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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / Russiagate Crime Cartel Open Thread: Really, Mr. Manafort?

Russiagate Crime Cartel Open Thread: Really, Mr. Manafort?

by Anne Laurie|  July 11, 20185:24 pm| 124 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Goddamned Traitors, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Russiagate

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Special Counsel's Office says Manafort has been surreptitiously sending emails from jail…https://t.co/L4C0JNqmep pic.twitter.com/hqo207Fedi

— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) July 11, 2018

July 11, 2018. New filing from Mueller's office.

Manafort has a personnel phone in his unit. According to prison logs in the last 3 weeks he's made 100 calls to attorney & 200 to others. PDF https://t.co/4wipYtugzL pic.twitter.com/zU81VwWsWD

— vlh (@coton_luver) July 11, 2018

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— ?justcallmecovfefe? (@justcallmecovfe) July 11, 2018


 
Sad trombone coda:

Michael Flynn departs DC District Court this morning to shouts of “lock him up” from protestors. Considering he led the "lock her up" chants in 2016 at the RNC, I am high-fiving Karma. pic.twitter.com/DWoJY0a8Hj

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) July 10, 2018

Mike Flynn and his failson back in the foreign lobbying biz with former Trump Staffer who was lobbying for Qatar until last month! https://t.co/oklKdUgp9K via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 10, 2018

Ex-National Security Adviser Michael Flynn No Longer Joining Lobbying Firm https://t.co/bHESPZX6bd via @thedailybeast

— Morgan Fairchild (@morgfair) July 11, 2018

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  1. 1.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    >b>Personnel phone?

    Le sigh.

    /pedant

  2. 2.

    NCSteve

    July 11, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    Unnoticed thus far, it appears Ellis entered an order last night reiterating his order to move Manafort to the Alexandria Detention Center. My favorite part was this:

    However, defense counsel has not identified any general or specific threat to defendant’s safety at the Alexandria Detention Center. They have not done so, because the professionals at the Alexandria Detention Center are very familiar with housing high-profile defendants including foreign and domestic terrorists, spies and traitors.

    drive.google.com/file/d/1i8jdTTlJ-i56nB5YYI8pHU_Ue1Xj0Ggr/view

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    July 11, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Manafort has a personnel phone in his unit.

    Makes sense. The best place to recruit people for your nefarious schemes is to be vetted through prison HR.

  4. 4.

    Kay

    July 11, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    It’s really true that this whole administration could have been avoided if we had proper white collar crime prosecutions, instead of our current lax “coddle the lawbreakers” approach, including Donald Trump and his entire family.

    It’s particularly egregious since we’re a country who absolutely hammer people who aren’t rich and powerful

    Let’s vow to crack down on white collar crime. Redirect criminal justice resources there. The vast majority of the public would love it, and it’s the right thing to do.

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    July 11, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    Unsurprising. In fact, everyone was probably expecting this. Manafort is incorrigible, desperate, and all but certainly guilty.

  6. 6.

    Mike J

    July 11, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    I would like to disagree with Amee Vanderpool. Karma doesn’t exist. The universe does not care about justice. Justice exists when we make it exist. We have to work to make sure these motherfuckers get what they deserve.

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    July 11, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    “200 calls to others”
    Hmmmm, I say, hmmm…

  8. 8.

    eclare

    July 11, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    @Mike J: Well said.

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    @Corner Stone

    And the NSA has all of them.

  10. 10.

    lollipopguild

    July 11, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    @Corner Stone: He’s been ordering a lot of pizza.

  11. 11.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 11, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    Here’s a link to Bobby Three-Sticks’ official opposition to Manafort’s motion to continue:

    assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4594533/7-11-18-US-Oppo-Manafort-Motion-to-Continue.pdf

    (Sorry about the naked link; its increasingly difficult to embed links on the phone.)

    If you don’t feel like reading the whole thing, this is the best part:

    Specifically, contrary to Manafort’s assertions about his jail conditions, Manafort is in a private unit in which he can review materials and prepare for trial.3 Moreover, he is not confined to a cell. Between the hours of 8:30am to 10:00pm, Manafort has access to a separate workroom at the jail to meet with his attorneys and legal team. Visitor logs from the prison indicate that each week Manafort has had multiple visits with his legal team.

    Manafort also has a personal telephone in his unit, which he can use over twelve hours a day to speak with his attorneys.

