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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Let The Rosenstein Impeachment Shitshow Begin

Let The Rosenstein Impeachment Shitshow Begin

by John Cole|  July 25, 20187:22 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Clown Shoes, Teabagger Stupidity

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Two of the dumbest members of congress, Jim Jordan and Mark Meadows, have wrangled several other nitwits in the freedom caucus into putting their names on this:

Conservative members led by Reps. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), along with 9 cosponsors, introduced articles of impeachment against Rosenstein shortly after a meeting with Justice Department officials concerning document production.

“For 9 months we’ve warned them consequences were coming, and for 9 months we’ve heard the same excuses backed up by the same unacceptable conduct. Time is up and the consequences are here. It’s time to find a new Deputy Attorney General who is serious about accountability and transparency,” Meadows said in a statement.

“Multiple times we’ve caught DOJ officials hiding information from Congress, withholding relevant documents, or even outright ignoring Congressional subpoenas—and now we have evidence that Mr. Rosenstein signed off on a document using unverified political opposition research as a cornerstone of a FISA application to spy on an American citizen working for the Trump campaign,” Meadows continued.

The document they are claiming about is the FISA bit on Carter Page that Devin Nunes lied about in his memo and that Jim Jordan has still apparently not read. Literally every person I have read that deals with FISA or the law has read the released FISA application and said it was fine, and you don’t need to be an expert to see that Nunes clearly was lying about the FISA application in his memo.

It used to be this was the kind of things that one or two members of Congress would say, and the idiots like Streiff at Red State or that lunatic Andy McCarthy at National Review would repeat at length for their drooling commentariat, but we’re now to the point where we have elected the commenters at these website to Congress, so this is where we are. I have no idea what happens next, but it will involve a great bit of Republican lying and stupidity, on that you can be sure.

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  1. 1.

    debbie

    July 25, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    Jim Jordan’s practicing his own kind of distraction. It will be amusing to watch him fail pathetically.

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    July 25, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    More futerfas. Going nowhere.

  3. 3.

    A Ghost To Most

    July 25, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Christian fascism is a helluva drug.

  4. 4.

    Mary G

    July 25, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    At this point, they’re just throwing feces to distract from any number of things. I’m surprised Ryan let this through, and I doubt there will be a vote on it, because the polls are going badly and why would any of the other members want that on their record, whichever way they vote? And yes, there will be a lot of loud, stupid lying. Rosenstein looks better every time he takes them on.

  5. 5.

    geg6

    July 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    @debbie:

    This. He’s in a world of hurt and desperate to change the subject.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    July 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    Next they’ll try to impeach NFL players.

  7. 7.

    geg6

    July 25, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    @Baud:

    You caught me drinking a sip of Pepsi and now it’s all over my iPhone.

  8. 8.

    efgoldman

    July 25, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    I have no idea what happens next, but it will involve a great bit of Republican lying and stupidity, on that you can be sure.

    Not a fucking thing. As i said at the end of the last thread, it’s members of the kkkazy kkkaukkkus throwing red meat to their electorate (and in Jordan’s case, create a distraction),. It will never get out of committee, might not even get a hearing.

  9. 9.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 25, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    @Baud: And then on to impeach Baud.

  10. 10.

    piratedan

    July 25, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    i would be perfectly okay with a truckload of manure being delivered directly into their offices, after they sign for it, of course. You could simply tell them that its lunch.

  11. 11.

    Mnemosyne

    July 25, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    I can’t remember, does an impeachment require a 2/3rds majority or a 3/4ths?

    Either way, this thing is dead in the water. Ain’t no Democrats signing onto that even if Jordan and his bros somehow got every single Republican House member to vote for it.

  12. 12.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 25, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Here are the articles of impeachment, if anyone wants to read them.

    Susan Henessey of Lawfare, whose opinion I respect, says they will amount to nothing.

  13. 13.

    hells littlest angel

    July 25, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    If Rosenstein had kept his nose clean and just innocently sexually assaulted college students, Jordan wouldn’t have been forced to come down on him.

  14. 14.

    Baud

    July 25, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Bring on the ?!

  15. 15.

    trollhattan

    July 25, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    Just drove past a boxing and yoga studio and am at a loss as to processing this discovery.

