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You are here: Home / Politics / America / The Maintenance of White Supremacy is a Terrible Burden and a Lot of Work! Mississippi Senatorial Runoff Election Edition

The Maintenance of White Supremacy is a Terrible Burden and a Lot of Work! Mississippi Senatorial Runoff Election Edition

by Adam L Silverman|  November 20, 20183:43 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: America, Crazification Factor, Domestic Politics, Election 2018, Open Threads, Politics, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, All Too Normal, Clown Shoes

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The flower of white Mississippian womanhood is a fragile, and, apparently, none too bright thing. From Ashton Pittman and Ko Bragg at The Jackson Free Press:

JACKSON—U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith demanded there be no audience or outside press allowed at tonight’s U.S. Senate debate and requested other restrictions, two sources familiar with the debate negotiations told the Jackson Free Press Tuesday morning.

When she faces off against Democratic challenger Mike Espy at 7 p.m., only the debate moderator, panelists and the production team will be allowed in the auditorium—a requirement the Hyde-Smith campaign pushed for and the Espy team argued against.

“We supported having an audience, and we advocated for the media to have access to the studio,” Espy Communications Director Danny Blanton told the Jackson Free Press, although he declined to confirm that it was the Hyde-Smith campaign that opposed a public debate.

Hyde-Smith requested and was granted other accommodations, the source said. A notepad was going to be at the podium for candidates when they stepped onto the stage at the start of the debate, but the Hyde-Smith team wanted the notepad sooner. The candidates will instead be given notepads about an hour before the debate begins. Hyde-Smith’s team originally asked that she be allowed to bring in “a binder” but was denied, the source said.

“They have restricted this debate so much that if she bombs, it will be a miracle,” the source said.

A second source who also asked not to be identified, though, said the debate was “rigged.”

“They have rigged this debate for her to win,” the second source said. “Espy’s campaign wanted full access for the press and a live studio audience—they said no. Espy wanted no notes going in. Instead, she and her team will have time to build a crib sheet with everything she needs to say before hand. Espy wanted the candidates to ask the questions to each other directly—they said it had to be pre-submitted. Presumably that’s because she isn’t comfortable asking whatever gotcha question her handlers have hooked up.”

The rules for tonight’s debate, the second source said, are part of the campaign’s strategy of minimizing risks for Hyde-Smith.

“This is all part of a larger strategy to keep her completely isolated from the press and make sure that anything she says is in a controlled environment where she faces minimal scrutiny,” the second source said.

According to Pittman’s and Bragg’s reporting, Senator Hyde-Smith does not appear to be too bright, bless her heart!

On the campaign trail, Hyde-Smith’s team has often sought to minimize her media exposure. Her campaign declined to have her join the Jackson Free Press for a sit-down interview to discuss the issues as Espy and her vanquished opponent McDaniel did. On multiple occasions, the Jackson Free Press has sought to ask her questions at campaign stops, but she would only answer after conferring with and making sure her communications director, Melissa Scallan, was nearby.

“I just do what she tells me to do,” Hyde-Smith later said with a laugh as she took the question with Scallan standing beside her.

Which explains her inability to say anything but, “we’ve issued a statement” over and over in response to the video of her stating she’d show up for a public hanging.

Of course neo-Confederates are going to neo-Confederate!

It gets worse for Cindy Hyde-Smith, per @JuddLegum: in photos posted from the visit to the Davis house, she is seen posing with Greg Stewart. Stewart is listed by the Southern Poverty Law Center as a member of Free Mississippi, a hate group.

— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) November 20, 2018

Wait a sec: Has *nobody* told Cindy Hyde-Smith that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican? https://t.co/7RZL8XbqqC

— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) November 20, 2018

I’m sure Dartmouth’s finest Federal felon, # 383017, will be along shortly to clear the confusion up for her any minute now…

Cause:

When Walmart thinks there’s a moral problem w/ a Senate candidate, you know it’s bad… https://t.co/EueBiKDoxL

— Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II (@RevDrBarber) November 20, 2018

Effect:

Roll Call shifts MS-SEN from solid gop to likely gop https://t.co/0N7zsudalC via @RollCall

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 20, 2018

Obligatory!

