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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Night At the Movies Open Thread: #TrumpCrimeMovies

Night At the Movies Open Thread: #TrumpCrimeMovies

by Anne Laurie|  December 8, 201810:05 pm| 241 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel

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Gonna be hard to beat this first one:

RESERVOIR FROGS (2018) A profoundly stupid mob boss assembles a team of people even dumber than he is to commit political and financial crimes.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 7, 2018

Red Don #TrumpCrimeMovies

— Alan Kors (@alkors) December 7, 2018

#TrumpCrimeMovies The Treason Runs Through It

— Tia (@TFerrandino) December 8, 2018

All The President's Relatives #TrumpCrimeMovies

— Matt (@ConspiracyEgg) December 7, 2018

To Russia With Love: An autoerotic autobiography #TrumpCrimeMovies

— HotLav_a (@HotLav_a) December 8, 2018

O BROTHER, HOW DUMB ART THOU? (2018)

— Eric Bloom (@ericdbloom) December 7, 2018

I Don't Know The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, I've Never Met The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, I Could Shoot Liberty Valance On 5th Avenue, But I Am Certainly Not The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance #TrumpCrimeMovies

— Alex Brant-Zawadzki (@beezling) December 8, 2018

It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mueller Investigation

A madcap race to get as much money as possible before everyone is indicted! Presented by an all-star cast of reality tv personalities, b-list celebrities, and internet conspiracy theorists ??#TrumpCrimeMovies

— ?????????? ?????????????? (@cderksen2000) December 7, 2018

Everyone croaks at the end.

— Scott (@scottk1350) December 8, 2018

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241Comments

  1. 1.

    hells littlest angel

    December 8, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Dumbfellas.

  2. 2.

    hells littlest angel

    December 8, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    White Nationalist Heat.

  3. 3.

    hells littlest angel

    December 8, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    Touchez Pas au Pussi.

  4. 4.

    Corner Stone

    December 8, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    The Hot Spot

  5. 5.

    zhena gogolia

    December 8, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    @hells littlest angel:

    Good one!

  6. 6.

    lollipopguild

    December 8, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    The Russia House.

  7. 7.

    lollipopguild

    December 8, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    Waiting for Putin.

  8. 8.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 8, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    The President’s Brain Is Missing!

  9. 9.

    Ken

    December 8, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    The Manchurian Candidate Part II

  10. 10.

    Ben Cisco

    December 8, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    Idiocracy (documentary)

  11. 11.

    The Dangerman

    December 8, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    Hate Men Out

    ETA: Ladies and the Trump?

  12. 12.

    Another Scott

    December 8, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    Plan 9 from Trump’s Place.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  13. 13.

    lollipopguild

    December 8, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    101 Dumbasses

  14. 14.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 8, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad White House.

  15. 15.

    lollipopguild

    December 8, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    Dumb, Dumber and even more Dumber

  16. 16.

    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    There’s this:
    https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLTFfF4QGmCmpf6FrqK1

  17. 17.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 8, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    You’re so right! pic.twitter.com/ywRbXfgySt

    — Dan Salmon (@DanSalmon) December 9, 2018

  18. 18.

    The Dangerman

    December 8, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    The Legend Of Bigger Dunce

  19. 19.

    Davidg

    December 8, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    The Kids Are All Right Wing.

  20. 20.

    Suzanne

    December 8, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    The Shitbirdman of Attica.

  21. 21.

    zhena gogolia

    December 8, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    Double Indumbnity

  22. 22.

    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    @Aleta: Comes from this article at the Wa Po; some variations are in the twitter nearby to Adam’s link at #17.

  23. 23.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    December 8, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Pee Pees Big Adventure.

  24. 24.

    rikyrah

    December 8, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Tomthunkit™
    ‏

    @TomthunkitsMind
    Follow Follow @TomthunkitsMind
    More
    A deer entered one of the shops in Colorado. The shop owner gave him some chocolate biscuits and chocolate. He came out of the store and returned after half an hour with all his family members..

    https://twitter.com/TomthunkitsMind/status/1071594094621790208

  25. 25.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 8, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    From Russia With Triumphant Mockery

    ETA: The Russian Empire Strikes Back

  26. 26.

