Gonna be hard to beat this first one:
RESERVOIR FROGS (2018) A profoundly stupid mob boss assembles a team of people even dumber than he is to commit political and financial crimes.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 7, 2018
Red Don #TrumpCrimeMovies
— Alan Kors (@alkors) December 7, 2018
#TrumpCrimeMovies The Treason Runs Through It
— Tia (@TFerrandino) December 8, 2018
All The President's Relatives #TrumpCrimeMovies
— Matt (@ConspiracyEgg) December 7, 2018
To Russia With Love: An autoerotic autobiography #TrumpCrimeMovies
— HotLav_a (@HotLav_a) December 8, 2018
O BROTHER, HOW DUMB ART THOU? (2018)
— Eric Bloom (@ericdbloom) December 7, 2018
I Don't Know The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, I've Never Met The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, I Could Shoot Liberty Valance On 5th Avenue, But I Am Certainly Not The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance #TrumpCrimeMovies
— Alex Brant-Zawadzki (@beezling) December 8, 2018
It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mueller Investigation
A madcap race to get as much money as possible before everyone is indicted! Presented by an all-star cast of reality tv personalities, b-list celebrities, and internet conspiracy theorists ??#TrumpCrimeMovies
— ?????????? ?????????????? (@cderksen2000) December 7, 2018
Everyone croaks at the end.
— Scott (@scottk1350) December 8, 2018
hells littlest angel
Dumbfellas.
hells littlest angel
White Nationalist Heat.
hells littlest angel
Touchez Pas au Pussi.
Corner Stone
The Hot Spot
zhena gogolia
@hells littlest angel:
Good one!
lollipopguild
The Russia House.
lollipopguild
Waiting for Putin.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
The President’s Brain Is Missing!
Ken
The Manchurian Candidate Part II
Ben Cisco
Idiocracy (documentary)
The Dangerman
Hate Men Out
ETA: Ladies and the Trump?
Another Scott
Plan 9 from Trump’s Place.
Cheers,
Scott.
lollipopguild
101 Dumbasses
?BillinGlendaleCA
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad White House.
lollipopguild
Dumb, Dumber and even more Dumber
Aleta
There’s this:
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLTFfF4QGmCmpf6FrqK1
Adam L Silverman
The Dangerman
The Legend Of Bigger Dunce
Davidg
The Kids Are All Right Wing.
Suzanne
The Shitbirdman of Attica.
zhena gogolia
Double Indumbnity
Aleta
@Aleta: Comes from this article at the Wa Po; some variations are in the twitter nearby to Adam’s link at #17.
Old Dan and Little Ann
Pee Pees Big Adventure.
rikyrah
Tomthunkit™
@TomthunkitsMind
Follow Follow @TomthunkitsMind
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A deer entered one of the shops in Colorado. The shop owner gave him some chocolate biscuits and chocolate. He came out of the store and returned after half an hour with all his family members..
https://twitter.com/TomthunkitsMind/status/1071594094621790208
Jim, Foolish Literalist
From Russia With Triumphant Mockery
ETA: The Russian Empire Strikes Back
Yarrow
The Treason Club
oldgold
Lie Hard
Jay
American History Ex.
Adam L Silverman
@rikyrah: That’s actually from last December. I did a post on it.
Aleta
The Presidiot
The Dangerman
Bullshit Derp Him
Mornington Crescent
Individual 1 Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Matt McIrvin
The Donnest Clown Affair
Yarrow
Wet Hot Russian Treason
Stuart Frasier
Jared of Arabia?
One Angry Man?
Raging Bullshit?
DavidG
Moll Rats.
I Never Sang On My Father – until they made me!
Kindergarten Pop.
RandomMonster
The Siberian Candidate
Yarrow
The Man with No Brains
Stuart Frasier
Forrest Trump?
A Fistful of Rubles?
Scumdog Billionaire?
