• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

… gradually, and then suddenly.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Not all heroes wear capes.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

People are weird.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Friday Morning Open Thread: Shutdown Sh*tshow

Friday Morning Open Thread: Shutdown Sh*tshow

by Anne Laurie|  January 18, 20194:55 am| 149 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal

FacebookTweetEmail

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)
.

Day 27 of this reckless presidential temper tantrum. The American people are suffering. It’s time for Mitch McConnell to emerge from the witness protection program and DO YOUR JOB. pic.twitter.com/hxtTFuV2ok

— Hakeem Jeffries (@RepJeffries) January 17, 2019

While we wait, not so patiently, for Robert Mueller and/or other experts to further discuss Buzzfeed‘s big reveal from last night…

It’s revealing that when Pelosi put opening the government as a condition of the State of the Union Trump didn’t respond with, “I have confidence we can get solve this in the next two weeks.” He has no plan, no endgame in sight.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 18, 2019

From Vanity Fair, “Trump Doesn’t Understand Why He’s Losing the Shutdown”:

With each passing day, it seems less likely that Donald Trump will negotiate a speedy resolution to the ongoing government shutdown. Ordinarily, in the case of a political standoff, one side will concede after the consequences exceed their pain threshold, or once both sides grow tired of posturing and agree to compromise. Trump, however, appears to be lacking in any of the traits that might bring him to the negotiating table. He is, for one, largely apathetic to the 800,000 or so federal workers who are not getting paychecks (“most of the people not getting paid are Democrats,” he has said). He is arrogant enough to believe that the American people largely back his position, despite polling showing the exact opposite (58 percent of Americans told the Pew Foundation that they oppose the wall, and would also oppose a deal that included wall funding). And he lacks the political sophistication to understand what is motivating Democrats in Congress to hold firm.

The latest evidence comes via The New York Times’s Maggie Haberman and Annie Karni, whose sources inside the White House portray the president as a man without any sort of plan for ending the shutdown, now in its 27th day. “We are getting crushed!” Trump recently told acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, according to the Times. “Why can’t we get a deal?”

A large part of the reason, of course, is that Democrats in Congress are almost perfectly united behind House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, who have been holding the party line against any funding for a physical border wall. White House aides tell the Times that Trump “believes he is still playing a strong hand,” but it’s not clear what leverage he really has…

How about ‘none’? Does ‘none’ work for you?…

Politico, bothsider-ing with all its might, “Shutdown breaks Congress’ spirit”:

…[W]ith most members headed home for a long weekend, the partial shutdown is essentially guaranteed to enter into its second month. It’s an unheard-of impasse even in a capital that’s seen debt crises, blunt budget cuts and scores of unprecedented political conflicts over the past decade.

But this one feels different, a shutdown where the dynamics are frozen. Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) don’t want money for a border wall, and President Donald Trump wants $5.7 billion. Rank-and-file lawmakers can make noise and try to create momentum, but Trump has dismissed everything they’ve come up with — leading some members to wonder what they’re even doing.

“It’s very frustrating for me because my whole instinct is: Let’s find a way to get this solved. But so far anyway, his idea of negotiating is to say ‘here’s what I want, I’ll give you nothing,’” said Sen. Angus King (I-Maine), who tried to forge an immigration deal a year ago. “I could sit down with Mike Pence for an afternoon and we might come to some agreement. And then [Trump would] blow it up.”…

Some Senate Republicans were also trying to give Trump an off-ramp, including Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) and Rob Portman (R-Ohio). They hoped to get as many as 20 Republicans and 20 Democrats to sign their letter to Trump, with the hopes that a substantial Democratic commitment to debating border security and a push from Trump’s own party could shift Washington’s stalemate.

But Republican support for the letter cratered this week amid a widespread belief that the president won’t support opening up the government without a border wall guarantee. The letter still might get sent, according to two people familiar with it. But nobody is super enthused.

“They came up with about nine or 10 Republicans. Which we didn’t think is enough to be convincing to the president,” said Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin (D-Ill.)…

He’s already inconveniencing the Masters of the Universe…

I'm sure the split screen of Trump's delegation hob nobbing in Davos with the super elite and rich versus the Federal Workers in Food Bank lines in the rain and snow will look great. They aren't good at this.https://t.co/LWgALRLQEV

— Russell C. Lakey (@RussLakey) January 17, 2019

They announced the trip was still on this afternoon after breaching Pelosi's security.

The Keystone Kops looked like geniuses compared to this utter failure of an administration.

— Thorby, Son of Baslim of Jubbul. (@neoblaque) January 17, 2019

So… the president canceled the Pelosi trip to Afghanistan out of pique and then realized that meant he also had to cancel his own staff's trip to a Swiss ski resort? https://t.co/TYYz6spoE9

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 17, 2019

Maybe if someone showed Lord Smallgloves another Politico headline — “Shutdown has dropped grenade onto Trump’s 2020 team”?

… As polling turns increasingly against the president, and White House officials try to find a solution to what some consider a pointless standoff, Trump aides and advisers are worried that the president is doing his 2020 Democratic challengers an early favor.

“This is a really bad spot for him,” said one person familiar with Trump’s campaign, who fretted that Trump is not thinking strategically about how the shutdown might affect his reelection chances. “He may just be fighting because he doesn’t know what the hell else to do.”…

Others simply believe that, four weeks in, Trump has more to lose than to gain in what has become a high-stakes political gambit that could cost him with his base if he strikes a compromise.

“If it ends with some kind of capitulation, it could be the beginning of real fracturing in Trump’s core base of support. If it ends with a deal that can be plausibly sold as advancing the case for the wall, then Trump loses little but gains little. That’s a bad place to be,” said Yuval Levin, editor of National Affairs, a leading conservative policy journal. “He’s fighting for something that voters outside his core coalition don’t value, so he has much more to lose than to win.”

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « ‘Junkets’ Under Fire Open Thread: Calling Trump’s Cronies Amateurs Is An Insult to People Who Don’t Get Paid
Next Post: On the Road and In Your Backyard On the Road and In Your Backyard»

Reader Interactions

149Comments

  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 5:44 am

    Good Morning, Everyone ???

  2. 2.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 5:45 am

    Apparently the president was warned not to cancel Melania’s trip. She knows where the bodies are buried.

  3. 3.

    p.a.