  16. 16.

    efgoldman

    July 25, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I can’t remember, does an impeachment require a 2/3rds majority or a 3/4ths?

    Simple majority in the house; 2/3 to convict in the senate.

    ETA: Impeachment by the house is roughly comparable to indictment by a grand jury.

  17. 17.

    WaterGirl

    July 25, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    @Mary G: From what I read in the article earlier today (I replied to you about that in the previous thread), Ryan didn’t exactly let this through. There was some exception where he really didn’t have a choice – not a discharge petition but something that is also not under his control.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    July 25, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    @geg6: At least there’s no physical keyboard!

  19. 19.

    NonyNony

    July 25, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    @Mnemosyne: 2/3 And a real 2/3 – 67 votes.

    This is all nonsense because even if they force it out of the House it’s doa in the Senate. Jordan is trying to distract from the fact that he’s a rape enabler – that’s all this is.

  20. 20.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    I have no idea what happens next, but it will involve a great bit of Republican lying and stupidity, on that you can be sure.

    Been like this since 2000.

  21. 21.

    Aleta

    July 25, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    hiding information from Congress, withholding relevant documents

    This is their standard?

  22. 22.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Either way, this thing is dead in the water. Ain’t no Democrats signing onto that even if Jordan and his bros somehow got every single Republican House member to vote for it.

    The point is to have it as an election slogan. “We can finally lock them all up, we just need your vote to do it!”

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    July 25, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    @NonyNony: It would be nice if we could work a bit of Google magic and have his name come up first in response to the phrase “rape enabler”.

  24. 24.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    @Mary G:

    and why would any of the other members want that on their record, whichever way they vote?

    Are the Primaries all over yet?

  25. 25.

    geg6

    July 25, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Too bad it’s Jim Jordan making that slogan, a slogan that can be easily turned around on him directly.

  26. 26.

    MoxieM

    July 25, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    @trollhattan: No goats? I thought goat yoga was au courant. Unless you’re in DC, maybe that’s where all the goats are

  27. 27.

    debit

    July 25, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    Is it still Infrastructure Week?

  28. 28.

    hitchhiker

    July 25, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    In the end, ironically, it will be Nunes et al who make it clear that Trump was not legitimately elected.

    Their flailing and stupidity and desperation are a persuasive argument that something is terribly wrong … if it weren’t they’d be calmly going about the business of enriching themselves at the public trough while the various investigations turn up nothing.

    Instead, just look at them. They’re like that guy from Georgia, running around backwards with their pants around their ankles shouting “USA!!”

    It’s amazeballs.

  29. 29.

    TS (the original)

    July 25, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Ryan didn’t exactly let this through

    He obviously has such little control he couldn’t stop it either. Can’t imagine this happening under Nancy Pelosi

  30. 30.

    Yarrow

    July 25, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    @Baud: Ha! I bet they’d impeach Mexico if they could.

  31. 31.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    @debit:

    Is it still Infrastructure Week?

    It is always infrastructure week.

  32. 32.

    Mary G

    July 25, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Polls coming out today are terrible for Republicans:

    Wow. Voters now *oppose* confirming Kavanaugh, 41 to 40.He is the first nominee to be outright rejected in the history of pollsters asking people if they want nominees confirmed. https://t.co/cNBAfgt4Fq— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) July 25, 2018

    The country is definitely not in favor of repealing Roe v. Wade.

    Also, too:

    Wow, HUGE majorities of upper Midwest voters in new NBC poll say Trump doesn't deserve reelection — and Trump won, or nearly won, all these states. Numbers like these are a mortal threat: https://t.co/EflYcjAAQP pic.twitter.com/XkGdA1SaDd— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) July 25, 2018

    I feel gleeful and rather than relaxing, want to drive the numbers even higher and get Democrats elected everywhere.

  33. 33.

    Gozer

    July 25, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    Uhhh…not exactly the best move for Jordan to be stepping into the spotlight like this. Like most here I’m a political junkie married to a policy expert and we both forgot about Jim “Gym” Jordan for a minute.

    Upon hearing about this and that Jordan is behind it the first thing Dr. Mrs. brought up is OSU.

    I don’t think this is gonna play out how he thinks.

