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Sportsball Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 16, 20181:22 pm| 30 Comments

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I’m supposed to be on a beach.

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  1. 1.

    schrodingers_cat

    September 16, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Is there that much water in your back yard?

  2. 2.

    Dog Mom

    September 16, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Yeah and I am supposed to have a job …

  3. 3.

    Smedley Darlington Mingobat (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    September 16, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    Well, on the bright side, we had a lovely evening last night. We shut down the Chinese restaurant we had dinner at, and then went to look at F. Scott Fitzgerald’s grave in Rockville, Maryland. The only weird thing is that I’ve met Elizabelle three times now, and until last night, I though she was somebody else.

  4. 4.

    Spanky

    September 16, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    @Dog Mom:

    Yeah and I am supposed to have a job …

    Checkmate.

  5. 5.

    Jerzy Russian

    September 16, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    So far, both of the (football) teams I am rooting against have a 14-0 lead. Killing a bit of time before I switch over to baseball.

  6. 6.

    Yutsano

    September 16, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    Seahacks vs Da Bears on Monday. At least my pain is prolongued.

  7. 7.

    Spanky

    September 16, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Mingobat (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): I was running a star party at a local park, and the way it was clearing it was starting to look like we might actually have something for folks to look at, but the clouds never really let up.

    Otherwise, I would have given Rockville a shot, despite the hour each way. Hope the turnout was large and interesting! Or at least interesting.

  8. 8.

    raven

    September 16, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Well they are still fishing on the Avalon Pier but you’re not missing much today.

  9. 9.

    Corner Stone

    September 16, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    DeAndre Hopkins wasn’t just covered in the end zone. He was rolled in a rug, dipped in blow in insulation and then tucked into a sleeping bag.

  10. 10.

    MomSense

    September 16, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    I live near some of the most gorgeous beaches anywhere in the world and I haven’t been once this summer. Pathetic.

    One of the things I miss most about teaching was having summers off. I used to have a houseful of kids because my friends who worked summers, especially seasonal workers, would drop their kids off early every weekday morning. Unless it was raining, I took a minivan full of kids to the beach every afternoon.

    The kids miss it too because whenever they get together they always say how much they wish they could have summers like that now.

  11. 11.

    raven

    September 16, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    TCU ran this play last night but it got called back because it wasn’t quite a lateral. Illinois ran it against Purdue and Lonnie Perrin through it to my old buddy (rip) George Uremovich.

  12. 12.

    debbie

    September 16, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Mingobat (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    No photos???

  13. 13.

    HeleninEire

    September 16, 2018 at 2:09 pm

    Sportsball; Ireland division. Today was the All Ireland Ladies Football final. Dublin beat Cork. 20-15. Also, too, the girls broke a record for spectators at Croke Park, 50,141 compared to the pitiful boys all Ireland final spectators number of 46,286.

    UP THE DUBS!!!!!!!

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    September 16, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    It’s an exciting early season for my Liverpool FC. Even people who don’t actually play for/work for/support the Beatles’ hometown club think they’re showing title-winning form.

  15. 15.

    Ruckus

    September 16, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    You could still be at a beach.
    Might have involved an airplane ride to get to one you could sit on….

  16. 16.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 16, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    Well, I actually am on a beach.

  17. 17.

    Aleta

    September 16, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Windy rainfall map for the storm at the moment:
    https://www.windy.com/-Rain-thunder-rain?rain,33.569,-71.521,6

    I don’t know what the units (inches) mean on the scale. The red zone is 1.2 ” but is that per day? hour?

    If you track the storm over the next days, you see it turn just at the NH-Maine border and go offshore. The colder Gulf o’ Maine water turns it. So no rain for Maine, unlike the model a few days ago that went right through the whole state.

    At the higher resolution, the storm is shown tracking further to the west.

    Numbers from CNN this a.m.:

    30.58 inches rainfall so far of in Swansboro NC

    Recorded wind gusts:
    112 mph at NC New River Inlet
    105 mph at Wilmington International Airport and Fort Macon

    Winds of 39 mph or greater recorded up to 150 miles from storm center

    More than 20,000 shelter evacuees at 157 emergency shelters in North Carolina on Saturday.

    Over 796,400 customers without power in the Carolinas.
    760,200 in North Carolina; 36,200 in South Carolina.
    (Number of people who lost electricity is far greater than customer number.)

  18. 18.

    The Midnight Lurker

    September 16, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    You posted a picture of your backyard! Sir, you ARE at the beach!

  19. 19.

    Aleta

    September 16, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    @MomSense: Great inborn talent of kids is how they make (or inspire) one to go have fun. And even if the best I can do is to just drag my mood around, they still have fun.

  20. 20.

    Aleta

    September 16, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    @HeleninEire: Sounds like a great game.

  21. 21.

    Aleta

    September 16, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    @MomSense: One of the things I miss most about teaching was having summers off.

    I use this fact when mentioning possible careers to teens.

  22. 22.

    Walker

    September 16, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    Did you file a claim with insurance?

  23. 23.

    Jim

    September 16, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    I used to have a T-shirt that said “Life’s a Beach.” So you’re always on a beach, John.

  24. 24.

    kindness

    September 16, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    The Steelers are getting spanked by the Chiefs. You wish you were on that beach.

  25. 25.

    SWMBO

    September 16, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Beach ball?

  26. 26.

    debit

    September 16, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    @kindness: The Vikings are getting spanked by the Packers. I wish I was drunk.

  27. 27.

    debit

    September 16, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    @debit: And now OT. My heart.

  28. 28.

    Martin

    September 16, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    I’m old enough to remember when Steelers were predicted to be SB bound. Losing to the Chiefs and tying the Browns is a hell of start to that goal.

  29. 29.

    John Cole

    September 16, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    @Martin: They’re really bad right now.

  30. 30.

    NCSoder

    September 16, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    We’re getting the Florence bands right now in Piedmont NC. Wait just a bit, the beach is coming your way!

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