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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Saturday Morning Open Thread: They Are What They’ve Always Been

Saturday Morning Open Thread: They Are What They’ve Always Been

by Anne Laurie|  October 27, 20186:19 am| 139 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Election 2018, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Fucked-up-edness

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(Lalo Alcaraz via GoComics.com)
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When I was 14, an ACT-UP activist interrupted the Easter service our family attended. I never worried he would assassinate my father or mother and understood why he was shouting in church. This week, someone sent a bomb (no “”) to my parents’ home. There’s no equivalency. https://t.co/QE4qHq2NiM

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) October 27, 2018

#priorities pic.twitter.com/QRHJYxLlfM

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 26, 2018

the only way to stop a bad guy with trump stickers is a ton of good guys with "i voted" stickers

— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) October 26, 2018

New NPR/PBS/Marist poll has Ds up 10 on generic ballot. This was the poll, a few weeks ago, that sparked the “Kavanaugh backlash/enthusiasm gap” panic among Ds. A few weeks is a long time. https://t.co/1lGE12WR1H

— Dave Were-ghoul (@daveweigel) October 26, 2018

Former President Obama speaks in Milwaukee: "I'm hoping you think it's wrong to hear people spend years, months, vilifying people, questioning their patriotism, calling them enemies of the people. And then suddenly you're concerned about civility. Please." https://t.co/sFZPTIcoeF pic.twitter.com/qlfXaf7ASb

— CNN (@CNN) October 27, 2018

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  1. 1.

    satby

    October 27, 2018 at 6:29 am

    Good morning Vietnam Balloon Juice!

    Was offline all yesterday and just peeking in before leaving for market today. Glad they caught the bomber, and doubly glad it turned out to be a Maga cult member, just so the right wing nut next to me keeps his yap shut about it today.

  2. 2.

    NotMax

    October 27, 2018 at 6:37 am

    Likely linked this sometime in the past but what the hey. A finger snappin’ tune for the early birds to sip coffee by.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    October 27, 2018 at 6:48 am

    Good Morning, Everyone ???

  4. 4.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 27, 2018 at 6:48 am

    Sinead O’Çonnor has become a muslim and is now to be known as Shuhada.

    To each their own I suppose.

  5. 5.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 6:49 am

    Blech.

  6. 6.

    TS (the original)

    October 27, 2018 at 6:51 am

    So the “bombs” are upsetting his polls – while the bombs are life threatening to democratic politicians and their supporters.

    I need a brain clean after reading or listening to this horror of a person.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    October 27, 2018 at 6:59 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  8. 8.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    October 27, 2018 at 7:02 am

    Bomber was obviously suffering from EconomicAnxiety

  9. 9.

    Lapassionara

    October 27, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Good morning all. Today I start the long trek across the southeast to St Louis. If all goes well, it will only take two days of driving. But, from my experience getting here, we are very much in need of infrastructure week, or better yet, infrastructure year.

    I haven’t heard about Leto in several days. Any updates?

  10. 10.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 7:05 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    blech

  11. 11.

    A Ghost To Most

    October 27, 2018 at 7:07 am

    Shit Hitler becomes more like Authentic Hitler every day.

    And so do the Good Germans.

  12. 12.

    Aleta

    October 27, 2018 at 7:08 am

    @NotMax: fantastic, thanks. Those horns are so sharp they could perforate.

  13. 13.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 7:09 am

    The MAGAts at his rally last night were, at one point, chanting “CNN SUCKS”. Which was a bit of Trumpism that was featured on the MAGAvan. The deplorables have no sense of shame, decency, humanity or, well just about anything that makes modern civilization possible.

  14. 14.

    HeleninEire

    October 27, 2018 at 7:13 am

    This time next week I will be high above the north Atlantic on my way to NY. Can’t wait. It’s been a year and a half since I’ve seen everyone.

  15. 15.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    October 27, 2018 at 7:39 am

    Even the liberal Joe Scarborough

    “Is it any wonder that Trump Republicans are so desperate to change the subject from health care? After all, how do you face voters knowing that your primary political goal in Washington has been to wipe out health-care guarantees so multinational corporations and Mar-a-Lago billionaires can fatten their bank accounts and pour even more money into their children’s trust funds?”

  16. 16.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 7:39 am

    Melania Trump claims she receives a small, suspicious package most nights

    ‘It’s very frightening. Not because of the size, more because of the colour and shape of it. It’s like an angry little mushroom cloud,’ she told the press.

    People are being asked to send Melania thoughts and prayers as she goes through this difficult time.

  17. 17.