  34. 34.

    efgoldman

    July 25, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    @MoxieM:

    No goats? I thought goat yoga was au courant.

    Only at Mickey Kaus’ house.

  35. 35.

    dmsilev

    July 25, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    @debit:

    Is it still Infrastructure Week?

    Always.

  36. 36.

    Gozer

    July 25, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    @trollhattan: I first encountered yoga in the Army. Not so strange.

  37. 37.

    Platonailedit

    July 25, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    I will give rethugs this. They are masters of 24×7 shitshow diversions and distractions, which the msm will breathlessly cover and amplify, while the real harm is done in the background.

  38. 38.

    Lee

    July 25, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    Actually I’m kind of ok with this. If the Dems decide to impeach Gorsuch we can point to this.

  39. 39.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 25, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    @debit: Of course it’s infrastructure week.

  40. 40.

    debbie

    July 25, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Dead for sure, but Daddy will be so grateful for this show of loyalty.

  41. 41.

    efgoldman

    July 25, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    @Lee:

    If the Dems decide to impeach Gorsuch we can point to this.

    They won’t get the 2/3 in the senate to convict, either. Even if we get the senate back (a stretch) it will be very closely divided. Pretty much all impeachment talk right now, from any side, is fantasy.

  42. 42.

    WaterGirl

    July 25, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    @TS (the original): Definitely not. But then the Democrats in the House aren’t toddlers. The Republicans, on the other hand…

  43. 43.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    July 25, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    You know, it’s times like this that I really miss The Editors. I wonder whatever happened to that guy…

  44. 44.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 25, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    @efgoldman: Even absent conviction, impeachment is important as a rebuke for illegal conduct. If we game it out as to what the Senate will do ahead of time*, might as well write it out of the Constitution.

    *Impeachment hearings and the case the House can bring to the Senate can change Senators(and the public’s) minds.

  45. 45.

    MoxieM

    July 25, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    @efgoldman: different kind of yoga! not Goat Kama-Sutra related activities

  46. 46.

    Kay

    July 25, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Uh, oh. Looks like there are emails where Trumpist police officers targeted Stormy Daniels for crimes against Dear Leader:

    A whistleblower from the City of Columbus contacted the Advocate with numerous emails between several high-ranking Columbus police detectives and VICE officers.

    And right after that, a bombshell.
    Keckley sends a series of messages from her personal email account to her work account. Inside are pictures of Daniels with President Trump, pictures of Daniels in lingerie, and a map to the club where she would be performing.
    After Daniels’ arrest that Wednesday night, the emails continue into the early morning hours of Thursday, but the contents are disturbing.
    “I got the elements….we arrested Stormy this morning, she is in jail.” “Elements” are the burden police officers must meet in order to make an arrest.
    In another email dated on July 12 at 3:50 a.m., Keckley writes to another police officer bragging about Daniel’s arrest — without mentioning her by name — saying, “You’re Welcome!!!!!….Thank me in person later.”

  47. 47.

    Yarrow

    July 25, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Speaking of Ohio State, something is very wrong there. NYT.

    Eszter Pryor, a former diver who trained with the Ohio State University Diving Club as a teenager, discussed in an interview on Monday an abusive relationship that she had in 2014, when she was 16, with a 28-year-old diving coach at the university, where the diving club trained. She said she felt stuck in the relationship because there was no athlete advocate she could call and no way to report the abuse without repercussions.

    Ms. Pryor, 21, filed a federal class-action lawsuit earlier this month in which she claims that the assistant coach, Will Bohonyi, forced her to have sex with him starting in 2014. She is suing Mr. Bohonyi, U.S.A. Diving and the Ohio State University Diving Club over the sexual abuse she said she endured. A criminal investigation is also continuing.

  48. 48.

    Shana

    July 25, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    @WaterGirl: Calling Dan Savage!

  49. 49.

    Jeffro

    July 25, 2018 at 8:24 pm

    @debit: clearly, it is still Infrastructure Week

  50. 50.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    @Kay:

    The whistleblower says that Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther’s office has the emails in their possession and that Ginther’s team is “furious.”

    “Mayor Ginther’s office is pissed that people are critical of the police over this.”

    The mayor certainly has his priorities straight.

