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Calendar Reminder

by $8 blue check mistermix|  December 30, 201812:51 pm| 37 Comments

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I’m running through my to-do list and just ordered my 2019 Pets of Balloon Juice calendar. Click on this link if you’re interested. Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    cain

    December 30, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    I orderd 2. One for me and once for the ex wife. Good times. We both have our pets on there so I thought she would appreciate having Trixie (yes I know, it is a strippers name) in the calendar.

  2. 2.

    Raven

    December 30, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    I got mines, the pups are mislabeled but that’s probably my fault

  3. 3.

    JPL

    December 30, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    @Raven: Have fun!

  4. 4.

    J R in WV

    December 30, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    I ordered mine the day after they first came out. Shipped a while ago, FedEx says they’re in Indy, IN and due 1/8/19…wtf ??

    They could walk it here by then!!

    I know they will be really cute, so willing to wait. Also ordered Albratrossity’s bird calendar for a neighbor ornithologist, she will love it. Fed Ex delivered it to a different neighbor’s house, left it on a patio table in the rain. J noticed it before the interior was sodden, so it survived.

    Obviously I’m bitchin about FedEx, not the calendars!! Non union, should be using UPS or the USPS, not sub contractor scabs.

  5. 5.

    scav

    December 30, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    @Raven: Well, share that detail carefully as it can become part of the secret handshake / passcode for true believers: Green Balloons? Next to the mustard. Raven’s Fido? On the Left!

  6. 6.

    Raven

    December 30, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    Bohdi and Lil Bit are not much of a secret! Lib Bit is in her Bailey Chair.

  7. 7.

    SenyorDave

    December 30, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Lindsay Graham was on CNN and was asked about Trump pulling troops out of Syria. He dismissed the question as a bunch of bullshit and had this exchange with Dana Bash:

    “Everything we’re dealing with today falls on Obama’s watch. He’s the one who withdrew from Iraq,” Graham said.
    Bash countered, “But he did it because there was a Status of Forces Agreement in Iraq, right?”
    “Listen. No, that’s a bunch of bulls***. Pardon my French. That’s a complete lie. That’s a complete, absolute lie.”
    Bash’s eyes widened in surprise: “That didn’t happen?”

    I guess he’s learning from Trump – just outright lie. Is Graham part of the Russian thing? He’s a 100% toady for Trump, and it can’t be because of his personal life. I don’t see that anybody would care, but he’s about as closeted as Charles Nelson Reilly or Paul Lynde were back in the 70’s.

    I’m thinking he never had any real integrity, just had to keep up appearances when he was McCain’s best buddy.

  8. 8.

    JPL

    December 30, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    @SenyorDave: I’m thinking someone has pictures of him that he doesn’t want to be released

  9. 9.

    guachi

    December 30, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    Bought a calendar for a girl I dated in high school. Turns out she hates Trump and is a huge BJ fan.

  10. 10.

    cain

    December 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    @guachi:

    Bought a calendar for a girl I dated in high school. Turns out she hates Trump and is a huge BJ fan.

    I need to clean my brain.

  11. 11.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 30, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    This had me laughing way too hard. Be best!

  12. 12.

    geg6

    December 30, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    @guachi:

    LOL, phrasing.

    But seriously, you ran into her somewhere and found out that she’s a Jackal? How does that come up? I would love to run into an unexpected Jackal!

  13. 13.

    Amir Khalid

    December 30, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    @SenyorDave:
    Is Lindsay Graham a leader in his Senate caucus? Is he a potential presidential nominee?

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    December 30, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    @geg6:
    I suspect there are cool prominent people who are secret Jackals.

  15. 15.

    FlyingToaster

    December 30, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    @JPL: I’m very much afraid there’s a dead boy somewhere in there….

  16. 16.

    FlyingToaster

    December 30, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    @Amir Khalid: No, Miss Lindsay’s a Sunday-Program-Staple for the old media. Which seems to be primarily used to scare the bejesus out of old white folks, regardless of network.

    Various olds (and I’m in my late 50s, so older-n-me) keep asking me if I’ve seen something on television, and I’m like, “Was it Doctor Who, on Comet or Science, or old BBC mysteries on WGBX*? Then nope!”

