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by John Cole|  November 26, 20189:48 pm| 220 Comments

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Every once in a while, twitter completely redeems itself:

JUST LEARNED THERE ARE 16 OUNCES IN A POUND AND I AM FUCKING LIVID

— moth dad (@innesmck) November 26, 2018

Read the entire rant.

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  1. 1.

    trollhattan

    November 26, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    Gawdayumn, I thought it was a pint!

  2. 2.

    Platonailedit

    November 26, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    Multiplying & dividing by ten so fucking librul and girly. Amurkkka is great.

  3. 3.

    karensky

    November 26, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    This twitter thread was just crazy fun. Tnx.

  4. 4.

    Jack the Second

    November 26, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Don’t get me started on stones.

    When the British added stones to their system (about the same time they started talking funny) they decided they wanted there to be an even number of stones in a hundredweight.

    SO THEY REDEFINED THE HUNDREDWEIGHT AS 112 POUNDS.

    Meanwhile for the curious, the cup-pound discrepancy is because historically the PINT was the fundamental unit of liquid measure. 16 oz in a pound, 16 oz in a pint, and a fluid oz of water weighs an ounce. Hence the old saying, “a pint’s a pound the whole world ’round”.

    Or at least until the British, as part of their ongoing madness after losing the American colonies, redefined their pint as 20 oz.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    November 26, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Ounces? Dude, there are 20 shillings in a pound.

    :)

  6. 6.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    @Platonailedit:

    Multiplying & dividing by ten so fucking librul and girly.

    I’m surprised the Trump administration hasn’t yet announced its plan to bring us off the decimal Sharia Law system and get back to good Christian Roman numerals.

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    November 26, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    @Kraux Pas

    Dolt XLV?

    ;)

  8. 8.

    FlyingToaster

    November 26, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    @Kraux Pas: Trump can’t do math, in any numeric system.

    He’s likely to refine everything as “one, two, three, many”.

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    November 26, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    That Twitter thread??

  10. 10.

    clay

    November 26, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    I was with him until he started ranting about American hotels calling the ground floor, “First Floor”.

    YEAH BRITAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO NATURAL TO START COUNTING WITH “ZERO”.

  11. 11.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 26, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    And you guys laughed at Lincoln Chafee.

  12. 12.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    And you guys laughed at Lincoln Chafee.

    Who’s laughing? It’s gotta take guts to run basically a single issue campaign where that single issue is the decimal system.

    And if I’m unfairly giving short shrift to Chafee’s platform, I would like to point out that my unwillingness to Google tonight shares at least a little blame with the way the MSM covers elections and, more importantly, ignores candidates.

  13. 13.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    @clay:

    YEAH BRITAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO NATURAL TO START COUNTING WITH “ZERO”.

    My admittedly incomplete education in computer science suggests that this is the convention for most programmers.

  14. 14.

    dmsilev

    November 26, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    @clay: That sound you felt rather than heard was the great disturbance in The Force as millions of computer programmers cried out in terror over zero vs. one indexed arrays, and were suddenly silenced.

  15. 15.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    @dmsilev: I said it first. You said it better.

  16. 16.

    aliasofwestgate

    November 26, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    @FlyingToaster: that’s one, two, many, lots. But then again, a discworld troll is far more intelligent than Lord Dampnut.

  17. 17.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    @Kraux Pas: To be fair, “but that’s how computers and their hangers-on count!” is not a fantastic argument for something being ‘natural.’

    ETA and oh yes what a fantastic twitter thread!

  18. 18.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 26, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    That is, and I mean this seriously, literally the best, SERIOUSLY THE LITERAL BEST Twitter thread ever in history.

  19. 19.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    November 26, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    I may be the only one, but I like the English system. The problem with the metric system is that while it’s easy to calculate, the measurements themselves are random, and not awfully practical in daily use. A foot is a good length for everyday shit. Centimeters are not. How tall is that guy? Oh, about six feet. That guy? A little less than six feet. The one over there? Maybe five feet and a half. Try doing that with centimeters. And the thing is, how often, really, do we need to calculate how many feet there are in two miles or something? And for cooking, English measurements are easy to work with. Twos and fours and threes, while they’re more of a hassle to calculate when you’re dealing with big numbers, are easier to halve or double when you have a cup of flour or something.

    Anyway, as I said, I might be the only one, but I like the English system.

  20. 20.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 26, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    @NotMax:

    Dude, there are 20 shillings in a pound.

    “But whatever his weight in pounds, shillings, and ounces,
    He always looks bigger because of his bounces.”
    /Tigger

  21. 21.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    Pints A Pound The World Around

    OMG, now I’ve learned something too!!!

  22. 22.

    catclub

    November 26, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Can Mothdad send us his credenzas?

  23. 23.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 26, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    @Kraux Pas: To be honest, the decimal system is pretty well-established and generally not controversial.

  24. 24.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 26, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    @Jack the Second:

    When the British added stones to their system (about the same time they started talking funny) they decided they wanted there to be an even number of stones in a hundredweight.

    SO THEY REDEFINED THE HUNDREDWEIGHT AS 112 POUNDS.

    I smell Rear Admiral Dr. Ronny Jackson.

  25. 25.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    How much is that in old money?

  26. 26.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    The problem with the metric system is that while it’s easy to calculate, the measurements themselves are random, and not awfully practical in daily use.
    …
    How tall is that guy? Oh, about six feet. That guy? A little less than six feet. The one over there? Maybe five feet and a half. Try doing that with centimeters.

    Now tell me, what system were you raised with?

    A foot is a good length for everyday shit. Centimeters are not.

    I don’t have a natural intuition for metric either, but I bet that meters would be the unit to serve that function.

  27. 27.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Which is really not saying much for Twitter.

  28. 28.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 26, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    @catclub:

    Gotta toggle the modem over to fax setting.

