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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2018 / Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Braced

Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Braced

by Anne Laurie|  November 6, 20184:20 am| 126 Comments

This post is in: Election 2018, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

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Me voting in every election. pic.twitter.com/UL02UIxPXG

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 5, 2018

Equal time for felines:

Meisui-kun is a mix of a cat and a ballot box (the stripes on its head are slots) who reminds the people of Japan to vote. pic.twitter.com/S22tYSoU79

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) November 5, 2018

"If you don’t vote, they have won, and you are a captive, one of their prizes."

-Roger Angell, FTW https://t.co/s3ybIw0bZZ

— Greg Olear (@gregolear) November 5, 2018

Trump just said he doesn’t think the election is a referendum on him. That means he thinks Republicans are going to get creamed tomorrow. Just think of the Dow Jones. It goes up, Trump takes credit. It goes down, it’s not his fault. He’s predicting bad news for tomorrow :)

— John AraVOTEsis ?? (@aravosis) November 5, 2018

The only caravan storming the nation this week will be the caravan of angry suburban women hitting the polls.

— Jon Vespasian, Supporter of Thanksgiving (@JonVespasian) November 5, 2018

Oh, I voted all right. I moved on that ballot like a bitch. I got there, w/ blood coming out of my wherever! I’m auto attracted to polling stations—I just start filling in ovals. It’s like a magnet. And when ur registered, they let u do it. U can do anything.#Grabthembytheballot

— Dee2?? (@deedeeflagg) November 1, 2018

I hope young adults vote in such massive numbers that they can tell Olds like me to shut the fuck up about how few of them vote.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 30, 2018

Useful map from @DKElections on when polls close on Election Day. pic.twitter.com/722UufeZ9j

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) November 5, 2018

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  1. 1.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 4:38 am

    I hope young adults vote in such massive numbers that they can tell Olds like me to shut the fuck up about what their future will be.

  2. 2.

    Mary G

    November 6, 2018 at 5:03 am

    I can’t sleep.

  3. 3.

    Felicitator

    November 6, 2018 at 5:06 am

    Hello. Not my country; got the jitters anyway. Xmas Eve and a dentist’s appointment combined.
    You know those fascist orcs masquerading as Republicans? Just trounce them. Douse them with eau de loser and drown them in votes.
    Thanking you in anticipation.

    A well-wisher

  4. 4.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 5:12 am

    @Mary G: I’m still on DST.

  5. 5.

    JPL

    November 6, 2018 at 5:32 am

    @Mary G: There’s reason for all of us to be concerned, but rest when you can. I’ve been averaging about 5 hours a night.

  6. 6.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 6, 2018 at 5:40 am

    Someone really doesn’t want voting to happen in Kentucky and Indiana.

  7. 7.

    WereBear

    November 6, 2018 at 5:41 am

    Yup, getting up waaaay to early and can’t get back to sleep. We are going to do a breakfast vote for the first time. Polls open in NY at 6 am.

  8. 8.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 5:44 am

    Trump just said he doesn’t think the election is a referendum on him.

    But if the republicans had been ahead in the polls – of course it would be all about him. So predictable, such a wimp.

  9. 9.

    JPL

    November 6, 2018 at 5:48 am

    @WereBear: GA polls open at 7 and shortly after that heavy storms will move on through. The major storms should be past the Atlanta area by mid morning though.

  10. 10.

    JPL

    November 6, 2018 at 5:50 am

    @TS (the original): No matter what, he’ll tweet that the results were much better because of his help. It would have been worse..yadda yadda yadda

  11. 11.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 5:50 am

    @TS (the original): Trump is his own Jesus.

  12. 12.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 5:52 am

    “Be the person your dog thinks you are.”

    Good advice.

  13. 13.

    Sloane Ranger

    November 6, 2018 at 5:54 am

    @TS (the original): But he’s been telling his fans at all his Nuremberg rallies that it IS Referendum on him. Surely that’s the meaning of him telling them to vote like he’s on the ballot?

    Oh, sorry. I forgot, it’s Trump.

    Best wishes to you all from across the pond. I want to turn on CNN tonight and watch gobsmacked pundits talking about even the safest Repub seats falling like dominoes in a Blue Tsunami.

  14. 14.

    WereBear

    November 6, 2018 at 5:55 am

    @JPL: That’s good, GA is such a battleground.

    Rooting for Gillum. Very impressive candidate for FLORIDUH. (Sorry Betty… I’m entitled, I grew up there.) Great candidate for anywhere, really.