    Ken Shabby

    October 27, 2018 at 7:51 am

    @Schlemazel:

    Just woke up and this is high lair russ-

    Things are different today
    I hear poor Melania say
    Counting money from his family’s just a bore
    So, she buys a few Big Macs
    And, she says go hide your tax
    And goes running for the shelter
    Of her mother’s little helper

    zzzzZzzt

  18. 18.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 7:54 am

    @Ken Shabby:
    Comments like this are why we need upvotes!
    How about a system like deadspin/splinter/theroot where you can ‘star’ comments?

    Thanks for the laugh

  19. 19.

    Ken Shabby

    October 27, 2018 at 7:57 am

    @Schlemazel:

    The deplorables have no sense of shame, decency, humanity or, well just about anything that makes modern civilization possible.

    Take the mic, stand him on a rock, light some torches and bonfires and they’re almost at cave’s entrance.

    “She turned me into a newt!”

  20. 20.

    Ken Shabby

    October 27, 2018 at 8:00 am

    @Schlemazel:

    Oi ! and, Oy!

    Know we all keep saying, there’s no bottom to all this but, at some point, these wretched bastards have to bounce. Until then, I’m going to do my best to keep dumping shit on their heads until they fuck off back to their wallows.

  21. 21.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 8:00 am

    @HeleninEire: (Huh, no blockquote etc tabs) “This time next week I will be high above the north Atlantic on my way to NY.”

    There’s no smoking on planes, so make brownies ahead of time.

  22. 22.

    rikyrah

    October 27, 2018 at 8:01 am

    @Schlemazel:
    Which is why they should be completely rejected by our side.

  23. 23.

    rikyrah

    October 27, 2018 at 8:02 am

    @HeleninEire:
    Have a great trip ??

  24. 24.

    MazeDancer

    October 27, 2018 at 8:04 am

    It’s The Last PostCard Weekend.

    We are pouring on the volume for BJ Candidates Heidi Heitkamp and Antonio Delgado.

    Heidi stood up for Dems when it counted, so stand up for her. Antonio is running for office while a Rhodes Scholar, Harvard Law Grad, and Black, so his opponent runs ads of Mr. Dlelgado in a hoodie.

    Heidi PostCards are just copying a script. So easy!

    Antonio’s are saying anything you want to Real Dems. So fun!

    Get addresses: PostCardPatriots.com

  25. 25.

    Ken

    October 27, 2018 at 8:05 am

    @Schlemazel:

    Comments like this are why we need upvotes!

    I can’t remember, did Cole nix those in his recent ranting tirade thoughtful discussion of commenting options? I know threaded comments were Right Out.

  26. 26.

    Ken Shabby

    October 27, 2018 at 8:05 am

    @A Ghost To Most:

    Shit Hitler becomes more like Authentic Hitler every day.

    And so do the Good Germans.

    We’ll know it’s close when hats get pointy with feathers and lederhosen starts showing up. Circle dancing with slapping legs, all that.

    ja-JA!

  27. 27.

    Ken Shabby

    October 27, 2018 at 8:06 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    This is a fun group –

  28. 28.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 8:06 am

    I just listened to a neighbor saying that the MAGAbomber was constantly complaining about CNN, liberals, abortion, etc., but she never thought he would resort to violence. Really???

  29. 29.

    Ian G.

    October 27, 2018 at 8:08 am

    The various radical Islamic clerics out there will be happy to know that if they call on their followers to murder Jews or Shi’ites or whatever, and their followers do so, the Republican Party will blame the Jews and Shi’ites for being murdered.

  30. 30.

    Ken Shabby

    October 27, 2018 at 8:11 am

    @Ken:

    Originally came here for ranting tirades…

    My humble nay to threaded reddit looks, where finally a ‘graph is two words long and three scrolls deep and stars may cause fights. I’d overuse them; this place has great comment sometimes. Come for the articles, stay for the comments.

  31. 31.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 8:12 am

    These Mike DeWine ads against Richard Cordray smell of desperation. “Cordray voted to raise taxes 100 times.” “Cordray will harvest your money and leave Ohio barren.”

  32. 32.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 8:13 am

    @Ken:
    Yeah, voting was right out for comments. The thing is sometimes I want to express appreciation for a comment but have nothing to add (unlike normal when I just have nothing to add) but I have to drop in a comment because I can’t just ‘tag’ it in a way to show I liked it

  33. 33.

    Ken

    October 27, 2018 at 8:16 am

    @Schlemazel: +1

  34. 34.

    rikyrah

    October 27, 2018 at 8:16 am

    @debbie:
    Well, at least none of the “he was such a nice guy” bullshyt ?

  35. 35.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 8:17 am

    @Ken Shabby: Jackals, they’re not just for breakfast anymore.

    (And my most recent previous comment keeps reappearing in the comment box. Alain is up to no good again.)

  36. 36.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 8:18 am

    Just heard Tony Joe White died this week. Hated “Poke Salad Annie” but a lot of people liked it I guess. “Rainy Night in Georgia” is a good song

  37. 37.