  29. 29.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): No, you’re not the only one. Move my cheese and I cut you.

  30. 30.

    wasabi gasp

    November 26, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    There a two boobs per lady. He should look into that. Sooner the better.

  31. 31.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    I was happy when Canada converted to the metric system.

    Only had to memorize the times tables to 10,

    Not 64.

    And of course, an ounce was not an ounce or another ounce any more. They were different measurements by volume or weight.

    Once you convert it’s easy. Distance is in km, speed is kmh, height is in metres, weight in kilo’s.

    All divisable by 10, not 64.

    When the Imperial System had to get precise, they started dividing the non-metric inch, in metric’s.

  32. 32.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    @wasabi gasp: huh?

  33. 33.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    @clay: Now to be fair, the Brits generally do not put floors down on the ground level, feeling the earth itself to be sufficient.

    [nods]

  34. 34.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    November 26, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    Wasabi is calling him a virgin and should get laid? You got me.

  35. 35.

    Jay Noble

    November 26, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    What? Not one mention of Points and Picas??

  36. 36.

    Walker

    November 26, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    Had a roommate in grad school who would swear that the imperial system was superior. Especially for lengths. 12 is evenly divisible by 3 unlike metric, which can only approximate fractions of a third, and this was absolutely necessary for carpenters (or so he said).

    To be fair, this is why the Babylonians (and hence our time/angle measurements) are in terms of 60. Evenly divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.

  37. 37.

    The Dangerman

    November 26, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    @wasabi gasp:

    There a two boobs per lady.

    Some, like Melania, have 3 boobs.

  38. 38.

    clay

    November 26, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Yeah… the set of “Natural Numbers” literally excludes zero and starts with one.

  39. 39.

    retiredeng

    November 26, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    Now there’s a fun rabbit hole!

  40. 40.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Nobody tell this gentleman about gridiron football, please.

  41. 41.

    wasabi gasp

    November 26, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Two nads per Willy?

  42. 42.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 26, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    I may be the only one, but I like the English system. The problem with the metric system is that while it’s easy to calculate, the measurements themselves are random, and not awfully practical in daily use.

    Obviously, you aren’t a carpenter. Or a machinist. Or a plumber….

  43. 43.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    @Walker:

    Done carpentry for years, from framing, to trim, to cabinet making.

    Never needed a 3.

    It’s a lot easier to note the lenght of the piece you need is 112.14 cm

    Than 3 feet, 9 inches and 17/64ths.

  44. 44.

    Barb 2

    November 26, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    Welcome to “Home Economics”.

    Or can girls from this era get out of that class in high school or jr. High?

    Just seemingly mindless stuff we girls had to memorize. Guys didn’t have to learn the cooking stuff or nutrition. But then what we learned about nutrition was mostly made up in order to sell agriculture products. So now diabetes is out of control – just because there are 16 ounces in a pound. But then it is more reliable to weigh the dry stuff rather than use the 8 ounces in one cup. Then there are the teaspoons – 3 tsp per Tablespoons.

    The spousal unit would now rant and rave about how RayGun (the prez) killed the metric system in the USA. Now we are all behind the rest of the world and stupid because 16 ounces are in one pound – unless the measurement is liquid. Or something. Home Economics was decades ago – it’s too easy to Google the answer.

    Poor guys you didn’t take Home Economics.

  45. 45.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 26, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    @clay: Not necessarily.

  46. 46.

    wasabi gasp

    November 26, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    Virgin? What’s wrong with you people? Bunch a sickos.

  47. 47.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    @wasabi gasp: ah, because twos are natural.

  48. 48.

    Luthe

    November 26, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    @aliasofwestgate: Yes, and even if the potential existed for him to get smarter at cold temperatures, the fur on his head would prevent it.

  49. 49.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    @Barb 2:

    The guy twitter ranting is a Brit.

    30 years old.

    The Brit’s went metric when they joined the EU.

    Now Brexiteer’s are twitting about how once they leave, they get to go back to the Imperial measurements, from foot, inch, pound, different ounces, hundredweights, Imperial gallons, tuppences, ha’pennies, guinea’s,……

  50. 50.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 26, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): A 2×4 is 1 1/2′ by 3 1/2″. A 2×6 is 1 1/2″ x 5 1/2″. A 2×8 is 1 1/2″ by 7 3/4″. Or sometimes more like 7 1/2″. A 2×10 is …. Studs are on 16″ centers. Trusses are on 24″ centers. Except for when they are on 19 3/16″ centers. A stud is 96 inches. Precut studs are 92 5/8″. Except for 9′ precut studs, they are 104 5/8″.

    Ad nauseum.

  51. 51.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 26, 2018 at 10:57 pm

    I feel like the national freakout over adopting the metric system was a harbinger of derp to come.

  52. 52.

    wasabi gasp

    November 26, 2018 at 10:57 pm

    @The Dangerman: That gang is so udderly deformed.

  53. 53.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: What’s a henwhey?

  54. 54.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 26, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    @different-church-lady: About 4 1/2 pounds.

  55. 55.

    wasabi gasp

    November 26, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: No man! Dude needs to get laid!!!!!! What’s wrong with you people? I’ve never been so frightened in all my life!

  56. 56.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Yup, so sensible.

    Dimensioned wood isn’t sold in it’s “claimed” dimensions.

  57. 57.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    I JUST DISCOVERED THERE’S ONLY 90 DEGREES IN A RIGHT ANGLE AND ONLY SIXTY MINUTES IN A DEGREE! HOLD ON WHILE I WRITE THE BEST TWITTER THREAD EVER!!!1!

  58. 58.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    @different-church-lady: nobody forced you to read it.

  59. 59.

    clay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Here’s the thing… LOOK OVER THERE!

    runs out the door

  60. 60.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: YES! WHY DOES NOBODY IN MY REAL LIFE GET THAT JOKE??!?

