Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

He really is that stupid.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

We still have time to mess this up!

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Everybody saw this coming.

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

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This high-five might’ve gotten more attention if GHWB hadn’t done his beloved GOP one last fortuitous favor, but don’t worry, we’ll hear more about the Russia-Saudi bro-fest as its implications multiply. Both Putin and MBS are kleptocrats in control of third-world shitholes entirely dependent on fossil fuels for their continued survival… but to date, as far as I know, the Saudis haven’t been able to get their hands on the kind of nuclear arsenal that keeps Russia ‘relevant’. Maybe MuhammedBoneSaw’s new BFF can help him with that, now!

And to think we might’ve had an actual President in the Oval Office, instead of the current Squatter-in-Chief…


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  2. 2.

    prostratedragon

    In these wretched times, one should not let the incandescence of that loathsome creature in the WH obscure the loathsomeness of the one in Moscow. This has to be a low point in the modern era for national leadership.

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    Raoul

    @prostratedragon: Sprinkle in some Brexit mayhem, and I think I agree – quite the nadir (but, like ‘peak wingnut’, how low national leadership can go is likely bottomless).

  4. 4.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    One of the weird things about Tяump voters is how little they care about what the rest of the world thinks about us after telling us all for eight years how galling it was to have a president the world laughed at all the time. Now we really do have a president the world is laughing at, and they tell us it doesn’t matter what the world thinks.

  6. 6.

    Mike in NC

    January just can’t come soon enough. Fat Bastard will be slowly grilled by House Democrats over a spit until he and his whole crime syndicate family are cooked to a crisp. Fuckem!

  7. 7.

    John Revolta

    Trump’s got the same look on his face as at the WHCD back when Obama was making fun of him; back when all the trouble started.
    What’s gonna happen next? Stay tuned!!

  8. 8.

    hilts

    @Mike in NC:

    Grilled Fat Bastard sounds delicious.

    @John Revolta:

    I hope Trump has many extended alternating bouts of diarrhea and constipation between now and 2020. I want this fat ugly bastard feeling as miserable as possible for the remainder of his term in office.

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    prostratedragon

    @Raoul: “how low national leadership can go is likely bottomless”

    I’m afraid you’re right. I confidently predicted in 2016 that if that clown won, he’d crash through each day’s version of the absolute bottom like tissue paper. With nothing to stop it, the phenomenon could be global.

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    Amir Khalid

    @John Revolta:
    As much as I’d love to see it, it’s hard to imagine Trump daring to lash out at Putin. So I wonder at whom he will lash out instead.

  14. 14.

    J R in WV

    Love that remark:

    Boy, that PUTIN ~!!~ WORST President since CHENEY~!!~

    Who could have predicted that the Repubican Teahaddi Jihad would lead to this/???

    Who believed that two years in the Republicans would still be confident that Putin will be the best of all possible leaders for America, or else that whatever kind of bad Putin will be, that’s better than a Demoncratic leader would surely be. I’m not really way surprised, the money for the leadership has been from the Russians, and Faux is prepared to lie about that forever.

    What a leader we have,
    In Putin
    What a leader we have
    in Mohammed Bin Sawd

    Thanks be to Trump
    For sucking Putins dick

    Thanks be to Trump
    For sucking Mohammed Bin Sawed’s dick

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    Bruce K

    Since it’s an open thread, does anyone know if there exists somewhere on Teh Intarweebs an uncensored copy of Jon Stewart’s bit on The Daily Show where he got a gospel choir to sing out to Fox News to “go fuck yourself”? I can find versions on YouTube, but the censor beeps kind of detract from the message I’d like to send certain people (embellished by Amazon links to a paring knife and a corkscrew).

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    debbie

    I hope the oontext of that Putin-MBS display becomes known. I have never, ever seen Putin so demonstrative or so giddy.

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    Butch

    And yet proving they haven’t learned a damn thing, every single one of the major TV newscasts last night referred to a “historic” trade deal with China that Trump supposedly struck in Argentina. Which apparently consists of nothing but a half-baked agreement to delay some sanctions.

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    A Ghost To Most

    The World Wide He-Man Girl Hater Dictator’s Club needs to work on their secret handshake.

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