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Out of My Room, Nazi

by John Cole|  August 15, 20182:59 pm| 50 Comments

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Via Vox, this is just delicious:

Unite the Right 2 organizer, Nazi failure Jason Kessler gets yelled at by his dad for being a Nazi while livestreaming w Nazi loser Patrick Little, who admits he may have to sell the boat he's broadcasting from at a loss because he needs money. pic.twitter.com/skmlmtdSAE

— FlyingOverTr0ut (@FlyingOverTr0ut) August 14, 2018

Speaking of Nazis, Trump continues to be a power mad sociopath (fyi- I think Brennan is a fucking putz):

“Erratic conduct and behavior” are reasons @realDonaldTrump is revoking ex @CIA director @JohnBrennan’s security clearance. Adds Brennan has conducted “frenzied commentary.”

— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) August 15, 2018

This fucking guy.

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  1. 1.

    chopper

    August 15, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    HA HA HA, oh that’s priceless.

  2. 2.

    Betty Cracker

    August 15, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    “Daaad! You’re embarrassing me in front of the Herrenvolk!”

  3. 3.

    kindness

    August 15, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Things would be different if more WWII vets were still alive. My father and uncle fought in it and even as good (NY) Republicans they would have gotten physical with anyone espousing Nazi sympathies. But because that generation has mostly died off, these schmucks are popping up like mushrooms after a rain.

  4. 4.

    mattH

    August 15, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Man, this day just keeps getting better ?

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    I literally laughed out loud reading that tweet, and my supervisor asked what was wrong..

    LOL

  6. 6.

    gratuitous

    August 15, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    The Jason Kessler clip is hilarious. What isn’t hilarious is the frenzied media coverage of this loser’s every move. Before the media give this knucklehead one more column inch or second of air time, they should demand that he clean his room and mow the lawn.

  7. 7.

    The Midnight Lurker

    August 15, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Pathetic, yes. But dangerous still. Don’t underestimate these racist fascist fuckers.

  8. 8.

    jc

    August 15, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    Brennan may be a putz, but he was pretty scathing talking about Trump last night on Lawrence O’donnell’s show.

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    Today in jaw-dropping statements from Trump Admin: @USCIS Director Francis Cissna asserts the agency isn’t meant to serve immigrants. Keep in mind that C stands for Citizenship (as in, immigrants becoming citizens) & I stands for Immigration, as in, immigrants. ?‍♀️

    — Katie Aragon (@Kfaragon) August 15, 2018

  10. 10.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    Evil azz Demons ? ?

    Despite the promises Trump & Sessions’ DOJ is making in court, the government is making it more difficult for parents to reunite with their children. The Office of Refugee Resettlement is removing its contact data from the web & hanging up on callers seeking help. https://t.co/Oh7MnKtiFx

    — Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) August 15, 2018

  11. 11.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    @rikyrah:

    USCIS Director Francis Cissna asserts the agency isn’t meant to serve immigrants

    Unless they mean it as in “To Serve Man”

  12. 12.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Despite the promises Trump & Sessions’ DOJ is making in court, the government is making it more difficult for parents to reunite with their children.

    Called it.

    “How many divisions does the court command?”

  13. 13.

    oatler.

    August 15, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    Shoots down the old cliche that they all live in Mom’s basement…

  14. 14.

    Mike in NC

    August 15, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    I hope that Brennan and all the other retired IT people continue to chafe Fat Bastard’s thin spray-tanned skin.

  15. 15.

    jeffreyw

    August 15, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    “Oh, bother,” said Pooh. “Now I shall have to reload.”

  16. 16.

    jeffreyw

    August 15, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    “Oh, bother,” said Pooh. “Now I shall have to reload.”

  17. 17.

    germy

    August 15, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    We laugh at him, but he’s a determined little motherfucker.

    This was a rebuilding year. Showing the world that pro-white activism is not inherently violent and that we will not abdicate our first amendment rights even in the face of intimidation, threats and harassment.

    We only grow stronger from here. https://t.co/jrVf3mJzw6— Jason Kessler (@TheMadDimension) August 13, 2018

  18. 18.