    January 18, 2019 at 5:46 am

    All this because the shitstain doesn’t realize ‘wall’ was a mnemonic device in his campaign to talkimmigrant-fear-pR0n, and the deplorables gave him an applause line to run with.

  4. 4.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 5:58 am

    I want just one f.king day where trump isn’t in the news. Supposedly the secret service has been preparing for a trump visit to Atlanta for the Super Bowl. I guess that plan is off for now.

  5. 5.

    raven

    January 18, 2019 at 6:08 am

    @JPL: Where’s you hear that? There is no way he’d do that.

  6. 6.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 18, 2019 at 6:15 am

    Looks like we’re gonna “impeach the motherfucker” after all.

  7. 7.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 6:17 am

    @raven: I assumed that it’s standard protocol to prepare just in case. Hey, I protect my sources… lol.

  8. 8.

    Tony Jay

    January 18, 2019 at 6:17 am

    Self-obsessed and floundering Government Executive stubbornly persisting with an unpopular policy in the wake of a stinging electoral defeat, sheltering behind a shield of cynical partisan loyalty while showing a complete lack of concern about the harm caused by their intransigence. An Opposition standing firm by refusing to make compromises until the most egregious and offensive parts of the Government’s policy are taken off the table, all the while being sniped at and shit on by a deeply biased 24/7 news cycle desperate to ‘both-sides’ a genuine national crisis into Infotainment.

    But enough about Brexit. I hear you’ve got something similar going on in America?

  9. 9.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 6:18 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: The house democrats might not have a choice, but no way will Mitch even allow a vote in the senate.
    He’s afraid of the tweet.

  10. 10.

    Marcus

    January 18, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Until the turtle agrees to let something on the floor, nothing is gonna happen. R’s in the Senate are gonna have to figure out if it is worth it to stick with McConnell, as he is the main sticking point in getting anything on 45’s desk. Let 45 veto it – then the House and Senate can override, and get the government funded again.

  11. 11.

    JWR

    January 18, 2019 at 6:20 am

    @Tony Jay: Bravo! (And well done, also too.)

  12. 12.

    Tony Jay

    January 18, 2019 at 6:33 am

    @JWR:

    The parallels speak for themselves. It would just be nice if there was more of an appreciation of – how – similar the roadblocks to progress are. In Westminster as in Washington DC the problem is conservatives in power, not the party in Opposition.

  13. 13.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 6:35 am

    May I humble-brag a minnit?

    Playing in the bar down 100+ in scrabble with about 11 tiles to go to a dear friend who’s purty fucking good, found self with O-W-I-G-S-?-H. He’s just played Q-U-I-R-E in the upper left-hand corner, one row away from TWS. S-H-O-W-I-?-G is next play on upper row (starting atop quire for squire, course) over to midde-upper TWS for bingo and bout 97 if mem’ry serves. Rattled out remainder of the tiles betwixt the two, and final score after dedux for remainder were 382-381. Fun game.

  14. 14.

    TS (the original)

    January 18, 2019 at 6:39 am

    @JPL: She will, no doubt, cancel her trip back to DC – due to the shutdown.

  15. 15.

    HinTN

    January 18, 2019 at 6:39 am

    “We are getting crushed!” Trump recently told acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, according to the Times. “Why can’t we get a deal?”

    Inquiring minds might be interested to know Mr Mulvaney’s response, but no such luck from our MSM.

  16. 16.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 6:41 am

    Happy Friday, All!

    Not enough intoxicants for this crap. We had a furloughed party last Saturday with my friends at EPA. They are happy the back pay bill is signed, but the one-income families (especially the inspectors and investigators) are starting to feel the pinch. I’m going to feed them all again Sunday.

  17. 17.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Today in dog bites man news:

    The Kutztown police department sought three volunteers to drink hard liquor to the point of inebriation so officers could be trained how to administer field sobriety tests during traffic stops. A call for volunteers on Facebook accumulated hundreds of responses and more than 1,000 shares in less than a day.

  18. 18.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 6:45 am

    @JPL: where is Melania going? By herself? Isn’t Barron in school?

  19. 19.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 6:45 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    Kutztown = Amish, no?
    Did they buggy while drunk?

  20. 20.

    Barbara

    January 18, 2019 at 6:53 am

    @Immanentize: Holiday weekend?

  21. 21.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 6:58 am

    @Barbara: that’s some school that gets some of Thursday and Friday off too! I have never been a fan of parents who extend their kids vacations like that…. But many do.

  22. 22.

    Lapassionara

    January 18, 2019 at 6:58 am

    Good morning everyone.

    So I returned to the USA yesterday, and, in spite of my anxieties, all went smoothly at passport check and TSA. We were not asked to fill out a customs form, so I asked the guy checking my passport about it, and he said “we don’t require that anymore.” I think what he meant to say is “stopping smuggling is not an essential government function.”

    Jet lag prevents me from writing something appropriately snarky.

  23. 23.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 7:00 am

    @HinTN:

    Inquiring minds might be interested to know Mr Mulvaney’s response,

    Pretty safe to say it was something along the lines of, “Oh no mr president, we are crushing them bigly. Those are all fake polls, our real polls show the American people are all behind your manly show of principal 100%!”

  24. 24.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 7:03 am

    @Immanentize: Barron appears to be an after thought. The only time he’s been mentioned was to explain a cut on trump’s hand. He was horse playing with Barron.. Yeah that sounds plausible.

  25. 25.

    Waspuppet

    January 18, 2019 at 7:04 am

    @HinTN: “Because you literally don’t know the difference between a deal and a swindle.”

  26. 26.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 18, 2019 at 7:08 am

    @Tony Jay:

    But enough about Brexit. I hear you’ve got something similar going on in America?

    This made me laugh out loud. Meanwhile, the Russians are LOVING this whole shit show of western politics cocking up just about everything.

  27. 27.

    Waldo

    January 18, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Where the gambling analogy falls apart …

    Conventional wisdom: The house always wins.

    Failed casino magnate: Not in my experience.

  28. 28.

    Betty Cracker

    January 18, 2019 at 7:09 am

    Just catching up on the Buzzfeed story about Trump directing Cohen to lie to Congress. Seems like a pretty big deal, no? Especially since the evidence isn’t just Cohen’s say-so but emails, electronic evidence (recordings maybe?), etc. Also, in a hearing this week, AG nominee Barr affirmed that suborning perjury is a crime — “classic” obstruction of justice.