  61. 61.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 26, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    @Jay: It’s the milling. When it comes out of the saw it’s 2″, after they mill it down it’s 1 1/2″. Not sure why they settled on that. I think it was the late 40’s to early 50’s when carpenters became splinter phobic.

  62. 62.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    @wasabi gasp:

    The guy was responding to Brexit Insanity with wit and humour,

    Imagine MAGA’ts stating that in the Glorious Age of Trump, 2.0 all computer interactions from smart phones to pin pads will now require DOS.

  63. 63.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 26, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    @different-church-lady: Because they all have real lives? ;-)

  64. 64.

    jl

    November 26, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Apothecary, Avoirdupois or Troy, dude, Apothecary, Avoirdupois or Troy?

    What I like is that a hundredweight is 112 pounds. Now, that is weird.

  65. 65.

    wasabi gasp

    November 26, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    I’m gonna go sooth myself back to sanity with a pint of ice cream and masturbation.

  66. 66.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    HOLY GOD, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT FEBRUARY AND I AM PISSED!!1!

  67. 67.

    MomSense

    November 26, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    I was pissed because we spent the first half of 3rd grade learning it and then we came back from Christmas break and it was just abandoned without explanation.

  68. 68.

    jl

    November 26, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    I like the Swedish guy who tweeted back that everyone should use the Swedish ‘lagom’ system. Lagom means ‘just right’. Sounds good to me.

  69. 69.

    clay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    @different-church-lady: My World History teacher in 10th grade put that as a bonus question on a quiz. I’ve remembered that joke ever since.

    (It’s stuck with me way longer than any world history he taught.)

  70. 70.

    Amir Khalid

    November 26, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    The metric system isn’t as arbitrary or as counterintuitive as you say. A cubic metre of water has a mass of 1,000kg or one tonne, a litre has a mass of 1kg, and a millilitre has a mass of 1g. An electric guitar (to pick an everyday object at random) is 1m long. People in Europe have been measuring a person’s height in centimetres and their groceries in kg for going on two centuries and are well used to it. People in Asia abandoned catties and tahils for kg and grams a generation ago, and are doing just fine. Speed limits everywhere outside the US are posted in km/h and every driver understands how fast they may go.
    Converting between US and metric is also not hard. An inch is about 2.5cm, a foot is 30cm, a yard is 11/12 of a metre, a km is 5/8 of a mile. A 5’6″ person is 165cm tall. A litre is just over a quart. A kilogram is 2.2lb. An ounce is 28g. These conversion factors should suffice for most everyday purposes.

  71. 71.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    @different-church-lady: if I had learned about the number of days in the various months when I was thirty, I would have been flabbergasted!

  72. 72.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Renovated a bunch of pre-1900 plank built homes in town. Dimension’s didn’t change between rough sawn and milled, ( other than to get more uniform between boards and planks).

    Timber framers up here work in metric, but most of them are German.

  73. 73.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: How would you even know you were 30?

  74. 74.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    So I was just cooking asparagus, etc. for dinner. I had spiced the asparagus, but let the spice stick to the pan because I was trying to do too many things at once because I refuse to do prep work. Oh no! I have to fix this before it burns. So I use mirin and tamari to get it loose and blend everything together.

    Best asparagus I’ve ever eaten.

  75. 75.

    Amir Khalid

    November 26, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    @The Dangerman:
    :: Gasp :: You mean, Melania is really Eccentrica Gallumbits?

  76. 76.

    danielx

    November 26, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    @Kraux Pas:

    I don’t have a natural intuition for metric either, but I bet that meters would be the unit to serve that function.

    They would, or a fraction of them would, but a foot is still handier as a descriptive. The universe of objects a foot in size that people handle on a daily basis is much larger than those a meter in size. I can visual a foot a lot more easily than a third of a meter.

  77. 77.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    JESUS, WHY ARE ALL THE CONTINENTS DIFFERENT SIZES?!? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PEOPLE OPERATE LIKE THIS??!?!

  78. 78.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 26, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    @Amir Khalid: They said there’d be no math.

  79. 79.

    smedley the uncertain

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    @Jay: Furlongs per fortnight…

  80. 80.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PEOPLE OPERATE LIKE THIS??!?!

    We have Facebook.

  81. 81.

    Mnemosyne

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    DO YOU REALIZE YOU’RE YELLING AGAIN? JUST CHECKING.

  82. 82.

    Mike J

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    We use cups because the colonial powers thought it a bad idea to let us have accurate scales, lest we be able to engage in commerce with anyone else or on terms not dictated by them. With no scales, we used volumetric measures. Cups tend to be roughly the same size and they worked ok for most things.

    So fuck any Brits who want to sneer at cups.

  83. 83.

    KSinMA

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    @Jay Noble: Thank you!

  84. 84.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    @catclub: Is it that good?

  85. 85.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Imagine my surprise when I got to graduate school and found out that metric isn’t even metric: the edition of Jackson’s electromagnetism textbook we used back then had everything in Gaussian centimeter-gram-second units instead of SI, which actually affects the form of the electromagnetic formulae.

    And in particle physics we used “natural units” where the speed of light is 1, Planck’s constant is 2*pi and you measure length in reciprocal mega-electron-volts.

  86. 86.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 26, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    @Mnemosyne: WHAT?

  87. 87.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    @danielx:

    Objects less than a metre, become “estimated” in centimetres. Objects less than a centimetre, get “estimated” in milimetres.

    The head of a standard pin is thus roughly 1.25 mm vs somewhere between 1/64th and 1/32nd of an inch and holds 1000 fictional angels.

  88. 88.

    Sasha

    November 26, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    “NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:

    Two Farthings = One Ha’penny. Two ha’pennies = One Penny. Three Pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and One Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). One Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea.

    The British resisted decimalised currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated.”

  89. 89.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 26, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    @Jay: We do actually understand the metric system down here.