    Yarrow

    December 8, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    The Treason Club

  27. 27.

    oldgold

    December 8, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    Lie Hard

  28. 28.

    Jay

    December 8, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    American History Ex.

  29. 29.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 8, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    @rikyrah: That’s actually from last December. I did a post on it.

  30. 30.

    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    The Presidiot

  31. 31.

    The Dangerman

    December 8, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    Bullshit Derp Him

  32. 32.

    Mornington Crescent

    December 8, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    Individual 1 Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

  33. 33.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 8, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    The Donnest Clown Affair

  34. 34.

    Yarrow

    December 8, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    Wet Hot Russian Treason

  35. 35.

    Stuart Frasier

    December 8, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    Jared of Arabia?
    One Angry Man?
    Raging Bullshit?

  36. 36.

    DavidG

    December 8, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    Moll Rats.

    I Never Sang On My Father – until they made me!

    Kindergarten Pop.

  37. 37.

    RandomMonster

    December 8, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    The Siberian Candidate

  38. 38.

    Yarrow

    December 8, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    The Man with No Brains

  39. 39.

    Stuart Frasier

    December 8, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Forrest Trump?
    A Fistful of Rubles?
    Scumdog Billionaire?

  40. 40.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    December 8, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    The Deplorables

  41. 41.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Bush Depravity and the Orange-Ass Shit

  42. 42.

    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    The Great Puppet Caper

  43. 43.

    The Dangerman

    December 8, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    Far …… Go!!!!!!!!!!

  44. 44.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    It’s a Deplorable Life

  45. 45.

    phantomist

    December 8, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    My Big Fat Week I’m Dreading

  46. 46.

    FelonyGovt

    December 8, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    There’s Something About Maria Buttina

  47. 47.

    Ninedragonspot

    December 8, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Blazing Scandals

  48. 48.

    JR

    December 8, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Elmer Gantry

  49. 49.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    December 8, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    A Treason in The Son.

  50. 50.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 8, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    @DavidG: I Never Sang On My Father – until they made me!

    Heh. I saw somebody on TV speculating about whether it would be the Large Adults who flipped on trump, or if trump would flip on his spawn. I think if anyone’s capable of inadvertent flippers, it’s Fredo. Or the other Fredo. And I will not be surprised if we eventually learn that Jared, prompted by Ivanka, has been feeding Mueller dirt all along.

  51. 51.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    Lies Wide Open

  52. 52.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Spawn of the Dread

  53. 53.

    Ninedragonspot

    December 8, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    CovRififi

  54. 54.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    Touch Of Evil

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    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    Kiss Me Dadly

  56. 56.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    Moscow on the Hudson

  57. 57.

    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    The Man Who Didn’t Know Too Much

  58. 58.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    Mueller’s Crossing

  59. 59.

    FelonyGovt

    December 8, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    The Cohen Mutiny

  60. 60.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 8, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    He Stopped Making Sense

    ETA: A Man For All Treasons

  61. 61.

    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    Farewell, My Attorney

  62. 62.

    Stuart Frasier

    December 8, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    Putin on the Ritz
    Orange Country
    Winter’s Bonespurs

  63. 63.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    Aquaman (because he’s been underwater since the 1980s).

  64. 64.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    Tennessee Tuxedo quartet:

    The Ass Menagerie

    Shat on a Not Told Truth

    Suddenly Last Hummer

    Streetcar Named You’re Fired

  65. 65.

    kd bart

    December 8, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Lies My President Told Me

  66. 66.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    The Phantom Menace and EVERYONE’s Jar Jar.

  67. 67.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    All About Greed

  68. 68.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    Hotel Drumpselanvnia

  69. 69.

    kd bart

    December 8, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    Cheat, Prey, Lie

  70. 70.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    The Devil’s Triangle.

  71. 71.

    FelonyGovt

    December 8, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    17 Angry Democrats

  72. 72.

    prostratedragon

    December 8, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    The President’s Bagman

  73. 73.

    Aleta

    December 8, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    Who Framed Roger Stone

  74. 74.

    Doug R

    December 8, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    Avengers Endgame

  75. 75.

    Corner Stone

    December 8, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    @Doug R: Ooooo, Miller’s Crossing. One of my all time favs. There’s a lot there, actually.