    Ken

    October 27, 2018 at 8:20 am

    @Ken: I didn’t mean that +1 to be snarky, in case it reads that way. It is annoying to have to click on the link to see what comment is being incremented.

    (Not half as annoying as the edit button, which at least for me behaves like a cross between the Cheshire and Schroedinger’s cat – impossible to predict if it will be there or not.)

  38. 38.

    Ken

    October 27, 2018 at 8:23 am

    @debbie:

    she never thought he would resort to violence

    There may be more surprises when the FBI starts tracing his network. Assuming they bother to interview more than nine people this time.

  39. 39.

    WereBear

    October 27, 2018 at 8:27 am

    @Viva BrisVegas: Sinead O’Çonnor has become a muslim and is now to be known as Shuhada.

    One can hardly blame her for changing religion, I suppose. Just hope it’s not a Cat Stevens thing where “Whoopsie! The sect I picked doesn’t allow instruments in music!”

    Everyone get a flu shot this year! I did, and I was still down for 2 weeks.

  40. 40.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 8:29 am

    @WereBear:
    WAIT! . . . you got the shot . . . got the flu . . . it lasted two weeks . . . and that argues FOR the flu shot?!?

    Yeah, I got mine and am hoping to avoid two weeks of misery

  41. 41.

    TaMara (HFG)

    October 27, 2018 at 8:30 am

    Is it morning?18 innings of baseball which means I made it through a little more than half the game. Ugh.

    Morning all. Mealy-mouthed is now my favorite phrase of the day.

  42. 42.

    JPL

    October 27, 2018 at 8:33 am

    @TaMara (HFG): I fell asleep and woke only to check the score. At that time it was listed as 2-1, so I assumed the Sox won. It wasn’t until a few hours ago that I realized that the game continued.
    ugh

  43. 43.

    CliosFanBoy

    October 27, 2018 at 8:34 am

    @debbie: DeWhiner was playing that same shtick back in the 80s when I left Ohio for Virginia.

  44. 44.

    BlueGirlFromWyo

    October 27, 2018 at 8:35 am

    @debbie: Well, he did. She thought wrong. Hopefully she’s capable of learning.

  45. 45.

    RSA

    October 27, 2018 at 8:38 am

    “Twitter has removed many people from my account…”

    Trump has been on Twitter since 2009 but hasn’t yet learned the basic vocabulary of the platform.

  46. 46.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 8:41 am

    If the bomber was living in his van (DOWN BY THE RIVER!) where did he make the bombs? You think the many people at the news conference would have mentioned the amount of bomb making material found in the van.

    Then again, that “news” conference sounded like a bad Oscars night with each policer thanking the same folks around them over and over. BORING!

  47. 47.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 8:43 am

    @RSA: Also, no one told him that most of the thousands removed were bots. Idgit!

  48. 48.

    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 8:44 am

    @WereBear:
    There are plenty of working musicians who are Muslim. Yusuf Islam’s decision to focus on his faith after converting was a personal one that really had nothing to do with what his religion demanded of him. As I recall, the BBC story on Sinead O’Connor’s conversion said she is planning to release a new album next year.

  49. 49.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 8:45 am

    @Amir Khalid: I hope her new album cover is a picture of the pontiff

  50. 50.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 8:47 am

    @Amir Khalid: The Guardian said the same.

  51. 51.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 27, 2018 at 8:51 am

    @Ken Shabby: I think you’re new here. Threaded comments have come up many times in the past. The proprietor is unalterably opposed, as are all right-thinking people.

  52. 52.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 8:51 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    He later came to regret his stridency, as did Richard Thompson with his conversion.

  53. 53.

    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 8:52 am

    @Immanentize:
    Unlikely, since she’s not a Catholic anymore.

  54. 54.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 27, 2018 at 8:53 am

    @RSA:

    Trump has been on Twitter since 2009 but hasn’t yet learned the basic vocabulary of the platform.

    He has been living among humans since 1946, and hasn’t learned how to interact with them, so this doesn’t surprise me.

  55. 55.

    JPL

    October 27, 2018 at 8:54 am

    @Immanentize: Even if he was told, it wouldn’t matter. He’d still whine and whine and whine.

  56. 56.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 8:54 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    You are not a fan of double back flip historical reference irony?

  57. 57.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 8:55 am

    @Gin & Tonic: ??

  58. 58.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 8:57 am

    @JPL:
    Actually, this is one time I hope Trump’s “amazing political instincts” are right — the bombings are reversing any GOP media narrative effects (MAGAvan not caravan).

  59. 59.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 8:58 am

    In case not everyone watches Colbert (horrors!), he’s publishing a children’s book based on Trump’s stupid statements when visiting states after Michael and Florence. The title is “Whose Boat Is this Boat?” and all of the profits go to help hurricane victims.