    Elizabelle

    August 15, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    @jeffreyw: Is Pooh locked and loaded now? And watch out for Tigger.

  19. 19.

    jeffreyw

    August 15, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    Trying to gauge nym permanence in the preceding comments, one in FF, the other in Chrome. Win10

  20. 20.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Today in jaw-dropping statements from Trump Admin: @USCIS Director Francis Cissna asserts the agency isn’t meant to serve immigrants.

    This administration is an evil farce.

  21. 21.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    August 15, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    @jeffreyw:
    Wut? LOL

  22. 22.

    Anonymous At Work

    August 15, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    And of course Trump’s made sure to detail and document the findings that Brennan’s behavior is erratic and a threat to national security, right? So it can stand up in court as not “arbitrary and capricious”?

  23. 23.

    jeffreyw

    August 15, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    @Elizabelle: I am imaging him saying this just before breaking a nice side by side double shotgun to eject smoking empties.

  24. 24.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 15, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Revoking the security clearance of a guy who doesn’t use it anymore is sure going to shut Brennan up. It’s classic Trump, simultaneously a dick move and pointlessly moronic.

  25. 25.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Jason Kessler: I is nazi failure!

    Yes, you are.

  26. 26.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    August 15, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    @germy:

    This was a rebuilding year. Showing the world that pro-white activism is not inherently violent and that we will not abdicate our first amendment rights even in the face of intimidation, threats and harassment.

    We only grow stronger from here.

    Buddy, you expected 400 and barely got 20 to show up. And bullshit on your “nonviolence” ethos. You wanted to be able to carry your “flag poles” so your goons could use them as impromptu clubs on your opponents. That’s what happened last year and “pro-white activism” is what led to several getting injured and a woman killed.

  27. 27.

    TriassicSands

    August 15, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    @kindness:

    This makes me think that in the US no lesson is permanently learned. Let a litlte time pass and a new reality is constructed denying the wisdom of lessons that should have been learned forever.

  28. 28.

    Ian G.

    August 15, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    I feel for the (normal) families of people like Kessler and Stephen Miller. It must be really tough on parents when their children turn out to be such worthless pond scum. I have a 7-month old daughter that I’m trying very hard to raise right, and the though of her turning out like Tomi Lahren…..it would leave me considering seppuku.

  29. 29.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    August 15, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Would love to see the E.H. Shepard picture that goes with that.

  30. 30.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    August 15, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    According to Jason Kessler:
    Documenting the evils of the Nazi regime= “anti-German propaganda”

    JFC

  31. 31.

    JPL

    August 15, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Some who are retired from government use that clearance for non governmental jobs.

    just sayin

  32. 32.

    The Midnight Lurker

    August 15, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    SIEG FAIL!

  33. 33.

    SenyorDave

    August 15, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    @Brachiator: Today in jaw-dropping statements from Trump Admin: @USCIS Director Francis Cissna asserts the agency isn’t meant to serve immigrants.

    What he really meant to say was the agency isn’t meant to serve non-white immigrants.

  34. 34.

    worn

    August 15, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    @TriassicSands: Those who know history are doomed to repeat it, someone said once somewhere.

  35. 35.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    @jc:

    Brennan would lay hands on Dolt45…I’m sure of it.

  36. 36.

    Ian G.

    August 15, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??:

    Someone send Kessler video of the “hanfparade” in Berlin last weekend: a giant annual marijuana legalization parade full of all sorts of colorful characters having a good time. THAT’s modern Germany: the new becon of liberal democracy in the Shitgibbon age.

    I’m sure Hanfparade makes Nazi shits like Kessler want to cry.

  37. 37.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 15, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    @jc: Trump probably thinks revoking Brennan’s security clearance means he can’t talk on TV any more.

  38. 38.

    Karen S.

    August 15, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    What a couple of jerks. People like these assholes make me laugh and make me so angry in equal measure. Sitting here, looking at this as a black woman, and all I can think is, “Everything in this country is set up for you white guys to succeed! What are you so pissed off about?”