  76. 76.

    zhena gogolia

    December 8, 2018 at 11:13 pm

    @Doug R:

    I like the ones that are actual titles that fit perfectly! The only one I can think of is

    Curly Top

  77. 77.

    phantomist

    December 8, 2018 at 11:13 pm

    The Girth of a Nationalist

  78. 78.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    They Shoot Traitors, Don’t They?

  79. 79.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I like the ones that are actual titles that fit perfectly! The only one I can think of is

    Curly Top

    The Potemkin Village

  80. 80.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Silence of the Scams

  81. 81.

    Barbara

    December 8, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    @Doug R: More like, Moscow on the Potomac.

  82. 82.

    Sister Golden Bear

    December 8, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    @Doug R: Grope of Evil

  83. 83.

    kd bart

    December 8, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Midnight in the Rose Garden of Evil.

  84. 84.

    Corner Stone

    December 8, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    @zhena gogolia: In that case, I hope you’re not sleeping on my submission for “The Hot Spot”.
    Don Johnson. Virginia Madsen. Used car sales. It’s got everything!

  85. 85.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    The Grifters

  86. 86.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    Witches

  87. 87.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:28 pm

    Back to the Slammer

  88. 88.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    @phantomist:

    The Girth of a Nationalist

    This is really apt.

  89. 89.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    Plan 9 from Outer SpaceFarce

  90. 90.

    prostratedragon

    December 8, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    The Big Condo

    (What are we up to now?) The Dirty Dozen

  91. 91.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    The Brood, the Had, and the Fugly

  92. 92.

    kd bart

    December 8, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    Comey the Destroyer

  93. 93.

    Stuart Frasier

    December 8, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    President Evil
    Hair Farce One
    A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue

  94. 94.

    Jay

    December 8, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    Our Man in Mar Lego.

  95. 95.

    Yarrow

    December 8, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    Judges and Silent Bob Strike Back

  96. 96.

    SoupCatcher

    December 8, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    You guys are hilarious.

    Surprised nothing has yet come up for Forrest Gump and Goldfinger.

    I’ll go with Michael Douglas.

    Tool of Denial
    Bromancing the Cohen (just slur it a bit)

  97. 97.

    dm

    December 8, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    The Lyin’ in Winter
    All Individual 1’s Men
    The Clodfather

  98. 98.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    My Dinner with Volodya

    A Fish Called Donalduh

    A Blockhead Orange

    Sex, Lies and Forcible Rape

  99. 99.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 8, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    .

  100. 100.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    Honey, I Sold Out the Country

  101. 101.

    prostratedragon

    December 8, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    Rat People

    The Big Combover

  102. 102.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    The Hateful Ate a Shitload of Junk Food

  103. 103.

    RepubAnon

    December 8, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    Orange in a New Black and White Striped Suit: The Apricot Hellbeast dons prison uniform and meets his roomate.

  104. 104.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    Mary Anne’s Baby

  105. 105.

    tobie

    December 8, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    The Silence of the Republicans
    Who’s Afraid of Vladimir Putin?
    Picnic at a Hanging (Rock On)

  106. 106.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:46 pm

    (TV film, but why not?)

    I Know Why the Caged Rat Sings

  107. 107.

    prostratedragon

    December 8, 2018 at 11:46 pm

    I Love Lucre

  108. 108.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    Stoolie’s Choice

  109. 109.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    There Will Be Perjury

  110. 110.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:48 pm

    Traitors of the P*rn

  111. 111.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Invasion of the P.ussy Snatchers

  112. 112.

    prostratedragon

    December 8, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Graceless Will

  113. 113.

    The Dangerman

    December 8, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Donnie and Clods

  114. 114.

    West of the Rockies

    December 8, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Fabulous!

  115. 115.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    The Worst Years of Our Lives

  116. 116.

    Mary G

    December 8, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Don’t know if this person is credible, or the tweet he’s referring to, which is in Russian, but it would be nice:

    Russian Central Bank preparing banks to disconnect from Visa and Mastercard due possible additional sanctions

    Ok this is major. https://t.co/IxX3ocGyyI— Aki Heikkinen (@akihheikkinen) December 8, 2018

    I will think of a hilarious movie title adaption two days from now, but am stumped. You guys are so much fun.