    Also, according to CNN, Individual 1 was “startled” to learn that Barr and Mueller are such good friends. He really should get out of the Fox News bubble more often. No shot at finding an AG pick who believes PizzaGate conspiracies and thinks it’s okay to direct underlings to lie to Congress now.

  29. 29.

    plato

    January 18, 2019 at 7:16 am

    The wife of Meng Hongwei, the Interpol president held in China since September, has sought asylum in France for herself and her twin children.

    Grace Meng and the seven-year-olds live in Lyon, the international police agency’s headquarters. Meng Hongwei disappeared during a visit to China.

    In October the Chinese authorities said Mr Meng was being investigated over suspected bribe-taking.

    His wife and children are under police protection, having received threats.

    Quoted by France Inter radio on Friday, she said, “I fear they will kidnap me.”

    “I’ve received strange phone calls. Even my car was damaged. Two Chinese – a man and woman – followed me to the hotel,” she said.

    In media interviews she has refused to show her face, fearing for her safety.

  30. 30.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 7:16 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    OK, fair enough. But me? Much as I’d like to feel reassured by Mueller’s professional comportment heretofore, gotta admit the weird connex betwixt Barr and Mueller (Bible school wifery! go you!) was, well, off-putting.

    Specially when you consider: Barr tried to fast-track an investigation into Clinton (proto-Whitewater! go, baby!) on eve of elex in ’92, then alla the other stuff about which Barr seems like a gooper bagman (AG audition, don’t know shit under testimony, etc.), it’s … less than reassuring.

  31. 31.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 7:17 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Individual 1 was “startled” to learn that Barr and Mueller are such good friends.

    Karma is a beach in DC.

  32. 32.

    Ken

    January 18, 2019 at 7:20 am

    Also, in a hearing this week, AG nominee Barr affirmed that suborning perjury is a crime — “classic” obstruction of justice.

    I’d love to know if whoever asked that question knew the Cohen story was in the pipe.

  33. 33.

    clay

    January 18, 2019 at 7:23 am

    @Betty Cracker: The Barr pick is a complete mystery to me. Going back to GWHB’s cabinet seems so unlike Trump’s usual style. How did Barr even get on his radar? Who suggested Barr to Trump? What did Trump expect out of Barr? Was there even an interview? It’s just weird…

  34. 34.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 7:24 am

    @Ken: I think it’s a safe supposition that trump, a congenital liar, who has had every single person in his admin to lie for him on tv, in print, at press briefings, in cabinet meetings, in Congress, and many many more venues, would not stop at suborning perjury.

  35. 35.

    debbie

    January 18, 2019 at 7:25 am

    Stephen Colbert’s Late Night is taking preorders for this coffee mug. All of the proceeds will benefit World Central Kitchen, a group working to feed unpaid federal workers. Expecting to ship at the end of next week, it’s only $14.95!

  36. 36.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 7:26 am

    @clay:

    It ain’t weird if his job is to pull the fat outta the fire. (Which, imo, it is.)

    Now, whose fat? That’s an inneresting question.

    Trump don’t know shit. That’s a given.

    My take: Barr’s job is to save Trump if he can, but above all else, make sure there’s a lifeboat for Republican dickheads.

    He’s an establishment cleaner. imo

  37. 37.

    plato

    January 18, 2019 at 7:28 am

    @clay: I think it was a barr’s ass kissing ‘Mueller investigation is a witch-hunt’ opinion piece in some rw media that got the totus thug’s attention.

  38. 38.

    Tony Jay

    January 18, 2019 at 7:28 am

    @BruceFromOhio:

    Meanwhile, the Russians are LOVING this whole shit show of western politics cocking up just about everything

    To be fair it’s a bit Bread and Circuses, isn’t it? Tsar Vladimir has ‘centralised’ every spare rouble the country has into his own personal bank-account, leaving a poverty stricken failed-state dotted with shiny bits of bling all owned by his KGBuddies and other suitably loyal oligarchs, but at least he can entertain the masses with rolling reports on how successfully Mother Russia is owning the West and – importantly – getting away with (most of) it.

    How long before United Russia starts selling T-Shirts saying “Who Won This Cold War, Tovarisch?.”

  39. 39.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 7:29 am

    @Ken: For Senators on Judiciary, they probably have known that Trump directed Cohen to lie for months.

  40. 40.

    Betty Cracker

    January 18, 2019 at 7:30 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: Didn’t mean to imply that I’m sanguine about Barr! I don’t trust any Bushie or ostentatious god-botherer. I remain deeply pissed off that it’s apparently now an unwritten rule that only Republicans can be appointed special counsel, regardless of which party is in power.

    But it is somewhat reassuring that Barr is willing to state on the record the obvious fact that a president directing an underling to lie to Congress is a crime. It doesn’t make him one of the good guys, but it would seem to set him apart from that unqualified bullet-headed seat-warmer currently acting as AG, and I find it amusing that Trump was blindsided by the warmth of the Barr-Mueller friendship, confirming as it does that Trump is an idiot with no strategy to save his own ass.

    @Ken: Get this — it was Lindsey Graham!

  41. 41.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 7:31 am

    @clay: Barr was sending memos to the White House, met with The president about joining g his defense team, met with others at the WhiteHouse about the investigation (including Kushner). Barr has been auditioning for the part for a year.

  42. 42.

    Chris Johnson

    January 18, 2019 at 7:32 am

    In what way is Trump shutting down the United States Government for the benefit of his master Putin, FAILING for him?

    This is not a failure, but exactly the purpose of the exercise. Wall got nothin’ to do with it.

    How would this be handled differently in any way if Donald was actively in the pay of and taking daily instructions from Russia? You’d see the same failure to resolve the situation in any particular direction because the condition of shutdown is the payoff.

  43. 43.

    Kay

    January 18, 2019 at 7:34 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Federal agents looking into whether the Trump campaign conspired with Russia to interfere in the 2016 election also tried to clarify the roles that Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. played in the Moscow tower negotiations, the sources said.

    It’s ridiculous that Ivanka Trump is still operating within the federal government at this point. None of the process issues re: the President apply to her- she doesn’t have to be impeached. DC is crawling with smart lawyers. No one can figure out a way to reach her and get her out of our government, short of an indictment? She’s managed to protect herself by violating norms and ethical standards- she’s invulnerable BECAUSE she operates outside the rules as the relative of a powerful person. We’re rewarding her for her claiming her own special status.