  90. 90.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    @Jay: How many real angels though?

  91. 91.

    smedley the uncertain

    November 26, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    @Jay: Why only 2…?

  92. 92.

    jl

    November 26, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Well, OK, smarty pants. A foot is how long some medieval guy’s foot was. Or some demented English king. And a stone is heavy, like a stone, see? Can’t get more intuitive and easy to use than that.

    Edit: the problem is that damned hundredweight. Gave the whole system a bad name.

  93. 93.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    @Mike J:

    You are in your cups again, arn’t you?

  94. 94.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 26, 2018 at 11:28 pm

    @Amir Khalid: My favorite US/metric conversion hack is that miles to kilometers is close to the ratio of successive Fibonacci numbers (since it’s coincidentally close to the golden ratio). 3/5 or 5/8 works, but 8/13 or 13/21 is even better.

    I realized that one day just looking at a car speedometer, then discovered it was already well-known.

    So if the number you want to convert is close to some easy multiple of a Fibonacci number (and basically anything is) you know what to do.

  95. 95.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Well, some of you,…….

    All of you here,…..

    But,…….

  96. 96.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    THERE’S NO EAST VIRGINIA!

    HOW IN GOD’S NAME CAN YOU COLONIAL DOODLES HAVE A WEST VIRGINIA WITHOUT THE PRECIOUS SYMMETRY OF AN EAST VIRGINIA??!? IT IS MADNESS ITSELF!!li!

  97. 97.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 26, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    @Walker: Circles are measured in mils.

  98. 98.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 26, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    @jl:

    some demented English king.

    That narrows it down.

  99. 99.

    jl

    November 26, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: What’s your problem buddy? You said you didn’t want any numbers. Some people are never satisfied.

  100. 100.

    Mnemosyne

    November 26, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    I just had a Cole-worthy snit when I couldn’t find a single one of the dozen (at least) wrist braces I have for my carpal tunnel issues and I need one RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE MY MOTHERFUCKING WRIST FUCKING HURTS!!!!

    Hopefully the small children who live in the apartment upstairs were out of earshot.

    Also, I currently feel like dragged-down shit for unknown reasons that may or may not be asthma, because I don’t fucking know and I have to time my inhaler just right or else it keeps me awake.

    And I am going to have to learn to dictate my writing if I don’t want to end up completely fucking crippled, and I don’t fucking want to.

    Fuck. All. This. Shit.

  101. 101.

    NotMax

    November 26, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    @Kraux Pas

    Now I’m stuck picturing Helen Mirren singing ‘tamari, tamari, I love ya, tamari.”

    Thanks a heap.

    ;)

  102. 102.

    Amir Khalid

    November 26, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    They lied to you. Deal with it.

  103. 103.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    They used to change it with every new demented King.

    How big’s a Trumphand?

  104. 104.

    eemom

    November 26, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    @clay:

    I was with him until he started ranting about American hotels calling the ground floor, “First Floor”.

    A lot of older buildings in NYC don’t have a 13th floor.

    Just thought I’d put that out there.

  105. 105.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 11:34 pm

    @NotMax: Thanks for contributing Helen Mirren to my insane compulsion to sing that song while cooking.

    Seriously, she makes it easier to take.

  106. 106.

    NotMax

    November 26, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    @different-church-lady

    And there’s a town in Pennsylvania named Wyomissing.

    The Y and the O are RIGHT THERE! Madness!

  107. 107.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yikes, hang in there!

  108. 108.

    Steeplejack

    November 26, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    @jl:

    That’s a long, or imperial, hundredweight. A short hundredweight is still 100 pounds.

    Everything is so simple.

  109. 109.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    …one of the dozen…

    Now you’ve done it….

  110. 110.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    @eemom: Is that a NYC thing? I saw that in Denver when I was a kid.

  111. 111.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 26, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    @danielx:

    I can visual a foot a lot more easily than a third of a meter.

    That is just semantics. You are pretty much visualizing the same thing, . You are more comfortable thinking in terms of inches and feet but only because that’s what you grew up with. I am too but I don’t kid myself about how much the math sucks.

  112. 112.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    November 26, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    @Sasha: Yeah, I never understood how Brits could do any kind of commerce or balance their checkbook under the 12 p = a shilling, 20 shilling = a pound system.

  113. 113.

    The Lodger

    November 26, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    I’m just happy to know there are six groats in a florin.

  114. 114.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    @eemom:

    Trump Towers has 10 floors that arn’t there.

    They wern’t there yesterday,

    They won’t be there tomorrow.

  115. 115.

    eemom

    November 26, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    I was in 6th grade when the US officially converted to the metric system (1974). One of the main lessons they hammered into our little heads was that the transition would take a LONG time to accomplish. They got that right.

    I’ll never learn to think in metrics, myself.

  116. 116.

    smedley the uncertain

    November 26, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    @Sasha: To add to the details… I learned in a Scottish school the the Monetary system was denominated as L S d; Pounds, shillings and pence.
    Helps to understand why Pounds of something are abbreviated Lbs. NB: I attended US schools up to the 3rd grade before that…

  117. 117.

    eemom

    November 26, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Also: royale with cheese.

  118. 118.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    I CAN’T SHARE MY PIZZA EVENLY WITH TWO FRIENDS!!1! HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ADVANCED CIVILIZATION???

  119. 119.

    Amir Khalid

    November 26, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:
    My yard/metre conversion is from football: the penalty spot is 12 yards from the goal line, and in German the penalty kick is called an Elfmeter (literally, eleven metres, that being the distance in metric).

  120. 120.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    November 26, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    @danielx: But the universe of 10 cm objects is probably even larger. Once you learn some common reference like that (10 cm is 4 inches) it becomes a lot easier to go back and forth between thinking in metric and thinking in English.