  15. 15.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 6, 2018 at 5:55 am

    @Baud: Personal Jesus?

  16. 16.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 5:57 am

    @Baud: I see him as the old patent medicine huckster – he doesn’t understand the bible enough to be his own Jesus. Maybe he could be his own Corinthian.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 5:59 am

    @TS (the original): I was thinking more in terms of sportsball players who thank Jesus for their wins but don’t blame him for their losses.

  18. 18.

    Sloane Ranger

    November 6, 2018 at 6:00 am

    On a separate point. What are the orange blobs at the top left of Indiana and to the left of Kentucky?

    Can anyone help?

  19. 19.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 6:02 am

    @Sloane Ranger:

    he’s been telling his fans at all his Nuremberg rallies that it IS Referendum on him

    But they would be so sad if he lost – so of course he tells the media something different – and when they call him on it – well, it’s just fake news.

    I never said it’s about me – it’s that Paul Ryan, he’s the loser

    watch gobsmacked pundits talking about even the safest Repub seats falling like dominoes in a Blue Tsunami.

    You and the rest of civilization.

  20. 20.

    Cermet

    November 6, 2018 at 6:03 am

    Will delay going to work this morning to go and vote. Girlfriend lost/misplaced her voter card and thought she couldn’t now vote – wish she’d explain that issue to me rather than just refuse to go. Made it clear she only needs her photo ID so, now she will go. Amazing how connected she is to the current events & issues but completely lost on such a simple problem – explains a lot for many people and how insidious the thugs are at instilling fear for people to vote if they think something isn’t correct. Even my daughter who is in Germany, voted by getting an absentee ballot.

  21. 21.

    raven

    November 6, 2018 at 6:03 am

    @Sloane Ranger: Time zones.

  22. 22.

    J R in WV

    November 6, 2018 at 6:04 am

    @Mary G:

    I woke up at 4 am, not unusual, but no way I can go back to sleep yet. Upset tummy, IBS acting up, first bad session in a long time. Will try to go back to bed in a while.

    Then later on we WILL go out to vote in spite of the rain, which never stopped us from doing what needs to be done before.

  23. 23.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 6:04 am

    @Baud:

    I was thinking more in terms of sportsball players who thank Jesus for their wins but don’t blame him for their losses.

    That’s too damn intellectual for trump – he thanks himself for his wins and doesn’t have any losses.

  24. 24.

    Just One More Canuck

    November 6, 2018 at 6:06 am

    Go Blue! Well wishes from the Great White North

  25. 25.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 6:07 am

    @Sloane Ranger: Central Standard Time.

  26. 26.

    JPL

    November 6, 2018 at 6:10 am

    Tomorrow starts the 2020 election.

  27. 27.

    J R in WV

    November 6, 2018 at 6:13 am

    @Sloane Ranger:

    What are the orange blobs at the top left of Indiana and to the left of Kentucky?

    Those are time zone adjustments in poll closing times. Half of KY is central time, out west. Indiana is well known as a state that can’t make up its mind about time zones and daylight/standard time, and that’s what’s going there too.

  28. 28.

    germy

    November 6, 2018 at 6:15 am

    “I can think of nothing more dangerous, more divisive, or more self-destructive than the effort to prey on what is called ‘white backlash.’ I thought it was a mistake to pump this issue up in the 1964 campaign, and I do not think it served the purpose of those who did. I think it is dangerous because it threatens to vest power in the hands of second-rate men whose only qualification is their ability to pander to other men’s fears. I think it divides this nation at a very critical time — and therefore it weakens us as a united country.

    “I think that the so-called ‘white backlash’ is destructive, not only of the interests of Negro Americans, but of all those who stand to gain from humane and farsighted government. And those that stand to gain from humane and farsighted government is everybody. Nevertheless, there are those who try to stimulate suspicion into hatred, and to make fear and frustration their springboard into public office. Many of them do it openly. Some let their henchmen do it for them. Their responsibility is the same.

    “Racism — whether it comes packaged in the Nazi’s brown shirt or a three-button suit — destroys the moral fiber of a nation. It poisons public life. So I would urge every American to ask himself before he goes to the polls on Tuesday: Do I want to cast my vote on the basis of fear? Do I want to follow the merchants of bigotry?”

    – LBJ

  29. 29.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 6:15 am

    @JPL: Shut your mouth.

  30. 30.

    delk

    November 6, 2018 at 6:19 am

    Good Morning and looking forward to a great day

  31. 31.