    When does she get held accountable? She skated in NY due to privilege and power. Now again in DC? This person is untouchable?

  44. 44.

    JoyceH

    January 18, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Hey, are we sure it was just Melania on that plane and not Trump sneaking down to Florida for some golf? Has he been seen since the plane left?

  45. 45.

    MomSense

    January 18, 2019 at 7:43 am

    @JPL:

    Almost makes me miss “choking on a pretzel”

  46. 46.

    Ryan

    January 18, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Remember after 9/11 when they grounded all flights for a few days. Imagine 3 months without air travel once air traffic controllers and TSA quit en masse for jobs where the employer doesn’t lock out the labor force. The ranks of the unemployed aren’t exactly swelled at the moment.

  47. 47.

    Betty Cracker

    January 18, 2019 at 7:48 am

    @Kay: Well see, won’t we? According to Politico’s palace intrigue coverage, the departure of Kelly and appointment of Mulvaney as ACTING CoS (he made them put “Acting” on the business cards!) made Kushner the de facto CoS, so it doesn’t look like anything but indictments will budge that pair of grifters. Bring on the indictments!

    Among the many stupid things Giuliani has said and done, one that sticks out in my mind was an interview he did some time ago in which he expressed absurd reverence for Ivanka. (The interview was infamous because he said Kushner was expendable.) He seemed to think the whole country would turn on anyone who dared question the wisdom and honesty of that knock-off bag and shoe peddler. I think he’ll find the rest of the country doesn’t hold her in such high regard.

  48. 48.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 7:48 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Will say this: My impression of Barr’s testimony was that of a slippery douche willing to suavely say whatever was necessary to achieve his objective at closing time.

    It *is* funny that Trump don’t know about Barr and Mueller. Granted. But by the same token, that ain’t exactly reassuring, to me anyways.

    B/c Trump ain’t loyal to no one, no one is loyal to Trump. Happy to be wrong (delighted, actually), but very strongly get the sense (not that he’ll be successful necessarily, just that’s his mission) that Barr’s job is to try’n make sure Republicanism ain’t thoroughgoingly discredited. If possible, by saving Trump’s presidency, but irrespective of whether Trump gets saved ultimately (cuz no one is loyal to Trump).

    Apologize if I come across too righteous, din’t mean to. Late, tired, stupid, alla the usual excuses.

  49. 49.

    montanareddog

    January 18, 2019 at 7:53 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Also, according to CNN, Individual 1 was “startled” to learn that Barr and Mueller are such good friends.

    Could be disinformation, so that they can feign surprise when Barr makes a move to shut down the SCO

  50. 50.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 18, 2019 at 7:55 am

    @Immanentize: My first grade teacher DIL gets worked up about parents who do that.

    We got back from Florida last evening and I had trouble staying away until 9. Traveling wears me out these days.

  51. 51.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Mediaite has a clip of Fox’s lead story which has to do with scary caravan crossing the border into Mexico. Don’t blink because you might miss the swarms of people. link

  52. 52.

    montanareddog

    January 18, 2019 at 7:59 am

    @montanareddog: or to try and sow complacency in some Democrat senators

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 8:05 am

    @Immanentize:
    You are good people.??

  54. 54.

    But her emails!!!

    January 18, 2019 at 8:05 am

    Trump: I just threw a sack full of kittens in to the river. Give me $50 to buy toilet paper to vandalize your house with and I promise to fish them out.
    Pelosi: Hell no! Now go get the kittens out of the river you crazy motherfucker!
    …………
    Pelosi: OK. We have all the things we need to rescue the kittens. Let’s do this.
    McConnell: Sorry. Can’t unless Trump gives the thumbs up.
    Pelosi: WTF. This was your plan.
    McConnell: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
    Schumer: You’re still wearing one of the customized US Senate kitten rescue squad wet suits you had made
    McConnell: Ummm.
    …………..
    AOC: If anyone finds a lost turtle, can you please return him to the US Senate?
    …………..
    Media: Day 27 of the kitten crisis. With Trump refusing to allow the kittens to be rescued and Pelosi stubbornly refusing to pay for his toilet paper, both sides are responsible for the rapidly deteriorating state of the kittens.

  55. 55.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 18, 2019 at 8:05 am

    We saw “Vice” while we were in Florida. I thought it was extremely well done–very creative use of non-realistic story-telling techniques and a gripping subject matter.

  56. 56.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) Tweeted:
    Here’s the real truth behind the Buzzfeed story.

    Mueller knows everything.

    https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/1086246937651830784?s=17

  57. 57.

    satby

    January 18, 2019 at 8:08 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning rikyrah?!
    Having a wonderful time here, thanks for the good wishes yesterday!

  58. 58.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 8:08 am

    @Immanentize:
    Glad you see it too ????

  59. 59.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Rev. Dr. Barber (@RevDrBarber) Tweeted:
    A wall is not racist; it’s the the rationale, lies & philosophy behind Trump’s wall that is racist. Water fountains, buses & lunch counters were not racist, but they were segregated by lies, a philosophy & rationale that were racist.

    https://twitter.com/RevDrBarber/status/1085999979431424002?s=17

  60. 60.

    Betty Cracker

    January 18, 2019 at 8:11 am

    @JPL: They’re basically just yelling “CARAVAN” at random pedestrians now. It would be comical if there weren’t millions of stupid people in America who fall for it.

  61. 61.

    Waldo

    January 18, 2019 at 8:11 am

    NPR’s lead story is the Buzzfeed Cohen report. So there’s that.

    Wonder what’s on Rudy’s agenda for today.

  62. 62.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 8:13 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork:
    Barr is there to save the Republican collaborators ??

  63. 63.

    Betty Cracker

    January 18, 2019 at 8:15 am

    @montanareddog: Possibly, but I am skeptical of any theory that attributes strategy to the pack of failed D-listers running this administration.

  64. 64.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 8:16 am

    @Waldo:

    what’s on Rudy’s agenda for today.

    Rudy decided he’s going to be drinking from home today.

  65. 65.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 8:20 am

    @Immanentize: @Dorothy A. Winsor: I think it depends. I have some friends who extend at least one such holiday break every year, for the purpose of taking their children to: Iceland, Nicaragua, Belize (from whence their oldest returned with a pet embedded in her back) and more. At some time in the not too distant future they want to take a year and drive to the tip of South America.

