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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Late Night Nasties Open Thread: The Darkness Lures Them Out

Late Night Nasties Open Thread: The Darkness Lures Them Out

by Anne Laurie|  December 18, 20181:00 am| 16 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Clown car, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

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She hit every single infowars conspiracy theory talking point—
??Hillary Clinton
??leaking
??FISA abuse https://t.co/zXfFG1PikR

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) December 18, 2018

Schroedinger’s Antifa: simultaneously effete soyboy weaklings and murderous supersoldiers.

— ???????? ???????????? (@mattstaggs) December 17, 2018

Thank you, tweeps, for cluing me in that Dr. Porky is trying to ask me out on a date. Unfortunately I don't date guys who can't pass a background check or hold down a job.

(I hear there's a Russian spy who can't shoot who might, tho ???????) https://t.co/PwBTyZq7GS

— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) December 17, 2018


Doug Schoen and Mark Penn regularly go on Fox to defend Trump, and are inevitably billed as a Democratic operatives.

But what they neglect to mention is: Penn and Schoen spent years and years advising Trump on politics, and taking his money.https://t.co/ltTKSV3Gva

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) December 17, 2018

Brad Parscale sighting —

Trump's First 2020 Ad Demands Viewers Call President to 'Deliver Personal Thank You' For Economy (VIDEO) https://t.co/TYXzZqxhml pic.twitter.com/ZdwneMiSmE

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) December 18, 2018

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16Comments

  1. 1.

    westyny

    December 18, 2018 at 1:11 am

    The comments on the Gorka tweet are reassuringly brutal.

  2. 2.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 18, 2018 at 1:30 am

    The Blue Footed Booby of Budapest is going to be sleeping on the sofa tonight.

    Also, who wore it better:

    @SebGorka hahahahahahahaha

    "Political Officer" Seb-Mclovin-Gorka

    What a hack pic.twitter.com/sjBmIxsIPP

    — John McKenzie (@Oddvkng) August 28, 2018

  3. 3.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 18, 2018 at 1:31 am

    @westyny: The Blue Footed Booby of Budapest will not be mocked!!!

  4. 4.

    Sebastian

    December 18, 2018 at 1:34 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    You’ve probably seen this already but in case you missed it:
    mobile.twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/896003712929353732

  5. 5.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 18, 2018 at 1:43 am

    @Sebastian: I have.

  6. 6.

    Mary G

    December 18, 2018 at 1:45 am

    I might call the president to tell him how much of my savings that were in the market disappeared this fall. No thanks will be involved, though.

  7. 7.

    West of the Rockies

    December 18, 2018 at 1:55 am

    Parscale looks like he got separated from his cohorts at an Incel rally.

  8. 8.

    Sebastian

    December 18, 2018 at 2:08 am

    @West of the Rockies:

    I think they are either scraping the bottom of the barrel or they are looking for the True Believers.

    Just occured to me that the overlap might be massive.

  9. 9.

    Sebastian

    December 18, 2018 at 2:14 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    We should add an asterisk to his Dr/PhD when referring to him.

  10. 10.

    Tony Jay

    December 18, 2018 at 3:34 am

    @Sebastian:

    We should add an asterisk to his Dr/PhD when referring to him.

    What, like Dr* Sebastian Gorka, PhD**

    * Of ‘Love in the Hungarian Fashion’

    ** Phony Doctorate

    Would that work?

  11. 11.

    Sebastian

    December 18, 2018 at 3:53 am

    @Tony Jay:

    Not sure. “Dr” Sebastian Gorka PhD* perhaps?

  12. 12.

    Amir Khalid

    December 18, 2018 at 4:13 am

    I was trying out the new amp. Sweet clean tones.

  13. 13.

    Ken

    December 18, 2018 at 7:48 am

    @Sebastian: The Hungarian people are well aware of how vulnerable the Carpathian basin is to invasion by nomads from Asia.

  14. 14.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    December 18, 2018 at 8:50 am

    @Tony Jay: I think the traditional put down when immigrants start wrapping themselves in an American flag is “try that again, I didn’t understand you, I only speak English”

  15. 15.

    different-church-lady

    December 18, 2018 at 9:42 am

    @Tony Jay: How about if we just don’t address him at all?

  16. 16.

    J R in WV

    December 18, 2018 at 10:59 am

    It is his ass to risk, so we don’t need to ass another, do we?

    Just what we need, imported fascists with posh (my fingers type pish for that word) accents. As if we don’t have plenty home grown nazis right here.

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