  39. 39.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 15, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    @rikyrah: He was an aide of Senator Grassley. The most anti-immigrant senator after Sessions. Color me not surprised.

  40. 40.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    @TriassicSands:

    This makes me think that in the US no lesson is permanently learned.

    This is true. We seem determined to repeat the same mistakes forever.

  41. 41.

    smintheus

    August 15, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Calls to mind this quote from Pasolini’s neo-realist film Accattone (‘Scumbag’), about a low-life pimp in Rome who falls on hard times when his sole prostitute gets jailed, though he keeps doubling down and hopes to maintain his vicious life even while starving:

    “Accatto’, senti quello che te dice il profeta: oggi te vendi l’anello, domani la catenina, fra sette giorni pure l’orologio e fra settantasette giorni nun c’avrai nemmeno l’occhi pe piagne!”

    ‘Accattone, listen to what I’m telling you as the prophet: Today you’re selling your ring, tomorrow it’ll be your gold chain, within 7 days it’s going to be your watch too, and 77 days from now you won’t even have eyes to cry with.’

  42. 42.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    @Karen S.:

    I know — why can’t they just sit on their piles of money and leave the rest of us alone?

  43. 43.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    @Karen S.:

    Oops, I was talking about Trump.

  44. 44.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 15, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??: I dare say the real reason he only got 20 was because the cops were determined to make sure it was a peaceful demonstration and the 380 REAL Americans (as in white, male, idiot) wanted their stone age tribal cosplay.

  45. 45.

    trollhattan

    August 15, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Oops, I was talking about Trump.

    I can dig it.

  46. 46.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    @SenyorDave:

    @rikyrah: He was an aide of Senator Grassley. The most anti-immigrant senator after Sessions. Color me not surprised.

    Cissna is definitely a foul piece of work.

    Francis Cissna, the current director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), is scheduled to appear at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., on August 15 to speak at an event sponsored by the anti-immigrant hate group Center for Immigration Studies (CIS)….

    Cissna is the third Trump administration official to take part in CIS’s “Immigration Newsmaker” events this year, following appearances by the Executive Office for Immigration Review’s director James McHenry, and former Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Thomas Homan….

    Both CIS and FAIR were founded by white nationalist John Tanton, a population control and eugenics advocate who created the network of anti-immigrant groups we see in the Beltway and beyond today. Tanton’s worldview and reason for creating this network can be summed up by a line he wrote to a friend in 1993. “I’ve come to the point of view that for European-American society and culture to persist requires a European-American majority, and a clear one at that.”

    It’s really an odd coincidence that all these bigots just happened to wash up on Trump’s door step. And yet, we still have fools who keep bleating that we can’t know whether Trump is a racist unless we hear him saying the N-word.

  47. 47.

    Mike in NC

    August 15, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    @Brachiator: Many of these radical right-wing groups choose Orwellian names for themselves. Center for Immigration Studies wants immigration for rich white people only. Americans for Prosperity wants prosperity for rich white people only. At least they’re consistent.

  48. 48.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)

    August 15, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    @Karen S.: Look, if this is the best they can manage with the cards stacked in their favor, where would they be if they were on a level playing field?

    Losers like this are terrified of losing even worse than they are now, and they’re married to the conviction that giving Those People (for whatever value applies at the moment) half a chance is why they aren’t all kajillionaires now.

  49. 49.

    J R in WV

    August 15, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    @kindness:

    Things would be different if more WWII vets were still alive. My father and uncle fought in it and even as good (NY) Republicans they would have gotten physical with anyone espousing Nazi sympathies. But because that generation has mostly died off, these schmucks are popping up like mushrooms after a rain.

    When they pop up and are named, they lose their jobs for being evil racist nazis. So this is a self-correcting problem, as long as they keep getting fired, discharged in the case of a Marine, etc. They will learn to stay under the ground if they want to be able to afford a beer, after work.

  50. 50.

    Steve in the ATL

    August 15, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    @Elizabelle: I’m more concerned about that depressed Eeyore going all “Full Metal Jacket”

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