    Schools aren’t the only place one can get an education.

  66. 66.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 8:20 am

    @Immanentize:

    On the upside for the sake a transparency, it’sa open coffin.

    #ghoulianinosferatu

  67. 67.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 8:28 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Schools aren’t the only place one can get an education

    I agree, but Mar-a-Lago probably doesn’t qualify.

    I totally agree that there are great places kids could go to learn things and an extra day here or there is not such a loss, but many do it regularly. Also, be honest — kids have lots of non-school time. Here they get almost two weeks at the end of the year, one week in February and one week in April (or like my son, two weeks in March instead), and two and a half months in the summer. Parents are usually thinking of their pleasure and their convenience when taking kids out of school.

  68. 68.

    SFAW

    January 18, 2019 at 8:37 am

    @Waldo:

    Wonder what’s on Rudy’s agenda for today.

    800: Lie
    830: Lie some more
    900: Lie even more
    930: Whine break
    1000: Get his Depends changed
    1030: Back to lying
    1100: Grift
    1130: Lunch
    1430: Back from lunch. Lie some more
    1500: Tell the Traitor-in-Chief how awesome he is
    1600: Check in w/NY FBI office, see if they’ve buried the evidence
    1630: Return to lying

    etc.

  69. 69.

    Elizabelle

    January 18, 2019 at 8:37 am

    @But her emails!!!: Well done there.

  70. 70.

    zhena gogolia

    January 18, 2019 at 8:38 am

    @But her emails!!!:

    Wow, spot-on.

  71. 71.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 8:39 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Also, “pet imbedded in her back?” Parasite? Vampire bat? That braincell thing from Star Trek that attached to Spock?

  72. 72.

    Amir Khalid

    January 18, 2019 at 8:41 am

    @JPL:
    If Barron was holding something sharp enough to cut his father’s hand, that wasn’t horseplay.

  73. 73.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 8:43 am

    @Immanentize: As I said, it depends. Hauling 3 or 4 kids halfway around the world, chaperoning them thru 3rd world cities, jungles, mountains, and deserts is not for the weak, and it sure isn’t relaxing.

    ETA on their last trip to China they got each of the kids GPS transponders so they wouldn’t lose any of them in Beijing

  74. 74.

    MattF

    January 18, 2019 at 8:43 am

    @SFAW: Infrastructure Week should be in there someplace.

  75. 75.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 18, 2019 at 8:44 am

    This is like the trade war, with China, Trump set up off, made negotiating impossible and then walked away because resolving it is hard work.

  76. 76.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 8:47 am

    @SFAW:

    ????

    No lie told

  77. 77.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 8:49 am

    @Immanentize: Bot fly. :-) she, an otherwise extremely fastidious child, grew vary attached to it, in more ways than one.

  78. 78.

    germy

    January 18, 2019 at 8:53 am

    .@BetsyDeVosED broke her hip biking & is in a wheelchair.We wish her a speedy recovery but remind her in Oct 2017 she curtailed the rights of #disabled students–including in wheelchairs–with 72 initiatives, making education less accessible.https://t.co/MXDuBnMw2L#CripTheVote

    — Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) January 17, 2019

  79. 79.

    Tenar Arha

    January 18, 2019 at 8:53 am

    @But her emails!!!: Too real. Too too real.

  80. 80.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 8:55 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: GPS transponders for kids certainly beats kid-leashes (which I do understand but still freak me out, somehow). I got one of those TrackRs for my cat. It doesn’t work too well, sadly. I really wanted to know where he went when out.

  81. 81.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 18, 2019 at 8:56 am

    @Ken: Politics is like magnets, something that’s just beyond human understanding (sure people bring of scientists, but what do they know?) I mean just because the Dems won a resounding victory with a specific mandate from the public to stupid crap like the wall, that’s not reason why they shouldn’t give Trump all he wants.

    Seriously, this can’t be because Trump is a Russian spy, because the Russians would have told him to chill on the wall by this point. Trump is really this stupid and it boggles the mind.

  82. 82.

    SFAW

    January 18, 2019 at 8:57 am

    @MattF:

    Infrastructure Week should be in there someplace.

    Infrastructure Week, like Elvis, is everywhere.

    But it’s not a Ghouliani “deliverable.”

  83. 83.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 8:57 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    Botfly = Gadfly. Which I have been accused of occasionally around nice buffet spreads.

  84. 84.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 8:59 am

    @Immanentize: Are you sure? Trump is proud that his buddies are helping run the government, and I imagine they can handle simple homework instructions.

  85. 85.

    Amir Khalid

    January 18, 2019 at 9:00 am

    @Immanentize:
    I suspect that your cat takes the tracker off and disables it as soon as he is out of your sight.

  86. 86.

    SFAW

    January 18, 2019 at 9:01 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    Trump is really this stupid and it boggles the mind.

    In the Chas Pierce tweet mentioned above, someone had a picture of a sign/poster/whatever:

    “Trying to outsmart Mueller is like trying to outstupid Trump.”

  87. 87.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:06 am

    @germy:

    We wish her a speedy recovery

    My wishes lean more towards amputation, but I’m just petty that way..

  88. 88.

    montanareddog

    January 18, 2019 at 9:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Thank you! I so wish I had not gone to Wiki to find out what a botfly was!

  89. 89.

    artem1s

    January 18, 2019 at 9:09 am

    Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) don’t want money for a border wall, and President Donald Trump wants $5.7 billion.

    the media are idiots. Pelosi doesn’t give a fuck about the damn wall. She is holding class on how government works and demonstrating separation of powers to an idiot. And given Dolt’s tendency to fold when confronted with a true alpha, Pelosi has a good chance at owning this guy for as long as she wants to keep him in the WH. I’m betting she’s got him attaching Mitch and the GOP before all this is over. And once the Trump Crime Family is out, she will have an easy time of keeping Dence twisting in the wind.

  90. 90.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:12 am

    Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) Tweeted:
    Media framing of Trump-Pelosi battle is widely awful. The whole “Dems sinking to Trump’s level” meme is not only utterly false on its face. It also trivializes the seriousness of Trump’s ongoing misconduct and does not allow space for public officials to respond to it seriously:

    https://t.co/EDMSjeIC0r https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1086233921329745925?s=17

  91. 91.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:13 am

    @SFAW: But it still hasn’t left the building.

  92. 92.