HalfAssedHomesteader
The Deplorables
poleaxedbyboatwork
Bush Depravity and the Orange-Ass Shit
Aleta
The Great Puppet Caper
The Dangerman
Far …… Go!!!!!!!!!!
poleaxedbyboatwork
It’s a Deplorable Life
phantomist
My Big Fat Week I’m Dreading
FelonyGovt
There’s Something About Maria Buttina
Ninedragonspot
Blazing Scandals
JR
Elmer Gantry
Old Dan and Little Ann
A Treason in The Son.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Heh. I saw somebody on TV speculating about whether it would be the Large Adults who flipped on trump, or if trump would flip on his spawn. I think if anyone’s capable of inadvertent flippers, it’s Fredo. Or the other Fredo. And I will not be surprised if we eventually learn that Jared, prompted by Ivanka, has been feeding Mueller dirt all along.
poleaxedbyboatwork
Lies Wide Open
poleaxedbyboatwork
Spawn of the Dread
Ninedragonspot
CovRififi
Doug R
Touch Of Evil
Aleta
Kiss Me Dadly
Doug R
Moscow on the Hudson
Aleta
The Man Who Didn’t Know Too Much
Doug R
Mueller’s Crossing
FelonyGovt
The Cohen Mutiny
Jim, Foolish Literalist
He Stopped Making Sense
ETA: A Man For All Treasons
Aleta
Farewell, My Attorney
Stuart Frasier
Putin on the Ritz
Orange Country
Winter’s Bonespurs
Doug R
Aquaman (because he’s been underwater since the 1980s).
poleaxedbyboatwork
Tennessee Tuxedo quartet:
The Ass Menagerie
Shat on a Not Told Truth
Suddenly Last Hummer
Streetcar Named You’re Fired
kd bart
Lies My President Told Me
Doug R
The Phantom Menace and EVERYONE’s Jar Jar.
poleaxedbyboatwork
All About Greed
Doug R
Hotel Drumpselanvnia
kd bart
Cheat, Prey, Lie
Doug R
The Devil’s Triangle.
FelonyGovt
17 Angry Democrats
prostratedragon
The President’s Bagman
Aleta
Who Framed Roger Stone
Doug R
Avengers Endgame
Corner Stone
@Doug R: Ooooo, Miller’s Crossing. One of my all time favs. There’s a lot there, actually.
zhena gogolia
@Doug R:
I like the ones that are actual titles that fit perfectly! The only one I can think of is
Curly Top
phantomist
The Girth of a Nationalist
poleaxedbyboatwork
They Shoot Traitors, Don’t They?
poleaxedbyboatwork
@zhena gogolia:
The Potemkin Village
sdhays
Silence of the Scams
Barbara
@Doug R: More like, Moscow on the Potomac.
Sister Golden Bear
@Doug R: Grope of Evil
kd bart
Midnight in the Rose Garden of Evil.
Corner Stone
@zhena gogolia: In that case, I hope you’re not sleeping on my submission for “The Hot Spot”.
Don Johnson. Virginia Madsen. Used car sales. It’s got everything!
poleaxedbyboatwork
@zhena gogolia:
The Grifters
sdhays
Witches
sdhays
Back to the Slammer
sdhays
@phantomist:
This is really apt.
poleaxedbyboatwork
Plan 9 from Outer SpaceFarce
prostratedragon
The Big Condo
(What are we up to now?) The Dirty Dozen
poleaxedbyboatwork
The Brood, the Had, and the Fugly
kd bart
Comey the Destroyer
Stuart Frasier
President Evil
Hair Farce One
A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue
Jay
Our Man in Mar Lego.
Yarrow
Judges and Silent Bob Strike Back
SoupCatcher
You guys are hilarious.
Surprised nothing has yet come up for Forrest Gump and Goldfinger.
I’ll go with Michael Douglas.
Tool of Denial
Bromancing the Cohen (just slur it a bit)
dm
The Lyin’ in Winter
All Individual 1’s Men
The Clodfather
poleaxedbyboatwork
My Dinner with Volodya
A Fish Called Donalduh
A Blockhead Orange
Sex, Lies and Forcible Rape
SiubhanDuinne
.
sdhays
Honey, I Sold Out the Country
prostratedragon
Rat People
The Big Combover
Bobby Thomson
The Hateful Ate a Shitload of Junk Food
RepubAnon
Orange in a New Black and White Striped Suit: The Apricot Hellbeast dons prison uniform and meets his roomate.
