Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Let there be snark.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

This really is a full service blog.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

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  50. 50.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    @DavidG: I Never Sang On My Father – until they made me!

    Heh. I saw somebody on TV speculating about whether it would be the Large Adults who flipped on trump, or if trump would flip on his spawn. I think if anyone’s capable of inadvertent flippers, it’s Fredo. Or the other Fredo. And I will not be surprised if we eventually learn that Jared, prompted by Ivanka, has been feeding Mueller dirt all along.

  64. 64.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    Tennessee Tuxedo quartet:

    The Ass Menagerie

    Shat on a Not Told Truth

    Suddenly Last Hummer

    Streetcar Named You’re Fired

  84. 84.

    Corner Stone

    @zhena gogolia: In that case, I hope you’re not sleeping on my submission for “The Hot Spot”.
    Don Johnson. Virginia Madsen. Used car sales. It’s got everything!

  96. 96.

    SoupCatcher

    You guys are hilarious.

    Surprised nothing has yet come up for Forrest Gump and Goldfinger.

    I’ll go with Michael Douglas.

    Tool of Denial
    Bromancing the Cohen (just slur it a bit)

  98. 98.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    My Dinner with Volodya

    A Fish Called Donalduh

    A Blockhead Orange

    Sex, Lies and Forcible Rape

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    RepubAnon

    Orange in a New Black and White Striped Suit: The Apricot Hellbeast dons prison uniform and meets his roomate.

  116. 116.

    Mary G

    Don’t know if this person is credible, or the tweet he’s referring to, which is in Russian, but it would be nice:

    Russian Central Bank preparing banks to disconnect from Visa and Mastercard due possible additional sanctions

    Ok this is major. https://t.co/IxX3ocGyyI— Aki Heikkinen (@akihheikkinen) December 8, 2018

    I will think of a hilarious movie title adaption two days from now, but am stumped. You guys are so much fun.

  125. 125.

    SFAW

    The Seventh Squeal
    (In honor of Cohen et al.)

    Traitor

    The Lyin’, The Snitch, and the Whoredolt (or Moron?)

    A-grift

    Psycho

  142. 142.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    Sorry, Wrong Answer
    Y Tu’ Hija, Tambien
    The Smutty Confessor
    Bad Shill Hunting
    In the Mood for Gov

  145. 145.

    Hunter Gathers

    200 Indictments

    Ready Individual One

    Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great ‘Trump Freak-Out’

  153. 153.

    Hunter Gathers

    The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Prosecutor Robert Mueller

    The President’s Brain Is Missing

    The Half-Assed Approach to Obstruction of Justice

    Donnie versus Super Goliath

    The Verdict Was Campaign Fraud

  157. 157.

    Hunter Gathers

    They Came to Burgle Washington, D.C.

    America’s Funniest Impeachments

    Dial ‘D’ for Dumbass

    Stop the Prosecution of the Trumps, I Want to Get Off!

  166. 166.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    RashO’Man
    Loving Excrement
    Black Panicker

    (fwiw, “Loving Excrement” not very good, but more an excuse to shout out for “Loving Vincent”, a very sensual hand-painted — alluvit! — film ’bout Van Gogh, for them’s that likes him n dunno ’bout it.)

  172. 172.

    Mike in NC

    Great stuff, all. But none of you seem to have gone for the obvious pick: “The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming” with the great Jonathan Winters.

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    jl

    @Mike in NC: Damn you. Beat me to it.
    But should be changed to
    The Russians are paying! The Russians are paying! Hey, wait, I thought the Russians were paying!?

    and
    Citizen Vain.

  189. 189.

    jl

    2016: A Spaced Odyssey
    A for Asshole
    The Fail of the Sorry Hombre (too much pun, but let’s try it out)
    Oldfutzer

    this thread will probably give some nightmares, and I’ll have some more ideas tomorrow.

  191. 191.

    jl

    @westyny: Could alter the name of the sequel to
    Dumb and Dumber Number Two

    Edit: actually Welles’
    F for Fake
    works great just as it is.

  194. 194.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    The Blizzard of Laws
    Mr. Misdeeds Goes to Washington
    A Czar Is Born
    Goodbye, Mr. Fits
    A Room Without a View
    The Accidental President
    Tweet/Trump
    The Sociopathic Network

  201. 201.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    @Aleta:

    Thanks, very kind to say. You hadda buncha good’ns, too (specially Kiss Me, Dadly).

    Wind’s blowing a steady 45 knots here in Sitka, gusts to 55 according to anenometer, more of same coming in the next coupla; kinda night am glad to be made fast to the dock. Wind shrieking thru rigging, boat’s 40 tons n still getting heeled over considerable in its slip. Diesel stove blew out despite H-cap on top n barometric dampener down below.

    Was glad for the diversion.

  202. 202.

    NotMax

    Late to the party. Read through and pretty sure not duplicating from above. Right off the top o’ the noggin:

    It’s A Grift
    The Vladuate
    True Crud
    Don T’s Inferno

    And the X-rated:
    Tsar Whores
    Shmuck Privates

    From Metro-Goldwyn-Mueller:
    For a Few Collars More

  203. 203.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    True Crud

    Is that based on True Grit?

    As an aside, I went through a phase when I was younger where I hated remakes of things that I liked reflexively. Especially when they tried to update them.

  217. 217.

    J R in WV

    Just wow! So much clever thought.

    What can I do with “The Last of the Mohigans” — “Last of the Honesty”

    Putin in Chinatown

    Polonium in the Morning

    Polonium in the Springtime

    now I’m feeling like I’m on a roll… hmmm?

    Red Dawn

    Red Whitehouse

    Dr Trump, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Vladimer Putin

    Now I’ma gonna try to go back to sleep!

  230. 230.

    Jack the Second

    The Touchables.

    (Which is probably already a porn parody, but that seems somehow fitting.)

  241. 241.

    Leslie

    Oh, good stuff, y’all.

    American Hustle
    Catch Me If You Can
    Road to Perdition
    Baby Drivel
    Perp Fiction
    Scareface
    Once Upon a Time in DC
    Mar-a-Lago Confidential
    Donnie Brash Co.
    Goodfelons

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