    Schlemazel

    November 6, 2018 at 6:20 am

    @Matt McIrvin:
    particularly in certain parts of the state – whats up with that?

  32. 32.

    Schlemazel

    November 6, 2018 at 6:21 am

    @Baud:
    Well, he has done more for religion than anyone in history according to himself

  33. 33.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 6:23 am

    Steve Kornacki appears to be all in for the democrats. Old Joe seems to be joining with the all in for the democrats. And now they have a lass on calling out trump for his b.s. on the caravan. WHY are they all suddenly changing their point of view?

    All of a sudden the president is a racist and a liar. Guess they want access to the new leader of the house.

  34. 34.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 6:27 am

    @TS (the original): It’s more so they can tell everyone how right they were. Just ignore everything that cane before.

  35. 35.

    frosty

    November 6, 2018 at 6:29 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Me too dammit. Just woke up. But to be fair, I went to bed at 10.30, two hours before my usual time. I expect I’ll be up a little later tonight.

  36. 36.

    Schlemazel

    November 6, 2018 at 6:31 am

    Ted Crudz held a rally at a Baptist church in Huston yesterday. Drew 175 people to a venue that seats 850. It is that sort of enthusiasm that gives me hope for today

  37. 37.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 6:31 am

    @Baud: Sure is – and I just tuned out – they’ve started ranting about how “real” republicans just want conservative things – tax cuts, judges, deficit control – all those good things that ruin an economy and a country – and trump is not a real republican.

    When trump is past – I wonder how many of these pundits will return to their original love of conservatives. In particular I hope I live long enough to see what Jennifer Rubin does. She spent 8 years as an anti Obama GOPer and then trump sent her into a spiraling reverse.

  38. 38.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 6:35 am

    @TS (the original):

    When trump is past – I wonder how many of these pundits will return to their original love of conservatives.

    As you well know, the answer is All of them, Katie.

  39. 39.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 6:35 am

    Anybody else having trouble with BJ loading up? It took better than 15 mins to refresh just now. (things look decidedly different on my screen after this latest dogfight with the site. I’m betting Alain is up to no good again)

  40. 40.

    Quinerly

    November 6, 2018 at 6:37 am

    @TS (the original): Morning Joe has been exactly like this every morning for a year and a half plus. That’s when I started listening to it a couple of mornings a week. Joe S. has been writing op eds about how he is no longer a Repug. Joe S’s transition was complete when Trump attacked Mika’s face-lift. ?

  41. 41.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 6:37 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Now everything is back to normal. The first few times I thought maybe it was a DDOS election day present from some friends on the right.

  42. 42.

    Schlemazel

    November 6, 2018 at 6:39 am

    Has anyone here heard about the border patrol exercise going off today in El Paso? Apparently the local press guy for CBP sent emails saying there will be crowd control exercises with streets being closed off starting at 10 today. Nothing on the CBP website though

    Nice timing if true

  43. 43.

    Immanentize

    November 6, 2018 at 6:41 am

    @germy: (Pssst — don’t let Raven see who said that)

  44. 44.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 6, 2018 at 6:42 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    Mine did it too, fine now.

  45. 45.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 6:43 am

    @germy:

    Racism — whether it comes packaged in the Nazi’s brown shirt or a three-button suit — destroys the moral fiber of a nation. It poisons public life. 

    Holy crap. Most relevant Fuck LBJ quote I’ve ever heard.

  46. 46.

    Immanentize

    November 6, 2018 at 6:43 am

    Day four on my migraine cycle.

    I get to go to my nearby fire station and vote while a little blurry on meds. I still think I can fill in ovals, however. Today is the moment for which the serenity prayer was written.

  47. 47.

    raven

    November 6, 2018 at 6:44 am

    @TS (the original): They aren’t changing shit, they’ve been like this for at least 18 months. (Skip the “THEY HELPED ELECT HIM).

  48. 48.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 6:44 am

    @JPL: I am ready.

  49. 49.

    raven

    November 6, 2018 at 6:45 am

    @Baud: Fuck LBJ.

  50. 50.

    Immanentize

    November 6, 2018 at 6:47 am

    @Schlemazel:
    Fuck. That is where Beto is from. And, it seems to be true.

    I guess the question is how far will the Republicans go to not lose?

  51. 51.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 6:47 am

    @Quinerly: He said he became an independent – he sure didn’t register as a democrat. He has people like Hugh Hewitt on his show & as soon as trump is gone – as Baud says above – he will be back to being a “conservative republican” and telling us how good the republicans were when he was in congress. (got to admit he’s dropped that last one over the past year. Used to hear that every day). But today – Old Joe wants to be on the winning side.