    According to prison telephone logs, in the last three weeks Manafort has had over 100 phone calls with his attorneys, and another 200 calls with other persons. Those telephone logs indicate Manafort has spoken to his attorneys every day, and often multiple times a day. Manafort also possesses a personal laptop that he is permitted to use in his unit to review materials and prepare for trial. The jail has made extra accommodations for Manafort’s use of the laptop, including providing him an extension cord to ensure the laptop can be used in his unit and not just in the separate workroom. [Footnotes omitted.]

    Unless it’s this nice footnote:

    Among the unique privileges Manafort enjoys at the jail are a private, self-contained living unit, which is larger than other inmates’ units, his own bathroom and shower facility, his own personal telephone, and his own workspace to prepare for trial. Manafort is also not required to wear a prison uniform. On the monitored prison phone calls, Manafort has mentioned that he is being treated like a “VIP.”

  12. 12.

    zhena gogolia

    July 11, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    @NotMax:

    I puzzled over that for an unconscionably long time.

  13. 13.

    Yarrow

    July 11, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    @Kay:

    Let’s vow to crack down on white collar crime. Redirect criminal justice resources there. The vast majority of the public would love it, and it’s the right thing to do.

    Agreed. We need to get tough on white collar crime. It’s a danger to our society. We need some equivalent of community watch programs to keep an eye out for white collar criminals.

  14. 14.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    (Angrily smashes tin cup on floor)

    “Blech. Let the warden drink these martinis!”

  15. 15.

    debbie

    July 11, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    If he’s able to make so many fucking phone calls, I don’t know why he’s demanded to be moved to a facility closer to his attorneys.

  16. 16.

    TenguPhule

    July 11, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    @Kay:

    It’s really true that this whole administration could have been avoided if we had proper white collar crime prosecutions, instead of our current lax “coddle the lawbreakers” approach, including Donald Trump and his entire family.

    First you have to change the law to make convicting white collar crime easier.

    Then you have to get better jurors.

    Because as I’ve flogged time and again, White Collar Crimes are not easy to get convictions on. Murders are fucking simple by comparison.

  17. 17.

    Thoughtful David

    July 11, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    @NotMax:
    Actually, if I were a clever spook, I would have made *sure* Manafort had a phone and lots of opportunities to use it. And then recorded every single call.
    Good way to find out what he’s up to.
    And if he’s making illegal calls, does attorney-client privilege apply?

  18. 18.

    debbie

    July 11, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    @Mike J:

    Karma has only begun for Flynn.

  19. 19.

    TenguPhule

    July 11, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    @lollipopguild:

    He’s been ordering a lot of pizza.

    Have they checked the basement yet?

  20. 20.

    eclare

    July 11, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: JFC, the difference between how he is being treated vs some peon busted for pot is staggering. Send him to Angola.

  21. 21.

    Jay

    July 11, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    @debbie:

    All Manifort’s trying to do is delay.

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    @TenguPhule

    Deucedly difficult to conceal a file in pizza crust. A hacksaw blade, maybe.

  23. 23.

    debbie

    July 11, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    @Jay:

    Of course. But at least he could be more clever about it.

  24. 24.

    FlipYrWhig

    July 11, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    @Kay:

    Let’s vow to crack down on white collar crime.

    Fantastic idea. “Rich people getting away with stuff” was one of the ways the Trump-curious and Hillary-skeptical understood “drain the swamp.” Of course that’s not what Trump meant at all and his whole administration is full of, and led by, shameless crooks. It’d be a great turnabout. Yes, Republicans will squawk about witchhunts and the politicized IRS and blah blah blah but tough shit, keep hammering it. It’s a Warren/Cordray kind of vibe with some of the Sanders anti-corruption stuff and some of the Doug Jones/Ralph Northam “good man” stuff, and hits Trump & Co. right in his stupid mouth, and there’s pretty much no downside. I am convinced. Make it so!

  25. 25.

    Barbara

    July 11, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    @lollipopguild: I know whereof I speak: There is no decent pizza anywhere within delivery distance in this little corner of Virginia.

  26. 26.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    It’s gonna come out that he spends hour upon hour on the laptop looking at cat pictures.

  27. 27.

    eclare

    July 11, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    @eclare: Or better yet, treat peons better.

  28. 28.

    Wapiti

    July 11, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    @Kay: Preach it!

  29. 29.

    Baud

    July 11, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    @eclare:

    To be fair, I read that his phone was an iPhone 7, so he’s kind of slumming it with an older model.