Bobby Thomson
Mary Anne’s Baby
tobie
The Silence of the Republicans
Who’s Afraid of Vladimir Putin?
Picnic at a Hanging (Rock On)
poleaxedbyboatwork
(TV film, but why not?)
I Know Why the Caged Rat Sings
prostratedragon
I Love Lucre
poleaxedbyboatwork
Stoolie’s Choice
Bobby Thomson
There Will Be Perjury
sdhays
Traitors of the P*rn
Bobby Thomson
Invasion of the P.ussy Snatchers
prostratedragon
Graceless Will
The Dangerman
Donnie and Clods
West of the Rockies
@rikyrah:
Fabulous!
Bobby Thomson
The Worst Years of Our Lives
Mary G
Don’t know if this person is credible, or the tweet he’s referring to, which is in Russian, but it would be nice:
I will think of a hilarious movie title adaption two days from now, but am stumped. You guys are so much fun.
Bobby Thomson
No Country for Old Traitors
poleaxedbyboatwork
The Fellowship of the Sting
The Two TrumpTowers
The Return of the Emails
sdhays
Dr. Feelgood or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Certify the Obese President is 239 Pounds
Bobby Thomson
Donnie Moscow
poleaxedbyboatwork
The Tweet Smell of Excess
sdhays
@poleaxedbyboatwork: You are on fire!
Matt McIrvin
My Beautiful Laundrette
Bobby Thomson
Raging Bullshit
SFAW
The Seventh Squeal
(In honor of Cohen et al.)
Traitor
The Lyin’, The Snitch, and the Whoredolt (or Moron?)
A-grift
Psycho
Bobby Thomson
Lazy and Confused
poleaxedbyboatwork
Days of Swine and Potus
Bobby Thomson
This is Wire Tap
Bobby Thomson
Polonium at Tiffany’s
sdhays
2016: A Greed Odessy
Robert Flatley
A Ne’er-do-well Orange
Bobby Thomson
treason, lies, and peetape
piratedan
Used Tsars
DJT and the Dixie Dance Kings
Best Little Whorehouse in DC
sdhays
Crazy Rich Traitors
Bobby Thomson
“Billion” Dollar Baby
C Stars
@Bobby Thomson: love it!
sdhays
Scent of a Traitor
Inventor
Our Man Flynn
The Dangerman
The Sound of You, Sick
sdhays
In the Mood for Lies
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Matt McIrvin: nice….
poleaxedbyboatwork
Sorry, Wrong Answer
Y Tu’ Hija, Tambien
The Smutty Confessor
Bad Shill Hunting
In the Mood for Gov
The Dangerman
Readers Of The Last Art Of The Deal
poleaxedbyboatwork
Midnight TweetBoy
Hunter Gathers
200 Indictments
Ready Individual One
Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great ‘Trump Freak-Out’
poleaxedbyboatwork
The Weirdly Tiny Hand That Defrocks the Cradle
poleaxedbyboatwork
The Recycle Thief
Major Major Major Major
I of course got nothing.
The Dangerman
Old Limp Dick Has Fallen
?BillinGlendaleCA
Being There(Asshole Edition).
Keith P.
@The Dangerman: Followed three decades later by “The Simpleton of Gloom”
poleaxedbyboatwork
All Lying Nits on the Mueller Front
Hunter Gathers
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Prosecutor Robert Mueller
The President’s Brain Is Missing
The Half-Assed Approach to Obstruction of Justice
Donnie versus Super Goliath
The Verdict Was Campaign Fraud
Brooklyn Dodger
The Dumbest Crown of Hair
Borkfest at Tiffany’s
poleaxedbyboatwork
Grand Delusion
The Fools of the Game
La Strada a Perdition
Jay
How Melanoma got her groove Back,
I Married an Axe Body Spray Murderer,
The Ugly American
Hunter Gathers
They Came to Burgle Washington, D.C.
