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Open Thread: Now For Something Completely Different

by TaMara|  November 27, 201811:22 am| 24 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

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Okay, Facebook gave me my laugh of the day. I posted this link and the preview to it on my FB page and FB removed it:

I Think Gabe Misses Bixby

I have moved the actual photo below the fold, because, you know, it’s clearly sensitive.

Bixby is beat from a very long week of partying. Everybody loves the Bixby. I think Gabe missed him. Actually, you can’t see it, but Gabe also has his foot resting on my foot.

And can I tell you how charming it is to have the ducks run to the back door to greet me when I got home? I think they missed me. <3

Clearly, my cooking blog is x-rated.

Open thread

ETA: I requested a review and they banned it again.

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24Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    November 27, 2018 at 11:25 am

    NSFW

  2. 2.

    TaMara (HFG)

    November 27, 2018 at 11:27 am

    @Baud: I’m dying. If they’d seen him when his equipment was intact, they would have fallen off their chairs. #elephanttesticles

  3. 3.

    West of the Rockies

    November 27, 2018 at 11:27 am

    C’mon, man…

  4. 4.

    wasabi gasp

    November 27, 2018 at 11:49 am

    What’s not for dinner, amirite?

  5. 5.

    eclare

    November 27, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Love it when my dog sleeps belly up!

  6. 6.

    BroD

    November 27, 2018 at 11:53 am

    No, this is the funniest bit I’ve seen today:
    At TPM: “Zinke At Wildfire Site: ‘A Lot Of Things I’d Rather Spend This Federal Money On’”

  7. 7.

    Miss Bianca

    November 27, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    @BroD: Jesus, isn’t this guy in jail *yet*?

  8. 8.

    TenguPhule

    November 27, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): TMI

  9. 9.

    sukabi

    November 27, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): so what does FB find offensive, assholes or dicks? Seriously if it’s either of them the entire platform wouldn’t exist.

  10. 10.

    TenguPhule

    November 27, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Jesus, isn’t this guy in jail *yet*?

    No, its only an ethics investigation.

    The Department of Just us Republicans has seen no need to bring criminal charges into this.

  11. 11.

    WereBear

    November 27, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    I just had to delete several photos from a recent Tristan session involving similar leg action. I didn’t notice it at the time, but later I saw that he got — you know — into it.

  12. 12.

    burnspbesq

    November 27, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    From the Dept. of “Gee, Ya Think?”

    https://www.justsecurity.org/61621/proof-surfaces-family-separation-deterrence-punishment/

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    November 27, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Under its new all the truth and only the truth, all the time policy, FB isn’t about to let sleeping dogs lie.

    :)

  14. 14.

    TaMara (HFG)

    November 27, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    @WereBear: LMAO

  15. 15.

    TenguPhule

    November 27, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    @NotMax:

    FB isn’t about to let sleeping dogs lie.

    Just the bare facts.

  16. 16.

    WaterGirl

    November 27, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    It’s quite clear that Gabe is the one in charge at your house. Gabe Rules All.

  17. 17.

    TenguPhule

    November 27, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Gabe Rules All.

    Pretty sure Bixby’s willow is planted too close to Gabe.

  18. 18.

    Just Chuck

    November 27, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    This is why I won’t put my photos on FB. One gatekeeper of morals for two billion people. Fuck them.

  19. 19.

    Just Chuck

    November 27, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    @burnspbesq: From the “how not to write a slug line URL” file. Just picking out the nouns doesn’t work very well.

  20. 20.

    JaneE

    November 27, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    I can think of one politician who might be aroused by that pic. Bixby is the size of a small horse.

  21. 21.

    Dan B

    November 27, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    A couple hundred kids in Manila censor much of FB. Wonder who believes dog and kitteh together is kinky?

  22. 22.

    catclub

    November 27, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    @WaterGirl: It looks more like Gabe is concerned about the likelihood of dog farts.

  23. 23.

    Mnemosyne

    November 27, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Well, no shit. That’s what Kelly said it was about from the beginning. Problem is, when people are already desperate and afraid that they and their children will be murdered, it’s not much of a “deterrent” to say they’ll be separated … unless you plan to treat those kids even worse than the people trying to murder them would have so that the violent death of your children seems preferable to them being in the custody of the United States. Which is why John Kelly is a fucking monster.

  24. 24.

    Raoul

    November 28, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    So on Giving Tuesday (or as one wag put it, ‘the day everyone asks for money but doesn’t give much’), FB’s #3 United States nonprofit by rank of funds raised was some sort of strange New Jersey Chinese expat ‘newspaper’ that exposes the ills of Communism. So FB is up to their usual goodness.

    But a belly shot of a dog? Banned, forever!

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