  117. 117.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    No Country for Old Traitors

  118. 118.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    The Fellowship of the Sting
    The Two TrumpTowers
    The Return of the Emails

  119. 119.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    Dr. Feelgood or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Certify the Obese President is 239 Pounds

  120. 120.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    Donnie Moscow

  121. 121.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    The Tweet Smell of Excess

  122. 122.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: You are on fire!

  123. 123.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 8, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    My Beautiful Laundrette

  124. 124.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    Raging Bullshit

  125. 125.

    SFAW

    December 8, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    The Seventh Squeal
    (In honor of Cohen et al.)

    Traitor

    The Lyin’, The Snitch, and the Whoredolt (or Moron?)

    A-grift

    Psycho

  126. 126.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    Lazy and Confused

  127. 127.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 8, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    Days of Swine and Potus

  128. 128.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    This is Wire Tap

  129. 129.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Polonium at Tiffany’s

  130. 130.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    2016: A Greed Odessy

  131. 131.

    Robert Flatley

    December 8, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    A Ne’er-do-well Orange

  132. 132.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    treason, lies, and peetape

  133. 133.

    piratedan

    December 8, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    Used Tsars
    DJT and the Dixie Dance Kings
    Best Little Whorehouse in DC

  134. 134.

    sdhays

    December 8, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    Crazy Rich Traitors

  135. 135.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 8, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    “Billion” Dollar Baby

  136. 136.

    C Stars

    December 9, 2018 at 12:00 am

    @Bobby Thomson: love it!

  137. 137.

    sdhays

    December 9, 2018 at 12:01 am

    Scent of a Traitor

  138. 138.

    Inventor

    December 9, 2018 at 12:01 am

    Our Man Flynn

  139. 139.

    The Dangerman

    December 9, 2018 at 12:01 am

    The Sound of You, Sick

  140. 140.

    sdhays

    December 9, 2018 at 12:02 am

    In the Mood for Lies

  141. 141.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 9, 2018 at 12:04 am

    @Matt McIrvin: nice….

  142. 142.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:05 am

    Sorry, Wrong Answer
    Y Tu’ Hija, Tambien
    The Smutty Confessor
    Bad Shill Hunting
    In the Mood for Gov

  143. 143.

    The Dangerman

    December 9, 2018 at 12:07 am

    Readers Of The Last Art Of The Deal

  144. 144.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:10 am

    Midnight TweetBoy

  145. 145.

    Hunter Gathers

    December 9, 2018 at 12:14 am

    200 Indictments

    Ready Individual One

    Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great ‘Trump Freak-Out’

  146. 146.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:15 am

    The Weirdly Tiny Hand That Defrocks the Cradle

  147. 147.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:16 am

    The Recycle Thief

  148. 148.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2018 at 12:17 am

    I of course got nothing.

  149. 149.

    The Dangerman

    December 9, 2018 at 12:17 am

    Old Limp Dick Has Fallen

  150. 150.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 9, 2018 at 12:19 am

    Being There(Asshole Edition).

  151. 151.

    Keith P.

    December 9, 2018 at 12:19 am

    @The Dangerman: Followed three decades later by “The Simpleton of Gloom”

  152. 152.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:19 am

    All Lying Nits on the Mueller Front

  153. 153.

    Hunter Gathers

    December 9, 2018 at 12:20 am

    The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Prosecutor Robert Mueller

    The President’s Brain Is Missing

    The Half-Assed Approach to Obstruction of Justice

    Donnie versus Super Goliath

    The Verdict Was Campaign Fraud

  154. 154.

    Brooklyn Dodger

    December 9, 2018 at 12:21 am

    The Dumbest Crown of Hair
    Borkfest at Tiffany’s

  155. 155.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:22 am

    Grand Delusion
    The Fools of the Game
    La Strada a Perdition

  156. 156.

    Jay

    December 9, 2018 at 12:22 am

    How Melanoma got her groove Back,

    I Married an Axe Body Spray Murderer,

    The Ugly American

  157. 157.

    Hunter Gathers

    December 9, 2018 at 12:25 am

    They Came to Burgle Washington, D.C.

    America’s Funniest Impeachments

    Dial ‘D’ for Dumbass

    Stop the Prosecution of the Trumps, I Want to Get Off!