America’s Funniest Impeachments
Dial ‘D’ for Dumbass
Stop the Prosecution of the Trumps, I Want to Get Off!
Jay
@Major Major Major Major:
What, no cereal killer references?
oldgold
The Lyin’ King
Jay
Reservoir Blogs
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Jay:
It’s what’s for breakfast.
Stuart Frasier
You’ve Got Emails
Kentucky Fried Presidency
Big, Beautiful Wall-E
Brooklyn Dodger
Cuckwork Orange
Gemina13
A Shithead Orange
Paths To Grifting
In the Name of the Father
From Here to Penitentiary
David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch
A Perfect Stormy
poleaxedbyboatwork
RashO’Man
Loving Excrement
Black Panicker
(fwiw, “Loving Excrement” not very good, but more an excuse to shout out for “Loving Vincent”, a very sensual hand-painted — alluvit! — film ’bout Van Gogh, for them’s that likes him n dunno ’bout it.)
poleaxedbyboatwork
@Brooklyn Dodger:
Cuckwork!
David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch
Orange is the New Black
Marvel
A Cuckwork Orange
Deadpol
Empire of the Scum
Brooklyn Dodger
@poleaxedbyboatwork: you got it!
Brooklyn Dodger
@poleaxedbyboatwork: you got it!
Mike in NC
Great stuff, all. But none of you seem to have gone for the obvious pick: “The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming” with the great Jonathan Winters.
redoubt
LAWS
(One) Too (Many) Muellers for Sister Sarah(‘s Boss)
Yutsano
There Will Be Lawyers.
Brooklyn Dodger
The Shilldren’s Hour
Major Major Major Major
@?BillinGlendaleCA: I was just gonna eat almonds.
ETA On weekends I don’t do ‘breakfast’ as commonly understood, it’s mostly something easy and sufficient to keep me conscious until lunch.
David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch
Dumbfellas
poleaxedbyboatwork
The Cuck, the Grief, Its Life and Its Smother
Major Major Major Major
Boy you folks are just filling up the spam filter tonight
poleaxedbyboatwork
From Here to Modernity
Stuart Frasier
The Flounder
Fast Food Nationalist
The Great White Dope
prostratedragon
Dark Passage
Strange Interlude
Lust, Caution or, A Pillow Book Retold
Yarrow
Con Hair
jl
@Mike in NC: Damn you. Beat me to it.
But should be changed to
The Russians are paying! The Russians are paying! Hey, wait, I thought the Russians were paying!?
and
Citizen Vain.
Atticus Dogsbody
What did Yoko Ono get for Christmas 1980?
Five slugs and one dead beatle. Tish Boom.
westyny
No need to change a word:
The Usual Suspects
Dumb and Dumber
poleaxedbyboatwork
I Am a Fugitive in Quest of a Chain Gang
prostratedragon
Enough Rope
jl
2016: A Spaced Odyssey
A for Asshole
The Fail of the Sorry Hombre (too much pun, but let’s try it out)
Oldfutzer
this thread will probably give some nightmares, and I’ll have some more ideas tomorrow.
Juju
From Helsinki, starring Donny Derp.
Crapfinger.
jl
@westyny: Could alter the name of the sequel to
Dumb and Dumber Number Two
Edit: actually Welles’
F for Fake
works great just as it is.
prostratedragon
She Made Me a Criminal
prostratedragon
@Doug R: Patchy has been reminding me more and more of Hank Quinlan, physically.
poleaxedbyboatwork
The Blizzard of Laws
Mr. Misdeeds Goes to Washington
A Czar Is Born
Goodbye, Mr. Fits
A Room Without a View
The Accidental President
Tweet/Trump
The Sociopathic Network
Aleta
@poleaxedbyboatwork: good ones!
jl
Shams, scams, and awful bad deals.
Aleta
@poleaxedbyboatwork:
and … Streetcar Named You’re Fired … ha
??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??