  30. 30.

    Barbara

    July 11, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    @debbie: The whole motion was a ruse to try to get the trial postponed based on the inconvenience of being so far away from his counsel. When the judge responded by saying, “well let’s move you closer to avoid that inconvenience” they tried to oppose the move so he wouldn’t have to “adjust” to new prison conditions.

  31. 31.

    Calouste

    July 11, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    @NotMax: I’d assume that the jail records all calls inmates make unless they are to or from numbers that are explicitly identified as used by their lawyers.

  32. 32.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    I found it interesting that a man who some thought worth placing on a suicide or murder watch has been issued an extension cord for extra privacy with his laptopping.

    @NCSteve:

    the professionals at the Alexandria Detention Center are very familiar with housing high-profile defendants including foreign and domestic terrorists, spies and traitors.

    I love that.

  33. 33.

    danielx

    July 11, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Motherfucker probably thinks his calls aren’t being monitored.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    OT.

    My, how language changes. Dialogue from movie on TCM just now.

    “Don’t bone me!”

    “Look, I – I just -”

    “You boned me.”

  35. 35.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 11, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    @Baud: What! Not an iPhone X, The Horror!

    ETA: I guess it could have been worse, he could have been issued a Note 8.

  36. 36.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    @NotMax: What was that supposed to mean? What movie?

  37. 37.

    debbie

    July 11, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    @Barbara:

    Poor dear. How do attorneys and judges sit through these things with straight faces?

  38. 38.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 11, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    @Calouste: And I’ll guaran-fucking-tee that the NSA records them all, period. Along with about a half-dozen other intelligence services.

  39. 39.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 11, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: The jail probably records them as well.

  40. 40.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 11, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    OK, this is marked as an Open Thread so I thought I’d share this with you.

    You might remember that just over a month ago my brother passed away unexpectedly while we were on holiday together in Berlin. Well, to cut a long story short, the German Funeral Directors told me that they had sent my brothers ashes out via DHL on 6 July and provided me with a tracking number. They said that they would take 4/5days to arrive.

    Based on that I arranged my brother’s Memorial Service and the scattering of his Ashes for 20 July. Today, I noticed that the Ashes, which had been in Cologne, were now in Brandenburg, or in other words, were going in the wrong direction. Contacted the Funeral Directors who went into panic mode. Turns out the Ashes were returned to sender by British customs as the package contained his personal effects as well as his Ashes.

    You can’t make this stuff up! Have to laugh, otherwise I’d cry hysterically!

  41. 41.

    Jay

    July 11, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    @debbie:

    Nope, remember, this is Watergate, Iran Contra, Enron and the Manchurian Cantidate, all rolled into one,

    But with morons.

  42. 42.

    Platonailedit

    July 11, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    @NCSteve:

    because the professionals at the Alexandria Detention Center are very familiar with housing high-profile defendants including foreign and domestic terrorists, spies and traitors.

    Boom.

  43. 43.

    Annie

    July 11, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    1. I’m sure every call made on a jail phone is bugged/recorded by the cops, except possibly calls to his lawyers. They’re supposed to be privileged but I would not bet my rent money on that.
    2. I’ve worked as a trial and litigation paralegal, and I don’t get the idea that Manafort needs to be out of jail, or even nearer to his lawyers, to help with trial prep. His lawyers (and their support staff, like I used to be) are more than occupied scheduling and preparing other witnesses, writing pretrial motions, preparing jury questionnaires (unless the feds use standard forms for these) and jury instructions (even if the feds have standard instructions, you need to list the ones you want given), and putting exhibits together. If the lawyers did their jobs properly, they got all the information they need from Manafort weeks ago. His lawyers will schedule a pretrial meeting with him, of course, but he does not need to hang out at their office. The few times clients came into the offices where I worked, to “help” with trial prep, either they got in the way, or I spent most of my time answering their questions rather than doing actual prep.

  44. 44.

    zhena gogolia

    July 11, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    Oh, God, that’s horrible. My sympathies.

  45. 45.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    @Elizabelle

    The Asphalt Jungle.

    More or less, “Don’t try to put one over on me, don’t take me for a ride.”

    Followed a few minutes after with this:

    “Don’t take the word of a small time little liar who bones you without even trying.”

  46. 46.

    Platonailedit

    July 11, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    @Kay:

    Yup, one of the main reasons for voters cynicism is seeing how the wealthy get away with it all every fucking time.