    This book started as a comedy bit. Stephen held up a dummied-up book and read to the audience. Now, preorders have made it #1 at Amazon.

    Might make a good stocking stuffer for those MAGAt family members…

  60. 60.

    Cheryl Rofer

    October 27, 2018 at 8:59 am

    @Immanentize: There is a LOT about the bombs and their manufacture that the FBI has not yet said. I have particularly been waiting to hear what the explosive is and what kind of detonator was used. The photos that have been released are particularly unhelpful. It’s possible they think someone else is involved.

  61. 61.

    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 9:03 am

    @debbie:
    Stridency?

  62. 62.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 9:03 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: That has been my thinking as well. The lone wolf news conference has often been used in history to make co-conspirators sigh with relief while an investigation continues.

  63. 63.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 9:06 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    I was wondering about that. I assumed they will track back every piece and find where & how he got it but thought it very odd they the way they refered to a couple of bits. Particularly the term they used for what would be the explosive bit. I forget the actual wording but it was something like ‘active agent’ it was weird.

  64. 64.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 9:06 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Yes, when he announced he had converted to Muslim, he spoke very dismissively of the non-Muslim world.

  65. 65.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 9:07 am

    @Schlemazel:

    I heard them calling it “energetic.”

  66. 66.

    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 9:07 am

    @Immanentize:
    I don’t mind it myself, and the pontiff reference got a smile out of me; but as you develop your material, you need to keep in mind that audiences tend not to get complicated humour.

  67. 67.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 9:12 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: I have read that the explosive was from fireworks. Also read that an alarm clock was involved which made no sense at all to me. FWhateverIW, which isn’t much.

  68. 68.

    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 9:13 am

    @debbie:
    New converts to any belief system, not necessarily a religion, are often like that. I think it’s more about distancing from their past beliefs than anything else.

  69. 69.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 9:14 am

    @Amir Khalid: Strident is not a bad word for someone who said:

    [Salman Rushdie] must be killed. The Quran makes it clear: If someone defames the prophet, then he must die.

    I know Yusuf wants us to get over it and has some complicated explanation that seems to not be mindful of his audience.

    Especially here and now when people are openly calling for violence against people who are simply speaking out against power.

  70. 70.

    HeleninEire

    October 27, 2018 at 9:17 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: No joke. I’ve been using CBD oil (a derivative of weed without the psychotropic affects) to help me get to sleep. As a lifelong insomniac it’s be OK but not great. Was gonna bring some to NY. Totally legal here. Turns out I’ll end up in Rikers after going through customs. Who knew??

  71. 71.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 27, 2018 at 9:19 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Indeed. At the time of the publishing of Satanic Verses, he was all in favour of delivering up Salman Rushdie to a lynch mob.

  72. 72.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 9:20 am

    @HeleninEire: Sometimes nothing works for my insomnia, but melatonin makes a difference. I can really tell when I forget to take it.

  73. 73.

    Cheryl Rofer

    October 27, 2018 at 9:23 am

    @Schlemazel: The term they used is “energetic material.” That includes explosives, but also a few other things, like gunpowder, which I saw referred to once. It could also include stuff from fireworks, as OzarkHillbilly points out. I think I heard that too. Whether either of those references comes from official sources is not clear, but they were not mentioned in the press conference. They are holding that information close.

  74. 74.

    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 9:23 am

    @Immanentize:
    I thought at the time that this statement about Salman Rushdie was most uncharacteristic of him, and was likely an acute attack of foot-in-mouth disease. I still think so.

  75. 75.

    HeleninEire

    October 27, 2018 at 9:24 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Melatonin did nothing for me. I finally asked my doc for Ambien. While it put me to sleep and kept me asleep for 7 hours I still woke up tired. And after a few months it started to depress me. As in, I’d be walking down the street and just burst out crying over nothing. So I stopped it.

  76. 76.

    ThresherK

    October 27, 2018 at 9:24 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Heh. I forgot to take my melatonin last night and I felt the difference. But that didn’t kick in to remind me to take it.

  77. 77.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 9:28 am

    @HeleninEire:
    I wish you were coming through Boston — where the Irish still rule!

    And maybe I know a guy who knows a guy who could set you up…. Because, LEGAL!

  78. 78.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 9:29 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    Attribution bias?

  79. 79.

    HeleninEire

    October 27, 2018 at 9:30 am

    @Immanentize: heyyyy my neice lives in Boston!! ;)

  80. 80.

    MazeDancer

    October 27, 2018 at 9:31 am

    @HeleninEire:

    CBD oil is legal in NY. You may need a prescription, though you can order on internet without.

    I give it to my cat who has PTSD. Also me, ditto.

  81. 81.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 27, 2018 at 9:34 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    If it was uncharacteristic of him, then he should have apologised unreservably to Salman Rushdie.