Putin Over the White House
SectionH
Mueller’s List
eta: Mr S: Play Shifty for Me
Mike in DC
Eastern Promises II: Election Boogaloo
For a Few Rubles More
poleaxedbyboatwork
@Aleta:
Thanks, very kind to say. You hadda buncha good’ns, too (specially Kiss Me, Dadly).
Wind’s blowing a steady 45 knots here in Sitka, gusts to 55 according to anenometer, more of same coming in the next coupla; kinda night am glad to be made fast to the dock. Wind shrieking thru rigging, boat’s 40 tons n still getting heeled over considerable in its slip. Diesel stove blew out despite H-cap on top n barometric dampener down below.
Was glad for the diversion.
NotMax
Late to the party. Read through and pretty sure not duplicating from above. Right off the top o’ the noggin:
It’s A Grift
The Vladuate
True Crud
Don T’s Inferno
And the X-rated:
Tsar Whores
Shmuck Privates
From Metro-Goldwyn-Mueller:
For a Few Collars More
??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??
Is that based on True Grit?
As an aside, I went through a phase when I was younger where I hated remakes of things that I liked reflexively. Especially when they tried to update them.
jl
@??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:
We need some musicals
Putin on the Ditz
Pissin down the drain
The dipshit of slobs
Several bribes for several fuckers
Robbin’ Hood works without change.
and not a musical but
Fat old little hands
has a ring to it.
NotMax
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??
No, from True Blood.
NotMax
@jl
She Wore a Yellow Drippin’
Vladurday Night Fever
RobertDSC-Mac Mini
Dead Traitor Walking.
sukabi
The Tweets of Wrath
Liar Porks Her
If Tweets Could Kill
??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??
@jl:
The Traitor of Oz!
smike
Tweety’s High-Lying Adventure
sukabi
Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Man in the Orange Mask
An Officer and a Lunatic
?BillinGlendaleCA
@jl:
No we don’t.
sgrAstar
You guyz are hilarious. Thanks.
sukabi
The Good, The Vlad and The Ugly
Throw Don From the Train
??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??
@NotMax:
Oh. I thought we were only doing movies.
??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
You can never go wrong with show tunes.
J R in WV
Just wow! So much clever thought.
What can I do with “The Last of the Mohigans” — “Last of the Honesty”
Putin in Chinatown
Polonium in the Morning
Polonium in the Springtime
now I’m feeling like I’m on a roll… hmmm?
Red Dawn
Red Whitehouse
Dr Trump, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Vladimer Putin
Now I’ma gonna try to go back to sleep!
westyny
The Man of Steal
westyny
Orange Dawn
westyny
The Tweet Hereafter
sukabi
Reign of Ire
Master of Delusions
Old Yeller
sukabi
Dial M for Mueller
prostratedragon
Bringing Up Baby
sukabi
Last one..
The Old Man and the Pee
Ok THIS is the last one
The Princess and the Pee
Ben Cisco
The Incredible Sulk
Amir Khalid
@westyny:
I’ve already seen The Man of Steal applied to Malaysian Official 1.
Bjacques
Cuck Soup
Judge Dread
JR
A Disgrace in the Crowd
zhena gogolia
Have to come back and read this one carefully when I have time!
Jack the Second
The Touchables.
(Which is probably already a porn parody, but that seems somehow fitting.)
Just Chuck
Frozen (Assets)
Wakeshift
Grouchy Liars, P*ssy Grabbing
NotMax
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
It is a movie, released in 1989.
Scott
A Fish Called Donald
“Don’t call me stupid!!!”
Miss Bianca
@NotMax: True Grift
vertalio
The Big Creep
Re-Birth of a Nation
A Fistful of Rubles
john fremont
To Robert Mercer, Thanks for Everything, Love Vladimir Putin
jc
Trump and Trumper.
vertalio
Peetape and Mrs. Mueller
Ledesma
Brazen in the Sun.
Leslie
Oh, good stuff, y’all.
American Hustle
Catch Me If You Can
Road to Perdition
Baby Drivel
Perp Fiction
Scareface
Once Upon a Time in DC
Mar-a-Lago Confidential
Donnie Brash Co.
Goodfelons