Open thread!

 

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  1. 1.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    Laura Jarrett
    ✔
    @LauraAJarrett
    Acting AG Whitaker’s financial disclosure forms expected to be made public as soon as today; am told that Whitaker did, in fact, file an initial disclosure form, but it has undergone revisions

    3,680
    5:59 AM – Nov 20, 2018

    Feels like a Friday.

  2. 2.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    “I just do what she tells me to do,”

    only following orders is no longer an accepted defense.

  3. 3.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Here's how you'll know if DOJ was telling us the truth when they said they were "working on" our request. The forms will reflect the dates on which changes were made (see "date revised" in the image below). There's no way to know if the changes were additions or deletions. pic.twitter.com/87lmjW1pnK

    — Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) November 20, 2018

  4. 4.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    The rules for tonight’s debate, the second source said, are part of the campaign’s strategy of minimizing risks for Hyde-Smith.

    How the fuck is her campaign getting away with all of that?

  5. 5.

    Yarrow

    November 20, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    “I just do what she tells me to do,”

    I think her communications team is going to wish she hadn’t said that.

  6. 6.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    @TenguPhule: From The Jackson Free Press Reporter that filed the story:

    The president and both vice presidents of Farm Bureau, who are hosting the debate between Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith and Mike Espy, cumulatively donated $4,500 to Hyde-Smith between June and October. Hyde-Smith refused debates with other hosts. #MSSen pic.twitter.com/XsIfv97cBJ

    — Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman) November 20, 2018

  7. 7.

    Tim C.

    November 20, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    Mississippi’s gonna Mississippi.

  8. 8.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Dan DeRoos
    ‏

    @DanDeRoos19
    Follow Follow @DanDeRoos19
    More
    We have found a letter of support from @RepMarciaFudge during the 2015 sentencing of Judge Lance Mason after the severe beating of his wife Aisha Fraser. Mason is now the lead suspect in the weekend murder of Fraser. @cleveland19news

    And so ends the challenger to Nancy Pelosi.

  9. 9.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Espy would be crazy to accept those kinds of terms for a debate. Its an insult to kangaroo courts.

  10. 10.

    Yarrow

    November 20, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Hello,
    @amazon
    @Amgen
    @ATT
    @Google
    @honeywell
    @LeidosInc
    @LockheedMartin
    @nucor_steel
    @TysonFoods

    In your support/financial backing of Cindy Hyde-Smith, you are also supporting racism, bigotry, public hangings/lynchings and voter suppression.Is that what you’re telling us?— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) November 20, 2018

  11. 11.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    @Yarrow: Only if they didn’t tell her to say that.

  12. 12.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Sahil Kapur
    ✔
    @sahilkapur
    CBS News poll: 49% of Democrats want @NancyPelosi to be the next Speaker of the House.

    40% prefer another Democrat.

    10% don’t know.

    /head desk.

  13. 13.

    Yarrow

    November 20, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    Comment in moderation. Please to release.

  14. 14.

    Jay C

    November 20, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    And at least an important question is why Espy and/or his campaign people have agreed to these ridiculous terms?
    Is it just that ANY “debate” – even one as blatantly stage-managed as this – is considered better than no debate at all?

  15. 15.

    Martin

    November 20, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    @TenguPhule: You have to take the positives here – Hyde-Smith has agreed to not burn a cross on the stage as she originally requested, so progress…

  16. 16.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    @TenguPhule: If you read the whole article, it became clear that because Hyde-Smith’s team announced that Espy’s campaign had agreed to the debate even though they’d never been contacted about it and that this would be the only debate, they basically felt it was this or nothing. That Hyde-Smith’s team, by falsely declaring that Espy had agreed to it without actually consulting Espy’s campaign, had boxed Espy in. And since this was the only shot they were going to get, better to take it and do the best political jiu jitsu possible, than take the PR hit of Hyde-Smith’s team hammering him for backing out of the debate because he’s afraid of her.