  52. 52.

    satby

    November 6, 2018 at 6:47 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Someone really doesn’t want voting to happen in Kentucky and Indiana.

    as I said when I was jumping through the hoops to vote there.

  53. 53.

    zhena gogolia

    November 6, 2018 at 6:47 am

    All I have to say to you guys is Tfu, tfu, tfu, ne sglazit’.

  54. 54.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 6:48 am

    @raven: I said that!

  55. 55.

    bemused

    November 6, 2018 at 6:48 am

    I’ve been awake for several hours and gave up getting back to sleep after multiple tries.
    The SNL Midterm ad was pretty funny even if that’s how most of us are feeling right now.

  56. 56.

    Immanentize

    November 6, 2018 at 6:49 am

    @raven:
    :-) I am glad you said it so others didn’t have to. And I am wishing you and all residents of the peach state very good luck today.

  57. 57.

    PsiFighter37

    November 6, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Posted in a thread I can only see on my phone and not on the desktop site, for whatever reason…got out there and voted in NYC. More people there at the stroke of 6 AM than I have seen in any other midterm year. Of course, I saw way more people outside in NYC in 2016, and fat lot of good that did us. That said, every bit counts. I think folks are super-fired up about this. I think it’s going to be a good day for us.

  58. 58.

    zhena gogolia

    November 6, 2018 at 6:50 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    Imma gonna have to go around this blog saying tfu, tfu, tfu all day long.

  59. 59.

    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 6:51 am

    @Immanentize: From your link

    The exercise will take place next to the Chihuahuita neighborhood, a cluster about 100 or so homes along the U.S.-Mexico border that is almost exclusively Hispanic. The exercise appears planned between Chihuahuita and the residents’ designated polling place about a half-mile away.

    They will try ANYTHING to help Cruz. Can’t win fair – cheat.

  60. 60.

    zhena gogolia

    November 6, 2018 at 6:51 am

    @zhena gogolia:

    No edit function. That should have been “Imma have to go . . . ” I forgot that “Imma” includes “gonna.”

  61. 61.

    satby

    November 6, 2018 at 6:53 am

    @J R in WV: well, to be fair, that section of Indiana is commuter communities to jobs in the Chicagoland area, so it made sense for them to be in the same time zone. The rest of the state standardized timezones years ago.

  62. 62.

    Immanentize

    November 6, 2018 at 6:53 am

    @Baud:
    I will wait until tomorrow to ask, but I am hoping for a big reversal of your mood from today’s events. Best wishes for a very Baudy day

  63. 63.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 6:58 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: @MagdaInBlack: Now it’s doing it again. This time it took 20 minutes.

  64. 64.

    NotMax

    November 6, 2018 at 7:00 am

    Fasten your seat belts securely, expecting turbulence ahead.

  65. 65.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:01 am

    @raven: I’ve been waiting for that. Ever have a day of surf fishing like this?

    Gus Hutt was casting a line off Matata Beach in the North Island last week when he spotted what he thought was a porcelain doll in the water.

    Curious, Hutt dragged the body in from the sea where it was being swept along by a rip and realised it was actually a drowning 18-month old boy.

    Hutt usually fished in a different part of the beach and it was pure luck he was in the right spot to see the child just after sunrise.

    “I reached out and grabbed him by the arm; even then I still thought it was just a doll,” Hutt told the Whakatane Beacon, a local paper.

    “His face looked just like porcelain with his short hair wetted down, but then he let out a little squeak and I thought: ‘Oh God this is a baby and it’s alive.’”

    “If I hadn’t been there, or if I had just been a minute later I wouldn’t have seen him … he was bloody lucky, but he just wasn’t meant to go. It wasn’t his time.”

  66. 66.

    satby

    November 6, 2018 at 7:02 am

    @NotMax: and it won’t end even with a blue wave. But a wave will be a nice seatbelt for the rest of the trip.

  67. 67.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    November 6, 2018 at 7:03 am

    Election Day. May God have mercy on us all.

  68. 68.

    NotMax

    November 6, 2018 at 7:04 am

    Talked to Mom, who said they’re predicting rain where she is in NY Tuesday. Made a point of mentioning that if she’s therefore going to be driving to the polls, to offer a ride to a neighbor or acquaintance who might be put off by the weather. So long as they’re going to be voting D.

  69. 69.

    satby

    November 6, 2018 at 7:06 am

    The political ads seen to have gone away on my tablet. One good thing to be grateful for. They were veering into Reefer Madness levels of absurdity on the Republican side.