  158. 158.

    Jay

    December 9, 2018 at 12:26 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    What, no cereal killer references?

  159. 159.

    oldgold

    December 9, 2018 at 12:27 am

    The Lyin’ King

  160. 160.

    Jay

    December 9, 2018 at 12:27 am

    Reservoir Blogs

  161. 161.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 9, 2018 at 12:28 am

    @Jay:

    What, no cereal killer references?

    It’s what’s for breakfast.

  162. 162.

    Stuart Frasier

    December 9, 2018 at 12:28 am

    You’ve Got Emails
    Kentucky Fried Presidency
    Big, Beautiful Wall-E

  163. 163.

    Brooklyn Dodger

    December 9, 2018 at 12:28 am

    Cuckwork Orange

  164. 164.

    Gemina13

    December 9, 2018 at 12:29 am

    A Shithead Orange

    Paths To Grifting

    In the Name of the Father

    From Here to Penitentiary

  165. 165.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 9, 2018 at 12:29 am

    A Perfect Stormy

  166. 166.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:29 am

    RashO’Man
    Loving Excrement
    Black Panicker

    (fwiw, “Loving Excrement” not very good, but more an excuse to shout out for “Loving Vincent”, a very sensual hand-painted — alluvit! — film ’bout Van Gogh, for them’s that likes him n dunno ’bout it.)

  167. 167.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:30 am

    @Brooklyn Dodger:
    Cuckwork!

  168. 168.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 9, 2018 at 12:32 am

    Orange is the New Black

  169. 169.

    Marvel

    December 9, 2018 at 12:33 am

    A Cuckwork Orange
    Deadpol
    Empire of the Scum

  170. 170.

    Brooklyn Dodger

    December 9, 2018 at 12:34 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: you got it!

  171. 171.

    Brooklyn Dodger

    December 9, 2018 at 12:35 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: you got it!

  172. 172.

    Mike in NC

    December 9, 2018 at 12:36 am

    Great stuff, all. But none of you seem to have gone for the obvious pick: “The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming” with the great Jonathan Winters.

  173. 173.

    redoubt

    December 9, 2018 at 12:37 am

    LAWS
    (One) Too (Many) Muellers for Sister Sarah(‘s Boss)

  174. 174.

    Yutsano

    December 9, 2018 at 12:37 am

    There Will Be Lawyers.

  175. 175.

    Brooklyn Dodger

    December 9, 2018 at 12:39 am

    The Shilldren’s Hour

  176. 176.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2018 at 12:39 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I was just gonna eat almonds.

    ETA On weekends I don’t do ‘breakfast’ as commonly understood, it’s mostly something easy and sufficient to keep me conscious until lunch.

  177. 177.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 9, 2018 at 12:39 am

    Dumbfellas

  178. 178.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:40 am

    The Cuck, the Grief, Its Life and Its Smother

  179. 179.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2018 at 12:41 am

    Boy you folks are just filling up the spam filter tonight

  180. 180.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:42 am

    From Here to Modernity

  181. 181.

    Stuart Frasier

    December 9, 2018 at 12:44 am

    The Flounder
    Fast Food Nationalist
    The Great White Dope

  182. 182.

    prostratedragon

    December 9, 2018 at 12:46 am

    Dark Passage
    Strange Interlude
    Lust, Caution or, A Pillow Book Retold

  183. 183.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2018 at 12:47 am

    Con Hair

  184. 184.

    jl

    December 9, 2018 at 12:47 am

    @Mike in NC: Damn you. Beat me to it.
    But should be changed to
    The Russians are paying! The Russians are paying! Hey, wait, I thought the Russians were paying!?

    and
    Citizen Vain.

  185. 185.

    Atticus Dogsbody

    December 9, 2018 at 12:48 am

    What did Yoko Ono get for Christmas 1980?

    Five slugs and one dead beatle. Tish Boom.

  186. 186.

    westyny

    December 9, 2018 at 12:50 am

    No need to change a word:
    The Usual Suspects
    Dumb and Dumber

  187. 187.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 12:55 am

    I Am a Fugitive in Quest of a Chain Gang

  188. 188.

    prostratedragon

    December 9, 2018 at 12:56 am

    Enough Rope

  189. 189.

    jl

    December 9, 2018 at 12:59 am

    2016: A Spaced Odyssey
    A for Asshole
    The Fail of the Sorry Hombre (too much pun, but let’s try it out)
    Oldfutzer

    this thread will probably give some nightmares, and I’ll have some more ideas tomorrow.