  17. 17.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Best hope is someone uses a phone to get video of Ms Hyde’s complete reliance on cheat notes because she’s incapable of thinking on her feet.

  18. 18.

    different-church-lady

    November 20, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Well, I can certainly see why she’d be interested in having a date for the next public hanging.

  19. 19.

    Martin

    November 20, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    @Jay C: Yeah. If you’re behind in the polls, doing nothing doesn’t change things. The debate can’t really make things any harder for Espy, but creates opportunities for Hyde-Smith to further embarrass herself.

    When you’re behind by 2 touchdowns late in the game, you have to go for it on 4th down. There’s no downside to taking the risk.

  20. 20.

    Tim C.

    November 20, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    Also, what is the source of the comic in the bottom of the post?

  21. 21.

    Mary G

    November 20, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    @TenguPhule: Espy probably thinks, rightly that even with the cheat sheet and sympathetic moderator, Hyde-Smith will be unable to keep her foot out of her mouth. I’d bet he’s right. Even if he loses, it’s got to have Republicans in a swivet that a Senate election in freaking Mississippi is close enough that they have to shore her up so much. And if he wins, that’ll be two Deep South states going for a Democrat over a bigot.

  22. 22.

    Yutsano

    November 20, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    @TenguPhule: Do not EVER try to shiv a nonna. Pelosi mad sure this got out without her fingerprints on it. She’s way too crafty to just accept challenges like that.

  23. 23.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    And across the pond the DUP may be about to bring down May’s conservative government coalition.

    If the consequences weren’t so awful, this would be fun.

  24. 24.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    @TenguPhule: Espy’s team should be on top of that.

  25. 25.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    Rebecca Ballhaus
    ✔
    @rebeccaballhaus
    Trump just now: “I don’t make deals with Saudi Arabia. I don’t have money from Saudi Arabia. I have nothing to do with Saudi Arabia.”

    Trump in August 2015: “Saudi Arabia, I get along with all of them. They buy apartments from me. They spend $40 million, $50 million.”

    1,344
    10:43 AM – Nov 20, 2018

    Receipts are produced.

  26. 26.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    @Tim C.: It’s from the Preacher comic.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preacher_(comics)

  27. 27.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    Josh Dawsey
    ✔
    @jdawsey1

    “It is what it is,” Trump says of Khashoggi killing and Saudi Arabia while leaving the White House.

    589
    10:27 AM – Nov 20, 2018

    Holely shit.

  28. 28.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    @Yutsano: Fudge had already announced she wasn’t going to contest Pelosi for the speakership.

  29. 29.

    Miss Bianca

    November 20, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    @TenguPhule: Damn. I mean…day-um. That’s some bad shit to have to cover your ass over.

  30. 30.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 20, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    @TenguPhule: If I were on Team Espy I’d be sorely tempted to raise a ruckus during the debate about her proving herself to be the puppet of her handlers, with a flourish of how likely it is that it will continue in Washington. “Senator Hyde-Smith needs marching orders on a cheat sheet. I am my own person, I do my own work, and I’ll wake up every day dedicated to fighting for the hardworking people of Mississippi.”

  31. 31.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Fudge had already announced she wasn’t going to contest Pelosi for the speakership.

    Just now? Because as of yesterday she was playing the “unable to confirm or deny” game.

  32. 32.

    Miss Bianca

    November 20, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: If I were on Espy’s team, I’d be saying, “well, originally Ms. Hyde-Smith wanted to erect a gallows and have the debate at a public hanging, but when we said no to that, she pushed the Farm Bureau gig as the only other alternative.”

    ETA: This is probably why I’m not making the big bucks as a PR consultant.

  33. 33.

    cain

    November 20, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    @Mary G:
    She’s already made so many mistakes. I suspect that she’ll put her foot in it again. I don’t think she knows how to prep for a debate. Although this isn’t really a debate because it doesnt’ seem like they just answer FAQ questions. It’ll likely be whatever is on the website. But Espy can probably get some good digs in especially referencing that shitty press conference she pulled where she kept repeating the same statement over and over again.