    Instead he has offered up mealy mouthed self-serving and unconvincing excuses.

    These are not the words or actions of someone who should be claiming any spiritual authority.

  82. 82.

    WereBear

    October 27, 2018 at 9:34 am

    @Schlemazel: I got the shot and got the flu so quickly I must have been already sick…

    Still pro-science :)

  83. 83.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 9:36 am

    @debbie:
    Ah, yes that was it “energetic material”
    Cocaine? Eveready batteries? Super balls?

  84. 84.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 9:36 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Agreed.

  85. 85.

    germy

    October 27, 2018 at 9:39 am

    This is Debbie Cox, the county clerk of Ford county , Kansas. She is jeopardizing the voting rights of 13,000 , mostly Hispanic residents of Dodge City Kansas. When the ACLU emailed her to get her to do the right thing, she forwarded that email to Chris Kobach with an "LOL" pic.twitter.com/DgYE4Q3Mr5— Terrypdx (@terrypdx1) October 27, 2018

  86. 86.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 9:39 am

    @Immanentize:

    My publisher was one booth over from Rushdie’s publisher at the book national convention the year the fatwa was issued. Pretty chilling to watch German Shepards sniffing out bombs before they let the booksellers in.

  87. 87.

    HeleninEire

    October 27, 2018 at 9:40 am

    @MazeDancer: Thanks for the info. I definitely don’t have a prescription. I might try it if it had a huge affect on me. It doesn’t so I can live without it for a week.

  88. 88.

    Schlemazel

    October 27, 2018 at 9:41 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    OK, the stories I read made it sound like that was the official term used & it appeared on multiple sources so I ass-umed.

    Thanks.

    I still think something is up & it might be a week or two before we find out more about what actually happened. The clock bit makes me think these were garbage devices and if that is true I hope it is more than 2 weeks before they say that as it will really fire up the tin foil brigade if they are just crap.

  89. 89.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 9:46 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    Not in opposition to anything you said, but it is good for all to remember that the explosive materials used by the Boston Marathon bombers all came from fireworks.

  90. 90.

    Kirk

    October 27, 2018 at 9:51 am

    Right thread topic so:

    If you know people in the Harris county Texas (Houston and most surrounding area) remind them they can vote from 7 to 7 today at early voting sites. Where’s that? Here’s a (large) PDF map and list.

    Since I’m going to be running all over reminding people today I probably won’t be able to lurk and reply, so this feels like a drive by post. But it seems right.

    Suggestion, though? All of you jackals, why don’t you post early voting info as well – just in case we’ve got more lurkers who haven’t yet caught up?

  91. 91.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 9:52 am

    @HeleninEire: I was once prescribed an anti-depressant that my wife takes daily for my sleep issues. It .was. horrible. I walked around in a fog for 2 days, all from one teeny tiny pill. My wife said “Once you get used to the med, it won’t affect you so badly.” Screw that. I’d rather not sleep.

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    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 9:54 am

    @Viva BrisVegas:
    Agreed on all points.

  93. 93.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 9:55 am

    @ThresherK: By the time I realize I forgot it, it’s too late. That happened to me earlier this week when I woke up at 12:30 (not unusual) and could NOT get back to sleep. That was the telltale. Gave up the ghost at 1:30.

  94. 94.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 9:59 am

    @HeleninEire: Even if it’s legal in NY, bringing it into the US would constitute a Federal crime.

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 27, 2018 at 9:59 am

    @Amir Khalid: New converts to any belief system, not necessarily a religion, are often like that. I think it’s more about distancing from their past beliefs than anything else.

    it’s a well-known thing among lifelong Catholics– at least the ones I grew up with– that converts are usually annoying and sometimes a little bit scary. When I mentioned to my father, whose parents tried to steer him into the priesthood and is now as lapsed as I am, that Ross Douthat was a convert, he rolled his eyes and said, “Oh good lord, that explains a lot”.

  96. 96.

    mad citizen

    October 27, 2018 at 10:02 am

    @Schlemazel: I’m all read up on Poke/Polk Salad/Sallet Annie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polk_Salad_Annie

    Thanks Schlemazel. That song gets a regular play on the XM Elvis channel. I kind of like it. Now I know what the hell it’s all about. Eating Pokeweed.

  97. 97.

    WereBear

    October 27, 2018 at 10:06 am

    @Amir Khalid: Thank you, Amir. I I know there are many layers to Islam, just as there are in Christianity. Interviews made him sound clueless about his religion: but that might reflect media bias, as well.

  98. 98.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 10:09 am

    I don’t know if others have seen this article at 538 — What would happen if only ________ voted.

    It really is very interesting….

  99. 99.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 27, 2018 at 10:11 am

    @Schlemazel:

    @WereBear:
    WAIT! . . . you got the shot . . . got the flu . . . it lasted two weeks . . . and that argues FOR the flu shot?!?