  47. 47.

    Yarrow

    July 11, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    @NotMax: Wouldn’t a modern version of that be something like, “Don’t dick me over.”

  48. 48.

    Mike in DC

    July 11, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Please, for the love of FSM, throw this overprivileged jackhole into regular federal prison after conviction. No perks, he wears the jumper and is in regular secure detention, not club fed. He will never flip otherwise. He’ll just wait for the 2020 post-election pardon.

  49. 49.

    Platonailedit

    July 11, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    The amount of mollycoddling of a corrupt traitorous thug is amazing.

  50. 50.

    oatler.

    July 11, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    None (in the GOP congress) Dare Call It Treason

  51. 51.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 11, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    @Annie: I posted this downstairs too, but I am enjoying the hell out of Paulie’s predicament. If that makes me a bad person, so be it. When all is said and done I’ll go to confession and get that washed away.

  52. 52.

    Raven

    July 11, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Hey, I finalized (for now) my Providence trip in August. I’m going to fly into Logan and rent a car. I’m thinking about a 4 hr fluke trip out of Narraganset on Saturday since the other activity is golf. I’ll have Sunday to fool around be my afternoon flight.

  53. 53.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    @NotMax

    Promise will cease after this last one.

    “You boned me in front of a stranger, making me look small.”

  54. 54.

    stinger

    July 11, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: Good lord. Would your brother have seen the funny side of all this?

  55. 55.

    MomSense

    July 11, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    Oh my. You are really taking all of this in good humor. Aside from the logistical challenges, how are you holding up?

  56. 56.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: Yikes. Thank dog for tracking numbers, though.

    How are you doing? Cannot imagine losing a sibling.

  57. 57.

    Yutsano

    July 11, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    @Mike in DC: I get the feeling he’s not getting a pardon. Loyalty to Dolt45 only runs one way: to him. He hasn’t shown any loyalty to anyone outside his family and even then it’s dicey. But Manafort is still acting like he’s somehow not only above it all but will escape every single charge. And it’s not even like he’s expecting a pardon. He’ll just skate because he ALWAYS does. Or because he’s used to officials he can bribe will place the right Benjamins in just the right palms. Except even that isn’t going to work because American justice has too many cogs in the machine.

  58. 58.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 11, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Manafort has mentioned that he is being treated like a “VIP.”

    Not any more…

  59. 59.

    debbie

    July 11, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    @NotMax:

    My guess is the meaning of the word back then isn’t what it is now.

  60. 60.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    @NotMax: I’ve never heard the word “bone” for lying in my life. Not in detective fiction (unless missed it …) or in other dialogue.

    Did the writers make it up as teen slang, which didn’t actually exist, in lieu of some other word they couldn’t use? Or maybe I just missed that part of 1950s pop culture …

  61. 61.

    bluefish

    July 11, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    @NCSteve: So good, right? All in the details.

  62. 62.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    @bluefish: Yeah. I think that sentence got Manafort’s lawyers’ attention; put them on notice.

    And poor Roanoke. “We’re so dumb, we can’t figure out treason.” Or so Manafort and crew think.

  63. 63.

    randy khan

    July 11, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    Based on that I arranged my brother’s Memorial Service and the scattering of his Ashes for 20 July. Today, I noticed that the Ashes, which had been in Cologne, were now in Brandenburg, or in other words, were going in the wrong direction. Contacted the Funeral Directors who went into panic mode. Turns out the Ashes were returned to sender by British customs as the package contained his personal effects as well as his Ashes.

    Ouch.

    My wife once had a package that was going to Guam re-routed to Tokyo. It ended up in customs jail in Anchorage and it took days for FedEx to sort it out. But that was better than the package I sent to someone in New York that got delivered to the wrong office, and was returned to me nearly 20 years later, apparently after someone gave that office a thorough cleaning. The people I’d sent it to had gone out of business maybe 15 years before that.

  64. 64.

    Mandalay

    July 11, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    @Yarrow:

    We need to get tough on white collar crime.

    Only slightly O/T since this thread is also dealing with white privilege, we also need to get tougher on plain old white crime. Here’s a white Florida cop who was caught stealing $6,520 during a police raid:

    Immler was placed on probation for 12 months. According to court records, he also will voluntarily resign from West Palm Beach police…He is also the son of former Boynton Beach Police Chief Matthew Immler.