  51. 51.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Only at Mickey Kaus’ house.

    That’s goat yogurt.

  52. 52.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    July 25, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    Here’s another reason I miss The Editors:

    HORROR MOVIE VILLIANS, IN ORDER
    Scariest first:
    Dead Witches
    The Devil
    Killer Dolls
    Regular Witches
    Vampires
    Devil Worshippers Who Died And Are Now All Fucked Up With Big Pins In Their Faces And Will Fuck You Up Directly
    Pod People
    Devil Clowns
    Regular Circus Folk
    Haunted Doorways To Hell
    Killer Wind-Up Monkeys
    Cultists
    Flying Monkeys
    Alien Blobs
    Devil Children
    Killer Aliens (non-blob)
    Sharks
    Dead Grandmothers
    Some Weird Shit You Aren’t Sure What It Was, A Creepy Guy On Stilts Or Some Shit
    Giant Rodents
    Southerners
    Mad Scientists
    Paintings That Are Alive
    Freddy Krueger
    Fish People
    Serial Killers
    Curses
    Cannibal Serial Killers
    Inbred Subhuman Degenerates Who Live In Caves
    Willy Wonka
    Ghosts
    Germans
    Giant Worms That Can Eat You
    Wizards
    The Government
    Undead Serial Killers
    Evil Houses
    Big Bertha From “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”
    Evil Computers
    Evil Automobiles
    Zombies
    Bigfoots
    Vaguely Spooky Pale People With Unclear Backstories
    Dinosaurs
    What The Fuck Was That, Oh It Was Just The Cat From Scene Seven, Now Someone Just Stuck A Steak Knife In My Face
    Regular Cannibals
    Mummies
    Escaped Zoo Animals
    English People
    Yetis
    People Who Don’t Say Anything Wearing Weird Masks
    Psychics/Gypsies
    Killer German Sex Aliens
    People Who Chase You Slowly, Even Though They Aren’t Zombies Or Anything
    Half-Human Half-Flies
    Dingos
    Half-Vampire Half-Ninjas Seven-Eighths-Eurotrash
    Robots Who Go Crazy
    High Concept Shit That Is Way Too Complicated And Makes No Fucking Sense And Isn’t Scary Anyway
    Underground Kingdoms of Circus Folk
    Haunted Spaceships
    Killer Santa Claus
    Killer Snowmen
    Leprechauns
    Killer Easter Bunny
    Exploding Halloween Masks Made Out Of Stonehenge
    Haunted Planets
    Birds
    Genies
    Canadians
    Werewolves
    [UPDATE: No, I didn’t forget anything. And, no, I didn’t put anything in the wrong order. If I told you that x is scarier than y, I told you that because it’s true. It’s not my fault that you can’t handle the truth. Any mistakes you find are due to your lack of understanding, and/or your own supreme incompetence. End of discussion.]

  53. 53.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 8:27 pm

    @Platonailedit:

    They are masters of 24×7 shitshow diversions and distractions, which the msm will breathlessly cover and amplify, while the real harm is done in the background.

    its not planned. They simply have their dicks in so many pies that they keep spilling out over and over again.

  54. 54.

    Shana

    July 25, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    @Mary G: Well I bought my Blue Wave 2018 tshirt last night at our local Democratic Committee meeting. We’re adjacent to Barbara Comstock’s district and, aside from reelecting Tim Kaine, are putting a lot of energy into electing Jennifer Wexton. We’ve had weekend canvassing out of our house for the last two weekends and will do it most weekends between now and Election Day.

  55. 55.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Even absent conviction, impeachment is important as a rebuke for illegal conduct.

    Unfortunately, they’re also firing this at Rosenstein.

  56. 56.

    Mnemosyne

    July 25, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    @Mary G:

    I feel gleeful and rather than relaxing, want to drive the numbers even higher and get Democrats elected everywhere.

    Me too. A blowout is always more fun than a clutch win.

  57. 57.

    HinTN

    July 25, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    And then on to impeach Baud.

    Unelected and unrepentant

  58. 58.

    Gvg

    July 25, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Keep a list. I bet these specific idiots are crooked and due for indictments soon or think they are. Guilty consciences IMO.