  70. 70.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 7:07 am

    @Immanentize: Thanks, man.

  71. 71.

    rikyrah

    November 6, 2018 at 7:13 am

    Good Morning, Everyone ???

    Happy Election Day

  72. 72.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:13 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: It was an omnipotent God who cursed us with election day.

  73. 73.

    Quinerly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:15 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning from Poco and his tribe! Happy voting day!

  74. 74.

    Sloane Ranger

    November 6, 2018 at 7:15 am

    @J R in WV: OK, thanks for the info. It makes sense now!

  75. 75.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 6, 2018 at 7:17 am

    @zhena gogolia:
    In some of my circles “Imma gonna” is acceptable.
    As in “Imma gonna kick yer a**” ” ☺️
    = “I am going to”
    Colloquial American English

  76. 76.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:21 am

    Must read: Georgia Officials Quietly Patched Security Holes They Said Didn’t Exist

    Georgia’s secretary of state was first alerted of a potential vulnerability Saturday afternoon. At the time, Washington attorney David Cross — who is representing plaintiffs in a lawsuit against Georgia over its paperless voting machines — alerted the office’s outside counsel that a man named Richard Wright contacted him Friday afternoon and claimed “any and all” information about registered voters could be pulled from the site with just a few keystrokes.

    The state’s Democratic Party, for its part, denied running the code and said a party volunteer named Rachel Small merely forwarded Wright’s tip — containing an explainer and recipe that could reproduce the problem — to her boss, who forwarded it to cybersecurity experts. Those experts told the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the FBI and Georgia officials by mid-Saturday, documents and interviews show.

    The state did not know that Small had received her information from Wright — and assumed Small had written the code herself — until ProPublica told them of the connection on Sunday evening. Still, Broce said the investigation into the state Democratic Party was justified.

    ………………………

    Democratic Party of Georgia spokesperson Seth Bringman said that the party found out about Kemp’s investigation of the purported hack from news reports. He noted that no one from the secretary of state’s office has called to ask about Small. The party, Bringman said, has also not been contacted by the FBI or DHS. Bringman called Kemp’s public statements that Democrats were under investigation “unethical, irresponsible and disqualifying.”

    Kemp’s campaign showed no signs of relenting Monday. “In an act of desperation, the Democrats tried to expose vulnerabilities in Georgia’s voter registration system,” spokesman Ryan Mahoney said in a statement. “This was a 4th-quarter, Hail Mary pass that was intercepted in the end zone. Thanks to the systems and protocols established by Secretary of State Brian Kemp, no personal information was breached.”

    “These power-hungry radicals should be held accountable for their criminal behavior,” he said.

  77. 77.

    Quinerly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:22 am

    @TS (the original): I’m not predicting the future. I’m just saying the days I listen to MJ, it’s a Trump slam fest. Every day. This morning is nothing different from the last almost two years. Can’t bear looking at Joe S… that’s why I stress the “listening” part. We’ll see what happens in the future but I think Trump has killed Conservatism/the Repug Party for many. Have a great day! I’m off to vote for Claire. I’m hopeful.

  78. 78.

    Kay

    November 6, 2018 at 7:22 am

    Two pollworkers at the BOE say the early vote was Democratic.

    We think we may win a court of appeals seat based solely on the incumbent Republican’s name “sounding” Spanish – he is not Latino, he just has a name with three vowels in it that could kinda be construed as maybe Latino. Judicial races aren’t identified R or D and we think Republicans are voting for the Democrat with the German surname :)

  79. 79.

    Quinerly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:23 am

    @raven: agreed.

  80. 80.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 7:24 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  81. 81.

    Tony Jay

    November 6, 2018 at 7:28 am

    On a purely selfish note I’m hoping for a truly massive, crashing, “We’re going to need new maps after this” blue tsunami that gives Democrats the House and Senate and a wide swathe of Governorships and State legislatures, because of the equally seismic effect that will have on the Brexit debate over here.

    I’m pretty sure that the prospect of Democrats using Congress to launch honest investigations into whatever Mueller reveals about the corruption and collusion between Russia, the alt-Right and the wider Establishment Right that changed the 2016 Election in America will have a substantial knock-on effect over here. Removing the ability of Republicans to cover-up the truth stabs a genuine fear of exposure into the shady networks that propagandised the 2016 Referendum. The very real likelihood that the truth will start tumbling out will change the political calculus and force the powers-that-be in London to rethink their Brexit policy. Suddenly political space will open up for politicians to go after the liars and con-men of the Right without having to worry about how picking a fight with their backers might impact on Anglo-US relations. And when that happens, a 2nd Referendum and an escape from the disaster of Brexit starts looking a lot more likely.