    Stealing $6,250 in Florida is a felony, yet the police chief’s son is only charged with a misdemeanor, no jail time and is allowed to voluntarily resign from the police.

    WTF???

  65. 65.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 11, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: EU Customs officials and DHL for the win! I’ve had experience with that, so you have both my empathy and sympathy.

    How you all holding up.

  66. 66.

    Barbara

    July 11, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    @debbie: There is no doubt in my mind that Judge Ellis is the wrong kind of judge for this sort of maneuvering. His statement that the lawyers can spend 8 hours a day with him if they choose made me laugh. He knows damn well that’s not what is going to happen.

  67. 67.

    MomSense

    July 11, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    OMG my 14 year old keeps calling me bish. I am nobody’s bish.

    FFS I do not want to learn a whole new teen slang.

    Get off my damn lawn.

  68. 68.

    Barbara

    July 11, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    @randy khan: Fed Ex often has a way of failing when you need it most not to fail, but that story kind of takes the cake. I once sent a document via DHL to a remote location in Indonesia and it got there just fine. At some point they call the recipient and arrange the exchange, and I assume that they take urgent package deliveries very seriously.

  69. 69.

    randy khan

    July 11, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    One kind of amusing takeaway from this is that Manafort is using his phone to talk to people other than his lawyers about his trial and legal strategy. That’s really, really stupid. (I know, what else is new with this guy?) I can only imagine what incriminating things he might have said that the feds have recorded. I kind of wonder if any of that is showing up in the pre-trial discovery dump.

  70. 70.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    @MomSense: Yup. It means what it sounded like it might.

  71. 71.

    Platonailedit

    July 11, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Talking of the wealthy skating

    Self-made means having succeeded in life unaided.

    Used in a sentence: Forbes says that Kylie Jenner is a self-made woman.

    t.co/sr8Ncd7s5A t.co/ehEL7Cf6KV— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) July 11, 2018

  72. 72.

    Mike in NC

    July 11, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Reminds me of the HBO show “Boardwalk Empire” where a prominent mobster in the slammer was allowed to furnish his extra large cell with Oriental rugs, expensive furniture, and a king size bed. I think there was also a phone on his desk. Hard time, indeed!

  73. 73.

    The Pale Scot

    July 11, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    200 calls to other

    How many to burner phones?

  74. 74.

    MomSense

    July 11, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    In an “endearing” way.

  75. 75.

    Raven

    July 11, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    @Mike in NC: That’s more common than one would think .

  76. 76.

    Platonailedit

    July 11, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    “Self-made”? Really? It’s easy to become a billionaire when you’re parents are millionaires…It’s called generational wealth + nepotism.

    Try Oprah Winfrey, who was raised on a small Mississippi farm by her grandmother, for self-made *whispers Kylie also isn’t a billionaire yet*

    pic.twitter.com/UQGrJxno8z— Shelby Ivey Christie (@bronze_bombSHEL) July 11, 2018

  77. 77.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    @Elizabelle

    Not used as teen slang, uttered by a fully adult member of the underworld. In fact the lead actor, Sterling Hayden.

    Have a sneaking suspicion director John Huston was maybe slyly pushing the envelope just a bit, as it was 1950.

  78. 78.

    Van Buren

    July 11, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    @Kay: Where can I donate to your campaign?

  79. 79.

    Raven

    July 11, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    @MomSense: we watched “Two For the Road” last night and it was weird hearing Albert Finney call Audrey Hepburn bitch several times!

  80. 80.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 11, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    @Raven: Sounds like a plan. Most party boats will do two half-day trips in July and August.

  81. 81.

    Annie

    July 11, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    @Raven:
    “Two for the Road” is a wonderful movie. Loved it and it made me cry.

  82. 82.

    Raven

    July 11, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: yea, I just want to get a feel for it there. I’ve fished Hatteras but not much up there save a stripper trip out of Kennybunk once.

  83. 83.

    TS (the original)

    July 11, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    @debbie:

    If he’s able to make so many fucking phone calls, I don’t know why he’s demanded to be moved to a facility closer to his attorneys

    He didn’t want to move – and now he is going – he has now learned about “be careful what you ask for …”

  84. 84.

    Raven

    July 11, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    @Annie: that’s what I was thinking when I lit it up but it was pretty much a bummer compared to the last time I saw it 45 years ago!

  85. 85.

    VeniceRiley

    July 11, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: Oh, wow. So sorry. What a fiasco!