    I guess it’s possible their poll numbers are bad and their districts have been so extreme that they think this will help them. It only has to play well in their home district, in which case we need a list of nutcase districts to keep a wary eye on.

  59. 59.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    A federal appeals court decided Wednesday that a California school board’s meetings may not include prayers, proselytizing or the citing of Christian Scripture.

    A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a 2016 injunction against the religious practices, which the court said dated back to at least 2010.

    In its appeal, the Chino Valley Unified School District board argued that it was covered by an exception for traditional prayer at the start of state legislatures, Congress and town hall meetings.

    The 9th Circuit disagreed, noting that the school board meetings include children and teenagers who are more vulnerable than adults to outside influence and who have been obligated to attend to give presentations, perform or receive awards.

    “These prayers typically take place before groups of schoolchildren whose attendance is not truly voluntary and whose relationship to school district officials, including the board, is not one of full parity,” the court said in an unsigned decision.

    Unlike sessions of Congress, state legislatures and town boards, the Chino Valley school board meetings “function as extensions of the educational experience of the district’s public schools,” the 9th Circuit said

    Another good news story today.

  60. 60.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 25, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    @Yarrow: I bet if you dig a little you’ll find this in most every big athletic school.

  61. 61.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    Reporter Kaitlan Collins said press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and communications director Bill Shine told her she was banned from a late-afternoon announcement in the Rose Garden involving Trump and European Union president Jean-Claude Juncker a few hours after she sought to question Trump during a press-pool “spray” in the Oval Office.

    Blocking a credentialed White House reporter from an event open to all members of the media is highly unusual and possibly unprecedented, and it marks another low point in the Trump White House’s highly strained relationship with the news media.

    It wasn’t clear late Tuesday whether Shine and Sanders were acting on their own against Collins or were carrying out a directive from Trump himself. In a statement, the White House said: “At the conclusion of a press event in the Oval Office a reporter shouted questions and refused to leave despite repeatedly being asked to do so. Subsequently, our staff informed her she was not welcome to participate in the next event, but made clear that any other journalist from her network could attend. She said it didn’t matter to her because she hadn’t planned to be there anyway. To be clear, we support a free press and ask that everyone be respectful of the presidency and guests at the White House.

    1984 is here.

    Via Wapo.

  62. 62.

    Kay

    July 25, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    They were good though, the mayor and the city attorney. They shut the whole thing down immediately.

    Part of this is not pretending these people are acting in good faith. That has to stop. It’s indulgent and it only causes them to act more and more childish.

    The grownups need to step up immediately and shut it down. Imagine if people hadn’t have indulged Republicans in Congress and instead just called them liars and stopped inviting them on tv. They wouldn’t be launching fake impeachment efforts.

    They needed a firm hand, a reproach, correction, and they got mush and cowards.

  63. 63.

    John Revolta

    July 25, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    OF that you can be sure.

    Damn jackals are falling down on the job here.

  64. 64.

    TenguPhule

    July 25, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    Even as hundreds of parents and children have been rejoined in recent days and, in most cases, released (with parents wearing electronic-monitoring ankle bracelets), it has emerged that the stitching together of what the administration sundered may go on for weeks or months more. In court papers filed Monday, the government acknowledged that it may have deported more than 460 of the parents in question — although, in­cred­ibly, officials are not entirely sure. How and when those families might be reunited is anyone’s guess.

    U.S. District Court Judge Dana M. Sabraw, the Republican appointee who ordered that children be reunited with their parents, was characteristically understated when he called revelations of the government’s incompetence “unpleasant” and “deeply troubling.” He added: “But it’s the reality of the case, and the reality of a policy that was put in place that resulted in large numbers of families being separated without forethought as to reunification and keeping track of people.”

    In the chaos and confusion, parents in detention under the custody of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) have been presented with terrible and in some cases misleading choices. According to their advocates and lawyers, a number have been led to believe that waiving their asylum claims is the key to being swiftly reunited with their children. Doing so means near-certain deportation for parent and child — even if they could make a strong case for asylum.

    Via Wapo.

    /off to get a drink

  65. 65.

    Chip Daniels

    July 25, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    Where is that from?

  66. 66.