  34. 34.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    @TenguPhule: It was reported at the end of last week that she wasn’t going to contest for the speakership.

  35. 35.

    Sherparick

    November 20, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    @Yutsano: Hey, its a problem when you write a letter for an old friend who turns out to be a wife beater, who then murders his ex-wife the week you are thinking of running to Speaker of the House. And there is also your opposition to LBGT civil rights where a majority of the caucus is ardent in defense of those rights. https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/1064925811055239170

    Again, I think after the Democratic caucus meets, the 15 white guys and 2 white girls floating the Marcia Fudge trial balloon will be a thing of hte pass.

  36. 36.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    November 20, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    in fact, file an initial disclosure form, but it has undergone revisions.

    The Jarvanka Tactic

  37. 37.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Wapo was reporting yesterday that she was “considering her options.”

  38. 38.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    @TenguPhule: I’m happy for WaPo.

  39. 39.

    Yarrow

    November 20, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Well, I guess so. Seems pretty easy to take that statement and make it clear she doesn’t think for herself. That’s not a good look.

  40. 40.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Two words will tell you everything about Thanksgiving novelty snacks: Gravy candy

    Because everyone else needs to share my pain.

  41. 41.

    Yutsano

    November 20, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Missed that. Been a bit busy at work so I’m just popping up when I can.

  42. 42.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    November 20, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    I’m not sure what’s worse: that or mayonnaise flavored ice cream…

  43. 43.

    Miss Bianca

    November 20, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    @TenguPhule: “Considering her options” in the light of that revelation ought to include, “hiring a PR firm to do some ‘splainin’ about my poor taste in friends.”

  44. 44.

    JPL

    November 20, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    @TenguPhule: Jared Kushner’s company depends on Saudi and Qatar investments.
    Honestly Trump would still be selling guns and bombs to Hitler.

  45. 45.

    Mandalay

    November 20, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Ivanka’s lapdog spinmeisters slink out from behind the baseboard:

    The Mooch goes for both sides do it, and won’t play the blame game…:

    “There had to be a reason why she [Trump] was doing that. The same thing I would say about Secretary Clinton…We have to figure out why people are doing that…”

    Jeffrey Toobin opts for “no biggie”:

    “Most people realize that government officials do use their private email occasionally….It is not fundamentally a big deal…It’s technically not within the rules, but everybody in government does it…”.

    Oh really? Everybody??? And yes, that would be the same Jeffrey Toobin who savaged Hillary Clinton for months over her emails.

    If these maggots had a shred of decency they’d grab a bottle of scotch and a loaded pistol, and discreetly retreat to the library to make the world a better place.

  46. 46.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    November 20, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Nate Silver
    ‏Verified account @NateSilver538
    21h21 hours ago

    The most recent updates have Cox (D) over-performing his *overall* post-election numbers (which are already pretty good) by about ~5 points, however, perhaps because they contain a larger share of provisionals. If that trend continues, he’d eventually pull ahead by ~500 votes. (CA-21)

    7 replies 58 retweets 310 likes

    Dems closing in on 40 seats

  47. 47.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??: Porque no los dos?

  48. 48.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    @JPL:

    Jared Kushner’s company depends on Saudi and Qatar investments.

    Pretty sure Qatar pulled out on him after the Saudi blockade.

  49. 49.

    Yutsano

    November 20, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    @ Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  :

    mayonnaise flavored ice cream

    You must never speak of this atrocity again…

  50. 50.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    November 20, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    Well, I like normal mayo in small amounts. Same with gravy. They’re fine in their own lanes. Just, in those forms. Yeah, they’re equally gross

  51. 51.

    Miss Bianca

    November 20, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    @Yutsano: I dunno, if someone held a gun to my head and said “mayonnaise ice cream or gravy candy” I *might* pick the mayo ice cream.

    Or I might just say, “shoot me now.”

  52. 52.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    November 20, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    @Yutsano:

    …or what? ?