    No pressure, but we’re all counting on you.

  82. 82.

    satby

    November 6, 2018 at 7:31 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning ?

    @Baud: virtual hug!

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    TS (the original)

    November 6, 2018 at 7:31 am

    @Quinerly: I’m hopeful too – sorry I misunderstood what you were saying – and yes Joe has been slamming trump – but not conservatives – and until recently he was still attacking too many democrats.

    I really really want Beto to win – I know it’s against all odds but it would be a reward for the last 2 years of misery.

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    zhena gogolia

    November 6, 2018 at 7:32 am

    @Tony Jay:

    Wow. Yes, the stakes have never been this high in my lifetime.

  85. 85.

    satby

    November 6, 2018 at 7:33 am

    @Tony Jay: “you may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one…”

  86. 86.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    November 6, 2018 at 7:33 am

    @Tony Jay: In my fantasy life, the Ds win that kind of victory today and then tomorrow Mueller indicts a whole bunch of people named Trump. This is why I write fantasy novels. If I could, I’d add a dragon to tomorrow’s events.

  87. 87.

    hueyplong

    November 6, 2018 at 7:33 am

    If the fix is in, Trump doesn’t seem to know it. Kind of hesitant to go beyond that, other than a vague hope that the vast majority of voters comprehends and embraces the phrase “better angels of our nature.”

    Gotta run up the score to overcome the gerrymandering.

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    Ocotillo

    November 6, 2018 at 7:34 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Love it, want to steal that!

  89. 89.

    satby

    November 6, 2018 at 7:35 am

    I have to leave for the market. Hoping it will be a distraction, but it’s usually dead.
    Stay strong everyone, no matter what happens, this is still just a start.

  90. 90.

    Schlemazel

    November 6, 2018 at 7:35 am

    @Kay:
    Names are funny things. We had a pol here, Martin Sabo, who made a point of always using his middle name when – Olaf – when he ran. In his district I am sure that helped him. Of course we all know ‘Ted’ is not Crudz first name.

    Glad to hear that wingnuts may trick themselves into voting for the better candidate

  91. 91.

    NotMax

    November 6, 2018 at 7:36 am

    Election day, in art.

  92. 92.

    zhena gogolia

    November 6, 2018 at 7:36 am

    I don’t want to sound melodramatic, but I feel I’m getting a taste of what our ancestors must have felt during the Civil War. May God grant that we prevail.

  93. 93.

    rikyrah

    November 6, 2018 at 7:37 am

    @Immanentize:

    Feel better Imma.

  94. 94.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:38 am

    @Ocotillo: Go for it. I did.

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    Kay

    November 6, 2018 at 7:39 am

    @hueyplong:

    IMO, “the fix is in” (nationally) ignores how voting works. The fix can be in in a precinct or a county or even (I suppose) in a state (although that would be really, really difficult) but the fragmented nature of US election administration would require a massive, complex, coordinated conspiracy where no one ever leaks and none of the tens of thousands of election officials who are partisan Democrats notice, for the fix to be in.

  96. 96.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 7:42 am

    @zhena gogolia: Our death count isn’t quite as high yet, and hopefully won’t get there.

  97. 97.

    But her emails!!!

    November 6, 2018 at 7:47 am

    @Kay:
    So like Georgia where they’re pretty much just doing everything right out in the open.

  98. 98.

    JPL

    November 6, 2018 at 7:48 am

    @zhena gogolia:If the blue states secede, I’m packing my bags.

  99. 99.

    germy

    November 6, 2018 at 7:48 am

    BREAKING: CREW discovered that Ivanka Trump’s business just won approval for 16 new Chinese trademarks, even though the brand shut down this summer. One of the trademarks covers voting machines.https://t.co/NLrJ9vGQf4— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) November 5, 2018

  100. 100.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 7:49 am

    @JPL: You’ll be a blue state after tonight.

  101. 101.

    Tony Jay

    November 6, 2018 at 7:49 am

    @zhena gogolia:

    The ‘Rise of the Right’ (or whatever you want to call it) didn’t just happen. It’s obviously something that’s been planned and strategized and co-ordinated and budgeted for over the course of years by a wide range of interested parties who all see personal and political profit in breaking down the very idea of a ‘Progressive Future’. They’ve enjoyed quite a bit of success, so much so that if you look around the world it’s hard to find any major nation-state where the wankers aren’t in control. Every victory for the forces of greed and resentment promoting the kind of societal bleakness and despair that’s been rampant since the turn of the millennium.