    Another useful one is that 250 mL (milliliters) is about a cup. And a liter is about a quart of course.

  121. 121.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    @eemom:

    In the US metric’s is a “volentary” system.

  122. 122.

    Amir Khalid

    November 26, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:
    In the pre-decimal days it was taught separately from maths in British schools, as a subject by itself.

  123. 123.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    November 26, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    @different-church-lady: I think you should work these into a stand-up routine. I’d watch.

  124. 124.

    different-church-lady

    November 26, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    Please, nobody show this gentleman a clock.

  125. 125.

    thalarctosMaritimus

    November 26, 2018 at 11:48 pm

    @wasabi gasp: The last Seattle BJ meetup I went to, at one point the jackals ended up spontaneously singing “Hitler Has Only Got One Ball”.

    I forget how we got onto that topic, though.

  126. 126.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 26, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: The irony is the military is all metric.

  127. 127.

    Kraux Pas

    November 26, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Now let’s say I were to make lemonade as an awesome dessert/drink type thing. One part lemon juice, one part sugar, and three parts water would be way easier in L, mL.

  128. 128.

    NotMax

    November 26, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    @Major Major Major Major

    Not at all uncommon in hotels.

    Then there’s the missing elevator numbers at the dolt’s tower, to inflate rents by falsely labeling office and condo floors.

  129. 129.

    Amir Khalid

    November 26, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:
    But It’s all MKs now rather than cgs, isn’t it?

  130. 130.

    clay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    @eemom: You partially already think in metric. Picture a 2-liter bottle of Coke. That’s metric. Asperin and other pills? In milligrams, metric.

  131. 131.

    Jay

    November 26, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    With beatings,…..

  132. 132.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 26, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    The Short, Strange History of Decimal Time

  133. 133.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    November 26, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I’m sure many of us learned the “mnemonic” that begins “Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November.” But as catchy phrases to remember things go, it’s kind of lacking. It sort of breaks down after that with the complications of the calendar.

    Thirty days hath September
    April, June and November
    All the rest have thirty-one
    Well, except February which only has twenty-eight
    Except it has twenty-nine on leap years
    Which are every four years. Unless it’s a century, then it’s not a leap year.
    Unless it’s divisible by 400.
    Then it is.

    When I took Latin class I learned about the Roman system of 12 months of exactly 30 days each, with a five-day Saturnalia party (which we could make six days on leap years). I always thought that was an eminently sensible system and don’t know why we didn’t keep it.

  134. 134.

    eemom

    November 26, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    @clay:

    Nope. I’m a quart/gallon woman.

    As for pills, I just take them. As prescribed.

  135. 135.

    Mnemosyne

    November 26, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    @eemom:

    Most tall buildings in the US lack a (marked) 13th floor.

    I once rode up in an elevator here in CA with two Spanish-speaking people, one of whom noticed that the elevator’s buttons went from 12 to 14. The other person explained that Americans have a weird superstition about the number 13, and they laughed at how silly Americans are.

    Mind you, I don’t really speak Spanish, so I was able to pick this all up from context and knowing a few random words.

  136. 136.

    BC in Illinois

    November 26, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    @Sasha:
    During WW II, my mother was a WAC, assigned to London for a while. She could do the whole schtick of “One Pound, Thruppence, Ha’penny” and the like.

    The WACs were instructed never to ask, “And what is that in real money?”

  137. 137.

    NotMax

    November 26, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    @eemom

    I miss fifths.

    Also half gallon containers of ice cream which really had 64 oz.

  138. 138.

    Amir Khalid

    November 26, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    @Walker:
    I’m guessing your grad-school roomie wasn’t going for a masters in woodworking.

  139. 139.

    PRW

    November 26, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    @Jack the Second: Eh, the hundredweight was modeled on the Continental quintal and took its name from weighing something near a hundred pounds.

  140. 140.

    Mnemosyne

    November 26, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I’m extra grumpy about it because I finally figured out how to revise my novel and I CAN’T FUCKING TYPE THE FUCKING REVISIONS!

  141. 141.

    PRW

    November 27, 2018 at 12:00 am

    @different-church-lady: It’s near the South Riding of Yorkshire.

  142. 142.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:02 am

    @,a href=”https://balloon-juice.com/2018/11/26/open-thread-2000/#comment-7100308″>Ceci n est pas mon nym

    And every time it’s evenly divisible by 4000, February gets one day added from then on (and still another one on leap years).

  143. 143.

    danielx

    November 27, 2018 at 12:02 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Eh, you’re right. But like you, I’ve spent a lot of time measuring in inches and feet. All what you’re used to, I know.

  144. 144.

    Mnemosyne

    November 27, 2018 at 12:02 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    I always thought that was an eminently sensible system and don’t know why we didn’t keep it.

    Because the Protestants didn’t want people to have that many holidays.

  145. 145.

    Amir Khalid

    November 27, 2018 at 12:03 am

    @Mnemosyne:
    If you come to Asia, you’ll notice that quite a few buildings lack a 4th, 14th, 24th, etc. floor. Superstitious Chinese consider 4 an unlucky number.

  146. 146.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 27, 2018 at 12:03 am

    @PRW: Which is near the east side of Chicago.

  147. 147.

    danielx

    November 27, 2018 at 12:06 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Because the Protestants didn’t want people to have that many holidays.

    You know, that would explain a lot….

  148. 148.

    boatboy_srq

    November 27, 2018 at 12:07 am

    A) That’s brilliant. Just effing brilliant.

    B) I remember back in my bad old university days wailing that I would never EVER weigh more than ten stone no matter how hard I tried to gain mass. Ah, youth….

  149. 149.

    boatboy_srq

    November 27, 2018 at 12:08 am

    @Amir Khalid: Don’t ever look up the history of the Alfa 164. Sales in HK were…. interesting…

  150. 150.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 27, 2018 at 12:08 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: I gotta do it.