    Per the CDC, approximately 80,000 people died in the USA from flu and complications of flu last year (recorded as 2017-2018, because “flu season” starts in fall and continues through the winter).

    That’s a lot of families who lost someone they loved.

    WereBear is right to remind us: If it’s medically possible, please get a flu shot.

    Thanks to the ACA (thank you, President Obama and Speaker Pelosi), flu shots are free. Check with your health insurance plan to find out the specifics.

  100. 100.

    Cheryl Rofer

    October 27, 2018 at 10:12 am

    @Immanentize: Oh yes. I knew a young man who liked to make explosives out of match heads (also “energetic materials”) and damaged his hands very badly with one of them.

  101. 101.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 27, 2018 at 10:18 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: Back when I was in middle school, and you could buy chemicals by mail-order from those teeny-tiny ads in the back of Popular Science, my best friend at the time and I would spend hours making explosives. How we didn’t lose a limb or digit remains a mystery to me.

  102. 102.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    October 27, 2018 at 10:19 am

    @Viva BrisVegas: After her experience as a teen in a Magdalen asylum, it hurts me to see images of her in a headscarf. I equate this with her trading one version of oppression of women for another. But, she is one mixed up woman, so I hope she finds peace.

  103. 103.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 10:20 am

    It is rainy, cold and raw here. Looks like I have no reason not to do laundry and start cleaning up the basement.

    Blech

  104. 104.

    WereBear

    October 27, 2018 at 10:25 am

    @HeleninEire: It must be different for customs, because I’m in NY state, and the local health food store sells that.

    So at least you can pick some up once you are here, perhaps?

  105. 105.

    lamh36

    October 27, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Morning BJ!

    Here’s your something to make you laugh before you start your day, courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel

    Make sure to watch until the end!!

    Kids pose for photos with #HalloweenMovie⁠ ⁠’s Michael Myers… #Halloween⁠
    https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1055087619967569920?s=21

    ⁠

  106. 106.

    Jr

    October 27, 2018 at 10:38 am

    Active shooter at Pittsburgh Tree of Life synagogue

  107. 107.

    WereBear

    October 27, 2018 at 10:39 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: My doctor has prescribed Xanax for panic attack emergencies, since my illness triggers high cortisol from stress. My research indicated it affects GABA receptors, so I started taking a GABA/L-theanine supplement. Works great!

    Melatonin can be habituated to, but apparently GABA does not have this effect. Don’t want to use the Xanax if I can help it: I got such a lecture on how addicting it is.

  108. 108.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 27, 2018 at 10:44 am

    @Cheryl from Maryland:

    I know what you mean, but it seems there are some people who cannot live without a god of some kind and they will spend their lives searching for one that will not betray them.

    I hope she finds what she needs, but these kind of quests rarely end well.

  109. 109.

    Mnemosyne

    October 27, 2018 at 10:45 am

    If any praying jackals would be willing to add my mother-in-law to your prayers/good vibes/etc, I would greatly appreciate it. She has surgery on Monday for a weird mouth cancer that she seems to have inexplicably developed. The good news is that it looks to be in the very early stages and slow-growing, so her doctors think they’ll be able to remove it completely and she won’t even need radiation or chemo. Still, we’re all pretty nervous about the surgery, especially her.

    I’m starting to suspect that she was given some kind of “preventative” radiation treatment of her head back in the 1950s when doctors still thought that was a great idea, because she had a thyroid tumor a few years ago that also was caught in the very early stages, and now she has this mouth cancer that usually only tobacco users get and she’s never smoked or chewed a day in her life. ?

  110. 110.

    Eric U.

    October 27, 2018 at 10:45 am

    someone on twitter says these violent MAGA peeps are part of MS-45. Seems like there should be quite a list, but outrage has erased my memory. Did the Kroger killer have MAGA ties?

  111. 111.

    A Ghost To Most

    October 27, 2018 at 10:47 am

    @Gin & Tonic:
    We didn’t need puny chemicals from a magazine. There was always black powder at my house.

  112. 112.

    J R in WV

    October 27, 2018 at 10:48 am

    @Viva BrisVegas:

    At the time of the publishing of Satanic Verses, he was all in favour of delivering up Salman Rushdie to a lynch mob.

    Some people, actually probably a lot of them, do not understand that fiction is not reality, nor even a recommendation about reality. It really puzzles me, because so much of the fiction I read has, for examples, starships, vampires, time travel, werewolves, active gods, etc.

    All of this is stuff that does NOT EXIST in the real world. Much like James Bond does not exist in the real world. But some how many folks want to take action in the real world based upon fiction.