    Ohio Mom

    January 18, 2019 at 9:14 am

    @Immanentize: The rumor is that Barron lives with Melania’s parents in the Virginia suburbs, and if that is true, he’s probably not missing school. He could be having a much more normal childhood than if he was living with his father. We can hope for his sake, anyway.

    On the surface, not too different than what the Obamas did, recruiting Michelle’s mother to serve as a third parent, but after that, the analogy completely falls apart for reasons I hardly have to list here.

  93. 93.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:15 am

    Mr. Weeks ?? (@MrDane1982) Tweeted:
    Did Michael Cohen have Trump on tape when Trump directed him to lie to Congress about the Moscow tower project…?

    And why haven’t one fucking commentator have the journalistic integrity to say Hillary Clinton was robbed and she should be President.

    https://twitter.com/MrDane1982/status/1086118944384135168?s=17

  94. 94.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 9:16 am

    @Immanentize:

    Ha! When I brought my boat up to Sitka from SF Bay, hadda friend I met in the yard (Jack, Georgia Peach, Vietnam vet, deaf as a post like me) who followed my progress northward on AIS. (Lil — but not terribly — embarrassed to admit I dunno what it stands for, but you gotta getta MMSI # from FCC, and if you gotta transponder, which I did, it’ll send n receive discrete vessel locations onto chart software.)

    ‘Member when I got to Sitka (’bout 11 days later; had some pit stops for various reasons, some fun, some less so), Jack wanted to know what the hell I was doing offa Port Orford Rocks drifting atta half-knot toward shore.

    Had to admit I had exactly the same reaction at the time.

    (Jack sailed around the world inna boat similar to mine — mine’s a plastical tub, but Jack’s is a 56′ ferro-cement ketch — stainless-steel rebar he’ll have you know! Spent 7 years on his circumnav, but 3 of it continuous all over in Europe, went to Antarctica, purty much everywhere. If you met Jack at the grocery store, less you was highly attuned to Tennessee Wms’s slow waters run deep frequency, be easy to see thru but not into.)

  95. 95.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:16 am

    @montanareddog: Some people have gone so far as to name their bot flies.

  96. 96.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 9:18 am

    @Ohio Mom: Trump told Stern that he wasn’t fond of children until they turned 18. He allowed some time for Ivanka at an earlier age, but only he knows why.

  97. 97.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:18 am

    Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) Tweeted:
    These explosive @Buzzfeed revelations should cause soul-searching by those who have assisted @realDonaldTrump in attacking Mueller & the FBI. They should prepare themselves for the possibility they may have been wrong, they may have been used, and the President might be a crook.

    https://t.co/yLEHvEf02M https://twitter.com/joshscampbell/status/1086243156775952386?s=17

  98. 98.

    plato

    January 18, 2019 at 9:19 am

    @rikyrah: I saw that exact crap being spouted by some black reporter jeh johnson (?) on cnn international.

  99. 99.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:19 am

    @JPL: She might remember if she got therapy for her PTSD.

  100. 100.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:20 am

    @germy:
    Womp womp ?

  101. 101.

    Tony Jay

    January 18, 2019 at 9:22 am

    What are the odds that the as-yet-undetermined ‘something’ that finally convinces a mass of GOP Senators that they simply – have – to get on board the Impeachment Train like, right now, will revolve around evidence that The Pustule remained true to the gutter tactics he’s always used to make problems like Mueller’s investigation go away, namely threats, bribery and blackmail?

    I wonder which of his minions got tasked with playing the heavy, when they got caught, and how long they’ve been wearing a wire?

    I also wonder if ‘someone’ was stupid enough to ask Russia for a little help in discrediting Mueller and his people, and if that request was made at some kind of off-the-record one-on-one meeting while external surveillance from a dozen countries was recording it.

    That would do it, wouldn’t it? Not even Mitch McKompromat could get his caucus to ignore – that – kind of bomb, could he?

  102. 102.

    Miss Bianca

    January 18, 2019 at 9:23 am

    @Tony Jay: *golf clap, weeping*

  103. 103.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:24 am

    4 tweets in less than an hour… Prayer rugs found at the border and hard to stop this caravan that’s forming right now without a Wall….

    Who actually buys this shit anymore?

  104. 104.

    jimmiraybob

    January 18, 2019 at 9:26 am

    @MattF:

    Infrastructure Week should be in there someplace.

    I’m glad you brought this up. I can’t remember, have I mentioned my shovel-ready development plan here? The Trump Mar-a-Guantanamo on the Bay? It’s a top flight luxury retreat that will be ideal for the chief executive of any international conspiracy or rogue nation with 1) open concept exercise facilities, 2) excellent security, 3) 24-hour attendants to cater to your every need, 4) food services, and 5) individualized accommodations starting with the Individual-1 Suite. And it’s located just a short drive to the beach.

  105. 105.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 9:27 am

    @Tony Jay: But his tweets.

  106. 106.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Anybody reading about McConnell trying to recruit Pompeo to leave State and run for the Senate in KS?

  107. 107.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 9:28 am

    @Quinerly: Is it him? The prayer rug was used years ago, or at least it seems like it was years.

  108. 108.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2019 at 9:32 am

    @Immanentize

    Having lived a hop and a skip from there for a couple of years, the answer in both cases is yes. Also too, it is a college town.

    Personal note: Attended a party at a private home there once wherein someone, in a fit of pique, dramatically threw the contents of a glass of champagne into someone else’s face. Often seen in films, rarely viewed in the wild.

  109. 109.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 9:32 am

    @Quinerly: Pompeo might want an out and Kansas could be a toss-up.

  110. 110.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:34 am

    @Quinerly:

    Who actually buys this shit anymore?

    My “neighbors”.

  111. 111.

    plato

    January 18, 2019 at 9:36 am

    @Quinerly: Is there a senate election coming up in KS?

  112. 112.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:37 am

    ????
    Nothing but a phucking lie…..trying to change the narrative.

    (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) Tweeted:
    To Trump and this border rancher we Muslims leave our prayer rugs behind to mark the territory. Or maybe we do it to claim the land as our own. In any event if someone was so religiously devout they brought a prayer rug they wouldn’t leave it behind since need it 5 times a day.

    https://t.co/JASb2ltNo4 https://twitter.com/DeanObeidallah/status/1086259347460628480?s=17

  113. 113.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:37 am

    @JPL: right wing outlets have been running stories for two years, at least, about border ranchers finding prayer rugs and/or prayer beads. Don’t think I have ever read an actual quote from a named person, though. Trump seems to have read these anonymous sourced stories
    somewhere this AM.