    *WGBH Boston’s second channel; 44 terrestrial.

  17. 17.

    cain

    December 30, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    @FlyingToaster:

    I have long since given up on regular tv, for me political/news stuff is twitter and netflix/amazon prime for movies/shows. I simply cannot take regular television anymore. Life is so good right now. Too bad, I’m getting spied on by Alexa.

  18. 18.

    realbtl

    December 30, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    @geg6: I actually made contact with a fellow unknown jackal on a thread about the Boy Scouts a couple of years ago, hadn’t seen since about 1967. Quite cool.

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    guachi

    December 30, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    @geg6: Facebook, mostly. A lot of my high school friends turned out to be more hard core anti-Trumpers/liberals than I had imagined. Electing Trump kind of had that effect.

    I only found out she liked BALLOON JUICE (She may like the other BJ. I haven’t asked.) recently when I recommended it to her. She loves Betty Cracker and is intimidated by the healthcare posts of David Anderson and the intelligence posts of Adam Silverman.

  20. 20.

    JPL

    December 30, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    @Amir Khalid: MSM types have been around also.

  21. 21.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 30, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    @SenyorDave:
    That Status of Forces Agreement is absolutely verifiable by literally anyone. I’m not sure how desperate Graham is to keep whatever somebody has on him from coming out, but blatantly lying about this is like saying there’s no such thing as gravity. He should just resign.

  22. 22.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??

    December 30, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    Wasn’t there a CNN anchor here once?

  23. 23.

    HeleninEire

    December 30, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    @Raven: I get your pups mixed up too. I am sure I have said this before. My favorite BJ picture is when you and Lil Bit went to the bakery and Bhodi just wondered in. You took the best pic ever. Lil Bit being awesome and Bhodi sitting there next to his brother thinking “Oh Hi Dad. Take my pic. Look how good I am. I promise I will be he best dog ever!!!”

  24. 24.

    JPL

    December 30, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)  ??: yup

  25. 25.

    Baud

    December 30, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I suspect there are cool prominent people who are secret Jackals.

    You mean other than us?

  26. 26.

    debbie

    December 30, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    @SenyorDave:

    He’s faking it. The swearing gives him away.

  27. 27.

    zhena gogolia

    December 30, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    @debbie:

    Just like his ridiculous Bette Davis performance at the Kavanaugh hearings. So fake.

  28. 28.

    Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho

    December 30, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    @HeleninEire: That should be in every Juice pet calendar ever. Bodhi was the most adorable toddler. And a fine mature gentleman as well. Lil Bit can’t help being adorable at any age, of course.

  29. 29.

    Schlemazel

    December 30, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    @Baud:
    I once had a bunch of people on reddit convinced I was Adam Savage from Mythbuster by simply denying I was him when asked. Though, to be honest I denied it in a humorous way. It went on for a couple of days and they were so convinced my repeated denials just made them more sure

  30. 30.

    NotMax

    December 30, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    @Schlemazel

    If it’s denied on the internet it must be true.

    ;)

  31. 31.

    Ruckus

    December 30, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    My calendar is on it’s way, supposedly. Set to arrive on the 14th. I believe that I must scare delivery companies. My last Amazon order I canceled last night as it also seems to be lost, as was the first attempt. No one knows nothing.

  32. 32.

    NotMax

    December 30, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    @Ruckus

    Perhaps that “Beware. This premises protected by vampire jackalopes.” sign wasn’t such a good idea after all.

    :)

  33. 33.

    zhena gogolia

    December 30, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Mine hasn’t come yet.

  34. 34.

    Tom Levenson

    December 30, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    Thx for the reminder.

  35. 35.

    Ruckus

    December 30, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    @NotMax:
    Now you tell me.
    I should have known I guess, getting it from a guy out of the trunk of his car in an alley in the bad part of town. And for only $12.

  36. 36.

    PaulWartenberg

    December 30, 2018 at 9:26 pm

    Already got it.
    Ocean the Wiggle Cat wants to thank you for making her a calendar girl for January.

  37. 37.

    glaukopis

    December 31, 2018 at 8:08 am

    I got my calendar on Saturday. It’s great! Love all the puppies & kittehs.

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