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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / ‘Junkets’ Under Fire Open Thread: Calling Trump’s Cronies Amateurs Is An Insult to People Who Don’t Get Paid

‘Junkets’ Under Fire Open Thread: Calling Trump’s Cronies Amateurs Is An Insult to People Who Don’t Get Paid

by Anne Laurie|  January 18, 20192:35 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Hail to the Hairpiece, Military, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal

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Who has already been to Afghanistan multiple times? @SpeakerPelosi

Who has never been: @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/xYLvDooBHD

— A.J. Carrillo (@ajcarrillo) January 17, 2019

Guess Trump really *did* enjoy his SooperSekrit Iraq drop-in… he got to hang around with real live G.I. Joes, and some of them were properly thrilled when he signed MAGA hats for them. Not sure his minions understood that normal people might have different reactions…

.?@RepElaineLuria?, the only freshmen scheduled to go to Afghanistan with ?@SpeakerPelosi?, issues a statement: pic.twitter.com/AWBQ2RXH9v

— John Bresnahan (@BresPolitico) January 17, 2019

Not every president has the political genius to drive home to . every last voter in America that his most feared political opponent wanted to meet troops in a war zone that he himself had been too frightened to visit

— David Frum (@davidfrum) January 18, 2019

Trump is missing golf. Pelosi is missing a trip to Afghanistan.

This tit-for-tat is doing a fantastic job of revealing how little Trump actually does and how little leverage he truly has.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 17, 2019

Staff came up w Pelosi insult because Trump was mad at them bc Pelosi named him look bad.

Melania is going to Florida in part bc no staff would tell them it was a bad idea, bc if they did he’d be mad at them. https://t.co/iKrvxBYR6t

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 17, 2019

I’ll note he didn’t mind the Repub-only trip to Moscow. https://t.co/fiiMm2V5k6

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 17, 2019

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49Comments

  1. 1.

    poleaxedbyboatwork

    January 18, 2019 at 2:52 am

    It’s actually (tho necessary) insulting that Pelosi must interact with Trump.

    I long for the day (soon, FSM make it so) when every-fucking-one can treat Trump and alla his minions with the scorn and contempt with which they so richly deserve.

  2. 2.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 18, 2019 at 2:57 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: By throwing rotten eggs and produce at them through their cell bars?

  3. 3.

    Bess

    January 18, 2019 at 3:06 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Send them picture postcards of beautiful places they will never again see and delicious food they will never again eat.

    Unusual punishment but perhaps we could sneak past the cruel censor….

  4. 4.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 18, 2019 at 3:15 am

    @Bess: On top of pelting with produce? I’m in!

  5. 5.

    sukabi

    January 18, 2019 at 3:16 am

    @mrmoshpotato: put them in stocks on the WH lawn, anyone that wants to piss on them can have a shot.

  6. 6.

    Aleta

    January 18, 2019 at 3:21 am

    NBC: Trump administration officials weighed speeding up the deportation of migrant children by denying them their legal right to asylum hearings after separating them from their parents, according to comments on a late 2017 draft of what became the administration’s family separation policy obtained by NBC News.

    The draft also shows officials wanted to specifically target parents in migrant families for increased prosecutions, contradicting the administration’s previous statements. In June, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen said the administration did “not have a policy of separating families at the border” but was simply enforcing existing law.

    The authors noted that the “increase in prosecutions would be reported by the media and it would have a substantial deterrent effect.”

    The draft plan was provided to NBC News by the office of Sen. Jeff Merkley, D.-Ore., which says it was leaked by a government whistleblower.

    The draft document and comments to it:
    https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5688664-Merkleydocs2.html

  7. 7.

    Aleta

    January 18, 2019 at 3:29 am

    @Aleta: The NBC article:
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna958811?__twitter_impression=true

    The document is professionally merciless.

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 18, 2019 at 3:29 am

    @sukabi: Can I still piss on Mitch McConnell’s grave once that time comes?

  9. 9.

    sukabi

    January 18, 2019 at 3:39 am

    @mrmoshpotato: yes, turtles need regular watering. It could become an annual pilgrimage Pissin on Mitch.

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2019 at 3:39 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    Take a number now. Otherwise you’ll be way back in a long, long line.

