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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 27, 201911:30 pm| 34 Comments

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This place was a hive of activity for a Sunday. Here’s a nice picture I took about two miles from my house on a back road I used to bike on all the time as a kid:

Like a lot of the back roads around here, it is mostly wide enough to be two lanes, and it is oil and chipped every year or so.

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  1. 1.

    Cheryl Rofer

    January 27, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    I love the icicles that form on water-bearing strata. You mostly only see that back East. Thanks, John.

    And now an update on Howard Schultz’s venture into Twitter.

    Howard Schultz has tweeted three times with 2,376 total RTs and 30,500 total replies, giving him a cumulative ratio of 13 to 1, which has to be some sort of record. pic.twitter.com/IahmORDHeF

    — Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) January 28, 2019

  2. 2.

    Elizabelle

    January 27, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Christopher Ingraham. Isn’t he the guy in Minnesota who ordered the box of crickets?

    Good to see his wife has left him alive.

  3. 3.

    Cheryl Rofer

    January 27, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Birthday present from my long-suffering wife, who fortunately for me has a great sense of humor. Which flavor should I try first? (yes, they are real crickets) pic.twitter.com/DDsjOWnUDt

    — Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) January 26, 2019

  4. 4.

    Kattails

    January 27, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    Ducking in to mention that Vermont Public Radio is playing a new version of Morten Lauridsen’s Lux Aeterna for those who might want a bit of cosmic comfort. Thinking of Schlemazel even though the Latin Mass isn’t quite appropriate. Gorgeous piece and they do podcasts. Gotta get back to my desk, on a heavy deadline.
    JHC it’ll be over before I get done arguing with autocorrect.

  5. 5.

    Elizabelle

    January 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Making him eat some of those?

    That might do it.

  6. 6.

    Yarrow

    January 27, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: That’s hilarious. He tweeted a picture of the lizard a few days ago.

    Beautiful picture, John.

  7. 7.

    Mnemosyne

    January 27, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    I’m feeling like a genius right now, but only a very tiny percentage of people are going to understand WTF I’m talking about when I tell you why:

    I have a bunch of cute accessories and papers that are punched for the Happy Planner (so disc punched rather than 3-hole or whatever). But I’m not using a disc-bound planner, I’m using one specifically meant for writers that is spiral bound. I tried to attach the HP inserts to the spiral binding, but there was too much space between the disc punches.

    What I figured out was that I could buy the HP punch from a craft store, add another set of disc holes between the existing holes, and the inserts would fit perfectly in the spiral notebook.

    I just tried it out and, yes, I am in fact a genius and can repurpose all of my HP accessories for the spiral planner. Yay me!

    The tricky part was that I assumed I would be able to use my Levenger disc punch, but it turns out that the HP punches go much deeper into the paper, so that was a no-go and I had to track down the actual HP punch.

  8. 8.

    smintheus

    January 27, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    @Elizabelle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es0kx4IlojM

  9. 9.

    opiejeanne

    January 28, 2019 at 12:00 am

    @Mnemosyne: I wish I knew what you’re talking about, but it does sound like you found a solution, so go you!

  10. 10.

    Elizabelle

    January 28, 2019 at 12:03 am

    @smintheus: Well there’s something we never would have heard but for Balloon Juice.

  11. 11.

    smintheus

    January 28, 2019 at 12:03 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: Hey Howard, we’re sick of your racist friend. This is where the Party ends.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucPwrZRhXkA

  12. 12.

    Mnemosyne

    January 28, 2019 at 12:05 am

    @opiejeanne:

    I think Steeplejack may be the only other regular who will understand. It’s a stationery addict thing.

  13. 13.

    smintheus

    January 28, 2019 at 12:05 am

    @Elizabelle: I actually have that on a cd somewhere. Late ’40s Woody Herman is pretty rad.

  14. 14.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 28, 2019 at 12:09 am

    @smintheus: This is better.

  15. 15.

    eemom

    January 28, 2019 at 12:12 am

    Like a lot of the back roads around here, it is mostly wide enough to be two lanes,

    Reminds me of what is now called “Old 55”, as it’s mostly been replaced by the Robert C. Byrd Something Highway (because there wasn’t enough shit in WV already named after the dear departed senator). eedad and I traversed it many times back before the highway was built going out to Seneca Rocks or Dolly Sods or Greenbank. We still use it occasionally, but it’s hard to find now cuz of the highway. Makes your ears pop as you ascend in altitude.

  16. 16.

    Steeplejack

    January 28, 2019 at 12:13 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    I’m having a little trouble picturing exactly what you’re talking about, but as a fellow stationery/​pen/​productivity-tools hound I feel it, I totally feel it. Congratulations on your successful hack!

    @Mnemosyne:

    Ha! Right on. ✊

  17. 17.

    Elizabelle

    January 28, 2019 at 12:14 am

    @smintheus: It’s an odd but soothing song. I will have to listen to it again. But for the drum solo, I could listen to it while trying to get to sleep.

    And it’s got pretend language for the crickets at the beginning?

  18. 18.

    joel hanes

    January 28, 2019 at 12:18 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Levenger

    In their early years, I made sure I got the calendar for the bookshelf offerings.
    I bought almost nothing, but I’d spend an hour or so fitting out a home library in my imagination.

  19. 19.

    joel hanes

    January 28, 2019 at 12:22 am

    @joel hanes:

    “calendar” should be “catalog”

    no edit button showing

  20. 20.