  53. 53.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 20, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    Cindy Hyde-Smith looks familiar. Are we sure she’s not an elaborate spoof a dumb white lady by Amy Sedaris?

  54. 54.

    Miss Bianca

    November 20, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    @Mandalay:

    If these maggots had a shred of decency they’d grab a bottle of scotch and a loaded pistol, and discreetly retreat to the library to make the world a better place.

    If these maggots had a shred of decency they wouldn’t be these maggots.

  55. 55.

    MattF

    November 20, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??: We had a contest in grad school for ‘most unlikely ice cream flavor’. The winner was ‘Trout’.

  56. 56.

    banditqueen

    November 20, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Our *Resident has thought about the Hyde-Smith klan quotes and here’s the fake’s take:

    Trump calls Hyde-Smith a “spectacular woman.” He says he might even do three rallies for her, not just two.

    (Daniel Dale)
    Of course the rallies are all about the *Resident, it’s just convenient that her views and his align. I hope it rains suddenly after he starts screaming.

  57. 57.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    @MattF:

    The winner was ‘Trout’.

    Japan came up with herring. I am not making this up.

  58. 58.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    And in case anyone missed the first posting: CDC is warning about all Romaine Lettuce due to E Coli. All of it. If its Romaine, throw it away. Source of the contamination is unknown.

  59. 59.

    Brachiator

    November 20, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith demanded there be no audience or outside press allowed at tonight’s U.S. Senate debate and requested other restrictions, two sources familiar with the debate negotiations told the Jackson Free Press Tuesday morning.

    So, are they going to broadcast the debate or hide it under a rock?

  60. 60.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    @TenguPhule: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come not to praise Ceaser salad, but to bury it. Thrice upon the salad bar, the Roman’s salad’s bowl it did fill…

  61. 61.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Pretty sure Qatar pulled out on him

    PHRASING!!!!!

  62. 62.

    Mary G

    November 20, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    @TenguPhule: I think the #FiveWhiteMen were pushing Marcia Fudge to run as their black woman figurehead they thought they could boss around, and she seemed to have her head turned by all the lavish praise, etc. But in the end, she knew better. They should throw Steny Hoyer off the island if they must have a younger person.

  63. 63.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    @Brachiator: It will be broadcast.

  64. 64.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    November 20, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    I liked reading that play in HS.

    “O, you flatterers!” Lol

  65. 65.

    ruemara

    November 20, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: When? I swear, these machinations feel like they’re done by grade school children.

    On a lighter note, I had 6 test cookies on the cookie sheet, gave my housemate two, had one, said goodbye to him before he left for his show and am down to 1 cookie and there seems to be a mysterious cookie eater who appeared between him coming downstairs into the kitchen and me having my back turned.

  66. 66.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 20, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: My wife just yesterday said that Hyde-Smith looked like “that woman who was in those detergent commercials,” and it didn’t take long before I figured out she meant Amy Sedaris, even though I’d never made the connection myself.

  67. 67.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    @ruemara: Perhaps you’re having blackout snacking episodes? Might want to get checked out before you go on a tri-state snacking spree!

  68. 68.

    Mike in NC

    November 20, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Debate sounds about as spontaneous as a Trump campaign rally.

  69. 69.

    banditqueen

    November 20, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    @TenguPhule: But what’s a bit of E. coli and kidney failure when you get the taste of Freedom with your salad?

  70. 70.

    Jay

    November 20, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    @Mary G:

    1) anti- Pelosi
    2) ?????????
    3) Fudge?
    4) Profits!

  71. 71.

    Miss Bianca

    November 20, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Would that be a “snack-out” episode, then?

  72. 72.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I’ll allow it.

  73. 73.

    jeffreyw

    November 20, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    @Yutsano:

    mayonnaise flavored ice cream

    Maybe with bacon sprinkles?

  74. 74.

    Mnemosyne

    November 20, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    @ruemara:

    I’m sure it was one of the cats. No other explanation, I’m sure.