    Pro tip: eat lots of asparagus beforehand.

    ;)

  11. 11.

    Duane

    January 18, 2019 at 3:41 am

    @sukabi: Tar and Feathers.

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 18, 2019 at 3:45 am

    @NotMax: Asparagus and beer

  13. 13.

    Balconesfault

    January 18, 2019 at 3:46 am

    Trump labeling Nancy’s Afghanistan trip a “Public Relations Event” shines a light on how his staff finally managed to get him to visit the troops in Iraq in December.

  14. 14.

    sukabi

    January 18, 2019 at 3:46 am

    @Duane: also fitting as they’re trying to move the country back 150+ years.

  15. 15.

    Martin

    January 18, 2019 at 4:00 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Beef barley soup. Trust me on this one.

  16. 16.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2019 at 4:07 am

    Gotta totally disagree with Obama, who called it one of the best movies of the year.

    Just finished watching Annihilation. What a jumble of ponderous pretentious claptrap.

  17. 17.

    wasabi gasp

    January 18, 2019 at 4:15 am

    Anne “excruciatingly painful post titles” Laurie

  18. 18.

    montanareddog

    January 18, 2019 at 4:17 am

    @sukabi:

    yes, turtles need regular watering. It could become an annual pilgrimage Pissin on Mitch.

    Why limit it to micturation? Why not a big job and jazz it up by making it a contest, to appeal to America’s natural competitive instinct? It could be scheduled for the first Sunday in February and called “Super Bowel”.

  19. 19.

    wasabi gasp

    January 18, 2019 at 4:21 am

    @NotMax: Ponderous pretentious claptrap is Obama’s whole shtick.

  20. 20.

    JWR

    January 18, 2019 at 4:22 am

    @Aleta: From your link…

    One policy that was discussed but not implemented from the draft memo included limiting protections for migrant children who were victims of abuse or neglect.

    God, I hate these “people”. Words fucking fail.

  21. 21.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2019 at 4:24 am

    @wasabi grasp

    There are doors you do NOT want to open.

  22. 22.

    wasabi gasp

    January 18, 2019 at 4:37 am

    @NotMax: Unless you’re making an asparagus joke, then no, all doors must be opened, all rocks turned, beans stirred, onions peeled…

  23. 23.

    TriassicSands

    January 18, 2019 at 4:39 am

    @poleaxedbyboatwork:

    I long for the day when the only people who have to deal with Trump are prison guards and officials.

  24. 24.

    Mezz

    January 18, 2019 at 4:40 am

    I obviously turned off the internet news too early last night. Missed the Buzzfeed article. (WOW.)

    I wonder, though: is this bad?

    through interviews with multiple witnesses from the Trump Organization and internal company emails, text messages, and a cache of other documents. Cohen then acknowledged those instructions during his interviews with that office.
    This revelation is not the first evidence to suggest the president may have attempted to obstruct the FBI and special counsel investigations into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election.

    That seems bad.

  25. 25.

    wasabi gasp

    January 18, 2019 at 4:50 am

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=FfBwsG8ubFw

  26. 26.

    Amir Khalid

    January 18, 2019 at 4:53 am

    @NotMax:
    I hope you’re at least willing to entertain the possibility that Obama saw something in the film that you missed.

  27. 27.

    Amir Khalid

    January 18, 2019 at 4:53 am

    @wasabi gasp:
    Nope.

  28. 28.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 4:55 am

    @JWR: I know.

  29. 29.

    wasabi gasp

    January 18, 2019 at 4:55 am

    @Amir Khalid: yep

  30. 30.

    Keith P.

    January 18, 2019 at 4:58 am

    @Mezz: Yeah, I’m reading this, too, and thinking “How did I miss this?!??” (I went to bed early). Given the quote from Trump of “Make it happen”, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Cohen has recordings of the arrangement and just hasn’t released them at Mueller’s request.
    PS Don Jr.’s been very quiet lately. Interesting.

  31. 31.

    sukabi

    January 18, 2019 at 5:04 am

    @montanareddog: hmmmm, do we want to salt the earth to ensure he can’t regenerate or fertilize it and risk a revival?

  32. 32.

    wasabi gasp

    January 18, 2019 at 5:06 am

    @Amir Khalid: That’s not only possible, it’s undeniable. But, so what?