  151. 151.

    Jay

    November 27, 2018 at 12:09 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    Puritians and other God Botherers objected to the 5 day Saturnailia Festival,…….

  152. 152.

    Jackie

    November 27, 2018 at 12:09 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I learned every leap year = Presidential voting year.

  153. 153.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:10 am

    @Amir Khalid

    There’s jokes aplenty in there about what the Chinese shout at golf course tees, but they all play better spoken rather than written.

  154. 154.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am

    @Mnemosyne: Back when I worked for Satan, the HQ building had a 13th floor. That’s where the computer server room was.

  155. 155.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am

    @danielx: Kinda funny story. In surveying caves one measures distance between survey stations, reading a compass and clinometer for bearing and degrees of incline. At each station the person pulling lead tape gives an LRUD (left, right, up, down distance from the survey station to furthest point on the left wall, same on the right wall, highest point on the ceiling, lowest point on the floor for a rough measurement of the cross section of the passage.

    On a trip in an Arkansas cave I had a gal from the Netherlands pulling lead tape. She sets the first station and starts giving me the LRUD in centimeters.

    “NO NO NO, inches and feet please.”

    2nd station, centimeters again. I switched her to shooting foresights and put an Arkie on lead tape

  156. 156.

    Mnemosyne

    November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    When the 818 area code was split off into the 626 area code that now covers a part of Los Angeles county that is primarily Asian immigrants, it was a HUGE honking deal. People were really, really pissed that they were losing the double 8 in their phone number.

    Good thing someone was smart enough not to try to impose the 424 area code on that part of the county. That one went to Santa Monica, where the Irish immigrants don’t care.

  157. 157.

    Kraux Pas

    November 27, 2018 at 12:13 am

    @Jackie: Not always true. Not at the turn at 3 out of 4 centuries. And on the millenia that don’t fall on one of those 3.

  158. 158.

    FRANK MCCORMICK

    November 27, 2018 at 12:14 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    You must still be tired from your move (I know I would be!).

    He’s extending the play on words to boob/idiot. And now I’m expecting to see w00t and the boobies…

  159. 159.

    danielx

    November 27, 2018 at 12:14 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    …and put an Arkie on lead tape

    Very prudent.

  160. 160.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:14 am

    @Mnemosyne

    Mentioned previously there’s a town called Haiku on Maui. Phone exchange there is 575.

  161. 161.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    November 27, 2018 at 12:15 am

    @wasabi gasp:
    I called it. I collect my 10,000 dollar bill. Yes, those really existed

  162. 162.

    Millard Filmore

    November 27, 2018 at 12:16 am

    @dmsilev:

    millions of computer programmers cried out in terror over zero vs. one indexed arrays

    Isn’t zero where you put the index counter?

  163. 163.

    Mnemosyne

    November 27, 2018 at 12:18 am

    @FRANK MCCORMICK:

    Did someone say boobies?

    w00t!

  164. 164.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:18 am

    @FRANK MCCORMICK

    w00t and the boobies

    Their first album had some of the (say it out loud) biggest hits on record.

    :)

  165. 165.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    November 27, 2018 at 12:18 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    I read your comment on the dead thread below on how many cars I’ve owned. I’m currently on my third and this is the first one I’m making the payments on; my parents made the payments on the previous ones. I’ve owned a 2012 Chevrolet Cruze and a 2015 Honda Civic. My current car is a 2018 Kia Forte.

  166. 166.

    Amir Khalid

    November 27, 2018 at 12:23 am

    @Kraux Pas:
    Interestingly, that fourth century is still only one day longer than the other centuries. And an even-numbered millennium, with three leap century years rather than two, is also only a day longer than an odd-numbered millennium.

  167. 167.

    different-church-lady

    November 27, 2018 at 12:24 am

    Fuck everything, I am throwing down lieue des Postes and removing everyone else’s marbles from the game.

  168. 168.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:25 am

    @Mnemosyne

    And then there’s Julie Andrews.

    :)

  169. 169.

    Kraux Pas

    November 27, 2018 at 12:25 am

    @Amir Khalid: Word.

  170. 170.

    guachi

    November 27, 2018 at 12:30 am

    Though the farthing/shilling/pound thing is a mess in a decimal world it’s great when you realize that there are 960 farthings in a pound. 960 is divisible by a whole lot of numbers
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 16, 20, 24, 30, 32, 40, 48, 60, 64, 80, 96, 120, 160, 192, 240, 320, 480, 960.

    Mighty useful.

  171. 171.

    sralloway

    November 27, 2018 at 12:31 am

    @NotMax: Is it 12 pence to a shilling? {Old school).

  172. 172.

    Mnemosyne

    November 27, 2018 at 12:32 am

    @different-church-lady:

    Note from that article that uniform measurements are so important that the English wrote them into the frickin’ Magna Carta.

  173. 173.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:33 am

    @guachi

    Guineas. £1 1s (241 shillings).

  174. 174.

    sralloway

    November 27, 2018 at 12:33 am

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??: Cleveland’s face?

  175. 175.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 27, 2018 at 12:38 am

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??: As did the $100,000 Federal Reserve Note, but it was never in circulation.

  176. 176.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:41 am

    @sralloway

    Have it on good authority that half a sixpence is better than half a penny is better than half a farthing.

    ;)

  177. 177.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)

    November 27, 2018 at 12:42 am

    @different-church-lady: East Virginia is righthere.

  178. 178.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 27, 2018 at 12:42 am

    @sralloway: Chase. Cleveland’s on the $1000.

  179. 179.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:46 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    Cleveland’s on the $1000.

    One bill, two presidents.

  180. 180.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 27, 2018 at 12:48 am

    @NotMax: Same man, just two terms that were served non-consecutively.

  181. 181.

    Steeplejack

    November 27, 2018 at 12:49 am

    @NotMax:

    A shilling is 12 pence. There are 20 shillings in a pound (240 pence), so 21 shillings in a guinea.