    Many people can not tell the difference between fiction and reality, right now, today. And this is a big problem, as fiction and propaganda are so closely related, today. I don’t know how one would go about even attempting to teach people about fiction, witches and gnomes, and how they can be fun to read about even though they do not exist at all, really.

    If you can’t pick that up by second grade, how do you expect to be able to make a living?

  113. 113.

    Mnemosyne

    October 27, 2018 at 10:49 am

    @Cheryl from Maryland:

    I remember the huge blow-back that happened when she ripped up the photo of the Pope on SNL, but hardly anyone wants to remember what she was protesting: the cover-up of sexual abuse of children by the church.

  114. 114.

    MazeDancer

    October 27, 2018 at 10:51 am

    @WereBear:

    Everyone is different.

    Everyone has different backgrounds and triggers and hard-wired survival systems.

    If you have found something that works for you – Hooray!

    Theanine wires me up. GABA has zero impact. 5-HTP (but only Solgar brand) is a good daily support. SeriPhos was good for a while, but when Cortisol levels evened out – meditation possibly, hard inner work for sure, and Ashwagandha (only Banyan Botanical brand) definitely – not necessary. And CBD oil definitely takes the edge off.

    Would not have discovered CBD Oil if Vet hadn’t prescribed for my dying cat.

    Happy you have a no side effects source of relief.

  115. 115.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 10:51 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Sending best thoughts for her. As we all know, cancer sucks.

  116. 116.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 10:54 am

    @H.E.Wolf:

    Too scary to get the shot. One of my bosses was in bed for three weeks after getting the shot. I’m relying on the pneumonia vaccine to take the edge off the flu if I come down with it.

  117. 117.

    geg6

    October 27, 2018 at 10:54 am

    At least four people dead with active shooter near the Tree of Life Synagogue in the Squirrel Hill section of Pittsburgh. Possibly up to seven or eight shot. Cops also shot. Believed to be people inside hiding from gunman.

    ETA: Now seven dead and the shooter is in the building. Fuck!

  118. 118.

    zhena gogolia

    October 27, 2018 at 10:58 am

    @lamh36:

    That is priceless!

  119. 119.

    zhena gogolia

    October 27, 2018 at 10:59 am

    @geg6:

    Oh, God.

  120. 120.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 27, 2018 at 10:59 am

    @Schlemazel:

    WAIT! . . . you got the shot . . . got the flu . . . it lasted two weeks . . . and that argues FOR the flu shot?!?

    Playing the odds, yes. The shot isn’t 100% effective, but it provides some degree of protection–better if most people get it, so herd immunity kicks in, preventing the spread of the disease–and the flu is bad news.

    I got mine on Tuesday when I went for a checkup. Some years my shoulder gets sore and I get a headache, but this one seemed to have no immediate effect at all on me.

  121. 121.

    zhena gogolia

    October 27, 2018 at 10:59 am

    @debbie:

    One of my bosses was in bed for three weeks after getting the shot.

    That could not possibly have been caused by the flu shot.

  122. 122.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 11:00 am

    @Viva BrisVegas: Religions give comfort to a lot of people. They find a certainty within them that they are denied in this uncertain world. If it helps them get thru this vale of trouble and woe, I can find no fault with that.

  123. 123.

    Immanentize

    October 27, 2018 at 11:03 am

    @Mnemosyne:
    She (and you!) Are on my healing thoughts list. At the top, actually.

  124. 124.

    rikyrah

    October 27, 2018 at 11:04 am

    @germy:

    lowlife scum

  125. 125.

    rikyrah

    October 27, 2018 at 11:05 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Sending positive thoughts.

  126. 126.

    WereBear

    October 27, 2018 at 11:07 am

    @MazeDancer: Happy you have a no side effects source of relief.

    Why I share. I’ve had to craft my own treatment since medical science has told me to my face they can’t do a thing for me. Which is fine: I’m come up with my own strategies and even consider it a plus, since them doing a misguided wrong thing would make matters worse.

    I just want to encourage people to explore further if what they are offered is not working.

  127. 127.

    Amir Khalid

    October 27, 2018 at 11:08 am

    @J R in WV:
    I read The Satanic Verses a few years after the furore. (It was banned in Malaysia; the copy was a loaner from a friend who’d purchased it in London.) It’s definitely fiction, and a lot of it is whimsy and fantasy. But I have to note that Rushdie put a lot of stuff in that he had to be aware would push the buttons of Muslims sensitive to perceived slights against the faith.

  128. 128.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 11:08 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Like all vaccines it is designed to infect you with a weakened form of the virus so that your body will react with appropriate antibodies so that when your body comes into contact with the real deal it will be armed and ready. The operative word is “infect”, and people react to the infection to varying degrees. Some hardly notice, some get violently ill, most are somewhere in between.