  33. 33.

    sukabi

    January 18, 2019 at 5:07 am

    @Mezz: what that tells me is EVERYONE in drumpfs orbit is running for the exits with knives drawn and are aiming to get the last seats on the Mueller lifeboat.

  34. 34.

    sukabi

    January 18, 2019 at 5:20 am

    On a lighter more positive note, the freshmen class of congresswomen and men are certainly shaking things up. Like Rep Elaine Luria’s statement up top. Ladies are bringing the heat. ? ? ?

  35. 35.

    Emma

    January 18, 2019 at 5:22 am

    @wasabi gasp: I would suggest caution in these here hills, but it’s up to you.

  36. 36.

    JPL

    January 18, 2019 at 5:23 am

    @Mezz: Trump seems bad, but will it matter. Mitch wants to retain his control and understands that in order to do that, he must kiss the bosses ass.
    He’s afraid of the tweet.

  37. 37.

    wasabi gasp

    January 18, 2019 at 5:29 am

    @Emma: Getting kinda creepy, Emma, kinda creepy now.

  38. 38.

    Mezz

    January 18, 2019 at 5:30 am

    @Keith P.: In a purely selfish way, the timing of this is supremely frustrating, as I have a ton of work to do just now, and the siren call of Twitter today will be especially potent, I can already tell. Also, if we could please, more on the Liberty University/poll rigging angle. Seems entertaining.

    In an unselfish way: MORE, FASTER, CRITICAL MASS. I’m pretty imaginative as to the misdeeds a President can do (as a US historian), and my imagined scandal is pretty dire, yet the more evidence and info that trickles out, still nothing in that imagined scandal seems wrong yet.
    And that is fking TERRIFYING.

  39. 39.

    Ladyraxterinok

    January 18, 2019 at 5:43 am

    @sukabi: Some comments on that thread scolded her as if she were a backward HS student. Total contempt for all dems….and women.

    They (she) was told to shut up and do as T commanded!

  40. 40.

    john fremont

    January 18, 2019 at 6:32 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Sure, and unlike our National Parks right now, I doubt anyone will be volunteering to clean it up.

  41. 41.

    plato

    January 18, 2019 at 6:36 am

    @wasabi gasp: So unlike your meaningless claptrap here? Idiot.

  42. 42.

    SFAW

    January 18, 2019 at 6:59 am

    I expect I will suffer slings and arrows for this, but:

    You jackals talking about pissing on McConnell’s grave are a bunch of feckin’ amateurs. Not in your choice(s) of pre-piss culinary treats, of course. But why are all you kiddies waiting until he’s six feet under? He deserves it right-the-fuck NOW. Every fucking day.

    [Note: I am not suggesting it be limited to pissing on him, by the way.]

  43. 43.

    trnc

    January 18, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Not every president has the political genius to drive home to . every last voter in America that his most feared political opponent wanted to meet troops in a war zone that he himself had been too frightened to visit

    “When you’re a republican, they let you do it. You can do anything. Be a pussy. You can do anything.”

    Apologies to people (including myself) who don’t like the word pussy being used for anything besides cats and oppressed bands, but I play the hand I’m dealt.

    Obligatory:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaZl12Z5P7g

  44. 44.

    trnc

    January 18, 2019 at 7:11 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Can I still piss on Mitch McConnell’s grave once that time comes?

    Why wait (assuming he ever comes out of hiding)?

  45. 45.

    Ken

    January 18, 2019 at 7:30 am

    @Mezz:

    This revelation is not the first evidence

    There was that time he confessed to obstruction in a TV interview.

    Really, I can’t blame his lawyers for wanting to keep him from testifying to, well, anything.

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    January 18, 2019 at 9:17 am

    @Amir Khalid

    Well, obviously. Note I said I disagreed with his review, not that he was inarguably wrong; tastes differ.

  47. 47.

    Mnemosyne

    January 18, 2019 at 10:32 am

    FYI, folks, wasabi gasp is a Russian troll. No point in engaging it any further,

  48. 48.

    WaterGirl

    January 18, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    @Mnemosyne: That kind of funny. I read your comment and thought “how did I miss that?” and then searched this thread for wasabi. Ha! Of course I didn’t notice; I have him pied.

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