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Open Thread: Polar Opposites

by Anne Laurie|  December 24, 20187:19 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Clown Shoes

Monday 17th December, they still haven't noticed. pic.twitter.com/z1hfXmfK5a

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) December 17, 2018

I’ll believe that Trump is growing into the presidency when his staff stops talking about him like a toddler. https://t.co/I4zuJyecOx pic.twitter.com/KEDwHHwcvw

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 18, 2018

T'was the night before Christmas, when in the White House.
A creature was tweeting, with keyboard and mouse.
The shutdown continued, but he felt no one cared.
As he hoped that the Wall Money, soon would be there.

— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) December 24, 2018

The blood trees were lonely, nobody is there,
Not even his children, they're fleeing by air.

— David Henry (@WorstThtCldHppn) December 24, 2018

The Senators were all home, taking a break
Each asking themselves how much more to take
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
He tweeted not to panic, the market now in tatters
Away to the window we all flew like a flash
Wondering how this guy could turn this to ash

— Jason Zimmerman (@zimmy1998) December 24, 2018

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
he bailed out the back cause he knew what's the matter,
More rapid than Eagles the prosecutors they came,
Trump shouted and screamed and called them foul names.

— Richard Kapuaala (@rkapuaala) December 24, 2018

Twas the night before Christmas, when through the White House
Not a Kushner was resting, not even his spouse;
The documents were hung by the shredder with care,
In fears that Bob Mueller soon would be there#TrumpChristmasShutdown #TrumpShutdown #TrumpResign

— Orca (@Orcalover25) December 24, 2018

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Imitatio Christi vs. Trump’s Example

by Tom Levenson|  December 24, 20186:04 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Make The World A Better Place, Rare Sincerity

A story from The New York Times that reminds that there are some folks who walk the walk:

THE HAGUE — Jessa van der Vaart and Rosaliene Israel, two Dutch pastors, usually get to church by cycling through the streets of Amsterdam to a Protestant parish in the city center. But last Wednesday night, they packed their robes into the trunk of a car and drove down the highway to The Hague for what was the equivalent of a priestly shift change.

They would take over at 8 p.m. from a local minister at the modest Bethel Church. Then, at 11 p.m., they would be replaced by a group from the city of Voorburg, who were scheduled to pull an all-nighter, singing hymns and preaching until daylight, when another cleric would arrive to take the baton…

The two ministers were making their way to their post in what has become, as the Times wrote, a “marathon church service,” one that has been conducted continuously for the last six weeks, night and day.

Why is this happening? Because enough Dutch people, church-goers and more secular, have committed themselves to the succor of the least among them, and are being very clever about how they go about it:

Under an obscure Dutch law, the police may not disrupt a church service to make an arrest. And so for the past six weeks, immigration officials have been unable to enter Bethel Church to seize the five members of the Tamrazyan family, Armenian refugees who fled to the sanctuary to escape a deportation order.

What I find particularly cheering at this wretched pass in both US and European times is that this effort has grown into something more than a (totally praiseworthy) effort of a few folks in one neighborhood into a national expression of values:

The service, which began in late October as a little-noticed, last-gasp measure by a small group of local ministers, is now a national movement, attracting clergy members and congregants from villages and cities across the Netherlands. More than 550 pastors from about 20 denominations have rotated through Bethel Church, a nonstop service all in the name of protecting one vulnerable family.

This is, of course, a symbolic gesture, as vital as it is to the Tamrazyan family.  There are hundreds of thousands of refugees scattered through Europe, thousands upon thousands of people trapped at the US-Mexico border, and way too many evil figures weaponizing their misery to utterly malign ends.  Mobilizing over five hundred people to save five leaves so many more in desparate need.  And yet…

Symbolic acts are not meaningless ones, and far less are they powerless.  Trump and his European counterparts are loud, and they assert a claim on reality just on the volume of noise they project.  It is impossible to counter that without creating a joyful noise in response, and that is what I think is going on here.  550 ministers carry a lot of congregants behind them.  The news is clearly getting out, if late nights in a small Hague sanctuary make the Grey Lady (no longer of) 43nd St.

One last note, on the eve of one of the most festive days in the Christian calendar.  I’m far from Christian myself, as y’all know; I am rather, an atheist (some days agnostic, but not that many) Jew.  There are lots of things that the historical church has to answer for — and by “church” I mean not just those ruled by the See of Rome, but the whole passel — and in this there’s an analogue in Judaism, where as far back as Isaiah keen observers have noted gaps between ritual perfection and a genuine commitment to tikkun olam.   Through it all, though, the idea of imitatio Christi, living one’s life as much as Jesus would have, is a powerful ideal.

It’s true (and that’s exactly what Isaiah was warning about) that the loud assertion of faith can — and we’ve seen it a lot ltely — produce at best an external appearance of godliness.  But this one example in Holland cheers me tonight, if only because it bears witness to the notion that what passes for Christian politics is not defined by the travesty American evangelicals have made of it.

And with that:  a merry Christmas to all who merrify; a happy holiday to all those who happify; and a premature new year’s wish to all my fellow jackals, with no false seasonal saccharine:

FSM bless all here, and may Grabthar’s Hammer wreak havoc upon all our enemies, soon, in our days.

This thread is open for piety, blasphemy, patristics, yiddishkeit, and/or any thing else….

Image: Pieter Brueghel the Younger, The preaching of St. John the Baptist, betw. 1601 and 1604.

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Footage of the President Meeting With (What’s Left of) His Cabinet

by Adam L Silverman|  December 24, 20185:02 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, America, Crazification Factor, Domestic Politics, Election 2016, Foreign Affairs, Humorous, Open Threads, Politics, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, Not Normal

Thanks to an intrepid White House pool videographer, we have footage of the President meeting with his cabinet today.

Open thread!

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This Fucking Guy

by John Cole|  December 24, 20181:46 pm| 187 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Just Shut the Fuck Up

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018

I got nothing.

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Balloon Juice Pet Calendar 2019 is LIVE!

by John Cole|  December 24, 201810:04 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Pet Rescue

Just a reminder that the Balloon Juice Calendar for 2019 is now LIVE:

Thanks to all of you who sent in pictures, and thanks to Beth, who put it all together. As always, all proceeds go to MARC- the Marion Animal Resource Connection. You can pick yours up by clicking on this link or going through the Balloon Juice Store on the right.

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Counting Down

by Anne Laurie|  December 24, 20186:07 am| 210 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

(Thanks to commentor NotMax)
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This afternoon, Murphy the Trickster God willing, we’ll go pick out a tree from our favorite local garden center. And in the evening, we’ll decorate it, which is the climax of holiday prepping for this household.

Tomorrow: A movie (I’m hoping Aquaman) and dinner at SuChang‘s. Because TRADITION!

How’s the preparations — if only for a day of routine disruptions — going in your neighborhoods?

(Nick Anderson via GoComics.com)
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On the Road and In Your Backyard

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  December 24, 20185:00 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Open Threads, Readership Capture

Good Morning All,

On The Road and In Your Backyard is a weekday feature spotlighting reader submissions. From the exotic to the familiar, please share your part of the world, whether you’re traveling or just in your locality. Share some photos and a narrative, let us see through your pictures and words. We’re so lucky each and every day to see and appreciate the world around us!

Submissions from commenters are welcome at tools.balloon-juice.com

 

Happy Holidays in all appropriate permutations, there’s a fantastic post lined up for Tuesday, see you then!

 

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