    I guess what I’m saying is that America falling to the Right in 2016 was a big old domino in a series of dominos that have crushed a lot of hopes. If America starts getting back on its feet tonight thanks to the fire and determination of millions of men and women who simply refuse to let hope die, well, that will be one hell of a message, and it’ll be heard worldwide.

    Fingers crossed.

  102. 102.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 7:54 am

    @Tony Jay:

    If America starts getting back on its feet tonight thanks to the fire and determination of millions of men and women who simply refuse to let hope die, well, that will be one hell of a message, and it’ll be heard worldwide.

    We did that in 2006 and 2008, but we didn’t fight hard enough to keep it. We have to do better this time.

  103. 103.

    Kay

    November 6, 2018 at 7:56 am

    @But her emails!!!:

    That’s true, though. Voter suppression is right out in the open. That’s why I hate the conspiracy theories. The thing is right in front of us- we don’t have to craft scenarios. The people who work in elections – on the ground, in counties, the career people, are not rabid partisans. They joke that their favorite election outcome is “landslide!” because then they’re not there until 2 AM.

  104. 104.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 6, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Oh goody, it looks like Crystal City, VA, and Long Island City, NY are both about to take it right up the ass.

  105. 105.

    Kay

    November 6, 2018 at 8:02 am

    @germy:

    I would worry about it except the Trumps are such sleazy liars I think it’s just as likely she inflates the viability of her business by taking these actions and they don’t mean anything at all. I’ll need elaborate verification of anything any of them say or do. They’re dishonest and she’s as bad as her sleazy father.

  106. 106.

    hueyplong

    November 6, 2018 at 8:09 am

    @Kay: The “fix” I was referring to isn’t a hidden thing. It’s whether the stuff we can see will be enough for Republicans to win. I’m guessing that if Trump has taken his eye off the mirror enough to ask someone how effective the voter suppression has been, the response has not been a strong “we got this.” Otherwise he’d be bragging about how he alone saved all the majorities.

  107. 107.

    danielx

    November 6, 2018 at 8:09 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    ???? Just got up.

  108. 108.

    Baud

    November 6, 2018 at 8:13 am

    Check out Google search page.

  109. 109.

    frosty

    November 6, 2018 at 8:15 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    “These power-hungry radicals should be held accountable for their criminal behavior,” he said.

    I’m OK with that. Only, he’s a little confused as to who the power hungry radicals really are.

  110. 110.

    frosty

    November 6, 2018 at 8:19 am

    @zhena gogolia:

    I don’t want to sound melodramatic, but I feel I’m getting a taste of what our ancestors must have felt during the Civil War. May God grant that we prevail.

    When I read Battle Cry of Freedom I had the feeling we were reliving the 1850s, nullification and all. Not a good time; hoping for a better ending this time around.

  111. 111.

    MomSense

    November 6, 2018 at 8:20 am

    @Mary G:

    I crashed at 730 or 8 last night and then I was wide awake at 1 am.

  112. 112.

    bemused

    November 6, 2018 at 8:23 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    And per Oprah, “Jesus don’t like ugly”.

  113. 113.

    frosty

    November 6, 2018 at 8:23 am

    @Kay:

    They joke that their favorite election outcome is “landslide!” because then they’re not there until 2 AM.

    Let’s send ’em home early tonight then!

  114. 114.

    frosty

    November 6, 2018 at 8:27 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Great, just what Northern Virginia needed. More traffic and more demand for housing. I worked there — commuted from Baltimore on the train. There’s no place affordable until you get to West Virginia.

  115. 115.

    MomSense

    November 6, 2018 at 8:28 am

    @Immanentize:

    Sorry to hear you are still dealing with a migraine.

    One of my kids voted absentee and the other texted at 700 to say the line was longer than in 2016. It’s cold and rainy this morning, too.

  116. 116.

    MomSense

    November 6, 2018 at 8:32 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Oh my god.

  117. 117.

    Elizabelle

    November 6, 2018 at 8:38 am

    @Baud: I know. I love that. Yea Google.

    Good morning, jackals.

    Light rain in central VA now, but we’re expecting clearing later, and maybe a T storm this afternoon. (Although, maybe not.)

    I like our chances. Democrats worked this as hard as they could; reached out and are still reaching out. Now it is up to our voters.