  114. 114.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:39 am

    @JPL: me thinks McConnell more concerned about keeping the Senate than Trump having a sycophant at State.

  115. 115.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:41 am

    @plato: Pat Roberts retiring.

  116. 116.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:41 am

    @Quinerly:

    Don’t they have 2 Senators in Kansas already?

  117. 117.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:42 am

    @rikyrah: https://www-washingtonpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/powerpost/mcconnell-courting-pompeo-to-run-for-open-senate-seat-in-kansas/2019/01/17/aa29f4aa-1aaf-11e9-9ebf-c5fed1b7a081_story.html&freshcontent=1?amp_js_v=a2&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fpowerpost%2Fmcconnell-courting-pompeo-to-run-for-open-senate-seat-in-kansas%2F2019%2F01%2F17%2Faa29f4aa-1aaf-11e9-9ebf-c5fed1b7a081_story.html

  118. 118.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:43 am

    @Quinerly:

    Oh..hadn’t heard about Roberts…

    I bet Kobach runs…..

  119. 119.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 9:43 am

    @Quinerly: Trump has no problem finding sycophants even on a temporary basis.

    So I’m on my way out until one, so please no breaking news.

  120. 120.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Sorry about that crazy formatted WaPO link about KS Senate. Just copied and pasted what I was reading on the smarty pants phone.

  121. 121.

    B.B.A.

    January 18, 2019 at 9:44 am

    At the end of the day if Trump says “yes, it’s all true — I conspired with Vladimir Putin to hack Hillary’s emails so I could win the election and put conservative judges on the bench and in exchange promised him Crimea” who in the GOP is going to say that’s a bad trade?— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) January 18, 2019

  122. 122.

    rikyrah

    January 18, 2019 at 9:45 am

    @Quinerly:
    Morning to Poco and the tribe ??

  123. 123.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 9:46 am

    @JPL: @Quinerly: The rationale I read for this was that the last election showed trump was pushing KS to the left, so they need some middle of the road old school Republican not too closely associated with trump to run.

    Yeah, you read that right.

  124. 124.

    Nelle

    January 18, 2019 at 9:49 am

    @Immanentize: I agree that so much can be learned outside of school. On the other hand, the teachers, underpaid and mocked, have the mission of educating a large group of students as best they can, and having students who need getting caught up because the parents choose to pull them out, can be in hair pulling territory.

    When I was 10, I was quite ill and in quarantine for over a month. The units I missed created a hole that persisted for several years…I had a brilliant teacher and the class was fast paced (I was in an experimental classroom for gifted kids, back in the early 60’s). I don’t fault the teacher for not going over it..just too much and there was no mandate that she would be judged by how students performed on standardized tests.

  125. 125.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 9:53 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork:
    I heard a story about Sitka on NPR last night — seems it’s an expensive place to live, with no excess jobs and a bunch of fed employees including coast guard. The Native community openned it’s food pantry to the fed. Employees.

  126. 126.

    PPCLI

    January 18, 2019 at 9:55 am

    @Quinerly: In particular, the Washington Examiner, a RWNJ operation, just published a story citing an anonymous rancher who claims to have seen such rugs. (The writer is clearly unaware of or uninterested in the fact that these rumors have been flying around for years, and have regularly debunked.) For the Trumpites, that’s enough to make the story new and fresh.

  127. 127.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 9:56 am

    @Tony Jay:

    That would do it, wouldn’t it?

    ? Says: answer unclear, ask later.

  128. 128.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 9:57 am

    @Quinerly:
    The man-boy that cried “terrorist.”

  129. 129.

    Erik Kropas

    January 18, 2019 at 9:58 am

    “It’s very frustrating for me because my whole instinct is: Let’s find a way to get this solved. But so far anyway, his idea of negotiating is to say ‘here’s what I want, I’ll give you nothing,’” said Sen. Angus King (I-Maine)

    This is what the media CONSTANTLY misses. Regardless of who’s in charge of each decision point, what is actually happening during every single shutdown? Republicans are always demanding some major policy change and will only concede to let the government operate,and until the next artificial deadline, if it passes. No further concessions to the other side will be made.

    Then the media asks why the Democrats won’t compromise. Bothsiderism is a hell of a drug.

  130. 130.

    Kraux Pas

    January 18, 2019 at 9:59 am

    It’s very frustrating for me because my whole instinct is: Let’s find a way to get this solved. But so far anyway, his idea of negotiating is to say ‘here’s what I want, I’ll give you nothing,’” said Sen. Angus King (I-Maine)

    This is what the media CONSTANTLY misses. Regardless of who’s in charge of each decision point, what is actually happening during every single shutdown? Republicans are always demanding some major policy change and will only concede to let the government operate, and only until the next artificial deadline, if it passes. No further concessions to the other side will be made.

    Then the media asks why the Democrats won’t compromise. Bothsiderism is a hell of a drug.

  131. 131.

    Immanentize

    January 18, 2019 at 9:59 am

    @NotMax:
    Drama! In the PA hinterlands. Doncha know.

  132. 132.

    Sebastian

    January 18, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Apologies if someone already mentioned this but it also shows what fucking idiots our Masters of the Universe are. All those “deals” they did in Trumps bankruptcies? They gave in to a toddler tantrum, not some complex business negotiations.

    Billions, ladies and gentlemen. Billions.

  133. 133.

    MattF

    January 18, 2019 at 10:04 am

    @Quinerly: Well. Y’know what A-rabs do with prayer rugs? Pray.

  134. 134.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2019 at 10:08 am

    @Immanentize

    Drama indeed, in every possible sense, as the party was to celebrate the end of the successful run of a play and was held at the house of the director (recipient of said champagne).

  135. 135.

    Yarrow

    January 18, 2019 at 10:11 am

    @rikyrah:

    They should prepare themselves for the possibility they may have been wrong, they may have been used, and the President might be a crook.

    A crook? Sheesh. We’re already well over that low bar. The President is a traitor.

  136. 136.

    Kraux Pas

    January 18, 2019 at 10:13 am

    @Yarrow:

    A crook? Sheesh. We’re already well over that low bar. The President is a traitor.