  129. 129.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 27, 2018 at 11:14 am

    @zhena gogolia: from: Deaths following vaccination: What does the evidence show? https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4599698/

    “Vaccines are rigorously tested and monitored and are among the safest medical products we use. Millions of vaccinations are given to children and adults in the United States each year. Serious adverse reactions are rare. However, because of the high volume of use, coincidental adverse events including deaths, that are temporally associated with vaccination, do occur. When death occurs shortly following vaccination, loved ones and others might naturally question whether it was related to vaccination. A large body of evidence supports the safety of vaccines, and multiple studies and scientific reviews have found no association between vaccination and deaths EXCEPT IN RARE CASES..”

    (I miss my blockquote etc tabs)

  130. 130.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 27, 2018 at 11:17 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Some, like the nasal-spray flu vaccine, use a weakened virus, but the one used in a flu shot is a dead virus. It can’t infect you–the genetic machinery to do that isn’t there. It’s just got enough of the virus particle to provoke the immune response.

    The immune response can involve some symptoms like the ones I mentioned, and there are some rare people who have a strong allergic reaction. But the vast majority of people who get really sick after a flu shot just had the bad luck to catch the flu in the few days before the immunity fully took effect. Because it happened after the shot, they blame the shot.

  131. 131.

    J R in WV

    October 27, 2018 at 11:20 am

    The current flu vaccine does not contain any live virus, so it cannot give anyone any diseases.

    On the other hand, our daily environment is filled with a wide variety of highly infectious virii that can indeed put one down in bed for a while. One can already have been exposed to any one of several different flu virii before or while receiving a vaccination.

    The annual flu vaccine does not ever immunize us against all varieties of the flu. There are dozens of varieties of the flu, and it mutates rapidly so that new flu outbreaks happen.

    So yes you can get the flu regardless of your immunization status.

    Nevertheless, getting the flu shot greatly diminishes your odds of dying from the flu. Or even of getting just sick for 2 weeks.

  132. 132.

    WereBear

    October 27, 2018 at 11:22 am

    @Matt McIrvin: But the vast majority of people who get really sick after a flu shot just had the bad luck to catch the flu in the few days before the immunity fully took effect.

    Which happened in my case, I am sure. And who knows if it didn’t help? I am still in a very low state of health, and that could have meant far worse consequences.

  133. 133.

    Tenar Arha

    October 27, 2018 at 11:26 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Always blows my mind people would inoculate themselves with actual pox from someone suffering from smallpox to gain those valuable antibodies.

    Onesimus (late 1600s–1700s[1]) was an African-born man held as a slave by Puritan minister Cotton Mather, who helped mitigate the impact of a smallpox outbreak in Boston by introducing Mather to the principle of inoculation.[2]

    (Of Bostonians who deserve monuments, this guy definitely should have one).

  134. 134.

    VOR

    October 27, 2018 at 11:43 am

    @J R in WV: Flu or Influenza is nothing to sneer at. I recently read a book about the 1918 “Spanish” Flu which had mortality rates over 40% in some populations. More people died from the flu in 1918-1919 than died during World War I and that includes civilian casualties in the war.

  135. 135.

    Bill Arnold

    October 27, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    @HeleninEire:

    I’ve been using CBD oil (a derivative of weed without the psychotropic affects) to help me get to sleep. As a lifelong insomniac it’s be OK but not great.

    Another thing to try is “Pantothenic acid” (B5) (maybe 100mg to start) if there is stress.
    Most helpful for me in suppressing general anxiety has been meditations leading to a Yoga Nidra state.
    An Indian scientist gave me a cassette tape a couple of decades ago that was helpful (there are a lot of crappy videos/tapes; his was good), but the above link is the best I’ve found. (In English at least) E,g. method 1
    One good thing about it is that if you don’t succeed you’re likely to fall asleep, on your back, at worst risking some snoring.
    Autogenic training is essentially a westernized form of this, stripped of much of the nuance and depth, but some find it helpful.

  136. 136.

    Ruckus

    October 27, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    @Schlemazel:
    Every time I’ve had a flu shot, I get sick. Either I’m completely weird, and that is very, very possible or really shouldn’t get the shot. I don’t get the flu shot. I get the pneumonia shot for old people, that doesn’t do anything bad.

  137. 137.

    cwmoss

    October 27, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    @Amir Khalid: This particular audience is pretty good with obscure humor. C.D. Bales would be right at home.

  138. 138.

    frosty fred

    October 27, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Take it as read that everyone’s reaction is going to be more or less idiosyncratic. I used to get some kind of flu every time I took a long flight; since I started annual flu shots the most I’ve picked up has been a cold, which is a great improvement. (The second pneumonia vaccine, on the other hand, pretty much laid me up for a day and a half.)

  139. 139.

    debbie

    October 27, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    She’s convinced it was. She is someone who got flu shots every year and so she is familiar with them and any occasional side effects.

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