    Steeplejack

    January 28, 2019 at 12:27 am

    @joel hanes:

    As part of the site rebuild we are updating the com­mentariat, so it is thought that edit­ing won’t be needed.

    It’s the “To Serve Man” phase of the plan that we didn’t get around to discussing this afternoon.

  21. 21.

    smintheus

    January 28, 2019 at 12:29 am

    @Elizabelle: The song was written or at least orginally recorded by a South African folk singer, Josef Marais.

  22. 22.

    Aleta

    January 28, 2019 at 12:30 am

    @smintheus: Some good things in that, thanks.

  23. 23.

    joel hanes

    January 28, 2019 at 12:31 am

    @Steeplejack:

    It’s the “To Serve Man” phase of the plan

    Well, I’m well-marbled, but I’m old so the connective tissues are all ossified. Like chuck roast from range cattle, I’ll probably be too tough to chew without long slow moist cooking.

  24. 24.

    joel hanes

    January 28, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Ah. I visited my noscript settings, and now I see the edit button.

  25. 25.

    Mnemosyne

    January 28, 2019 at 12:40 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Short version: the disc-punched stuff had exactly half as many holes punched into it as the spiral binding, so by adding an extra set of disc-sized punches in that empty space, I was able to make it match the spiral binding.

    The main problem was that Happy Planner has a different punch depth than Levenger, so my test with the Levenger punch had uneven rows of holes.

  26. 26.

    Mnemosyne

    January 28, 2019 at 12:42 am

    @joel hanes:

    Oh, I know. I still lust after one of the “No Room For a Table” tables, but I just can’t justify it. ?

  27. 27.

    Elizabelle

    January 28, 2019 at 12:49 am

    @smintheus: It’s kind of beguiling.

    And I like Christopher Ingraham, the WaPost writer up top with the tweets. He is almost jackal-like in many of his comments. Perhaps why they exiled him to Red Lake County, MN. He had some funny tweets:

    Me, three years ago in DC: Man winter here really blows, sure would be nice to live some place with a real winter
    *one finger of the monkey’s paw curls*

    Fun thing about Minnesotans: they talk a big talk about winter in the presence of outsiders. But among other Minnesotans they piss and moan about the weather like you wouldn’t believe

    and

    Morning ritual at the Ingraham house: once she’s warmed up, Holly [the lizard] scampers down her log to deposit a bm on the far side of the tank while the cats ,watch

    Does not sound like John’s life? If he had a lizard? Which I guess is now really well fed. With all those crickets.

    And, they did try those packaged Crick-Ette snacks.

    Okay these were surprisingly flavorless? There was no salt added which I think is the problem. 5-year-olds violently refused to try them but the baby ate them with great enthusiasm until he got a leg stuck in his throat (he’s fine and currently asking for “more cricket”)

  28. 28.

    Mary G

    January 28, 2019 at 12:59 am

    I have never heard of nor seen icicles like that. Balloon Juice is so educational.

  29. 29.

    burnspbesq

    January 28, 2019 at 12:59 am

    Sad day on Le Livre des Visages, between the left-wing crackpots decrying the so-called “CIA coup” in Venezuela and the right-wing crackpots saying that so-called “process crimes” aren’t really crimes at all.

    Like heffalumps and woozles, crackpots come in every shape and size.

  30. 30.

    Mnemosyne

    January 28, 2019 at 1:31 am

    @burnspbesq:

    I am happy to say that I have managed to remove all such crackpots from my FB feed.

    Even better, several of the right-leaning ones self-deported or have started self-censoring. Last year, a pro-lifer who is a relative of my BFF proudly proclaimed that she and her daughter were on their way to the March for Life and President Trump was going to protect all the baybeez.

    This year, she didn’t say why they were going to DC and I didn’t make the connection until she replied to a friend of hers in the comments. She’s a devout Catholic who works at a shelter for homeless pregnant women, so I’m guessing that she is not on board with the whole “stealing refugee kids” policy of Trump’s. Plus I think the rest of the family — including her Black sister-in-law — told her to shut up and sit down.

  31. 31.

    thalarctosMaritimus

    January 28, 2019 at 2:13 am

    @Mnemosyne: hooray! (yes, I grok)

  32. 32.

    Mnemosyne

    January 28, 2019 at 2:58 am

    @thalarctosMaritimus:

    I’m still surprised by the Levenger punch being so much shallower. Now I’m wondering if that’s why my Levenger and similar pages seem to pop off more often than I’d like. ?

    Anyway, now I can put my HP page markers, sticky note pads, weekly cards, etc into my spiral notebook at will. Hooray!

  33. 33.

    DHD

    January 28, 2019 at 6:50 am

    There are a lot of things I don’t miss about riding a bike in SWPA / WV / Ohio, but roads like these are not one of them. It’s cool that you don’t even have to go far from Pittsburgh to find them…

  34. 34.

    Terry Calhoun

    January 28, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Makes me homesick for the stretch of road along the Ohio just east of Newell, WV. My mother was born in Newell* and I was raised in East Liverpool, OH – right across the bridge on that stretch of road. Always icicles hanging from the rocks on the WV side. I used to climb those cliffs as a child, can’t believe it now. Sigh.

    *My mother, in fact, when she was young, was selected as the Newell representative to cut the ribbon when that stretch of road along the river was completed.

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