  118. 118.

    Booger

    November 6, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Cold, grey and rainy in the Virginia Piedmont. More folks out voting at 08:00 than I’ve ever seen here…some saying they hadn’t voted in a while, others saying it was their first time. Definitely outpacing any presidential election. I really hope this is a curbstomping for the right.

  119. 119.

    Tony Jay

    November 6, 2018 at 8:46 am

    @satby:

    And there’s the rub. You shouldn’t have to be dreaming, you should be impatiently assuming. By every standard and expectation tonight should be a blow out for the Democrats. Turn-out, voter enthusiasm, mid-term tradition, Presidential disapproval, etcetra. Every single metric favours the Democrats.

    But….. they win by cheating, and they have a lot of people in a lot of places you’d need them to be if you were planning on cheating your way to ‘victory’. So everyone is on a knife edge, part of them just waiting for the bad news to start trickling in and it to be 2016 all over again. No one wants to really believe just in case the bad guys snatch the prize away and gloat “Whatcha gonna do about it?”

    It’s a testament to how anti-democracy the Republicans are that the very idea of them – not – cheating is tantamount to a counter factual. Democrats shouldn’t – need – to smash them by 15 points just to scrape a 3 point victory, but until the discrepancy in state level control is corrected, it is what it is.

    But I’m sounding gloomy guys now. I shouldn’t. Tonight will be special.

  120. 120.

    Betty Cracker

    November 6, 2018 at 8:46 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: If someone wrote a fantasy novel featuring a dragon that landed in the middle of last night’s MAGA rally and roasted Trump, Pence, Hannity, et al, while the surviving cultists scattered, I’d immediately become a fantasy novel fan! :)

  121. 121.

    Tony Jay

    November 6, 2018 at 8:51 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Oh that would be sweet. There’s been Orcs in charge for too long, a bit of dragonfire is definitely called for.

    Aren’t there rumours swirling around that Mueller will drop the mic tomorrow? Don’t know how much faith to place in them, since Mueller’s people famously do not leak, but if the guy is just waiting for a sign that his findings will be taken seriously……

  122. 122.

    Tony Jay

    November 6, 2018 at 9:04 am

    @Baud:

    That’s the good thing and enduring promise of a democratic system, you can always do better next time.

    Of course, if you’d stood in 2016 like you were supposed to we wouldn’t be having this conversation, would we? It would be Year 6 of the New Era and we’d all be bathing in unicorn bubbles as promised. But now is not the time for recriminations, and we shouldn’t be asking who took pictures of who touching what with their whatever. Forwards, not backwards.

  123. 123.

    Wapiti

    November 6, 2018 at 9:19 am

    @germy: Sound like gifts or emoluments. A new Democratic Congress should have a subcommittee spend 2 or 3 days cataloging all of the stuff that was given to the Trumps; as gifts these things should remain property of the US Government. Taking them without permission is a violation of the law.

  124. 124.

    Woodrow/Asim

    November 6, 2018 at 9:23 am

    @Tony Jay: There are rumors that Bobby Three Sticks was waiting until just after the election to drop a report (not necessarily THE report), yes.

    There are also rumors that this is because he/his team fear that Trump was waiting until as soon as today to make a play to trash the investigation in some way — for example, I heard someone say in a comment here yesterday that Rosthenstein’s replacement just got their Clearance.

    But I don’t put stock in a lot of this. All of this investigation? Events out of my control.

    But voting in, and supporting, Democratic House/Senate members? Yeah, that was in my control, and what I’m focusing on. No matter what (if anything) comes out of the Special Counsel’s office, without Legislative support we won’t see any accountability, much less change.

  125. 125.

    Tony Jay

    November 6, 2018 at 9:35 am

    @Woodrow/Asim: @Woodrow/Asim:

    Exactly. There are so many things outside of your control that you’re forced to just watch while they happen, steaming with rage at the idiocy and injustice of it all, that when the chance comes around to make your voice heard as loud and as proud as possible wise people grab it and use it.

    Vote good and vote hard.

  126. 126.

    Quinerly

    November 6, 2018 at 9:37 am

    Just voted in Soulard (St. Louis). Poll workers said steady stream all morning with a line waiting at 6 AM. Chatted up several first time (30-40’s in age) and young voters in the parking lot. Marijuana on the ballot is bringing out a lot of people in the city. It will take us and KC to pull Claire over the line. Now a big breakfast for me at Soulard Coffee Garden and the reclaimed wood place on Gravois to pick up my order. Have a great day, everyone!

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