  86. 86.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 11, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    @Raven: If you’ve never been to Newport, that’s nice for a few hours too. If you go Sunday morning, most of the tourists will be sleeping off Saturday night, so you’ll have the place to yourself.

  87. 87.

    khead

    July 11, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    Dinner in Manafort’s cell.

  88. 88.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    @NotMax: Ah. Asphalt Jungle, not Blackboard Jungle.

    Haven’t seen it. John Huston. Noir. Noted.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    @Raven

    Back before the task at a summer camp of ordering movies was dumped into my lap, the person who did that brought in “Two for the Road.”

    Audience ranged in age from 6 to 14. The young kiddies were bored silly.

  90. 90.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 11, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    @stinger: Yes, he would be laughing his head off at the whole farcical mess.

  91. 91.

    Yutsano

    July 11, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    @Elizabelle: I thought before the current sexual meaning that “boned” meant more like screwed over. At least that’s how I remember it. For what that’s worth.

  92. 92.

    Percysowner

    July 11, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    From The New Yorker Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help because we deserve a laugh.

  93. 93.

    Elizabelle

    July 11, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    @khead: That’s the life. LOL. Time to watch Goodfellas again.

  94. 94.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 11, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    God bless the Brits

    Trump Baby @ TrumpBabyUK
    Thank you to all my great supporters, really big progress is being made. When Little Donald found out I was in London, he wet his pants and ran away. Very unfair! Now I have to go to my very great golf course in Scotland where he is hiding. Total disgrace!

    Looks like a petition to persuade Scottish authorities to let the giant Baby Balloon float over trump’s golf course
    ETA: Ah, Change dot org… I don’t know if the Chief Constable is going to care. I hope Louise Mensch didn’t advise them one where to send it

  95. 95.

    Jay

    July 11, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    “What’s Trending Now
    1. socialism
    ‘a way of organizing a society in which major industries are owned and controlled by the government’

    2. uphold
    ‘to let stand’

    3. due process
    ‘a course of formal proceedings (as judicial proceedings)’

    4. asylum
    ‘protection from arrest and extradition given especially to political refugees’

    5. insubordinate
    ‘disobedient to authority’

  96. 96.

    chris

    July 11, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    @Raven:

    a stripper trip out of Kennybunk

    LOL, I thought you went to fish!

  97. 97.

    TenguPhule

    July 11, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    @Barbara:

    There is no decent pizza anywhere within delivery distance in this little corner of Virginia.

    That’s not delivery, that’s Digiornos!

  98. 98.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 11, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    @MomSense: @Elizabelle: @Adam L Silverman:

    Thanks for asking. Some days are better than others but I feel like I am stuck in limbo, unable to properly say goodbye until the Service and scattering of his Ashes and, if he isn’t back by 20th, the scattering of his Ashes will have to be delayed by several weeks as I am having a total hip replacement on 24 July.

    The World Cup has been bittersweet. I know how much he was looking forward to it and how excited he would have been at England’s (comparative)success

  99. 99.

    J R in WV

    July 11, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Pretty sure “boning” is screwing someone – as in by lying to them about what’s about to happen, how much they’re going to be paid, putting a blade into their back when they expect a pat for doing a good job.

    Like Trump does so often. Examples, Manafort, Cohen, Hope Hicks, pretty much everyone but his kids. So far.

  100. 100.

    raven

    July 11, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    @chris: Ooops, dang phone!

  101. 101.

    raven

    July 11, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: On my last trip the fishing trip got rained out and I decided I didn’t want to join the group fro the ceremony at the state capitol so I just took off driving. I had NO idea what Newport was and I had a great time wandering around. The I went and saw the battleship, the whaling museum in New Bedford and then back to a pizza joint near Brown. I also wandered around Boston a few years ago and that was fun. We visited Old Ironsides when I was a kid so that was extra fun.

  102. 102.

    Roger Moore

    July 11, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    @NotMax:

    My, how language changes. Dialogue from movie on TCM just now.

    I’m not sure that’s as big a change as you think. They can’t say “fuck” because of the Hayes Code, but they’re using the rudest synonym they can get away with.

  103. 103.

    FlipYrWhig

    July 11, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    @Yutsano:

    I thought before the current sexual meaning that “boned” meant more like screwed over.

    Aren’t those all variants on the same sexual meaning? You got a metaphorical bone stuck into you, or you got a metaphorical screw stuck into you. Dicking (over), fucking (over), screwing (over), boning. And “taking advantage of” is part of the same cluster too, right?