    And before you tell me that cats don’t like cookies, our cat Charlotte LOVES fresh bread. Loves. It. Will try to steal it out of your hand if you don’t keep a good grip on it.

  75. 75.

    Mary G

    November 20, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    Hoocoodanode: Conservative nonprofit with obscure roots and undisclosed funders paid Matthew Whitaker $1.2 million (WaPo):

    Noah Wall, now a vice president of advocacy for a conservative nonprofit called FreedomWorks, was listed in Virginia state filings as a director of the group in 2014. Wall said he was surprised to learn of his role. He said he was approached by Wotring but never agreed to join.

    “I never signed anything,” he said. “I’m not entirely sure what any of this is.”

    Financial disclosure just barely released today, and already smells to high heaven. I cannot wait for Auntie Maxine to dig into these motherfuckers’ business and raise holy hell.

  76. 76.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    @Mary G: The funding stream comes from Leonard Leo’s dark money network.

  77. 77.

    Ladyraxterinok

    November 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    I don’t get it. What’s the point of having a debate if there’s no live audience or open press coverage?? Do what GOP wants, bit DO NOT call it a debate!!

    See any similarities to how Trump claims he’ll answer Mueller?.

  78. 78.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    @Mary G:

    The Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust described itself as a new watchdog nonprofit dedicated to exposing unethical conduct by public officials. For Whitaker, it became a lucrative steppingstone in a swift rise from a modest law practice in Iowa to the nation’s top law enforcement job. As FACT’s president, he regularly appeared on radio and television, often to skewer liberals.

    But FACT’s origins and the source of funding used to pay Whitaker — now the acting attorney general — remain obscured. An examination of state and federal records, and interviews with those involved, show that the group is part of a national network of nonprofits that often work in concert to amplify conservative messages.

    Contrary to its claims in news releases and a tax filing, the group was created under a different name two years before Whitaker’s arrival, according to incorporation and IRS records. At least two of the organizers were involved in another conservative charity using the same address.

    In its application to the IRS for status as a tax-exempt organization, the organizers reported that the group would study the impact of environmental regulations on businesses, records show. In that incarnation, the group took no action and “only existed on paper,” one man named in IRS filings as a board member told The Washington Post. Another named in a state filing as a board member said he never agreed to be on the board.

    In a sane timeline, these fuckers would have been audited and shutdown years ago.

  79. 79.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 20, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    Hoping for a miracle in Mississippi— especially after what happened in equally deep red Alabama. Hyde Smith is beyond a horrible person and Espy shouldn’t have agreed to her ridiculous debate conditions.

  80. 80.

    Mary G

    November 20, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    Usually not a fan of Senator Tribble from Kentucky, but when he’s right, he’s right:

    I’m pretty sure this statement is Saudi Arabia First, not America First. I’m also pretty sure John Bolton wrote it.— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) November 20, 2018

  81. 81.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 20, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    @Ladyraxterinok: I wonder why Espy agreed to go along with this charade. Hopefully he’ll go after her hard and score some points. If he can convince 25% of White Mississippians to vote for him, he’ll win.

  82. 82.

    TenguPhule

    November 20, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    @Mary G: Words are cheap. Rand Paul will fall in line.

  83. 83.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 20, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??: That’s what’s for dessert.

  84. 84.

    Mnemosyne

    November 20, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Apparently it was the one and only debate she would agree to, and her staff announced that Espy had accepted before he was even informed of it. He agreed because otherwise there would be no debate at all.

    They’re hoping to box him in, but I hope he’s able to get a few good punches in regardless of the way they’ve hamstrung him.

  85. 85.

    Ladyraxterinok

    November 20, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    @MattF: In 91 I made the mistake of ordering tuna pizza in Germany. Never again!!

  86. 86.

    rp

    November 20, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Of course he accepted the debate terms — he had no choice. She has all of the leverage because she has absolutely no incentive to debate him. So he has to accept whatever she offers and hope she screws up anyway (entirely possible).

  87. 87.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 20, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Okay. I figured it was something like that. It’s a shame he didn’t have enough leverage to tell her to pound sand.