    Helpful chart in that thread.

  182. 182.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:51 am

    @steeplejack</a.

    Whoopsie. Knew it was 241 something.

    And here I was just about to cue up The Beatles' Shilling Lane.

    ;)

  183. 183.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:53 am

    Code fail.

    @Steeplejack

    Whoopsie. Knew it was 241 something.

    And here I was just about to cue up The Beatles’ </em.Shilling Lane.

    ;)

  184. 184.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 27, 2018 at 12:55 am

    @NotMax: Wasn’t the b-side Raspberry Fields Forever?

  185. 185.

    Jay

    November 27, 2018 at 12:56 am

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    North American car culture and the concept of “beaters” is often alien outside of North America.

    By the time 1 was 18 I had owned 8 different cars and two motorcycles, none worth more than $500 bucks.

  186. 186.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:58 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    Either that or Debussy Fields Forever (say it out loud).

    :)

  187. 187.

    Viva BrisVegas

    November 27, 2018 at 1:01 am

    @clay:

    It’s not zero, it’s the ground. The first floor is the first floor that is above ground level.

    Do you walk into a house with no upper floors and say “nice first floor you have here”?

    Anyway, if the US Army can go metric I don’t see why the rest of country can’t.

    Don’t get me started on software that assumes a default date format of MM/DD/YY. What idiot thought that one up. Grrr! Abomination.

  188. 188.

    Amir Khalid

    November 27, 2018 at 1:02 am

    @Sasha:
    And I thought Galleons, Sickles and Knuts was a complicated ystem.

  189. 189.

    Steeplejack

    November 27, 2018 at 1:06 am

    @NotMax:

    A guinea is 252 pence!

    I think this thread clearly makes the case for decimal everything.

  190. 190.

    eemom

    November 27, 2018 at 1:07 am

    @Viva BrisVegas:

    Don’t get me started on software that assumes a default date format of MM/DD/YY.

    Does that have anything to do with the now-forgotten cult of insanity about what would happen at midnight on January 1, 2000? Fun times.

  191. 191.

    Amir Khalid

    November 27, 2018 at 1:11 am

    @NotMax:

    There was a bit of controversy about that street name some years back: It was named after John Penny who, it turned out, was a slave trader back when Liverpool (as a major port city) was an international centre of that evil business.

  192. 192.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 1:13 am

    @Steeplejack

    I say it’s spinach and the hell with it. :)

    Good excuse as any to link to Mad Dogs and Englishmen.

  193. 193.

    Amir Khalid

    November 27, 2018 at 1:14 am

    @eemom:
    Not really. MM/DD/YY is an exclusively American date format. The rest of Earth uses the more logical DD/MM/YY.

  194. 194.

    Yutsano

    November 27, 2018 at 1:19 am

    @Mike J: The Brits use teaspoons. As in Imperial teaspoons.

    I’M JUST SAYING…

  195. 195.

    Martin

    November 27, 2018 at 1:26 am

    @Jay: Even better, a 2×4 isn’t 2″x4″, it’s 1.5″x3.5″ A 4×8 sheet of plywood is 48×96 inches, but a 4×8 sheet of OSB is 47⅞ by 95⅞. MDF is 49×97. Veneer is 48½ x 96½.

    The best thing about the metric system might be ISO paper sizes. Cut an A0 sheet of paper in half, and you get 2 A1. Cut the A1 in half and you get 2 A2, etc. all the way down to A10. Means that you can always find a size of paper that when folded in half can contain an insert. Envelopes work the same way. So you can put an A4 sheet of paper in a C4 envelope, but you can fold it in half and put it in a C5, or fold it in half again and put it in a C6.

    Imperial paper sizes are a fucking pain in the ass.

  196. 196.

    Viva BrisVegas

    November 27, 2018 at 1:27 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    The problem being that American software, I’m looking at you Microsoft, often makes MM/DD/YY the default date format.

    Despite the fact that it drives everybody outside the the US crazy.

    Like seven billion other people on this planet, whenever I come across a date like 01/12/19 on the internet, I require context to work out whether it refers to the 1st of December or the 12th of January.

    For this I blame America, and I do not forgive.

  197. 197.

    SectionH

    November 27, 2018 at 1:31 am

    Good grief, y’all are picky. Or maybe I’m just annoyed I didn’t get home sooner and missed all the early bragging rights about things like guineas and stones. Yes, I like some of my old useless knowledge. It beats all those commercia… no no no no, playing IZ now.

    Yes, I’ve been asked my weight in stones. It was legit, so I was honest, and they very nicely pretended not to believe me, and said was I sure I got the conversion right? I said, sadly, yes it’s 10 stone…

    My son texted me yesterday to ask me if we had some Barilla or Da Cecco spaghetti, linguine or similar long pasta at hand, and would we please measure it? I have to admit that was a fairly odd request, and I was amused, but we weren’t home. Mr S immediately went to teh Google, and I did my thing. Box is ~12″, pasta must be smaller. First info was 25.1 cm, which was close enough. When we got home, I measured fettuccine and linguine: both were 10.25 inches long. I was just a bit worried that we might be getting EU info so I wanted to make sure.

    I have utterly no idea why he needs a pan to fit completely not softened long pasta, but he was happy – and also appreciative of his stepdad’s google-fu, because he did eventually find the 25.1 cm info too. Not in the useful stats, but in some text or the other.

  198. 198.

    Martin

    November 27, 2018 at 1:40 am

    @Viva BrisVegas: Relatively valid. though if we’re talking about date formats in the context of data, then DD/MM/YY is only marginally better. YYYY-MM-DD is infinitely preferable. Not only does it naturally sort, but there’s no ambiguity as there is no YYYY-DD-MM format to confuse it with, and you don’t have the potential confusion around the century, which still creates data errors as the different applications of YY assume different cutoffs for the century.

