June 24, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    Dear god, five extra minutes.

    Shouldn’t there be a mercy cancel in games like this?

  59. 59.

    Tony Jay

    June 24, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Part of me thinks “Imagine how shit you’d feel if you’d come all the way through qualification only to play so badly at a World Cup you were out with a game still to play.”

    Then I recall England at Brazil 2014 and I remember exactly how it feels.

  60. 60.

    SRW1

    June 24, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    That dude with the impressive hair must have been Valderrama. Curls still give him away.

  61. 61.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 24, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    The Yid bastard.

    Really? Dead thread and all, but I wanted to bounce it past a bigger soccer fan who happens to be Jewish. Not cool.

  62. 62.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 24, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Please don’t be upset with me. Tottenham are well known as the Yid Army and to be honest, it’s one of the most fascinating stories in sports.

    So don’t ruin it.

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