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Banana Republicans

by John Cole|  September 24, 20186:08 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: The Republican Crime Syndicate

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We’ve talked about the term before, but if you need proof that the GOP has shredded the country’s institutions and the people’s trust in government, look no farther than the Rosenstein debacle today.

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  1. 1.

    misterpuff

    September 24, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    FREEDONIA!

  2. 2.

    Mike E

    September 24, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    Banana leaf ‘press’ fersure, tho

  3. 3.

    Mandalay

    September 24, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Kavanaugh in his “interview” on FoxNews:

    I am not questioning and have not questioned that perhaps Dr. Ford at some point in her life was sexually assaulted by someone at some place, but what I know is I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone.”

    You know his minders told him to throw in that “perhaps” to make the sentence completely meaningless.

  4. 4.

    debbie

    September 24, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    @Mandalay:

    I heard part of the interview. He mimicked crocodile tears. Pig.

  5. 5.

    A Ghost To Most

    September 24, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Go long on hemp.

  6. 6.

    The Dangerman

    September 24, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    @A Ghost To Most:

    Go long on hemp.

    Things go better with…

  7. 7.

    RedDirtGirl

    September 24, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Burn the motherfuckers DOWN!

  8. 8.

    debit

    September 24, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    @misterpuff: Only Rufus T. Firefly can save us now.

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    September 24, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    As someone here is famous for saying:

    Wipe them out. ALL of them.

  10. 10.

    Mandalay

    September 24, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    @debbie:

    Pig

    Right. They must have got him to say that exact sentence in front of a camera twenty times during the rehearsal. Kavanaugh is very deliberately raising the possibility that Dr. Ford was never assaulted by anyone, ever, but brags that he’s far too much of a gentleman to challenge her wacko allegation.

    There will be a lot more of that iron fist in a velvet glove treatment when they try to skewer her on Thursday.

  11. 11.

    debbie

    September 24, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    @Mandalay:

    There is not much that is lower than minimizing another person’s trauma. Should they be stupid enough to try that, my hope is that Kamal will step with some sharp, humiliating questions.

  12. 12.

    CliosFanBoy

    September 24, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    @RedDirtGirl: WE DON’T NEED NO WATER, LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN…

  13. 13.

    sukabi

    September 24, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    @debbie: Avenatti posed some pointed questions in his letters to the Jud committee, sounds like they’re based on someone’s very personal knowledge of Kavanaugh and Judge and their group.

    Also, he’s saying his client, the one that was assaulted will be doing an interview in the next 48 hrs.

  14. 14.

    TenguPhule

    September 24, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Wipe them out. ALL of them.

    At this point, I’m moving towards “Trials now optional”

  15. 15.

    TenguPhule

    September 24, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    @A Ghost To Most:

    Go long on hemp.

    guillotines are faster.

  16. 16.

    JPL

    September 24, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    The intent was to change the subject and it did. There’s a reason Rosenstein and Trump will meet Thursday. If Dr. Ford performs well, Rosenstein is gone.

  17. 17.

    TenguPhule

    September 24, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    but if you need proof that the GOP has shredded the country’s institutions and the people’s trust in government, look no farther than the Rosenstein debacle today.

    Just wait till bribery is mandatory if you want any government services for your area.

  18. 18.

    feebog

    September 24, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    I question the ethics of even doing this interview before his testimony on Thursday.

  19. 19.

    J R in WV

    September 24, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    @feebog:

    Come on, you know this guy has no ethics, never had, never will have. Get Real~!~

  20. 20.

    J R in WV

    September 24, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    @feebog:

    And neither does Faux News have any ethics whatsoever. Never had, never will have!

    No offense!!! But still, no ethics, a morality free zone of Russo-Republicans.

  21. 21.

    TS (the original)

    September 24, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    @feebog: The GOP has no ethics, nor anyone who would take an appointment from them. Example No 1 – current WH appointees. Example No2 – current administration appointees. Kavanuagh comes in 3rd.

  22. 22.

    TS (the original)

    September 24, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Kavanaugh isn’t just denying the assault allegation(s), he’s denying the perception that he (and Judge) were booze hounds. says his high school was spent on academics, sports, church and working on being a good friend. No sex and only occasional drinking

    @samstein

    Using the trump defense – deny deny deny

  23. 23.

    low-tech cyclist

    September 24, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    @debit: We’ve already got the ultimate “If you think this country’s bad off now, just wait ’til I get through with it” President.

  24. 24.

    James E Powell

    September 24, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    Never forget or forgive the role the NYT played in putting on this show.

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