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Holiday Jamz

by John Cole|  December 22, 201810:19 pm| 20 Comments

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I don’t even really know what to say other than OH YEAH:

Ohhhhhh yeah! @LilJon #Mic #Drop #AllIReallyWantForChristmas #KoolAidManLilJon pic.twitter.com/i4MoCZrU8m

— Kool-Aid (@koolaid) December 17, 2018

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20Comments

  1. 1.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 22, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    I want Kool-Aid now.

  2. 2.

    Avalune

    December 22, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Omg this is amazing! Ho ho yeah!

  3. 3.

    Felanius Kootea

    December 22, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    What did I just watch?

  4. 4.

    Brendan in NC

    December 22, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    First thing that came to mind was “shots shots shots shots shots” of Kool-Aid

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    December 22, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    Just dust ? ?
    Just what my cynical heart needed

    https://twitter.com/ChadJor23dan/status/1076312492991750144

  6. 6.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    December 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??:

    I do, too, and I don’t even like Kool Aid.

  7. 7.

    WaterGirl

    December 22, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    I only made it about a fourth of the way through. What the hell is that?

  8. 8.

    Leto

    December 22, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Well, I have a new holiday song to add to the rotation. Thanks John! :)

  9. 9.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 22, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    @WaterGirl: Pretty much the same here. These kids need to get off my lawn. (adjusts onion on belt)

  10. 10.

    GxB

    December 22, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    @Felanius Kootea:
    The very thing Frank Zappa was entirely against.

    Jezuz fuck – everything is such a production these days.

  11. 11.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 22, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    I’m more of a Hawaiian Punch guy.

  12. 12.

    Ohio Mom

    December 22, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    I didn’t know Kool-Aid was still a thing.

    I guess I’m thankful for the update.

  13. 13.

    guachi

    December 22, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    This was awesome!

  14. 14.

    Mike in NC

    December 22, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    Wife drove back from central Virginia tonight. Said I-95 was backed up in many places there with terrible holiday traffic.

  15. 15.

    Yarrow

    December 22, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    I love this! I’ve always had a soft spot for the Kool-Aid Man breaking through the wall. I remember the commercials from when I was a kid. Never understood them–why is he crashing through the wall?–but they always made me laugh. I want some of those Kool-Aid cookies! And that sweater. Hilarious. The song is way catchy.

  16. 16.

    Lyrebird

    December 22, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    @Leto: Best wishes from an infrequent commenter to you and Avalune. And heck, laughter is good for the nervous system.

    to John Cole:
    Thank you this video is bleeping awesome.
    I like Macklemore (sp?), but this is the real thing!

    And I love how the kids dancing seem to be just that – kids, dancing.
    What a happy goofy video!

  17. 17.

    NotMax

    December 22, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    With a whopping 5% fruit juice.

  18. 18.

    debbie

    December 22, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    That’s some product placement!

  19. 19.

    Duane

    December 23, 2018 at 12:10 am

    @Yarrow: Reminds me of Punchy, the Hawaiian Punch guy. He should make a comeback. I like my violence old-fashioned. Preferably in cartoon form.

  20. 20.

    Jonathan Holbert

    December 23, 2018 at 2:18 am

    Wait… dis ain’t even my house. Let’s go.

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