  199. 199.

    dopey-o

    November 27, 2018 at 1:42 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: what’s a piecost?

  200. 200.

    Jay

    November 27, 2018 at 1:43 am

    @Martin:

    The OSB Gap,( don’t tell Trump) is because of the expansion gap needed for instalation.

    The MDF/Veneer gap is for trimmage.

  201. 201.

    Jay

    November 27, 2018 at 1:44 am

    @dopey-o:

    $9.95

  202. 202.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 1:49 am

    Tidbits from the instruction manual of a Black Friday week purchase which arrived today:

    …and then fix the randomly supplied screw at the bottom of the product with a screwdriver.

    Demolition of [the product] with authorization is strictly prohibited.

  203. 203.

    John Revolta

    November 27, 2018 at 1:56 am

    Ya know what pisses me off? Centigrade. It’s useless. Fahrenheit is MORE PRECISE.

    Fight me.

  204. 204.

    Suzanne

    November 27, 2018 at 1:56 am

    I had a British architecture professor who swore that buildings designed with imperial measurements were superior to buildings done to metric standards, because he said they felt more humane and in scale to the human body. I don’t know if I agree, but I think about the amount of building code I have memorized in imperial and feel shook at the idea of ever trying to relearn it in metric.

    Sixty-inch turning radius for wheelchairs, 18″ clear on the pull, 12″ on the push. Corridors are 44″ minimum up to 49 occupants, then they’re 5′, unless you have gurneys, then they’re 6′, unless you have hospital beds, then they’re 8′.
    .2″ of exiting width per occupant, except on stairs, which is .3″. But 48″ clear between handrails. Ramps are 1:12 max slope with handrails, 1:20 without handrails. Stairs are maximum 7″ riser, minimum 11″ tread plus 1″ nosing, with maximum 1/8″ variance per run.
    And more!
    And so much more.

  205. 205.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 2:05 am

    @Suzanne

    And the unwritten rule:

    Entrances to bathrooms in public buildings must not be evident, recognizable nor visible from more than 3 feet away.

    :)

  206. 206.

    Viva BrisVegas

    November 27, 2018 at 2:13 am

    @John Revolta:

    Kelvin, man.

  207. 207.

    Viva BrisVegas

    November 27, 2018 at 2:18 am

    @NotMax:

    Very few public buildings have bathrooms#. They have toilets.

    Which is itself a euphemism, but at least not a misleading one.

    # Number 2 in my list of Americanisms that annoy grumpy old men.

  208. 208.

    John Revolta

    November 27, 2018 at 2:27 am

    @Viva BrisVegas: Isn’t he that kid with the stuffed tiger? I love that kid. All peeing on the Ford logo and shit. Heh.

  209. 209.

    Martin

    November 27, 2018 at 2:29 am

    @Jay: Oh, I know, but using dimensions to label something and then violating that label creates enormous problems. Better to use a label that does not imply dimensions and then identify the standard for that label.

  210. 210.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 2:31 am

    @Viva BrisVegas

    To the tune of Your Song:

    It’s a little old dunny, that structure outside
    It’s not one of those you can easily hide

    :)

  211. 211.

    sm*t cl*de

    November 27, 2018 at 2:35 am

    Potzrebie measurements or GTFO.

  212. 212.

    Viva BrisVegas

    November 27, 2018 at 2:38 am

    @NotMax:

    Ancient Australian curse (not directed at you):

    May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.

  213. 213.

    Jay

    November 27, 2018 at 4:12 am

    @Viva BrisVegas: o

    Didn’ t Kelvin man die in Superman #122?

  214. 214.

    Jack the Second

    November 27, 2018 at 8:08 am

    @Matt McIrvin:
    1 km = 5 furlong
    100 m = 5 chain
    10 m = 2 rod
    1 m = 5 links

  215. 215.

    boatboy_srq

    November 27, 2018 at 8:34 am

    @NotMax: And here I thought that honor went to Ivor Biggun and the D Cups

  216. 216.

    Citizen Alan

    November 27, 2018 at 9:57 am

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    How tall is that guy? Oh, about six feet. That guy? A little less than six feet. The one over there? Maybe five feet and a half. Try doing that with centimeters.

    /blinks/ Why would anyone measure the height of a person in centimeters as opposed to meters? You know, since the whole point of the metric systems is so that you can use accurate decimal units? A guy who is 6’4″ is about 1.93 meters (or just about 2 meters if that level of precision isn’t needed).

  217. 217.

    J R in WV

    November 27, 2018 at 10:46 am

    @wasabi gasp:

    There a two boobs per lady. He should look into that. Sooner the better.

    Wrong, numbnuts… I’ll leave you to figure out why you are despicably wrong. And pied.

  218. 218.

    Just Chuck

    November 27, 2018 at 11:17 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    they laughed at how silly Americans are

    Ask a Korean about “fan death” sometime. It’s not just us.

  219. 219.

    low-tech cyclist

    November 27, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    I didn’t care in the least about how stupid our American system of measurement is, until I became a parent and it was in my face every time I tried to explain any part of it to my son.

    Parenthood turned me into an evangelist for metric. I will never again have to explain to a child of mine that there are 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 16 ounces in a pound (or pint), 2 pints in a quart, 4 quarts in a gallon, 43,560 square feet in an acre, 640 acres in a square mile, 8 quarts in a peck, 4 pecks in a bushel, 12 bushels in a shitload, and so forth.

    But nobody else should have to go through this again either.

  220. 220.

    Jack the Second

    November 27, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    @low-tech cyclist: Honestly, the acre is a bad unit. It doesn’t measure a useful size of land for anything nowadays, and it just encourages people to think that it make sense to put a house per acre.

    You should use the square furlong or, if you must, the hectare (about 4 hectare to the square furlong).

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