    Mary G

    July 25, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    @Kay: I’m assuming that the mayor is a Republican. From your link:

    The whistleblower says that Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther’s office has the emails in their possession and that Ginther’s team is “furious.”

    “Mayor Ginther’s office is pissed that people are critical of the police over this.”

    Not mad that the police framed her, mad that people think that’s a bad thing.

  67. 67.

    debbie

    July 25, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    @Yarrow:

    They also just threw out a football coach for violating a restraining order filed by his wife.

  68. 68.

    debbie

    July 25, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    @Mary G:

    A Dem.

  69. 69.

    Brachiator

    July 25, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Conservative members led by Reps. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), along with 9 cosponsors, introduced articles of impeachment against Rosenstein shortly after a meeting with Justice Department officials concerning document production.

    WTF? I can’t even take a minute to catch a train without some creaky BS happening. Oh, well.

    Just as there are citizen dopes who will support Trump no matter what, there are GOP Congress dopes who will fall all over themselves to protect Trump, even if the Russians were at the door escorting Congress to camps.

    This shit will go nowhere, but I guess it says something that the GOP leadership could not shut this shit down, or chose to do nothing.

  70. 70.

    Mary G

    July 25, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    @TenguPhule: If you can stand to listen to it, CNN put up audio from two deportment hearings for women who had been separated from their children. It’s 4 minutes and I couldn’t stand to listen to it all. The judge or arbitrator or whatever he is waits for them to tearfully beg to stay and then just rattles off boilerplate “you haven’t made your case and will be deported” in a fast brusque voice that’s just beyond my words for bad.

  71. 71.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 25, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    @Mary G: Ginther is a Democrat.

  72. 72.

    Jay C

    July 25, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    Well, from reading most of the early/instant analysis of the Free Dumb Caucus’s Rosenstein “impeachment resolution”, the less it looks like a serious attack on the DAG’s tenure, and more like (shocking surprise!) ludicrous PR grandstanding for the MAGA rubes at home.
    Mainly because Congress is adjourning after tomorrow, so nothing can be be done (even if they wanted to) for another month.
    Last I heard (Monday?) , Jordan and Meadows had decided to forgo the “impeachment” route by taking their gripe with Rosenstein to the DoJ’s Inspector General: I wonder if that worthy shot them down, so they figured they had little to lose by going ahead with Plan A: making a big stink about it to get headlines, then milking the faux-outrage for votes back in Trumpland……

  73. 73.

    chris

    July 25, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    @Kay: What happened to Stormy isn’t funny but I have to laugh at the cops.

    “Guys, guys I got a great idea! Let’s piss off Michael Avenatti!”

  74. 74.

    debbie

    July 25, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I haven’t heard that he’s anything, let alone furious. In fact, the police chief, previously very solidly behind her officers, very quickly stopped the arrest and dropped all charges.

  75. 75.

    Platonailedit

    July 25, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Impeachment has not been carried out against an executive branch employee in 122 years, and the constitution defines it as punishment for “treason, bribery or other high crimes and misdemeanors."

    R’s are mad because he didn’t produce the documents they wanted quickly enough.

    https://t.co/lUdMLZQWqJ— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) July 25, 2018

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    Omnes Omnibus

    July 25, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    @debbie: I didn’t say he was furious. All I said that he is a Democrat.

  77. 77.

    Platonailedit

    July 25, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    Yet another flailing finger wagging fail from wh press corpse.

    WHCA statement: "We strongly condemn the W.H.'s misguided and inappropriate decision today to bar one of our members from an open press event after she asked questions they did not like. This type of retaliation is wholly inappropriate, wrong-headed, and weak. It cannot stand."

    — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 25, 2018

  78. 78.

    Platonailedit

    July 25, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    Read worthy truthiness twitter thread

    https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/1022131837257363456

  79. 79.

    J R in WV

    July 25, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I can’t remember, does an impeachment require a 2/3rds majority or a 3/4ths?

    Impeachment in the House is a simple majority. Conviction in the Senate is a 2/3rds super majority.

  80. 80.

    WaterGirl

    July 25, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    @Shana: Exactly what I was thinking!

  81. 81.

    debbie

    July 25, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Sorry, that was meant for Mary G.

  82. 82.

