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You are here: Home / Politics / America / He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States;

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States;

by Adam L Silverman|  July 4, 20183:59 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: America, Domestic Politics, Election 2016, Election 2018, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, Silverman on Security

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for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

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5Comments

  1. 1.

    John Revolta

    July 4, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    Tsk. So uncivil.

  2. 2.

    zhena gogolia

    July 4, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    Wow, this one is really appropriate.

    Thanks, Adam, this is lifting my spirits on a very depressing Fourth. It’s my least favorite holiday at the best of times — I hate fireworks — but this year I feel so depressed at being ruled by Putin.

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    zhena gogolia

    July 4, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Not-so-fun fact: I was looking around YouTube for Wagner videos to go with “What’s Opera, Doc” (long story as to why this is a legitimate work activity of mine), and the comments on any Wagner video are infested with Nazi Trumpistas.

  4. 4.

    Arclite

    July 4, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    Wow. That hits the nail on the head.

  5. 5.

    Mary G

    July 4, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    Everything old is new again. The founders prevailed and so shall we, or at least David Hogg’s generation.

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