    Yeah, well, wasn’t the last President who famously “[was]n’t a crook” a traitor as well?

  137. 137.

    Quinerly

    January 18, 2019 at 10:13 am

    @rikyrah: Tail wags, meows, and waves back at you! How’s the ankle?

  138. 138.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 10:14 am

    @rikyrah: I think it’s safe to say that this “border rancher” is as much a figment of trump’s imagination as the “crises” is.

  139. 139.

    SFAW

    January 18, 2019 at 10:19 am

    @Tony Jay:

    That would do it, wouldn’t it? Not even Mitch McKompromat could get his caucus to ignore – that – kind of bomb, could he?

    SUCH a kidder, you are.

  140. 140.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 10:24 am

    @Immanentize:

    Patch a rocky dirt’ll cost you, existing build higher’n most. Like lotta other places, here in Sitka we’re in the process of bein loved to death. City and state broke as a joke (oil rev down).

    Fun fact: Sitka usedtawas largest city (by landmass) in world, but apparently has been supplanted by another; city and borough encompasses not just all 9K strong in pop. n our — count em! — 14 miles a road, but the entirety of Baranof island itself.

    Young kid got swore into USCG at the Pioneer Bar tonight — even turnt down the juke for a hot minnit, which was the only way anyone knew to shut the fuck up for a sliver.

    ANB Hall — Alaska Native Brotherhood — just up the dock from me. Got friends who’re dancers. Gotta lavish feed on T’giving and Xmas. Ha! Funny that you learned me sumpin I din’t know — i.e. about ANB strapping on the food bag for the Coasties.

    Lotta fisherfolk are kinda salty about Coast Guard b/c of alla the regs (liferaft, EPIRBs, flares, immersion suits, etc.), but — ain’t no doubt them regs save lives, so I grit my teeth when I think they go overmuch cuz it’s for the greater good. I know that and accept that, but not ever’body does.

    Buddy I played scrabble with tonight had his boat go down offa Kulichkof Rock just last spring. Coast Guard fisht him outta the soup. Know, personally, quite a few stories like that, n also a hefty number where folks din’t make it.

  141. 141.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 18, 2019 at 10:28 am

    @B.B.A.: GOP: “What’s a crimea?”

  142. 142.

    Uncle Cosmo

    January 18, 2019 at 10:30 am

    @Tony Jay: Or in the immortal line delivered by Bette Midler in (IIRC) Beaches:

    But enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?

    (Still awaiting the Trump Administration sequel, Sons Of Beaches…)

  143. 143.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 10:37 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    “What’s a crimea?”

    A River Runs Through It.

  144. 144.

    Uncle Cosmo

    January 18, 2019 at 10:41 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: See you & raise you:

    A few decades & (for him) two marriages back I used to play Scrabble with my college bridge partner (now a college professor) & his (then-currrent) wife when I visited. He kept a humongous Unabridged dictionary on the side table for whatever new vocabularian outrage I attempted to perpetrate on the board. (Most all of which turned out to be perfectly valid, to his infernal chagrin.)

    So one day I dropped this across a Triple Word Score: ZLOTY & he hit the ceiling (the roof being a couple floors up): You can’t expect to get away with that!

    I think it’s a Polish coin, I said meekly. And so it was. (Well, that’s one of the things it was. More commonly, the fundamental unit of currency in Poland [still! – currently trading at 3.76 to the $].)

    (10+1+1+1+5) x 3 = 54. Zinnnnnnng!

    He would never play Scrabble with me again. :^D

  145. 145.

    sdhays

    January 18, 2019 at 11:38 am

    This made me LOL:

    “This is a really bad spot for him,” said one person familiar with Trump’s campaign, who fretted that Trump is not thinking strategically…

    Really? Donald Trump failing to “think strategically”? Surely you jest!

  146. 146.

    Luthe

    January 18, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    @Lapassionara: Nope, they were skipping the Customs forms at least as far back as the beginning of December when I got home from Paris. All I got was a quick quiz from the immigration agent asking if I was bringing back anything fancy. She was satisfied by my answer of “two bottles of wine” and asked no questions about animal products, so my French cheese and I waltzed on through.

    There was an agricultural-sniffing dog on duty at the baggage claim, though. I refrained from petting because he was on the job.

  147. 147.

    Robert Bowsher

    January 18, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: Good play for you, but your opponent should have never left you that TWS, with an S and a blank out. That was just begging to get played on for big points.

    My mamaw taught us to play when we were little kids, but she taught us the rules wrong. Multiplier spaces remained alive, so some freakazoid play over a triple-triple would get you the exact same score + 1 if you stuck an ‘S’ on it. That makes you play extremely defensively.

    Throwing back tiles looking for bingos is a strategy, and might be the _right_ strategy, but to this day it feels unnatural too me. I have no problem winning 252-239.

  148. 148.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 18, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    @But her emails!!!: What you’re missing from this is the media and Republicans saying “Look, the 13 years ago the Democrats authorized buying toilet paper after the President requested it for his restroom. Why are they being hypocrites about this?”

  149. 149.

    MomSense

    January 18, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Every September I have taken my kids to the Common Ground Fair. We volunteer doing set up and then stay for the several days of the fair before helping with the cleanup. It means missing two days of school. I think it’s worth it, though. We have learned so much from all of the farmers and participants. Sleeping on hay in an open tent is getting tougher for me, though.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - dmkingto - SF Bay Area Scenes 7
Image by dmkingto (7/31/25)
Donate

Recent Comments

  • mrmoshpotato on Excellent Read: Unbridled Joylessness (Jul 15, 2025 @ 7:19pm)
  • Another Scott on Excellent Read: Unbridled Joylessness (Jul 15, 2025 @ 7:16pm)
  • O. Felix Culpa on Excellent Read: Unbridled Joylessness (Jul 15, 2025 @ 7:16pm)
  • hotshoe on GOP Stupidity Open Thread: He’s Not *My* Daddy, You Weirdos (Jul 15, 2025 @ 7:15pm)
  • O. Felix Culpa on Excellent Read: Unbridled Joylessness (Jul 15, 2025 @ 7:11pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
No Kings Protests June 14 2025

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix

Keeping Track

Legal Challenges (Lawfare)
Republicans Fleeing Town Halls (TPM)
21 Letters (to Borrow or Steal)
Search Donations from a Brand

Feeling Defeated?  If We Give Up, It's Game Over

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!