  104. 104.

    Anonymous At Work

    July 11, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    @NCSteve: Nah, it was the judge being puzzled that “You asked for this!” I mean, everyone knows that Manafort was really saying that the 2 hour drive should stay but serve as a reason to delay the trial until after the mid-terms so Trump can pardon him more safely.

  105. 105.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    @Roger Moore

    I think the difference is that nowadays it is more universally and more overtly perceived and defined as being primarily blue language.

  106. 106.

    VeniceRiley

    July 11, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    So paulie Walnuts was writing emails on a laptop brought to him that would then be taken out by someone on his team/family? And then they’d connect it to the internet and send his email. Wow.

  107. 107.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 11, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    @raven: Well, then, you’ve seen the major sights. Battleship Cove is kind of meh, but the whaling museum is pretty cool. It’s amazing when you think what economic powerhouses New Bedford and Nantucket were, back in the day. And then it all just collapsed.

  108. 108.

    Mnemosyne

    July 11, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    Oh, geez. I hope at least your brother would have found it funny, too. I know that mine probably would have.

    Condolences from another sister who lost a brother too young (he was only 51 — fuck fucking cancer).

  109. 109.

    Kathleen

    July 11, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    @MomSense: I didn’t know what it meant so I used mad Googlz skillzzzz:

    urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bish
    short for bitch, but used in a playful sort of way. Not intended to be hurtful and often used between friends.

  110. 110.

    Mnemosyne

    July 11, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    @MomSense:

    One of my brothers got a wooden spoon broken over his head when he told our mom to stop bitching at him.

    Just sayin’. ?

  111. 111.

    Kathleen

    July 11, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: I am so sorry. I can’t imagine losing either of my two brothers. Blessings to you and your family.

  112. 112.

    Shana

    July 11, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    @Barbara: The only time I’ve ever dealt with DHL was for some medicine from our insurance’s online pharmacy. Package got “lost.” I hope the DHL employee who stole the high blood pressure medicine enjoyed it.

  113. 113.

    Mnemosyne

    July 11, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was like “gunsel” — they were able to successfully lie to the Breen Office about the real meaning but knew perfectly well what it meant.

  114. 114.

    Ruckus

    July 11, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    @Kay:
    I’m not sure that the vast majority would like it. A lot of people might just believe that white collar crime is normal. If only because it is seemingly so widespread. Many may also probably believe that their jobs depend on it.

  115. 115.

    zhena gogolia

    July 11, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    @Raven:

    I ADORE THAT MOVIE

  116. 116.

    Ruckus

    July 11, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    @Jay:
    I’d bet Manfort isn’t just trying to delay. He plays at a level where he has to play to win. He’s playing to win. He’s seemingly not used to playing at criminal levels or he is and actually knows how deep he’s in.

  117. 117.

    raven

    July 11, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Yea I was fascinated, I guess there are actually two whaling museums there. I’d been on the Alabama withy old man and he knew so much abut those ships that it was not all that great by myself.

  118. 118.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    @raven

    Small, but very interesting (also free!), whaling museum inside a shopping center on Lahaina side of the island.

    Years ago when step-sister and family visited, took them there. They insisted their son (then maybe 12) was no fan of museums and it was a terrible idea. We had to drag him away to go hit outdoor stuff.

  119. 119.

    debbie

    July 11, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I don’t think Albert Finney made one bad movie. I love his films!

  120. 120.

    Felony Govt

    July 11, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: I’m so sorry, and I really hope the ashes arrive back to you in time so you can have the service when you planned it.

  121. 121.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    @debbie

    Well, there’s Looker.

    Exception that proves the rule.

  122. 122.

    zhena gogolia

    July 11, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    @debbie:

    He does a great job of playing a lovable jerk in that one. Plus it has the greatest theme song ever written.

  123. 123.

    Robert Sneddon

    July 11, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    @Kathleen: Heh. “Bish” is a term from Japanese manga and anime, short for “bishoujo” meaning beautiful girl/woman/princess. It can also be applied to males, “bishounen”. The adjective form is “bishy”.

  124. 124.

    sukabi

    July 12, 2018 at 12:10 am

    @NotMax: not just the NSA… Mueller’s probably been listening in since before his indictment, and probably has his ‘personnel’ phone tapped as well.

    Speaking of the NSA…hopefully they’re paying particular attention to Trump’s unsecured phones.

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