  88. 88.

    divF

    November 20, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Thrice upon the salad bar, the Roman’s salad’s bowl it did fill…

    Very good – few people get to the second line of Marc Antony’s funeral oration.

    When I was a freshman in high school, we were required to take a one-per-week speech class. We were assigned 10-15 line excerpts from speeches to memorize, then were selected at random to get up and recite them on the stage in the auditorium. It ruined for me for many years key parts of Julius Caesar and King Lear (“…let not women’s weapons, water drops, stain my man’s cheeks…”).

  89. 89.

    ruemara

    November 20, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Funny, that’s what he said. The cats had nothing to say at all. Your kitty should have been here sunday. I got the dinner rolls made and the test knots came out nice & tender. So I froze the remainder for Thursday.

  90. 90.

    Ladyraxterinok

    November 20, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    @Mnemosyne: When I was in jr high, my brother and I were talking with one of his friends who was eating a rather large chocolate chip cookie. Our dog was watching and suddenly made a running leap, snatched the cookie out of the friend’s hand, and ran swiftly down the street. The expression on the friend’s face was priceless!

  91. 91.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    @divF: I had to memorize this oration, as well as that of John of Gaunt’s in high school. Gotta love the Jesuits!

  92. 92.

    divF

    November 20, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Jesuits, indeed. I remembered you were also Jesuit-educated, and was wondering if that was the source of your memory …

    The priest who taught this class, Fr. Bellwoar, was such a crusty old guy that he had us completely terrorized. I realized later that he was, in fact, a really nice guy who was trying to get a bunch of 14-year-olds over acute stage fright.

  93. 93.

    Central Planning

    November 20, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Local news is reporting NY-27 will go to Collins. :(

  94. 94.

    Uncle Cosmo

    November 20, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    @Yutsano: Could be worse.

    Could be Miracle Whip flavored ice cream =8^O

  95. 95.

    trnc

    November 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I think the Espy campaign should have agreed to everything except that they would film the entire debate, no concession on that. Let her try to explain why it shouldn’t be recorded or justify why she would drop out. A debate with no audience or recording is worthless to the likely winner.

  96. 96.

    Gelfling 545

    November 20, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    @TenguPhule: What good is a lawyer who can’t fill out forms, for dog’s sake.

  97. 97.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 20, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    @divF: In my case it was one of the secular faculty: Mr. Mann.

  98. 98.

    Gelfling 545

    November 20, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Being offered either would be a good opportunity to start a fast.

  99. 99.

    Jay C

    November 20, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    @Mary G:

    BTW, I read that Nancy Smash Speaker-to-be Pelosi has already dealt with Rep. Fudge’s abortive “challenge” by announcing that she (Pelosi) will be naming her to the Chairmanship of a new Elections Committee , so that she (Fudge) can channel her aggressions where they will do more good, i.e. against Republican vote-suppression. Now THAT’S expert politics…..

  100. 100.

    sgrAstar

    November 20, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    mayonnaise flavored ice cream…

    With tuna and pickle relish mix-ins!

  101. 101.

    Amir Khalid

    November 20, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    @Ladyraxterinok:
    No media, no live audience isn’t a debate, it’s a private meeting, And afterwards, one side gets to make shit up about what was said.

  102. 102.

    Procopius

    November 20, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    I wonder if anyone has explained to Hyde-Smith that while that kind of thing was good fifty years ago, or even ten years ago, this years people are remembering that Jefferson Davis and “the Sainted” Robert E. Lee were traitors as defined in Article 3 Section 3 of the United States Constitution. Does she even know that Abraham Lincoln was a member of the Republican Party? I have long wondered if Lincoln made a mistake by not having the top 50 of the leaders of the Confederacy tried. They surely would have been convicted and hanged.

  103. 103.

    Gemina13

    November 21, 2018 at 2:06 am

    @TenguPhule: Urgh. I once used rum to deglaze a roasting pan after cooking a chicken. That’s as close to gravy candy as I ever want to get.

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