  190. 190.

    Juju

    December 9, 2018 at 1:00 am

    From Helsinki, starring Donny Derp.

    Crapfinger.

  191. 191.

    jl

    December 9, 2018 at 1:02 am

    @westyny: Could alter the name of the sequel to
    Dumb and Dumber Number Two

    Edit: actually Welles’
    F for Fake
    works great just as it is.

  192. 192.

    prostratedragon

    December 9, 2018 at 1:12 am

    She Made Me a Criminal

  193. 193.

    prostratedragon

    December 9, 2018 at 1:15 am

    @Doug R: Patchy has been reminding me more and more of Hank Quinlan, physically.

  194. 194.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 1:16 am

    The Blizzard of Laws
    Mr. Misdeeds Goes to Washington
    A Czar Is Born
    Goodbye, Mr. Fits
    A Room Without a View
    The Accidental President
    Tweet/Trump
    The Sociopathic Network

  195. 195.

    Aleta

    December 9, 2018 at 1:25 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: good ones!

  196. 196.

    jl

    December 9, 2018 at 1:27 am

    Shams, scams, and awful bad deals.

  197. 197.

    Aleta

    December 9, 2018 at 1:28 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork:
    and … Streetcar Named You’re Fired … ha

  198. 198.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 9, 2018 at 1:29 am

    Putin Over the White House

  199. 199.

    SectionH

    December 9, 2018 at 1:29 am

    Mueller’s List

    eta: Mr S: Play Shifty for Me

  200. 200.

    Mike in DC

    December 9, 2018 at 1:32 am

    Eastern Promises II: Election Boogaloo

    For a Few Rubles More

  201. 201.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    December 9, 2018 at 1:36 am

    @Aleta:

    Thanks, very kind to say. You hadda buncha good’ns, too (specially Kiss Me, Dadly).

    Wind’s blowing a steady 45 knots here in Sitka, gusts to 55 according to anenometer, more of same coming in the next coupla; kinda night am glad to be made fast to the dock. Wind shrieking thru rigging, boat’s 40 tons n still getting heeled over considerable in its slip. Diesel stove blew out despite H-cap on top n barometric dampener down below.

    Was glad for the diversion.

  202. 202.

    NotMax

    December 9, 2018 at 1:40 am

    Late to the party. Read through and pretty sure not duplicating from above. Right off the top o’ the noggin:

    It’s A Grift
    The Vladuate
    True Crud
    Don T’s Inferno

    And the X-rated:
    Tsar Whores
    Shmuck Privates

    From Metro-Goldwyn-Mueller:
    For a Few Collars More

  203. 203.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 9, 2018 at 1:42 am

    True Crud

    Is that based on True Grit?

    As an aside, I went through a phase when I was younger where I hated remakes of things that I liked reflexively. Especially when they tried to update them.

  204. 204.

    jl

    December 9, 2018 at 1:43 am

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??:
    We need some musicals
    Putin on the Ditz
    Pissin down the drain
    The dipshit of slobs
    Several bribes for several fuckers

    Robbin’ Hood works without change.

    and not a musical but
    Fat old little hands
    has a ring to it.

  205. 205.

    NotMax

    December 9, 2018 at 1:45 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    No, from True Blood.

  206. 206.

    NotMax

    December 9, 2018 at 1:59 am

    @jl

    She Wore a Yellow Drippin’
    Vladurday Night Fever

  207. 207.

    RobertDSC-Mac Mini

    December 9, 2018 at 1:59 am

    Dead Traitor Walking.

  208. 208.

    sukabi

    December 9, 2018 at 2:09 am

    The Tweets of Wrath
    Liar Porks Her
    If Tweets Could Kill

  209. 209.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 9, 2018 at 2:18 am

    @jl:
    The Traitor of Oz!