    Calouste

    July 25, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    @Platonailedit: People can be impeached for bribery? Interesting….

  83. 83.

    J R in WV

    July 25, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    @Gozer:

    Uhhh…not exactly the best move for Jordan to be stepping into the spotlight like this. Like most here I’m a political junkie married to a policy expert and we both forgot about Jim “Gym” Jordan for a minute.

    Upon hearing about this and that Jordan is behind it the first thing Dr. Mrs. brought up is OSU.

    I don’t think this is gonna play out how he thinks.

    The last news I saw out of the OSU wrestling perversion story was that 100 young men have claimed they were abused by the late (suicide) team doctor. While Gym Jordan was assistant coach.

    So I suspect you are absolutely correct, and that “Gym” will not be re-elected to his slot at the trough in DC. Hoping that he’s instead being interviewed repeatedly by lawyers in civil suits against him and OSU.

    What is it with the Big 10 and sexual harassment and abuse by men in positions of power??

  84. 84.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 25, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    @J R in WV:

    What is it with the Big 10 and sexual harassment and abuse by men in positions of power??

    I doubt it is limited to the Big10. Hence, again, my advocacy for D-III athletics.

  85. 85.

    The Moar You Know

    July 25, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    WHCA statement: “We strongly condemn the W.H.’s misguided and inappropriate decision today to bar one of our members from an open press event after she asked questions they did not like. This type of retaliation is wholly inappropriate, wrong-headed, and weak. It cannot stand.”

    @Platonailedit: seriously, fuckem. They deserve all this and more. Want to object? For real? STOP FUCKING SHOWING UP. Cut off that orange fucker’s oxygen. They’re driving the bus and just too craven to stand up and make that asshole and his administration stop all their bullshit. And they could. Easily. A week of no news coverage and Trump really will be shooting people on 5th Avenue. Two and he’d quit. It’s his drug.

  86. 86.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 25, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    @debbie: Cool. I was confused.

  87. 87.

    debbie

    July 25, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    @J R in WV:

    They’re too busy chasing big bucks to care about the daily lives of the peons.

  88. 88.

    Steve in the ATL

    July 25, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    @Baud: you are en fuego tonight!

    In related news, I drank a bottle of Malbec tonight called “en fuego”. It was muy bueno.

  89. 89.

    J R in WV

    July 25, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    “I doubt it is limited to the Big10. Hence, again, my advocacy for D-III athletics.”

    Of course it isn’t limited to Big-10 — look at Baylor and its president, the well known and highly-regarded (not) Ken Starr, fired because of the rape culture (how bad is that, we have a special term for people organized to do rape?) of the football team. At a Baptist College!!!

    I understand that Kentucky basketball recruits were provided with girls for sex when they visited the school on recruiting visits. Or maybe that was Louisville? Or both? There’s some rape culture there too.

    I dunno what to do. D-III sports is probably a lot cleaner than Big 10, Big 12, SEC, etc, etc. People using their little grasp of power to sexually assault the students on their teams — how revolting is that! I think “Gym” Jordan watched, too. To get back on topic!

  90. 90.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 25, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    @J R in WV: I am not sure how to respond to that. When you calm down, you may want to research how Div-III athletics work,

  91. 91.

    Mnemosyne

    July 25, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    @chris:

    What happened to Stormy isn’t funny but I have to laugh at the cops.

    “Guys, guys I got a great idea! Let’s piss off Michael Avenatti!”

    As I said at the time, I bet there are a lot of prosecutors who wake up screaming from nightmares that begin with their secretaries saying, “Michael Avenatti is on line 1 for you.”

    Judging by the press release the police chief put out that same day, she was NOT amused by their little conspiracy.

  92. 92.

    Matt McIrvin

    July 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    Exploding Halloween Masks Made Out Of Stonehenge

    This is, of course, the entry that made the entire list special.

  93. 93.

    Matt McIrvin

    July 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    @TenguPhule: Yeah, but impeachment-as-rebuke has no power if it’s completely and obviously absurd. In this case, the only people who will take it seriously are deep in the tank for Trump anyway.

  94. 94.

    cwmoss

    July 26, 2018 at 1:25 am

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): WTF is or was The Editors?!?!? I gotta find that shit!

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