  210. 210.

    smike

    December 9, 2018 at 2:18 am

    Tweety’s High-Lying Adventure

  211. 211.

    sukabi

    December 9, 2018 at 2:19 am

    Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
    Man in the Orange Mask
    An Officer and a Lunatic

  212. 212.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 9, 2018 at 2:23 am

    @jl:

    We need some musicals

    No we don’t.

  213. 213.

    sgrAstar

    December 9, 2018 at 2:29 am

    You guyz are hilarious. Thanks.

  214. 214.

    sukabi

    December 9, 2018 at 2:35 am

    The Good, The Vlad and The Ugly
    Throw Don From the Train

  215. 215.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 9, 2018 at 2:38 am

    @NotMax:
    Oh. I thought we were only doing movies.

  216. 216.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 9, 2018 at 2:39 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    You can never go wrong with show tunes.

  217. 217.

    J R in WV

    December 9, 2018 at 2:52 am

    Just wow! So much clever thought.

    What can I do with “The Last of the Mohigans” — “Last of the Honesty”

    Putin in Chinatown

    Polonium in the Morning

    Polonium in the Springtime

    now I’m feeling like I’m on a roll… hmmm?

    Red Dawn

    Red Whitehouse

    Dr Trump, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Vladimer Putin

    Now I’ma gonna try to go back to sleep!

  218. 218.

    westyny

    December 9, 2018 at 3:01 am

    The Man of Steal

  219. 219.

    westyny

    December 9, 2018 at 3:02 am

    Orange Dawn

  220. 220.

    westyny

    December 9, 2018 at 3:03 am

    The Tweet Hereafter

  221. 221.

    sukabi

    December 9, 2018 at 3:07 am

    Reign of Ire
    Master of Delusions
    Old Yeller

  222. 222.

    sukabi

    December 9, 2018 at 3:10 am

    Dial M for Mueller

  223. 223.

    prostratedragon

    December 9, 2018 at 3:29 am

    Bringing Up Baby

  224. 224.

    sukabi

    December 9, 2018 at 4:22 am

    Last one..

    The Old Man and the Pee

    Ok THIS is the last one

    The Princess and the Pee

  225. 225.

    Ben Cisco

    December 9, 2018 at 4:38 am

    The Incredible Sulk

  226. 226.

    Amir Khalid

    December 9, 2018 at 7:14 am

    @westyny:
    I’ve already seen The Man of Steal applied to Malaysian Official 1.

  227. 227.

    Bjacques

    December 9, 2018 at 7:16 am

    Cuck Soup
    Judge Dread

  228. 228.

    JR

    December 9, 2018 at 7:37 am

    A Disgrace in the Crowd

  229. 229.

    zhena gogolia

    December 9, 2018 at 7:50 am

    Have to come back and read this one carefully when I have time!

  230. 230.

    Jack the Second

    December 9, 2018 at 8:08 am

    The Touchables.

    (Which is probably already a porn parody, but that seems somehow fitting.)

  231. 231.

    Just Chuck

    December 9, 2018 at 8:19 am

    Frozen (Assets)

  232. 232.

    Wakeshift

    December 9, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Grouchy Liars, P*ssy Grabbing

  233. 233.

    NotMax

    December 9, 2018 at 9:05 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    It is a movie, released in 1989.

  234. 234.

    Scott

    December 9, 2018 at 11:16 am

    A Fish Called Donald

    “Don’t call me stupid!!!”

  235. 235.

    Miss Bianca

    December 9, 2018 at 11:34 am

    @NotMax: True Grift

  236. 236.

    vertalio

    December 9, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    The Big Creep
    Re-Birth of a Nation
    A Fistful of Rubles

  237. 237.

    john fremont

    December 9, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    To Robert Mercer, Thanks for Everything, Love Vladimir Putin

  238. 238.

    jc

    December 9, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Trump and Trumper.

  239. 239.

    vertalio

    December 9, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    Peetape and Mrs. Mueller

  240. 240.

    Ledesma

    December 9, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    Brazen in the Sun.

  241. 241.

    Leslie

    December 10, 2018 at 2:20 am

    Oh, good stuff, y’all.

    American Hustle
    Catch Me If You Can
    Road to Perdition
    Baby Drivel
    Perp Fiction
    Scareface
    Once Upon a Time in DC
    Mar-a-Lago Confidential
    Donnie Brash Co.
    Goodfelons

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